Post by Papi El Sueno on Oct 5, 2011 13:13:55 GMT -5
OOC: Well, I finally figured out how to format the ECCW shows. With this being the first episode. I feel ya'll deserved a full show since it is a special one... and here it is. Probably not great, but whatever.
A video package plays chronicoling all the great moments that happened in ECCW's first stint. Moments from legends such as Phillip Mustang, C-Low and James Baker, as well as prominent players like Sean Jamison, Alex Brand, the Ortiz Family Mafia and Da Xtreme Dynasty play on the videotron. The video ends and the camera's fade into the Asylum Arena. The fans are red hot for the return of Elite Class Championship Wrestling. We see shots of former ECCW stars C-Low, Phillip Mustang, Alex Brand, Ashley Rose and others sitting in the audience. Drew Carr and J.T. Banks run down the card discussing the match ups and what they think this rebirth of the company they know and love will do for not just the wrestlers, but for the fans as well.
Once Drew and J.T. get done with running down the first ECCW card in five years. "Worldwide Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits the arena and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction, due to it being in Philadelpia of course. James Baker walks out wearing a long black t-shirt, his signature platinum studded chain around his neck, long baggy black shorts and black Tony Hawk skate shoes. He has the ECCW World Championship belt on his shoulder, the same title he held seven times before. He walks down the aisle with his signature smirk on his face. He walks up the steps and steps in-between the ropes to get in the ring. He grabs a microphone from the stage hand and walks to the middle of the ring. Once his music dies down, he begins to speak.
James Baker: What's up everybody? Yes, we are in a sanctioned ECCW event. First time in five years and I feel good. In fact, I feel fan-fucking-tastic right now standing in front of all you people here tonight.
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: Normally Philadelphia and myself don't really get along due to what football team I support and my deep hatred for your Eagirls... I mean Eagles, but ECCW was brought here because I know you fans are passionate about violence and that's what you are going to get with this company. Some things will be the same way we did it back in the day, but we also will get fantastic wrestling with it. This isn't your grandfather's professional wrestling company. And it damn sure isn't run by douche bag's who only want to push their friends and family. Hell fucking no!
The crowd knows who James is talking about, and decides to boo a bit.
James Baker: Oh no. Because this here is ECC F'N W! The home of the great and the home of the brutality. And we are going to rise to the very top of this business. Same way as it did before, and same way PCW did. Now with that being said, one thing I do have to address... and that is the picture of the World Championship that's sitting on my shoulder.
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: I have held this very championship seven times in my career. I was the man in this company, but my time to be on top has passed me by and unlike certain people, I'm not going to crown myself World Champion because it's wrong and it's time to let the new breed get their chances to become stars. And in this situation, that's what is going to happen.
Since Terrell Ryder left me in charge for this show, I have taken the liberty to arrange four of the top in-ring competitors in this business today to face one another in a four way match for the championship on the fifth edition of Resurrection. The first competitor in this match is somebody I have had the pleasure of competing against. I've never beaten him, that is the absolute truth, but he damn sure is one of my toughest opponents. I have known him for two years now and he is indeed a stand up guy. Give it up for The White Knight himself... MARIANO FERNANDEZ!!!
"JAP" by Abingdon Boys School hits and the crowd pops huge for the appearance of Mariano Fernandez, who is in his wrestling attire. Mariano points to the audience and walks down the aisle. He slaps hands with a few fans before sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He gets into the ring and bows to the audience. He and James shake hands before Mariano takes his place in the ring with a mic in his hand. Once the music dies down, James speaks again.
James Baker: The second competitor in this match is another guy I know. In fact, I've had the pleasure of him and his husband enrolling in my wrestling school. I helped mold this guy into what he is today. He's a sadistic mother fucker just like myself. And he is a REAL NITEMARE!!! Give it up for DAMON WARRENS!!!
"Big Balls" by AC/DC hits and Damon Warrens appears to a huge pop from the crowd. He has a kendo stick in one hand and a can of pepsi in the other while wearing a "FUCK WTF WRESTLING" t-shirt over his baggy jeans. He starts smashing the pepsi can against his forehead, causing blood to seap out. Damon walks down the aisle with a smirk on his face. He steps on the steel steps and gets in-between the ropes to get in the ring. He slaps hands with his mentor and shakes hands with Mariano before grabbing a mic and standing in the ring.
James Baker: Now the next person I am going to introduce. I've also had the pleasure of teaching her how to wrestle. In fact, she is my very first student. In her two years in this business, she's accomplished a lot. She's been a Broadcast Champion, a Brawl Champion and a multiple time Tag Team Champion. But one championship that has eluded her has been the World Championship. And don't get it twisted, this is no nepotism act. If it was, my name would be Rob Osbourne, or Nick Taylor.
The crowd laughs and James continues on.
James Baker: But this woman is one of the top wrestlers in the world today, and I'm very proud and honored to say that I am her husband. Give it up for "The Lethal Latina"... DANIELLE LOPEZ!!!
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits the arena and Danielle Lopez walks out to a thunderous ovation from the crowd, wearing a Black Rose Mafia t-shirt over her wrestling attire and her half of the PWW Womens Tag Team Championship draped on her shoulder. She walks down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans reaching over the guardrail. She slides in the ring. She hugs Damon and James and shakes hands with Mariano before grabbing a mic and standing beside them.
James Baker: And last, but definitely not least. The final competitor named in this match. He quickly rose up the ranks as a World Champion for some promotion that really isn't worth a shit. But this guy is one of the only ones from that place that can work a decent match. He got a great match out of some of their crappiest wrestlers. And I'm impressed by his abilities to be honest. Without wasting anymore time, the final competitor in the four way World title match on the fifth episode of Resurrection... SYN!!!
"Duality" by Slipknot hits and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction. Syn walks out with the WKF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist while wearing a red tuxedo suit and the Hannibal Lecter mask over his face. He decides to walk down the aisle, not acknowledging the fans at ringside. He steps on the steps and gets in the ring by stepping in-between the ropes. He grabs a microphone and takes his position, away from Mariano, Damon and Danielle. The music dies off and James speaks again.
James Baker: Glad to know you four are out here. It's no secret you are the four best wrestlers in this business today. So I'm going to step back and let you four state your opinions if you choose to do so.
James steps away and Damon is the first to speak.
Damon Warrens: First things first. Thank you James for my first ever opportunity at a World Championship. I appreciate that from the bottom of my heart, and it goes to show that you have always known talent. From training Nathan and I, to this very moment. Words still cannot describe my appreciation. Anyways, while this is my first shot at the big one. I want to make it very clear. I'm not going to let this slip away from my grasp. It's been my dream to be a World Champion, and I'd make history with it too. Being the first openly gay wrestler to be World Champion? That's music to my fucking ears. And it makes me hungrier to achieve that goal.
I know I have tough competition in this match. I faced Mariano in the greatest PCW Brawl Championship match of all time, and the shit I took and dished out still hurts the hell out of my spine to this very day, but we delivered a five star match for the people worldwide. One that I won, but it was worth it if I say so myself. I've gotten to know Danielle Lopez from her and James being next door neighbors to me and Nathan. She is one of my best friends in this industry, and I know what she's capable of. She's kicked so much ass in this ring over her two years in the business and matching up against her for the very first time. Well... it's definitely an honor. I'll say that for sure and I know she feels the same way I do.
As for Syn. Well personally I could care less about you. You're supposed to be some kind of psychotic joker like person who's manipulative, when all I see is something that falls just short of that. You might be good in the ring, and that's a bit of a stretch. Knowing what shithole you came from, but here. You're facing the big dogs. You might be undefeated for now, but I can't say that you will after tonight ends. And I know why. But I will leave you with this. Not only will you NOT walk out as the World Champion, but for what you did to me after a historical match at Sunday Night Knockout episode six. Let's just say that payback IS a mother fucker.
Damon steps back and now, Mariano Fernandez walks up, ready to speak.
Mariano Fernandez: I have to say. Damon, I appreciate the kind words. I really do. Our Brawl Championship match is one of the reasons why I decided to step away for a while because I suffered a few injuries from that match. Not just from you, but from Sickboy attacking me from behind. The fact that we get to face off again is going to be fun. And it's also going to be fun facing off against Danielle Lopez. I know what you're capable of. You were taught by one of the best and what you've done in the two years you've been wrestling have been remarkable. We have the same amount of experience and we both are upper echelon competitors. I'm sure the crowd agrees with me on that statement.
The crowd cheers. Mariano nods and continues on.
Mariano Fernandez: As for you, Syn. I hate WKF just like everybody else here does. I'm not going to lambast you for being there because it's your choice on what you want to do with your career. But tonight, you're facing me. Not to toot my own horn, but I am your toughest match up to date. In my two years, I have matched up against some of the biggest names in this industry. From Sickboy, to Magnus Thunder, to Brian Adams, to Keith Daniels, to Leon Lonewolf, and to James Baker himself. That's a BIG TIME list of names I have encountered, and I've beaten most of them. Of course that's not saying that you don't have a chance. Anybody can be beaten on any given day, but I do plan on going for the win. That I can tell you with a straight face.
Mariano pauses for a bit, but continues.
Mariano Fernandez: Now getting this championship match. It's an honor. I've already been a World Champion when I defeated that joke Gary Scarletti and helped PCW get rid of the cancer and avenged the bullshit they did to the CWF. That is my proudest moment in professional wrestling career. But I also definitely appreciate getting a shot at a championship that has been held by the James Baker's of the world. And I will do my best to do what I can and hopefully walk out with the title. I do wish all of my opponents the best of luck.
Mariano backs away, and now. Danielle Lopez begins to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Receiving this opportunity for the World Championship means everything to me. I've worked for this moment for the past two years now. All the hard work is finally paying off and I'm thankful for everything up to this point. It's going to be an honor to face both Mariano and Damon. Two people I have known for quite sometime now. The former being from the CWF days and the latter being my neighbor and shopping buddy.
Danielle smiles and continues on.
Danielle Lopez: You two are great in-ring competitors and I love nothing more than to tear the house down with you both. As for Syn, I don't know you that well. Other than targeting my fellow Black Rose Mafia members, as well as working with that bitch Morgan Simmons. But I hope you bring your A game as well. I don't have much to say about the match at the moment, other than good luck to the three of you come Resurrection episode five.
Danielle stops speaking, and now it's Syn's turn to speak. Syn looks at all three of them with a smirk on his face. He looks at the crowd and back at them before speaking.
Syn: I look at you three and I don't know what to think of this little campy situation. You all seem a little "happy" getting this honor. Like it's a damn priviledge. And one of you has already been a World Champion. It's seems you're all complacent or something. I too have been a World Champion and although the company that I held the title in is no longer in existence. I do plan on being the champion again. Winning it the first time was awesome, but doing it again? It damn sure will be priceless. Unlike you three who profess respect for one another. I'm going to tell you that I personally don't care what I have to do to get back to the top of the mountain. All I know is that I will be the World Champion whether you three or any of these people like it or not.
Syn stops speaking, and James Baker walks back in the picture.
James Baker: Well, we've gotten words from all four contestants in this match. I'm happy to say that you all got your feelings out in the open. All professional wrestlers should do this. And I wish you four the best of luck come Resurrection five. And may the best competitor be crowned the ECCW World Champion.
"Worldwide Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits and James Baker leaves with the championship on his shoulder. Mariano, Danielle and Damon all discuss with each other and look at Syn, who stands there with a smirk on his face. Mariano, Damon and Danielle pose for the crowd as Resurrection goes to a break.
Alice Humes Kennedy vs Dick Taylor
Tommy Richardson: The following contest is a no Disqualification match! Introducing first!
"Not Again" by Staind hits and Draven comes out and stands in front of the curtain he flaunting he arms and then she comes out and slides under his legs and stands up and falls back into Draven's arms. He lifts her up and she walks down the ramp, grabbing her Tits and flaunting them to crowd.
Tommy Richardson: Making her way to the ring at this time. Being accompanied by Draven Logan Kennedy! From Los Angeles, California. She is a member of the Ohio State Wrecking Crew... ALICE HUMES KENNEDY!!!
She stops at the bottom of the ramp and Draven grabs her arms and lifts her up onto the ring she climbs underneath the middle rope and stands on top of the turnbuckle grabbing her tits even more flaunting she steps down and waits for the her next victim.
Tommy Richardson: And her opponent - Ah fuck this shit! Just bring the dickhead out here already.
Dick Taylor is shoved out from behind the curtain and the Philadelphia crowd is giving a really heated reception towards Dick. Dick Taylor walks down the ramp, and the boos are getting louder with each walk. Dick gets pelted with food, drinks and objects. Dick looks like he's going to cry, but slides in the ring. He sees Draven and Alice, and immediately cowers in the corner. The referee immediately rings the bell, not feeling sorry for Dick Taylor one bit.
*DING! DING! DING!*
DC: Bell rings and the match is under way Dick and Alice lock up, and Alice quickly in response kicks Dick Taylor in the knees.
J.T. Banks: That’s a smart move right there.
DC: Your not kidding taking out a limb is a great start.
Alice quickly drop kicks Dick in face and applies an arm bar leaning back applying a lot of pressure on that shoulder.
DC: I think I see what Alice is doing here taking him apart piece by piece
J.T. Banks: Look, Dick is about to tap out. Alice quickly rolls to the outside of the ring and starts waving her hands as like a signal.
The song War is the answer by five finger death punch hits the pa and from the behind the curtain Remi, Logan Tamara and Alice’s husband Draven Logan Kennedy comes out holding weapons.
J.T. Banks: OH shit it looks like business is about to pick up here folks.
DC: Just listen to the crowd there going nuts
J.T. Banks: Yes they are indeed this is the first time in almost 4 months that Dawn of the New age has been into the wrestling ring as a whole.
As Dawn of the new age comes down to the ring there Raising there arms getting the fans to get even louder. Tamara is the first one in the ring she takes the brass knuckles and punches Dick right in the mouth laying him out cold on the mat.
J.T. Banks: I hope he has dental insurance cause that sounded like a few of his teeth got knocked out with that punch.
OMG Logan is the next one in the ring with a folding chair in his hand Tamara lifts up Dick and is holding him in place as Logan plants the chair into dicks bread basket. Tamara lets go and Logan swings the chair and with a loud thud across dicks head down he goes again.
DC: DNA is tearing into Dick
J.T. Banks: Yes they are from what I understand from a backstage interview he has said that women doesn’t belong in the ring with the men.
DC: That sounds like a sexist pig to me so I think its time for him to learn the lesson some girls are just better then the men period.
J.T. Banks: Okay back to the ring. Remi jumps off the turnbuckle and delivers a heel kick knocking dick on to ground in front of Draven logan kennedy
Draven with a sick smile on his face picks dick up and delivers a huge spine buster into the post on the outside of the ring. Sending the fans into a loud cheer.
DC: This has been nothing short of domination and on another note I hear Dick was to afraid to step in the ring with Draven so now I suppose he really doesn’t even have a choice or so in that matter.
J.T. Banks: Dick is on the ground in front of screaming like a bitch Draven grabs dick by his cheeks and yells fuck you and punches him in his mouth
DC: Dick is in some pain now Alice gets on top of the turn buckle corkscrew moonsault perfect landing Alice wants Draven and Remi to Hold him up
J.T. Banks: Dick is like a lump of coal in there. Alice whispers something into Tamara ears and they run to the other side of Dick.
DC: This cant be good at all that smile is more then likely spelling doom for sure
J.T. Banks: I hope this isn’t going where I think it is
Tamara takes off running and kicks Dick Right in the pussy! The crowd breaks out in laughter as huge look of pain rides across the face of dick. Alice with a huge smile on her face runs up and punts him in the pussy two pussy shots back to back son of a that’s going to leave a mark. Draven and Remi let go of Dick and throw him into the ring to Logan who is waiting for him. Logan suplex’s Dick and hits a huge leg drop across his throat. Logan throws his hand up in the air and picks Dick up and irish whips him into the corner. Logan takes Dicks legs and ties his legs across the bottom rope. Logan grabs him self mocking dick and runs up and Kicks him in the pussy.
DC: Um I think its safe to say, I don’t think Dick Taylor will ever be able to have kids again.
J.T. Banks: Well he did just take 3 shots to the pussy so I highly doubt it.
DC: Draven and Remi get in the ring and they go to the other side and run at Dick and he just took to more shoots to the pussy. Dawn of the new age is making sure that the world will never be plagued by his stupid off springs.
Draven and logan then slide out underneath the ring and they start grabbing kids out of the audiences and all the kids take a running dive at Dick Taylor and kick him in the pussy while Draven and Logan are holding his legs down. Alice Tamara and Remi are taking turns demonstrating how to punt Dick in the pussy. One after the other the kids take turns kicking dick in the pussy after 15 more shots to the pussy Draven and Logan let go nick is passed out from the pain. Draven and Logan slide into the ring Logan Chokeslams dick to the mat. Remi picks him up and hits him with the gambit Tamara picks up dick and hits dick with the famasser. Draven picks up Dick and lifts him up and Alice Grabs him by the neck and hits him with a 3d Alice signals for DNA to go back to the locker room.
DC: Alice grabs a hand full of hair and lifts up dick to his feet she flips him off and nails him with the death note.
J.T. Banks: Alice puts her foot on Dicks face and goes for the pin
1..2..3
*DING! DING! DING!*
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the match... ALICE HUMES KENNEDY!!!
Alice with a huge smile on her face starts laughing and giving the fans high fives on her way to the backstage area.
DC: Alice Humes Kennedy with a rather convincing win.
J.T. Banks: That was a total squash. I'm surprised it didn't end sooner.
Suddenly, "Worldwide Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits the arena and James Baker comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He has a microphone in hand and wastes no time in speaking.
James Baker: I know, I know. You guys have already seen me out here, but this is widely important. Although Dick Taylor did get the shit beaten out of "him" just now. I don't feel it's enough to justify what he has done. So we're gonna do a little somethin' somethin' called the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet Match. It's obvious you guys have watched either YCW or PCW, so you know how it's done on Step Up.
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: Well, we're going to do it exactly like that. Anybody and everybody can contribute to beating the ever loving shit out of Dick Taylor. So with that said. Please, bring out the first contestant to beat the shit out of that mother fucking pussy. We doin' this right.
"Death B4 Dishonor" by Young Jeezy hits and the crowd POPS huge. Israel Steele, along with his fiancee Kelly appear on top of the ramp. Israel shakes hands and hugs his former Da Xtreme Dynasty teammate. Israel and Kelly walk down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans before entering the ring via underneath the bottom rope.
DC: This could be very bad for Dick.
J.T. Banks: It already is, but with my homie Israel Steele out here. It's more destructive. This man is a FUCKING beast.
Israel and Kelly look at DNA. Draven, Remi and Logan nod their heads and exit the ring, letting Izzy and Kelly be in there alone with Dick Taylor. Israel gets Dick up and holds him in a Full Nelson position. Kelly has a running start... and kicks Dick in the pussy with her foot. A smile comes across both Israel and Kelly's face. Kelly kicks Dick in the pussy again... and again... and again... and again, causing Dick to fall down. Kelly responds by slapping the shit out of Dick's face. Even laughing at the pain.
DC: Kelly Steele is taking charge in this one.
J.T. Banks: No shit! This is highly entertaining though. FUCK DICK TAYLOR!!!
Israel now gets Dick up to his feet. Israel rocks Dick with a series of blows to the face. Dick can barely stand to his feet. Israel kicks Dick in the pussy himself and grabs him by the throat... DEATH DROP!!! Israel Steele with the Death Drop to Dick Taylor. Izzy is clearly not satisfied and he gets Dick back up. Israel places Dick in position once more and goes for it... TOTALLY FUCKED UP!!! Israel just planted Dick Taylor down with a devastating Package Piledriver. Kelly and Israel each plant a foot on Dick as the referee goes down to count the fall...
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the first leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... ISRAEL AND KELLY STEELE!!!
"Death B4 Dishonor" by Young Jeezy hits once more and Kelly and Israel celebrate to the crowd's adolation. The camera pans back to James Baker who has a smirk on his face.
James Baker: Dick Taylor, you thought you were getting off that easy? Think again, slap nuts. You're going to be in a world of hurt once this bitch is over. In fact, the next set of people to kick your ass is a group of females who don't take too kindly to your sexist views on life. You may know them as one of the premier groups in Premium Womens Wrestling. Without further adeu. Please give it up for... THE BLACK ROSE MAFIA!!!
"Brooklyn V2" by Jim Johnston hits and Talia Skye, Danielle Lopez, Desiree Miles and Alexis Landry appear on the ramp to a huge pop from the crowd.
DC: Now it's the Mafia gettin' themselves some.
J.T. Banks: My damn! Talia got it going on tonight. Of course, she's beautiful every day of the week.
DC: We have an ass kicking going on... and all you can think about is your girlfriend?
J.T. Banks: At least I'm not calling my palm as my woman... unlike your sorry ass excuse of a human being.
Talia, Danielle, Desiree and Alexis walk down the ramp, smirking the entire way. The five of them slide in the ring. They all surround Dick Taylor as "he" is about to get up. Upon getting up, Dick realizes the danger situation "he" is in. All five ladies attack Dick at the same time, enforcing some extreme amounts of aggression towards him. Talia Skye is the first to exhibit some violence towards Dick as she hits him with a forearm shot to the face. She follows up by hitting Dick with a Running STO!
J.T. Banks: See that, Drew? THAT is what this situation is all about.
DC: Dick Taylor is getting killed in there. Just absolute carnage.
J.T. Banks: You can't say the fuckball didn't have it coming.
Talia grabs her signature mirror and raises Dick Taylor to his knees. Talia raises her mirror and aims it towards Dick's head... SMASH!!! Talia just smashed Dick in the head with her signature mirror, with it breaking into pieces. Dick is all bloodied up now. Alexis grabs her bottle of hairspray and sprays it in the eyes of the fallen Dick Taylor before getting him up and placing him in position...
DC: THE BITCH SPIKE!!! Alexis Landry with the Bitch Spike to Dick Taylor.
J.T. Banks: So who's next of the Mafia to kick some mother fuckin' ass?
Danielle Lopez and Desiree Miles each pick Dick up and start laying into him. Each throw punches towards him and are not letting up one bit. Both back away from Dick, until Danielle raises her foot up... POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE!!! Dick is out on his feet and Desiree places him in position before dropping down... FLORIDA'S FINEST!!! Danielle and Desiree drop Dick Taylor down to the mat with their finishing moves. Now Talia comes back into the equation and climbs the top rope. Once Danielle and Desiree get him to his hands and knees, Talia dives off towards Dick... CLEAR SKYES!!! Talia places her heel on Dick as the referee counts the fall...
1...2...3!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the second leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... The PWW WOMENS CHAMPION... TALIA SKYE!!!
After the pin, the four Black Rose Mafia members however are not satisfied. Danielle and Desiree each hold Dick down by his arms while Alexis helps spread his legs apart. Talia looks around and a devilish smile forms across her face. Talia gets a running start... and nails Dick right in the vagina with a punt kick. Talia now goes to spread Dick's legs as Alexis is the one who's going for a kick. She raises her arm in the air and flips Dick Taylor off before running towards him... and punting him in the vagina. Alexis places her foot on Dick as the referee counts the fall...
1...2...3!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the third leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... "THE QUEEN BITCH"... ALEXIS LANDRY!!!
Soon after, both Desiree and Danielle place their foot on Dick Taylor's broken down body for the pin attempt.
1...2...3!
Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the fourth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet Match... The PWW WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE XTREMELY LETHAL LADIES!!!
"Brooklyn V2" by Jim Johnston plays and the Black Rose Mafia celebrates in the ring. They go to the outside of the ring and talk to Israel Steele and Kelly. Once the music dies down again, James Baker speaks on the mic.
James Baker: That was a great display. Having Black Rose Mafia members kick the ever loving shit out of Dick, but there's definitely more to come. I'm gonna lay this straight to ya because I like to make my point very clear without sugarcoating a mother fucking thing. Dick, I detest you as a human being. Your homophobic views disgust me. While I might have used a few offensive sayings myself back in the day, I am and always will be of the opinion that all gay and lesbian couples should get the same rights as heterosexual couples. They're just as much human as we are. They are normal and in my opinion. I find them to be some of the coolest set of friends I've ever met. Guys like Damon and Nathan Warrens are examples of how good people they are and yet, it's people like you and the media retards who bash them repeatedly for their sexual orientations. It's fucking bullshit and I think it shall be put to a total stop.
Onto another point, and I'm sure you know of this one very well if I'm not mistaken. Your sexist views equally disgust me because women have proven they can be very successful as either Lawyers, Doctors, Cops, Soldiers, and even wrestlers. Hell, three of the most talented female wrestlers in the business today are better than the majority of males. It's a fact, and yet people like you didn't want them to show just how better they are than ninety-eight percent of the WKF roster because it apparently would "tarnish" them. I find that complete bullshit, Dick. Just look at PCW's matches. The male's have done just fine after getting beaten by a Danielle Lopez, Heather Monroe or a Talia Skye. In fact, all around the world. Women have proven to be just as, if not more competent than their male counterparts and women do get the victory over the man, and there's never any harm done to the guy's credibility. That is a fact I can definitely back up because my credibility is alive and well after getting beaten by Heather Monroe on two occasions. So come back to me when you're ready to present more bullshit on that front... because I'll be ready for you.
But to the point. Not only has women kicked your ass so far, but so will children. That's right, CHILDREN!!! It's no secret that I am a father, and my son has appeared on wrestling shows before. Three editions of YCW and PCW's Step Up program. And tonight on the return of ECCW. This special child of mine will be making another cameo appearance. Izzy, bring my son to the ring so he can kick the living shit out of Dick Taylor.
Israel Steele picks up James Baker's son Trey, who is dressed almost exactly like his dad. Israel helps Trey in the ring and the two of them talk to each other. Dick Taylor slowly gets back up and Israel runs up towards him... BICYCLE KICK!!! And Dick Taylor is down again. J.T. Banks gets up from his seat at the announce table, and slides in the ring and helps Izzy lift Dick up off of the canvas and stand him up right. Danielle Lopez now slides in the ring and whispers in Trey's ear. Trey has a look of glee on his face, and gets a running start and mule kicks Dick Taylor right between the legs. Instead of the cry of pain that would be expected from a high impact pussy shot, Dick falls back and J.T. grabs him, places him up and drops him down... NEW YORK STATE OF MIND!!! J.T. Banks drops Dick Taylor down with a huge Brainbuster DDT! J.T. allows Trey to place his foot on Dick's body as the referee goes to count the fall...
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the fifth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet Match... "THE CROWN PRINCE OF XTREME"... TREY BAKER!!!
After Trey exits the ring. "We Don't Care" by Kanye West hits and immediately, Kilo Pérez steps out from behind the curtain to a surprisingly huge pop from the crowd. But he's not alone, as Christina Pérez and Ivette Hernandez are flanked beside him and they get a mixed reaction at best. The three of them stand on the tiny little ramp and Kilo has a microphone in his hand. He begins to speak as the crowd's cheers start to die down for the ECCW alumnus.
Kilo Pérez: I think you all know why I'm out here. And no, it's not just because this is an ECCW event, a company where I made my name and won my first and only championship... the Light Heavyweight Championship where I defeated the great C-Low to win it.
The crowd actually cheers Kilo's statements, an occurance that has not happened in almost six years. Kilo smirks before continuing.
Kilo Pérez: Oh no. You see, while James Baker and myself have our differences with one another. He did offer me a shot to participate in beating the hell out of that dickhead in the ring. Normally I would have told him told to take his offer and go fuck himself, but this is more about principal than anything else. When I was told that the person getting his ass beaten made fun of homosexuals and slandered us until there was no tomorrow. Well... I took James up on the offer and I even brought two friends with me because I want that son of a bitch in the ring to suffer and suffer badly.
Kilo starts pulling at his hair and he gets angrier by the second. Kilo then continues on with the latest of his signature rants.
Kilo Pérez: You all know I am homosexual and I don't take too kind to getting bashed for what I prefer sexual wise. Everybody has heard my rants against homophobes and the media in general because they make us homosexuals seem like monsters. Well we are NOT monsters. We are normal human beings. And Dick Taylor. I'm going to kick your fucking ass right fucking now.
Kilo drops the microphone on the stage and he along with Christina and Ivette walk to the ring with a purpose on their face. Kilo looks under the ring and hands Christina and Ivette a steel chair a piece. Kilo looks under the ring and grabs not only a table, but a ladder as well. All three of them slide in the ring, with weapons in tow. Kilo gets Dick up and holds him in position. Christina runs up and kicks Dick in the area. Ivette follows up and also hits Dick in the groin area.
The Glamorous/Vicious Combination are not done yet. Christina and Ivette pick up their chairs and smack them on the ground while they wait for Dick to get up. Dick slowly makes it up and Christina and Ivette waste no time and smash Dick Taylor in the head with a con chair to. More blood comes out of Dick's head and he falls to the ground. The table is set up and Christina and Ivette bring him onto the table. Once they do that. They place one of the steel chairs around Dick's neck. Kilo Perez has made it to the rop of the ladder. He's all the way up and looks at the cheering crowd surrounding the Asylum Arena. Kilo dives off and hits Dick with a 450 Splash onto the steel chair that has Dick's head inside, and the table immediately breaks. Kilo gets back to his feet, holding his ribs. Christina and Ivette place their foot on Dick for the fall.
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Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the sixth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... THE GLAMOROUS/VICIOUS COMBINATION!!!
They are not finished yet as Kilo grabs the other chair and places it dead center in the ring. Kilo is not hesitating for one second as he gets Dick up to a vertical base. Kilo spits on Dick before jumping up and hitting him with a Jumping Complete Shot called Killing Them Softly. Kilo however is not done as he grabs Dick and locks him in an Arm-trap crossface called "Night night, bitch". The referee quickly grabs Dicks arm and drops it down for the first time. He grabs it again and it drops faster. He grabs it a third time and Dick is out like a light. Giving Kilo a submission gauntlet victory.
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the seventh leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match by submission... "THE ARROGANT MEXICAN"... KILO PEREZ!!!
Kilo, Christina and Ivette roll out of the ring, with Kilo slapping hands with the crowd. As they stands around ringside. "Du Hast" by Rammstein hits and the crowd goes to a mixed reaction. Morgan Simmons walks out, wearing a pair of tight blue jeans and a Toxic t-shirt with her LPW Womens Championship belt on her shoulder. She sees some of the fans cheering for her and doesn't pay any mind to them. Morgan grabs a microphone, steps on the steps and gets in the ring via the bottom rope. She stands in the middle of the ring and begins to speak.
Morgan Simmons: Wow! An ECCW event! First time in five and a half years.
The crowd still isn't sure how to react to one of the ECCW originals, mainly because of Morgan only being there for two years.
Morgan Simmons: Most of your Philadelphia morons know I am an ECCW original. I was here when the company started. I won the company's Womens Championship on two occasions and carried Ashley Rose's bloated ass to great matches.
The crowd now starts the booing towards Morgan. Morgan gets really frustrated and starts shouting.
Morgan Simmons: Oh you people shut the hell up. You are all of no importance anyways. I'm here simply because PWW is holding Eve of Destruction in his shit hole in eleven days, where I will beat the shit out of that skank Talia Skye to win the PWW Womens Championship.
The crowd boos even louder and chants "Shut the fuck up" at Morgan.
Morgan Simmons (ignoring the crowd's chants): I hear there is a beat down of a certain sexist mother fucker that's laid out in the ring. I might as well participate and send more messages towards Talia. Because I am not a woman you should fuck with. Let's get this shit over with.
Morgan Simmons gets Dick Taylor up to his feet and leaves him standing there. Morgan picks up her championship belt and smirks at Dick before swinging it forward... BAM!!! Right in the skull Morgan connected that championship with.
DC: Jamie Synn... I mean Morgan Simmons, just cracked the shit out of Dick with that championship belt. She doesn't seem fatigued after having a classic bout with Ashley Rose on the sixth episode of PWW's Sunday Night Knockout a few days ago.
Morgan goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair. She slides back into the ring and waits for Dick to get up. Dick unwisely gets to his feet and Morgan immediately swings the chair, aiming for his head... THWACK!!! Morgan just crushed Dick Taylor with the chair and she immediately lays it down in the ring. Dick is now out on his feet and Morgan picks him up, places him in position and hits it...
DC: SYNN-FULL RIDE TO HELL! Morgan Simmons just laid Dick Taylor out with that wicked Brainbuster on the steel chair.
Morgan looks down at Dick and a psychotic smile comes across her face. Morgan spits on Dick's unconscious body as she places a boot on him for the cover...
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*DING! DING! DING!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the eighth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match by submission... MORGAN SIMMONS!!!
Morgan Simmons looks down at Dick with disdain on her face before stepping out of the ring and walking up the ramp, trash talking the crowd in the process. Once she's gone, "Psychosocial" by Slipknot hits and out comes Bull Connor and Ape Simmons, who have their manager Jimmy Gambino along with them. The three of them walk to the ring with a purpose and slide in the ring, all surrounding Dick.
DC: Uh-oh. This is going to be extra painful for Dick Taylor.
Dick finally gets to his feet. His face is a bloody mess, and his right eye is swelled shut. Bull whips Dick Taylor toward Ape, and Ape catches Dick with a clothsline!. Then Ape picks Dick up to his feet and whips him toward Bull, and Bull catches Dick with a clothsline! Bull picks Dick up to his feet and whips him into the corner, and Bull and Ape connect with the Animal Rampage to Dick Taylor!. Bull and Ape then pick Dick up to his feet and hold him up and Jimmy Gambino slaps Dick in the face. Bull and Ape place their foot on Dick for the cover.
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Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the ninth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... THE BULL AND APE ALLIANCE!!!
The lights go out for a few seconds and come back on and Ryan ''the Reaper'' Robinson is in the ring along with his girlfriend Bella Brooks and he has his signiture golf club in hand starring down Dick Taylor. Dick trips and falls on his ass, and Reaper offers his hand much to the suprise of Dick Taylor.
DC: Is Reaper actually serious? Don't tell me this is what I think it is.
Dick starts laughing and accepts Reaper's hand, and Reaper pulls Dick up to his feet. Reaper begins laughing twistedly and Dick laughs along with him. Reaper turns to walk away but quickly turns right back around and nails Dick right between the eyes so hard that Dick turns around and falls on his stomach!.
DC: GOOD GAWD!!! HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY EYES AFTER THAT BRUTAL SHOT!!!
While Dick is down, Reaper whacks him in the back of the head ten times with his golf club!. Reaper then drops the golf club and picks Dick up to his feet and holds him up and Bella slaps Dick in the face three times before kicking him right between the leg!. Then Reaper turns Dick around and connects with the reaping death drop!. Then locks in the sharpshooter version of the lock of death on Nick Taylor!.
DC: Dick Taylor quickly taps out ladies and gentlemen. This one is over.
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the tenth and final leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... RYAN "THE REAPER" ROBINSON!!!
"The Dark Side" by Jim Johnston hits and The Reaper looks down at the carnage laid upon Dick Taylor and smiles widely. He mouths off a few works before the lights go out.
DC: What the hell is going on?
The lights come back on, and The Reaper is gone, along with Bella Brooks.
DC: This is some creepy shit. Almost super-natural abilities. But we gotta take a break. We'll be back with our free LW match.
Elite Class Championship Wrestling Presents - Resurrection I: Rising from the Ashes
Live From: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Asylum Arena
Live From: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Asylum Arena
A video package plays chronicoling all the great moments that happened in ECCW's first stint. Moments from legends such as Phillip Mustang, C-Low and James Baker, as well as prominent players like Sean Jamison, Alex Brand, the Ortiz Family Mafia and Da Xtreme Dynasty play on the videotron. The video ends and the camera's fade into the Asylum Arena. The fans are red hot for the return of Elite Class Championship Wrestling. We see shots of former ECCW stars C-Low, Phillip Mustang, Alex Brand, Ashley Rose and others sitting in the audience. Drew Carr and J.T. Banks run down the card discussing the match ups and what they think this rebirth of the company they know and love will do for not just the wrestlers, but for the fans as well.
Once Drew and J.T. get done with running down the first ECCW card in five years. "Worldwide Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits the arena and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction, due to it being in Philadelpia of course. James Baker walks out wearing a long black t-shirt, his signature platinum studded chain around his neck, long baggy black shorts and black Tony Hawk skate shoes. He has the ECCW World Championship belt on his shoulder, the same title he held seven times before. He walks down the aisle with his signature smirk on his face. He walks up the steps and steps in-between the ropes to get in the ring. He grabs a microphone from the stage hand and walks to the middle of the ring. Once his music dies down, he begins to speak.
James Baker: What's up everybody? Yes, we are in a sanctioned ECCW event. First time in five years and I feel good. In fact, I feel fan-fucking-tastic right now standing in front of all you people here tonight.
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: Normally Philadelphia and myself don't really get along due to what football team I support and my deep hatred for your Eagirls... I mean Eagles, but ECCW was brought here because I know you fans are passionate about violence and that's what you are going to get with this company. Some things will be the same way we did it back in the day, but we also will get fantastic wrestling with it. This isn't your grandfather's professional wrestling company. And it damn sure isn't run by douche bag's who only want to push their friends and family. Hell fucking no!
The crowd knows who James is talking about, and decides to boo a bit.
James Baker: Oh no. Because this here is ECC F'N W! The home of the great and the home of the brutality. And we are going to rise to the very top of this business. Same way as it did before, and same way PCW did. Now with that being said, one thing I do have to address... and that is the picture of the World Championship that's sitting on my shoulder.
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: I have held this very championship seven times in my career. I was the man in this company, but my time to be on top has passed me by and unlike certain people, I'm not going to crown myself World Champion because it's wrong and it's time to let the new breed get their chances to become stars. And in this situation, that's what is going to happen.
Since Terrell Ryder left me in charge for this show, I have taken the liberty to arrange four of the top in-ring competitors in this business today to face one another in a four way match for the championship on the fifth edition of Resurrection. The first competitor in this match is somebody I have had the pleasure of competing against. I've never beaten him, that is the absolute truth, but he damn sure is one of my toughest opponents. I have known him for two years now and he is indeed a stand up guy. Give it up for The White Knight himself... MARIANO FERNANDEZ!!!
"JAP" by Abingdon Boys School hits and the crowd pops huge for the appearance of Mariano Fernandez, who is in his wrestling attire. Mariano points to the audience and walks down the aisle. He slaps hands with a few fans before sliding in underneath the bottom rope. He gets into the ring and bows to the audience. He and James shake hands before Mariano takes his place in the ring with a mic in his hand. Once the music dies down, James speaks again.
James Baker: The second competitor in this match is another guy I know. In fact, I've had the pleasure of him and his husband enrolling in my wrestling school. I helped mold this guy into what he is today. He's a sadistic mother fucker just like myself. And he is a REAL NITEMARE!!! Give it up for DAMON WARRENS!!!
"Big Balls" by AC/DC hits and Damon Warrens appears to a huge pop from the crowd. He has a kendo stick in one hand and a can of pepsi in the other while wearing a "FUCK WTF WRESTLING" t-shirt over his baggy jeans. He starts smashing the pepsi can against his forehead, causing blood to seap out. Damon walks down the aisle with a smirk on his face. He steps on the steel steps and gets in-between the ropes to get in the ring. He slaps hands with his mentor and shakes hands with Mariano before grabbing a mic and standing in the ring.
James Baker: Now the next person I am going to introduce. I've also had the pleasure of teaching her how to wrestle. In fact, she is my very first student. In her two years in this business, she's accomplished a lot. She's been a Broadcast Champion, a Brawl Champion and a multiple time Tag Team Champion. But one championship that has eluded her has been the World Championship. And don't get it twisted, this is no nepotism act. If it was, my name would be Rob Osbourne, or Nick Taylor.
The crowd laughs and James continues on.
James Baker: But this woman is one of the top wrestlers in the world today, and I'm very proud and honored to say that I am her husband. Give it up for "The Lethal Latina"... DANIELLE LOPEZ!!!
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits the arena and Danielle Lopez walks out to a thunderous ovation from the crowd, wearing a Black Rose Mafia t-shirt over her wrestling attire and her half of the PWW Womens Tag Team Championship draped on her shoulder. She walks down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans reaching over the guardrail. She slides in the ring. She hugs Damon and James and shakes hands with Mariano before grabbing a mic and standing beside them.
James Baker: And last, but definitely not least. The final competitor named in this match. He quickly rose up the ranks as a World Champion for some promotion that really isn't worth a shit. But this guy is one of the only ones from that place that can work a decent match. He got a great match out of some of their crappiest wrestlers. And I'm impressed by his abilities to be honest. Without wasting anymore time, the final competitor in the four way World title match on the fifth episode of Resurrection... SYN!!!
"Duality" by Slipknot hits and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction. Syn walks out with the WKF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist while wearing a red tuxedo suit and the Hannibal Lecter mask over his face. He decides to walk down the aisle, not acknowledging the fans at ringside. He steps on the steps and gets in the ring by stepping in-between the ropes. He grabs a microphone and takes his position, away from Mariano, Damon and Danielle. The music dies off and James speaks again.
James Baker: Glad to know you four are out here. It's no secret you are the four best wrestlers in this business today. So I'm going to step back and let you four state your opinions if you choose to do so.
James steps away and Damon is the first to speak.
Damon Warrens: First things first. Thank you James for my first ever opportunity at a World Championship. I appreciate that from the bottom of my heart, and it goes to show that you have always known talent. From training Nathan and I, to this very moment. Words still cannot describe my appreciation. Anyways, while this is my first shot at the big one. I want to make it very clear. I'm not going to let this slip away from my grasp. It's been my dream to be a World Champion, and I'd make history with it too. Being the first openly gay wrestler to be World Champion? That's music to my fucking ears. And it makes me hungrier to achieve that goal.
I know I have tough competition in this match. I faced Mariano in the greatest PCW Brawl Championship match of all time, and the shit I took and dished out still hurts the hell out of my spine to this very day, but we delivered a five star match for the people worldwide. One that I won, but it was worth it if I say so myself. I've gotten to know Danielle Lopez from her and James being next door neighbors to me and Nathan. She is one of my best friends in this industry, and I know what she's capable of. She's kicked so much ass in this ring over her two years in the business and matching up against her for the very first time. Well... it's definitely an honor. I'll say that for sure and I know she feels the same way I do.
As for Syn. Well personally I could care less about you. You're supposed to be some kind of psychotic joker like person who's manipulative, when all I see is something that falls just short of that. You might be good in the ring, and that's a bit of a stretch. Knowing what shithole you came from, but here. You're facing the big dogs. You might be undefeated for now, but I can't say that you will after tonight ends. And I know why. But I will leave you with this. Not only will you NOT walk out as the World Champion, but for what you did to me after a historical match at Sunday Night Knockout episode six. Let's just say that payback IS a mother fucker.
Damon steps back and now, Mariano Fernandez walks up, ready to speak.
Mariano Fernandez: I have to say. Damon, I appreciate the kind words. I really do. Our Brawl Championship match is one of the reasons why I decided to step away for a while because I suffered a few injuries from that match. Not just from you, but from Sickboy attacking me from behind. The fact that we get to face off again is going to be fun. And it's also going to be fun facing off against Danielle Lopez. I know what you're capable of. You were taught by one of the best and what you've done in the two years you've been wrestling have been remarkable. We have the same amount of experience and we both are upper echelon competitors. I'm sure the crowd agrees with me on that statement.
The crowd cheers. Mariano nods and continues on.
Mariano Fernandez: As for you, Syn. I hate WKF just like everybody else here does. I'm not going to lambast you for being there because it's your choice on what you want to do with your career. But tonight, you're facing me. Not to toot my own horn, but I am your toughest match up to date. In my two years, I have matched up against some of the biggest names in this industry. From Sickboy, to Magnus Thunder, to Brian Adams, to Keith Daniels, to Leon Lonewolf, and to James Baker himself. That's a BIG TIME list of names I have encountered, and I've beaten most of them. Of course that's not saying that you don't have a chance. Anybody can be beaten on any given day, but I do plan on going for the win. That I can tell you with a straight face.
Mariano pauses for a bit, but continues.
Mariano Fernandez: Now getting this championship match. It's an honor. I've already been a World Champion when I defeated that joke Gary Scarletti and helped PCW get rid of the cancer and avenged the bullshit they did to the CWF. That is my proudest moment in professional wrestling career. But I also definitely appreciate getting a shot at a championship that has been held by the James Baker's of the world. And I will do my best to do what I can and hopefully walk out with the title. I do wish all of my opponents the best of luck.
Mariano backs away, and now. Danielle Lopez begins to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Receiving this opportunity for the World Championship means everything to me. I've worked for this moment for the past two years now. All the hard work is finally paying off and I'm thankful for everything up to this point. It's going to be an honor to face both Mariano and Damon. Two people I have known for quite sometime now. The former being from the CWF days and the latter being my neighbor and shopping buddy.
Danielle smiles and continues on.
Danielle Lopez: You two are great in-ring competitors and I love nothing more than to tear the house down with you both. As for Syn, I don't know you that well. Other than targeting my fellow Black Rose Mafia members, as well as working with that bitch Morgan Simmons. But I hope you bring your A game as well. I don't have much to say about the match at the moment, other than good luck to the three of you come Resurrection episode five.
Danielle stops speaking, and now it's Syn's turn to speak. Syn looks at all three of them with a smirk on his face. He looks at the crowd and back at them before speaking.
Syn: I look at you three and I don't know what to think of this little campy situation. You all seem a little "happy" getting this honor. Like it's a damn priviledge. And one of you has already been a World Champion. It's seems you're all complacent or something. I too have been a World Champion and although the company that I held the title in is no longer in existence. I do plan on being the champion again. Winning it the first time was awesome, but doing it again? It damn sure will be priceless. Unlike you three who profess respect for one another. I'm going to tell you that I personally don't care what I have to do to get back to the top of the mountain. All I know is that I will be the World Champion whether you three or any of these people like it or not.
Syn stops speaking, and James Baker walks back in the picture.
James Baker: Well, we've gotten words from all four contestants in this match. I'm happy to say that you all got your feelings out in the open. All professional wrestlers should do this. And I wish you four the best of luck come Resurrection five. And may the best competitor be crowned the ECCW World Champion.
"Worldwide Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits and James Baker leaves with the championship on his shoulder. Mariano, Danielle and Damon all discuss with each other and look at Syn, who stands there with a smirk on his face. Mariano, Damon and Danielle pose for the crowd as Resurrection goes to a break.
Alice Humes Kennedy vs Dick Taylor
Tommy Richardson: The following contest is a no Disqualification match! Introducing first!
"Not Again" by Staind hits and Draven comes out and stands in front of the curtain he flaunting he arms and then she comes out and slides under his legs and stands up and falls back into Draven's arms. He lifts her up and she walks down the ramp, grabbing her Tits and flaunting them to crowd.
Tommy Richardson: Making her way to the ring at this time. Being accompanied by Draven Logan Kennedy! From Los Angeles, California. She is a member of the Ohio State Wrecking Crew... ALICE HUMES KENNEDY!!!
She stops at the bottom of the ramp and Draven grabs her arms and lifts her up onto the ring she climbs underneath the middle rope and stands on top of the turnbuckle grabbing her tits even more flaunting she steps down and waits for the her next victim.
Tommy Richardson: And her opponent - Ah fuck this shit! Just bring the dickhead out here already.
Dick Taylor is shoved out from behind the curtain and the Philadelphia crowd is giving a really heated reception towards Dick. Dick Taylor walks down the ramp, and the boos are getting louder with each walk. Dick gets pelted with food, drinks and objects. Dick looks like he's going to cry, but slides in the ring. He sees Draven and Alice, and immediately cowers in the corner. The referee immediately rings the bell, not feeling sorry for Dick Taylor one bit.
*DING! DING! DING!*
DC: Bell rings and the match is under way Dick and Alice lock up, and Alice quickly in response kicks Dick Taylor in the knees.
J.T. Banks: That’s a smart move right there.
DC: Your not kidding taking out a limb is a great start.
Alice quickly drop kicks Dick in face and applies an arm bar leaning back applying a lot of pressure on that shoulder.
DC: I think I see what Alice is doing here taking him apart piece by piece
J.T. Banks: Look, Dick is about to tap out. Alice quickly rolls to the outside of the ring and starts waving her hands as like a signal.
The song War is the answer by five finger death punch hits the pa and from the behind the curtain Remi, Logan Tamara and Alice’s husband Draven Logan Kennedy comes out holding weapons.
J.T. Banks: OH shit it looks like business is about to pick up here folks.
DC: Just listen to the crowd there going nuts
J.T. Banks: Yes they are indeed this is the first time in almost 4 months that Dawn of the New age has been into the wrestling ring as a whole.
As Dawn of the new age comes down to the ring there Raising there arms getting the fans to get even louder. Tamara is the first one in the ring she takes the brass knuckles and punches Dick right in the mouth laying him out cold on the mat.
J.T. Banks: I hope he has dental insurance cause that sounded like a few of his teeth got knocked out with that punch.
OMG Logan is the next one in the ring with a folding chair in his hand Tamara lifts up Dick and is holding him in place as Logan plants the chair into dicks bread basket. Tamara lets go and Logan swings the chair and with a loud thud across dicks head down he goes again.
DC: DNA is tearing into Dick
J.T. Banks: Yes they are from what I understand from a backstage interview he has said that women doesn’t belong in the ring with the men.
DC: That sounds like a sexist pig to me so I think its time for him to learn the lesson some girls are just better then the men period.
J.T. Banks: Okay back to the ring. Remi jumps off the turnbuckle and delivers a heel kick knocking dick on to ground in front of Draven logan kennedy
Draven with a sick smile on his face picks dick up and delivers a huge spine buster into the post on the outside of the ring. Sending the fans into a loud cheer.
DC: This has been nothing short of domination and on another note I hear Dick was to afraid to step in the ring with Draven so now I suppose he really doesn’t even have a choice or so in that matter.
J.T. Banks: Dick is on the ground in front of screaming like a bitch Draven grabs dick by his cheeks and yells fuck you and punches him in his mouth
DC: Dick is in some pain now Alice gets on top of the turn buckle corkscrew moonsault perfect landing Alice wants Draven and Remi to Hold him up
J.T. Banks: Dick is like a lump of coal in there. Alice whispers something into Tamara ears and they run to the other side of Dick.
DC: This cant be good at all that smile is more then likely spelling doom for sure
J.T. Banks: I hope this isn’t going where I think it is
Tamara takes off running and kicks Dick Right in the pussy! The crowd breaks out in laughter as huge look of pain rides across the face of dick. Alice with a huge smile on her face runs up and punts him in the pussy two pussy shots back to back son of a that’s going to leave a mark. Draven and Remi let go of Dick and throw him into the ring to Logan who is waiting for him. Logan suplex’s Dick and hits a huge leg drop across his throat. Logan throws his hand up in the air and picks Dick up and irish whips him into the corner. Logan takes Dicks legs and ties his legs across the bottom rope. Logan grabs him self mocking dick and runs up and Kicks him in the pussy.
DC: Um I think its safe to say, I don’t think Dick Taylor will ever be able to have kids again.
J.T. Banks: Well he did just take 3 shots to the pussy so I highly doubt it.
DC: Draven and Remi get in the ring and they go to the other side and run at Dick and he just took to more shoots to the pussy. Dawn of the new age is making sure that the world will never be plagued by his stupid off springs.
Draven and logan then slide out underneath the ring and they start grabbing kids out of the audiences and all the kids take a running dive at Dick Taylor and kick him in the pussy while Draven and Logan are holding his legs down. Alice Tamara and Remi are taking turns demonstrating how to punt Dick in the pussy. One after the other the kids take turns kicking dick in the pussy after 15 more shots to the pussy Draven and Logan let go nick is passed out from the pain. Draven and Logan slide into the ring Logan Chokeslams dick to the mat. Remi picks him up and hits him with the gambit Tamara picks up dick and hits dick with the famasser. Draven picks up Dick and lifts him up and Alice Grabs him by the neck and hits him with a 3d Alice signals for DNA to go back to the locker room.
DC: Alice grabs a hand full of hair and lifts up dick to his feet she flips him off and nails him with the death note.
J.T. Banks: Alice puts her foot on Dicks face and goes for the pin
1..2..3
*DING! DING! DING!*
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the match... ALICE HUMES KENNEDY!!!
Alice with a huge smile on her face starts laughing and giving the fans high fives on her way to the backstage area.
DC: Alice Humes Kennedy with a rather convincing win.
J.T. Banks: That was a total squash. I'm surprised it didn't end sooner.
Suddenly, "Worldwide Choppers" by Tech N9ne hits the arena and James Baker comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He has a microphone in hand and wastes no time in speaking.
James Baker: I know, I know. You guys have already seen me out here, but this is widely important. Although Dick Taylor did get the shit beaten out of "him" just now. I don't feel it's enough to justify what he has done. So we're gonna do a little somethin' somethin' called the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet Match. It's obvious you guys have watched either YCW or PCW, so you know how it's done on Step Up.
The crowd cheers.
James Baker: Well, we're going to do it exactly like that. Anybody and everybody can contribute to beating the ever loving shit out of Dick Taylor. So with that said. Please, bring out the first contestant to beat the shit out of that mother fucking pussy. We doin' this right.
"Death B4 Dishonor" by Young Jeezy hits and the crowd POPS huge. Israel Steele, along with his fiancee Kelly appear on top of the ramp. Israel shakes hands and hugs his former Da Xtreme Dynasty teammate. Israel and Kelly walk down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans before entering the ring via underneath the bottom rope.
DC: This could be very bad for Dick.
J.T. Banks: It already is, but with my homie Israel Steele out here. It's more destructive. This man is a FUCKING beast.
Israel and Kelly look at DNA. Draven, Remi and Logan nod their heads and exit the ring, letting Izzy and Kelly be in there alone with Dick Taylor. Israel gets Dick up and holds him in a Full Nelson position. Kelly has a running start... and kicks Dick in the pussy with her foot. A smile comes across both Israel and Kelly's face. Kelly kicks Dick in the pussy again... and again... and again... and again, causing Dick to fall down. Kelly responds by slapping the shit out of Dick's face. Even laughing at the pain.
DC: Kelly Steele is taking charge in this one.
J.T. Banks: No shit! This is highly entertaining though. FUCK DICK TAYLOR!!!
Israel now gets Dick up to his feet. Israel rocks Dick with a series of blows to the face. Dick can barely stand to his feet. Israel kicks Dick in the pussy himself and grabs him by the throat... DEATH DROP!!! Israel Steele with the Death Drop to Dick Taylor. Izzy is clearly not satisfied and he gets Dick back up. Israel places Dick in position once more and goes for it... TOTALLY FUCKED UP!!! Israel just planted Dick Taylor down with a devastating Package Piledriver. Kelly and Israel each plant a foot on Dick as the referee goes down to count the fall...
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TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the first leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... ISRAEL AND KELLY STEELE!!!
"Death B4 Dishonor" by Young Jeezy hits once more and Kelly and Israel celebrate to the crowd's adolation. The camera pans back to James Baker who has a smirk on his face.
James Baker: Dick Taylor, you thought you were getting off that easy? Think again, slap nuts. You're going to be in a world of hurt once this bitch is over. In fact, the next set of people to kick your ass is a group of females who don't take too kindly to your sexist views on life. You may know them as one of the premier groups in Premium Womens Wrestling. Without further adeu. Please give it up for... THE BLACK ROSE MAFIA!!!
"Brooklyn V2" by Jim Johnston hits and Talia Skye, Danielle Lopez, Desiree Miles and Alexis Landry appear on the ramp to a huge pop from the crowd.
DC: Now it's the Mafia gettin' themselves some.
J.T. Banks: My damn! Talia got it going on tonight. Of course, she's beautiful every day of the week.
DC: We have an ass kicking going on... and all you can think about is your girlfriend?
J.T. Banks: At least I'm not calling my palm as my woman... unlike your sorry ass excuse of a human being.
Talia, Danielle, Desiree and Alexis walk down the ramp, smirking the entire way. The five of them slide in the ring. They all surround Dick Taylor as "he" is about to get up. Upon getting up, Dick realizes the danger situation "he" is in. All five ladies attack Dick at the same time, enforcing some extreme amounts of aggression towards him. Talia Skye is the first to exhibit some violence towards Dick as she hits him with a forearm shot to the face. She follows up by hitting Dick with a Running STO!
J.T. Banks: See that, Drew? THAT is what this situation is all about.
DC: Dick Taylor is getting killed in there. Just absolute carnage.
J.T. Banks: You can't say the fuckball didn't have it coming.
Talia grabs her signature mirror and raises Dick Taylor to his knees. Talia raises her mirror and aims it towards Dick's head... SMASH!!! Talia just smashed Dick in the head with her signature mirror, with it breaking into pieces. Dick is all bloodied up now. Alexis grabs her bottle of hairspray and sprays it in the eyes of the fallen Dick Taylor before getting him up and placing him in position...
DC: THE BITCH SPIKE!!! Alexis Landry with the Bitch Spike to Dick Taylor.
J.T. Banks: So who's next of the Mafia to kick some mother fuckin' ass?
Danielle Lopez and Desiree Miles each pick Dick up and start laying into him. Each throw punches towards him and are not letting up one bit. Both back away from Dick, until Danielle raises her foot up... POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE!!! Dick is out on his feet and Desiree places him in position before dropping down... FLORIDA'S FINEST!!! Danielle and Desiree drop Dick Taylor down to the mat with their finishing moves. Now Talia comes back into the equation and climbs the top rope. Once Danielle and Desiree get him to his hands and knees, Talia dives off towards Dick... CLEAR SKYES!!! Talia places her heel on Dick as the referee counts the fall...
1...2...3!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the second leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... The PWW WOMENS CHAMPION... TALIA SKYE!!!
After the pin, the four Black Rose Mafia members however are not satisfied. Danielle and Desiree each hold Dick down by his arms while Alexis helps spread his legs apart. Talia looks around and a devilish smile forms across her face. Talia gets a running start... and nails Dick right in the vagina with a punt kick. Talia now goes to spread Dick's legs as Alexis is the one who's going for a kick. She raises her arm in the air and flips Dick Taylor off before running towards him... and punting him in the vagina. Alexis places her foot on Dick as the referee counts the fall...
1...2...3!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the third leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... "THE QUEEN BITCH"... ALEXIS LANDRY!!!
Soon after, both Desiree and Danielle place their foot on Dick Taylor's broken down body for the pin attempt.
1...2...3!
Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the fourth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet Match... The PWW WOMENS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE XTREMELY LETHAL LADIES!!!
"Brooklyn V2" by Jim Johnston plays and the Black Rose Mafia celebrates in the ring. They go to the outside of the ring and talk to Israel Steele and Kelly. Once the music dies down again, James Baker speaks on the mic.
James Baker: That was a great display. Having Black Rose Mafia members kick the ever loving shit out of Dick, but there's definitely more to come. I'm gonna lay this straight to ya because I like to make my point very clear without sugarcoating a mother fucking thing. Dick, I detest you as a human being. Your homophobic views disgust me. While I might have used a few offensive sayings myself back in the day, I am and always will be of the opinion that all gay and lesbian couples should get the same rights as heterosexual couples. They're just as much human as we are. They are normal and in my opinion. I find them to be some of the coolest set of friends I've ever met. Guys like Damon and Nathan Warrens are examples of how good people they are and yet, it's people like you and the media retards who bash them repeatedly for their sexual orientations. It's fucking bullshit and I think it shall be put to a total stop.
Onto another point, and I'm sure you know of this one very well if I'm not mistaken. Your sexist views equally disgust me because women have proven they can be very successful as either Lawyers, Doctors, Cops, Soldiers, and even wrestlers. Hell, three of the most talented female wrestlers in the business today are better than the majority of males. It's a fact, and yet people like you didn't want them to show just how better they are than ninety-eight percent of the WKF roster because it apparently would "tarnish" them. I find that complete bullshit, Dick. Just look at PCW's matches. The male's have done just fine after getting beaten by a Danielle Lopez, Heather Monroe or a Talia Skye. In fact, all around the world. Women have proven to be just as, if not more competent than their male counterparts and women do get the victory over the man, and there's never any harm done to the guy's credibility. That is a fact I can definitely back up because my credibility is alive and well after getting beaten by Heather Monroe on two occasions. So come back to me when you're ready to present more bullshit on that front... because I'll be ready for you.
But to the point. Not only has women kicked your ass so far, but so will children. That's right, CHILDREN!!! It's no secret that I am a father, and my son has appeared on wrestling shows before. Three editions of YCW and PCW's Step Up program. And tonight on the return of ECCW. This special child of mine will be making another cameo appearance. Izzy, bring my son to the ring so he can kick the living shit out of Dick Taylor.
Israel Steele picks up James Baker's son Trey, who is dressed almost exactly like his dad. Israel helps Trey in the ring and the two of them talk to each other. Dick Taylor slowly gets back up and Israel runs up towards him... BICYCLE KICK!!! And Dick Taylor is down again. J.T. Banks gets up from his seat at the announce table, and slides in the ring and helps Izzy lift Dick up off of the canvas and stand him up right. Danielle Lopez now slides in the ring and whispers in Trey's ear. Trey has a look of glee on his face, and gets a running start and mule kicks Dick Taylor right between the legs. Instead of the cry of pain that would be expected from a high impact pussy shot, Dick falls back and J.T. grabs him, places him up and drops him down... NEW YORK STATE OF MIND!!! J.T. Banks drops Dick Taylor down with a huge Brainbuster DDT! J.T. allows Trey to place his foot on Dick's body as the referee goes to count the fall...
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THREE!!!!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the fifth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet Match... "THE CROWN PRINCE OF XTREME"... TREY BAKER!!!
After Trey exits the ring. "We Don't Care" by Kanye West hits and immediately, Kilo Pérez steps out from behind the curtain to a surprisingly huge pop from the crowd. But he's not alone, as Christina Pérez and Ivette Hernandez are flanked beside him and they get a mixed reaction at best. The three of them stand on the tiny little ramp and Kilo has a microphone in his hand. He begins to speak as the crowd's cheers start to die down for the ECCW alumnus.
Kilo Pérez: I think you all know why I'm out here. And no, it's not just because this is an ECCW event, a company where I made my name and won my first and only championship... the Light Heavyweight Championship where I defeated the great C-Low to win it.
The crowd actually cheers Kilo's statements, an occurance that has not happened in almost six years. Kilo smirks before continuing.
Kilo Pérez: Oh no. You see, while James Baker and myself have our differences with one another. He did offer me a shot to participate in beating the hell out of that dickhead in the ring. Normally I would have told him told to take his offer and go fuck himself, but this is more about principal than anything else. When I was told that the person getting his ass beaten made fun of homosexuals and slandered us until there was no tomorrow. Well... I took James up on the offer and I even brought two friends with me because I want that son of a bitch in the ring to suffer and suffer badly.
Kilo starts pulling at his hair and he gets angrier by the second. Kilo then continues on with the latest of his signature rants.
Kilo Pérez: You all know I am homosexual and I don't take too kind to getting bashed for what I prefer sexual wise. Everybody has heard my rants against homophobes and the media in general because they make us homosexuals seem like monsters. Well we are NOT monsters. We are normal human beings. And Dick Taylor. I'm going to kick your fucking ass right fucking now.
Kilo drops the microphone on the stage and he along with Christina and Ivette walk to the ring with a purpose on their face. Kilo looks under the ring and hands Christina and Ivette a steel chair a piece. Kilo looks under the ring and grabs not only a table, but a ladder as well. All three of them slide in the ring, with weapons in tow. Kilo gets Dick up and holds him in position. Christina runs up and kicks Dick in the area. Ivette follows up and also hits Dick in the groin area.
The Glamorous/Vicious Combination are not done yet. Christina and Ivette pick up their chairs and smack them on the ground while they wait for Dick to get up. Dick slowly makes it up and Christina and Ivette waste no time and smash Dick Taylor in the head with a con chair to. More blood comes out of Dick's head and he falls to the ground. The table is set up and Christina and Ivette bring him onto the table. Once they do that. They place one of the steel chairs around Dick's neck. Kilo Perez has made it to the rop of the ladder. He's all the way up and looks at the cheering crowd surrounding the Asylum Arena. Kilo dives off and hits Dick with a 450 Splash onto the steel chair that has Dick's head inside, and the table immediately breaks. Kilo gets back to his feet, holding his ribs. Christina and Ivette place their foot on Dick for the fall.
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Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the sixth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... THE GLAMOROUS/VICIOUS COMBINATION!!!
They are not finished yet as Kilo grabs the other chair and places it dead center in the ring. Kilo is not hesitating for one second as he gets Dick up to a vertical base. Kilo spits on Dick before jumping up and hitting him with a Jumping Complete Shot called Killing Them Softly. Kilo however is not done as he grabs Dick and locks him in an Arm-trap crossface called "Night night, bitch". The referee quickly grabs Dicks arm and drops it down for the first time. He grabs it again and it drops faster. He grabs it a third time and Dick is out like a light. Giving Kilo a submission gauntlet victory.
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the seventh leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match by submission... "THE ARROGANT MEXICAN"... KILO PEREZ!!!
Kilo, Christina and Ivette roll out of the ring, with Kilo slapping hands with the crowd. As they stands around ringside. "Du Hast" by Rammstein hits and the crowd goes to a mixed reaction. Morgan Simmons walks out, wearing a pair of tight blue jeans and a Toxic t-shirt with her LPW Womens Championship belt on her shoulder. She sees some of the fans cheering for her and doesn't pay any mind to them. Morgan grabs a microphone, steps on the steps and gets in the ring via the bottom rope. She stands in the middle of the ring and begins to speak.
Morgan Simmons: Wow! An ECCW event! First time in five and a half years.
The crowd still isn't sure how to react to one of the ECCW originals, mainly because of Morgan only being there for two years.
Morgan Simmons: Most of your Philadelphia morons know I am an ECCW original. I was here when the company started. I won the company's Womens Championship on two occasions and carried Ashley Rose's bloated ass to great matches.
The crowd now starts the booing towards Morgan. Morgan gets really frustrated and starts shouting.
Morgan Simmons: Oh you people shut the hell up. You are all of no importance anyways. I'm here simply because PWW is holding Eve of Destruction in his shit hole in eleven days, where I will beat the shit out of that skank Talia Skye to win the PWW Womens Championship.
The crowd boos even louder and chants "Shut the fuck up" at Morgan.
Morgan Simmons (ignoring the crowd's chants): I hear there is a beat down of a certain sexist mother fucker that's laid out in the ring. I might as well participate and send more messages towards Talia. Because I am not a woman you should fuck with. Let's get this shit over with.
Morgan Simmons gets Dick Taylor up to his feet and leaves him standing there. Morgan picks up her championship belt and smirks at Dick before swinging it forward... BAM!!! Right in the skull Morgan connected that championship with.
DC: Jamie Synn... I mean Morgan Simmons, just cracked the shit out of Dick with that championship belt. She doesn't seem fatigued after having a classic bout with Ashley Rose on the sixth episode of PWW's Sunday Night Knockout a few days ago.
Morgan goes to the outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair. She slides back into the ring and waits for Dick to get up. Dick unwisely gets to his feet and Morgan immediately swings the chair, aiming for his head... THWACK!!! Morgan just crushed Dick Taylor with the chair and she immediately lays it down in the ring. Dick is now out on his feet and Morgan picks him up, places him in position and hits it...
DC: SYNN-FULL RIDE TO HELL! Morgan Simmons just laid Dick Taylor out with that wicked Brainbuster on the steel chair.
Morgan looks down at Dick and a psychotic smile comes across her face. Morgan spits on Dick's unconscious body as she places a boot on him for the cover...
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TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the eighth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match by submission... MORGAN SIMMONS!!!
Morgan Simmons looks down at Dick with disdain on her face before stepping out of the ring and walking up the ramp, trash talking the crowd in the process. Once she's gone, "Psychosocial" by Slipknot hits and out comes Bull Connor and Ape Simmons, who have their manager Jimmy Gambino along with them. The three of them walk to the ring with a purpose and slide in the ring, all surrounding Dick.
DC: Uh-oh. This is going to be extra painful for Dick Taylor.
Dick finally gets to his feet. His face is a bloody mess, and his right eye is swelled shut. Bull whips Dick Taylor toward Ape, and Ape catches Dick with a clothsline!. Then Ape picks Dick up to his feet and whips him toward Bull, and Bull catches Dick with a clothsline! Bull picks Dick up to his feet and whips him into the corner, and Bull and Ape connect with the Animal Rampage to Dick Taylor!. Bull and Ape then pick Dick up to his feet and hold him up and Jimmy Gambino slaps Dick in the face. Bull and Ape place their foot on Dick for the cover.
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
Tommy Richardson: Your winners of the ninth leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... THE BULL AND APE ALLIANCE!!!
The lights go out for a few seconds and come back on and Ryan ''the Reaper'' Robinson is in the ring along with his girlfriend Bella Brooks and he has his signiture golf club in hand starring down Dick Taylor. Dick trips and falls on his ass, and Reaper offers his hand much to the suprise of Dick Taylor.
DC: Is Reaper actually serious? Don't tell me this is what I think it is.
Dick starts laughing and accepts Reaper's hand, and Reaper pulls Dick up to his feet. Reaper begins laughing twistedly and Dick laughs along with him. Reaper turns to walk away but quickly turns right back around and nails Dick right between the eyes so hard that Dick turns around and falls on his stomach!.
DC: GOOD GAWD!!! HE MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY EYES AFTER THAT BRUTAL SHOT!!!
While Dick is down, Reaper whacks him in the back of the head ten times with his golf club!. Reaper then drops the golf club and picks Dick up to his feet and holds him up and Bella slaps Dick in the face three times before kicking him right between the leg!. Then Reaper turns Dick around and connects with the reaping death drop!. Then locks in the sharpshooter version of the lock of death on Nick Taylor!.
DC: Dick Taylor quickly taps out ladies and gentlemen. This one is over.
Tommy Richardson: Your winner of the tenth and final leg of the Beat the Douche Bag Gauntlet match... RYAN "THE REAPER" ROBINSON!!!
"The Dark Side" by Jim Johnston hits and The Reaper looks down at the carnage laid upon Dick Taylor and smiles widely. He mouths off a few works before the lights go out.
DC: What the hell is going on?
The lights come back on, and The Reaper is gone, along with Bella Brooks.
DC: This is some creepy shit. Almost super-natural abilities. But we gotta take a break. We'll be back with our free LW match.