Post by Reyna Carter on Aug 15, 2013 2:19:13 GMT -5
Note Sorry about having to ask for an extension. I feel horrible for it but my net has been crapping out on me lately. I did the rest of this on my phone...I'm actually posting this through my phone. Good luck to the champions. Lets kill it out there.
"We showed the world that we are a dominant team. We dismantled one of the worst pairings in the history of professional wrestling. And they say we aren't a formidable group? HA! That's hilarious. We have been nearly unstoppable since we became an official team and we are one step closer to achieving the Mean Girls Championship's. The time is drawing near. Get ready bitches, the inevitable happens."
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The scene opens up backstage at the ninth episode for Pride Wrestling, PCW's developmental federation. It's rather relaxed backstage with everybody either getting their gear ready or chatting with each other. Walking amongst all of this are the four members of Mi Pi Sexy. Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams are front and center, with Reyna having her European-Canadian Championship on her right shoulder with the Tiara over her head while Angelina has the Ugly Stick in her hand. Behind them is Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders, with Derek in his ring gear after competing against Andre Reeves.
Reyna Carter: Let me just say congratulations to Derek on a fabulous victory!
Derek Saunders: Thank you hun. As if there wasn't any doubt that is.
Angelina Williams: You broke him in half and it was easy.
Kelly Hampton: We also once more beat down that peasant Lexi Reiyne.
Reyna Carter: I don't understand why she's still trying in all honesty. We took out her little friend Toyota and she got dethroned at Extreme Revolution. Is she like a glutton for punishment or something?
Angelina Williams: I know right! I think she still wants to be my friend and reform the Fallen Angelz! She knows I'm the most successful of the trio.
Kelly Hampton: You certainly are hun! You're a member of the PREMIER group in all of wrestling, you are the one who batters bitches and breaks them in half.
Derek Saunders: I have to agree! The way you woman-handle your victims is a thing of beauty.
Reyna Carter: Well beauty looks wise as well as beating people wise, is something we all have. The brains, the brawn and the glamor. We have it all.
Angelina Williams: Damn right we do. And there will be more.
Derek Saunders: TV deals, endorsements, more employment offers...and more titles!
Reyna Carter: I'll drink to the last one! And my KFC endorsement is still in-tact and going stronger than ever.
Angelina Williams: Gurl, I want some KFC right now. Like no joke.
Derek Saunders: I'm not opposing to this!
Kelly Hampton: Neither am I.
Not at a moments notice, Reyna's phone goes off. She takes it out of her pocket, answers it and puts it on speaker phone as Angelina, Derek and Kelly stand there with interest.
Reyna Carter: Hello!
?: Hi, am I speaking to a member of Mi Pi Sexy?
Reyna Carter: You are! I'm Reyna Carter, the Pride Wrestling European-Canadian Champion and proud member of Mi Pi Sexy!
?: Glad to hear that. I am a representative of the Canadian Television Network about the deals of putting Mi Pi TV as a syndicated program in all of Canada, as well as the deal of giving you guys your very own fashion line.
In the background, Angelina, Derek and Kelly are full of optimism while Reyna is staying focused on the task at hand.
Reyna Carter: That's great. Did you guys reach a decision on all of this?
A brief pause occurs after the question Reyna asked.
Reyna Carter: Are you still there?
Representative: Yes. Sorry, was getting a drink of water.
Another pause occurs before the representative speaks again.
Representative: We have come to a decision regarding this topic and the network just wasn't all that appealed towards professional wrestlers and what you guys do.
The four of them are in disbelief, with Angelina being the more infuriated out of the group. Reyna's noticeably mad but tries to stay professional, more or less, for future opportunities with other agencies.
Reyna Carter: I understand. It's a business and if you feel we're not of quality...I can understand that despite what I may or may not feel about the decision.
Representative: Your attitude is impressive to say the least. Very professional. I like that. Despite not getting this particular endorsement, you and your friends just may get future ones.
Reyna Carter: Well thank you for at least considering us and we hope to do business someday.
Representative: Excellent! We'll be in touch! Have a great day.
The phone call ends and Reyna puts her iPhone back in her pocket.
Reyna Carter: Well that went well.
Angelina Williams: Yeah...splendid...
Reyna Carter: What a load of crap that was. They're not appealed because we're wrestlers. What the bloody fuck is that?
Angelina Williams: It's bullshit is what it is! Complete bullshit!
Kelly Hampton: So what do we do now?
Reyna Carter: Do this independently. That's what we were doing before and to be honest, Mi Pi TV is just too good for those idiots. Way too good.
Derek Saunders: I agree with that! And I can easily just do you girls' makeup for free with no hassle.
Angelina Williams: Only one that can be perceived as a hassle is Reyna. No offense.
Reyna Carter: None taken. As we have said over and over again, being glamorous is...
Reyna/Angelina: A FULL TIME JOB!!!
Angelina Williams: Bingo! It takes time and a lot of effort to be as fabulous as we are.
Kelly Hampton: People think it's sooo easy when really, it's a lot of work.
Angelina Williams: Being beautiful isn't for everybody. Not everybody can be on the Mi Pi level when it comes to the beauty chart.
Reyna Carter: True, but as always, we do cleanse the wrestling world of all of the ugly people.
Derek Saunders: Sometimes as many as three at a time!
Angelina Williams: That's what happens when you mess with a glamorously dominating group like Mi Pi Sexy! We're just that good!
Reyna Carter: Truer words cannot be said. Now can a girl get a bloody drink here?
Derek Saunders: You sure don't waste time.
Reyna Carter: Hell no I don't! Besides, one or two isn't going to kill me.
Angelina Williams: Reyna's a fun person sober or tipsy. And you should get us some free KFC along with it.
Reyna Carter: Thanks to the endorsement...I can do that. Now when shall we go?
Derek Saunders: How about now? I'm hungry.
Kelly Hampton: Food!
Angelina Williams: Sounds good to me!
Reyna Carter: Perfect! Let's go, ladies!
Reyna, Angelina, Derek and Kelly all walk down the rest of the hallway with a beam of confidence in their eyes as some of the other workers give them dirty looks. They walk into their private locker room and the scene fades out as the door to it closes.
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The scene opens up in Angelina Williams apartment. Angelina is using her stair climber exercise machine as she listens to a playlist of Britney Spears on her iPod. Angelina has her phone resting in a little phone/iPod holder on the machine. She notices someone is calling her. Angelina pauses her workout and her iPod and answers her phone.
Angelina: Hello?
?: Hi! Is this Angelina Williams?
Angelina: Yes it is, may I ask who's calling?
?: Hi Angelina I'm Marissa Jackson from Victoria's Secret!
Angelina is puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret would be phoning her. She believes this to be a prank.
Angelina: Is this a joke? Why would Victoria's Secret call me?
Marissa: Well we have a photo shoot soon for a new line of products and we are very interested in bringing in a few big names for the shoot. We were very interested in you and Reyna Carter and wanted to know if you would be interested.
Angelina's face lights up, she nearly starts jumping and squealing with excitement. She manages to calm herself down.
Marissa: Hello? Angelina?
Angelina: I would definitely be interested in doing the shoot and Reyna is as well!
Marissa: Wonderful! We will be contacting both you and Reyna soon with more details! Thank you for your time!
Angelina: No! Thank YOU! Goodbye!
Angelina hangs up and starts screaming in excitement! She immediately calls up Reyna, her excitement growing as the phone rings.
Reyna: Heeeeey girl! What's up?
Angelina: Not much.... other than the fact that two sexy bitches were just asked to be a part of a Victoria's Secret photo shoot!!!!!
Angelina hears Reyna scream on the other end of the phone which makes Angelina scream again.
Reyna: We're going to be modeling Victoria's Secret?!?!
Angelina: Apparently! Women all over the world will see even more how sexy we are. And of course want to be us!!
Reyna: Well why wouldn't they want to be us? We're absolutely .....
Both: FLAWLESS!!!!
Reyna: Ew I may have just puked a bit in my mouth.
Angelina: I know why did those two hags have to ruin such a great word for the world?
Reyna: I don't know! But it's because of them that we can't have nice things in this world.
Angelina: Well whatever! We are so much better than they are!
Reyna: Exactly! You know what this means right?
Angelina: A celebratory trip to the club?
Reyna: Daaaaaayum right! I'll call up Kelly and Derek! Meet you in thirty in a fine ass limo!
Angelina: Sounds perf! See ya soon!
Angelina hangs up and goes to get ready for her night on the town as the scene fades out.
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The scene now opens up to the very familiar red room. Sitting in their red and gold thrones are Angelina Williams and Reyna Carter. Angelina is in a Pink Mi Pi Sexy t-shirt and black skinnies and she has the Ugly Stick in hand, while Reyna is also in a Pink Mi Pi Sexy shirt, but she's wearing a black mini skirt and black heels while holding a wand in her hand and the European-Canadian Championship around her waist. Sitting on a table in front of them is the official Mi Pi Sexy Burn Book. They look at the camera, which is being controlled by Derek Saunders. Kelly Hampton begins the countdown and when it gets to zero, they begin.
Reyna Carter: Greetings you ugly morons. Your REAL Glamor Queens are here. Now since you moronic simple people CANNOT remember the simplest of things. Let's introduce ourselves again since the IQ level of the PCW fans is non existent.
Angelina Williams: Splendid idea. I am the "Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, and I am a beautiful person.
Reyna Carter: Oh my gosh! That is sooo true! And I am Reyna Carter, England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export, your European-Canadian Champion...and I too am a beautiful person.
Angelina Williams: That is sooo right! The two of us as well as Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders make up Mi Pi Sexy, the greatest most glamorous group of all time. Better than the Plastic's.
Reyna Carter: Sooo true! And we love Regina George and the Plastics...but when it comes them and us. Like we're totally better than them and more dominant.
Angelina Williams: Very true.
Reyna Carter: Speaking of dominance, in less than a week, we will add two more people to the Mi Pi Sexy Official Burn Book. Those being the PCW World Tag Team Champions Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson.
Angelina Williams: Soooo much filth there. And they're lesbians who want us.
Reyna Carter: Eww. Just thinking about that makes me physically ill. And they think just because they've beaten "Real Tag Teams", that the same result will happen when they face us.
Angelina Williams: Child please! They'll be lucky if they lay one of their grubby nasty lesbian hands on us. The thought of getting touched by either one of them sickens me. It's disgusting and vile. Ewww.
Reyna Carter: I know right. Sooooo gross. Mariah and Rachel constantly regurgitate that we have only beaten make shift tag teams. Well girls...or I should say man in Rachel's case as she looks and acts like one. If PCW would book us against any of the so-called top "tag teams" of this company, what would the result be?
Angelina Williams: Breaking bitches and looking fabulous doing it.
Reyna Carter: Exactly. It's not our fault we have only been up against the Hano Eiyu's and Mya Denton's of the world, it's not our fault The Black Rose Mafia had to cheat to beat us, and it damn sure isn't our fault that Marina Valdivia and Dick Taylor weren't really up to the standards we are accustomed to.
Angelina Williams: They make Karen Smith look smart, intelligent and normal.
Reyna Carter: Ouch! Accurate honey! Mariah and Rachel believe they are hot shit, they believe they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. You two bitches like to talk down to us because we are the complete package. Yes, we rub it in the faces of you simple minded morons because that's just who we are, but we don't hide our confidence and we don't hide our superiority over everybody else, but you two? Underneath the charade of you doing this for all of the little people out there, you two are truly arrogant, snobbish and catty, and you guys are classless little hoes.
Angelina Williams: Yet they have called other people that. Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. You two little bitches shouldn't be calling people names if you don't want them thrown back at you in return. Not to mention WHO the hell are you two to be labeling people in PCW?
Reyna Carter: They're the Queen Bee's of the tag team division, hun. They say they are THE top tag team in the company and perception wise, they might be right, but will that really last? Ehh...no! Since winning the titles, they haven't exactly faced any good teams. Da Xtreme Dynasty are a shell of their past selves, the Saints of Veritas...more like the Saints of Absolute Crap! And Fatality Inc...I love those girls a lot, don't get me wrong, but before they blew up and got big by attacking those Toxic girls, they weren't exactly doing anything of note.
Angelina Williams: They weren't really doing anything when they were on the full time roster either.
Reyna Carter: Touche. And don't forget about those PW Tag Team titles either. Mariah and Rachel haven't had any competition as a tag team despite them whining and moaning about us having not beaten real teams...but guess what? Now they have some goddamn competition because Mi Pi Sexy is on the scene. We are THE IT tag team in this company. Sure Angelina and I are more accomplished singles wrestlers, but despite your bullshit implication of us not being a REAL tag team. I have news for you. Take that, take your disgusting little relationship and die.
Angelina Williams: Daaaaaayum. You're just vicious today, which is what this business really need. Viciousness, no playing softie. Mariah and Rachel act like they're tough, but they haven't seen tough yet. They believe they're tough by standing behind the World and Platinum Champions, but that's it. They're nothing and they will always be nothing but two lesbian bitches who deep down, are a tag team that can't handle the toughest of competition in the PCW tag team division.
Reyna Carter: They wouldn't have survived in it's peak and they're not going to survive here. We're not that far away from the biggest party of the summer. Just a few days away and we are already fired up to beat down some Lethality bitches. You two may be walking into Summertime Smash with the tag team titles...but you sure as hell aren't going to be walking out with them. Why?
Angelina Williams: Because we are the two greatest females to ever lace up a pair of boots and we will the next Mean Girls Champions whether you disgusting people like it or not.
Reyna Carter: Welcome to the era of Beautiful People. Now don't be mad at the outcome because you two WILL fall to the REAL Glamor Queens of PCW.
Angelina Williams: HOLLER!
Reyna Carter: See you bitches then.
Reyna and Angelina slap hands before they grab their things and walk off as the camera fades out.
"We showed the world that we are a dominant team. We dismantled one of the worst pairings in the history of professional wrestling. And they say we aren't a formidable group? HA! That's hilarious. We have been nearly unstoppable since we became an official team and we are one step closer to achieving the Mean Girls Championship's. The time is drawing near. Get ready bitches, the inevitable happens."
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The scene opens up backstage at the ninth episode for Pride Wrestling, PCW's developmental federation. It's rather relaxed backstage with everybody either getting their gear ready or chatting with each other. Walking amongst all of this are the four members of Mi Pi Sexy. Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams are front and center, with Reyna having her European-Canadian Championship on her right shoulder with the Tiara over her head while Angelina has the Ugly Stick in her hand. Behind them is Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders, with Derek in his ring gear after competing against Andre Reeves.
Reyna Carter: Let me just say congratulations to Derek on a fabulous victory!
Derek Saunders: Thank you hun. As if there wasn't any doubt that is.
Angelina Williams: You broke him in half and it was easy.
Kelly Hampton: We also once more beat down that peasant Lexi Reiyne.
Reyna Carter: I don't understand why she's still trying in all honesty. We took out her little friend Toyota and she got dethroned at Extreme Revolution. Is she like a glutton for punishment or something?
Angelina Williams: I know right! I think she still wants to be my friend and reform the Fallen Angelz! She knows I'm the most successful of the trio.
Kelly Hampton: You certainly are hun! You're a member of the PREMIER group in all of wrestling, you are the one who batters bitches and breaks them in half.
Derek Saunders: I have to agree! The way you woman-handle your victims is a thing of beauty.
Reyna Carter: Well beauty looks wise as well as beating people wise, is something we all have. The brains, the brawn and the glamor. We have it all.
Angelina Williams: Damn right we do. And there will be more.
Derek Saunders: TV deals, endorsements, more employment offers...and more titles!
Reyna Carter: I'll drink to the last one! And my KFC endorsement is still in-tact and going stronger than ever.
Angelina Williams: Gurl, I want some KFC right now. Like no joke.
Derek Saunders: I'm not opposing to this!
Kelly Hampton: Neither am I.
Not at a moments notice, Reyna's phone goes off. She takes it out of her pocket, answers it and puts it on speaker phone as Angelina, Derek and Kelly stand there with interest.
Reyna Carter: Hello!
?: Hi, am I speaking to a member of Mi Pi Sexy?
Reyna Carter: You are! I'm Reyna Carter, the Pride Wrestling European-Canadian Champion and proud member of Mi Pi Sexy!
?: Glad to hear that. I am a representative of the Canadian Television Network about the deals of putting Mi Pi TV as a syndicated program in all of Canada, as well as the deal of giving you guys your very own fashion line.
In the background, Angelina, Derek and Kelly are full of optimism while Reyna is staying focused on the task at hand.
Reyna Carter: That's great. Did you guys reach a decision on all of this?
A brief pause occurs after the question Reyna asked.
Reyna Carter: Are you still there?
Representative: Yes. Sorry, was getting a drink of water.
Another pause occurs before the representative speaks again.
Representative: We have come to a decision regarding this topic and the network just wasn't all that appealed towards professional wrestlers and what you guys do.
The four of them are in disbelief, with Angelina being the more infuriated out of the group. Reyna's noticeably mad but tries to stay professional, more or less, for future opportunities with other agencies.
Reyna Carter: I understand. It's a business and if you feel we're not of quality...I can understand that despite what I may or may not feel about the decision.
Representative: Your attitude is impressive to say the least. Very professional. I like that. Despite not getting this particular endorsement, you and your friends just may get future ones.
Reyna Carter: Well thank you for at least considering us and we hope to do business someday.
Representative: Excellent! We'll be in touch! Have a great day.
The phone call ends and Reyna puts her iPhone back in her pocket.
Reyna Carter: Well that went well.
Angelina Williams: Yeah...splendid...
Reyna Carter: What a load of crap that was. They're not appealed because we're wrestlers. What the bloody fuck is that?
Angelina Williams: It's bullshit is what it is! Complete bullshit!
Kelly Hampton: So what do we do now?
Reyna Carter: Do this independently. That's what we were doing before and to be honest, Mi Pi TV is just too good for those idiots. Way too good.
Derek Saunders: I agree with that! And I can easily just do you girls' makeup for free with no hassle.
Angelina Williams: Only one that can be perceived as a hassle is Reyna. No offense.
Reyna Carter: None taken. As we have said over and over again, being glamorous is...
Reyna/Angelina: A FULL TIME JOB!!!
Angelina Williams: Bingo! It takes time and a lot of effort to be as fabulous as we are.
Kelly Hampton: People think it's sooo easy when really, it's a lot of work.
Angelina Williams: Being beautiful isn't for everybody. Not everybody can be on the Mi Pi level when it comes to the beauty chart.
Reyna Carter: True, but as always, we do cleanse the wrestling world of all of the ugly people.
Derek Saunders: Sometimes as many as three at a time!
Angelina Williams: That's what happens when you mess with a glamorously dominating group like Mi Pi Sexy! We're just that good!
Reyna Carter: Truer words cannot be said. Now can a girl get a bloody drink here?
Derek Saunders: You sure don't waste time.
Reyna Carter: Hell no I don't! Besides, one or two isn't going to kill me.
Angelina Williams: Reyna's a fun person sober or tipsy. And you should get us some free KFC along with it.
Reyna Carter: Thanks to the endorsement...I can do that. Now when shall we go?
Derek Saunders: How about now? I'm hungry.
Kelly Hampton: Food!
Angelina Williams: Sounds good to me!
Reyna Carter: Perfect! Let's go, ladies!
Reyna, Angelina, Derek and Kelly all walk down the rest of the hallway with a beam of confidence in their eyes as some of the other workers give them dirty looks. They walk into their private locker room and the scene fades out as the door to it closes.
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The scene opens up in Angelina Williams apartment. Angelina is using her stair climber exercise machine as she listens to a playlist of Britney Spears on her iPod. Angelina has her phone resting in a little phone/iPod holder on the machine. She notices someone is calling her. Angelina pauses her workout and her iPod and answers her phone.
Angelina: Hello?
?: Hi! Is this Angelina Williams?
Angelina: Yes it is, may I ask who's calling?
?: Hi Angelina I'm Marissa Jackson from Victoria's Secret!
Angelina is puzzled as to why Victoria's Secret would be phoning her. She believes this to be a prank.
Angelina: Is this a joke? Why would Victoria's Secret call me?
Marissa: Well we have a photo shoot soon for a new line of products and we are very interested in bringing in a few big names for the shoot. We were very interested in you and Reyna Carter and wanted to know if you would be interested.
Angelina's face lights up, she nearly starts jumping and squealing with excitement. She manages to calm herself down.
Marissa: Hello? Angelina?
Angelina: I would definitely be interested in doing the shoot and Reyna is as well!
Marissa: Wonderful! We will be contacting both you and Reyna soon with more details! Thank you for your time!
Angelina: No! Thank YOU! Goodbye!
Angelina hangs up and starts screaming in excitement! She immediately calls up Reyna, her excitement growing as the phone rings.
Reyna: Heeeeey girl! What's up?
Angelina: Not much.... other than the fact that two sexy bitches were just asked to be a part of a Victoria's Secret photo shoot!!!!!
Angelina hears Reyna scream on the other end of the phone which makes Angelina scream again.
Reyna: We're going to be modeling Victoria's Secret?!?!
Angelina: Apparently! Women all over the world will see even more how sexy we are. And of course want to be us!!
Reyna: Well why wouldn't they want to be us? We're absolutely .....
Both: FLAWLESS!!!!
Reyna: Ew I may have just puked a bit in my mouth.
Angelina: I know why did those two hags have to ruin such a great word for the world?
Reyna: I don't know! But it's because of them that we can't have nice things in this world.
Angelina: Well whatever! We are so much better than they are!
Reyna: Exactly! You know what this means right?
Angelina: A celebratory trip to the club?
Reyna: Daaaaaayum right! I'll call up Kelly and Derek! Meet you in thirty in a fine ass limo!
Angelina: Sounds perf! See ya soon!
Angelina hangs up and goes to get ready for her night on the town as the scene fades out.
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The scene now opens up to the very familiar red room. Sitting in their red and gold thrones are Angelina Williams and Reyna Carter. Angelina is in a Pink Mi Pi Sexy t-shirt and black skinnies and she has the Ugly Stick in hand, while Reyna is also in a Pink Mi Pi Sexy shirt, but she's wearing a black mini skirt and black heels while holding a wand in her hand and the European-Canadian Championship around her waist. Sitting on a table in front of them is the official Mi Pi Sexy Burn Book. They look at the camera, which is being controlled by Derek Saunders. Kelly Hampton begins the countdown and when it gets to zero, they begin.
Reyna Carter: Greetings you ugly morons. Your REAL Glamor Queens are here. Now since you moronic simple people CANNOT remember the simplest of things. Let's introduce ourselves again since the IQ level of the PCW fans is non existent.
Angelina Williams: Splendid idea. I am the "Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, and I am a beautiful person.
Reyna Carter: Oh my gosh! That is sooo true! And I am Reyna Carter, England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export, your European-Canadian Champion...and I too am a beautiful person.
Angelina Williams: That is sooo right! The two of us as well as Kelly Hampton and Derek Saunders make up Mi Pi Sexy, the greatest most glamorous group of all time. Better than the Plastic's.
Reyna Carter: Sooo true! And we love Regina George and the Plastics...but when it comes them and us. Like we're totally better than them and more dominant.
Angelina Williams: Very true.
Reyna Carter: Speaking of dominance, in less than a week, we will add two more people to the Mi Pi Sexy Official Burn Book. Those being the PCW World Tag Team Champions Mariah Lopez and Rachel Robinson.
Angelina Williams: Soooo much filth there. And they're lesbians who want us.
Reyna Carter: Eww. Just thinking about that makes me physically ill. And they think just because they've beaten "Real Tag Teams", that the same result will happen when they face us.
Angelina Williams: Child please! They'll be lucky if they lay one of their grubby nasty lesbian hands on us. The thought of getting touched by either one of them sickens me. It's disgusting and vile. Ewww.
Reyna Carter: I know right. Sooooo gross. Mariah and Rachel constantly regurgitate that we have only beaten make shift tag teams. Well girls...or I should say man in Rachel's case as she looks and acts like one. If PCW would book us against any of the so-called top "tag teams" of this company, what would the result be?
Angelina Williams: Breaking bitches and looking fabulous doing it.
Reyna Carter: Exactly. It's not our fault we have only been up against the Hano Eiyu's and Mya Denton's of the world, it's not our fault The Black Rose Mafia had to cheat to beat us, and it damn sure isn't our fault that Marina Valdivia and Dick Taylor weren't really up to the standards we are accustomed to.
Angelina Williams: They make Karen Smith look smart, intelligent and normal.
Reyna Carter: Ouch! Accurate honey! Mariah and Rachel believe they are hot shit, they believe they are the greatest thing since sliced bread. You two bitches like to talk down to us because we are the complete package. Yes, we rub it in the faces of you simple minded morons because that's just who we are, but we don't hide our confidence and we don't hide our superiority over everybody else, but you two? Underneath the charade of you doing this for all of the little people out there, you two are truly arrogant, snobbish and catty, and you guys are classless little hoes.
Angelina Williams: Yet they have called other people that. Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black. You two little bitches shouldn't be calling people names if you don't want them thrown back at you in return. Not to mention WHO the hell are you two to be labeling people in PCW?
Reyna Carter: They're the Queen Bee's of the tag team division, hun. They say they are THE top tag team in the company and perception wise, they might be right, but will that really last? Ehh...no! Since winning the titles, they haven't exactly faced any good teams. Da Xtreme Dynasty are a shell of their past selves, the Saints of Veritas...more like the Saints of Absolute Crap! And Fatality Inc...I love those girls a lot, don't get me wrong, but before they blew up and got big by attacking those Toxic girls, they weren't exactly doing anything of note.
Angelina Williams: They weren't really doing anything when they were on the full time roster either.
Reyna Carter: Touche. And don't forget about those PW Tag Team titles either. Mariah and Rachel haven't had any competition as a tag team despite them whining and moaning about us having not beaten real teams...but guess what? Now they have some goddamn competition because Mi Pi Sexy is on the scene. We are THE IT tag team in this company. Sure Angelina and I are more accomplished singles wrestlers, but despite your bullshit implication of us not being a REAL tag team. I have news for you. Take that, take your disgusting little relationship and die.
Angelina Williams: Daaaaaayum. You're just vicious today, which is what this business really need. Viciousness, no playing softie. Mariah and Rachel act like they're tough, but they haven't seen tough yet. They believe they're tough by standing behind the World and Platinum Champions, but that's it. They're nothing and they will always be nothing but two lesbian bitches who deep down, are a tag team that can't handle the toughest of competition in the PCW tag team division.
Reyna Carter: They wouldn't have survived in it's peak and they're not going to survive here. We're not that far away from the biggest party of the summer. Just a few days away and we are already fired up to beat down some Lethality bitches. You two may be walking into Summertime Smash with the tag team titles...but you sure as hell aren't going to be walking out with them. Why?
Angelina Williams: Because we are the two greatest females to ever lace up a pair of boots and we will the next Mean Girls Champions whether you disgusting people like it or not.
Reyna Carter: Welcome to the era of Beautiful People. Now don't be mad at the outcome because you two WILL fall to the REAL Glamor Queens of PCW.
Angelina Williams: HOLLER!
Reyna Carter: See you bitches then.
Reyna and Angelina slap hands before they grab their things and walk off as the camera fades out.