Post by Papi El Sueno on Jun 26, 2011 16:46:29 GMT -5
A Video Clip Begins to play...
PCW Anarchy: August 29th, 2010
DM: Wait a minute…
SS: Wait…What the…
The crowd gets on their feet with a rising ovation as Mariano slowly lifts Osbourne…
Storme: No way…No fucking way…
DM: MARIANO IS LIFTING HIM!!
SS: HESITATION IS PAID HARD!! OSBOURNE IS NOW LIFTED ABOVE MARIANO!!
Storme: THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO!!! HOLY SHIT!!
DM: Mariano has got him…Can this be…
Storme/DM/SS (Choir): TSUNAMI DRIVER!! TSUNAMI DRIVER!!
SS: No fucking way!!!
DM: Mariano is tired…
SS: Fuck you, Mariano!!
Storme: Mariano slowly crawling to Osbourne…
SS: FUCK YOU FERNANDEZ!! LET’S GO OSBOURNE!!
DM: Mariano’s almost there as this crowd is on their feet looking wildly at this…
SS: WE WANT AN OSBOURNE SUPERHEROIC REVIVAL!!! COME ON YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!
Storme: AND HE DRAPES AN ARM OVER ROB OSBOURNE!!
SS: THIS IS NOT IT!!
DM: LET’S SEE!!
ONE!!
….
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TWO!!!
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…
…
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
*DING DING DING DING DING DING*
SS: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Storme: THE QUIET STORM JUST BEAT THE NITEMARE!!
SS: I HAD 500,000 BET ON THAT FUCKING JACKASS OSBOURNE!!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner… “THE QUIET STORM”…MARIANOOOOOO FEEERRRNNNAANNNNDDDEEEZZZZZZ!!!
PCW Alma Mater Diem: October 24th, 2010
Mariano just looks at him with a face of hate…And kicks him off…HOLY SHIT…
Storme: MARIANO KICKS GARY OFF THE CELL!! OFF THE CELL!! OFF THE CELL!!
DM: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!
Even Mariano is stunned at what he did. Gary Scarletti lands on the Spanish Announce table, reducing it to shambles. The crowd goes absolutely insane, with the entire building on their feet, chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Storme: Look at that! Gary is barely alive! He’s crawling off of that table! Look at him slowly coming into our table…
DM: Oh my god…Don’t tell me…
Mariano is going to take a shot here…The crowd is still chanting “HOLY SHIT!” The people are still on their feet…MARIANO… OH NO…
Storme: SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! FROM THE CAGE!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
The crowd has gone completely insane. Mariano and Gary have broken another table, and Gary is completely decimated. The crowd is bananas. Shannon Saint doesn’t believe one bit of it.
Storme: Mariano is in a cover position! The referee is counting!
DM: THIS CAN’T BE! HOLY SHIT!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Storme: HE HAS DONE IT!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…AND NEWWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…MARIANO FERNANDEZ!!!!!!
Storme: What a night!
The crowd has gone wild. The title is awarded to the barely conscious Mariano. The scene fades to black…And the show is off.
Battle Finale II: December 19th, 2010
DM: Leon now getting Mariano to his feet. Leon places Mariano in-between his legs and elevates him into the air... LIONHEART!!! NO!!! Mariano tucks his left arm over Leon's head and spins around... TORNADO DDT!!! MARIANO COUNTERED THE LIONHEART WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!
Storme: That shit was killer and Mariano had the awareness to counter it perfectly.
DM: Mariano drapes his arm on Leon's chest. Could this be it?!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE---NO!!!!
DM: MY GOD! Leon kicked out, but just barely though.
Storme: This one has lived up to expectations. We knew this would be a great contest with a lot of close falls, and the fans right now are enjoying every bit of it.
DM: Mariano slowly gets to his feet with his face a bloody mess. He gets Leon up to his feet and executes a series of martial arts kicks and follows that up with a running knee lift to the jaw to take him down once more.
Storme: Mariano now raising his hand in the air once more before bowing to the crowd. Leon gets back to his feet, and Mariano goes for it again... TSUNAMI STRIKE!!! NO!!! Leon grabs him by the throat and lifts him up... CHOKESLAM!!! Leon hit the chokeslam. This could be it.
DM: Negative Steve. Leon drags Mariano back to the middle of the ring and now locks it in... WOLVEN ASSAULT!!! WOLVEN ASSAULT!!! Leon has Mariano locked in the Wolven Assault!
Storme: And right now, there is no way to go for Mariano. He's gonna have to find a way out of this one by any means.
DM: Mariano is trying to stay in this one, but the pressure is getting to him immensely. Mariano starting to fade away while still trying to fight out of it.
Storme: As much heart and determination that Mariano has, I don't like his chances right now. Leon's got it locked in very tightly.
DM: The referee comes to raise Mariano's hand… and it drops! He does it again… and it drops for the second time! Here comes the third raise… and it drops! IT’S OVER!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Storme: HOLY SHIT! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
DM: He FINALLY did it. After working his way through the ranks, Leon Lonewolf has officially taken his place at the main event table by beating Mariano Fernandez for the PCW World Heavyweight Championship.
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner... and NEW PCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "THE HONORABLE DEMON" LEON LONEWOLF!
Struggle for Power II: January 31st, 2011
Baker hops off the ropes and starts stomping at 'The Knight'. Baker gets him to his feet and tries to lift him over the top rope and eliminate him… but 'The Knight' hangs on and struggles to stay in the match. Baker however has other plans as he kicks 'The Knight's' hands off the ropes and then dumps him over the top rope for the elimination.
Eliminated: 'The White Knight'
DM: Oh damn! James Baker just eliminated 'The White Knight'.
SS: God dammit. Hold the fuck on. I have a little something.
Baker gets to his feet, but wait! It's the Saint's Army! They have come down to the ring. The Enforcer attacks Baker from behind while Orlando Cruz and Aaron Thomas are attacking Funk. Enforcer holds Baker in place while Saint grabs the ring bell. Saint clocks back and... DING! Saint just cracked Baker in the skull with the ring bell and Baker is immediately busted open. Meanwhile Cruz and Aaron Thomas grab Funk and place him in position... SNAPSHOT!!! The two smaller members of the Saint's Army hit SJ Funk with the Snapshot. They then drag Funk towards Baker and drapes his arm on top of Baker's beaten body.
DM: Oh come on! Not this way! Not this way!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
DM/Storme: DAMMIT! THE FUCKING SAINT STRIKES AGAIN!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the 2011 Struggle for Power Battlefield and goes on to Super Clash to compete for the PCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP... "THE ORIGINAL SHOWSTEALER" SJ FUNK!
PCW Blackout: March 5th, 2011
DM: Leon caught a break right there, but I don't think he's gonna last too much longer.
Storme: I agree, Desiree. Leon may have a lot of heart, but Yoshiru is proving to over-match him. Something has to give.
SS: Drive it a little harder, Yoshiru!
Storme: That's what she said.
SS: HUH?!
Storme: Forget it!
Yoshiru proceeds to stomp on Leon's body even more before attaching Leon's neck inside of the regular steel chair. Yoshiru looks like a mad man at this point before he stomps his foot down... BAM! HOLY SHIT! YOSHIRU STOMPED ON THE CHAIR WITH LEON LONEWOLF'S NECK TRAPPED INSIDE! Total brutality and it is very possible that Leon may have trouble breathing afterwards. Leon's neck is still trapped inside, but Yoshiru grabs the Barbed Wire chair and admires the damage he could possibly do while Leon is completely helpless at this point. Yoshiru raises the chair up and... THWACK! RIGHT TO LEON'S SKULL! The barbed wire of the chair connects to Leon's head and the blood is flowing from his head, and the referee immediately calls for the bell.
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of this match by making his opponent the first to bleed... and STILL PCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... YOSHIRU LONG!
"The Fad" by Chevelle hits as Yoshiru grabs the PCW World Heavyweight Championship belt and raises it high into the air.
PCW Super Clash I: April 2nd, 2011
Danielle is the first to get to her feet, but can barely stand as of now. She limps her way to the side of the cages. She grabs on the ropes for assistance and once again, starts scaling the cage. She continues the climb until she reaches the tippy top. But that point, Heather gets back to a vertical base and goes to climb up after her. Danielle swings her other leg over as Heather reaches the top and does the same. Danielle with a right... Heather returns with a left and begins to dominate Danielle on top of the cage. Danielle and Heather continue to trade blows. Heather with a sharp forearm to the face and Danielle has finally had enough.
SS: That's right. Give up you bitch.
Storme: Shut the hell up, Taint! You don't know what you're talking about.
DM: Hold up! What the hell is Heather doing here?
SS: OH MY GOD!
Heather now gets to her feet and charges at Danielle, who is still seated on the cage. Heather wraps her legs around Danielle's head and goes for it... HURRICANRANA OFF OF THE TWENTY FOOT STEEL CAGE! NO! Danielle held on and Heather lands on her back with a sickening thud in the middle of the ring.
SS: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
Storme: The Lethal Latina is almost to the victory line here.
Danielle's feet dangling at the bottom of the cage now as she prepares to jump. She starts to scale down the cage and eventually reaches the arena floor... DANIELLE IS OUT!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and Gentlemen... the winner of this bout... and NEEEEEEEEEWWWW! PCW BROADCAST CHAMPION!.... "THE LETHAL LATINA" DANIELLLLLLLLE LOPEZZZZZZZZZZ!
"Here to Stay" by Korn blasts throughout the PA system of Cowboys Stadium as the cage is risen.
PCW Slamathon II: May 28th, 2011
DM: And Blood signals for the end, Sickboy trying to get up, oblivious to Blood pouncing him!
SS: That punt to the head is sure to decapitate Sickboy if he hits it!
DM: And here Blood charges, he is coming at Sickboy... AND STOPS!
SS: WHAAAAAAAT!?
DM: It looks like that's a move he won't use on his own comrade. Who would have thought... some shred of honor still on Blood!
SS: And Blood steps back, allowing Sickboy to get up!
Both competitors look at each other, neither having too much left in the tank!
SS: It looks like whoever hits this move will finally be able to put the other down!
DM: And here they go, circling each other in silence, trying to find an opening... BOTH OF THEM BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES! AND BOTH MEN CRASHING AGAINST EACH OTHER... DOUBLE DDT!
SS: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
DM: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE MORE! THE MATCH MIGHT END IN A DRAW!
SS: And the referee starts the ten count!
ONE!
...
TWO!
...
THREE!
...
FOUR!
...
FIVE!
...
SIX!
Both men starting to stir, in the ground!
SEVEN!
...
EIGHT!
...
Both men trying to roll to their senses, with everything they got! Sickboy is crawling towards Blood...
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AND SICKBOY DRAPES HIS ARM ON BLOOD!
ONE!
...
TWO!
Yoshiru tries to get his shoulder up...
THREE!
...
But the effort proves to be too much!
*DING DING DING!*
DM: GOOD GOD! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
SS: HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and NEW PCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... SICKBOY!!!
The video comes to a close as a voiceover starts.
Premium Championship Wrestling has had many big nights. From it's first pay-per-view Anarchy, Alma Mater Diem, Battle Finale II and a whole bunch of events. Tonight, it's the official swan song of one of the greatest federations in history as we have our final show.
A World Heavyweight Title match headlines the show. For one, this is his first time to compete for the gold. Having held the Platinum title, he knows exactly what it means to be a champion. For the champion, he is focused on making sure he walks out with the title in-tact and as the final champion...
For two enemies, bragging rights is on the line. These two men have disliked each other since their time in another federation and their rivalry has intensified in PCW for most of the year, but tonight. They do battle one more time, and maybe put it all to rest...
For two teams. It is all about the World Tag Team Championship. The challengers, it's an opportunity for them to gain their first tag team championship as a team. For the champions, it's an opportunity to retain their gold and make their entire stable proud...
Broadcast Championship: That's what's at stake. Two representatives of the Mexican culture will do battle one last time. The champion has held the gold since Super Clash I and she has been a proud and great champion so far, while the challenger is hell-bent on getting the title. Who will walk out as champion...
The Platinum Championship: For the challenger, he has had quite a few shots at that title. From competing for it in one of the most brutal rivalries in PCW history, but tonight, he faces a champion who is one of the best wrestlers in the world. Can the challenger overcome this obstacle, or will the champion add another victim to his already impressive list of people he has beaten...
Five men do battle against one another for simply bragging rights. Two of them debuted a week ago while three of them have been here for a while. For the five of them, winning their final match in PCW is going to be a crucial one because it is all about bragging rights...
Two men renew their long time rivalry with a special guest referee involved. The two competitors have been rivals dating back since late June of 2009. A roll of quarters started it all and it has been heated ever since. Even the inclusion of one of the contestants murdering a relative of the other, but tonight. They do battle one last time and it's sure to be hellacious. The thing is, who will emerge with the victory...
The PCW Brawl Championship: The prize that two Hardcore Warriors will compete for one last time. The champion got the upperhand last time when he and his associate humiliated the challenger, dumping horse and cow shit on the challenger while forcing him in a clown's suit. The challenger is without a doubt pissed off and he's looking for revenge, but will it be enough to dethrone the red-hot champion...
This is the final night of one of the greatest organizations that's ever existed...
This is where rivalries are laid to rest...
For one last time... Premium Championship Wrestling is proud to present...
PCW CATACLYSM
"The Final Countdown" by Europe hits throughout the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio as the sold out crowd of 20,562 people are cheering very loudly while they are on their feet. The pyro blasts from the top to the bottom of the stage, going all the way down the ramp into a final blast on the four turnbuckles of the ring. The crowd keeps up the loud cheering, and the cameras browse through them, capturing signs such as "PCW 4 EVER, "We <3 PCW", "FUCK LEBRON JAMES", and much, much more. The cameras browse to another part of the stands where various celebrities and family members of PCW'ers reside. Like Peyton Hillis of the Cleveland Browns, Keyshia Cole and her husband Daniel Gibson of the Cleveland Cavaliers. Also in attendance is Drew Carey, Terrence Howard, all five members of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and many more. We cut to the announce table, where Desiree Miles opens the broadcast.
DM: Hello everybody, and welcome to CATACLYSM! The final event for Premium Championship Wrestling and this crowd is going insane while also experiencing some deep sadness like ourselves. I am the voice of PCW, Desiree Miles alongside the legendary James Baker and king fat ass himself, Shannon Taint.
James: Oh shit! That was funny. King fat ass! I'll never forget that one. But this is a very sad day. After tonight, there will be no more PCW. Taint and myself won't be in wrestling anymore, while Desiree gets to continue wrestling on in the independent circuit.
SS: I am not crying in front of you two.
James: Sitting here next to your fat ass is ONE THING I will not miss. Desiree, what do we have on tap for the people tonight?
DM: Well our main event for this evening will be Sickboy competing for the final time in his career as he defends the PCW World Heavyweight Championship against Michael Morrison.
SS: Sickboy's gonna easily retain. I can feel it.
James: I think it's gonna be an even contest. Morrison is a good competitor, I've never doubt him in that department. But so is Sickboy. He too is good in the ring. Both of these two have the style of doing whatever it takes to win a match. The question remains, will Sickboy have the rare distinction of retiring as World Heavyweight Champion? Or will Morrison go on and on about retiring people, which is bullshit because he DID NOT retire me.
DM: And in more one on one action. Two former CWF alumnus' Yoshiru Long and Mariano Fernandez will do battle one more time.
SS: Yoshiru's gonna get this one. The gnat just doesn't have a good enough balance to beat the great Yoshiru.
James: You're kidding, right? Mariano can most definitely hang with Yoshiru Long. He's beaten him before, and I don't see how it can be any different on a big stage like this.
DM: The PCW World Tag Team Championships are on the line as my fellow Generation Xtreme teammates Aaron and Nathan Warrens defend the gold against Heather Monroe and Heather Mackenzie.
SS: The fags against Elite members! I'm picking Elite!
James: You're a kiss ass, and a homophobe, Taint! The Heather's have a shot. That's a no-brainer, but there's a reason why Aaron and Nate have been champs for almost four months. They're just that good and The Heather's are gonna have a tough mountain to climb if they wanna become the PCW World Tag Team Champions.
DM: The PCW Broadcast Championship is on the line as my tag team partner Danielle Lopez defends the gold against Kilo Perez.
SS: Let's go Kilo! You can do it!
James: You guys know who I'm rooting for in this one. Danielle's gonna smoke the shit out of Kilo. She's kicked ass and taken names so many times over the past few months, and tonight is gonna be no different. Plus with Phillip, Kev and J.T. at ringside. The bitches that Kilo roll siwht will be neutralized.
DM: Definitely. And if not, I'll also kick some serious ass.
James: That's just how we roll.
DM: Haha! So true! And in more championship action. Steve Storme will defend the Platinum Championship against Draven Logan Kennedy.
James: This is gonna be a tough test for Storme. He's got a red-hot Draven Logan Kennedy to contend with. A fire has been litten under Draven's ass and he's wanting to at least win his first ever PCW championship on our final night. If he can is a different story as Storme is one of the best to do it. Either way, it's gonna be a good match.
DM: In five way action, we have Tom Hanlon, Adrian Willard, Nightrain, Liam Reilly and Jay Miller do battle against one another.
SS: This is a match that these five are definitely gonna be tested in. Multiple man matches are always hard, but this is for bragging rights. Whoever wins will definitely be the one to say "I beat ya bitch" and look happy doing it.
DM: And a rivalry is being renewed for one night as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker will go one on one with his long time nemesis, "The Windy City Madman" Terry Richards with Mariano Fernandez as the special referee.
James: Terry and I get to do battle again. Oh how sweet it's gonna be. I haven't been in action in two months. I don't know how my knee is gonna hold up to be honest, but I don't give a shit. Because having another match against Terry Richards is something that I want. I hate that mother fucker with all of my fiber being, and kicking his ass is gonna be oh so worth it for me. To Terry, I hope you brought your A game because I'm prepared to whoop your ass all over Cleveland, Ohio, and that's the mother fuckin' truth, bitch.
DM: And last, but definitely not least. Johnny Scumm and Doctor Gonzo do battle one more time with the Brawl Championship at stake.
James: And if it's gonna be anything like their match at Slamathon. It's gonna be brutal as hell. These two mutilated one another then, and with how things went last week. I expect it to be the same.
DM: And speaking of that match. We will bring you our first match up of the night. The PCW Brawl Championship between champion Johnny Scumm and challenger Doctor Gonzo. Jimmy, take it away.
James: Uhm, not so fast. Look at this shit!
DM: You have to be fucking kidding me?
"Never Say Never" by Justin Bieber plays and out walks Adam Mazur, Ray Mccord, Kyle Sync, Jake Norton, Demolition Man and Jerry Static to a chorus of boos. The all enter the ring and Jerry Static asks for a mic.
J.S.: Far too long have we been treated like shit in this business. We come out here all the time trying to get the damn respect we deserve, but each and every time we are cheated out of that. You piece of shit fans don't appreciate what we do, and all the talent we have.
The fans start a "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" chant.
J.S.: Fuck you all! Anyways, this is what's going to happen. We are going to stand in this ring until we get the respect we deserve. This show will not continue until we get the proper treatme-
"Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen hits and Jane Isis walks out with a mic to a huge pop.
J.I.: Jerry, do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously you're a little whiny bitch. Do you wonder why NO ONE respects you? You're a talentless little brat. You and the rest of the island of mistfit fuck ups come out here and want the treatmnt you deserve? Well I'm going to give it to you.
Jane starts to walk towards the ring, but stops.
J.I.: Wait, wait, wait. I'm not stupid. I can do the math here. Six versus one. Don't worry though I brought some friends.
Brooklyn V2" by Jim Johnston plays and a black limosine pulls into the arena beside the stage. The limo driver steps out and walks to the last door. He opens the door and Talia Skye, Danielle Lopez and Alexis Landry, who is carrying a black rose, all step out to a huge ovation. They all walks over and join Jain isis on the entrance ramp. They look at each other and smirk before rushing into the ring. Meanwhile, Desiree Miles takes off her headset and slides in as well. Talia and Alexis take down Sync and Norton with a clothesline each. Danielle and Desiree take Adam Mazur and Ray Mccord respectively with running front dropkicks. Jane Isis slams Demolition Man to the mat with a chokeslam before turning her attention to Jerry Static. She kicks Jerry Static in the gut and lifts him into a powerbomb position. ISIS BOMB! Jane rolls Static out of the ring. She locks Demolition Man into a bearhug.
Meanwhile Talia Skye drops Kyle Sync with a DDG and rolls her fallen prey out of the ring. Alexis Landry kicks Jake Norton in the gut and follows up with THE BITCH SPIKE! Alexis goers to throw Norton out of the ring, but Talia stops her. Talia lifts Norton into a gory bomb position. She lets go or Norton's head. Norton falls forward, but Alexis grabs his head. Alexs pretends to shoot Norton before both Talia and Alexis drop hitting a gory bomb/stunner combination. They both grab Norton and whip him out of the ring.
Danielle Lopez ducks a clothesline attempt from Adam Mazur and hits him with POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE, knocking him right out of the ring. Desiree sends Ray Mccord towards Danielle who lifts him into a dominator position. Desiree blows Ray a kiss before running forward...KISS OF DEATH! Ray is unconcious on the mat and Danielle and Desiree proceed to kick him out of the ring. Jane lets Demolition Man go and he falls to the mat. She and the Black Rose Mafia surround him. Jane gets the mic Jerry Static used.
J.I.: Now you have gotten the treatment you deserve. Now while I'm out here I have got some news you might all like. As we know this is PCW's last show, that includes Sunday Night Knockout as well. However I have talked with the new owners of PCW and well SNK will be staying around. We will be continuing under the new banner of Premium Women's Wrestling. The Premium Age shall continue. We will continue to redefine women's wrestling. But things are changing a bit. See I like the dynaminc of Rapture. The three commentators all present intresting, but differing points of view. Which is why there's going to be some changes within the commentary booth of SNK. We will be keeping Ashley Rose as she is a legend in women's wrestling. For his experience in commentary I have asked Brandon Matthews to join the commentary team. And last, but not least, a man who knows what it takes to make it in the wrestling biz. A man that Demolition Man here should remember fondly. ...This man.
Jane Isis points to the stage. "Big Balls" by AC/DC plays and Damon Warrens comes out to a huge ovation. He walks down to the ring, slapping fans hands along the way. He slides into the ring and walks over to the fallen Demolition Man. He picks him up and puts him in position for...BADD DREAM! Alexis walks over and drops the black rose on Demolition Man before she, the rest of the Mafia, Jane Isis and Damon Warrens all exit the ring and head up the ramp and "Misery Business" by Paramore plays.
James: Not only did the ladies of Sunday Night Knockout make a HUGE statement at the Jobbers for Hire's expense but as we just learned. SNK will be staying around under a new company called Premium Women's Wrestling.
SS: What the hell type of company is that?
James: I can tell you that it is ran by Terrell Ryder. It will be broadcasted on The Premium Network. The same network that Terrell and myself own, along with all the rights to PCW, YCW and ICW.
SS: Fuck my life.
James: Go fuck your wife, bitch! Let's take a break and we'll be back with Scumm vs Gonzo.
*BREAK*
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the PCW BRAWL CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Introducing first!
"Anarchy In The U.K" by The Sex Pistols hits the PA system and Johnny Scumm comes out with his head down to boos from the crowd and the PCW Brawl Championship belt around his waist. He stands there and observes the crowd with disdain on his face.
Jimmy Wilkes: First, from London, England, weighing in at 227 pounds. He is the PCW Brawl Champion... "THE EXTERMINATOR"... JOHNNY SCUMM!
Scumm walks down the ramp and the disdain never leaves his face. He walks over to a few fans in the front row and start shouting obscenities at them while Scumm points at the Brawl title around his waist. Scumm spits on the ramp before sliding in the ring. From there, Scumm hops on the top turnbuckle and starts shouting out even more obscenities from the crowd before hopping down. He gives his belt to the referee before going to his corner and waiting for his opponent.
Jimmy Wilkes: And the challenger!
"Caledonia" by Cromagnon hits and Doctor Gonzo emerges from behind the curtain with a walking stick while smoking a cigarette! The fans aren't taking too kindly to him as they are booing.
Jimmy Wilkes: From Denver, Colorado, weighing in at 195 pounds... DOCTOR GONZO!
Gonzo makes his way towards the ring, walking stick in hand, a cigarette in his mouth connected via one of those long cigarette holders. He slides into the ring, staring at Scumm before waiting for the bell to ring.
*DING! DING! DING!*
DM: And the bell has rung to start this match.
As Gonzo steps forward to retaliate, Scumm slaps him across the face with the back of his hand. Gonzo is stopped in his tracks and what looks like a tooth flies from his mouth.
SS: Good lord! He just slapped the ugly right off of Doctor Gonzo's face right there.
DM: I don't know how it's possible but there actually seems to be a chant of 'Scumm' coming from this crowd.
James: It's the lesser of two evils Desiree, lesser of two evils.
DM: I guess you're right James. Look in the ring. Scumm is pounding Gonzo down to the mat with lefts and rights.
Gonzo is on one knee when Scumm's leg swings into his head. His eyes roll up and the lights turn off when Scumm's boot connects with his temple. Doctor Gonzo falls to the mat in a lump as Scumm takes off into the far ropes. He bounces off the ropes and charges at Gonzo's prone body, stopping at the last second and flying into the air. He comes down with a leg drop on Gonzo's throat. Scumm hooks the leg for the cover...
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Scumm lets up at the last second and smiles. Gonzo grabs at his throat and rolls out of the ring and falls to the arena floor infront of the announce booth. Johnny Scumm follows Gonzo out and stands over him as he makes his way back to his feet. Gonzo has no idea that Scumm is directly behind him. As he makes it to both feet, Scumm puts one hand on his back and the other engulfs the top of Gonzo's head. Scumm throws him hard into the ring steps and Gonzo rolls up into the ring post. There is a horrible crack and when the camera get to Gonzo, there is blood everywhere. Gonzo's nose has exploded and his lip is now split open and swelling quickly. Scumm spares no time making it to Gonzo. He pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.
DM: For Doctor Gonzo's sake. I sure do hope that bleeding stops soon. He could die soon if it doesn't.
SS: Are you sure he isn't dead already Desiree? The ref should just stop this now before PCW has another lawsuit on their hands.
James: Fuck that shit! Keep going, Scumm. I wanna see bloodshed and more of it. That's how I made a Hall of Fame career after all.
Scumm is in the ring and mounted on top of Gonzo, throwing fists into his face. He brings down hammer blows into the already bloodied face of Doctor Gonzo. The ref pushes at Scumm trying to get him off of what could very well be nothing but a corpse now, but to no avail, as Scumm throws him to the side. Scumm gets back to his feet and looks down at the pool of blood growing ever larger beneath Gonzo. Scumm maniacally laughs before reaching down and pulling the man up. There are no feet below Gonzo, only dangling limbs., his eyes are shut. Scumm runs up to him and hits it...
SS: FACEBREAKER! Doctor Gonzo is dead, Desiree. He has got to be dead.
DM: I have to agree. I don't know if he is alive or not. James, your thoughts?
James: Gonzo signed up for this. He should've known the risks. And besides, for him whining and crying backstage. He deserves it.
DM: For as long as I've known you, you have been extremely remorseless towards others.
SS: Hold up! Scumm has the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and STILL PCW BRAWL CHAMPION! "THE EXTERMINATOR"... JOHNNY SCUMM!
Johnny Scumm grabs the PCW Brawl Championship and walks to the top of the ramp. As Scumm stands at the top of the ramp looking at his handy work, Gonzo is quickly pushed onto a stretcher. His neck is bent at an odd angle and his eyes are still shut. He is carried out of the arena, a bloody mess.
DM: An impressive title defense by Johnny Scumm but... are you kidding me, Doctor Gonzo? You’d think after last week he wouldn’t even show up tonight, but… alas.
SS: Do the names Kyle Sync, Adam Mazur, Jerry Static and Jake Norton ring a bell?
James: Don't forget about Rob Osbourne. The 2010 PCW Jobber of the Year!
DM: Yes. I sadly remember those names.
James: Well in baseball, there’s hitting below the Mendoza line. In wrestling, there's competing on the same level as Sync, Mazur, Static, Norton and Osbourne! I think Doctor Gonzo is entering that territory now.
DM: Well with PCW coming to a close tonight, he may never get a chance to rectify that, but righ tnow. It's time to take a break from the action. We'll be right back.
*BREAK*
We come back from commercial break, and James Baker is standing at the podium, dressed up in a long black trenchcoat, black dickies, black boots and black and white face paint on his face. He wastes no times in speaking.
James Baker: First things first, how you mother fuckers doing on this night?
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: Excellent, excellent! Now tonights is the inaugural PCW Hall of Fame class of 2011 ceremony, where we honor those who DESERVE to be in the PCW Hall of Fame! This team going in exemplifies what tag team wrestling is all about. For many years, they have dominated and put bitches in their places. I reached out to these two and they were on the same page! Every since then, the three of us have been tighter than four flat tires. We have been inseperable, as well as unstoppable. To not ramble on any longer, I am proud to induct two guys I call my best friends. Kev, J.T.! Get yo asses out here and accept this before I get misty-eyed!
"Coming Undone" by Korn hits and Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks walk out dressed in black tuxedo suits. They walk up to James, and give him a handshake, as well as a half-armed hug. They step to the podium while Baker watches with a smirk on his face.
J.T. Banks: What's up my people? Gangsta's are in the mother fucking hizhouse!
The crowd busts out into laughter and cheer.
Kevin Styles: He's a little too excited people! Don't pay any mind to him. Haha! Anyways, this ride that we've experienced has been a great one to say the least. J.T. and myself have been a team for the past eight years now. In every promotion we've taken part in. We have gained their tag team championships. From Elite Class Championship Wrestling - to the legendary Classic Wrestling Federation that quite a few of us were employed at. - YouTube Championship Wrestling - and to even today here in Premium Championship Wrestling! Every promotion we've gone, we dominated the tag team division.
J.T. Banks: That's right Kev. We started teaming together under the behest of the great James Baker. He forumlated the plan to form Da Xtreme Dynasty, a stable that was out for one thing and one thing only - TAKING OVER! We took ECCW by the balls and ran that bitch. We made it our territory and not a damn person stopped us in our ventures. Three years after the company folded, I got the call from Kev and he stated that James was wanting to start the band back up again. We couldn't say no and from there! We went to the CWF to re-form Da Xtreme Dynasty with the original members, as well as gaining a new manager in James's lovely wife, Danielle Lopez!
Kevin Styles: And from there! We took off. Granted, it was a bit slow at first, but we picked up steam when we won the tag titles over the O'Reilly Brothers. Once we lost the titles and personal problems began to stem up, we left and fully concentrated on our roles in YouTube Championship Wrestling. We eventually won the titles there too, although neither of us were really happy of how it happened.
J.T. Banks: But it set up everything that was to go down in PCW. Once we easily disposed of that fucking Brokeback Mountain bitch Wayne Morley. We unified both the YCW Tag belts and the ICW ones to become the first ever PCW World Tag Team Champions! And we had a pretty damn good run with those titles as well. Beating every team in this company. From DNA, to our friends from Generation Next, Psycho's R' Us, The Heather's. The list goes on and on from there. We've beaten a who's who list of tag teams throughout our time together, and I must say! I enjoyed every fucking minute of it.
Kevin Styles: As did I, J.T.! As did I! The one thing we both can agree on is that despite our antics of destruction and just making the Taint look like a complete bitch whenever we can. We deeply appreciate the opportunity we had in entertaining all of you. Because without you people. There would be no sold out crowds of 20,000 people in the arena's every damn week, there would be no 3.5's in the ratings, there would be nobody out there buying PCW merchandise and ordering pay-per-views. You the people are the most responsible for this great phenomenon that was Premium Championship Wrestling. And from the bottom of our hearts! We thank you all for the support you have given us and we are very proud and honored to be a part of the Inaugural class of the PCW Hall of Fame and if you didn't know that before, well now you know.
Kevin and J.T. (in unison): BELIEVE THAT!
"Coming Undone" by Korn hits and the crowd goes into cheer as Styles and Banks raise their arms up in the air. They are joined by James Baker, and the three of them have a conversation with each other, that's not heard throughout the broadcast. They leave the stage area and Desiree Miles comes back onto the stage.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... ISRAEL STEELE!
"Death B4 Dishonor" by Young Jeezy hits as Israel walks onto the stage he is wearing a tux, well what’s left of a tux. Izzy has cut the pants off into shorts and has also cut the sleeves off the tux jacket. As he walks across the stage the chants start.
Crowd: IZZY….IZZY…IZZY!!!!!!
Israel waves to the crowd always knowing in his mind if it was not for the wonderful fans he would not be the person he is today. As Israel approaches the podium the chants start to die down.
Izzy: Thank you... Thank you so very much!!!!!
Random lady: Izzy I love you.
Izzy: I love you too sweetheart.
A huge pop and laughter come from the crowd.
Izzy: Before I get started I had the guys in the back put together a video of some of DLK’s and my matches. Roll it guys.
The jumbo tron comes to life and we can see various matches between the two warriors most if not all involving extreme amounts of blood.
Izzy: What can I say about DLK that he hasn’t already said about himself?
The crowd along with Israel has a little laugh over that.
Izzy: I promise you this will be short and well as sweet as I can make it. DLK is a man of many different faces over his career. Everyone who has every spent their hard earned money and came to watch him wrestler has seen both the good side and the very bad side of DLK. Each and everyone of DLK’s fans love him for a different reason. I myself look at DLK in a much different light than most I look at him as the man who had my back in Psycho’s R Us. ( Israel rips off his tux jacket and has on a Psycho’s R Us shirt) I also looked at him as an enemy (Again Israel rips off the Psycho’s R Us shirt to revel a Dawn of the New Age shirt) but through all the hell and blood shed we put each other through. I always looked at DLK as an equal but even more so a very close and dear friend. It gives me great pleasure to induct Draven Logan Kennedy into the PCW class of 2011 Hall of Fame.
Draven stands up and he helps Alice up and they walk arm to arm up to the stage. Draven walks over to Izzy and takes the hall of Fame Plaque from his hands shakes his hand and they share a quick hug.
Draven: “Thank you Izzy. I know we have had our ups and downs but no matter what. We have achieved Greatness. Its because of us that this monumental occasion is being honored. Who would have thought from the merge of ICW and YCW that I would end up here?”
He lifts his arms up in the air again and the crowd cheers.
Draven: “You know tonight there are no good guys and there are no bad guys. Tonight its about the people who have busted there asses day and night to bring you guys the best damn wrestling promotion ever to be. The reason I say that about the ICW and YCW its is because with out these two federations the PCW wouldn't have become what it is today and now only a few of us has lasted the trails of time and I can honestly say im one of the very few that has stayed active from the start to the ending. For me to stand here and say that I have been in the ring with the best of PCW is far from an understatement. There is only one man I didn’t get in the ring with that is James Baker but I have respect for everyone who helped make PCW what is today and there is a lot of things in life that can change a man. Just think at the last Night of Heroes. I was the most hated man in PCW and I come to you today as a humbled man who has lost a lot but gained a lot more thnn lost. I know they wont admit it but I know its there, every one has respect for me and I do them. You know when you loose your kids, a man who’s heart is filled with hate can turn to love because of losing what is so dear to them is nothing. Some people it might make them turn more evil but me it made me see the errors in my ways and I have only one thing left to say and that’s to all fans and family Thank you all with out you me standing here would mean nothing period”
“Oh yeah! I guess it wouldn’t feel right if I at least didn’t say this. Fuck you! Fuck you all!”
Draven waves to the fans and starts walking into the back. Desiree Miles comes back to introduce the next presenter.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... (taps into her ear peace) are you sure I have this right?
After a brief pause, Desiree nods her head and restarts the speech.
DM: Oh okay. Gotcha. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... *CENSORED*
*CENSORED* walks onto the stage, showed in huge boos. He slowly limps his way to the podium, but he gets there. Before he speaks, a hotdog hits him in the face. He looks like he's going to cry, but he proceeds on with his speech.
*CENSORED*: This industry has seen many greats make their way through the curtains and step in to the ring. Some have been superstars that the world has loved, and others, well, they have perfected drawing off of the hatred from the fans. But loved or hated, being able to play off of the emotion of the fans is what makes a superstar great. That is what makes this man truly great. The fans hate him with a passion. Since debuting in PCW, this man has embodied the fact that the fans emotions make a superstar great. And although his tenure in PCW hasn't been long, he has accomplished more than most could have imagined. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of PCW's 2011 Hall Of Fame...Yoshiru Long!
"An Evening With El Diablo" by Chevelle hits and the crowd goes into a mixed reaction, most likely the best reaction Yoshiru has ever received in PCW. Yoshiru walks on the stage, rather confidentally. He reaches up to *CENSORED* and thinks about shaking his hand, but instead kicks him in the gut and hits him with his version of the Badd Dream. *CENSORED* is laid out on the ground and the medics tend to him. Yoshiru shakes his head at him before stepping to the podium where he begins to speak.
Yoshiru Long: First of all, I'd like to thank *CENSORED* for being here tonight. I know that his schedule is pretty packed when it comes to selling cars.
Yoshiru hesitates as a smirk comes to his face.
Yoshiru Long: In all seriousness, it is such a great honor to become a part of the Hall Of Fame tonight. I remember when I came to PCW in January, I knew that I had to make an impact. But I never could have imagined that I would become the new World Heavyweight Champion within three weeks of being with the company. I never could have imagined accomplishing everything that I have in PCW. Not only did I become the World Heavyweight Champion within three weeks of being here, but I also helped form what I feel has been one of the most dominant factions to ever appear in this industry. In the six months that I have been with PCW, I haven't had a day pass by that I haven't felt like the luckiest person on Earth. It's true, this industry is all about drawing off of the emotions of the fans. And since I arrived in PCW, the fans have hated me with a passion. Some may see that as a bad thing, but the truth is, if it wasn't for men like me...men who are hated by the fans, then people like Mariano Fernandez or Danielle Lopez wouldn't seem as great as what they are. In order to have a hero, you need a villain. To me, the villain is the most important role, and it's a role that I have loved to play since the beginning.
Yoshiru stops for a second.
Yoshiru Long: I'm kind of rambling here. Before I go, I'd just like to thank a few people. First, I would like to thank the executives in PCW. You guys put your money on me, and in the end, it worked. I'd also like to thank Paul Blair. He had to take a break from PCW to continue his acting career, but without him, I wouldn't be who I am today. I'd like to thank the members of The Elite. The Heathers, Storme, Saint, Sickboy...all of you stood beside me through thick and thin. You saw something in me that most wouldn't believe was there. And thanks to all of you. Together, we have done unthinkable things in PCW. We have shown why we are Elite!
Yoshiru smiles.
Yoshiru Long: I know, I know. Wrap it up. There is one other thank you that I have to give. I'd like to thank all of the fans. You guys have hated me with such a passion, but you have loved every minute of it. If it wasn't for all of you, I would have never made it as far as I did. It's been an honor and a pleasure performing for each and every one of you week in and week out.
"An Evening With El Diablo" by Chevelle hits again and Yoshiru walks off the stage, looking at the crowd and every wrestler that's there before going to the back. Once he's gone, the music dies down and Desiree Miles comes back to the stage to announce the next presenter.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... LEON LONEWOLF!
"Death Before Dishonor" by Five Finger Death Punch hits and Leon Lonewolf makes his way to the stage to a massive ovation. At the mic stand, he clears his throat and begins speaking:
Leon Lonewolf: I'm just going to cut to the chase and not waste valuable time. For those of you who don't know, this next inductee embodies the saying of "beating the odds". Now why do I say that? He's small in stature, he weighs 186 pounds, but more times than that, he finds a way to win. From his epic battles with Magnus Thunder, to beating that one douche bag who sucked badly at the "Nitemare" gimmick, to beating Daddy's little bitch boy for the CWF Unified Championship. All of that occured in the CWF, but guess what! He repeated the success here in PCW. He exterminated the Fed Killers by beating both Purple guy and his boyfriend Army man and effectively kicking them out of this company. He's battled a lot of great names in this company, but tonight. He gets to be called a Hall of Famer! Ladies and gentlemen, I personally induct Mariano Fernandez into the 2011 PCW Hall of Fame!
"JAP" by Abindon Boys School hits and the crowd inside the arena goes to cheers as Mariano Fernandez comes out. He salutes the audience and walks to the podium. He shakes Leon's hand before taking his place. After hearing the audience cheer and chant his name, Mariano eventually gets down to speaking.
Mariano Fernandez: This has been a great ride. The Classic Wrestling Federation, for most of us - Yoshiru Long, Israel Steele, Terry Richards, Leon Lonewolf, myself – was where it all started. For some others, it was a new beginning - our champ Sickboy, James Baker, Steve Storme, Draven Logan Kennedy. We fought wars, bled buckets, and made ourselves respected - and even feared - inside the four corners of that ring. Sometimes we might have been best friends, sometimes we may not have seen eye to eye.
But there was that community spirit, even when we were bashing our heads in, that prevailed. That spirit, along with the ever present urge and desire to be the best of the best, was what made the CWF so special. Unfortunately, evil people had to ruin it for us, but some people would just not resign. Some of us tried to keep the CWF alive in its final days, while some others left to keep the spirit alive under their own banner. And thus the birth of this great company that is Premium Championship Wrestling.
Even then, we would still be under threat by these same people - whom I will not name, first as everybody knows them, secondly because some people here have no quarrel with them, and I understand - and once again, that great community, group of friends, or love-hate relationship among each other was threatened by the same people who corrupted, and ultimately killed, what I consider to be the best wrestling federation to have ever existed. I came to PCW with the intentions of keeping the CWF spirit alive, and to punish the people responsible for its destruction.
After that was done, they once again attempted to kill PCW. But, as it was supposed to be, it was the blood, sweat, effort and tears, and the LOYALTY and HONOR, of the SAME people who kept the spirit alive that were able to rebuild Premium Championship Wrestling from the ground to what the CWF SHOULD have been. And I'm not talking about myself, no. I'm talking about people like James Baker. Like Terry Richards. Like Sickboy.
And of course, the new faces that we met along the way; and that today get the opportunity and the honor, to be in the inaugural class of the PCW Hall of Fame: Heather Monroe, Generation Next, Draven Logan Kennedy, among others. People who could have left, as nothing forced them to continue giving their bodies and lives for this company, yet they stayed. And their sacrifice, not only was rewarded, but shall never be forgotten.
I know, like myself, people will be sad that all things, good and bad, must come to an end, but I won't tell you not to cry, for not all tears are bad. Make those tears; however, of joy for having a great federation end in such a high tone, at the very top, making the memories you will have of it sweet inside your hearts. Do not take this closing as the death of a federation. Think of this, rather, as the end of a cycle. A cycle that will once again repeat in the future be it in the guise of this federation’s return, or under other circumstances unforeseen to all of us.
Nevertheless, ladies and gentlemen, fellow wrestlers and staff, be certain of one thing: Even if Premium Championship Wrestling ends today - and nothing tells us that it may not return in the future - the spirit, the same spirit that we inherited from the CWF, will continue on inside all of our hearts - and especially mine.
I consider myself honored to have been a part of this company, and of sharing moments inside the ring with all the people - the WORTHY people - that made this company as great that it is. Therefore, it is with utter happiness and sincerity that I am inducted to the PCW Hall of Fame.
And one more thing: Haters, you've been proven wrong once, and again, and AGAIN. What you did to the CWF, you could not do to PCW, and ultimately the CWF was avenged, and you were served your due punishment.
JUSTICE... HAS PREVAILED.
Thank you very much!
"JAP" by Abindon Boys School hits again and the crowd gives Mariano a standing ovation. Leon Lonewolf joins his Otaku Gaijin partner and the two of them embrace with a handshake and a hug before leaving the stage together. Once they left, we take another break.
*BREAK*
PCW Anarchy: August 29th, 2010
DM: Wait a minute…
SS: Wait…What the…
The crowd gets on their feet with a rising ovation as Mariano slowly lifts Osbourne…
Storme: No way…No fucking way…
DM: MARIANO IS LIFTING HIM!!
SS: HESITATION IS PAID HARD!! OSBOURNE IS NOW LIFTED ABOVE MARIANO!!
Storme: THERE’S NOWHERE TO GO!!! HOLY SHIT!!
DM: Mariano has got him…Can this be…
Storme/DM/SS (Choir): TSUNAMI DRIVER!! TSUNAMI DRIVER!!
SS: No fucking way!!!
DM: Mariano is tired…
SS: Fuck you, Mariano!!
Storme: Mariano slowly crawling to Osbourne…
SS: FUCK YOU FERNANDEZ!! LET’S GO OSBOURNE!!
DM: Mariano’s almost there as this crowd is on their feet looking wildly at this…
SS: WE WANT AN OSBOURNE SUPERHEROIC REVIVAL!!! COME ON YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!
Storme: AND HE DRAPES AN ARM OVER ROB OSBOURNE!!
SS: THIS IS NOT IT!!
DM: LET’S SEE!!
ONE!!
….
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TWO!!!
…
…
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THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
*DING DING DING DING DING DING*
SS: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Storme: THE QUIET STORM JUST BEAT THE NITEMARE!!
SS: I HAD 500,000 BET ON THAT FUCKING JACKASS OSBOURNE!!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner… “THE QUIET STORM”…MARIANOOOOOO FEEERRRNNNAANNNNDDDEEEZZZZZZ!!!
PCW Alma Mater Diem: October 24th, 2010
Mariano just looks at him with a face of hate…And kicks him off…HOLY SHIT…
Storme: MARIANO KICKS GARY OFF THE CELL!! OFF THE CELL!! OFF THE CELL!!
DM: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!
Even Mariano is stunned at what he did. Gary Scarletti lands on the Spanish Announce table, reducing it to shambles. The crowd goes absolutely insane, with the entire building on their feet, chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
Storme: Look at that! Gary is barely alive! He’s crawling off of that table! Look at him slowly coming into our table…
DM: Oh my god…Don’t tell me…
Mariano is going to take a shot here…The crowd is still chanting “HOLY SHIT!” The people are still on their feet…MARIANO… OH NO…
Storme: SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! FROM THE CAGE!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
The crowd has gone completely insane. Mariano and Gary have broken another table, and Gary is completely decimated. The crowd is bananas. Shannon Saint doesn’t believe one bit of it.
Storme: Mariano is in a cover position! The referee is counting!
DM: THIS CAN’T BE! HOLY SHIT!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
Storme: HE HAS DONE IT!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…AND NEWWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…MARIANO FERNANDEZ!!!!!!
Storme: What a night!
The crowd has gone wild. The title is awarded to the barely conscious Mariano. The scene fades to black…And the show is off.
Battle Finale II: December 19th, 2010
DM: Leon now getting Mariano to his feet. Leon places Mariano in-between his legs and elevates him into the air... LIONHEART!!! NO!!! Mariano tucks his left arm over Leon's head and spins around... TORNADO DDT!!! MARIANO COUNTERED THE LIONHEART WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!
Storme: That shit was killer and Mariano had the awareness to counter it perfectly.
DM: Mariano drapes his arm on Leon's chest. Could this be it?!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE---NO!!!!
DM: MY GOD! Leon kicked out, but just barely though.
Storme: This one has lived up to expectations. We knew this would be a great contest with a lot of close falls, and the fans right now are enjoying every bit of it.
DM: Mariano slowly gets to his feet with his face a bloody mess. He gets Leon up to his feet and executes a series of martial arts kicks and follows that up with a running knee lift to the jaw to take him down once more.
Storme: Mariano now raising his hand in the air once more before bowing to the crowd. Leon gets back to his feet, and Mariano goes for it again... TSUNAMI STRIKE!!! NO!!! Leon grabs him by the throat and lifts him up... CHOKESLAM!!! Leon hit the chokeslam. This could be it.
DM: Negative Steve. Leon drags Mariano back to the middle of the ring and now locks it in... WOLVEN ASSAULT!!! WOLVEN ASSAULT!!! Leon has Mariano locked in the Wolven Assault!
Storme: And right now, there is no way to go for Mariano. He's gonna have to find a way out of this one by any means.
DM: Mariano is trying to stay in this one, but the pressure is getting to him immensely. Mariano starting to fade away while still trying to fight out of it.
Storme: As much heart and determination that Mariano has, I don't like his chances right now. Leon's got it locked in very tightly.
DM: The referee comes to raise Mariano's hand… and it drops! He does it again… and it drops for the second time! Here comes the third raise… and it drops! IT’S OVER!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Storme: HOLY SHIT! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
DM: He FINALLY did it. After working his way through the ranks, Leon Lonewolf has officially taken his place at the main event table by beating Mariano Fernandez for the PCW World Heavyweight Championship.
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner... and NEW PCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... "THE HONORABLE DEMON" LEON LONEWOLF!
Struggle for Power II: January 31st, 2011
Baker hops off the ropes and starts stomping at 'The Knight'. Baker gets him to his feet and tries to lift him over the top rope and eliminate him… but 'The Knight' hangs on and struggles to stay in the match. Baker however has other plans as he kicks 'The Knight's' hands off the ropes and then dumps him over the top rope for the elimination.
Eliminated: 'The White Knight'
DM: Oh damn! James Baker just eliminated 'The White Knight'.
SS: God dammit. Hold the fuck on. I have a little something.
Baker gets to his feet, but wait! It's the Saint's Army! They have come down to the ring. The Enforcer attacks Baker from behind while Orlando Cruz and Aaron Thomas are attacking Funk. Enforcer holds Baker in place while Saint grabs the ring bell. Saint clocks back and... DING! Saint just cracked Baker in the skull with the ring bell and Baker is immediately busted open. Meanwhile Cruz and Aaron Thomas grab Funk and place him in position... SNAPSHOT!!! The two smaller members of the Saint's Army hit SJ Funk with the Snapshot. They then drag Funk towards Baker and drapes his arm on top of Baker's beaten body.
DM: Oh come on! Not this way! Not this way!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
DM/Storme: DAMMIT! THE FUCKING SAINT STRIKES AGAIN!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the 2011 Struggle for Power Battlefield and goes on to Super Clash to compete for the PCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP... "THE ORIGINAL SHOWSTEALER" SJ FUNK!
PCW Blackout: March 5th, 2011
DM: Leon caught a break right there, but I don't think he's gonna last too much longer.
Storme: I agree, Desiree. Leon may have a lot of heart, but Yoshiru is proving to over-match him. Something has to give.
SS: Drive it a little harder, Yoshiru!
Storme: That's what she said.
SS: HUH?!
Storme: Forget it!
Yoshiru proceeds to stomp on Leon's body even more before attaching Leon's neck inside of the regular steel chair. Yoshiru looks like a mad man at this point before he stomps his foot down... BAM! HOLY SHIT! YOSHIRU STOMPED ON THE CHAIR WITH LEON LONEWOLF'S NECK TRAPPED INSIDE! Total brutality and it is very possible that Leon may have trouble breathing afterwards. Leon's neck is still trapped inside, but Yoshiru grabs the Barbed Wire chair and admires the damage he could possibly do while Leon is completely helpless at this point. Yoshiru raises the chair up and... THWACK! RIGHT TO LEON'S SKULL! The barbed wire of the chair connects to Leon's head and the blood is flowing from his head, and the referee immediately calls for the bell.
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of this match by making his opponent the first to bleed... and STILL PCW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... YOSHIRU LONG!
"The Fad" by Chevelle hits as Yoshiru grabs the PCW World Heavyweight Championship belt and raises it high into the air.
PCW Super Clash I: April 2nd, 2011
Danielle is the first to get to her feet, but can barely stand as of now. She limps her way to the side of the cages. She grabs on the ropes for assistance and once again, starts scaling the cage. She continues the climb until she reaches the tippy top. But that point, Heather gets back to a vertical base and goes to climb up after her. Danielle swings her other leg over as Heather reaches the top and does the same. Danielle with a right... Heather returns with a left and begins to dominate Danielle on top of the cage. Danielle and Heather continue to trade blows. Heather with a sharp forearm to the face and Danielle has finally had enough.
SS: That's right. Give up you bitch.
Storme: Shut the hell up, Taint! You don't know what you're talking about.
DM: Hold up! What the hell is Heather doing here?
SS: OH MY GOD!
Heather now gets to her feet and charges at Danielle, who is still seated on the cage. Heather wraps her legs around Danielle's head and goes for it... HURRICANRANA OFF OF THE TWENTY FOOT STEEL CAGE! NO! Danielle held on and Heather lands on her back with a sickening thud in the middle of the ring.
SS: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!
Storme: The Lethal Latina is almost to the victory line here.
Danielle's feet dangling at the bottom of the cage now as she prepares to jump. She starts to scale down the cage and eventually reaches the arena floor... DANIELLE IS OUT!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and Gentlemen... the winner of this bout... and NEEEEEEEEEWWWW! PCW BROADCAST CHAMPION!.... "THE LETHAL LATINA" DANIELLLLLLLLE LOPEZZZZZZZZZZ!
"Here to Stay" by Korn blasts throughout the PA system of Cowboys Stadium as the cage is risen.
PCW Slamathon II: May 28th, 2011
DM: And Blood signals for the end, Sickboy trying to get up, oblivious to Blood pouncing him!
SS: That punt to the head is sure to decapitate Sickboy if he hits it!
DM: And here Blood charges, he is coming at Sickboy... AND STOPS!
SS: WHAAAAAAAT!?
DM: It looks like that's a move he won't use on his own comrade. Who would have thought... some shred of honor still on Blood!
SS: And Blood steps back, allowing Sickboy to get up!
Both competitors look at each other, neither having too much left in the tank!
SS: It looks like whoever hits this move will finally be able to put the other down!
DM: And here they go, circling each other in silence, trying to find an opening... BOTH OF THEM BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES! AND BOTH MEN CRASHING AGAINST EACH OTHER... DOUBLE DDT!
SS: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
DM: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE MORE! THE MATCH MIGHT END IN A DRAW!
SS: And the referee starts the ten count!
ONE!
...
TWO!
...
THREE!
...
FOUR!
...
FIVE!
...
SIX!
Both men starting to stir, in the ground!
SEVEN!
...
EIGHT!
...
Both men trying to roll to their senses, with everything they got! Sickboy is crawling towards Blood...
9![/i]
AND SICKBOY DRAPES HIS ARM ON BLOOD!
ONE!
...
TWO!
Yoshiru tries to get his shoulder up...
THREE!
...
But the effort proves to be too much!
*DING DING DING!*
DM: GOOD GOD! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
SS: HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and NEW PCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... SICKBOY!!!
The video comes to a close as a voiceover starts.
Premium Championship Wrestling has had many big nights. From it's first pay-per-view Anarchy, Alma Mater Diem, Battle Finale II and a whole bunch of events. Tonight, it's the official swan song of one of the greatest federations in history as we have our final show.
A World Heavyweight Title match headlines the show. For one, this is his first time to compete for the gold. Having held the Platinum title, he knows exactly what it means to be a champion. For the champion, he is focused on making sure he walks out with the title in-tact and as the final champion...
For two enemies, bragging rights is on the line. These two men have disliked each other since their time in another federation and their rivalry has intensified in PCW for most of the year, but tonight. They do battle one more time, and maybe put it all to rest...
For two teams. It is all about the World Tag Team Championship. The challengers, it's an opportunity for them to gain their first tag team championship as a team. For the champions, it's an opportunity to retain their gold and make their entire stable proud...
Broadcast Championship: That's what's at stake. Two representatives of the Mexican culture will do battle one last time. The champion has held the gold since Super Clash I and she has been a proud and great champion so far, while the challenger is hell-bent on getting the title. Who will walk out as champion...
The Platinum Championship: For the challenger, he has had quite a few shots at that title. From competing for it in one of the most brutal rivalries in PCW history, but tonight, he faces a champion who is one of the best wrestlers in the world. Can the challenger overcome this obstacle, or will the champion add another victim to his already impressive list of people he has beaten...
Five men do battle against one another for simply bragging rights. Two of them debuted a week ago while three of them have been here for a while. For the five of them, winning their final match in PCW is going to be a crucial one because it is all about bragging rights...
Two men renew their long time rivalry with a special guest referee involved. The two competitors have been rivals dating back since late June of 2009. A roll of quarters started it all and it has been heated ever since. Even the inclusion of one of the contestants murdering a relative of the other, but tonight. They do battle one last time and it's sure to be hellacious. The thing is, who will emerge with the victory...
The PCW Brawl Championship: The prize that two Hardcore Warriors will compete for one last time. The champion got the upperhand last time when he and his associate humiliated the challenger, dumping horse and cow shit on the challenger while forcing him in a clown's suit. The challenger is without a doubt pissed off and he's looking for revenge, but will it be enough to dethrone the red-hot champion...
This is the final night of one of the greatest organizations that's ever existed...
This is where rivalries are laid to rest...
For one last time... Premium Championship Wrestling is proud to present...
PCW CATACLYSM
"The Final Countdown" by Europe hits throughout the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio as the sold out crowd of 20,562 people are cheering very loudly while they are on their feet. The pyro blasts from the top to the bottom of the stage, going all the way down the ramp into a final blast on the four turnbuckles of the ring. The crowd keeps up the loud cheering, and the cameras browse through them, capturing signs such as "PCW 4 EVER, "We <3 PCW", "FUCK LEBRON JAMES", and much, much more. The cameras browse to another part of the stands where various celebrities and family members of PCW'ers reside. Like Peyton Hillis of the Cleveland Browns, Keyshia Cole and her husband Daniel Gibson of the Cleveland Cavaliers. Also in attendance is Drew Carey, Terrence Howard, all five members of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony and many more. We cut to the announce table, where Desiree Miles opens the broadcast.
DM: Hello everybody, and welcome to CATACLYSM! The final event for Premium Championship Wrestling and this crowd is going insane while also experiencing some deep sadness like ourselves. I am the voice of PCW, Desiree Miles alongside the legendary James Baker and king fat ass himself, Shannon Taint.
James: Oh shit! That was funny. King fat ass! I'll never forget that one. But this is a very sad day. After tonight, there will be no more PCW. Taint and myself won't be in wrestling anymore, while Desiree gets to continue wrestling on in the independent circuit.
SS: I am not crying in front of you two.
James: Sitting here next to your fat ass is ONE THING I will not miss. Desiree, what do we have on tap for the people tonight?
DM: Well our main event for this evening will be Sickboy competing for the final time in his career as he defends the PCW World Heavyweight Championship against Michael Morrison.
SS: Sickboy's gonna easily retain. I can feel it.
James: I think it's gonna be an even contest. Morrison is a good competitor, I've never doubt him in that department. But so is Sickboy. He too is good in the ring. Both of these two have the style of doing whatever it takes to win a match. The question remains, will Sickboy have the rare distinction of retiring as World Heavyweight Champion? Or will Morrison go on and on about retiring people, which is bullshit because he DID NOT retire me.
DM: And in more one on one action. Two former CWF alumnus' Yoshiru Long and Mariano Fernandez will do battle one more time.
SS: Yoshiru's gonna get this one. The gnat just doesn't have a good enough balance to beat the great Yoshiru.
James: You're kidding, right? Mariano can most definitely hang with Yoshiru Long. He's beaten him before, and I don't see how it can be any different on a big stage like this.
DM: The PCW World Tag Team Championships are on the line as my fellow Generation Xtreme teammates Aaron and Nathan Warrens defend the gold against Heather Monroe and Heather Mackenzie.
SS: The fags against Elite members! I'm picking Elite!
James: You're a kiss ass, and a homophobe, Taint! The Heather's have a shot. That's a no-brainer, but there's a reason why Aaron and Nate have been champs for almost four months. They're just that good and The Heather's are gonna have a tough mountain to climb if they wanna become the PCW World Tag Team Champions.
DM: The PCW Broadcast Championship is on the line as my tag team partner Danielle Lopez defends the gold against Kilo Perez.
SS: Let's go Kilo! You can do it!
James: You guys know who I'm rooting for in this one. Danielle's gonna smoke the shit out of Kilo. She's kicked ass and taken names so many times over the past few months, and tonight is gonna be no different. Plus with Phillip, Kev and J.T. at ringside. The bitches that Kilo roll siwht will be neutralized.
DM: Definitely. And if not, I'll also kick some serious ass.
James: That's just how we roll.
DM: Haha! So true! And in more championship action. Steve Storme will defend the Platinum Championship against Draven Logan Kennedy.
James: This is gonna be a tough test for Storme. He's got a red-hot Draven Logan Kennedy to contend with. A fire has been litten under Draven's ass and he's wanting to at least win his first ever PCW championship on our final night. If he can is a different story as Storme is one of the best to do it. Either way, it's gonna be a good match.
DM: In five way action, we have Tom Hanlon, Adrian Willard, Nightrain, Liam Reilly and Jay Miller do battle against one another.
SS: This is a match that these five are definitely gonna be tested in. Multiple man matches are always hard, but this is for bragging rights. Whoever wins will definitely be the one to say "I beat ya bitch" and look happy doing it.
DM: And a rivalry is being renewed for one night as "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker will go one on one with his long time nemesis, "The Windy City Madman" Terry Richards with Mariano Fernandez as the special referee.
James: Terry and I get to do battle again. Oh how sweet it's gonna be. I haven't been in action in two months. I don't know how my knee is gonna hold up to be honest, but I don't give a shit. Because having another match against Terry Richards is something that I want. I hate that mother fucker with all of my fiber being, and kicking his ass is gonna be oh so worth it for me. To Terry, I hope you brought your A game because I'm prepared to whoop your ass all over Cleveland, Ohio, and that's the mother fuckin' truth, bitch.
DM: And last, but definitely not least. Johnny Scumm and Doctor Gonzo do battle one more time with the Brawl Championship at stake.
James: And if it's gonna be anything like their match at Slamathon. It's gonna be brutal as hell. These two mutilated one another then, and with how things went last week. I expect it to be the same.
DM: And speaking of that match. We will bring you our first match up of the night. The PCW Brawl Championship between champion Johnny Scumm and challenger Doctor Gonzo. Jimmy, take it away.
James: Uhm, not so fast. Look at this shit!
DM: You have to be fucking kidding me?
"Never Say Never" by Justin Bieber plays and out walks Adam Mazur, Ray Mccord, Kyle Sync, Jake Norton, Demolition Man and Jerry Static to a chorus of boos. The all enter the ring and Jerry Static asks for a mic.
J.S.: Far too long have we been treated like shit in this business. We come out here all the time trying to get the damn respect we deserve, but each and every time we are cheated out of that. You piece of shit fans don't appreciate what we do, and all the talent we have.
The fans start a "THIS IS BULLSHIT!" chant.
J.S.: Fuck you all! Anyways, this is what's going to happen. We are going to stand in this ring until we get the respect we deserve. This show will not continue until we get the proper treatme-
"Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen hits and Jane Isis walks out with a mic to a huge pop.
J.I.: Jerry, do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Seriously you're a little whiny bitch. Do you wonder why NO ONE respects you? You're a talentless little brat. You and the rest of the island of mistfit fuck ups come out here and want the treatmnt you deserve? Well I'm going to give it to you.
Jane starts to walk towards the ring, but stops.
J.I.: Wait, wait, wait. I'm not stupid. I can do the math here. Six versus one. Don't worry though I brought some friends.
Brooklyn V2" by Jim Johnston plays and a black limosine pulls into the arena beside the stage. The limo driver steps out and walks to the last door. He opens the door and Talia Skye, Danielle Lopez and Alexis Landry, who is carrying a black rose, all step out to a huge ovation. They all walks over and join Jain isis on the entrance ramp. They look at each other and smirk before rushing into the ring. Meanwhile, Desiree Miles takes off her headset and slides in as well. Talia and Alexis take down Sync and Norton with a clothesline each. Danielle and Desiree take Adam Mazur and Ray Mccord respectively with running front dropkicks. Jane Isis slams Demolition Man to the mat with a chokeslam before turning her attention to Jerry Static. She kicks Jerry Static in the gut and lifts him into a powerbomb position. ISIS BOMB! Jane rolls Static out of the ring. She locks Demolition Man into a bearhug.
Meanwhile Talia Skye drops Kyle Sync with a DDG and rolls her fallen prey out of the ring. Alexis Landry kicks Jake Norton in the gut and follows up with THE BITCH SPIKE! Alexis goers to throw Norton out of the ring, but Talia stops her. Talia lifts Norton into a gory bomb position. She lets go or Norton's head. Norton falls forward, but Alexis grabs his head. Alexs pretends to shoot Norton before both Talia and Alexis drop hitting a gory bomb/stunner combination. They both grab Norton and whip him out of the ring.
Danielle Lopez ducks a clothesline attempt from Adam Mazur and hits him with POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE, knocking him right out of the ring. Desiree sends Ray Mccord towards Danielle who lifts him into a dominator position. Desiree blows Ray a kiss before running forward...KISS OF DEATH! Ray is unconcious on the mat and Danielle and Desiree proceed to kick him out of the ring. Jane lets Demolition Man go and he falls to the mat. She and the Black Rose Mafia surround him. Jane gets the mic Jerry Static used.
J.I.: Now you have gotten the treatment you deserve. Now while I'm out here I have got some news you might all like. As we know this is PCW's last show, that includes Sunday Night Knockout as well. However I have talked with the new owners of PCW and well SNK will be staying around. We will be continuing under the new banner of Premium Women's Wrestling. The Premium Age shall continue. We will continue to redefine women's wrestling. But things are changing a bit. See I like the dynaminc of Rapture. The three commentators all present intresting, but differing points of view. Which is why there's going to be some changes within the commentary booth of SNK. We will be keeping Ashley Rose as she is a legend in women's wrestling. For his experience in commentary I have asked Brandon Matthews to join the commentary team. And last, but not least, a man who knows what it takes to make it in the wrestling biz. A man that Demolition Man here should remember fondly. ...This man.
Jane Isis points to the stage. "Big Balls" by AC/DC plays and Damon Warrens comes out to a huge ovation. He walks down to the ring, slapping fans hands along the way. He slides into the ring and walks over to the fallen Demolition Man. He picks him up and puts him in position for...BADD DREAM! Alexis walks over and drops the black rose on Demolition Man before she, the rest of the Mafia, Jane Isis and Damon Warrens all exit the ring and head up the ramp and "Misery Business" by Paramore plays.
James: Not only did the ladies of Sunday Night Knockout make a HUGE statement at the Jobbers for Hire's expense but as we just learned. SNK will be staying around under a new company called Premium Women's Wrestling.
SS: What the hell type of company is that?
James: I can tell you that it is ran by Terrell Ryder. It will be broadcasted on The Premium Network. The same network that Terrell and myself own, along with all the rights to PCW, YCW and ICW.
SS: Fuck my life.
James: Go fuck your wife, bitch! Let's take a break and we'll be back with Scumm vs Gonzo.
*BREAK*
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the PCW BRAWL CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Introducing first!
"Anarchy In The U.K" by The Sex Pistols hits the PA system and Johnny Scumm comes out with his head down to boos from the crowd and the PCW Brawl Championship belt around his waist. He stands there and observes the crowd with disdain on his face.
Jimmy Wilkes: First, from London, England, weighing in at 227 pounds. He is the PCW Brawl Champion... "THE EXTERMINATOR"... JOHNNY SCUMM!
Scumm walks down the ramp and the disdain never leaves his face. He walks over to a few fans in the front row and start shouting obscenities at them while Scumm points at the Brawl title around his waist. Scumm spits on the ramp before sliding in the ring. From there, Scumm hops on the top turnbuckle and starts shouting out even more obscenities from the crowd before hopping down. He gives his belt to the referee before going to his corner and waiting for his opponent.
Jimmy Wilkes: And the challenger!
"Caledonia" by Cromagnon hits and Doctor Gonzo emerges from behind the curtain with a walking stick while smoking a cigarette! The fans aren't taking too kindly to him as they are booing.
Jimmy Wilkes: From Denver, Colorado, weighing in at 195 pounds... DOCTOR GONZO!
Gonzo makes his way towards the ring, walking stick in hand, a cigarette in his mouth connected via one of those long cigarette holders. He slides into the ring, staring at Scumm before waiting for the bell to ring.
*DING! DING! DING!*
DM: And the bell has rung to start this match.
As Gonzo steps forward to retaliate, Scumm slaps him across the face with the back of his hand. Gonzo is stopped in his tracks and what looks like a tooth flies from his mouth.
SS: Good lord! He just slapped the ugly right off of Doctor Gonzo's face right there.
DM: I don't know how it's possible but there actually seems to be a chant of 'Scumm' coming from this crowd.
James: It's the lesser of two evils Desiree, lesser of two evils.
DM: I guess you're right James. Look in the ring. Scumm is pounding Gonzo down to the mat with lefts and rights.
Gonzo is on one knee when Scumm's leg swings into his head. His eyes roll up and the lights turn off when Scumm's boot connects with his temple. Doctor Gonzo falls to the mat in a lump as Scumm takes off into the far ropes. He bounces off the ropes and charges at Gonzo's prone body, stopping at the last second and flying into the air. He comes down with a leg drop on Gonzo's throat. Scumm hooks the leg for the cover...
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Scumm lets up at the last second and smiles. Gonzo grabs at his throat and rolls out of the ring and falls to the arena floor infront of the announce booth. Johnny Scumm follows Gonzo out and stands over him as he makes his way back to his feet. Gonzo has no idea that Scumm is directly behind him. As he makes it to both feet, Scumm puts one hand on his back and the other engulfs the top of Gonzo's head. Scumm throws him hard into the ring steps and Gonzo rolls up into the ring post. There is a horrible crack and when the camera get to Gonzo, there is blood everywhere. Gonzo's nose has exploded and his lip is now split open and swelling quickly. Scumm spares no time making it to Gonzo. He pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.
DM: For Doctor Gonzo's sake. I sure do hope that bleeding stops soon. He could die soon if it doesn't.
SS: Are you sure he isn't dead already Desiree? The ref should just stop this now before PCW has another lawsuit on their hands.
James: Fuck that shit! Keep going, Scumm. I wanna see bloodshed and more of it. That's how I made a Hall of Fame career after all.
Scumm is in the ring and mounted on top of Gonzo, throwing fists into his face. He brings down hammer blows into the already bloodied face of Doctor Gonzo. The ref pushes at Scumm trying to get him off of what could very well be nothing but a corpse now, but to no avail, as Scumm throws him to the side. Scumm gets back to his feet and looks down at the pool of blood growing ever larger beneath Gonzo. Scumm maniacally laughs before reaching down and pulling the man up. There are no feet below Gonzo, only dangling limbs., his eyes are shut. Scumm runs up to him and hits it...
SS: FACEBREAKER! Doctor Gonzo is dead, Desiree. He has got to be dead.
DM: I have to agree. I don't know if he is alive or not. James, your thoughts?
James: Gonzo signed up for this. He should've known the risks. And besides, for him whining and crying backstage. He deserves it.
DM: For as long as I've known you, you have been extremely remorseless towards others.
SS: Hold up! Scumm has the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and STILL PCW BRAWL CHAMPION! "THE EXTERMINATOR"... JOHNNY SCUMM!
Johnny Scumm grabs the PCW Brawl Championship and walks to the top of the ramp. As Scumm stands at the top of the ramp looking at his handy work, Gonzo is quickly pushed onto a stretcher. His neck is bent at an odd angle and his eyes are still shut. He is carried out of the arena, a bloody mess.
DM: An impressive title defense by Johnny Scumm but... are you kidding me, Doctor Gonzo? You’d think after last week he wouldn’t even show up tonight, but… alas.
SS: Do the names Kyle Sync, Adam Mazur, Jerry Static and Jake Norton ring a bell?
James: Don't forget about Rob Osbourne. The 2010 PCW Jobber of the Year!
DM: Yes. I sadly remember those names.
James: Well in baseball, there’s hitting below the Mendoza line. In wrestling, there's competing on the same level as Sync, Mazur, Static, Norton and Osbourne! I think Doctor Gonzo is entering that territory now.
DM: Well with PCW coming to a close tonight, he may never get a chance to rectify that, but righ tnow. It's time to take a break from the action. We'll be right back.
*BREAK*
We come back from commercial break, and James Baker is standing at the podium, dressed up in a long black trenchcoat, black dickies, black boots and black and white face paint on his face. He wastes no times in speaking.
James Baker: First things first, how you mother fuckers doing on this night?
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: Excellent, excellent! Now tonights is the inaugural PCW Hall of Fame class of 2011 ceremony, where we honor those who DESERVE to be in the PCW Hall of Fame! This team going in exemplifies what tag team wrestling is all about. For many years, they have dominated and put bitches in their places. I reached out to these two and they were on the same page! Every since then, the three of us have been tighter than four flat tires. We have been inseperable, as well as unstoppable. To not ramble on any longer, I am proud to induct two guys I call my best friends. Kev, J.T.! Get yo asses out here and accept this before I get misty-eyed!
"Coming Undone" by Korn hits and Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks walk out dressed in black tuxedo suits. They walk up to James, and give him a handshake, as well as a half-armed hug. They step to the podium while Baker watches with a smirk on his face.
J.T. Banks: What's up my people? Gangsta's are in the mother fucking hizhouse!
The crowd busts out into laughter and cheer.
Kevin Styles: He's a little too excited people! Don't pay any mind to him. Haha! Anyways, this ride that we've experienced has been a great one to say the least. J.T. and myself have been a team for the past eight years now. In every promotion we've taken part in. We have gained their tag team championships. From Elite Class Championship Wrestling - to the legendary Classic Wrestling Federation that quite a few of us were employed at. - YouTube Championship Wrestling - and to even today here in Premium Championship Wrestling! Every promotion we've gone, we dominated the tag team division.
J.T. Banks: That's right Kev. We started teaming together under the behest of the great James Baker. He forumlated the plan to form Da Xtreme Dynasty, a stable that was out for one thing and one thing only - TAKING OVER! We took ECCW by the balls and ran that bitch. We made it our territory and not a damn person stopped us in our ventures. Three years after the company folded, I got the call from Kev and he stated that James was wanting to start the band back up again. We couldn't say no and from there! We went to the CWF to re-form Da Xtreme Dynasty with the original members, as well as gaining a new manager in James's lovely wife, Danielle Lopez!
Kevin Styles: And from there! We took off. Granted, it was a bit slow at first, but we picked up steam when we won the tag titles over the O'Reilly Brothers. Once we lost the titles and personal problems began to stem up, we left and fully concentrated on our roles in YouTube Championship Wrestling. We eventually won the titles there too, although neither of us were really happy of how it happened.
J.T. Banks: But it set up everything that was to go down in PCW. Once we easily disposed of that fucking Brokeback Mountain bitch Wayne Morley. We unified both the YCW Tag belts and the ICW ones to become the first ever PCW World Tag Team Champions! And we had a pretty damn good run with those titles as well. Beating every team in this company. From DNA, to our friends from Generation Next, Psycho's R' Us, The Heather's. The list goes on and on from there. We've beaten a who's who list of tag teams throughout our time together, and I must say! I enjoyed every fucking minute of it.
Kevin Styles: As did I, J.T.! As did I! The one thing we both can agree on is that despite our antics of destruction and just making the Taint look like a complete bitch whenever we can. We deeply appreciate the opportunity we had in entertaining all of you. Because without you people. There would be no sold out crowds of 20,000 people in the arena's every damn week, there would be no 3.5's in the ratings, there would be nobody out there buying PCW merchandise and ordering pay-per-views. You the people are the most responsible for this great phenomenon that was Premium Championship Wrestling. And from the bottom of our hearts! We thank you all for the support you have given us and we are very proud and honored to be a part of the Inaugural class of the PCW Hall of Fame and if you didn't know that before, well now you know.
Kevin and J.T. (in unison): BELIEVE THAT!
"Coming Undone" by Korn hits and the crowd goes into cheer as Styles and Banks raise their arms up in the air. They are joined by James Baker, and the three of them have a conversation with each other, that's not heard throughout the broadcast. They leave the stage area and Desiree Miles comes back onto the stage.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... ISRAEL STEELE!
"Death B4 Dishonor" by Young Jeezy hits as Israel walks onto the stage he is wearing a tux, well what’s left of a tux. Izzy has cut the pants off into shorts and has also cut the sleeves off the tux jacket. As he walks across the stage the chants start.
Crowd: IZZY….IZZY…IZZY!!!!!!
Israel waves to the crowd always knowing in his mind if it was not for the wonderful fans he would not be the person he is today. As Israel approaches the podium the chants start to die down.
Izzy: Thank you... Thank you so very much!!!!!
Random lady: Izzy I love you.
Izzy: I love you too sweetheart.
A huge pop and laughter come from the crowd.
Izzy: Before I get started I had the guys in the back put together a video of some of DLK’s and my matches. Roll it guys.
The jumbo tron comes to life and we can see various matches between the two warriors most if not all involving extreme amounts of blood.
Izzy: What can I say about DLK that he hasn’t already said about himself?
The crowd along with Israel has a little laugh over that.
Izzy: I promise you this will be short and well as sweet as I can make it. DLK is a man of many different faces over his career. Everyone who has every spent their hard earned money and came to watch him wrestler has seen both the good side and the very bad side of DLK. Each and everyone of DLK’s fans love him for a different reason. I myself look at DLK in a much different light than most I look at him as the man who had my back in Psycho’s R Us. ( Israel rips off his tux jacket and has on a Psycho’s R Us shirt) I also looked at him as an enemy (Again Israel rips off the Psycho’s R Us shirt to revel a Dawn of the New Age shirt) but through all the hell and blood shed we put each other through. I always looked at DLK as an equal but even more so a very close and dear friend. It gives me great pleasure to induct Draven Logan Kennedy into the PCW class of 2011 Hall of Fame.
Draven stands up and he helps Alice up and they walk arm to arm up to the stage. Draven walks over to Izzy and takes the hall of Fame Plaque from his hands shakes his hand and they share a quick hug.
Draven: “Thank you Izzy. I know we have had our ups and downs but no matter what. We have achieved Greatness. Its because of us that this monumental occasion is being honored. Who would have thought from the merge of ICW and YCW that I would end up here?”
He lifts his arms up in the air again and the crowd cheers.
Draven: “You know tonight there are no good guys and there are no bad guys. Tonight its about the people who have busted there asses day and night to bring you guys the best damn wrestling promotion ever to be. The reason I say that about the ICW and YCW its is because with out these two federations the PCW wouldn't have become what it is today and now only a few of us has lasted the trails of time and I can honestly say im one of the very few that has stayed active from the start to the ending. For me to stand here and say that I have been in the ring with the best of PCW is far from an understatement. There is only one man I didn’t get in the ring with that is James Baker but I have respect for everyone who helped make PCW what is today and there is a lot of things in life that can change a man. Just think at the last Night of Heroes. I was the most hated man in PCW and I come to you today as a humbled man who has lost a lot but gained a lot more thnn lost. I know they wont admit it but I know its there, every one has respect for me and I do them. You know when you loose your kids, a man who’s heart is filled with hate can turn to love because of losing what is so dear to them is nothing. Some people it might make them turn more evil but me it made me see the errors in my ways and I have only one thing left to say and that’s to all fans and family Thank you all with out you me standing here would mean nothing period”
“Oh yeah! I guess it wouldn’t feel right if I at least didn’t say this. Fuck you! Fuck you all!”
Draven waves to the fans and starts walking into the back. Desiree Miles comes back to introduce the next presenter.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... (taps into her ear peace) are you sure I have this right?
After a brief pause, Desiree nods her head and restarts the speech.
DM: Oh okay. Gotcha. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... *CENSORED*
*CENSORED* walks onto the stage, showed in huge boos. He slowly limps his way to the podium, but he gets there. Before he speaks, a hotdog hits him in the face. He looks like he's going to cry, but he proceeds on with his speech.
*CENSORED*: This industry has seen many greats make their way through the curtains and step in to the ring. Some have been superstars that the world has loved, and others, well, they have perfected drawing off of the hatred from the fans. But loved or hated, being able to play off of the emotion of the fans is what makes a superstar great. That is what makes this man truly great. The fans hate him with a passion. Since debuting in PCW, this man has embodied the fact that the fans emotions make a superstar great. And although his tenure in PCW hasn't been long, he has accomplished more than most could have imagined. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the newest member of PCW's 2011 Hall Of Fame...Yoshiru Long!
"An Evening With El Diablo" by Chevelle hits and the crowd goes into a mixed reaction, most likely the best reaction Yoshiru has ever received in PCW. Yoshiru walks on the stage, rather confidentally. He reaches up to *CENSORED* and thinks about shaking his hand, but instead kicks him in the gut and hits him with his version of the Badd Dream. *CENSORED* is laid out on the ground and the medics tend to him. Yoshiru shakes his head at him before stepping to the podium where he begins to speak.
Yoshiru Long: First of all, I'd like to thank *CENSORED* for being here tonight. I know that his schedule is pretty packed when it comes to selling cars.
Yoshiru hesitates as a smirk comes to his face.
Yoshiru Long: In all seriousness, it is such a great honor to become a part of the Hall Of Fame tonight. I remember when I came to PCW in January, I knew that I had to make an impact. But I never could have imagined that I would become the new World Heavyweight Champion within three weeks of being with the company. I never could have imagined accomplishing everything that I have in PCW. Not only did I become the World Heavyweight Champion within three weeks of being here, but I also helped form what I feel has been one of the most dominant factions to ever appear in this industry. In the six months that I have been with PCW, I haven't had a day pass by that I haven't felt like the luckiest person on Earth. It's true, this industry is all about drawing off of the emotions of the fans. And since I arrived in PCW, the fans have hated me with a passion. Some may see that as a bad thing, but the truth is, if it wasn't for men like me...men who are hated by the fans, then people like Mariano Fernandez or Danielle Lopez wouldn't seem as great as what they are. In order to have a hero, you need a villain. To me, the villain is the most important role, and it's a role that I have loved to play since the beginning.
Yoshiru stops for a second.
Yoshiru Long: I'm kind of rambling here. Before I go, I'd just like to thank a few people. First, I would like to thank the executives in PCW. You guys put your money on me, and in the end, it worked. I'd also like to thank Paul Blair. He had to take a break from PCW to continue his acting career, but without him, I wouldn't be who I am today. I'd like to thank the members of The Elite. The Heathers, Storme, Saint, Sickboy...all of you stood beside me through thick and thin. You saw something in me that most wouldn't believe was there. And thanks to all of you. Together, we have done unthinkable things in PCW. We have shown why we are Elite!
Yoshiru smiles.
Yoshiru Long: I know, I know. Wrap it up. There is one other thank you that I have to give. I'd like to thank all of the fans. You guys have hated me with such a passion, but you have loved every minute of it. If it wasn't for all of you, I would have never made it as far as I did. It's been an honor and a pleasure performing for each and every one of you week in and week out.
"An Evening With El Diablo" by Chevelle hits again and Yoshiru walks off the stage, looking at the crowd and every wrestler that's there before going to the back. Once he's gone, the music dies down and Desiree Miles comes back to the stage to announce the next presenter.
DM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... LEON LONEWOLF!
"Death Before Dishonor" by Five Finger Death Punch hits and Leon Lonewolf makes his way to the stage to a massive ovation. At the mic stand, he clears his throat and begins speaking:
Leon Lonewolf: I'm just going to cut to the chase and not waste valuable time. For those of you who don't know, this next inductee embodies the saying of "beating the odds". Now why do I say that? He's small in stature, he weighs 186 pounds, but more times than that, he finds a way to win. From his epic battles with Magnus Thunder, to beating that one douche bag who sucked badly at the "Nitemare" gimmick, to beating Daddy's little bitch boy for the CWF Unified Championship. All of that occured in the CWF, but guess what! He repeated the success here in PCW. He exterminated the Fed Killers by beating both Purple guy and his boyfriend Army man and effectively kicking them out of this company. He's battled a lot of great names in this company, but tonight. He gets to be called a Hall of Famer! Ladies and gentlemen, I personally induct Mariano Fernandez into the 2011 PCW Hall of Fame!
"JAP" by Abindon Boys School hits and the crowd inside the arena goes to cheers as Mariano Fernandez comes out. He salutes the audience and walks to the podium. He shakes Leon's hand before taking his place. After hearing the audience cheer and chant his name, Mariano eventually gets down to speaking.
Mariano Fernandez: This has been a great ride. The Classic Wrestling Federation, for most of us - Yoshiru Long, Israel Steele, Terry Richards, Leon Lonewolf, myself – was where it all started. For some others, it was a new beginning - our champ Sickboy, James Baker, Steve Storme, Draven Logan Kennedy. We fought wars, bled buckets, and made ourselves respected - and even feared - inside the four corners of that ring. Sometimes we might have been best friends, sometimes we may not have seen eye to eye.
But there was that community spirit, even when we were bashing our heads in, that prevailed. That spirit, along with the ever present urge and desire to be the best of the best, was what made the CWF so special. Unfortunately, evil people had to ruin it for us, but some people would just not resign. Some of us tried to keep the CWF alive in its final days, while some others left to keep the spirit alive under their own banner. And thus the birth of this great company that is Premium Championship Wrestling.
Even then, we would still be under threat by these same people - whom I will not name, first as everybody knows them, secondly because some people here have no quarrel with them, and I understand - and once again, that great community, group of friends, or love-hate relationship among each other was threatened by the same people who corrupted, and ultimately killed, what I consider to be the best wrestling federation to have ever existed. I came to PCW with the intentions of keeping the CWF spirit alive, and to punish the people responsible for its destruction.
After that was done, they once again attempted to kill PCW. But, as it was supposed to be, it was the blood, sweat, effort and tears, and the LOYALTY and HONOR, of the SAME people who kept the spirit alive that were able to rebuild Premium Championship Wrestling from the ground to what the CWF SHOULD have been. And I'm not talking about myself, no. I'm talking about people like James Baker. Like Terry Richards. Like Sickboy.
And of course, the new faces that we met along the way; and that today get the opportunity and the honor, to be in the inaugural class of the PCW Hall of Fame: Heather Monroe, Generation Next, Draven Logan Kennedy, among others. People who could have left, as nothing forced them to continue giving their bodies and lives for this company, yet they stayed. And their sacrifice, not only was rewarded, but shall never be forgotten.
I know, like myself, people will be sad that all things, good and bad, must come to an end, but I won't tell you not to cry, for not all tears are bad. Make those tears; however, of joy for having a great federation end in such a high tone, at the very top, making the memories you will have of it sweet inside your hearts. Do not take this closing as the death of a federation. Think of this, rather, as the end of a cycle. A cycle that will once again repeat in the future be it in the guise of this federation’s return, or under other circumstances unforeseen to all of us.
Nevertheless, ladies and gentlemen, fellow wrestlers and staff, be certain of one thing: Even if Premium Championship Wrestling ends today - and nothing tells us that it may not return in the future - the spirit, the same spirit that we inherited from the CWF, will continue on inside all of our hearts - and especially mine.
I consider myself honored to have been a part of this company, and of sharing moments inside the ring with all the people - the WORTHY people - that made this company as great that it is. Therefore, it is with utter happiness and sincerity that I am inducted to the PCW Hall of Fame.
And one more thing: Haters, you've been proven wrong once, and again, and AGAIN. What you did to the CWF, you could not do to PCW, and ultimately the CWF was avenged, and you were served your due punishment.
JUSTICE... HAS PREVAILED.
Thank you very much!
"JAP" by Abindon Boys School hits again and the crowd gives Mariano a standing ovation. Leon Lonewolf joins his Otaku Gaijin partner and the two of them embrace with a handshake and a hug before leaving the stage together. Once they left, we take another break.
*BREAK*