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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2012 7:21:51 GMT -5
I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.
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Post by Shot on Mar 26, 2012 13:19:06 GMT -5
First world problems...
Nicki Minaj still haunts my mind. I think she deserves a Minecraft statue. Maybe she'll fit in the middle of a desert.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2012 13:42:34 GMT -5
Nicki Minaj! SHE WILL GIVE ME TP!
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Post by lilacfray on Mar 26, 2012 23:08:09 GMT -5
Hey Mary - Rehan loves Nicki Minaj.... But I think I already told you that. FUUUUU MINAJ! D:<
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2012 15:05:28 GMT -5
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Post by Shot on Mar 29, 2012 15:56:14 GMT -5
Did he just spell out Rick Santorum's campaign speech? Yeah, FUCK YOU Republicans.
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Post by lilacfray on Mar 30, 2012 1:50:09 GMT -5
Image blocked. STUPID COUNTRY I LIVE IN!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2012 6:49:36 GMT -5
Image blocked. STUPID COUNTRY I LIVE IN! Try this link, niece.
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Post by lilacfray on Mar 30, 2012 7:10:36 GMT -5
Image blocked. STUPID COUNTRY I LIVE IN! Try this link, niece. GIF - Y U NO MOVE? Not sure if something wrong with pic Or slow net connection
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Post by Papi El Sueno on Mar 30, 2012 11:16:38 GMT -5
This is what Zandig (from CZW) thinks of everything that has been going on around here...
;D
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Post by lilacfray on Mar 30, 2012 11:31:24 GMT -5
This is what Zandig (from CZW) thinks of everything that has been going on around here... ;D xDD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2012 15:20:47 GMT -5
... Are you threatening me?
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Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 14, 2012 13:16:56 GMT -5
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Post by Shot on Apr 19, 2012 16:13:17 GMT -5
Have you ever pictured what it would be like to poop whilst standing vertically? ;D
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Post by lilacfray on Apr 20, 2012 0:32:50 GMT -5
Have you ever pictured what it would be like to poop whilst standing vertically? ;D
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Post by Shot on Apr 21, 2012 10:09:08 GMT -5
Do mustaches work as good toilet paper? Because Cornholio and Stalin could clash in WW3.
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Post by lilacfray on Apr 21, 2012 12:27:09 GMT -5
=_= Stalin would never stoop so low.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2012 18:17:05 GMT -5
Are you threatening me!?
MY BUNGHOLE HAS NO MOUSTACHE!
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Post by lilacfray on Apr 22, 2012 0:25:50 GMT -5
Of course it doesn't. Or else I'd be all over you.
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Post by Shot on Apr 22, 2012 5:35:43 GMT -5
Having a mustache must-ache. Get it? (Shot's sense of humor remains in a coma)
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Post by lilacfray on Apr 22, 2012 6:35:00 GMT -5
Having a mustache must-ache. Get it? (Shot's sense of humor remains in a coma) Fortunately, my humour's just as rotten as yours so I get it.
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Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 22, 2012 8:12:02 GMT -5
Of course it doesn't. Or else I'd be all over you. That's what she said...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 8:58:23 GMT -5
Of course it doesn't. Or else I'd be all over you. ... Are you threatening me?
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Post by lilacfray on Apr 22, 2012 10:32:12 GMT -5
Lool. xDD
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 11:40:53 GMT -5
No one is over me. :foreveralone:
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Post by lilacfray on Apr 22, 2012 12:02:35 GMT -5
No one is over me. :foreveralone: One must be into someone to be over someone. Hey, that works either ways. ;D I swear I'd be all over Stalin, if I ever had the chance. OwO ♥ ~
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 13:40:00 GMT -5
It doesn't change the fact that no one's into me or over me. Not even the police.
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Post by Dani on Apr 22, 2012 16:42:50 GMT -5
No one is over me. :foreveralone: Forever alone does not have to be permanent when you try and search. I'm sure I speak for women when I say we like to be the ones pursued instead of the ones doing the pursuing. There are a few things that factor into not being alone, but all women have different tastes so it does make it somewhat of a challenge for you men.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2012 17:34:19 GMT -5
No one is over me. :foreveralone: Forever alone does not have to be permanent when you try and search. I'm sure I speak for women when I say we like to be the ones pursued instead of the ones doing the pursuing. There are a few things that factor into not being alone, but all women have different tastes so it does make it somewhat of a challenge for you men. All I'm saying is, as David Lee Roth, "Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me, 'cause I ain't so bad."
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Post by Dani on Apr 22, 2012 21:19:50 GMT -5
All I'm saying is, as David Lee Roth, "Won't some sweet mama come and take a chance with me, 'cause I ain't so bad." As good as some of his music is, quoting David Lee Roth won't help you at all (or quoting any musician for that matter)... although the music video is still hilarious. ;D Back on topic. You need a few things that should help you out and get you back on track. 1.) Confidence - Let me tell you, we do not like men who act scared and timid of screwing up. It makes the whole thing rather awkward. Be completely natural, we actually like it when you do that. 2.) Appearance - This will be used later on, but don't dress like a slob. I think you have this covered, but it's an important step. 3.) The attitude - Some of us like proper gentlemen and some like the bad boy type. For this case, go as yourself and be nice, but do not come off as a wuss (see first option). 4.) DO NOT use pick up lines to woo us - I don't know about most women, but I find that very cheesy. It's just lame when other guys do that. 5.) Be yourself - Really that's a key in this. Most men like to hide little facts about themselves and like to be people they're not. It's a turnoff more than anything. Now you do not have to tell every single detail about yourself, but you should at least be real and truthful. And definitely engage and be interested in us. We like guys who listen. That's five things I came up with. It's more in my own perspective (from when I was single), but most certainly think this way. I say use it and if you have trouble, say what you want to say to a woman aloud when you're by yourself (that gives you more practice). I think Doctor Danielle is done here for now.
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