Post by Papi El Sueno on Oct 21, 2011 13:50:56 GMT -5
OOC: First things first, I do apologize to those who expected a full results show. I've been extremely busy as of late with the new shift and hours added on at my job. And my sleep schedule has fucked me over as well. I barely have had time to sit down and write this show, and more likely than not... with my schedule not being any easier anytime soon. I doubt I would have had that luxury to begin with. So I spared us the trouble for waiting and just did the results exactly like this. Hope ya'll enjoy the final ECCW show nonetheless.
The match started off greatly as J.T. Banks took the lead. He nailed him with powerbombs and various other power moves. Both competitors went through the middle of the match up and hit each other with move after move, making it more of an even affair. J.T. tried to do his finishing move, but Reaper kneed him in the skull and hit the Reaping Death Drop for the 1-2-3!
After the match, both competitors shook hands in a sign of respect, with J.T. raising Reaper's arm before leaving. It wasn't long until Roger Ruiz came in and tried to attack Reaper, but Reaps got to him first and laid down a chokeslam. Reaper grabs a trash can and the WKF Rampage Championship. He places the title in the trash can, and throws a lit match in there and a fire is quickly started in the trash can, with Reaper laughing manically about it.
“Redemption Days” by Josh Osho ft. Ghostface Killah plays through the arena, and the crowd erupts into cheers. Liam Reilly jogs out onto the ramp in his ring attire and black hooded sweatshirt.
LL: Liam Reilly making his way out to ringside, though I don’t see him on tonight’s card. Any idea what he’s doing out here Drew?
DC: Not a clue Leon, he said his piece at one of our arena shows down in Florida regarding the numerous post match beatings he’s incurred since returning to in-ring action, firstly at LW’s premiere show and then at ECCW I. So I have no idea what the hell why he is here in the Asylum tonight.
Reilly makes his way to the ring, high fiving some of the fans along the entrance way. He enters the ring and signals to crowd, showing them respect. He motions for a microphone to be passed to him and, upon receiving it, he begins to address the crowd.
LR: Well, well, well Asylum it looks like little old me has been left off the card this week.
A smattering of boos can be heard in the audience. Reilly puts a hand up to calm the crowd down.
LR: No matter, because I have taken it upon myself to book a special tune-up match here tonight at ECCW II. You see, as my opponents for ECCW I missed their flight, or shit their pants, or were too busy selling their bodies on street corners, I had nothing to do at that show except get beat up by The Warrens.
More boos but Reilly again motions to the crowd to let him speak.
LR: So I have come to rectify this tonight and shake off some ring rust. And I thought who better to tune-up against than Jerry Static of the Jobbers for Hire. Come on out here fuckface.
“Never Say Never” plays through the arena, inciting groans from the audience. The appearance of Jerry Static through the curtain turns those groans to roaring boos. As Static makes his way down to the ring, he is pelted with food, bottles and even a hardback copy of the dictionary, which knocks him on his ass. He gets up, looking unsteady on his feet. He enters the ring and stands in one corner, away from Reilly who begins to speak in the microphone again.
LR: Now Jerry, I’d ask you why you and your partners in shitness didn’t show at ECCW I, but to be honest, it’s irrelevant because after I’m through with you, you probably won’t remember yourself anyway. All that matters is that you have wronged me and you have wronged The 24 Hour Party People and so Jerry, it’s time to be Redeemed! Can I get a referee down here please?
A referee emerges from backstage as Reilly removes his hooded sweatshirt and throws it into the crowd.
LL: Well, by the looks of it, we’re going to be having an impromptu match-up right here, right now between Liam Reilly and Jerry Static of the Jobbers for Hire.
DC: Reilly has been waiting since the end of Libertarian Wrestling’s debut show to get back to in-ring action and now he has the opportunity against what can only be described as a turd in wrestling gear. Don’t go anywhere folks, cos I don’t think this is going to last long.
The referee enters the ring, checks both wrestlers for foreign objects and calls for the opening bell.
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Static rushes at Reilly, who is still holding the microphone. Reilly sidesteps and Static hits the turnbuckle chest first, falling onto his back.
LR: That was pitiful, Jerry. Try again, but this time don’t fuck it up.
Jerry Static charges at Liam Reilly again, only this time Reilly hoists him into a single leg flapjack and drops Static head first onto the turnbuckle pad.
LL: Static is really not making the most of this TV time to convince people that he isn’t a completely useless douche.
DC: What do you expect Leon, he’s not a miracle worker. Even God couldn’t manage that one.
Reilly drags Static up by the arm and lifts him up onto his shoulders.
LL: Reilly perhaps setting up for a Samoan Drop type manoeuvre, no wait he’s locking Static in a Torture Rack, what has he got up his sleeve?
DC: Reilly’s making his way across the ring with Static in that Torture Rack and...OH MY GOD, Reilly with a Steamroller while Static was locked in the Rack.
LL: I think Static might be dead....no wait, I saw his arm twitch. In which case, that match can continue.
Reilly hoists Static up again and whips him into the ropes, all while still holding the microphone.
LL: Reilly sizing up Static. WHAM, there’s the Single Leg Flapjack and he’s rolled it through into the Single Leg Boston Crap! A perfectly executed Iconoclasm! Static looks ready to tap out.
DC: Liam looks like he’s going to say something, while he locks Static in that hold.
Reilly looks at Static about to tap and wrenches harder on the submission hold before speaking into the microphone.
LR: I forgot to tell you Jerry, this is a non-submission match. Don’t bother tapping out, it won’t save you.
Static looks panicked and taps out anyway. Reilly turns back to Static and looks disappointed. He pulls back even further on the submission. Static starts screaming and taps harder.
LL: I think Jerry Static might in fact now be crying Drew...
DC: All I have to say to that is...good.
Reilly releases the hold and then looks down at the shaking body of Static. Reilly drops the microphone, drags Static over to the turnbuckle and lifts him onto the top rope, then climbs up as well.
LL: I get the feeling that Static is not going to enjoy what’s about to happen to him as Reilly puts him in a front facelock.
DC: Are we going to see what we saw at LW I? Surely not? YES, Reilly with a Super Redeemer! That Vertical Suplex switched into a Falling Side Slam, all the way from the top rope! Static has to be dead!
LL: Well if he is, Reilly isn’t going to let him go peacefully, he’s heading back up to the top rope! I don’t know what he’s planning, this is fairly unfamiliar territory for him.
Reilly sizes up and dives off the top rope, dropping a leg across Static’s throat.
DC: Reilly with the Diving Leg Drop that he calls the Jubilee Jam. And it looks like he’s going for the cover, this massacre is over.
The crowd call out the three count in unison with the ref.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Tommy Richardson: Here is your winner, by way of pinfall, “The Redeemer” Liam Reilly.
“Redemption Days” by Josh Osho ft. Ghostface Killah plays through the arena as several EMTs start to make their way down to the ring, but Liam Reilly grabs the mic before they get there. The music stops as Reilly starts to speak.
LR: No, no, no, don’t you worry medical people. Jerry is just fine, you guys go backstage and get yourself a nice warm drink. I’ll look after Jerry.
The EMTs look confused but turn around and head backstage anyway. As they do so, Liam Reilly starts to kick Static’s body across the ring, until it falls off the side of the apron, right in front of the announce table.
LL: The Redeemer is just desecrating the body of what I can only imagine is a completely dead Jerry Static.
DC: Reilly now picking Static up, God only knows where he’s going to take him.
Reilly slings Static over his shoulder and calls over a security guard at ringside. He speaks to him and the security guard hurries off. Static starts to stir.
LL: Well it looks like Static isn’t dead after all, which is a damn shame, not only for us but for his entire family as well. In fact it looks like Reilly is setting Jerry down on his feet...does he think Static has had enough punishm.....no wait, Reilly with a kick to the mid-section of Static and...OH MY SWEET LORD CHRIST! Liam Reilly drops Static with the Redemption Denied Pumphandle Piledriver. Someone stick a fork in Jerry, because he is done...plus it would be pretty amusing.
At this point the security guard returns with a giant garbage bin and opens the lid. Reilly lifts Static back up and throws him straight in it, head first.
DC: At the risk of sounding clichéd, The Redeemer has just taken out the trash.
“Redemption Days” by Josh Osho ft. Ghostface Killah plays through the arena once more and Reilly signals his appreciation to the fans. He makes his way backstage, stopping at the top of the entrance ramp to turn around and gives the fans one last smile and wave before disappearing back behind the curtain.
This was basically a squash match as it was all Danielle Lopez from the get-go of the match. Match ended with Danielle planting Norton down with her finishing move, Potential Brain Damage for the 1-2-3!
A good long match with both teams giving it their all. But at the end, Casey Tanner and Stevie Miller managed to catch Nathan Warrens in a precarious position, and nailed him with the Bassline for the 1-2-3!
After the match! Casey and Stevie celebrated their victory like they could only do! Nathan and Christian get to their feet and understandably look disappointed, but they extend their hands to the 24 Hour Party People. Casey and Stevie eventually shake their hands and the crowd cheers. Nathan and Christian leave to let the 24 Hour Party People have their moment of glory.
Good match, and it looked like it could go either way. Nightrain had Syn right where he wanted him, and even set up for the Trainwreck, but Syn crafted his way out of it, and nailed Train with The Killing Joke, and the 1-2-3!
A good long match and both competitors were evenly matched, but in the end. Mariano pulled through in the hard-fought match as he executed the Tsunami Strike to Draven for the 1-2-3! Mariano and Draven shook hands with one another after the long hard match and raised each other's hands in the air!
Ryan Robinson vs. J.T. Banks
The match started off greatly as J.T. Banks took the lead. He nailed him with powerbombs and various other power moves. Both competitors went through the middle of the match up and hit each other with move after move, making it more of an even affair. J.T. tried to do his finishing move, but Reaper kneed him in the skull and hit the Reaping Death Drop for the 1-2-3!
After the match, both competitors shook hands in a sign of respect, with J.T. raising Reaper's arm before leaving. It wasn't long until Roger Ruiz came in and tried to attack Reaper, but Reaps got to him first and laid down a chokeslam. Reaper grabs a trash can and the WKF Rampage Championship. He places the title in the trash can, and throws a lit match in there and a fire is quickly started in the trash can, with Reaper laughing manically about it.
Liam Reilly vs. Jerry Static
“Redemption Days” by Josh Osho ft. Ghostface Killah plays through the arena, and the crowd erupts into cheers. Liam Reilly jogs out onto the ramp in his ring attire and black hooded sweatshirt.
LL: Liam Reilly making his way out to ringside, though I don’t see him on tonight’s card. Any idea what he’s doing out here Drew?
DC: Not a clue Leon, he said his piece at one of our arena shows down in Florida regarding the numerous post match beatings he’s incurred since returning to in-ring action, firstly at LW’s premiere show and then at ECCW I. So I have no idea what the hell why he is here in the Asylum tonight.
Reilly makes his way to the ring, high fiving some of the fans along the entrance way. He enters the ring and signals to crowd, showing them respect. He motions for a microphone to be passed to him and, upon receiving it, he begins to address the crowd.
LR: Well, well, well Asylum it looks like little old me has been left off the card this week.
A smattering of boos can be heard in the audience. Reilly puts a hand up to calm the crowd down.
LR: No matter, because I have taken it upon myself to book a special tune-up match here tonight at ECCW II. You see, as my opponents for ECCW I missed their flight, or shit their pants, or were too busy selling their bodies on street corners, I had nothing to do at that show except get beat up by The Warrens.
More boos but Reilly again motions to the crowd to let him speak.
LR: So I have come to rectify this tonight and shake off some ring rust. And I thought who better to tune-up against than Jerry Static of the Jobbers for Hire. Come on out here fuckface.
“Never Say Never” plays through the arena, inciting groans from the audience. The appearance of Jerry Static through the curtain turns those groans to roaring boos. As Static makes his way down to the ring, he is pelted with food, bottles and even a hardback copy of the dictionary, which knocks him on his ass. He gets up, looking unsteady on his feet. He enters the ring and stands in one corner, away from Reilly who begins to speak in the microphone again.
LR: Now Jerry, I’d ask you why you and your partners in shitness didn’t show at ECCW I, but to be honest, it’s irrelevant because after I’m through with you, you probably won’t remember yourself anyway. All that matters is that you have wronged me and you have wronged The 24 Hour Party People and so Jerry, it’s time to be Redeemed! Can I get a referee down here please?
A referee emerges from backstage as Reilly removes his hooded sweatshirt and throws it into the crowd.
LL: Well, by the looks of it, we’re going to be having an impromptu match-up right here, right now between Liam Reilly and Jerry Static of the Jobbers for Hire.
DC: Reilly has been waiting since the end of Libertarian Wrestling’s debut show to get back to in-ring action and now he has the opportunity against what can only be described as a turd in wrestling gear. Don’t go anywhere folks, cos I don’t think this is going to last long.
The referee enters the ring, checks both wrestlers for foreign objects and calls for the opening bell.
*DING* *DING* *DING*
Static rushes at Reilly, who is still holding the microphone. Reilly sidesteps and Static hits the turnbuckle chest first, falling onto his back.
LR: That was pitiful, Jerry. Try again, but this time don’t fuck it up.
Jerry Static charges at Liam Reilly again, only this time Reilly hoists him into a single leg flapjack and drops Static head first onto the turnbuckle pad.
LL: Static is really not making the most of this TV time to convince people that he isn’t a completely useless douche.
DC: What do you expect Leon, he’s not a miracle worker. Even God couldn’t manage that one.
Reilly drags Static up by the arm and lifts him up onto his shoulders.
LL: Reilly perhaps setting up for a Samoan Drop type manoeuvre, no wait he’s locking Static in a Torture Rack, what has he got up his sleeve?
DC: Reilly’s making his way across the ring with Static in that Torture Rack and...OH MY GOD, Reilly with a Steamroller while Static was locked in the Rack.
LL: I think Static might be dead....no wait, I saw his arm twitch. In which case, that match can continue.
Reilly hoists Static up again and whips him into the ropes, all while still holding the microphone.
LL: Reilly sizing up Static. WHAM, there’s the Single Leg Flapjack and he’s rolled it through into the Single Leg Boston Crap! A perfectly executed Iconoclasm! Static looks ready to tap out.
DC: Liam looks like he’s going to say something, while he locks Static in that hold.
Reilly looks at Static about to tap and wrenches harder on the submission hold before speaking into the microphone.
LR: I forgot to tell you Jerry, this is a non-submission match. Don’t bother tapping out, it won’t save you.
Static looks panicked and taps out anyway. Reilly turns back to Static and looks disappointed. He pulls back even further on the submission. Static starts screaming and taps harder.
LL: I think Jerry Static might in fact now be crying Drew...
DC: All I have to say to that is...good.
Reilly releases the hold and then looks down at the shaking body of Static. Reilly drops the microphone, drags Static over to the turnbuckle and lifts him onto the top rope, then climbs up as well.
LL: I get the feeling that Static is not going to enjoy what’s about to happen to him as Reilly puts him in a front facelock.
DC: Are we going to see what we saw at LW I? Surely not? YES, Reilly with a Super Redeemer! That Vertical Suplex switched into a Falling Side Slam, all the way from the top rope! Static has to be dead!
LL: Well if he is, Reilly isn’t going to let him go peacefully, he’s heading back up to the top rope! I don’t know what he’s planning, this is fairly unfamiliar territory for him.
Reilly sizes up and dives off the top rope, dropping a leg across Static’s throat.
DC: Reilly with the Diving Leg Drop that he calls the Jubilee Jam. And it looks like he’s going for the cover, this massacre is over.
The crowd call out the three count in unison with the ref.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Tommy Richardson: Here is your winner, by way of pinfall, “The Redeemer” Liam Reilly.
“Redemption Days” by Josh Osho ft. Ghostface Killah plays through the arena as several EMTs start to make their way down to the ring, but Liam Reilly grabs the mic before they get there. The music stops as Reilly starts to speak.
LR: No, no, no, don’t you worry medical people. Jerry is just fine, you guys go backstage and get yourself a nice warm drink. I’ll look after Jerry.
The EMTs look confused but turn around and head backstage anyway. As they do so, Liam Reilly starts to kick Static’s body across the ring, until it falls off the side of the apron, right in front of the announce table.
LL: The Redeemer is just desecrating the body of what I can only imagine is a completely dead Jerry Static.
DC: Reilly now picking Static up, God only knows where he’s going to take him.
Reilly slings Static over his shoulder and calls over a security guard at ringside. He speaks to him and the security guard hurries off. Static starts to stir.
LL: Well it looks like Static isn’t dead after all, which is a damn shame, not only for us but for his entire family as well. In fact it looks like Reilly is setting Jerry down on his feet...does he think Static has had enough punishm.....no wait, Reilly with a kick to the mid-section of Static and...OH MY SWEET LORD CHRIST! Liam Reilly drops Static with the Redemption Denied Pumphandle Piledriver. Someone stick a fork in Jerry, because he is done...plus it would be pretty amusing.
At this point the security guard returns with a giant garbage bin and opens the lid. Reilly lifts Static back up and throws him straight in it, head first.
DC: At the risk of sounding clichéd, The Redeemer has just taken out the trash.
“Redemption Days” by Josh Osho ft. Ghostface Killah plays through the arena once more and Reilly signals his appreciation to the fans. He makes his way backstage, stopping at the top of the entrance ramp to turn around and gives the fans one last smile and wave before disappearing back behind the curtain.
Danielle Lopez vs Jake Norton
This was basically a squash match as it was all Danielle Lopez from the get-go of the match. Match ended with Danielle planting Norton down with her finishing move, Potential Brain Damage for the 1-2-3!
The Warrens Clan (Nathan and Christian Warrens vs 24 Hour Party People (Casey Tanner and Stevie Miller)
A good long match with both teams giving it their all. But at the end, Casey Tanner and Stevie Miller managed to catch Nathan Warrens in a precarious position, and nailed him with the Bassline for the 1-2-3!
After the match! Casey and Stevie celebrated their victory like they could only do! Nathan and Christian get to their feet and understandably look disappointed, but they extend their hands to the 24 Hour Party People. Casey and Stevie eventually shake their hands and the crowd cheers. Nathan and Christian leave to let the 24 Hour Party People have their moment of glory.
Syn vs Nightrain
Good match, and it looked like it could go either way. Nightrain had Syn right where he wanted him, and even set up for the Trainwreck, but Syn crafted his way out of it, and nailed Train with The Killing Joke, and the 1-2-3!
Mariano Fernandez vs Draven Logan Kennedy
A good long match and both competitors were evenly matched, but in the end. Mariano pulled through in the hard-fought match as he executed the Tsunami Strike to Draven for the 1-2-3! Mariano and Draven shook hands with one another after the long hard match and raised each other's hands in the air!