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Post by jaythunder1 on Mar 29, 2013 11:32:19 GMT -5
It's almost here, ladies and gentlemen... The Grandest Stage of Them All, the Birthplace of Legends, WrestleMania. Can you feel the excitement in the air? This event is shaping up to be a decent-at-best card, featuring some young talent, some old, and some we just want to see go away and NEVER come back. So, I decided, since it's almost here... Predictions time! WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar *If Triple H loses, his career is over
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
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Post by jaythunder1 on Mar 29, 2013 11:43:33 GMT -5
WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena Remember where I mentioned "some we just want to see go away and NEVER come back?" This is one of them I was speaking of. Twice in a Lifetime, you say? One too many. But, nevertheless, we all know the end. Cena wins.
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker MY Main Event of the evening. This is the most anticipated match on the card by FAR. I cannot wait to see the outcome of this one. My hopes say CM Punk walking away the winner, but my instinct is 'Taker claiming another. 21-0.
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar *If Triple H loses, his career is over This one I've been anticipating heavily as well. It's gonna be an emotional match, a physical match, and overall, it's going to be a good one. Let's just hope Triple H-Ah and Bork Laser can still put on a good show. But, nevertheless, this one is kinda... Odd. Triple H has been hinting retirement for a while now, but I doubt they'd let him lose his last WrestleMania match. He has no reason to put Bork over, because Bork will probably leave as well. So what's the use of the retirement match? But history proves when someone's career is on the line at the Big One, they usually lose. I got Bork.
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger I swear to God, if Jack wins, I'm going to be upset, really upset. Alberto Dorito is doing a great job at being champion currently, and the storyline for "Jack Swagger's America" is... Ugh, it's vomit-inducing! "We The People! We The People!" Shut up, you damn Kurt Angle wanna-be! Shit, I hope Alberto retains.
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins ... Seriously? This match was probably just thrown together last-second for no reason whatsoever. It's kinda pathetic. My grade for this match has GOT to be F---. That's right, triple F-Minus. But nevertheless, I see the Pedo and his gang winning this.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback Oooh God this is gonna be a good one. Ryberg has been showing some great mic skills as of late, Henry is still young enough to have at least ONE good 'Mania left in him, and I feel this may actually be one of the top matches of the night. Grade B+. But I feel this is to put Ryberg over. So, Ryback gets this one.
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show Another put-over match, it would seem, but a good one. The Shield(aside from Ambrose)are great competitors, singles or tag. I feel they will win this one in a great, hard-fought match. Grade A-.
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz I want to see the Man-Of-Awesome walk away with this. Wade's good and all, but I don't think he's doing as well a job as champion that The Miz would do. I see Miz getting the win here. Grade B-.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango FAHN-DUNGHOLE! Is not gonna win. I swear to GOD, if they have JERICHO put over FahnDungHole, I will be pissed. This gimmick is already retarded, the ball-room dancer crap, and I don't see him doing anything big with it. Though, Y2J being in it saves this match from a HORRIBLE grade. I saaay... Grade B--.
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston I personally want to see THN retain, but Dolph cash-in later in the show. Why else would they make his match first on the card? Haha. But, nevertheless, this match will be a good one. Great way to start off 'Mania, as long as it lasts longer than, oh, 17 seconds. Grade B.
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Post by Papi El Sueno on Mar 29, 2013 12:05:59 GMT -5
WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena Sigh. We all know the outcome of this one. I hope to god there's something intriguing in this, but my gut says Rock's gonna carry Cena through the match and Cena wins in predictable fashion and the same old shit will happen and yada yada yada. I've seen this story the last eight years.
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker The streak shouldn't be broken in my view and I don't see it starting here. Admittedly I haven't watched much of this feud because I just don't care. I'm sure the match will be good and all though.
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar *If Triple H loses, his career is over This is to give Triple H his win back. Mr. Big Nose HAS to go over Bork Laser here. Ugh.
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger I want to see how far they can take this Swagger thing. I really do and I can see him walk out with the belt. Dorito has been good with the title, but I think it's time for a switch here.
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins Sandow deserves better than teaming with a bland boring idiot with a Pedophile style mustache. And since the Pedo is in the match... I go for Team Brodus to win (because I want them to win lol). I'll be taking a piss break for this match since the Pedo is in it.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback This is gonna be a put over although I wouldn't mind seeing Henry win, but Ryback's gonna get it.
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show Somebody's gonna turn here and it'll help Rollins, Roman and Crackhead to win this one.
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz This title doesn't mean shit and regardless of who wins, the company will still make it meaningless because they don't do shit for the majority of the mid-carders.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango For the love that is all holy in this world. I hope Jericho wins this one. Other than being a huge Y2J mark, but Fandango is a shit gimmick. It's lame. I know Jericho is the guy who puts over others (unlike a certain 10 time WWE Champion), but this is one of those times where a put over is unnecessary (because Fandango is crap).
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston I can't see Zigs and Big Titty Langston winning. Team Hell No is still hot in the division (even if it's waned a little bit), and I see the company riding it further. Not to mention Bryan would FINALLY gain a win at WrestleMania.
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Post by Leon Lonewolf on Mar 29, 2013 12:28:15 GMT -5
WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena
Twice in a Lifetime is Once too many. Predictable as fuck. Cena wins.
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker
Semi-predictable. Can go either way, but Taker will win
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar *If Triple H loses, his career is over
VERY Predictable. Lesnar won in Summerslam so Hunter can bury him at WM. HHH wins.
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
I think Del Rio has had the title long enough. I think Swagger will win
...then as punishment for his arrest, Ziggles FINALLY cashes in.
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
Stupid match is stupid. As much as I want Rhodes Scholars to win, I see Tons of Funk picking this up.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
Another stupid match. It can go either way, but in the end, Ryback will be asking for more
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show
The Shield have been VERY stong so far. Giving them the loss at Wrestlemania will make them weak. BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!!
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz
If they're smart, they would push Barrett for a World Title run, but they wont. Plus knowing them, they want to give the newly face a title.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
I, too, will be pissed if they make Jericho put over Fahn-Dahn-Go! I agree the gimmick is stupid, but I like how poorly they treat Curtis. Im glad he had a nice feud, but winning against Jericho at WM is not the time. Maybe on the last Raw before Jericho takes another break, but not now.
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
Ziggles and Big Titties arent that big a team. Ziggler did better as a tag team with Sthwager. I know they are pushing Kane and Bryan to break up soon, but not at WM. Please. Also, it gives Ziggler a chance to do a little somethin. Don't know? READ UP!!!
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Post by LeKKter tha Lunatik on Mar 29, 2013 12:56:40 GMT -5
WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena
Anyone speculating as to whether or not Rock loses this match needs to stop. This "final" encounter has been in the makings for two years plus now. Planned fully to end in Cena's favor, this match can be seen a mile away. The ONE thing I am PRAYING to happen is a massive Cena "heel turn," like when SCSA heel turned at WM 17 and beat the hell out of the Rock with a chair. Oh deja vu would be a nice thing to see happen on Sunday.
BUT...it wont. Cena will win with the LAMEST move of all time--the F.U.--and celebrate with his 12 year old fanbase.
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker
Does anyone think CM Punk will win this match? I hope not. One, Taker isn't ending the streak until Lord Vince lets him. And it won't be WM 29. And it wont be to CM Punk. A win like that would PROPEL a superstar up the totem pole; one, Punk doesn't need that. Two, if he did, he wouldn't reap the true benefits of it, because he has already made small comments about his retiring, which could be in the next 2-3 years. That would waste the push that beating the streak would provide. Give it to someone who is more likely to be around after a while. Unfortunately, I have a good feeling Cena will be that guy who ends the streak. Yep.
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar *If Triple H loses, his career is over
Da "Aitch" isn't dropping two to the Bork. He lost at SS just so he COULD win at WM. Especially with the "career on the line" as reported. Question: is his job as COO on the line? Because if not, then why would he worry as much? He doesn't really wrestle anyway.
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio[c] (c) vs. Jack Swagger With a possible MITB Cash-in from Dolph Ziggler
At one period of time, I would've given this to Swagger; it looked like they put a lot into his redevelopment over the recent months, and they wanted him as World champion again. He forgot to pop the A/C vents off of his console and got caught with weed on him. Now, I think WWE is mad at him. That's the ONLY reason I don't see him winning. A more legit reason would be the X factor: the MITB case. If Del Rio is to win, there is a good chance Ziggler can cash in and win the WHC. He would be the first one to cash in at WrestleMania, and if the kept the MITB match put itself, then he would be the first on to hold the case from WM to WM. Great getting over point. But, all that's a moot point if Swagger wins.
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
Cesaro/U.S. title match gets left off the card...for fucking THIS. Well, anyway...the Funkadactyls actually have quite a bit of skill in their repertoire, and Broadus and Tensai actually look good together to me. However, to be this far up the card is a disgrace. Bleh.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
I am a big Mark Henry fan. And I would LOVE to see him beat Ryback; I also would've LOVED to see Henry win the Elimination Chamber. We know how that turned out. This match has "put over" all over it. Anyway, I am actually really looking forward to this match, even though I already know who's going to be the winner in this match; if for anything other than to see if Ryback can pull off the Shellshock on Mark Henry. WWE is looking for a WrestleMania moment; if all goes well, that's what will happen.
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show
I hate how WWE books things. Why is something telling me that they will pull no real swerve and the big 3 will "finally" stop the Shield? Because this is the WWE: land of the quick payoffs. They will assume this is the best time to hand the Shield their first loss, because this is WrestleMania. I would LOVE a Randy Orton turn/Shield alliance reveal. But, like Cesaro/Miz and Barrett/Jericho, this makes too much sense for WWE to think of it first.
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz
Miz should be facing Antonio Cesaro for the U.S. title, and Jericho should be facing Barrett for this title. That's first off. Miz and Cesaro had a feud brewing that just started to spill over at Elimination Chamber. And suddenly he's feuding with Barrett. Right. WWE logic, goddamn you! Anyway, I see Miz's ass-busting as a face finally pay off with his first face title run.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
Chris Jericho takes one for the team once again here and puts 'Dango on over in this one. This just seems to be the direction the WWE wants Jericho to go in. Plus, Fozzy is touring soon, so any title contention isn't really in the cards for Jericho right now, and he seems to be cool with the position he's in, anyway; a victory would do WONDERS more for Fandango than it would Jericho. I STILL THINK THIS MATCH HAS THE POTENTIAL TO BE A SHOW STEALER!!!
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
I am taking "Booty Shortz" Langston and Dolphus here for a couple reasons: for starters, I think the Hell No team is wearing thin. I figured they would've dropped the belts to the Scholars months ago and spark their feud leading INTO WM, culminating in a match between the two of them. I had Ziggler cashing in and winning the WHC (-_-) by now and defending against Jericho at WM as well. I was wrong. We got this. Anyway, I didn't agree with this match at first, but I thought about it, and if Ziggler and Big E win, then it makes much more sense. For one...I don't think the WWE has faith in Ziggler yet to be the WHC. By giving him the Tag titles, he has at least something to do that's more relevant than what he's doing now. Plus, he CANNOT keep losing like this and still be considered a serious contender. And this AJ side story brewing gives Hell No ground to break up and start their long awaited continuation of their feud. SO, in an unlclean fashion, Ziggs and Biggs take home the gold...errr...bronze.
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Post by LiamJR24 on Mar 29, 2013 19:12:31 GMT -5
WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena
Cena wins, and the crowd goes apathetic. I think they'll do a nod to last year - Rock will go for the Elbow, Cena will kip-up and hit him with the FU.
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker
I'm hoping we get WM 26 Taker, and not WM 28 Taker (performance wise)...
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
This could well be MOTN, if they do it properly. Lesnar to win, and send Triple H to the desk for good.
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger
ADR wins, Ziggler cashes in.
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins
I don't care enough to guess what's going to happen.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
I'm going to (none to boldly) predict that this is going to be a dreadful match. Ryback is meh, and Mark Henry is just crap. There's no reason to put him over either.
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show
They have to dominate this match, otherwise there's no point.
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz
Waste of time, this match. Barrett has been underused as champ, and The Miz will be rewarded for jobbing to Cesaro for the past 4-5 months.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango
As much as I hope I'm wrong, I think they're going to use Jericho to put over Fandago here.
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston
If Hell No wins this match, Ziggler is leaving as WHC.
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Post by Hano Eiyu on Mar 29, 2013 21:15:52 GMT -5
WWE Championship The Rock (c) vs. John Cena I'm definitely gonna ask for a surprise.
CM Punk vs. The Undertaker Taker's reached his prime.
No Holds Barred Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar *If Triple H loses, his career is over So has HHH.
World Heavyweight Championship Alberto del Rio (c) vs. Jack Swagger C'mon? The guy who held the Dos Caras name? Gotta respect that.
Brodus Clay, Tensai & The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars & The Bella Twins I don't give a fuck, but I'd pick the favorites.
Mark Henry vs. Ryback If they plan him to become the next Goldberg, go for it.
The Shield vs. Randy Orton, Sheamus & Big Show Hopefully the wash-ups better get their A-game.
Intercontinental Championship Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz He might add some momentum.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango God save us all.
WWE Tag Team Championship Team Hell No (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Big E Langston I'd go for the guy who's the brother of a legend.
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