Post by Papi El Sueno on Jan 21, 2012 16:32:05 GMT -5
OOC: I know, lack of real introduction this week as well as some other stuff. Not enough time for me to do so this round, and I didn't get any segments or had the time to write some myself so this is what you get and I know it's very very awful.
"Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 hits throughout the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona as the sold out crowd of 19,023 people are all on their feet for this episode of Sunday Night Knockout. Fireworks and pyro blast off from the entrance stage as pink strobes flow throughout the arena. The fireworks and pyro die down as the focus switches to the commentator's table where Lacey Milton and Kevin Styles sit at ringside.
LM: Hello everybody, and welcome to the fifth installment of Saturday Night Bombshell, live from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona! As always, I'm Lacey Milton alongside Kevin Styles! And tonight is an exciting night for PWW action!
KS: I'm not caffeinated, and I gots me the munchies, chica! Had some good weed in the back, and I'm just gonna sit back and chillax! What we got on tap?
LM: Well we have a stellar main event for this evening as Athena defends the PWW Womens Championship against Angelina Williams!
KS: Both ladies have been on a huge roll! Angelina has been on a path of destruction since putting Alexis Landry on the shelf, while Athena has been nearly unstoppable since coming back from an injury! Both ladies are sure to put on a good one and this is our first ever championship match on Bombshell!
LM: That is a good point! But that's not all we have! Speaking of champions, the former PWW Womens Champion Talia Skye is competing on Bombshell and she'll go one on one with Destiny!
KS: Well Talia isn't really happy about losing at Femme Fatale, and I have a feeling she's even more pissed about Morgan laying her out at the awards show! If I were Destiny, I would watch the fuck out because Talia Skye isn't a happy woman!
LM: And also, Lillith of Chaos will face Rei Ayanami where the winner will qualify for the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Unbreakable!
KS: A golden opportunity for both of these ladies! A win gets them an opportunity at the PWW Womens Championship! It's a big match for both ladies, but only one can win!
LM: We also have FloJo Sushi competing on this impactful show, and she'll go one on one with Sunny Storm!
KS: Ah, a squash match on hand! Sunny Storm completely and totally sucks! FloJo can be very brutal, but also arrogant! There's no doubt about FloJo wiping the floor completely with Sunny's head, but I'll sure as fuck be interested in this human car wreck!
LM: And last but definitely not least! The Light and Darkness combination of Bella Brooks and Rachel Robinson will go up against Sara and Tina Paisley in a tag team match!
KS: You know, that should be a good one too! Bella and Rachel are more likely looking for revenge after being attacked backstage by the Paisley's at Femme Fatale! Not to mention both teams are looking to move up the ranks in the tag team division!
LM: Luckily for everybody! That match is going to get underway... NOW! Take it away, Jimmy!
Cut to the ring.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is your opening match for this edition of Saturday Night Bombshell, and it is a TAG TEAM MATCH!
The crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Introducing first!
"Blind" by Korn hits the arena and out comes Bella Brooks and Rachel Robinson with their arms linked together. They pose together on the ramp as the crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring at this time, from Winchester, Kentucky... Bella Brooks... Rachel Robinson... LIGHT AND DARKNESS!!!
They walk down the ramp, still with their arms linked together, but they take the time to slap hands with the fans. They each slide underneath the bottom rope and continue to pander to the crowd. They go into their corner and wait for their opponents.
Jimmy Wilkes: And their opponents!
"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the sound system and out comes the Paisley girls along with there manager Jimmy Gambino, Sara has a beer can in hand while Tina is holding a rebal flag, and waving it around.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring. Being accompanied by Jimmy Gambino, from Mobile, Alabama! Sara and Tina... THE PAISLEY GIRLS!!!
They walk down the ramp and they, along with Jimmy Gambino curse at the fans. Both Sara and Tina hop on the apron and get into the ring. Sara drinks from her beer and spits it into the air as Tina continues to wave the rebel flag. Both ladies get into their corner and wait for the match to begin.
*DING! DING! DING!*
LM: Looks like Bella and Tina are going to start the match!
Without taking their eyes off each other, Bella and Tina start walking around on circles.
LM: And here comes the action! Bella with a collar and elbow tie-up on Tina... The Light and Darkness member, switching to a front facelock, and a takedown! Bella is in full control of this match!
KS: Hmm! Bella hasn't really had much in-ring action here in PWW, but she did that move rather nicely!
LM: Bella has gotten Tina back to her feet now, hooks the arm, swift snap suplex! Look at the speed!
KS: Tina is getting up, I wonder what she’s going to do...
Tina sprints across the canvas and jumps, a nasty dropkick targeted towards Rachel Robinson.
KS: Dropkick! Oh, man, Rachel just flew to the matting below! I love the dirty, unnecessary tactic!
LM: That’s Kevin Styles for you, folks! Bella returning to focus on Tina... But she gets CAUGHT with a SPEAR! Tina took the upper hand in the bout!
KS: Look at the furious flurry of punches that Tina is using to pummel Bella’s head into a bloody pulp! I think my good friend James Baker should enforce some order here!
LM: Always with the James Baker references, eh?
KS: Hey! That man helped my career! Da Xtreme Dynasty is one of the proudest moments of my career! I wish I was allowed to still compete, god dammit!
LM: I can understand that! Tina violently bringing Bella up by grabbing her tights! Tina has Bella on her hands, and sends her FLYING into the turnbuckle! For the love of god!
KS: Bella quickly retracting from the post... Sneaky Tina with a cheating rollup!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
LM: Bella KICKS OUT!! This match was nearly over!
KS: I don’t think this is it yet!
Tina, unpleased, pulls Bella up by her hair and lifts her...
LM: Uh-oh, Tina pulling Bella to a powerslam position, here we go! NO! Bella slides to behind Tina... REVERSE DDT! BELLA TAKES THE LEAD!
Bella uses the ropes to pull herself up, starts panting, tired, and gets a hold of Tina.
LM: Bella now, getting a hold of this British prowess... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! She connects it!
KS: Bella back to her feet... I think this is it... YES!
LM: Rachel Robinson IS IN! WOW!
KS: I’ve been waiting a lot for this!
LM: Rachel Robinson... Dropkick on Tina! Bounces off the ropes, Tina dazed... Insane CLOTHESLINE! Rachel Robinson has snapped!
KS: She’s going for more! Sara better watch out...
LM: SPINNING HEEL KICK ON SARA PAISLEY! And she goes FLYING into the black matting below!
KS: He landed shoulder-first... If she’s injured, I swear to god I’m going to cheer!
LM: That’s just sick!
KS: Hey now! Sick is the name of my personality! I've engaged in the sickest spots in the business, and was a part of some of the most brutal stables alive so I take that as a compliment!
LM: Anyhow, Rachel Robinson has got a hold of Tina, takes her for an upside down, over the shoulder ride... CRADLE SHOCK!
KS: Tina's deformed and damaged brain has finally ceded! She’s now retarded!
LM: That was unnecessary! Rachel Robinson sprints into the ropes, bounces off one side, jumps over Tina, bounces off the other side... That’s plainly mocking Tina!
KS: Hey! The Paisley's think their shit don't stink yet they haven't done a fucking thing in this business! Light and Darkness do their thing so it's not far-fetched!
LM: Rachel Robinsion just keeps bouncing off the ropes... SARA FROM THE OUTSIDE TO STOP IT! Dirty leg trip, and Rachel fell face-first into the ground!
KS: Yeah, but like her sister! Sara just happens to be retarded too!
LM: You should be ashamed of yourself with those comments!
KS: Meh! Tina inside the ring, taking advantage of the damage done... Rachel Robinson getting up...DOWN AGAIN! Jawbreaker!
LM: Tina pulling Rachel by her wrist, hooks her waist... GERMAN SUPLEX! Rachel lands ON HER NECK! What a sick maneuver!
KS: That was sick! Could have done some severe damage!
LM: Rachel Robinson slowly rising to her feet... However, Tina is up too... BIG BOOT! Rachel is back down to the mat!
KS: This is anybody's game at the moment! Still can go either way!
LM: Tina is visibly tired though... And she TAGS Sara IN!!
KS: Woo-hoo! Here comes the equally retarded sister! Oh, I’m so sarcastically excited! Cue me letting out a depressed “woo” shout!
LM: Jesus! Are you in a bad mood?
KS: Eh, I guess I am at the moment! I didn't get a damn CocaCola at fucking catering so yeah, I'm a little off the edge but I have no problem with you at all by the way!
LM: Good to know, Kevin! Sara, this corpulent woman has entered the match... Right hand on Rachel! And another right to Bella on the apron, a little pay-back! HA!
Sara turns around, focusing her attention back on Rachel...
LM: Sara has got Rachel secure... Scoops her up... TKO! The ring just shook!
KS: That ain't the only thing going on! Look at that!
LM: What the hell? Bella has climbed the turnbuckle, high risk maneuver incoming, Sara turns around... ELBOW DROP! And here comes Tina from the outside to pummel on Bella, the match has turned into absolute pandemonium!
KS: That’s how I like my matches!
LM: The confusion strikes! Tina and Bella furiously exchanging fists on the floor! Rachel slowly getting to her feet... Sara with a SPEAR! NO!! Rachel COUNTERS INTO A DDT!
KS: Tina has beaten Bella pretty badly, she’s got Rachel's leg... INSIDE CRADLE!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
LM: Bella saving the match for her team! At the last second!
KS: Bella taking Tina for a huge ride... HERE WE GO!!! REAPING DEATH DROP!!!
LM: Cover, this match may just end here!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
LM: SARA OUT OF NOWHERE TO BREAK THE COVER!! Rachel goes for a kick on her, Sara ducks... SPEAR!
KS: Shit! This is fucking chaotic! I like it!
LM: Bella lifts her up... Could we see a second Reaping Death Drop?! NO! Sara jumps back driving Bella into a huge DDT!
KS: Sara stumbling to her feet, turning around to Rachel Robinsion... ACE OF DARKNESS!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
LM: Rachel Robinson with the Ace of Darkness out of nowhere! But now both women are down from exhaustion!
Rachel, grounded, slowly crawls towards the cover...
LM: I don’t think she’s going to make it!
KS: Lacey, I'm gonna disagree with this one! I think Rachel can do this!
LM: Rachel drapes an arm over the prone body of Sara Paisley, here we go!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners of the match by pinfall... Bella Brooks and Rachel Robinson... LIGHT AND DARKNESS!!!
"Blind" by Korn hits and Bella and Rachel celebrate their victory.
LM: Light and Darkness with a huge victory over the Paisley's!
KS: How huge is it really? The Paisley's haven't really done anything worth a note!
LM: They got a measure of revenge for what happened at Femme Fatale though!
KS: While I understand that, I don't know how significant this could be since the Paisley's haven't ever won a match together!
LM: You're just a cynical person today!
KS: As I mentioned! I didn't get any damn coca cola, and I'm hungry! It's gonna make me even more cranky! Fucking dry spells!
LM: Well so maybe to get you some food, we're taking a commercial break! We'll be back with more Bombshell after this!
**COMMERCIAL BREAK**
"Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 hits throughout the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona as the sold out crowd of 19,023 people are all on their feet for this episode of Sunday Night Knockout. Fireworks and pyro blast off from the entrance stage as pink strobes flow throughout the arena. The fireworks and pyro die down as the focus switches to the commentator's table where Lacey Milton and Kevin Styles sit at ringside.
LM: Hello everybody, and welcome to the fifth installment of Saturday Night Bombshell, live from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona! As always, I'm Lacey Milton alongside Kevin Styles! And tonight is an exciting night for PWW action!
KS: I'm not caffeinated, and I gots me the munchies, chica! Had some good weed in the back, and I'm just gonna sit back and chillax! What we got on tap?
LM: Well we have a stellar main event for this evening as Athena defends the PWW Womens Championship against Angelina Williams!
KS: Both ladies have been on a huge roll! Angelina has been on a path of destruction since putting Alexis Landry on the shelf, while Athena has been nearly unstoppable since coming back from an injury! Both ladies are sure to put on a good one and this is our first ever championship match on Bombshell!
LM: That is a good point! But that's not all we have! Speaking of champions, the former PWW Womens Champion Talia Skye is competing on Bombshell and she'll go one on one with Destiny!
KS: Well Talia isn't really happy about losing at Femme Fatale, and I have a feeling she's even more pissed about Morgan laying her out at the awards show! If I were Destiny, I would watch the fuck out because Talia Skye isn't a happy woman!
LM: And also, Lillith of Chaos will face Rei Ayanami where the winner will qualify for the Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Unbreakable!
KS: A golden opportunity for both of these ladies! A win gets them an opportunity at the PWW Womens Championship! It's a big match for both ladies, but only one can win!
LM: We also have FloJo Sushi competing on this impactful show, and she'll go one on one with Sunny Storm!
KS: Ah, a squash match on hand! Sunny Storm completely and totally sucks! FloJo can be very brutal, but also arrogant! There's no doubt about FloJo wiping the floor completely with Sunny's head, but I'll sure as fuck be interested in this human car wreck!
LM: And last but definitely not least! The Light and Darkness combination of Bella Brooks and Rachel Robinson will go up against Sara and Tina Paisley in a tag team match!
KS: You know, that should be a good one too! Bella and Rachel are more likely looking for revenge after being attacked backstage by the Paisley's at Femme Fatale! Not to mention both teams are looking to move up the ranks in the tag team division!
LM: Luckily for everybody! That match is going to get underway... NOW! Take it away, Jimmy!
Cut to the ring.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is your opening match for this edition of Saturday Night Bombshell, and it is a TAG TEAM MATCH!
The crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Introducing first!
"Blind" by Korn hits the arena and out comes Bella Brooks and Rachel Robinson with their arms linked together. They pose together on the ramp as the crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring at this time, from Winchester, Kentucky... Bella Brooks... Rachel Robinson... LIGHT AND DARKNESS!!!
They walk down the ramp, still with their arms linked together, but they take the time to slap hands with the fans. They each slide underneath the bottom rope and continue to pander to the crowd. They go into their corner and wait for their opponents.
Jimmy Wilkes: And their opponents!
"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd hits the sound system and out comes the Paisley girls along with there manager Jimmy Gambino, Sara has a beer can in hand while Tina is holding a rebal flag, and waving it around.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring. Being accompanied by Jimmy Gambino, from Mobile, Alabama! Sara and Tina... THE PAISLEY GIRLS!!!
They walk down the ramp and they, along with Jimmy Gambino curse at the fans. Both Sara and Tina hop on the apron and get into the ring. Sara drinks from her beer and spits it into the air as Tina continues to wave the rebel flag. Both ladies get into their corner and wait for the match to begin.
*DING! DING! DING!*
LM: Looks like Bella and Tina are going to start the match!
Without taking their eyes off each other, Bella and Tina start walking around on circles.
LM: And here comes the action! Bella with a collar and elbow tie-up on Tina... The Light and Darkness member, switching to a front facelock, and a takedown! Bella is in full control of this match!
KS: Hmm! Bella hasn't really had much in-ring action here in PWW, but she did that move rather nicely!
LM: Bella has gotten Tina back to her feet now, hooks the arm, swift snap suplex! Look at the speed!
KS: Tina is getting up, I wonder what she’s going to do...
Tina sprints across the canvas and jumps, a nasty dropkick targeted towards Rachel Robinson.
KS: Dropkick! Oh, man, Rachel just flew to the matting below! I love the dirty, unnecessary tactic!
LM: That’s Kevin Styles for you, folks! Bella returning to focus on Tina... But she gets CAUGHT with a SPEAR! Tina took the upper hand in the bout!
KS: Look at the furious flurry of punches that Tina is using to pummel Bella’s head into a bloody pulp! I think my good friend James Baker should enforce some order here!
LM: Always with the James Baker references, eh?
KS: Hey! That man helped my career! Da Xtreme Dynasty is one of the proudest moments of my career! I wish I was allowed to still compete, god dammit!
LM: I can understand that! Tina violently bringing Bella up by grabbing her tights! Tina has Bella on her hands, and sends her FLYING into the turnbuckle! For the love of god!
KS: Bella quickly retracting from the post... Sneaky Tina with a cheating rollup!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
LM: Bella KICKS OUT!! This match was nearly over!
KS: I don’t think this is it yet!
Tina, unpleased, pulls Bella up by her hair and lifts her...
LM: Uh-oh, Tina pulling Bella to a powerslam position, here we go! NO! Bella slides to behind Tina... REVERSE DDT! BELLA TAKES THE LEAD!
Bella uses the ropes to pull herself up, starts panting, tired, and gets a hold of Tina.
LM: Bella now, getting a hold of this British prowess... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! She connects it!
KS: Bella back to her feet... I think this is it... YES!
LM: Rachel Robinson IS IN! WOW!
KS: I’ve been waiting a lot for this!
LM: Rachel Robinson... Dropkick on Tina! Bounces off the ropes, Tina dazed... Insane CLOTHESLINE! Rachel Robinson has snapped!
KS: She’s going for more! Sara better watch out...
LM: SPINNING HEEL KICK ON SARA PAISLEY! And she goes FLYING into the black matting below!
KS: He landed shoulder-first... If she’s injured, I swear to god I’m going to cheer!
LM: That’s just sick!
KS: Hey now! Sick is the name of my personality! I've engaged in the sickest spots in the business, and was a part of some of the most brutal stables alive so I take that as a compliment!
LM: Anyhow, Rachel Robinson has got a hold of Tina, takes her for an upside down, over the shoulder ride... CRADLE SHOCK!
KS: Tina's deformed and damaged brain has finally ceded! She’s now retarded!
LM: That was unnecessary! Rachel Robinson sprints into the ropes, bounces off one side, jumps over Tina, bounces off the other side... That’s plainly mocking Tina!
KS: Hey! The Paisley's think their shit don't stink yet they haven't done a fucking thing in this business! Light and Darkness do their thing so it's not far-fetched!
LM: Rachel Robinsion just keeps bouncing off the ropes... SARA FROM THE OUTSIDE TO STOP IT! Dirty leg trip, and Rachel fell face-first into the ground!
KS: Yeah, but like her sister! Sara just happens to be retarded too!
LM: You should be ashamed of yourself with those comments!
KS: Meh! Tina inside the ring, taking advantage of the damage done... Rachel Robinson getting up...DOWN AGAIN! Jawbreaker!
LM: Tina pulling Rachel by her wrist, hooks her waist... GERMAN SUPLEX! Rachel lands ON HER NECK! What a sick maneuver!
KS: That was sick! Could have done some severe damage!
LM: Rachel Robinson slowly rising to her feet... However, Tina is up too... BIG BOOT! Rachel is back down to the mat!
KS: This is anybody's game at the moment! Still can go either way!
LM: Tina is visibly tired though... And she TAGS Sara IN!!
KS: Woo-hoo! Here comes the equally retarded sister! Oh, I’m so sarcastically excited! Cue me letting out a depressed “woo” shout!
LM: Jesus! Are you in a bad mood?
KS: Eh, I guess I am at the moment! I didn't get a damn CocaCola at fucking catering so yeah, I'm a little off the edge but I have no problem with you at all by the way!
LM: Good to know, Kevin! Sara, this corpulent woman has entered the match... Right hand on Rachel! And another right to Bella on the apron, a little pay-back! HA!
Sara turns around, focusing her attention back on Rachel...
LM: Sara has got Rachel secure... Scoops her up... TKO! The ring just shook!
KS: That ain't the only thing going on! Look at that!
LM: What the hell? Bella has climbed the turnbuckle, high risk maneuver incoming, Sara turns around... ELBOW DROP! And here comes Tina from the outside to pummel on Bella, the match has turned into absolute pandemonium!
KS: That’s how I like my matches!
LM: The confusion strikes! Tina and Bella furiously exchanging fists on the floor! Rachel slowly getting to her feet... Sara with a SPEAR! NO!! Rachel COUNTERS INTO A DDT!
KS: Tina has beaten Bella pretty badly, she’s got Rachel's leg... INSIDE CRADLE!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
LM: Bella saving the match for her team! At the last second!
KS: Bella taking Tina for a huge ride... HERE WE GO!!! REAPING DEATH DROP!!!
LM: Cover, this match may just end here!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
LM: SARA OUT OF NOWHERE TO BREAK THE COVER!! Rachel goes for a kick on her, Sara ducks... SPEAR!
KS: Shit! This is fucking chaotic! I like it!
LM: Bella lifts her up... Could we see a second Reaping Death Drop?! NO! Sara jumps back driving Bella into a huge DDT!
KS: Sara stumbling to her feet, turning around to Rachel Robinsion... ACE OF DARKNESS!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
LM: Rachel Robinson with the Ace of Darkness out of nowhere! But now both women are down from exhaustion!
Rachel, grounded, slowly crawls towards the cover...
LM: I don’t think she’s going to make it!
KS: Lacey, I'm gonna disagree with this one! I think Rachel can do this!
LM: Rachel drapes an arm over the prone body of Sara Paisley, here we go!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners of the match by pinfall... Bella Brooks and Rachel Robinson... LIGHT AND DARKNESS!!!
"Blind" by Korn hits and Bella and Rachel celebrate their victory.
LM: Light and Darkness with a huge victory over the Paisley's!
KS: How huge is it really? The Paisley's haven't really done anything worth a note!
LM: They got a measure of revenge for what happened at Femme Fatale though!
KS: While I understand that, I don't know how significant this could be since the Paisley's haven't ever won a match together!
LM: You're just a cynical person today!
KS: As I mentioned! I didn't get any damn coca cola, and I'm hungry! It's gonna make me even more cranky! Fucking dry spells!
LM: Well so maybe to get you some food, we're taking a commercial break! We'll be back with more Bombshell after this!
**COMMERCIAL BREAK**