Post by DudeBehindAKeyboard on Feb 11, 2013 23:32:26 GMT -5
The scene opes up backstage at Rapture just moments after the Bull and Ape alliance had a brawl with Kevin Styles and JT Banks. Bull Connor and Ape Simmons are standing around with the PCW World Tag Team championships on their shoulders, and huge smiles on their faces. Bull looks over at Ape, and begins speaking.
Bull: Well, Ape. It's been a pretty great night for us. Earlier tonight, we took out that piece of shit Casey Matthews.
Bull and Ape share a laugh.
Ape: Yeah, man. You shook his hand, hit him with the Bull horn drop, and I hit him with the Gorilla bomb! I can't believe he thaught we would accept his stupid offer. If we got rid of Jimmy for being a douche bag, what makes him think we would want him as our manager? And some people have the nerve to call us stupid.
Bull: Agreed. Speaking of people who have the nerve to call us stupid, forget about Casey Matthews. What's more important is what we did to Kevin Styles and JT Banks a few moments ago.
Ape: Especially after what they did to us last week. This week we got a little revenge. Kevin and JT called us out, we went out there, they did the a little trash talking, and we beat them down with the Animal Takeover.
Bull: It felt great too. We have alot to say about Kevin and JT, but we'll save that for our promo on them. For now I think we should go find something to eat. I'm hungry. How about you?
Ape: I'm always hungry!
Bull: Same here.
Ape: No shit! You eat more than I do!
Bull: I do not!
Ape: Oh really? Then why am I the one who actually has a bit of muscle. No offence, but you're just fat, bro.
Bull: Meh. I guess you make a good point, but lets just go find something to eat. I'm fucking starving!
Ape: Good idea.
Bull and Ape walk toward the parking lot as the scene fades to black.
.......................................Brittany's house....................................................................
The scene opens back up in Brittany Kinari's house in Lexington Kentucky where Bull Connor, Ape Simmons, and Brittany Kinari are in the living room watching TV, and eating pizza. Bull and Ape are sitting on the sofa, while Brittany is sitting in a chair. Brittany looks over at Bull and Ape, and begins speaking.
Brittany: So, how do you guys like living here so far?
Bull: It's fucking amazing here! We love it!
Ape: Yeah, you don't yell at us, and call us stupid fatasses like Jimmy did!
Brittany laughs.
Brittany: Well, Jimmy is a douchebag. Speaking of douche bags. I'm glad you guys didn't accept Casey Matthews' offer to be your manager. That guy is a even bigger douche than Jimmy.
Bull and Ape give Brittany a confused look.
Bull and Ape: *together* Really?
Brittany: Yep. A bigger douchebag than Jimmy Gambino and Shannon Taint put together. Not only would he have called you fatass idiots like Jimmy did, but he would have complained about everyone he hates all fucking day non stop, and he would hit on every girl he seen.
Ape: Did he ever hit on you?
Brittany: Of course! He was dating Katie, but she didn't give a shit. She's a fucking slut. It don't matter to her if her boyfriend hits on another woman because she don't care anymore about her boyfriend than anyone else she sleeps with.
Bull and Ape give Brittany a suprised look.
Bull: I always knew she was a slut, but DAMN!
Brittany: The list of people she slept with is probably bigger than Alexis Laundry's.
Ape: Damn! That's big! who all has she slept with?
Brittany: Not going to name everyone, but I'll name a few. JT Banks, Casey Matthews, Jimmy Gambino, Tom Pendergrass, both members of the Dark Cyde Mafia, Ryan Robinson, and most the people who either currently wrestle for CCP or used to wrestle there.
Ape: What the fuck!? She slept with Reaper!?
Brittany: Well, it was back before he became ''the Reaper'' but yeah, supposibly.
Bull and Ape begin laughing. They laugh for about two minutes before Bull stops laughing, and looks over at Ape.
Bull: Umm, Ape.
Ape stops laughing.
Ape: Yeah, Bull?
Bull: We can't laugh about that.
Ape gives Bull a confused look.
Ape: Why not?
Bull: We also slept with Katie Chason, remember?
Ape stares blankly at Bull.
Ape: Oh, right! I forgot!
Brittany gives Bull and Ape a look of shock.
Brittany: Hold on. You two slept with Katie Chason?
Bull: Yes. Yes we did.
Brittany laughs.
Brittany: WOW. That's priceless, but I'm going to change the subject now. You two don't have a manager, right?
Ape: That's right.
Brittany: Are you guys interested in getting a new manager?
Bull: Nope. We got rid of Jimmy Gambino, and turned down Casey Matthews offer. We don't need a douchebag yelling at us, telling us what to do, and calling us ''fatass idiots''.
Brrittany giggles.
Brittany: You two know that not all managers have to be douchebags, right?
Bull and Ape give Brittany a suprised look as they did not know that. Jimmy Gambino was the only manager they ever had, and they always thaught you had to be just like him to be a manager.
Ape: No, Britt! We didn't know that.
Brittany: Well, yeah. If you want, I could be your valet.
Bull and Ape give Brittany a confused look.
Bull: What's a valet?
Brittany stares blankly at Bull and Ape.
Brittany: You're kidding, right?
Bull: Nope. I really don't know. What's a valet?
Brittany: Bull. A valet is a female manager.
Bull: Excuse us.
Bull turns to Ape.
Bull: Kitchen?
Ape: Kitchen.
Bull and Ape stand up, walk into the kitchen, and begin speaking with eachother.
Bull: So, you think we should let Brittany be our valet?
Ape thinks about it for a moment, although him and Bull have seen many managers and valets. The only two people they ever really considered to be managers were Jimmy Gambino and Casey Matthews, but Brittany Kinari was nothing like those two, she wasn't a douche bag. She was actually very kind for the most part.
Ape: Well. I don't see how it would hurt anything. It's worth a shot. It could turn out great. Lets give it a shot.
Bull and Ape walk back into the living room, sit on the sofa, and look over to Brittany.
Bull: Brittany.
Brittany: Yes, Bull?
Bull: Ape and I would like for you to be our valet.
Brittany: Well, that's too bad, guys. I have decided I don't want to be a valet.
A look of sadness crosses the faces of Bull and Ape, and Brittany giggles.
Brittany: I'm just kidding, guys! Of course I'll be your valet.
Bull and Ape smile at Brittany.
Ape: Really?
Brittany: Yes! I'm not going to call you ''fatass idiots'', or boss you around. I'm going to allow you to take your own path. I'm just going to give you advice, and help you out with certain things.
Bull and Ape: *together* Sweet!
Brittany: Anyways, I need to go shopping and stuff. Do you guys want to go with me? I could use a hand or two. Maybe even three or four.
Ape: Sure Brittany. Bull and I would love to. No problem.
Brittany: Alright. Lets go.
Bull, Ape, and Brittany stand up, and leave the room as the scene fades to black.
......................................Backyard..........................................................
The scene opens back up in Brittany Kinari's back yard where Bull Connor and Ape Simmons are sitting in chairs with the PCW World Tag Team championships in their laps. They look into the camera, and Bull begins speaking.
Bull: Kevin, JT. For the last month or something like that, you two have been running your mouths calling us fatass idiots, and saying that we're a disgrase to the Tag Team devision. Well, answer this question, boys. How does it feal to be layed out by so called ''disgraces'', huh!?
Ape: We heard the little promo you guys did. We could be mistaken, but we believe you two claimed that we can only go thirty seconds before running out of breath like two whales out of water or some bull shit like that. Well, that couldn't be further from the truth. Bull and I might be five hundred pound fatasses, but we are in great shape. We could go all day in the ring with no problem, just like we could spend all day at a buffet table with no problem!
Bull: We also heard you two talking about how we can't spell, read, write, or drive. Well, you may be right about the driving part, but as for the reading, writing, and spelling. Just watch this.
Bull grabs a sharpie, and a blank sign before drawing something on the sign, he then turns the sign around, and the words ''FUCK YOU'' are shown on the sign.
Bull: How's that for good spelling?
Ape: You two acused us of not knowing rather we or good or bad due to the fact that we said we were going to change, yet we later stated that we don't care what the PCW fans think. Umm. We never said we don't care what the PCW fans think. We care about the PCW fans. We love the PCW fans! They pay their hard earned money to watch us, and everyone else on the roster wrestle. What we said was we don't care if they believe we can beat you two. As in we will prove them wrong.
Bull: You asked us if we are good guys or bad guys. We're going to answer that question. It depends on what you mean by that. If you mean bad guys as in ''douche bags'' then no. We're not bad guys, but if you mean bad guys as in ''badasses'' then yes. We are bad guys, as for the merchandise and our catch phrase, Kevin. You may find it stupid, but the PCW universe seems to like it, It was actually Syn's idea for us to wear the clown masks, but they kinda grew on us, so we kept wearing them.
Ape: But it's not just about us. Not anymore. You two have basically bashed the whole current Tag Team devision. Saying that the past devision was better, so Bull and I are not just representing ourselves anymore. We're representing the current PCW Tag Team devision. We may not always get along with Fatality Inc, Order and Chaos, the Glamerous/Vicious combination, and Dawn Of a new Age, and they probably don't believe we will defeat you, but I'm sure deap down. They really want us to defeat you, because we're representing them. You two will lose to these so called ''disgraces''. We will remian the PCW World Tag Team championship, and we WILL earn your respect.
Ape turns to Bull.
Ape: Lets go, bro.
Bull and Ape walk away as the scene fades to black.
Bull: Well, Ape. It's been a pretty great night for us. Earlier tonight, we took out that piece of shit Casey Matthews.
Bull and Ape share a laugh.
Ape: Yeah, man. You shook his hand, hit him with the Bull horn drop, and I hit him with the Gorilla bomb! I can't believe he thaught we would accept his stupid offer. If we got rid of Jimmy for being a douche bag, what makes him think we would want him as our manager? And some people have the nerve to call us stupid.
Bull: Agreed. Speaking of people who have the nerve to call us stupid, forget about Casey Matthews. What's more important is what we did to Kevin Styles and JT Banks a few moments ago.
Ape: Especially after what they did to us last week. This week we got a little revenge. Kevin and JT called us out, we went out there, they did the a little trash talking, and we beat them down with the Animal Takeover.
Bull: It felt great too. We have alot to say about Kevin and JT, but we'll save that for our promo on them. For now I think we should go find something to eat. I'm hungry. How about you?
Ape: I'm always hungry!
Bull: Same here.
Ape: No shit! You eat more than I do!
Bull: I do not!
Ape: Oh really? Then why am I the one who actually has a bit of muscle. No offence, but you're just fat, bro.
Bull: Meh. I guess you make a good point, but lets just go find something to eat. I'm fucking starving!
Ape: Good idea.
Bull and Ape walk toward the parking lot as the scene fades to black.
.......................................Brittany's house....................................................................
The scene opens back up in Brittany Kinari's house in Lexington Kentucky where Bull Connor, Ape Simmons, and Brittany Kinari are in the living room watching TV, and eating pizza. Bull and Ape are sitting on the sofa, while Brittany is sitting in a chair. Brittany looks over at Bull and Ape, and begins speaking.
Brittany: So, how do you guys like living here so far?
Bull: It's fucking amazing here! We love it!
Ape: Yeah, you don't yell at us, and call us stupid fatasses like Jimmy did!
Brittany laughs.
Brittany: Well, Jimmy is a douchebag. Speaking of douche bags. I'm glad you guys didn't accept Casey Matthews' offer to be your manager. That guy is a even bigger douche than Jimmy.
Bull and Ape give Brittany a confused look.
Bull and Ape: *together* Really?
Brittany: Yep. A bigger douchebag than Jimmy Gambino and Shannon Taint put together. Not only would he have called you fatass idiots like Jimmy did, but he would have complained about everyone he hates all fucking day non stop, and he would hit on every girl he seen.
Ape: Did he ever hit on you?
Brittany: Of course! He was dating Katie, but she didn't give a shit. She's a fucking slut. It don't matter to her if her boyfriend hits on another woman because she don't care anymore about her boyfriend than anyone else she sleeps with.
Bull and Ape give Brittany a suprised look.
Bull: I always knew she was a slut, but DAMN!
Brittany: The list of people she slept with is probably bigger than Alexis Laundry's.
Ape: Damn! That's big! who all has she slept with?
Brittany: Not going to name everyone, but I'll name a few. JT Banks, Casey Matthews, Jimmy Gambino, Tom Pendergrass, both members of the Dark Cyde Mafia, Ryan Robinson, and most the people who either currently wrestle for CCP or used to wrestle there.
Ape: What the fuck!? She slept with Reaper!?
Brittany: Well, it was back before he became ''the Reaper'' but yeah, supposibly.
Bull and Ape begin laughing. They laugh for about two minutes before Bull stops laughing, and looks over at Ape.
Bull: Umm, Ape.
Ape stops laughing.
Ape: Yeah, Bull?
Bull: We can't laugh about that.
Ape gives Bull a confused look.
Ape: Why not?
Bull: We also slept with Katie Chason, remember?
Ape stares blankly at Bull.
Ape: Oh, right! I forgot!
Brittany gives Bull and Ape a look of shock.
Brittany: Hold on. You two slept with Katie Chason?
Bull: Yes. Yes we did.
Brittany laughs.
Brittany: WOW. That's priceless, but I'm going to change the subject now. You two don't have a manager, right?
Ape: That's right.
Brittany: Are you guys interested in getting a new manager?
Bull: Nope. We got rid of Jimmy Gambino, and turned down Casey Matthews offer. We don't need a douchebag yelling at us, telling us what to do, and calling us ''fatass idiots''.
Brrittany giggles.
Brittany: You two know that not all managers have to be douchebags, right?
Bull and Ape give Brittany a suprised look as they did not know that. Jimmy Gambino was the only manager they ever had, and they always thaught you had to be just like him to be a manager.
Ape: No, Britt! We didn't know that.
Brittany: Well, yeah. If you want, I could be your valet.
Bull and Ape give Brittany a confused look.
Bull: What's a valet?
Brittany stares blankly at Bull and Ape.
Brittany: You're kidding, right?
Bull: Nope. I really don't know. What's a valet?
Brittany: Bull. A valet is a female manager.
Bull: Excuse us.
Bull turns to Ape.
Bull: Kitchen?
Ape: Kitchen.
Bull and Ape stand up, walk into the kitchen, and begin speaking with eachother.
Bull: So, you think we should let Brittany be our valet?
Ape thinks about it for a moment, although him and Bull have seen many managers and valets. The only two people they ever really considered to be managers were Jimmy Gambino and Casey Matthews, but Brittany Kinari was nothing like those two, she wasn't a douche bag. She was actually very kind for the most part.
Ape: Well. I don't see how it would hurt anything. It's worth a shot. It could turn out great. Lets give it a shot.
Bull and Ape walk back into the living room, sit on the sofa, and look over to Brittany.
Bull: Brittany.
Brittany: Yes, Bull?
Bull: Ape and I would like for you to be our valet.
Brittany: Well, that's too bad, guys. I have decided I don't want to be a valet.
A look of sadness crosses the faces of Bull and Ape, and Brittany giggles.
Brittany: I'm just kidding, guys! Of course I'll be your valet.
Bull and Ape smile at Brittany.
Ape: Really?
Brittany: Yes! I'm not going to call you ''fatass idiots'', or boss you around. I'm going to allow you to take your own path. I'm just going to give you advice, and help you out with certain things.
Bull and Ape: *together* Sweet!
Brittany: Anyways, I need to go shopping and stuff. Do you guys want to go with me? I could use a hand or two. Maybe even three or four.
Ape: Sure Brittany. Bull and I would love to. No problem.
Brittany: Alright. Lets go.
Bull, Ape, and Brittany stand up, and leave the room as the scene fades to black.
......................................Backyard..........................................................
The scene opens back up in Brittany Kinari's back yard where Bull Connor and Ape Simmons are sitting in chairs with the PCW World Tag Team championships in their laps. They look into the camera, and Bull begins speaking.
Bull: Kevin, JT. For the last month or something like that, you two have been running your mouths calling us fatass idiots, and saying that we're a disgrase to the Tag Team devision. Well, answer this question, boys. How does it feal to be layed out by so called ''disgraces'', huh!?
Ape: We heard the little promo you guys did. We could be mistaken, but we believe you two claimed that we can only go thirty seconds before running out of breath like two whales out of water or some bull shit like that. Well, that couldn't be further from the truth. Bull and I might be five hundred pound fatasses, but we are in great shape. We could go all day in the ring with no problem, just like we could spend all day at a buffet table with no problem!
Bull: We also heard you two talking about how we can't spell, read, write, or drive. Well, you may be right about the driving part, but as for the reading, writing, and spelling. Just watch this.
Bull grabs a sharpie, and a blank sign before drawing something on the sign, he then turns the sign around, and the words ''FUCK YOU'' are shown on the sign.
Bull: How's that for good spelling?
Ape: You two acused us of not knowing rather we or good or bad due to the fact that we said we were going to change, yet we later stated that we don't care what the PCW fans think. Umm. We never said we don't care what the PCW fans think. We care about the PCW fans. We love the PCW fans! They pay their hard earned money to watch us, and everyone else on the roster wrestle. What we said was we don't care if they believe we can beat you two. As in we will prove them wrong.
Bull: You asked us if we are good guys or bad guys. We're going to answer that question. It depends on what you mean by that. If you mean bad guys as in ''douche bags'' then no. We're not bad guys, but if you mean bad guys as in ''badasses'' then yes. We are bad guys, as for the merchandise and our catch phrase, Kevin. You may find it stupid, but the PCW universe seems to like it, It was actually Syn's idea for us to wear the clown masks, but they kinda grew on us, so we kept wearing them.
Ape: But it's not just about us. Not anymore. You two have basically bashed the whole current Tag Team devision. Saying that the past devision was better, so Bull and I are not just representing ourselves anymore. We're representing the current PCW Tag Team devision. We may not always get along with Fatality Inc, Order and Chaos, the Glamerous/Vicious combination, and Dawn Of a new Age, and they probably don't believe we will defeat you, but I'm sure deap down. They really want us to defeat you, because we're representing them. You two will lose to these so called ''disgraces''. We will remian the PCW World Tag Team championship, and we WILL earn your respect.
Ape turns to Bull.
Ape: Lets go, bro.
Bull and Ape walk away as the scene fades to black.