Post by disturbed on May 15, 2011 23:35:13 GMT -5
The lights dim in the arena and on the titantron is a video package. The video is dark at first with a sentence in big, bold, white, text across the screen that reads, "Egotystical is Coming to PCW." The text then fades away and the dark video flashes, and it comes back on with Egotystical laying in a bed, with silky, zebra, blankets. He is laying on the bed, smiling and posing at the camera.
For those of you who don't enjoy adult entertainment videos, you may not know me. I am Egotystical. For those of you who have seen my videos, you know where I am. You know exactly where I am. I am in Hollywood, California, in a studio. In this studio, I have spent much of my time. This bed is the place, where I have shot hundreds of videos. I know some of you, well most of you, don't get what I am saying because you are to stupid to realize that I am a former porn star. In this bed is where I made alot of money, fucking both men and women in front of the camera. I hope none of you have a problem with me being bisexual because if you do, I dare you to try and do something. Of course, you would be to scared to say anything because my physical appearence is very intimidating. I may be the prettiest wrestler in the world but my body is very scary. Not scary as in ugly but scary because when girls and guys see how sexy I am, they are scared to talk to me. I have both genders shaking in their boots when they see me and not many people can say that and it be true. Everyone wants to be me and everyone wants to be with me. Now, this bed right here is where I have made a living in the past. In the present, I will be making a living, in a wrestling ring. I will be showing the world that I can not only fuck but I can wrestle because I am just that good. Anyways, come with me and I will take you on a wild ride. Not literally, so don't get any ideas.
Egotystical gets up from the bed, and walks lustfully out the studio. The camera man is following him and a black limosine pulls up. Egotystical gets in the back of the limo and the camera man is following him. The camera man drops the camera because Egotystical doesn't even hold the door open for him. He picks up the camera and it is still in good shape. The cameraman finally gets inside the back of the limo with Egotystical.
If you're a camera man, how come you can't even open a car door without dropping your damn camera?
The camera man goes to speak but Egotystical cuts him off.
No excuses! Just don't let it happen again.
Egotystical pours some wine into a glass container, and begins to sip on it.
This is some fine wine, much like me. The pathetic, excuse of a limosine driver is taking us to the beach because I want to make sure everyone knows how we do it in Cali. I like to go to the beach and lay back on the sand. There are always cute guys, and hott chicks at the beach. I love seeing the girls in bikinis and the strapping men with bodasious bodys, play volley ball. As they run back and forth after the ball, you can see their beautiful pecks bounce up and down. And of course everyone is in their bare-feet in the sand. You know, I have always had a foot fetish.
Egotystical winks at the camera but the camera man is starting to get freaked out and Egotystical realizes this.
Am I freaking you out? Don't answer that! I better not freak you out. You know, you love me just like everyone else.
He finishes up his wine and the limo stops. They get out and Egotystical walks towards a bathroom with a bag.
I got to change real quick.
The camera man begins to follow him inside the camera with the footage still rolling.
Get out of here, you sick, sick, individual. If you really want to see me naked, look one of my videos up online.
He pushes the camera man out of the bathroom and the video then cuts out for a second. The fans in the arena have a disgusted look on their face by the video they have seen. The footage comes back and Egotystical is walking out of the bathroom. He is wearing a rainbow colored, speedo. He has nothing on but just the speedo and some nike speedos. Egotystical and the camera man walk out on the beach, and he lays out on a towell.
I have got to get some sun. I am not like all of the phonies in PCW and adult entertainment. My tan is real. It isn't just sprayed on me. I am the real deal, when it comes to sex appeal. Now let's get a close-up on my beautiful body.
The camera man zooms in on his legs and works his way up to his abdominals. When the camera man makes his way up to Egotystical's pectorials, he begins to move them up and down and smile for the camera. A hott blonde is walking down the beach alone and Egotystical notices this. He hops up and runs over, to walk beside her.
Hello there.
Hi.
You look awful beautiful to be walking down the beach by yourself.
My boyfriend's back at the hotel.
Oh really now, well he obviously doesn't love you enough if he isn't out here with you. Come sit with me.
They sit down on the sand and Egotystical grabs her hand. He rubs in smoothly, and looks into her eyes. He then begins to whisper in her ear and she giggles. A man walks by and he is alone. Egotystical winks at the man and the hott blonde sees him.
You like guys too?
Is that a problem?
No, not at all. I think it's very sexy. To be honest, I have always wanted to have a threesome with three guys.
Well then, let's make it happen. I like making people's dreams come true. Today, I will make your dream come true and then in due time, I will make all of the PCW fans' dream come true.
He signals for the man walking on the beach to come over to them. The man comes and Egotystical stands up, and whispers into his hear. The man smiles and the blonde chuckles a bit and begins to blush. The three of them walk back to the limo and the camera man follows them. They get in the limo and the camera man gets in too. Egotystical begins to nibble on the ear of the hott blonde and then the ear of the man. He then looks in the camera with an evil eye.
Get the fuck out of here, man! I know their isn't many boundaries in PCW but damn, I think this will be to graphic for them. Go get some grub or something while we take care of business. I'll end with this, everyone in PCW, remember whether he's in the bedroom or a wrestling ring, Egotystical always comes out on top!
The camera man leaves and turns off the camera as the video on the titantron, fades away.
For those of you who don't enjoy adult entertainment videos, you may not know me. I am Egotystical. For those of you who have seen my videos, you know where I am. You know exactly where I am. I am in Hollywood, California, in a studio. In this studio, I have spent much of my time. This bed is the place, where I have shot hundreds of videos. I know some of you, well most of you, don't get what I am saying because you are to stupid to realize that I am a former porn star. In this bed is where I made alot of money, fucking both men and women in front of the camera. I hope none of you have a problem with me being bisexual because if you do, I dare you to try and do something. Of course, you would be to scared to say anything because my physical appearence is very intimidating. I may be the prettiest wrestler in the world but my body is very scary. Not scary as in ugly but scary because when girls and guys see how sexy I am, they are scared to talk to me. I have both genders shaking in their boots when they see me and not many people can say that and it be true. Everyone wants to be me and everyone wants to be with me. Now, this bed right here is where I have made a living in the past. In the present, I will be making a living, in a wrestling ring. I will be showing the world that I can not only fuck but I can wrestle because I am just that good. Anyways, come with me and I will take you on a wild ride. Not literally, so don't get any ideas.
Egotystical gets up from the bed, and walks lustfully out the studio. The camera man is following him and a black limosine pulls up. Egotystical gets in the back of the limo and the camera man is following him. The camera man drops the camera because Egotystical doesn't even hold the door open for him. He picks up the camera and it is still in good shape. The cameraman finally gets inside the back of the limo with Egotystical.
If you're a camera man, how come you can't even open a car door without dropping your damn camera?
The camera man goes to speak but Egotystical cuts him off.
No excuses! Just don't let it happen again.
Egotystical pours some wine into a glass container, and begins to sip on it.
This is some fine wine, much like me. The pathetic, excuse of a limosine driver is taking us to the beach because I want to make sure everyone knows how we do it in Cali. I like to go to the beach and lay back on the sand. There are always cute guys, and hott chicks at the beach. I love seeing the girls in bikinis and the strapping men with bodasious bodys, play volley ball. As they run back and forth after the ball, you can see their beautiful pecks bounce up and down. And of course everyone is in their bare-feet in the sand. You know, I have always had a foot fetish.
Egotystical winks at the camera but the camera man is starting to get freaked out and Egotystical realizes this.
Am I freaking you out? Don't answer that! I better not freak you out. You know, you love me just like everyone else.
He finishes up his wine and the limo stops. They get out and Egotystical walks towards a bathroom with a bag.
I got to change real quick.
The camera man begins to follow him inside the camera with the footage still rolling.
Get out of here, you sick, sick, individual. If you really want to see me naked, look one of my videos up online.
He pushes the camera man out of the bathroom and the video then cuts out for a second. The fans in the arena have a disgusted look on their face by the video they have seen. The footage comes back and Egotystical is walking out of the bathroom. He is wearing a rainbow colored, speedo. He has nothing on but just the speedo and some nike speedos. Egotystical and the camera man walk out on the beach, and he lays out on a towell.
I have got to get some sun. I am not like all of the phonies in PCW and adult entertainment. My tan is real. It isn't just sprayed on me. I am the real deal, when it comes to sex appeal. Now let's get a close-up on my beautiful body.
The camera man zooms in on his legs and works his way up to his abdominals. When the camera man makes his way up to Egotystical's pectorials, he begins to move them up and down and smile for the camera. A hott blonde is walking down the beach alone and Egotystical notices this. He hops up and runs over, to walk beside her.
Hello there.
Hi.
You look awful beautiful to be walking down the beach by yourself.
My boyfriend's back at the hotel.
Oh really now, well he obviously doesn't love you enough if he isn't out here with you. Come sit with me.
They sit down on the sand and Egotystical grabs her hand. He rubs in smoothly, and looks into her eyes. He then begins to whisper in her ear and she giggles. A man walks by and he is alone. Egotystical winks at the man and the hott blonde sees him.
You like guys too?
Is that a problem?
No, not at all. I think it's very sexy. To be honest, I have always wanted to have a threesome with three guys.
Well then, let's make it happen. I like making people's dreams come true. Today, I will make your dream come true and then in due time, I will make all of the PCW fans' dream come true.
He signals for the man walking on the beach to come over to them. The man comes and Egotystical stands up, and whispers into his hear. The man smiles and the blonde chuckles a bit and begins to blush. The three of them walk back to the limo and the camera man follows them. They get in the limo and the camera man gets in too. Egotystical begins to nibble on the ear of the hott blonde and then the ear of the man. He then looks in the camera with an evil eye.
Get the fuck out of here, man! I know their isn't many boundaries in PCW but damn, I think this will be to graphic for them. Go get some grub or something while we take care of business. I'll end with this, everyone in PCW, remember whether he's in the bedroom or a wrestling ring, Egotystical always comes out on top!
The camera man leaves and turns off the camera as the video on the titantron, fades away.