Post by tso on Aug 29, 2012 11:56:05 GMT -5
Ok.So the scene opens up at what looks like a gym....yep,it actually is a gym.Kinda mundane one,nothing out the usual per say,you got the normal gym equipment and apparatuses postioned around,you know,shit like that.I'm not going to go into too much detail,its only a gym use your imagination people! Alright now picture this,in the middle of the gym is a wrestling ring,theres currently two guys in the ring,going through the motions of what appears to be....yeah you got it genius they're having a goddamn wrestling match what else would they be doing in a wrestling ring? Discussing politics? (VOTE OBAMA).Anyway, the bigger beefier looking one out of the two guys,whom are both wearing tank tops and spandex tights and boots, has the smaller scrawnier looking one in the headlock while a very luscious bodied woman wearing tight yoga pants and tank top watches from outside the ring.She has her back turned to the camera but hey all the better for the camerman to perv on that sweet ass.
Woman:: Come on baby!
The smaller man breaks out the headlock and attempts to Irish Whip the other man but they counter and send them running to the ropes instead,the smaller blonde man comes back after bouncing off the ropes and the bigger one drops to the mat and they jump over carrying on to the other side bouncing off those ropes too.The bigger man gets to his feet and spins around and tries to catch his opponent with a stiff clothesline but they duck under,causing the man on the offensive to turn around and get met with a picture perfect overhead bycicle kick straight to the ol' noggin for his troubles.
Woman:: Wooooooooo!
Camera Man:: Um...hey.
The woman turns around and looks the camera and the unseen man up and down and we see a good look at her beautiful olive skinned face with piercing blue eyes that could melt any mans soul and full red lick-di-er... I mean lip-stick covered lips.The currently un-named woman smiles flashing those pearly whites.
Woman:: Can I help you?
Camera Man:: Yeah..I'm after a Mr. Taylor...Max Taylor...I'm here on behalf of wrestlingrumors.net and apparently this guys looking to sign with PCW?
Woman::Wow you guys are slow. Thats already been set in motion.
Camera Man:: Is it ok if I have a word with him?
The woman looks back towards the ring where the smaller man know has the bigger one in the corner, pulls the mans top over his head blinding him and then delivers a knife edge chop to his bare chest causing him to double over clutching his chest in pain.The smaller man then kicks the other straight in the head with a muay thai kick and they slump back into the corner,the smaller man takes a few steps,then looks at the woman smiling and giving her a wink which she returns with a smile of her own making it clear that the smaller man is Max.Max then runs back towards the man and leaps onto the turnbuckle flipping back while locking his legs around the neck of the bigger man executing a impressiving looking Frankensteiner.The woman turns back looking at the camera giggling like a school girl as she does.
Woman:: He's busy.
Camera Man::Is it ok if I have a word with you then? Who are you and whats your connection with Max?
Woman:: My names Kandy.I am his...associate.We've been on the road together for awhile now.
Shes looks back almost smitten as Max gets back to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle once more.
Camera Man:: I see. And what brought about the decision for him and yourself to come to PCW.
Kandy:: He wants competiton.Hopefully he'll find it there,sure as hell hasn't anywhere else.
Camera Man:: Do either of you know much about the competition in PCW?
Kandy:: Not really.
Camera Man:: Shouldn't you,you know,do some background research?
Kandy:: Not really.
Max still on top the turnbuckle starts beating his chest like King Kong on top of the Empire State building before perfoming a double front flip,otherwise known as,the 450 spash,directly ontop of the still reeling opponent laid out.The camera visibily jumps back indicating the man behind it did a similar action.
Camera Man:: Holy shit!
Kandy continues to giggle while eyeing up the camera lense.
Kandy:: You see its not about the other people in the company.We don't NEED to know who they are or what they've accomplished ,alls thats it important,is that soon enough they will know who HE is and what hes GOING to accomplish.Understood pumpkin?
The camera tilts up and down indicating the camera man is nodding his head.Kandy turns back to the ring to see Max get back to his feet once more.
Kandy::Isn't that right baby?
Max winks once more then notices the other man slowly getting to his feet.Max shakes his head and then shouts...
Max:: BOOYAH!
..Before roundhouse kicking the man in the head...
...SMACK!...
...and the man lays lifeless on the floor....
Kandy:: Wooooo!
Kandy starts to clap as Max exits the ring to join her and the camera man.
Max:: How was that!?
Kandy::Oh baby...SENSATIONAL.
The two kiss while the camera man looks on for a moment before clearing his throat.
Camera Man:: Um..Max? Max can I have a couple of words.
Max breaks away from Kandy looking rather ticked off.
Max:: Take a walk jerk-off! Hows that for a couple of words!?
Camera Man:: But...your signing to PCW...
Max:: What about it? Tell them dweebs to lock away their daughters.Lock away their championships.Neither are safe! Now shoo! I'm off to take a shower...
Kandy:: Can I come?
Max:: I'm tired but I'll do my best.
Max winks at the camera and grabs Kandys hand and the two begin to walk off laughing.The camera begins to follow them.
Camera Man:: Wait...
The pair stop,Max face palms mutter death threats under his breathes while Kandy just stares back at the camera smiling once more.
Kandy:: Three more words?
Camera Man:: Uh what? Ok sure...
Kandy:: "To be continued".Hehe.. Buh-bye now.
Max and Kandy start to laugh once more and the two carry on walking off to the shower rooms, leaving the camera man stumped as the scene comes to an abrupt fade.
Woman:: Come on baby!
The smaller man breaks out the headlock and attempts to Irish Whip the other man but they counter and send them running to the ropes instead,the smaller blonde man comes back after bouncing off the ropes and the bigger one drops to the mat and they jump over carrying on to the other side bouncing off those ropes too.The bigger man gets to his feet and spins around and tries to catch his opponent with a stiff clothesline but they duck under,causing the man on the offensive to turn around and get met with a picture perfect overhead bycicle kick straight to the ol' noggin for his troubles.
Woman:: Wooooooooo!
Camera Man:: Um...hey.
The woman turns around and looks the camera and the unseen man up and down and we see a good look at her beautiful olive skinned face with piercing blue eyes that could melt any mans soul and full red lick-di-er... I mean lip-stick covered lips.The currently un-named woman smiles flashing those pearly whites.
Woman:: Can I help you?
Camera Man:: Yeah..I'm after a Mr. Taylor...Max Taylor...I'm here on behalf of wrestlingrumors.net and apparently this guys looking to sign with PCW?
Woman::Wow you guys are slow. Thats already been set in motion.
Camera Man:: Is it ok if I have a word with him?
The woman looks back towards the ring where the smaller man know has the bigger one in the corner, pulls the mans top over his head blinding him and then delivers a knife edge chop to his bare chest causing him to double over clutching his chest in pain.The smaller man then kicks the other straight in the head with a muay thai kick and they slump back into the corner,the smaller man takes a few steps,then looks at the woman smiling and giving her a wink which she returns with a smile of her own making it clear that the smaller man is Max.Max then runs back towards the man and leaps onto the turnbuckle flipping back while locking his legs around the neck of the bigger man executing a impressiving looking Frankensteiner.The woman turns back looking at the camera giggling like a school girl as she does.
Woman:: He's busy.
Camera Man::Is it ok if I have a word with you then? Who are you and whats your connection with Max?
Woman:: My names Kandy.I am his...associate.We've been on the road together for awhile now.
Shes looks back almost smitten as Max gets back to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle once more.
Camera Man:: I see. And what brought about the decision for him and yourself to come to PCW.
Kandy:: He wants competiton.Hopefully he'll find it there,sure as hell hasn't anywhere else.
Camera Man:: Do either of you know much about the competition in PCW?
Kandy:: Not really.
Camera Man:: Shouldn't you,you know,do some background research?
Kandy:: Not really.
Max still on top the turnbuckle starts beating his chest like King Kong on top of the Empire State building before perfoming a double front flip,otherwise known as,the 450 spash,directly ontop of the still reeling opponent laid out.The camera visibily jumps back indicating the man behind it did a similar action.
Camera Man:: Holy shit!
Kandy continues to giggle while eyeing up the camera lense.
Kandy:: You see its not about the other people in the company.We don't NEED to know who they are or what they've accomplished ,alls thats it important,is that soon enough they will know who HE is and what hes GOING to accomplish.Understood pumpkin?
The camera tilts up and down indicating the camera man is nodding his head.Kandy turns back to the ring to see Max get back to his feet once more.
Kandy::Isn't that right baby?
Max winks once more then notices the other man slowly getting to his feet.Max shakes his head and then shouts...
Max:: BOOYAH!
..Before roundhouse kicking the man in the head...
...SMACK!...
...and the man lays lifeless on the floor....
Kandy:: Wooooo!
Kandy starts to clap as Max exits the ring to join her and the camera man.
Max:: How was that!?
Kandy::Oh baby...SENSATIONAL.
The two kiss while the camera man looks on for a moment before clearing his throat.
Camera Man:: Um..Max? Max can I have a couple of words.
Max breaks away from Kandy looking rather ticked off.
Max:: Take a walk jerk-off! Hows that for a couple of words!?
Camera Man:: But...your signing to PCW...
Max:: What about it? Tell them dweebs to lock away their daughters.Lock away their championships.Neither are safe! Now shoo! I'm off to take a shower...
Kandy:: Can I come?
Max:: I'm tired but I'll do my best.
Max winks at the camera and grabs Kandys hand and the two begin to walk off laughing.The camera begins to follow them.
Camera Man:: Wait...
The pair stop,Max face palms mutter death threats under his breathes while Kandy just stares back at the camera smiling once more.
Kandy:: Three more words?
Camera Man:: Uh what? Ok sure...
Kandy:: "To be continued".Hehe.. Buh-bye now.
Max and Kandy start to laugh once more and the two carry on walking off to the shower rooms, leaving the camera man stumped as the scene comes to an abrupt fade.
EORP