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Post by lilacfray on Jul 13, 2011 10:38:43 GMT -5
I don't think so Bro
*Walks away*
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Post by Syn on Jul 13, 2011 22:56:03 GMT -5
*watches Lilac leave*
Hmm. That was weird.........
..........................Oh well. More Pie for The Great One!
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 13, 2011 23:36:43 GMT -5
Aww Motm.
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 0:48:35 GMT -5
*Sits pie on the table, then glares at it*
Well Pie, I hope your delicious ass is ready, because you're about to go ONE. ON ONE. WITH THE GREAT ONE.
*Holds up fork with the words "Pie Eatin' Machine" on it"
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:06:00 GMT -5
*The Pie lets out a school girl scream, right before The MaN could dig in*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 1:12:42 GMT -5
*Rasies Eyebrow*
What in the blue hell are you screaming for Jabroni? The MaN was just gonna lay the Snackdown on your Home made ass!!
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:16:53 GMT -5
Home made? My ASS.
*The pie spits out an apple seed*
That freak bought me from the nearest cheap shop.
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 1:21:02 GMT -5
Oh... I see......was it that little cake shop up the street? Because The MaN has heard good things about the pie there.
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:22:18 GMT -5
NO NO! Not that shop!
*Pie looks around frantically, looking for an excuse*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 1:25:24 GMT -5
*Narrows eyes suspiciously at pie*
Pie, you wouldn't be trying o fool The MaN into not eating you so you can get revenge on Lilac for bringing you here, are you?
*Leans in REAL close, glaring at The Pie*
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:32:10 GMT -5
*Pie farts in the MaN's face, and apparently, it smells of rotten Apple*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 1:37:53 GMT -5
*MaN rears back*
GAH! You apple humping little-
*Begins stabbing The Pie repeatedly with fork*
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:43:55 GMT -5
YIIIIAAAARGGGGHHH!!
*The Pie writhes in pain. A knock on The MaN's door is heard*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 1:49:26 GMT -5
*MaN slices The Pie, then goes to the door and swings it open*
Can The MaN....(Raises Eyebrow) Help you?
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:53:58 GMT -5
AAAAARRRRGGHHH!
*Lets out a horrendous moan. Lilac has appeared in the doorway*
Yes, you can. I hope you haven't eaten that Apple Pie yet?
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 1:57:01 GMT -5
No, The Pie is still here, but it doesn't like being cut for some reason. Come in.
*MaN steps aside, alowing Lilac to enter his home*
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 1:59:37 GMT -5
*LilacFray enters and walks over to the Pie. She crosses her arms and glares*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 2:02:53 GMT -5
*MaN looks at Lilac and the Pie*
The MaN knows that you two know eachother, but he was not informed that you two disliked eachother this sevearly
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 2:04:22 GMT -5
WELL, MaN! Thus, I gave him to you, hoping he'd be gone for good!
*She continues to look at The Pie inddignantly*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 2:15:01 GMT -5
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!
The MaN likes his Pie and all, but it tastse like a steaming bag of monkey crap if it has issues!
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 2:15:53 GMT -5
RIGHT! I say we feed it to the dog. Or something like that. =.="
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 8:44:58 GMT -5
The MaN never said he didn't want the pie, he just wants you two to get over your rudy poo problems so he can lay the snackdown on its apple flavored ass.
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 9:16:49 GMT -5
Hmm. Help yourself! *Lilac hands over MaN's spoon from the table*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 9:21:42 GMT -5
*MaN takes the spoon*
Pie, prepare to recieve the eating out of a LIFETIME!!! IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL. WHAT THE MaN. IS COOKIN'!!!
*Goes to dig into pie*
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 9:24:32 GMT -5
You AIN'T COOKING ME you DUMBFUCK!
Yo EATING ME ALIIIIIVEEEEE!!
*The Pie Screams*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 9:36:17 GMT -5
*Slices into pie, then eats it*
MMMMM. Thats some good pie.
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 9:39:38 GMT -5
Enjoy.
*Lilac bows*
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 10:36:30 GMT -5
*The MaN continues to munch on The Pie*
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Post by lilacfray on Jul 14, 2011 10:51:14 GMT -5
*Scratches head*
Hmm. I think I'll get going now..
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Post by Syn on Jul 14, 2011 10:57:02 GMT -5
*MaN reaches out and stops Lilac from leaving*
......................................Take care..........................
*He lets her go, continuing to munch on the Pie*
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