Post by daveyjacobs on Jun 22, 2012 2:40:42 GMT -5
As the scene comes into view we see PCW's number one backstage interviewer, Corey Moss looking very nervous. He grabs the handkerchief out of his jacket pocket and pats his head as he is sweating in great detail. His jacket seems to already to be having sweat stains under his arms.
Corey: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with PCW's newest tag-team, True Money, Inc. The team consists of Diego Aguila and Alexander Morgan. This newest tag-team has aspirations of becoming PCW tag-team championship of the world.
In comes Diego and Alexander in matching Armani suits. They both have that arrogant,cocky smile that every PCW fan already hates.
Diego: Laughing Ah Corey, you are right and wrong on two accounts. You are right that we are Premium Championship Wrestling's newest tag-team. You are wrong when you said that we have aspirations of becoming tag-team champions.
Morgan: You see Corey, you're not only talking to Premium Championship Wrestling's newest tag-team. You are looking at the future of PCW and the future tag-team champions of the world.
Diego: You see Corey, we didn't come here just to slack off and all happy go lucky trying to impress people. We come here because Alexander and I are the best tandem in professional wrestling today you see.
Morgan: So, get on with this interview or whatever you want to call it pipsqueak.
Corey: Corey begins to sweat even more So, uh what is True Money,Inc. ideas for Premium Championship Wrestling?
Morgan: Wow Diego, it's the first question we actually had that was intelligent since we have been here. Corey what does True Money,Inc. have plan for Premium Championship Wrestling? I'll tell you what we have planned.
Diego and myself plan to turn the tag-team division into a believable division. Overseeing the tag-teams that are already here, we're the only tag-team that is the best of the best. We're the best tag team in professional wrestling today, tomorrow and since we became a team.
Diego: Yes Corey. Alexander and myself also known as True Money Incorporated not only brings true talent to the tag-team division. We also bring class, something the majority of Premium Championship Wrestling know nothing about. When you look at us Corey you see a true Mexican aristocrat and a wealthy Canadian. With cash comes class.
Alexander: Speaking of cash. Diego and myself brings enormous amount of wealth to this wrestling company. We have enough cash to buy this company out, but we won't do that. We don't want to own and oversee the low class. Next question please.
Corey: What makes you two the best tag-team in PCW?
Diego: What makes us the best tag team in PCW? Have you not been listening you cucaracha? Look at Alexander and look at myself. We are physically the best athletes in Premium Championship Wrestling's history. Not only do we have the look, it's our destiny to be the greatest ever.
Alexander: We will dominate whoever is put in our path Corey. True Money Incorporated like we told you is the best tag-team in professional wrestling today. We will make anybody tap-out in that locker room.
Diego: What you don't understand Mister Moss is that True Money,Inc isn't just a tag-team. We are all about what is good for business. Whatever makes us a buck is surely good luck. What's up with these estúpido questions Corey?
Corey: Sorry Mister Aguila, one more question to the both of you. Why did you two come to American and more specifically Premium Championship Wrestling?
Alexander: Well Corey, we came for three reasons. Championships, more money and more fame. The three most important things to True Money. We did all what we could do in Mexico. The big payday wasn't back in my home country of Canada, so we came here to PCW.
It's sad that the majority of the time Diego and myself will have to "entertain" the horrible American wrestling fans. But our hatred for this horrid country is fourth on our list. Like I said the three biggest things to us is: More gold, more money and more fame. That's the creed True Money lives by.
Diego: The True Money creed is something Alexander and I hold very dear to our hearts. Just because we're rich, good looking and the best talent in PCW, it doesn't mean we are heartless. We care about ourselves and that's it. The bigger our ego is, the more money Premium Championship Wrestling makes. It is only a matter of months before True Money is the real face of PCW. Is that all the desesperación questions you have for us?
Corey: No I believe that...
Before Corey could finish that last comment Diego grabs him and locks in his devastating "Cross Armbreaker." Corey begins to scream in agonizing pain. After about thirty seconds, Diego let's go of the hold and picks up the mic.
Diego: Let that be known you cucarachas humildes, True Money is here to stay forever. And we don't give a maldito who you are. You can be the champion or this lowly cucaracha here. We will do what we want, when we want.
Diego and Alexander have the biggest smirk on their faces as the PCW EMT's rush in to check on Corey Moss. One EMT is overhead saying: "His shoulder might be dislocated" as the screen fades to black..
Corey: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with PCW's newest tag-team, True Money, Inc. The team consists of Diego Aguila and Alexander Morgan. This newest tag-team has aspirations of becoming PCW tag-team championship of the world.
In comes Diego and Alexander in matching Armani suits. They both have that arrogant,cocky smile that every PCW fan already hates.
Diego: Laughing Ah Corey, you are right and wrong on two accounts. You are right that we are Premium Championship Wrestling's newest tag-team. You are wrong when you said that we have aspirations of becoming tag-team champions.
Morgan: You see Corey, you're not only talking to Premium Championship Wrestling's newest tag-team. You are looking at the future of PCW and the future tag-team champions of the world.
Diego: You see Corey, we didn't come here just to slack off and all happy go lucky trying to impress people. We come here because Alexander and I are the best tandem in professional wrestling today you see.
Morgan: So, get on with this interview or whatever you want to call it pipsqueak.
Corey: Corey begins to sweat even more So, uh what is True Money,Inc. ideas for Premium Championship Wrestling?
Morgan: Wow Diego, it's the first question we actually had that was intelligent since we have been here. Corey what does True Money,Inc. have plan for Premium Championship Wrestling? I'll tell you what we have planned.
Diego and myself plan to turn the tag-team division into a believable division. Overseeing the tag-teams that are already here, we're the only tag-team that is the best of the best. We're the best tag team in professional wrestling today, tomorrow and since we became a team.
Diego: Yes Corey. Alexander and myself also known as True Money Incorporated not only brings true talent to the tag-team division. We also bring class, something the majority of Premium Championship Wrestling know nothing about. When you look at us Corey you see a true Mexican aristocrat and a wealthy Canadian. With cash comes class.
Alexander: Speaking of cash. Diego and myself brings enormous amount of wealth to this wrestling company. We have enough cash to buy this company out, but we won't do that. We don't want to own and oversee the low class. Next question please.
Corey: What makes you two the best tag-team in PCW?
Diego: What makes us the best tag team in PCW? Have you not been listening you cucaracha? Look at Alexander and look at myself. We are physically the best athletes in Premium Championship Wrestling's history. Not only do we have the look, it's our destiny to be the greatest ever.
Alexander: We will dominate whoever is put in our path Corey. True Money Incorporated like we told you is the best tag-team in professional wrestling today. We will make anybody tap-out in that locker room.
Diego: What you don't understand Mister Moss is that True Money,Inc isn't just a tag-team. We are all about what is good for business. Whatever makes us a buck is surely good luck. What's up with these estúpido questions Corey?
Corey: Sorry Mister Aguila, one more question to the both of you. Why did you two come to American and more specifically Premium Championship Wrestling?
Alexander: Well Corey, we came for three reasons. Championships, more money and more fame. The three most important things to True Money. We did all what we could do in Mexico. The big payday wasn't back in my home country of Canada, so we came here to PCW.
It's sad that the majority of the time Diego and myself will have to "entertain" the horrible American wrestling fans. But our hatred for this horrid country is fourth on our list. Like I said the three biggest things to us is: More gold, more money and more fame. That's the creed True Money lives by.
Diego: The True Money creed is something Alexander and I hold very dear to our hearts. Just because we're rich, good looking and the best talent in PCW, it doesn't mean we are heartless. We care about ourselves and that's it. The bigger our ego is, the more money Premium Championship Wrestling makes. It is only a matter of months before True Money is the real face of PCW. Is that all the desesperación questions you have for us?
Corey: No I believe that...
Before Corey could finish that last comment Diego grabs him and locks in his devastating "Cross Armbreaker." Corey begins to scream in agonizing pain. After about thirty seconds, Diego let's go of the hold and picks up the mic.
Diego: Let that be known you cucarachas humildes, True Money is here to stay forever. And we don't give a maldito who you are. You can be the champion or this lowly cucaracha here. We will do what we want, when we want.
Diego and Alexander have the biggest smirk on their faces as the PCW EMT's rush in to check on Corey Moss. One EMT is overhead saying: "His shoulder might be dislocated" as the screen fades to black..