Post by DudeBehindAKeyboard on Nov 18, 2013 14:49:24 GMT -5
RCW Monday Night Massacre Episode 1
Location: the KFC Yum! center in Louisville, Kentucky
Commentators: Monica Garcia, Liam Reilly, and Tyler Brownlee
The show kicked off with Monica Garcia, Liam Reilly, and Tyler Brownlee welcoming everyone to the show, and going over the card.
Jimmy Wilkes stands in the ring with a mic in hand.
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and Gentlemen! At this time! Please welcome the owner of RCW! He is the original voice of CCP! Stan Ross!
Wrestlemania by Jim Johnston hits the PA system, and out comes Stan Ross to a huge amount of cheers. Ross makes his way to the ring with a smile on his face, taking time to slap hands with the fans. Once he gets to the ring, he walks up the steps, gets in the ring, and shakes hands with Jimmy Wilkes. Jimmy hands him the mic, and exits the ring. Ross then waves at the fans before speaking.
Stan Ross: Hello everyone! and welcome to Monday Night Massacre!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Stan Ross: Alot of you know me as the original voice of CCP, but what some people don't know is that I have ALWAYS wanted to own my own company, and now I do. I may not be an experienced owner, but I have some experience booking for CCP, and I hope that will somehow help me out, and I believe it WILL help me out, but I'm not going to ramble on about that. You people want to hear who the General Manager of RCW is, right!?
The crowd cheers loudly.
LR: About damn time. Lets hope it's not Baker.
TB: What's wrong with James Baker? I hope it's not Morgan Simmons!
LR: I might actually stand up, and walk away if it's either of those two.
MG: Will you shut up, Liam?
Ross laughs.
Stan Ross: That's what I thought! Now alot of people might question me about naming this man the General Manager of RCW. He don't exactly have great history with alot of people, and he's not always the most trusted man in this business, but despite all of that, this man does have history as a booker, and he is very good at it. You could also say he has somewhat turned his life around. Please welcome the General Manager of RCW, Jimmy Gambino!
Psychosocial by Slipknot hits the PA system, and out comes Jimmy Gambino with a bag in hand to huge cheers from the crowd.
LR: Yep. I'm leaving.This company is going to suck.
TB: You're not going anywhere, so just shut up, already!
LR: Don't tell me to shut up, Brownlee.
TB: If I think you need to shut up, I'll tell you to shut up!
MG: Okay. Enough!
LR: And if I feel like punching you in the face, I might just do it.
TB: I'd like to see that happen! I know you won't do shit! I'm not close to being afraid of THE WORST PCW Platinum Champion of ALL TIME!
MG: Will you two stop!?
Gambino makes his way to the ring, taking his time to slap hands with the fans. Once he gets to the ring, he walks up the steps, gets in the ring, sets the bag down, and panders to the fans before shaking hands with Ross.
Stan Ross: Alright Jimmy! Listen. You might be over with the people now, but there are alot of people in this business who still don't trust you, and it's possible they never will.
Gambino nods his head, asks for a mic, and begins speaking.
Jimmy Gambino: I know that, Stan, and I respect it too. I haven't exactly been the best person throughout my career.
Stan Ross: Damn right you haven't! and to be honest, I don't exactly trust you either, but I know you have good history working behind the scenes for PCW, so I feel you deserve this chance, but I'm going to tell you something right now. You don't have any special contract for this company. If you make one fishy move. I will fire you on the spot. Do you understand?
LR: Do it, Gambino! Make a fishy move so Ross will fire you, and I won't have to look at your ugly face again.
MG: Look, Liam. I don't exactly like or trust Jimmy Gambino either, but I think we should give the guy a chance. He could do great things for RCW.
TB: I agree with everything Monica just said.
LR: *sarcastically* Big surprise. *normally speaking* You two have been ganging up on me through the whole show!
TB: That's because you're a whiny jerk, and we don't like you.
MG: Hey. All I've been trying to do is get you two to stop fighting.
Jimmy Gambino: Understood.
Stan Ross: Good. Don't forget that.
Wrestlemania by Jim Johnston hits the PA system, and Stan Ross exits the ring, he then makes his way to the backstage area, taking his time to slap hands with the fans, leaving Gambino in the ring.
Jimmy Gambino: I'm just going to go ahead, and confirm that I did indeed make all these matches on tonight's card, but as you can tell, there are two matches on the card that haven't been announced, and I'm going to get to them.
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: but first I want to make one thing clear. Some people may expect that I'm going to be a biased General Manager, but that's not the case. Fatality Inc will be getting NO special treatment from me, and Team Lethality and Toxic sure as hell won't be getting any special treatment from me. I'm going to be a fair and balanced General Manager. I may put people in handicap matches, and I might even force people to team up with someone they don't like or even hate, but I WILL not screw anyone over, or put them in a disadvantage during title matches! I want RCW to be the best show possible, and to do that, I have to keep all of you happy, and that's exactly what I plan on doing. I know that fans don't like screw jobs, so screw jobs will not be happening in RCW as long as I am the General Manager!
MG: You heard it here. No screw jobs will be happening in RCW as long as Jimmy Gambino is the General Manager!
LR: Do you really believe what he says? I call bullshit.
MG: Just give the guy a chance, please.
TB: I think you're wasting your breath, Monica. He knows fuck all about professional wrestling! He makes Shannon Taint sound like Albert Einstein, and we all know the lack of knowledge he possesses!
Jimmy Gambino: Enough of that though. I promised I would announce those two mystery matches, and I'm going to do that right now!
LR: About time.
The crowd cheers loudly as Gambino opens up the bag, and pulls out a championship belt before holding it in the air.
Jimmy Gambino: This is the RCW World Heavyweight championship!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: In the main event tonight, we will have a battle royal featuring almost every singles competitor in RCW, and the winner will be crowned the first ever RCW World Heavyweight champion!
MG: We're going to crown the first ever RCW World Heavyweight champion tonight!
LR: Hopefully it's someone who has talent.
TB: I'm sure it will be! But you're the LAST person who should be speaking about talent, considering you had a mediocre at best career, and don't make any lame ass excuses as to why that was! There are no excuses in the professional wrestling business!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: but we won't be crowning just one champion tonight! As you can tell. There is another mystery match on the card!
TB: Going to have two champions in RCW before the show is over?
LR: Yes! Are you deaf or something!? He just announced that!
TB: I'm about to kick you in the jaw, Liam.
LR: What happened to freedom of speech? Does it even exist around here? Because judging by the way you and Monica have been treating me, it doesn't.
MG: Will you both stop it already? Jimmy is about to introduce the next championship.
Gambino puts the RCW World World Heavywieght title back in the bag, and pulls out two other championship belts before showing them to the fans.
Jimmy Gambino: These are the RCW World Tag Team championships!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: And as you are probably guessing, we're going to crown the first ever RCW World Tag Team champions tonight! How? We're going to have a tag team turmoil featuring EVERY tag team on the roster, and that match is going to be next!
TB: Awesome! A tag team turmoil featuring every tag team that's signed to RCW!
MG: And the winner will be crowned the first ever RCW World Tag Team champions! Should be great!
LR: I figured something like this would happen due to the fact that there are NO tag team matches on the card.
Psychosocial by Slipknot hits the sound system, and the crowd cheers loudly as Gambino hands the RCW World Tag Team titles to a stagehand before leaving the ring, and makes his way to the backstage area, taking his time to slap hands with the fans.
LR: Still can't stand Gambino. I think I might go backstage, and beat his ass right now.
TB: Liam. You're not going to do shit. You always say your going to beat up someone like Jimmy Gambino or Mountain Dew Bob, and when you get the opportunity, you do nothing.
LR: Well, Brownlee. That's usually because I realize they're not worth my time. I just like to insult and threaten people whenever I get the opportunity.
TB: Yeah. Stop coming up with fucking excuses.
LR: Meh.
MG: Will you just at least TRY to be happy, Liam? Jimmy is paying you alot of money to do commentary.
LR: Good point. I'm already rich, but making MORE money is always great! It almost makes it worth sharing an announce table with Brownlee.
TB: Fuck you.
LR: No thanks.
TB: I swear we would be better off without this tea sipping fucktard calling matches with us! We have to carry this motherfucker on commentary and it sucks!
MG: Watch it, guys! There are more than likely kids watching this show! Think of the children! Anyways, the Tag Team Turmoil to crown the first ever RCW World Tag Team champions starts now!
Match One: Tag Team Turmoil to crown the first ever RCW World Tag Team Champions
The Princesses of Lethality Def. The Brothers Warrens, Mi Pi Sexy, Fatality Inc (Mariella Lopez and Melanie Ramirez) with Fatality Inc and Jimmy Gambino, The Bull and Ape Alliance, Fire and Ice, The 24 Hour Party People, The Hollywood Glamor Boys, The Metal Head Express, The Second City Saviors, The Alabama Jailmates, The B.O.M.B Squad, The Awesome Mother Fuckers with James Baker, The Double Dragons, The Lively Sisters, The Black Souls, and The Night Riders to become the first ever RCW World Tag Team Champions.
Eliminations go as followed:
-The Second City Saviors eliminated Fire and Ice in 12:58 via pinfall after hitting Justin Fire with the Addiction Killer. Both teams were pretty over in their RCW debut.
-The Night Rangers eliminated The Second City Saviors in 15:40 via pinfall after hitting Daniel Ryerson with Night Time Is The Right Time. The Night Rangers were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Awesome Mother Fuckers eliminated The Night Rangers in 18:55 via pinfall after hitting Extremely Awesome. The Awesome Mother Fuckers were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- Fatality Inc (Mariella Lopez and Melanie Ramirez) eliminated The Awesome Mother Fuckers in 25:28 via pinfall after hitting John Awesome with the Vegas Strip. Fatality Inc were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Bull and Ape Alliance eliminated Fatality Inc (Mariella Lopez and Melanie Ramirez) in 28:42 via pinfall after hitting Mariella Lopez with the Animal Takeover. The Bull and Ape Alliance were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Bull and Ape Alliance eliminated The Metal Head Express in 38:35 via pinfall after Ape Simmons hit Kevin Smith with the Gorilla Bomb version 2. The Metal Head Express received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Black Souls eliminated The Bull and Ape Alliance in 45:58 via pinfall after hitting Bull Connor with the Wheelbarrow Suplex/Double Foot stomp to the face combination. The fans weren't sure what to think of The Black Souls at first, but they eventually received a good amount of heat.
- The B.O.M.B. Squad eliminated The Black Souls in 58:32 via pinfall after hitting Dezespwa with a double DDT. The B.O.M.B. Squad was pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Brothers Warrens eliminated The B.O.M.B. Squad in 1:00:02 via pinfall after Aaron Warrens hit Tiffany Banks with the Crimson Death. The Brothers Warrens were very over in their RCW debut.
- The Brothers Warrens eliminated Mi Pi Sexy in 1:20:58 via pinfall after hitting Reyna Carter with the Pain Killer. Mi Pi Sexy received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Brothers Warrens eliminated The Lively Sisters in 1:32:40 via pinfall after Nathan Warrens hit Sarah Lively with the Suicide. The Lively Sisters were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The Brothers Warrens in 1:35:05 via pinfall after hitting Nathan Warrens with Female Power. The Princesses of Lethality were very over in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The Alabama Jailmates in 1:48:22 via pinfall adter hitting Pestilence with the Lethal Breakdown. The Alabama Jailmates received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The Hollywood Glamor Boys in 2:22:15 via pinfall after hitting Jesse Wright with Metal Hang Time. The Hollywood Glamor Boys received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The 24 Hour Party People in 2:58:30 via pinfall after hitting Casey "Trance" Tanner with Metal Brain Damage to become the first ever RCW World Tag Team Champions. The 24 Hour Party People received a good reaction at first, but as they showed heel tactics, they received a good amount of heat. After the match, The Princesses of Lethality received a standing ovation, but they had to be helped to the back.
The scene opens up backstage where RCW interviewer and formerly commentator of YouTube Championship Wrestling and the early days of Premium Championship Wrestling, Brandon Matthews, stands there in a suit and tie with glasses on his face. He's joined by Da Xtreme Regime members Nicole Allen, The Awesome Mother Fuckers, Abby Parker, and the leader of the group, James Baker. They all stand there, awaiting for Matthews to speak.
Brandon Matthews: Hello fans, I am Brandon Matthews, and I am here with Da Xtreme Regime. Guys, welcome.
Nicole Allen: Thank you!
Brandon Matthews: Why do you all find yourselves here?
James Baker: Simple! We've been a crew for a little bit now, and you saw all the shit we did to Morgan Simmons in PCW, and we figured with what we're doing in Pride and JPW, we expand our operations to the upstart company known as Rampage Championship Wrestling. Now unfortunately not all of us were willing to make the trip here. You notice Kev's absence but that's because he's going to be a father and he's gotta spend as much time being there for Desiree in her time of need.
Brandon Matthews: I see. What are your goals for this place?
James Baker: Every member of this group wants to be the best they can be. We're not like other groups where we have to feud with each other. We do our own thing, but at the same time, we have each others backs. Case in point, J.T., Nicole, Abby and John and Danny are doing separate things but they are under Da Xtreme Regime banner. Ya feel me?
Brandon Matthews: I think I get you. Abby, can I get your thoughts on your match against Uso Rotten later on tonight?
Abby stares at Brandon and doesn't say a word. Soon, she whispers in James' ear and he responds.
James Baker: Abby says she is going to dominate Uso Rotten and that this match will make Friday the 13th look weak. She also says she is very capable of pushing the boundaries here in Rampage Championship Wrestling.
Brandon Matthews: I see... and why doesn't she speak in public exactly?
James Baker: Because of cretins like you. She tweets but she doesn't speak much. She doesn't have to either. Bottom line, we will all win tonight. We are Da Xtreme Regime and we will make ourselves known in RCW. Interview is over.
Match Two: "The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones (w/ Lizzy Allen) vs Katie Chason (w/Fatality Inc)
"The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones Def. Katie Chason in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Red Hook Elbow. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Three: Lexi Reiyne vs Carmen Diaz
Lexi Reiyne Def. Carmen Diaz in 9:55 via submission after forcing Carmen to tap out to the Reiyne of Terror. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
The camera cut to the backstage area, where a stage hand was running through the area with a cup of coffee in his hand. He was running late getting to the show, and a booker had asked him to get him some coffee moments after he arrived. Just as he had turned the corner, he crashed into someone and staggered backwards, spilling the coffee all over them. The stagehand looked up in horror as he realized what he had done, but even moreso when he realized who it was he had spilled coffee on. Harrison Andrews was standing right in front of him, stone still and his face impassive as he stared down at the young man who had just showered his suit with the coffee. Quickly, the stagehand was on his feet and trying to wipe off the coffee.
Stagehand: Oh my God! I'm so sorry, Mr. Andrews! Here, let me-
He was cut off as Harrison suddenly moved forward and kneed him right in the mid section, sending him to the ground in a heap! Harrison's face contorted into a mask of pure fury as he reached down and picked the stagehand up, before slamming him into a wall as he leaned in close.
Harrison Andrews: Fifty-Thousand Dollars. Fifty-Thousand Dollars that you just ruined with your coffee, you sniveling little toerag! This suit is worth more than you're capable of making In. A. YEAR!
Harrison then tossed the stagehand overhead, sending him through a nearby table! Harrison went to do more damage, but was stopped as he spotted someone running towards them. It was PCW Hall of Famer, Leon Lonewolf.
Leon Lonewolf: The Hell do you think you're doing!?!
Harrison turned his head and spat in disgust onto the fallen Stagehand, before smirking mockingly at Leon.
Harrison Andrews: Just instructing this fellow to watch where it is he's going, Old Man.
Harrison turned his head and spat in disgust onto the fallen Stagehand, before smirking mockingly at Leon. Leon eyes Andrews and his coffee-stained outfit, then back at the stagehand, holding the now-empty cup, then back at Andrews. He sighs as she shakes his head, then glares at Andrews. He can tell that this guy is trouble. Everything from the attitude and ego to the physical details spells out trouble. And what's this stuff about old man? He's only 25 years old!
Leon Lonewolf: From the looks of it, it seems you are crying over spilled coffee all over your suit? It was a honest mistake and the arena architects should have put a mirror on the top of the wall to clear up that blind spot.
Leon turns around to the stagehand and hands him a $20 bill.
Leon Lonewolf: Go get your boss another coffee and tell him what happened. If you have any problems, you send him to me.
Stagehand: Y-y-y-y-yes, Mr. Lonewolf.
The stagehand runs off, exiting the scene. Leon then turns back to Andrews.
Leon Lonewolf: And you, Mr. big-shot, need to calm your tit. That can come off. Just take it to the dry cleaners and it will be good as new. I'm sure if your paycheck is as big as your ego is, I'm sure that isn't much of a problem. Now why don't you go back to your locker room and try to not cause any more trouble around here.
Harrison rolled his eyes, as if he was not paying attention, not caring, or both.
Harrison Andrews: I'll be taking my leave, now.
Harrison then turned on his heel to leave, but paused, and began speaking without turning back around to to look back at Leon.
Harrison Andrews: Oh....and by the way, I would be careful if I were you. With your..."Highly Respected" status among the locker room, you make a very nice target.
Harrison scoffs at Leon, and walks away while Leon looks on with a smirk on his face.
MG: There is definitely tension between those two!
TB: No kidding! Harrison should watch what he says to Leon though. He's not a good person to make angry.
LR: Maybe, but Harrison Andrews has ALOT of talent. He can back up just about everything he says, and he has proven that in both CCP and JPW. I honestly think he could beat Lonewolf.
TB: Let's not forget Lonewolf's background as well, dominating PCW and ICW, co-running ICW and the returning HCW, and training many young kids in HCW, PW, and JPW. I'd say Andrews is nothing compared to The Honorable Demon.
MG: I honestly don't know, but I have a feeling we may find out soon.
Match Four: Christian Warrens vs Mandy "The Monster"
Mandy "The Monster" Def. Christian Warrens in 9:58 via submission after forcing Christian to tap out to the Vice Grip.
Match Five: The Gimmick Master vs Tiffany Van Buren
Tiffany Van Buren Def. The Gimmick Master (under a scientist gimmick) in 9:52 via pinfall after hitting the Manhattan Makeover. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Six: Brooklyn Punkari vs Deacon Jeremiah Robinson
Deacon Jeremiah Robinson Def. Brooklyn Punkari in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Salvation Bomb. Jeremiah received a good amount of heat in his RCW debut while Brooklyn was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Backstage you can see Alexis Knight as she is wearing a t-shirt and her black short leather wrestling tights. She is currently smiling as she looks over at her girlfriend Aurora.
Aurora- So this is it then
Alexis- Yep in a few short minutes I will be make history and will be one step closer to winning gold.
Aurora- Makes you sound a little cocky.
Alexis- Oh well I just want to win, I don't care if others see me as cocky. As long as I have you babe..all is right with the world.
Aurora leans over kissing her as they start to make out and Lexie is seen pinching her ass.
Alexis- Let's go love.
Match Seven: Glen "The Titan" Jacobs vs Alexis Knight
Glen "The Titan" Jacobs Def. Alexis Knight in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Boot of Chaos. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Eight: Abby Parker (w/James Baker) vs Uso Rotten
Uso Rotten Def. Abby Parker in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Samoan Buster. Uso received a great amount of heat in his RCW debut while Abby was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Scene opens up backstage where J.T. Banks is standing at an area, warming up for his match up later on in the night. He's punching the bags. Once he sees the camera, he stops and looks at it with his signature smirk.
J.T. Banks: Yeah, its ya boy, The Punisher. Now later tonight, I'll be taking on some "Hardcore Rocker" chick. You know, a chick who dabbles into that heavy metal, head bangin' type shit. Just what do I think of this broad?
J.T. stands there with his hand on his chin, thinking to himself.
J.T. Banks: Well, I do work with the chick in JPW. She is the JPW Terebi Champion - that's Broadcast in Japanese terms for those who had no clue. But she's a champion over there, she carries herself as if she's one bad ass bitch. I've seen those types of women, I know a couple of genuinely bad ass women who will throw down, beat yo ass like they stole somethin', and then take your money afterwards. Hell, I live with one of them, and I know to NEVER get on her bad side. Speaking of that, a nice shout out to my beautiful lady Talia Skye. Love ya baby.
J.T. flashes his signature smile.
J.T. Banks: Back to Ms. Evans though. She might be an alleged bad ass, and she might attempt to go at it with weapons and everything that comes with it. One problem for her though, is she has never and I mean EVER, faced a dude like me. Most of ya'll know I'm a powerful man, I take no prisoners, I ride or die in every one of my matches. I have no problem beating the living shit out of anybody who's across the ring from me, and unfortunately for you Ms. Evans, your my first victim on my path towards getting to the top of the heap, and I will get to the very top of this company and win the RCW World Heavyweight Championship. And ya'll... can BANK... ON THAT!
J.T. walks away.
Match Nine: Rei Ayanami vs The Red Bee with The Phat Controller
The Red Bee Def. Rei Ayanami in 9:52 via submission after forcing Rei to tap out to the Honey Trap. The Red Bee received a good amount of heat in his RCW debut while Rei was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Match Ten: Mountain Dew Bob vs Morgan Simmons
Morgan Simmons Def. Mountain Dew Bob in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Synn-Full Ride to Hell. Morgan Simmons received a great amount of heat in her RCW debut while Mountain Dew Bob was pretty over in his RCW debut.
Match Eleven: J.T. Banks vs "The Hardcore Rocker" Melissa Evans
J.T. Banks Def. "The Hardcore Rocker" Melissa Evans in 9:55 via submission after forcing Melissa to tap out to the Guerrilla Clutch. Banks was very over in his RCW debut while Melissa was pretty over herself.
J.T. Banks celebrates his victory, but that's soon changed when "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica hits and the crowd boos loudly as Morgan Simmons and The Hollywood Glamor Boys walk out onto the stage. They have smug expressions on their faces as Banks doesn't look happy to see them. They slowly make their way down the ramp. They stop at the end of the ramp and Banks dares them to get into the ring but they don't do so.
MG: This is certainly an interesting situation here! J.T. Banks is goading three members to fight him and him only! I don't know why Toxic isn't taking the bait considering they have the advantage!
TB: Morgan's a snake of an individual! She's calculating and devious!
LR: Even I'm going to have to agree with you on that.
As Banks has his attention towards Morgan, Stevie and Jesse. From out of the crowd, Christina Fierce and The Metal Head Express come out from the crowd with chairs, slide into the ring and wait for Banks to turn around. He does so and Christina swings her chair forward and... CRACK! Right to the cranium and down goes J.T. Banks.
MG: GOOD GOD! There goes the neighborhood! J.T. has been FLATENED!
TB: That was a wicked shot! Just brutal looking!
Banks is down and now the rest of Toxic rolls in and starts beating him down. Its Morgan, Christina, Stevie Fabulous, Jesse Wright, Joe Grizzly and Kevin Smith taking turns with the chairs, beating him in the back with it. Over and over again with the chair. Christina grabs one of the other chairs and lays it in the middle of the ring.
MG: Toxic has some bad intentions here, and I don't like it one bit!
TB: That makes two of us! God only knows what's inside Morgan's fucked up mind!
Once they are done, Morgan begins to direct traffic and The Metal Head Express gets Banks up. Morgan goes to the top rope as Joe Grizzly gets Banks in a piledriver position. Morgan lets out an evil smirk before diving off... and they HIT Banks with a SPIKE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
MG: OH MY GOD! A sickening Spike Piledriver onto the steel chair! J.T.'s neck may just be broken!
TB: Damn! That was wicked! Toxic just cannot do a thing by themselves!
MG: It's really heinous Tyler! We've seen Toxic do this sort of stuff all throughout their existence, and this just adds to how they rely on this type of stuff to succeed!
Banks is laid out on the mat and Morgan and the rest of Toxic stand tall as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica hits again and the crowd boos loudly.
Match Twelve: "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez vs Ryan Murphey
"The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez Def. Ryan Murphey in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Crystal-DT. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Thirteen: Damon Warrens vs Matt Duvall
Damon Warrens Def. Matt Duvall in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Badd Dream. Damon was very over in his RCW debut while Duvall received a good amount of heat in his RCW debut.
As Damon celebrates his victory, the video screen shows DJ Jackson in a cold dark room with the candles lit. The camera comes close to him and he holds a picture of him and Damon laying in bed together and speaks.
DJ Jackson: This picture represented us. We were once a couple. A very proud couple. Damon, you made me feel complete. You satisfied me in a number of ways, most of which I cannot explain on television because kids are watching...
DJ has a smile on his face.
DJ Jackson: But that changed at Anarchy when you betrayed me by going back to those undesirable people. Those cretins who wronged you to begin with. You betrayed THE FAMILY! I was there for you when you were down and out and this is the thanks I get? REALLY?!
DJ rises up and doesn't look pleased.
DJ Jackson: I LOVE YOU, DAMMIT! I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO YOU! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD AND MUCH MORE! YOU CRUSHED ME...
DJ's voice suddenly goes to a quiet tone.
DJ Jackson: ... but I'm going to crush you. It won't be tonight, and it may not be on the second show, but like I'm going to do to your son over in Pride Wrestling. You're going to feel the same exact pain you put me and MY FAMILY through.
Suddenly, more faces come into the picture. They're all wearing Hockey masks to hide their identities.
DJ Jackson: These people behind me are my family. They will be known soon enough, and they will help me break you down to your very core. I rule the Kingdom of Darkness, and I will lead you onto a path of complete and utter destruction.
A smirk comes across DJ's face.
DJ Jackson: Can you handle it baby? I don't think you can. Tootles.
DJ blows a kiss and the candle blows out.
TB: This guy is completely insane! Just when I didn't think things could get more bizarre!
MG: DJ is that ex who just can't let go! Damon did the right thing in going back to his real biological family, and DJ Jackson can't let that go one bit!
TB: The jilted lover! We've seen that way too many times in life!
MG: Indeed! And we will bring you our next match up in just a bit!
TB: Indeed, but I have a question for Liam.
LR: Ask away, I suppose.
TB: How do you really feel about the fact that Damon and James Baker seem to be on good terms now?
Liam rolls his eyes, and lets out a sigh.
LR: I'm really getting tired of people asking me that question, so I'm just going to answer it. Damon is a grown man. Okay? He makes his own decisions. If forgiving Baker turns out to be a mistake, that's not my problem. I want nothing to do with that. Now everyone stop asking me that question, and lets all move on with our lives.
MG: Well. The next match is up next!
Match Fourteen: Ashley Rose vs Christina Fierce
Ashley Rose Def. Christina Fierce in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Exclamation Point. Ashley was extremely over in her RCW debut while Christina received a good amount of heat.
Match Fifteen: "The Tap out King" TJ Parks vs "The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews
"The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews Def. "The Tap Out King" TJ Parks in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Savior's Wrath. Jerry received a lot of heat in his RCW debut while TJ was pretty over in his RCW debut. Both put on an exciting match up for the crowd.
Match Sixteen: Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson vs Adia Warrior
Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson Def. Adia Warrior in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Black Hole Gore followed by the Reaper Slam. Reaper was extremely over in his RCW debut while Adia received a mixed reaction. It was announced that DJ Jackson wasn't at the arena and Adia was a replacement at the last minute.
Match Seventeen: Brian Stryker vs J.T. Farley
Brian Stryker Def. J.T. Farley in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Air Stryke. Stryker was extremely over in his RCW debut while Farley was pretty over himself in his RCW debut.
As Brian Stryker’s hand is raised in victory, his theme music is unexpectedly cut off as the sounds of Josh Turner’s “Long Black Train” begin to play throughout the arena. The fans begin to boo as Deacon Jeremiah makes his way to the top of the entrance ramp. He takes in the crowd’s immensely negative reaction as he reaches into the pocket of his suit jacket and pulls out a microphone.
TB: *sarcastically* Oh great! *normally* I wonder what the hell this religious nut case is doing back out here!
LR: I'm not a fan of religion at all, but you as well as these fans need to respect Jerry. He's one of the most underrated superstars in RCW history!
TB: He's very boring if you ask me.
LR: This is coming from a guy who thinks James Baker was a good General Manager.
TB: James Baker WAS a GREAT General Manager! He was ALOT better than Morgan Simmons or Shannon Saint.
LR: I would be the greatest General Manager of all time.
TB: The greatest at burning a company to the ground, maybe.
MG: Okay, guys! Stop! Both of you!
Deacon Jeremiah: Congratulations, Stryker, on your big win here tonight. It seems that you really did reach another level at the most unfortunate time given the recent closure of PCW.
The crowd begins to cheer at the mention of PCW. Stryker nods at the acknowledgement of his success.
Deacon Jeremiah: However, don’t count on receiving any praise for your accomplishments from me. Especially given your blasphemous moniker. What was it again, “God of War?”
Stryker, by now, has climbed the nearest turnbuckle and begins to gesture towards the Deacon, signaling his urge to face him man-to-man.
Deacon Jeremiah: It’s not I you should be worried about. Stryker, let’s just say that the bell has tolled, and it has tolled for you.
All of a sudden, the lights in the arena go out, and the crowd begins to buzz and the flash of a few cell phone cameras are all that can be seen. However, the lights soon come back on, and the Reverend Jerry Matthews is standing directly behind the turnbuckle Stryker is perched on.
TB: Hey Stryker! Look behind you, bro!
LR: I don't think he heard you.
MG: I don't like where this is going.
TB: Me neither.
Without much hesitation, Matthews sneaks up behind Stryker and nails him with a devastating low blow. Stryker immediately feels the impact, and falls off of the turnbuckle. Matthews waits for him to get up and a sinister grin comes across his face as he charges forward and hits Stryker with a thunderous big boot. Stryker hits the ground with an audible thud. Matthews motions to the Deacon, who is now at ringside, and he is handed the mic.
Jerry Matthews: Stryker, it’s time you come to realize what happens to those who would hold themselves on the same level as the one true God. Beware, my son, for your trials and tribulations are only beginning. The Word of the Lord, Thanks Be to God.
Matthews makes the sign of the cross over the downed Stryker, and hastily exits the ring. He and the Deacon make their way up the entrance ramp as the crowd begins to boo yet again.
TB: Well. I guess Jerry don't like Stryker's nickname.
MG: I guess not. He obviously doesn't like Stryker either.
LR: I was actually hoping Jerry did a bit more to the damn hamster.
MG: I thought you found Stryker entertaining?
LR: I do. I love watching him try to kill himself.
TB: Well. I find Stryker to actually be entertaining. He's very talented, he's alot of fun to watch, and he's comedic relief.
MG: I agree with that.
LR: Okay, but before you two start ganging up on me AGAIN, I never said Stryker wasn't talented, so give me a break.
Match Eighteen: Lady Nene vs Harrison Andrews (w/Elizabeth)
Harrison Andrews Def. Lady Nene in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Royal Genocide. Harrison received a lot of heat in his RCW debut while Lady Nene was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Match Nineteen: Leon Lonewolf vs Alexis Landry (w/Fatality Inc)
Leon Lonewolf Def. Alexis Landry in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Lionheart. Lonewolf was extremely over in his RCW debut while Alexis was pretty over herself.
Match Twenty: Nicole Allen vs Doomsday
Doomsday Def. Nicole Allen in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Tombstone Piledriver. Doomsday received a huge mixed reaction in his RCW debut while Nicole was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Match Twenty One: Mariano Fernandez vs Adam Cloverleaf
Mariano Fernandez Def. Adam Cloverleaf in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Tsunami Strike. Mariano was extremely over in his RCW debut while Adam received a good amount of heat in his debut.
Main Event: Battle Royal to crown the first ever RCW World Heavyweight Champion
Syn Def. Mariano Fernandez, "The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews, Leon Lonewolf, Konstantine Weylin, Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson, Doomsday, Brian Stryker, Harrison Andrews, Ashley Rose, Damon Warrens, Uso Rotten, "The Tap Out King" TJ Parks, Morgan Simmons, Nicole Allen, Morgan Simmons, Fatality Inc, J.T. Banks, Adam Cloverleaf, Lady Nene, Rae Valentine, Jin, "The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones, Lizzy Allen, Christina Fierce, Ryan Murphey, "The Hardcore Rocker" Melissa Evans, Mountain Dew Bob, Rei Ayanami, The Red Bee, Abby Parker, Glen "The Titan" Jacobs, Alexis Knight, Deacon Jeremiah Robinson, Brooklyn Punkari, The Gimmick Master, Tiffany Van Buren, Christian Warrens, Mandy "The Monster", Lexi Reiyne, Carmen Diaz, "The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones, Athanasius Rayne, Seth Hellstorm, and J.T. Farley in 20:58 to become the first ever RCW World Heavyweight Champion.
Near the end, it came down to Mariano Fernandez and Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson. The two competitors tried to eliminate each other, but the lights went out, and once they came back on, both Mariano and Reaper were laying on the floor outside of the ring, and Syn was standing in the ring. Syn wasn't a official competitor in the match, but the ref (not sure what to do, and somewhat afraid of Syn) handed Syn the title, and raised his hand in victory. Syn received a lot of heat in his first RCW appearance. The show ended with Syn celebrating with his newly won championship while Mariano and Reaper looked on with confused looks on their faces.
Location: the KFC Yum! center in Louisville, Kentucky
Commentators: Monica Garcia, Liam Reilly, and Tyler Brownlee
The show kicked off with Monica Garcia, Liam Reilly, and Tyler Brownlee welcoming everyone to the show, and going over the card.
Jimmy Wilkes stands in the ring with a mic in hand.
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and Gentlemen! At this time! Please welcome the owner of RCW! He is the original voice of CCP! Stan Ross!
Wrestlemania by Jim Johnston hits the PA system, and out comes Stan Ross to a huge amount of cheers. Ross makes his way to the ring with a smile on his face, taking time to slap hands with the fans. Once he gets to the ring, he walks up the steps, gets in the ring, and shakes hands with Jimmy Wilkes. Jimmy hands him the mic, and exits the ring. Ross then waves at the fans before speaking.
Stan Ross: Hello everyone! and welcome to Monday Night Massacre!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Stan Ross: Alot of you know me as the original voice of CCP, but what some people don't know is that I have ALWAYS wanted to own my own company, and now I do. I may not be an experienced owner, but I have some experience booking for CCP, and I hope that will somehow help me out, and I believe it WILL help me out, but I'm not going to ramble on about that. You people want to hear who the General Manager of RCW is, right!?
The crowd cheers loudly.
LR: About damn time. Lets hope it's not Baker.
TB: What's wrong with James Baker? I hope it's not Morgan Simmons!
LR: I might actually stand up, and walk away if it's either of those two.
MG: Will you shut up, Liam?
Ross laughs.
Stan Ross: That's what I thought! Now alot of people might question me about naming this man the General Manager of RCW. He don't exactly have great history with alot of people, and he's not always the most trusted man in this business, but despite all of that, this man does have history as a booker, and he is very good at it. You could also say he has somewhat turned his life around. Please welcome the General Manager of RCW, Jimmy Gambino!
Psychosocial by Slipknot hits the PA system, and out comes Jimmy Gambino with a bag in hand to huge cheers from the crowd.
LR: Yep. I'm leaving.This company is going to suck.
TB: You're not going anywhere, so just shut up, already!
LR: Don't tell me to shut up, Brownlee.
TB: If I think you need to shut up, I'll tell you to shut up!
MG: Okay. Enough!
LR: And if I feel like punching you in the face, I might just do it.
TB: I'd like to see that happen! I know you won't do shit! I'm not close to being afraid of THE WORST PCW Platinum Champion of ALL TIME!
MG: Will you two stop!?
Gambino makes his way to the ring, taking his time to slap hands with the fans. Once he gets to the ring, he walks up the steps, gets in the ring, sets the bag down, and panders to the fans before shaking hands with Ross.
Stan Ross: Alright Jimmy! Listen. You might be over with the people now, but there are alot of people in this business who still don't trust you, and it's possible they never will.
Gambino nods his head, asks for a mic, and begins speaking.
Jimmy Gambino: I know that, Stan, and I respect it too. I haven't exactly been the best person throughout my career.
Stan Ross: Damn right you haven't! and to be honest, I don't exactly trust you either, but I know you have good history working behind the scenes for PCW, so I feel you deserve this chance, but I'm going to tell you something right now. You don't have any special contract for this company. If you make one fishy move. I will fire you on the spot. Do you understand?
LR: Do it, Gambino! Make a fishy move so Ross will fire you, and I won't have to look at your ugly face again.
MG: Look, Liam. I don't exactly like or trust Jimmy Gambino either, but I think we should give the guy a chance. He could do great things for RCW.
TB: I agree with everything Monica just said.
LR: *sarcastically* Big surprise. *normally speaking* You two have been ganging up on me through the whole show!
TB: That's because you're a whiny jerk, and we don't like you.
MG: Hey. All I've been trying to do is get you two to stop fighting.
Jimmy Gambino: Understood.
Stan Ross: Good. Don't forget that.
Wrestlemania by Jim Johnston hits the PA system, and Stan Ross exits the ring, he then makes his way to the backstage area, taking his time to slap hands with the fans, leaving Gambino in the ring.
Jimmy Gambino: I'm just going to go ahead, and confirm that I did indeed make all these matches on tonight's card, but as you can tell, there are two matches on the card that haven't been announced, and I'm going to get to them.
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: but first I want to make one thing clear. Some people may expect that I'm going to be a biased General Manager, but that's not the case. Fatality Inc will be getting NO special treatment from me, and Team Lethality and Toxic sure as hell won't be getting any special treatment from me. I'm going to be a fair and balanced General Manager. I may put people in handicap matches, and I might even force people to team up with someone they don't like or even hate, but I WILL not screw anyone over, or put them in a disadvantage during title matches! I want RCW to be the best show possible, and to do that, I have to keep all of you happy, and that's exactly what I plan on doing. I know that fans don't like screw jobs, so screw jobs will not be happening in RCW as long as I am the General Manager!
MG: You heard it here. No screw jobs will be happening in RCW as long as Jimmy Gambino is the General Manager!
LR: Do you really believe what he says? I call bullshit.
MG: Just give the guy a chance, please.
TB: I think you're wasting your breath, Monica. He knows fuck all about professional wrestling! He makes Shannon Taint sound like Albert Einstein, and we all know the lack of knowledge he possesses!
Jimmy Gambino: Enough of that though. I promised I would announce those two mystery matches, and I'm going to do that right now!
LR: About time.
The crowd cheers loudly as Gambino opens up the bag, and pulls out a championship belt before holding it in the air.
Jimmy Gambino: This is the RCW World Heavyweight championship!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: In the main event tonight, we will have a battle royal featuring almost every singles competitor in RCW, and the winner will be crowned the first ever RCW World Heavyweight champion!
MG: We're going to crown the first ever RCW World Heavyweight champion tonight!
LR: Hopefully it's someone who has talent.
TB: I'm sure it will be! But you're the LAST person who should be speaking about talent, considering you had a mediocre at best career, and don't make any lame ass excuses as to why that was! There are no excuses in the professional wrestling business!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: but we won't be crowning just one champion tonight! As you can tell. There is another mystery match on the card!
TB: Going to have two champions in RCW before the show is over?
LR: Yes! Are you deaf or something!? He just announced that!
TB: I'm about to kick you in the jaw, Liam.
LR: What happened to freedom of speech? Does it even exist around here? Because judging by the way you and Monica have been treating me, it doesn't.
MG: Will you both stop it already? Jimmy is about to introduce the next championship.
Gambino puts the RCW World World Heavywieght title back in the bag, and pulls out two other championship belts before showing them to the fans.
Jimmy Gambino: These are the RCW World Tag Team championships!
The crowd cheers loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: And as you are probably guessing, we're going to crown the first ever RCW World Tag Team champions tonight! How? We're going to have a tag team turmoil featuring EVERY tag team on the roster, and that match is going to be next!
TB: Awesome! A tag team turmoil featuring every tag team that's signed to RCW!
MG: And the winner will be crowned the first ever RCW World Tag Team champions! Should be great!
LR: I figured something like this would happen due to the fact that there are NO tag team matches on the card.
Psychosocial by Slipknot hits the sound system, and the crowd cheers loudly as Gambino hands the RCW World Tag Team titles to a stagehand before leaving the ring, and makes his way to the backstage area, taking his time to slap hands with the fans.
LR: Still can't stand Gambino. I think I might go backstage, and beat his ass right now.
TB: Liam. You're not going to do shit. You always say your going to beat up someone like Jimmy Gambino or Mountain Dew Bob, and when you get the opportunity, you do nothing.
LR: Well, Brownlee. That's usually because I realize they're not worth my time. I just like to insult and threaten people whenever I get the opportunity.
TB: Yeah. Stop coming up with fucking excuses.
LR: Meh.
MG: Will you just at least TRY to be happy, Liam? Jimmy is paying you alot of money to do commentary.
LR: Good point. I'm already rich, but making MORE money is always great! It almost makes it worth sharing an announce table with Brownlee.
TB: Fuck you.
LR: No thanks.
TB: I swear we would be better off without this tea sipping fucktard calling matches with us! We have to carry this motherfucker on commentary and it sucks!
MG: Watch it, guys! There are more than likely kids watching this show! Think of the children! Anyways, the Tag Team Turmoil to crown the first ever RCW World Tag Team champions starts now!
Match One: Tag Team Turmoil to crown the first ever RCW World Tag Team Champions
The Princesses of Lethality Def. The Brothers Warrens, Mi Pi Sexy, Fatality Inc (Mariella Lopez and Melanie Ramirez) with Fatality Inc and Jimmy Gambino, The Bull and Ape Alliance, Fire and Ice, The 24 Hour Party People, The Hollywood Glamor Boys, The Metal Head Express, The Second City Saviors, The Alabama Jailmates, The B.O.M.B Squad, The Awesome Mother Fuckers with James Baker, The Double Dragons, The Lively Sisters, The Black Souls, and The Night Riders to become the first ever RCW World Tag Team Champions.
Eliminations go as followed:
-The Second City Saviors eliminated Fire and Ice in 12:58 via pinfall after hitting Justin Fire with the Addiction Killer. Both teams were pretty over in their RCW debut.
-The Night Rangers eliminated The Second City Saviors in 15:40 via pinfall after hitting Daniel Ryerson with Night Time Is The Right Time. The Night Rangers were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Awesome Mother Fuckers eliminated The Night Rangers in 18:55 via pinfall after hitting Extremely Awesome. The Awesome Mother Fuckers were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- Fatality Inc (Mariella Lopez and Melanie Ramirez) eliminated The Awesome Mother Fuckers in 25:28 via pinfall after hitting John Awesome with the Vegas Strip. Fatality Inc were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Bull and Ape Alliance eliminated Fatality Inc (Mariella Lopez and Melanie Ramirez) in 28:42 via pinfall after hitting Mariella Lopez with the Animal Takeover. The Bull and Ape Alliance were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Bull and Ape Alliance eliminated The Metal Head Express in 38:35 via pinfall after Ape Simmons hit Kevin Smith with the Gorilla Bomb version 2. The Metal Head Express received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Black Souls eliminated The Bull and Ape Alliance in 45:58 via pinfall after hitting Bull Connor with the Wheelbarrow Suplex/Double Foot stomp to the face combination. The fans weren't sure what to think of The Black Souls at first, but they eventually received a good amount of heat.
- The B.O.M.B. Squad eliminated The Black Souls in 58:32 via pinfall after hitting Dezespwa with a double DDT. The B.O.M.B. Squad was pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Brothers Warrens eliminated The B.O.M.B. Squad in 1:00:02 via pinfall after Aaron Warrens hit Tiffany Banks with the Crimson Death. The Brothers Warrens were very over in their RCW debut.
- The Brothers Warrens eliminated Mi Pi Sexy in 1:20:58 via pinfall after hitting Reyna Carter with the Pain Killer. Mi Pi Sexy received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Brothers Warrens eliminated The Lively Sisters in 1:32:40 via pinfall after Nathan Warrens hit Sarah Lively with the Suicide. The Lively Sisters were pretty over in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The Brothers Warrens in 1:35:05 via pinfall after hitting Nathan Warrens with Female Power. The Princesses of Lethality were very over in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The Alabama Jailmates in 1:48:22 via pinfall adter hitting Pestilence with the Lethal Breakdown. The Alabama Jailmates received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The Hollywood Glamor Boys in 2:22:15 via pinfall after hitting Jesse Wright with Metal Hang Time. The Hollywood Glamor Boys received a good amount of heat in their RCW debut.
- The Princesses of Lethality eliminated The 24 Hour Party People in 2:58:30 via pinfall after hitting Casey "Trance" Tanner with Metal Brain Damage to become the first ever RCW World Tag Team Champions. The 24 Hour Party People received a good reaction at first, but as they showed heel tactics, they received a good amount of heat. After the match, The Princesses of Lethality received a standing ovation, but they had to be helped to the back.
The scene opens up backstage where RCW interviewer and formerly commentator of YouTube Championship Wrestling and the early days of Premium Championship Wrestling, Brandon Matthews, stands there in a suit and tie with glasses on his face. He's joined by Da Xtreme Regime members Nicole Allen, The Awesome Mother Fuckers, Abby Parker, and the leader of the group, James Baker. They all stand there, awaiting for Matthews to speak.
Brandon Matthews: Hello fans, I am Brandon Matthews, and I am here with Da Xtreme Regime. Guys, welcome.
Nicole Allen: Thank you!
Brandon Matthews: Why do you all find yourselves here?
James Baker: Simple! We've been a crew for a little bit now, and you saw all the shit we did to Morgan Simmons in PCW, and we figured with what we're doing in Pride and JPW, we expand our operations to the upstart company known as Rampage Championship Wrestling. Now unfortunately not all of us were willing to make the trip here. You notice Kev's absence but that's because he's going to be a father and he's gotta spend as much time being there for Desiree in her time of need.
Brandon Matthews: I see. What are your goals for this place?
James Baker: Every member of this group wants to be the best they can be. We're not like other groups where we have to feud with each other. We do our own thing, but at the same time, we have each others backs. Case in point, J.T., Nicole, Abby and John and Danny are doing separate things but they are under Da Xtreme Regime banner. Ya feel me?
Brandon Matthews: I think I get you. Abby, can I get your thoughts on your match against Uso Rotten later on tonight?
Abby stares at Brandon and doesn't say a word. Soon, she whispers in James' ear and he responds.
James Baker: Abby says she is going to dominate Uso Rotten and that this match will make Friday the 13th look weak. She also says she is very capable of pushing the boundaries here in Rampage Championship Wrestling.
Brandon Matthews: I see... and why doesn't she speak in public exactly?
James Baker: Because of cretins like you. She tweets but she doesn't speak much. She doesn't have to either. Bottom line, we will all win tonight. We are Da Xtreme Regime and we will make ourselves known in RCW. Interview is over.
Match Two: "The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones (w/ Lizzy Allen) vs Katie Chason (w/Fatality Inc)
"The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones Def. Katie Chason in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Red Hook Elbow. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Three: Lexi Reiyne vs Carmen Diaz
Lexi Reiyne Def. Carmen Diaz in 9:55 via submission after forcing Carmen to tap out to the Reiyne of Terror. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
The camera cut to the backstage area, where a stage hand was running through the area with a cup of coffee in his hand. He was running late getting to the show, and a booker had asked him to get him some coffee moments after he arrived. Just as he had turned the corner, he crashed into someone and staggered backwards, spilling the coffee all over them. The stagehand looked up in horror as he realized what he had done, but even moreso when he realized who it was he had spilled coffee on. Harrison Andrews was standing right in front of him, stone still and his face impassive as he stared down at the young man who had just showered his suit with the coffee. Quickly, the stagehand was on his feet and trying to wipe off the coffee.
Stagehand: Oh my God! I'm so sorry, Mr. Andrews! Here, let me-
He was cut off as Harrison suddenly moved forward and kneed him right in the mid section, sending him to the ground in a heap! Harrison's face contorted into a mask of pure fury as he reached down and picked the stagehand up, before slamming him into a wall as he leaned in close.
Harrison Andrews: Fifty-Thousand Dollars. Fifty-Thousand Dollars that you just ruined with your coffee, you sniveling little toerag! This suit is worth more than you're capable of making In. A. YEAR!
Harrison then tossed the stagehand overhead, sending him through a nearby table! Harrison went to do more damage, but was stopped as he spotted someone running towards them. It was PCW Hall of Famer, Leon Lonewolf.
Leon Lonewolf: The Hell do you think you're doing!?!
Harrison turned his head and spat in disgust onto the fallen Stagehand, before smirking mockingly at Leon.
Harrison Andrews: Just instructing this fellow to watch where it is he's going, Old Man.
Harrison turned his head and spat in disgust onto the fallen Stagehand, before smirking mockingly at Leon. Leon eyes Andrews and his coffee-stained outfit, then back at the stagehand, holding the now-empty cup, then back at Andrews. He sighs as she shakes his head, then glares at Andrews. He can tell that this guy is trouble. Everything from the attitude and ego to the physical details spells out trouble. And what's this stuff about old man? He's only 25 years old!
Leon Lonewolf: From the looks of it, it seems you are crying over spilled coffee all over your suit? It was a honest mistake and the arena architects should have put a mirror on the top of the wall to clear up that blind spot.
Leon turns around to the stagehand and hands him a $20 bill.
Leon Lonewolf: Go get your boss another coffee and tell him what happened. If you have any problems, you send him to me.
Stagehand: Y-y-y-y-yes, Mr. Lonewolf.
The stagehand runs off, exiting the scene. Leon then turns back to Andrews.
Leon Lonewolf: And you, Mr. big-shot, need to calm your tit. That can come off. Just take it to the dry cleaners and it will be good as new. I'm sure if your paycheck is as big as your ego is, I'm sure that isn't much of a problem. Now why don't you go back to your locker room and try to not cause any more trouble around here.
Harrison rolled his eyes, as if he was not paying attention, not caring, or both.
Harrison Andrews: I'll be taking my leave, now.
Harrison then turned on his heel to leave, but paused, and began speaking without turning back around to to look back at Leon.
Harrison Andrews: Oh....and by the way, I would be careful if I were you. With your..."Highly Respected" status among the locker room, you make a very nice target.
Harrison scoffs at Leon, and walks away while Leon looks on with a smirk on his face.
MG: There is definitely tension between those two!
TB: No kidding! Harrison should watch what he says to Leon though. He's not a good person to make angry.
LR: Maybe, but Harrison Andrews has ALOT of talent. He can back up just about everything he says, and he has proven that in both CCP and JPW. I honestly think he could beat Lonewolf.
TB: Let's not forget Lonewolf's background as well, dominating PCW and ICW, co-running ICW and the returning HCW, and training many young kids in HCW, PW, and JPW. I'd say Andrews is nothing compared to The Honorable Demon.
MG: I honestly don't know, but I have a feeling we may find out soon.
Match Four: Christian Warrens vs Mandy "The Monster"
Mandy "The Monster" Def. Christian Warrens in 9:58 via submission after forcing Christian to tap out to the Vice Grip.
Match Five: The Gimmick Master vs Tiffany Van Buren
Tiffany Van Buren Def. The Gimmick Master (under a scientist gimmick) in 9:52 via pinfall after hitting the Manhattan Makeover. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Six: Brooklyn Punkari vs Deacon Jeremiah Robinson
Deacon Jeremiah Robinson Def. Brooklyn Punkari in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Salvation Bomb. Jeremiah received a good amount of heat in his RCW debut while Brooklyn was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Backstage you can see Alexis Knight as she is wearing a t-shirt and her black short leather wrestling tights. She is currently smiling as she looks over at her girlfriend Aurora.
Aurora- So this is it then
Alexis- Yep in a few short minutes I will be make history and will be one step closer to winning gold.
Aurora- Makes you sound a little cocky.
Alexis- Oh well I just want to win, I don't care if others see me as cocky. As long as I have you babe..all is right with the world.
Aurora leans over kissing her as they start to make out and Lexie is seen pinching her ass.
Alexis- Let's go love.
Match Seven: Glen "The Titan" Jacobs vs Alexis Knight
Glen "The Titan" Jacobs Def. Alexis Knight in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Boot of Chaos. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Eight: Abby Parker (w/James Baker) vs Uso Rotten
Uso Rotten Def. Abby Parker in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Samoan Buster. Uso received a great amount of heat in his RCW debut while Abby was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Scene opens up backstage where J.T. Banks is standing at an area, warming up for his match up later on in the night. He's punching the bags. Once he sees the camera, he stops and looks at it with his signature smirk.
J.T. Banks: Yeah, its ya boy, The Punisher. Now later tonight, I'll be taking on some "Hardcore Rocker" chick. You know, a chick who dabbles into that heavy metal, head bangin' type shit. Just what do I think of this broad?
J.T. stands there with his hand on his chin, thinking to himself.
J.T. Banks: Well, I do work with the chick in JPW. She is the JPW Terebi Champion - that's Broadcast in Japanese terms for those who had no clue. But she's a champion over there, she carries herself as if she's one bad ass bitch. I've seen those types of women, I know a couple of genuinely bad ass women who will throw down, beat yo ass like they stole somethin', and then take your money afterwards. Hell, I live with one of them, and I know to NEVER get on her bad side. Speaking of that, a nice shout out to my beautiful lady Talia Skye. Love ya baby.
J.T. flashes his signature smile.
J.T. Banks: Back to Ms. Evans though. She might be an alleged bad ass, and she might attempt to go at it with weapons and everything that comes with it. One problem for her though, is she has never and I mean EVER, faced a dude like me. Most of ya'll know I'm a powerful man, I take no prisoners, I ride or die in every one of my matches. I have no problem beating the living shit out of anybody who's across the ring from me, and unfortunately for you Ms. Evans, your my first victim on my path towards getting to the top of the heap, and I will get to the very top of this company and win the RCW World Heavyweight Championship. And ya'll... can BANK... ON THAT!
J.T. walks away.
Match Nine: Rei Ayanami vs The Red Bee with The Phat Controller
The Red Bee Def. Rei Ayanami in 9:52 via submission after forcing Rei to tap out to the Honey Trap. The Red Bee received a good amount of heat in his RCW debut while Rei was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Match Ten: Mountain Dew Bob vs Morgan Simmons
Morgan Simmons Def. Mountain Dew Bob in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Synn-Full Ride to Hell. Morgan Simmons received a great amount of heat in her RCW debut while Mountain Dew Bob was pretty over in his RCW debut.
Match Eleven: J.T. Banks vs "The Hardcore Rocker" Melissa Evans
J.T. Banks Def. "The Hardcore Rocker" Melissa Evans in 9:55 via submission after forcing Melissa to tap out to the Guerrilla Clutch. Banks was very over in his RCW debut while Melissa was pretty over herself.
J.T. Banks celebrates his victory, but that's soon changed when "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica hits and the crowd boos loudly as Morgan Simmons and The Hollywood Glamor Boys walk out onto the stage. They have smug expressions on their faces as Banks doesn't look happy to see them. They slowly make their way down the ramp. They stop at the end of the ramp and Banks dares them to get into the ring but they don't do so.
MG: This is certainly an interesting situation here! J.T. Banks is goading three members to fight him and him only! I don't know why Toxic isn't taking the bait considering they have the advantage!
TB: Morgan's a snake of an individual! She's calculating and devious!
LR: Even I'm going to have to agree with you on that.
As Banks has his attention towards Morgan, Stevie and Jesse. From out of the crowd, Christina Fierce and The Metal Head Express come out from the crowd with chairs, slide into the ring and wait for Banks to turn around. He does so and Christina swings her chair forward and... CRACK! Right to the cranium and down goes J.T. Banks.
MG: GOOD GOD! There goes the neighborhood! J.T. has been FLATENED!
TB: That was a wicked shot! Just brutal looking!
Banks is down and now the rest of Toxic rolls in and starts beating him down. Its Morgan, Christina, Stevie Fabulous, Jesse Wright, Joe Grizzly and Kevin Smith taking turns with the chairs, beating him in the back with it. Over and over again with the chair. Christina grabs one of the other chairs and lays it in the middle of the ring.
MG: Toxic has some bad intentions here, and I don't like it one bit!
TB: That makes two of us! God only knows what's inside Morgan's fucked up mind!
Once they are done, Morgan begins to direct traffic and The Metal Head Express gets Banks up. Morgan goes to the top rope as Joe Grizzly gets Banks in a piledriver position. Morgan lets out an evil smirk before diving off... and they HIT Banks with a SPIKE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!
MG: OH MY GOD! A sickening Spike Piledriver onto the steel chair! J.T.'s neck may just be broken!
TB: Damn! That was wicked! Toxic just cannot do a thing by themselves!
MG: It's really heinous Tyler! We've seen Toxic do this sort of stuff all throughout their existence, and this just adds to how they rely on this type of stuff to succeed!
Banks is laid out on the mat and Morgan and the rest of Toxic stand tall as "Wherever I May Roam" by Metallica hits again and the crowd boos loudly.
Match Twelve: "The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez vs Ryan Murphey
"The KO Queen" Crystal Alvarez Def. Ryan Murphey in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Crystal-DT. Both competitors were pretty over in their RCW debut.
Match Thirteen: Damon Warrens vs Matt Duvall
Damon Warrens Def. Matt Duvall in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Badd Dream. Damon was very over in his RCW debut while Duvall received a good amount of heat in his RCW debut.
As Damon celebrates his victory, the video screen shows DJ Jackson in a cold dark room with the candles lit. The camera comes close to him and he holds a picture of him and Damon laying in bed together and speaks.
DJ Jackson: This picture represented us. We were once a couple. A very proud couple. Damon, you made me feel complete. You satisfied me in a number of ways, most of which I cannot explain on television because kids are watching...
DJ has a smile on his face.
DJ Jackson: But that changed at Anarchy when you betrayed me by going back to those undesirable people. Those cretins who wronged you to begin with. You betrayed THE FAMILY! I was there for you when you were down and out and this is the thanks I get? REALLY?!
DJ rises up and doesn't look pleased.
DJ Jackson: I LOVE YOU, DAMMIT! I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO YOU! I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING I HAD AND MUCH MORE! YOU CRUSHED ME...
DJ's voice suddenly goes to a quiet tone.
DJ Jackson: ... but I'm going to crush you. It won't be tonight, and it may not be on the second show, but like I'm going to do to your son over in Pride Wrestling. You're going to feel the same exact pain you put me and MY FAMILY through.
Suddenly, more faces come into the picture. They're all wearing Hockey masks to hide their identities.
DJ Jackson: These people behind me are my family. They will be known soon enough, and they will help me break you down to your very core. I rule the Kingdom of Darkness, and I will lead you onto a path of complete and utter destruction.
A smirk comes across DJ's face.
DJ Jackson: Can you handle it baby? I don't think you can. Tootles.
DJ blows a kiss and the candle blows out.
TB: This guy is completely insane! Just when I didn't think things could get more bizarre!
MG: DJ is that ex who just can't let go! Damon did the right thing in going back to his real biological family, and DJ Jackson can't let that go one bit!
TB: The jilted lover! We've seen that way too many times in life!
MG: Indeed! And we will bring you our next match up in just a bit!
TB: Indeed, but I have a question for Liam.
LR: Ask away, I suppose.
TB: How do you really feel about the fact that Damon and James Baker seem to be on good terms now?
Liam rolls his eyes, and lets out a sigh.
LR: I'm really getting tired of people asking me that question, so I'm just going to answer it. Damon is a grown man. Okay? He makes his own decisions. If forgiving Baker turns out to be a mistake, that's not my problem. I want nothing to do with that. Now everyone stop asking me that question, and lets all move on with our lives.
MG: Well. The next match is up next!
Match Fourteen: Ashley Rose vs Christina Fierce
Ashley Rose Def. Christina Fierce in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Exclamation Point. Ashley was extremely over in her RCW debut while Christina received a good amount of heat.
Match Fifteen: "The Tap out King" TJ Parks vs "The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews
"The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews Def. "The Tap Out King" TJ Parks in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Savior's Wrath. Jerry received a lot of heat in his RCW debut while TJ was pretty over in his RCW debut. Both put on an exciting match up for the crowd.
Match Sixteen: Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson vs Adia Warrior
Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson Def. Adia Warrior in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Black Hole Gore followed by the Reaper Slam. Reaper was extremely over in his RCW debut while Adia received a mixed reaction. It was announced that DJ Jackson wasn't at the arena and Adia was a replacement at the last minute.
Match Seventeen: Brian Stryker vs J.T. Farley
Brian Stryker Def. J.T. Farley in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Air Stryke. Stryker was extremely over in his RCW debut while Farley was pretty over himself in his RCW debut.
As Brian Stryker’s hand is raised in victory, his theme music is unexpectedly cut off as the sounds of Josh Turner’s “Long Black Train” begin to play throughout the arena. The fans begin to boo as Deacon Jeremiah makes his way to the top of the entrance ramp. He takes in the crowd’s immensely negative reaction as he reaches into the pocket of his suit jacket and pulls out a microphone.
TB: *sarcastically* Oh great! *normally* I wonder what the hell this religious nut case is doing back out here!
LR: I'm not a fan of religion at all, but you as well as these fans need to respect Jerry. He's one of the most underrated superstars in RCW history!
TB: He's very boring if you ask me.
LR: This is coming from a guy who thinks James Baker was a good General Manager.
TB: James Baker WAS a GREAT General Manager! He was ALOT better than Morgan Simmons or Shannon Saint.
LR: I would be the greatest General Manager of all time.
TB: The greatest at burning a company to the ground, maybe.
MG: Okay, guys! Stop! Both of you!
Deacon Jeremiah: Congratulations, Stryker, on your big win here tonight. It seems that you really did reach another level at the most unfortunate time given the recent closure of PCW.
The crowd begins to cheer at the mention of PCW. Stryker nods at the acknowledgement of his success.
Deacon Jeremiah: However, don’t count on receiving any praise for your accomplishments from me. Especially given your blasphemous moniker. What was it again, “God of War?”
Stryker, by now, has climbed the nearest turnbuckle and begins to gesture towards the Deacon, signaling his urge to face him man-to-man.
Deacon Jeremiah: It’s not I you should be worried about. Stryker, let’s just say that the bell has tolled, and it has tolled for you.
All of a sudden, the lights in the arena go out, and the crowd begins to buzz and the flash of a few cell phone cameras are all that can be seen. However, the lights soon come back on, and the Reverend Jerry Matthews is standing directly behind the turnbuckle Stryker is perched on.
TB: Hey Stryker! Look behind you, bro!
LR: I don't think he heard you.
MG: I don't like where this is going.
TB: Me neither.
Without much hesitation, Matthews sneaks up behind Stryker and nails him with a devastating low blow. Stryker immediately feels the impact, and falls off of the turnbuckle. Matthews waits for him to get up and a sinister grin comes across his face as he charges forward and hits Stryker with a thunderous big boot. Stryker hits the ground with an audible thud. Matthews motions to the Deacon, who is now at ringside, and he is handed the mic.
Jerry Matthews: Stryker, it’s time you come to realize what happens to those who would hold themselves on the same level as the one true God. Beware, my son, for your trials and tribulations are only beginning. The Word of the Lord, Thanks Be to God.
Matthews makes the sign of the cross over the downed Stryker, and hastily exits the ring. He and the Deacon make their way up the entrance ramp as the crowd begins to boo yet again.
TB: Well. I guess Jerry don't like Stryker's nickname.
MG: I guess not. He obviously doesn't like Stryker either.
LR: I was actually hoping Jerry did a bit more to the damn hamster.
MG: I thought you found Stryker entertaining?
LR: I do. I love watching him try to kill himself.
TB: Well. I find Stryker to actually be entertaining. He's very talented, he's alot of fun to watch, and he's comedic relief.
MG: I agree with that.
LR: Okay, but before you two start ganging up on me AGAIN, I never said Stryker wasn't talented, so give me a break.
Match Eighteen: Lady Nene vs Harrison Andrews (w/Elizabeth)
Harrison Andrews Def. Lady Nene in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Royal Genocide. Harrison received a lot of heat in his RCW debut while Lady Nene was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Match Nineteen: Leon Lonewolf vs Alexis Landry (w/Fatality Inc)
Leon Lonewolf Def. Alexis Landry in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Lionheart. Lonewolf was extremely over in his RCW debut while Alexis was pretty over herself.
Match Twenty: Nicole Allen vs Doomsday
Doomsday Def. Nicole Allen in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Tombstone Piledriver. Doomsday received a huge mixed reaction in his RCW debut while Nicole was pretty over in her RCW debut.
Match Twenty One: Mariano Fernandez vs Adam Cloverleaf
Mariano Fernandez Def. Adam Cloverleaf in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Tsunami Strike. Mariano was extremely over in his RCW debut while Adam received a good amount of heat in his debut.
Main Event: Battle Royal to crown the first ever RCW World Heavyweight Champion
Syn Def. Mariano Fernandez, "The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews, Leon Lonewolf, Konstantine Weylin, Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson, Doomsday, Brian Stryker, Harrison Andrews, Ashley Rose, Damon Warrens, Uso Rotten, "The Tap Out King" TJ Parks, Morgan Simmons, Nicole Allen, Morgan Simmons, Fatality Inc, J.T. Banks, Adam Cloverleaf, Lady Nene, Rae Valentine, Jin, "The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones, Lizzy Allen, Christina Fierce, Ryan Murphey, "The Hardcore Rocker" Melissa Evans, Mountain Dew Bob, Rei Ayanami, The Red Bee, Abby Parker, Glen "The Titan" Jacobs, Alexis Knight, Deacon Jeremiah Robinson, Brooklyn Punkari, The Gimmick Master, Tiffany Van Buren, Christian Warrens, Mandy "The Monster", Lexi Reiyne, Carmen Diaz, "The Dark King of Bling" Stephon Jhones, Athanasius Rayne, Seth Hellstorm, and J.T. Farley in 20:58 to become the first ever RCW World Heavyweight Champion.
Near the end, it came down to Mariano Fernandez and Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson. The two competitors tried to eliminate each other, but the lights went out, and once they came back on, both Mariano and Reaper were laying on the floor outside of the ring, and Syn was standing in the ring. Syn wasn't a official competitor in the match, but the ref (not sure what to do, and somewhat afraid of Syn) handed Syn the title, and raised his hand in victory. Syn received a lot of heat in his first RCW appearance. The show ended with Syn celebrating with his newly won championship while Mariano and Reaper looked on with confused looks on their faces.