Post by cyborg878 on May 8, 2012 20:47:55 GMT -5
The scene opens up in what looks like an old kitchen. The floor tiles are black and white squares like an old diner, there are tacky window curtains in bright patterns, the table and chairs are actually an old fashioned diner booth, and there are pictures of a heavy set woman in different famous locations such as the Eiffel Tower in France. In walks the heavy set woman from the picture, wearing what lookes like an old fashioned waitress outfit in light pink and white, with a white apron over top.
Mama: Oh hello there chillin's! How are y'all on this fine day? Give your Mama some good ol' motherly lovin'! Now Mama has some good news for all of y'all! Do you wanna know what it is? Well your Mama got herself a brand spankin' new job! How excitin' is that!? Hallelujah!
Mama begins to dance to music that isn't playing. She hums a tune before stopping and returning to her news.
Mama: Now, what job does your Mama have now? Well your wonderful Mama has joined that wrastlin' show Premium Championship Wrastlin'. Why? Mama could get the hurtin' put on her! But don't fear child, your Mama will be perfectly ok! Mama was watching the wrastlin' show last year...and wow those wrastlers don't have any manners now do they? So Mama decided that when Premium Championship Wrastlin' returned she would have to teach all those hooligans some manners. If Mama doesn't teach them, than nobody will. And it's good that your Mama is goin' to teach them, because Mama knows best. Good-bye child we will talk again soon! I love you sugar!
Mama smiles and waves good-bye to the camera as the scene fades out.
Mama: Oh hello there chillin's! How are y'all on this fine day? Give your Mama some good ol' motherly lovin'! Now Mama has some good news for all of y'all! Do you wanna know what it is? Well your Mama got herself a brand spankin' new job! How excitin' is that!? Hallelujah!
Mama begins to dance to music that isn't playing. She hums a tune before stopping and returning to her news.
Mama: Now, what job does your Mama have now? Well your wonderful Mama has joined that wrastlin' show Premium Championship Wrastlin'. Why? Mama could get the hurtin' put on her! But don't fear child, your Mama will be perfectly ok! Mama was watching the wrastlin' show last year...and wow those wrastlers don't have any manners now do they? So Mama decided that when Premium Championship Wrastlin' returned she would have to teach all those hooligans some manners. If Mama doesn't teach them, than nobody will. And it's good that your Mama is goin' to teach them, because Mama knows best. Good-bye child we will talk again soon! I love you sugar!
Mama smiles and waves good-bye to the camera as the scene fades out.