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Post by stryker on Nov 10, 2012 0:19:10 GMT -5
Brian Stryker is sitting on a folding chair in his locker room, the door open wide, reading a magazine. He has his feet up, planted on the fat, protruding stomach of a declined B-Soup, who is moaning and rubbing his stomach. On the floor within his reach is a pillow case filled with Halloween candy. B-Soup had over 10 pounds from the holiday. A-Con is sitting on the leather chair, his legs over the arm rest.
B-Soup: Oooooh. My stomach hurts so much.
Stryker: That's what happens when you engorge on 15 full size Snicker bars in a 10 minute span.
A-Con: That was impressive though.
Stryker: Looked like a shark attacked a chocolate seal.
B-Soup: I'll never eat another piece of candy as long as I live.
Despite saying that, B-Soup instinctively reached down into the pillow case and pulled out a Hershey's Choclate bar. He unwraps it and shoves it into his mouth whole.
Stryker: I think if we cut you open, it would look like a pinata.
A-Con: A very disgusting pinata.
Stryker nods as B-Soup rubs his belly, groaning.
TBCB: Anyone.
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Adrien Cochrane
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Nov 10, 2012 23:17:49 GMT -5
[Chris Marks passes by in the hallway and notices the giant bag of candy. With an evil grin, he enters the room.]
Chris Marks: "Say, I don't think I ever properly welcomed you guys to PCW. Hi, my name is Chris Marks. I'm the right hand man of the World Title number one contender Adrien Cochrane. Say, something you can do to help get on the good graces of the man is to share some of that...OWW!!"
[Chris Marks is hit in the back of the head by Adrien Cochrane.]
Adrien Cochrane: "How many times do I have to tell you? No taking bribes from people!"
[Cochrane turns to Stryker.]
AC: "You must be Brian Stryker. I'm Adrien Cochrane."
[Extends his hand out.]
TBC by Brian
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Post by stryker on Nov 11, 2012 0:09:38 GMT -5
Brian was in the middle of his magazine when some guy walked in and said he'd help them out for some candy. Said guy was then hit in the head by Adrien.
Stryker: Yeah. Oh right, you're the guy getting the world title shit. The guy on the chair is A-Con, and the groaning sack of fat i'm using as a footstool is B-Soup
A-Con: Yo.
B-Soup: Howdy.
TBCB: Adrien
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Adrien Cochrane
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Nov 11, 2012 0:26:06 GMT -5
[Adrien Cochrane sizes up the candy engorged B-Soup.]
Adrien: "Fitting name. So congratulations over the third member of my little loose alliance, Aurora Rose. She was impressed by how well you held yourself."
[Chris Marks attempts to sneak candy from the bag before Richelle enters the room and smacks Chris Marks in the back of the head like Adrien had done previously.]
Chris Marks: "What the fuck, man?!"
Adrien: "I apologize about Chris here. He still has some slight klepto tendencies from his old days."
TBCB Brian
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Post by stryker on Nov 11, 2012 0:35:02 GMT -5
Stryker: Oh thanks. To be honest, I thought I was in trouble there. She had my leg bent way back in that boston crab. And don't worry about the candy. B-Soup is never lets anyone touch his candy.
A-Con: It's true. I still have the scar to prove it.
Tbcb: him
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Adrien Cochrane
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Nov 11, 2012 0:38:30 GMT -5
Chris Marks: "Oh please. If I can steal ten thousand dollars from that bank in San Diego, I think I can...OWW!!"
[Adrien stomps on the foot of Chris "The Filth" Marks.]
Adrien: "Chris, play nice."
[Chris mumbles profanities as he sits down behind Adrien.]
Adrien: "Either way, looks like you have quite the match upcoming. You gotta hate it when you have a future opponent as a tag partner. I would know, look at last night."
TBCB Brian
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Post by stryker on Nov 11, 2012 0:42:45 GMT -5
Stryker: Yeah. I don't know who hates it more. Me or Smith. He's probably still ranting in his locker room over the 300 thing. To say the least if I can walk out of there without hitting him, I'll consider it a good day.
A-Con: That speedo was very uncomfortable.
B-Soup: I don't know I thought they were nice.
Stryker: Soup. We gave you a pair of leather shorts. Your fat ass ate them.
B-Soup shrugs as he digs his hand back into the bag.
Stryker: So what about you? You gotta be pumped for that world title match.
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Adrien Cochrane
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Nov 11, 2012 0:45:57 GMT -5
Adrien Cochrane: "Biggest match of my career? I think I would say I'm fairly pumped up."
Richelle Ross: "Not to mention it's his rubber match against a Hall of Famer."
Adrien: "Oh so rude of me. This is my manager, Richelle Ross."
[Richelle shakes hands with A-Con and Stryker and kinda awkwardly withdraws when she turns to B-Soup.]
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Post by stryker on Nov 11, 2012 0:50:46 GMT -5
Stryker: Nice to meet you.
Just then Nate Rellington, Brian's business manager comes stomping into the room.
Nate: God damn lawyers wouldn't know a good deal if he came up and bite them in their sleep! Brian, I told you I needed you there to seal the deal!
Stryker: I got lazy.
Nate: Well get unlazy and get your ass to the meeting next time!
Stryker: Nate calm down can't you see I have guest. Ad, I'd like to introduce my business manager Nate Rellington.
Nate just waves hi and he glares at Brian.
Nate: We have a meeting tomorrow at noon be there!
Nate takes out his phone and leaves the room to make some calls.
Stryker: Sorry about him....he's just take his job serious.
A-Con: He's a hardass.
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Adrien Cochrane
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Post by Adrien Cochrane on Nov 11, 2012 1:26:20 GMT -5
Adrien: "Typically, that's what little Miss Richelle here is."
Chris: "All work and no play makes Adrien a dull boy."
Richelle: "Can it, Marks!"
[Richelle shoots an evil glare.]
Chris: "Hey, in her defense, Adrien is pretty straight up businessy too."
[Adrien this time shoots Chris Marks a dirty look.]
Adrien: "Either way, good luck in your next match and your little rivalry with Jones."
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Post by stryker on Nov 11, 2012 1:33:10 GMT -5
A-Con: Wish Nate was more fun. All he does is yell at us.
Stryker: You wrecked his car when you first meet.
B-Soup: By accident.
Stryker: Anyways, thanks. And good luck with....whatever your doing next week.
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