Post by DudeBehindAKeyboard on Aug 10, 2011 21:13:54 GMT -5
The camera shows Bull Connor, Ape Simmons and Jimmy Gambino sitting in a hotel room in Chicago smoking weed and drinking beer 1 day after being fired from the previouse company they wrestled for Bull Connor is wearing a red t shirt that says (fear the Bull), black baggy pants and black shoes, Ape is wearing the same thing except his shirt says (fear the Ape) and Jimmy is wearing the same stuff except his shirt says (the Bull and Ape alliance).
Bull Connor: Dude! why the hell did we get fired?
Ape Simmons: Who knows man? Maybe they just didnt know what to do with us anymore, anyways bein fired sucks but atleast we signed with LW.
Bull Connor: Damn! I was nearly undefeated there, I hardly ever lost any matches as a single's wrestler, then I set my eyes on the tag team titles and i bring you in as my tag team partner, we win our 1st tag team match then all of a sudden were released? BULL SHIT!!!.
Ape Simmons: I know man, it fuckin sucks.
Jimmy Gambino: Hey, Bull, Ape, you guys know what sucks more then bein fired?
Bull and Ape: What?
Jimmy Gambino: Chicago!.
Jimmy, Bull and Ape all laugh at Jimmy's joke.
Bull Connor: Yeah man, Chicago is the most segregated city of the north.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, the traffic here sucks too.
Jimmy Gambino: And it is unbelievable how much you have to pay for fuckin parkin here.
Bull Connor: The weather in Chicago sucks too, it dont stay summer long enough and it stays winter too fuckin long.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, and the cops in Chicago must be fuckin idiots because this town is full of fuckin criminals.
The 3 men burst out with laughter.
Jimmy Gambino: Hey guys, settin around smokin weed, drinkin beer and talkin shit about the pathetic city of Chicago is all kool and stuff, but I think we should leave this shitty hotel room and go somewhere.
Bull Connor: Where are we goin?
Jimmy Gambino: I dont know, lets go to this hot dog resturant across the street and see what a Chicago style hot dog tastes like.
Bull Connor: Well, I am kinda hungry.
Ape Simmons: Man, I'm starvin.
Jimmy Gambino: You 2 are always hungry, get movin and we'll eat.
The camera turns off for a few seconds then comes back on and shows Bull, Ape and Jimmy setting at a table inside a resturant eating hot dogs.
Bull Connor: Man! these hot dogs are actually fuckin good!.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, you can say that again.
Jimmy Gambino: Yeah, the hot dogs might be good but the people here still suck just like almost everything else in Chicago does, you 2 hurry up and finish your hot dogs, I want to check out the mall down the street.
The camera turns off for a few seconds and comes back on and Jimmy, Bull and Ape are shown walking in a mall when some skinny guy wearing glasses, a yellow shirt, blue jeans and white shoes accidently bumps into Bull.
Bull Connor: WATCH WHERE YOUR GOIN YA LITTLE BITCH!!!.
The guy looks at Bull with a freaked out look on his face.
random guy: Sorry sir.
Bull Connor: Damn right your sorry, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!.
The guy does as he is told and walks away.
Jimmy Gambino: Man, I fuckin hate the idiot people in Chicago.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, dumb mother fuckers dont watch where there goin.
Bull, Ape and Jimmy arive at the resting area and set in some chairs.
Jimmy Gambino: I hope you 2 are ready for your match thursday against those losers known as the Second City Saviours.
Bull Connor: We are man.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man! were always ready.
Bull Connor: Hey Jimmy, did you say our opponents are the second city saviours?
Jimmy Gambino: Yep, the group includes Daniel Ryerson and Jackson Knite, 2 losers from the pathetic city of Chicago.
Bull Connor: I heard about em, didnt Jackson Knite make Daniel Ryerson quit doin drugs or somethin like that?
Jimmy Gambino: Yeah, I dont know why people have to get into other peoples buisness, there aint nothin wrong with smokin a little weed and drinkin a little beer, its called havin a good time, straight edge people are fuckin boarin, they dont do drugs, drugs are awesome, I love doin drugs, how about you guys?
Bull Connor: Yep.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, I love smokin weed and gettin high and all that shit.
Bull Connor: Well, straight edge or not, there not gunna be able to beat the Bull and Ape alliance, nobody can beat the combined forces of the self proclaimed toughest man in the worls Bull Connor and the humanoid Ape Simmons, when the second city losers, I mean the second city saviours get in the ring with us, we are gunna crush the second city saviours, we are gunna destroy the second city saviours and we are gunna beat the second city saviours.
The camera fades to black.
Bull Connor: Dude! why the hell did we get fired?
Ape Simmons: Who knows man? Maybe they just didnt know what to do with us anymore, anyways bein fired sucks but atleast we signed with LW.
Bull Connor: Damn! I was nearly undefeated there, I hardly ever lost any matches as a single's wrestler, then I set my eyes on the tag team titles and i bring you in as my tag team partner, we win our 1st tag team match then all of a sudden were released? BULL SHIT!!!.
Ape Simmons: I know man, it fuckin sucks.
Jimmy Gambino: Hey, Bull, Ape, you guys know what sucks more then bein fired?
Bull and Ape: What?
Jimmy Gambino: Chicago!.
Jimmy, Bull and Ape all laugh at Jimmy's joke.
Bull Connor: Yeah man, Chicago is the most segregated city of the north.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, the traffic here sucks too.
Jimmy Gambino: And it is unbelievable how much you have to pay for fuckin parkin here.
Bull Connor: The weather in Chicago sucks too, it dont stay summer long enough and it stays winter too fuckin long.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, and the cops in Chicago must be fuckin idiots because this town is full of fuckin criminals.
The 3 men burst out with laughter.
Jimmy Gambino: Hey guys, settin around smokin weed, drinkin beer and talkin shit about the pathetic city of Chicago is all kool and stuff, but I think we should leave this shitty hotel room and go somewhere.
Bull Connor: Where are we goin?
Jimmy Gambino: I dont know, lets go to this hot dog resturant across the street and see what a Chicago style hot dog tastes like.
Bull Connor: Well, I am kinda hungry.
Ape Simmons: Man, I'm starvin.
Jimmy Gambino: You 2 are always hungry, get movin and we'll eat.
The camera turns off for a few seconds then comes back on and shows Bull, Ape and Jimmy setting at a table inside a resturant eating hot dogs.
Bull Connor: Man! these hot dogs are actually fuckin good!.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, you can say that again.
Jimmy Gambino: Yeah, the hot dogs might be good but the people here still suck just like almost everything else in Chicago does, you 2 hurry up and finish your hot dogs, I want to check out the mall down the street.
The camera turns off for a few seconds and comes back on and Jimmy, Bull and Ape are shown walking in a mall when some skinny guy wearing glasses, a yellow shirt, blue jeans and white shoes accidently bumps into Bull.
Bull Connor: WATCH WHERE YOUR GOIN YA LITTLE BITCH!!!.
The guy looks at Bull with a freaked out look on his face.
random guy: Sorry sir.
Bull Connor: Damn right your sorry, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!.
The guy does as he is told and walks away.
Jimmy Gambino: Man, I fuckin hate the idiot people in Chicago.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, dumb mother fuckers dont watch where there goin.
Bull, Ape and Jimmy arive at the resting area and set in some chairs.
Jimmy Gambino: I hope you 2 are ready for your match thursday against those losers known as the Second City Saviours.
Bull Connor: We are man.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man! were always ready.
Bull Connor: Hey Jimmy, did you say our opponents are the second city saviours?
Jimmy Gambino: Yep, the group includes Daniel Ryerson and Jackson Knite, 2 losers from the pathetic city of Chicago.
Bull Connor: I heard about em, didnt Jackson Knite make Daniel Ryerson quit doin drugs or somethin like that?
Jimmy Gambino: Yeah, I dont know why people have to get into other peoples buisness, there aint nothin wrong with smokin a little weed and drinkin a little beer, its called havin a good time, straight edge people are fuckin boarin, they dont do drugs, drugs are awesome, I love doin drugs, how about you guys?
Bull Connor: Yep.
Ape Simmons: Yeah man, I love smokin weed and gettin high and all that shit.
Bull Connor: Well, straight edge or not, there not gunna be able to beat the Bull and Ape alliance, nobody can beat the combined forces of the self proclaimed toughest man in the worls Bull Connor and the humanoid Ape Simmons, when the second city losers, I mean the second city saviours get in the ring with us, we are gunna crush the second city saviours, we are gunna destroy the second city saviours and we are gunna beat the second city saviours.
The camera fades to black.
