Post by DudeBehindAKeyboard on Feb 18, 2014 15:47:26 GMT -5
Note: I apologize that the show is late. Gave a few people a llittle extra time to write segments.
RCW Monday Night Massacre Episode 5
Location: The American Airlines Center in Dallas,Texas
Commentators: Monica Garcia, Tyler Brownlee and Ronnie Horton
Match One: J.T. Farley vs Tiffany Van Buren
Tiffany Van Buren Def. J.T. Farley in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Manhattan Makeover.
Match Two: Crunk N Cyde vs The 24 Hour Party People
The 24 Hour Party People Def. Crunk N Cyde in 12:45 via pinfall after hitting Mikael Crunk with the Bassline.
Match Three: Ryan Murphey vs Adrian Storms
Ryan Murphey Def. Adrian Storms in 9:50 via submission after forcing Storms to tap out to the Dragon Dagger.
Somewhere near her locker room we see Felicity Banks already dressed from head to toe in her ring gear. She has a look of panic on her face as she sips down on her bottle of Aquafina and briskly paces toward her locker room door. Before she could make it there, she notices a group of fans with backstage passes swarming towards her as she raises a brow.
Felicity Banks: Noooo! Not right now! I don’t like you people!
Felicity bolts toward her locker room door, pushing it open and seeing her cousin Luke Wisia already inside. Felicity presses her back against the locker room door to make sure the fans can’t get in as Luke narrows a brow, confused by what’s going on.
Felicity Banks: Seriously can’t stand them, Luke. Uggggh!
Felicity twitches, clearly flustered now.
Felicity Banks: They’re everywhere! The stupid fans. The stupid rednecks from Dallas. Idiotic Cowboys. I cannot… take…
She lowers her tone, shaking her head as she leans off the door.
Felicity Banks: … it.
Luke has a mild blank expression, not sure what to really say at first. He peeks past Felicity and to the door where there was a few fists that shook the panels.
Luke Wisia: What the fuck… Is this real life?
He walks past Felicity, to the door, and kicks it hard a few times.
Luke Wisia: AYYYOOO! CALM YA SHIT, YO! YA’LL ACTIN’ LIKE YOU JUST SEEN JUSTIN BIEBER PEE OFF YOUR BALCONY!!!
Felicity’s eyes widen as she nudges looks arm with a grin on her face.
Felicity Banks: That’s it! You need to pee on them!
Felicity takes a few steps backwards and turns her head.
Felicity Banks: Now you wait until I get to the other end of the room and turn my head before you do it, okay? And if they end up grabbing a hold of you.
She bites down on her lip and shakes her head.
Felicity Banks: Well, you took one for the team, right?
Luke bites his lip and rubs his eyes, maybe a little high, but not really sure.
Luke Wisia: Shit… They all girls? I’ll take one for the team if that’s the case, no fuckin’ problem. We already know you’re pullin’ in more female fans than male.
He squirts some water out of his water bottle and closes his eyes as it hits the floor.
Luke Wisia: Rest in peace to Hunter Moore and his manhood, yo.
Felicity’s jaw drops as she stops her backpedaling.
Felicity Banks: He died?!
Luke smirks some and takes a swig of the water.
Luke Wisia: Nah. He gonna wish he was by the time he gets outta prison though.
Felicity chuckles, little emotion to the laugh.
Felicity Banks: That’s exactly how Harrison Andrews is gonna feel after tonight. I’m not gonna stick anything up his ass… I’m just going to kick it. Over and over and over and over like the energizer bunny.
She takes another pause, thinking something over in her head.
Felicity Banks: Harrison Andrews.. Such a stupid name.
Luke turns back to the door where it receives a few more bangs on the door.
Luke Wisia: How many people you think showed that dude their nudies that are out there right meow? Tryna do the same for you now.
Felicity shrugs her shoulders, now sitting down on the beanbag chair she decorated her locker room with.
Felicity Banks: Sucks to be him. You really think they’ll give me nudies? I was asking for them on twitter that one night and only got a couple.
She shrugs her shoulders once again, reaching onto the floor and grabbing her cell phone.
Felicity Banks: Why was my phone on the floor?
She pauses, never giving up enough time to answer the question.
Felicity Banks: Screw it. Here Luke.
Just as Luke turns his shoulder, Felicity launches her phone toward him. His instincts react just in time as he catches it, but barely.
Felicity Banks: Put that chain lock thingy at the top of the door on and take a quick picture outside the door to see if there’s any hotties. If there is… We will get the nudies.
Luke puts the lock over the door frame and slides open the door, trying to take a picture between the crack. Fan began to stack their arms through the opened area while Luke tried to kick and keep them behind the frame. He closed the door in hope of not cutting off any limps and looked down to the picture.
Luke Wisia: Hmm… Girl with braces, looks like she is fuckin’ ten. Some dude that looks like he came from the sewer. And this hottie got a ring on her finger, meanin’ she married.
He looked up to Felicity with a worried face.
Luke Wisia: We gonna have to go deeper into the pit….
Felicity raises a brow as she leans back against the bean bag chair and crosses her legs. She sits comfortably, looking down at her nails before letting out a relieving sigh.
Felicity Banks: Fiiiine. But I’m not going out there until it’s match time. I’m starting to realize that I really don’t like people, and I really don’t like being around them.
She shrugs her shoulders making a “hmph” sound with it.
Felicity Banks: I guess I am a Banks after all.
She blows down on her nails before standing up and walking towards Luke.
Felicity Banks: Are you going out there?
Luke turns to the door, then to Felicity, and back to the door.
Luke Wisia: Umm….
He looks back to the Felicity, then the door again.
Luke Wisia: Fuck yea I am.
Without another word, Luke gives Felicity an encouraging pat on the shoulder and opens the door to the wild crowd.
Luke Wisia: ALRIGHT BITCHES! YOUR KING IS HERE!!! LET’S FUCKIN’ PARTY!
He darts into the crowd, closing the door behind him and making sure it’s locked. Felicity rolls her eyes, turning around and sits back down on her beanbag chair.
Felicity Banks: He’s nuts, I swear.
With that, Felicity closes her eyes and rests, getting herself mentally prepared for her match ahead.
We cut to the commentary table where Monica Garcia, Tyler Brownlee and Ronnie Horton are sharing a laugh with eachother.
TB: What the fuck was that?
RH: I don't know, man. I guess Felicity wanted nothing to do with that crowd, but Luke Wisia wanted to party with them. Nothing wrong with partying with fans of course, but if Felicity don't want to asociate with people then she don't have to.
TB: True, but without the fans, none of us would be here.
RH: While that is very true. It's the wrestlers who bust their asses in the ring to make the fans happy, so I believe as a wrestler, I suppose you kinda have the right to treat the fans however you want. That's just my opinion though.
TB: So you support wrestlers being dicks to the fans?
RH: I don't support it. I just have nothing against it. I have a lot of respect for everyone who puts their body on the line in a wrestling ring regardless of how they treat the fans. The fans do pay their hard earned money to watch them wrestle though. You're right about that part.
MG: Indeed. Anyways, Felicity will be in action against Harrison Andrews later tonight in round three of the American title tournament, but up next, we will see tag team action as The Brothers Warrens of The Warrens Family takes on The Hollywood Glamor Boys of Toxic!
Match Four: The Brothers Warrens vs The Hollywood Glamor Boys
The Brothers Warrens Def. The Hollywood Glamor Boys in 12:48 via pinfall after Nathan Warrens hit Jesse Wright with the Suicide.
Match Five: Brooklyn Punkari vs Sterling Anderson
Sterling Anderson Def. Brooklyn Punkari in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting Sterling Silver.
Match Six: The Lethal Barbarians vs The Black Souls with Mr. Gold
The Lethal Barbarians Def. The Black Souls in 12:58 via pinfall after hitting Dezespwa with Metal Brain Demage.
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch hits and Mariah and Rachel celebrate their victory. Once they are given their titles, Mariah asks for a microphone and is given one. Once the music dies down, Mariah begins to speak.
Mariah Lopez: Now that we've beaten this scrub tag team which wasn't really much of a challenge in the first place. There's something that has been on our mind for the past two weeks.
Mariah says furiously.
Mariah Lopez: Bully-boo, Ape, you two fat fucks want to play dirty, huh? Play dirty against two women? Shit, if you two morons wanted to play dirty right off the bat, you should have made more of a statement, but you got our attention nonetheless.
The crowd cheers for Mariah and Rachel as the pause occurs.
Mariah Lopez: But unlike you two fucking idiotas, I'm the nice one who will forewarn you in advance. You two aren't the only ones with a bag of tricks up your sleeves. Rachel and I know how to play this game too and we have something very special for you guys... but we won't give it to you at this very moment. Oh no, you'll have to wait for it. I know the people will love it. Am I right guys?
The crowd cheers loudly.
Mariah Lopez: But yeah, its going to be real fucking special. You two will LOVE IT! I promise you that.
"Never Enough" hits again and Mariah and Rachel leave but not without interacting with fans by exchanging high-fives with them.
MG: Mariah and Rachel are fired up! They are livid and focused on the task at hand!
RH: That's all well and good because they need to me, but I'm sure Bull and Ape are as well!
TB: I'm looking forward to what the Lethal Barbarians have in store! I know it'll be a good match and this is the FIRST TIME these two teams have faced off!
MG: Indeed it is! These two teams are polar opposites who have never met each other in the ring... but that will change at Springtime Carnage!
RH: And the tag team titles are on the line! This will be fantastic!
TB: Couldn't agree more dude!
Match Seven: J.T. Banks vs DJ Jackson in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
DJ Jackson Def. J.T. Banks in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting Da DJ Kick to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion.
Match Eight: Seth Hellstrom vs Morgan Simmons in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
Seth Hellstrom Def. Morgan Simmons in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Estrellas Sobre México to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion. After the match, J.T. Banks came out of nowhere, attacked Morgan, and laid her out with the New York State of Mind, he then got on the mic, and talked trash to Morgan before going backstage to huge cheers from the crowd.
Match Nine: Felicity vs Harrison Andrews with Liz in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
Felicity Def. Harrison Andrews in 9:55 via pinfall after using the ropes to help get the pin to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion. This was considered by many to be match of the night.
Match Ten: Damon Warrens vs Rae Valentine in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
Damon Warrens Def. Rae Valentine in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Nitemare on Your Street to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion. After the match, DJ Jackson came out of the crowd to boos from the crowd, attacked Damon from behind, and beat him down, he then started crying, lifted him to his feet, gave him a passionate kiss on the lips, and laid him out with Flatliner Express, he then got on the mic, and cut a promo before going backstage to boos from the crowd.
Match Eleven: Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson vs Draven Logan Kennedy
Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson Def. Draven Logan Kennedy in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Black Hole Gore followed by the Reaping Death drop.
Chop Suey by System Of A Down hits the PA system, and Reaper celebrates his victory to huge cheers from the crowd. All of a sudden, the music stops, the lights go out, Out of the Fire by Type O Negative hits the sound system, a pyro goes off on the stage, and Doomsday steps out on the stage to huge boos from the crowd.
TB: Why is Doomsday coming out here!? He's not scheduled to compete tonight!
MG: I'm not sure, but I will point out that he walked out on Reaper in the main event tag team match last week. Maybe he has some sort of beef with Reaper. Either way, I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
RH: How do you know it won't end well? Maybe he's coming out to apologize!
TB:.......I doubt that, dude.
RH: Good point, but still. We may be about to see a brawl between these two! I love watching violents!
Doomsday ignores the fans as he slowly walks to the ring. He eventually gets to the ring, climbs up on the apron, gets in the ring, and him and Reaper have a staredown for a moment.
RH: Hell yeah! These two are going to fight! I can tell!
Reaper eventually delivers a punch to the face. Doomsday fires back with a punch of his own, and the two go back and forth. Reaper! Doomsday! Reaper! Doomsday! Reaper! Doomsday! Reaper! Doomsday grabs Reaper by the throat, looking to go for the Chokeslam, but Reaper delivers a hard kick to the midsection, forcing Doomsday to release the hold, he then runs into the ropes, and runs back at Doomsday, but Doomsday catches him with a big boot, he then lifts Reaper to his feet, and connects with the High Impact Chokeslam!
MG: Chokeslam! Doomsday with a very Powerful Chokeslam on Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson!
TB: and now he's leaving the ring!
RH: Seriously? Damnit! I want to see more violents!
TB: I take it you're not a big fan of Reaper?
RH: Who said that?
TB: Uhh....Well.....You said you want to see more violents.
RH: ......Yeah.....Your point? I like watching this stuff. Doesn't mean I dislike Reaper. I'm also a fan of Doomsday though! and maybe Reaper will fight back. I wouldn't count him out just yet!
Doomsday goes to the outside, and looks around as the crowd continue to let out a huge chorus of boos, he then grabs a steel chair, gets in the ring, and waits for Reaper to get to his feet.
TB: I think Reaper should probably stay down. This isn't going to end well!
RH: That might be the smart thing to do.....but I have doubts he will do that.
It takes a moment, but Reaper eventually gets to his feet, and Doomsday connects with a chair shot to the head, he then waits for Reaper to get back to his feet. Reaper eventually gets back to his feet, and Doomsday connects with another chair shot to the head before waiting for Reaper to get back to his feet again. Reaper eventually gets back to his feet, Doomsday connects with a third chair shot to the head, and Reaper has been busted open!
MG: Three vicious chair shots to the head! and Reaper has been busted open!
RH: Damn......At least there is blood though. That's always cool, right?
TB: I'm really starting to wonder about you, dude.
RH: Thanks, bro! I like when people think about me!
TB: Not what I meant! but you're welcome. Anyways. I don't think Doomsday is finished.
Doomsday lets out a scream, and begins delivering chair shots to the midsection. He connects with about ten chair shots, he then looks around at the fans, lets out another scream, lifts Reaper to his feet, and connects with the Tombstone Piledriver!
MG: Tombstone Piledriver! Doomsday just dropped Reaper head first into the mat!
RH: Doomsday has put a pretty bad beating on Reaper! He could be seriously hurt!
TB: So now you're concerned about Reaper's health?
RH: Hey. Just because I like watching people do demage don't mean I'm a selfish person.
TB:.....Wait.....That music.....What the hell?
All of a sudden, the Phantasm theme hits the PA system, and a man with long black hair black faciel hair, and a sinister smile on his face wearing a red suit and tie walks out on stage.
TB: Who the hell is that!?
MG: No clue. I have no info on this guy.
RH: Me neither, but He looks like a very interesting person! Maybe he will introduce himself to everyone!
The crowd isn't sure how to react as the man looks around at them as he makes his way to the ring. Once he gets to the ring, he walks up the steps, gets in the ring, looks down at Reaper, and shakes his head, he then looks at Doomsday, nods his head, and asks for a mic before speaking.
Red suit guy: I get the filling you people don't know who I am, but you will know who I am in due time. I'm not going to introduce myself right now though because I don't find it that important at the moment. I'll do that in two weeks. All I'm going to say right now is I have a manager contract with RCW, Doomsday here is ONE of my clients, and Ryan and I have a bit of history if you will!
TB: They do!?
RH: I guess so. If the interesting scary guy in the red suit says he has history with The Reaper, then I'm going to believe he has history with The Reaper!
Red suit guy: I'm not going to explain it right now though. You see. I like suspense, so I'm going to be a man of mystery and leave you all with questions. Who exactly am I? What kind of history do I have with "The Reaper", and why did Doomsday do this to him? You will all find out in two weeks!
MG: WOW.....I just......I don't know what to say about this guy.
TB: Me neither, but apperantly he's going to wait two weeks before explaining everything. At least we know he is Doomsday's manager though.
RH: Mystery! I like it!
The Phantasm theme hits the PA system, the mystery man leaves the ring a long with Doomsday, and the two make their way to the backstage area to huge boos from the crowd, EMTs then rush out to the ring, and check on Reaper. After a few moments, Reaper is barely able to stand up, and he is helped backstage to a huge standing ovation from the crowd.
Match Twelve: Mountain Dew Bob with Kel Simmons vs Konstantine Weylin
Konstantine Weylin Def. Mountain Dew Bob in 9:52 via pinfall after hitting the DISASSOCIATIVE. After the match, Konstantine went to attack Bob, but Ashley Rose ran out to the ring to huge cheers from the crowd, attacked Konstantine, beat her down, and laid her out with the Rose Kick, she then got on the mic, and talked trash to Konstantine before going backstage to huge cheers from the crowd.
Match Thirteen: Brian Stryker vs Adam Cloverleaf
Brian Stryker Def. Adam Cloverleaf in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Air Stryke. After the match, "The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews appeared on the titontron, cut a religious promo, and talked trash to Stryker. Stryker, Stryker then got on the mic, cut a promo, and talked trash to Jerry before going backstage to huge cheers from the crowd.
The camera shifts backstage, showing Bull and Ape standing in a darkened hallway with Kel Simmons standing in between the two of them. Unlike how they usually appear, all three men seem to be deathly serious, and somewhat intimidating. After a few moments of silence, Kel suddenly spoke as he looked at the camera.
Kel Simmons: Normally, I'd be the one doing all of the talking here. But, for once, Bull and Ape wanted to talk for themselves.
Kel moves back a little, allowing the two Mammoth Sized Wrestlers to glare down into the camera as Ape begins speaking.
Ape Simmons: Ever since the Last Episode of Massacre, everybody's been askin' why! Why did we attack The Lethal Barbarians? Why'd we attack Mariano and decide to go with Syn? You wanna know why? Because we can. Because we wanted to send a message. Because we wanted to show the world that we're not jokes, and everybody in this locker room had better start taking us seriously.
Bull then took over from there.
Bull Connor: And let me make somethin' loud and clear to anybody out there who's still askin' why we're with Syn. When we were down and out a few years ago, he came to us and offered BOTH of us a living! And since then, he's always been there for the both of us! He's never lied, he's never made some stupid promises that he wasn't gonna keep. He's been straight with us from Day ONE!
He stepped back as Ape once again took over the Promo.
Ape Simmons: And let's face it, we'd rather be the two big dogs running with The Wolves, than be the sheep like the rest of of The Locker Room. It's The Age of Armageddon, and nobody is safe!
MG: Bull and Ape usually seem like fun loving guys, but this is a side of them we have not seen in a while if we have ever seen it at all!
TB: I'm not really a fan of what they have been doing, but I guess they make a good point. Syn HAS done a lot for them.
RH: Indeed he has. He's the reason they broke into mainstream wrestling. They have a very good reason to be as loyal to him as they are! and I personally like what Bull and Ape have been doing. I'm looking forward to the tag team title match. I love The Lethal Barbarians, but I have money on Bull and Ape taking those titles!
TB: And I think you're going to lose money. I think Mariah and Rachel will find a way to retain. They defeated The Black Souls earlier who are also two big and powerful guys.
MG: We will just have to wait, and see, but up next, Leon Lonewolf goes one on one with Toxic member, Christina Fierce!
Match Fourteen: Leon Lonewolf vs Christina Fierce
Leon Lonewolf Def. Christina Fierce in 9:52 via submission after forcing Christina to tap out to the Wolfpack Assault.
As Leon is seen celebrating his win the fans who were once cheering begin to boo as their attention turns towards the stage as RCW's new signee Cash "Money Making SOB" Johnson is seen standing there in a navy blue pin stripped suit clapping as if he was giving an standing ovation for the Lonewolf. He wears a smile on his face while clapping. He even whistles cheering Leon on. He stops clapping and with a chuckle lifts his microphone up to his lips.
Cash Johnson: Bravo! Bravo! Great job there Leon, you really know how to bore the peasants with such shit performances. It fits these pathetic pounds of flesh any how. And for that, I have to thank you. As their God...As your God. I thank you for providing your...Your services. Now, please proceed to get the fuck out of my ring! You hear me peasant?! YOUR GOD IS SPEAKING TO YOU! You either do what your God as or I will come down this fucking ramp and unleash an almighty beating on you.
Cash acts as if he is going to start walking down the ramp but stops himself.
Cash Johnson: On second thought...I rather not waste time. I rather not bless you with the gift of being in the same ring as the greatest ever to do it.
Cash drops the mic and grunts before walking backstage.
MG: Cash Johnson obviously wanting nothing to do with The Honorable Demon!
TB: He's a coward. He knows Leon can kick his ass.
RH: He's not a coward! He just changed his mind! People change their mind about things sometimes. It happens. I would like to see those two have a match though.
TB: Well Leon isn't going to be happy about this, and he WILL confront Cash about this!
RH: I'm sure he will, and I'm looking forward to it!
MG: Well up next is our main event. The RCW World Heavyweight champion, Mariano Fernandez will face the number 1 contencers for the RCW World Tag Team champions, The Bull and Ape Alliance in a two on one handicap match!
Main Event: Mariano Fernandez vs The Bull and Ape Alliance with Kel Simmons in a two on one handicap match
The Bull and Ape Alliance Def. Mariano Fernandez in 20:30 via pinfall after hitting the Animal Takeover. The show ended with Kel Simmons, Bull Connor, and Ape Simmons dancing in the ring to boos from the crowd.
RCW Monday Night Massacre Episode 5
Location: The American Airlines Center in Dallas,Texas
Commentators: Monica Garcia, Tyler Brownlee and Ronnie Horton
Match One: J.T. Farley vs Tiffany Van Buren
Tiffany Van Buren Def. J.T. Farley in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Manhattan Makeover.
Match Two: Crunk N Cyde vs The 24 Hour Party People
The 24 Hour Party People Def. Crunk N Cyde in 12:45 via pinfall after hitting Mikael Crunk with the Bassline.
Match Three: Ryan Murphey vs Adrian Storms
Ryan Murphey Def. Adrian Storms in 9:50 via submission after forcing Storms to tap out to the Dragon Dagger.
Somewhere near her locker room we see Felicity Banks already dressed from head to toe in her ring gear. She has a look of panic on her face as she sips down on her bottle of Aquafina and briskly paces toward her locker room door. Before she could make it there, she notices a group of fans with backstage passes swarming towards her as she raises a brow.
Felicity Banks: Noooo! Not right now! I don’t like you people!
Felicity bolts toward her locker room door, pushing it open and seeing her cousin Luke Wisia already inside. Felicity presses her back against the locker room door to make sure the fans can’t get in as Luke narrows a brow, confused by what’s going on.
Felicity Banks: Seriously can’t stand them, Luke. Uggggh!
Felicity twitches, clearly flustered now.
Felicity Banks: They’re everywhere! The stupid fans. The stupid rednecks from Dallas. Idiotic Cowboys. I cannot… take…
She lowers her tone, shaking her head as she leans off the door.
Felicity Banks: … it.
Luke has a mild blank expression, not sure what to really say at first. He peeks past Felicity and to the door where there was a few fists that shook the panels.
Luke Wisia: What the fuck… Is this real life?
He walks past Felicity, to the door, and kicks it hard a few times.
Luke Wisia: AYYYOOO! CALM YA SHIT, YO! YA’LL ACTIN’ LIKE YOU JUST SEEN JUSTIN BIEBER PEE OFF YOUR BALCONY!!!
Felicity’s eyes widen as she nudges looks arm with a grin on her face.
Felicity Banks: That’s it! You need to pee on them!
Felicity takes a few steps backwards and turns her head.
Felicity Banks: Now you wait until I get to the other end of the room and turn my head before you do it, okay? And if they end up grabbing a hold of you.
She bites down on her lip and shakes her head.
Felicity Banks: Well, you took one for the team, right?
Luke bites his lip and rubs his eyes, maybe a little high, but not really sure.
Luke Wisia: Shit… They all girls? I’ll take one for the team if that’s the case, no fuckin’ problem. We already know you’re pullin’ in more female fans than male.
He squirts some water out of his water bottle and closes his eyes as it hits the floor.
Luke Wisia: Rest in peace to Hunter Moore and his manhood, yo.
Felicity’s jaw drops as she stops her backpedaling.
Felicity Banks: He died?!
Luke smirks some and takes a swig of the water.
Luke Wisia: Nah. He gonna wish he was by the time he gets outta prison though.
Felicity chuckles, little emotion to the laugh.
Felicity Banks: That’s exactly how Harrison Andrews is gonna feel after tonight. I’m not gonna stick anything up his ass… I’m just going to kick it. Over and over and over and over like the energizer bunny.
She takes another pause, thinking something over in her head.
Felicity Banks: Harrison Andrews.. Such a stupid name.
Luke turns back to the door where it receives a few more bangs on the door.
Luke Wisia: How many people you think showed that dude their nudies that are out there right meow? Tryna do the same for you now.
Felicity shrugs her shoulders, now sitting down on the beanbag chair she decorated her locker room with.
Felicity Banks: Sucks to be him. You really think they’ll give me nudies? I was asking for them on twitter that one night and only got a couple.
She shrugs her shoulders once again, reaching onto the floor and grabbing her cell phone.
Felicity Banks: Why was my phone on the floor?
She pauses, never giving up enough time to answer the question.
Felicity Banks: Screw it. Here Luke.
Just as Luke turns his shoulder, Felicity launches her phone toward him. His instincts react just in time as he catches it, but barely.
Felicity Banks: Put that chain lock thingy at the top of the door on and take a quick picture outside the door to see if there’s any hotties. If there is… We will get the nudies.
Luke puts the lock over the door frame and slides open the door, trying to take a picture between the crack. Fan began to stack their arms through the opened area while Luke tried to kick and keep them behind the frame. He closed the door in hope of not cutting off any limps and looked down to the picture.
Luke Wisia: Hmm… Girl with braces, looks like she is fuckin’ ten. Some dude that looks like he came from the sewer. And this hottie got a ring on her finger, meanin’ she married.
He looked up to Felicity with a worried face.
Luke Wisia: We gonna have to go deeper into the pit….
Felicity raises a brow as she leans back against the bean bag chair and crosses her legs. She sits comfortably, looking down at her nails before letting out a relieving sigh.
Felicity Banks: Fiiiine. But I’m not going out there until it’s match time. I’m starting to realize that I really don’t like people, and I really don’t like being around them.
She shrugs her shoulders making a “hmph” sound with it.
Felicity Banks: I guess I am a Banks after all.
She blows down on her nails before standing up and walking towards Luke.
Felicity Banks: Are you going out there?
Luke turns to the door, then to Felicity, and back to the door.
Luke Wisia: Umm….
He looks back to the Felicity, then the door again.
Luke Wisia: Fuck yea I am.
Without another word, Luke gives Felicity an encouraging pat on the shoulder and opens the door to the wild crowd.
Luke Wisia: ALRIGHT BITCHES! YOUR KING IS HERE!!! LET’S FUCKIN’ PARTY!
He darts into the crowd, closing the door behind him and making sure it’s locked. Felicity rolls her eyes, turning around and sits back down on her beanbag chair.
Felicity Banks: He’s nuts, I swear.
With that, Felicity closes her eyes and rests, getting herself mentally prepared for her match ahead.
We cut to the commentary table where Monica Garcia, Tyler Brownlee and Ronnie Horton are sharing a laugh with eachother.
TB: What the fuck was that?
RH: I don't know, man. I guess Felicity wanted nothing to do with that crowd, but Luke Wisia wanted to party with them. Nothing wrong with partying with fans of course, but if Felicity don't want to asociate with people then she don't have to.
TB: True, but without the fans, none of us would be here.
RH: While that is very true. It's the wrestlers who bust their asses in the ring to make the fans happy, so I believe as a wrestler, I suppose you kinda have the right to treat the fans however you want. That's just my opinion though.
TB: So you support wrestlers being dicks to the fans?
RH: I don't support it. I just have nothing against it. I have a lot of respect for everyone who puts their body on the line in a wrestling ring regardless of how they treat the fans. The fans do pay their hard earned money to watch them wrestle though. You're right about that part.
MG: Indeed. Anyways, Felicity will be in action against Harrison Andrews later tonight in round three of the American title tournament, but up next, we will see tag team action as The Brothers Warrens of The Warrens Family takes on The Hollywood Glamor Boys of Toxic!
Match Four: The Brothers Warrens vs The Hollywood Glamor Boys
The Brothers Warrens Def. The Hollywood Glamor Boys in 12:48 via pinfall after Nathan Warrens hit Jesse Wright with the Suicide.
Match Five: Brooklyn Punkari vs Sterling Anderson
Sterling Anderson Def. Brooklyn Punkari in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting Sterling Silver.
Match Six: The Lethal Barbarians vs The Black Souls with Mr. Gold
The Lethal Barbarians Def. The Black Souls in 12:58 via pinfall after hitting Dezespwa with Metal Brain Demage.
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch hits and Mariah and Rachel celebrate their victory. Once they are given their titles, Mariah asks for a microphone and is given one. Once the music dies down, Mariah begins to speak.
Mariah Lopez: Now that we've beaten this scrub tag team which wasn't really much of a challenge in the first place. There's something that has been on our mind for the past two weeks.
Mariah says furiously.
Mariah Lopez: Bully-boo, Ape, you two fat fucks want to play dirty, huh? Play dirty against two women? Shit, if you two morons wanted to play dirty right off the bat, you should have made more of a statement, but you got our attention nonetheless.
The crowd cheers for Mariah and Rachel as the pause occurs.
Mariah Lopez: But unlike you two fucking idiotas, I'm the nice one who will forewarn you in advance. You two aren't the only ones with a bag of tricks up your sleeves. Rachel and I know how to play this game too and we have something very special for you guys... but we won't give it to you at this very moment. Oh no, you'll have to wait for it. I know the people will love it. Am I right guys?
The crowd cheers loudly.
Mariah Lopez: But yeah, its going to be real fucking special. You two will LOVE IT! I promise you that.
"Never Enough" hits again and Mariah and Rachel leave but not without interacting with fans by exchanging high-fives with them.
MG: Mariah and Rachel are fired up! They are livid and focused on the task at hand!
RH: That's all well and good because they need to me, but I'm sure Bull and Ape are as well!
TB: I'm looking forward to what the Lethal Barbarians have in store! I know it'll be a good match and this is the FIRST TIME these two teams have faced off!
MG: Indeed it is! These two teams are polar opposites who have never met each other in the ring... but that will change at Springtime Carnage!
RH: And the tag team titles are on the line! This will be fantastic!
TB: Couldn't agree more dude!
Match Seven: J.T. Banks vs DJ Jackson in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
DJ Jackson Def. J.T. Banks in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting Da DJ Kick to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion.
Match Eight: Seth Hellstrom vs Morgan Simmons in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
Seth Hellstrom Def. Morgan Simmons in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Estrellas Sobre México to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion. After the match, J.T. Banks came out of nowhere, attacked Morgan, and laid her out with the New York State of Mind, he then got on the mic, and talked trash to Morgan before going backstage to huge cheers from the crowd.
Match Nine: Felicity vs Harrison Andrews with Liz in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
Felicity Def. Harrison Andrews in 9:55 via pinfall after using the ropes to help get the pin to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion. This was considered by many to be match of the night.
Match Ten: Damon Warrens vs Rae Valentine in round two of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion
Damon Warrens Def. Rae Valentine in 9:58 via pinfall after hitting the Nitemare on Your Street to advance to the semi finals of the tournament to crown the first ever RCW American champion. After the match, DJ Jackson came out of the crowd to boos from the crowd, attacked Damon from behind, and beat him down, he then started crying, lifted him to his feet, gave him a passionate kiss on the lips, and laid him out with Flatliner Express, he then got on the mic, and cut a promo before going backstage to boos from the crowd.
Match Eleven: Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson vs Draven Logan Kennedy
Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson Def. Draven Logan Kennedy in 9:50 via pinfall after hitting the Black Hole Gore followed by the Reaping Death drop.
Chop Suey by System Of A Down hits the PA system, and Reaper celebrates his victory to huge cheers from the crowd. All of a sudden, the music stops, the lights go out, Out of the Fire by Type O Negative hits the sound system, a pyro goes off on the stage, and Doomsday steps out on the stage to huge boos from the crowd.
TB: Why is Doomsday coming out here!? He's not scheduled to compete tonight!
MG: I'm not sure, but I will point out that he walked out on Reaper in the main event tag team match last week. Maybe he has some sort of beef with Reaper. Either way, I have a feeling this isn't going to end well.
RH: How do you know it won't end well? Maybe he's coming out to apologize!
TB:.......I doubt that, dude.
RH: Good point, but still. We may be about to see a brawl between these two! I love watching violents!
Doomsday ignores the fans as he slowly walks to the ring. He eventually gets to the ring, climbs up on the apron, gets in the ring, and him and Reaper have a staredown for a moment.
RH: Hell yeah! These two are going to fight! I can tell!
Reaper eventually delivers a punch to the face. Doomsday fires back with a punch of his own, and the two go back and forth. Reaper! Doomsday! Reaper! Doomsday! Reaper! Doomsday! Reaper! Doomsday grabs Reaper by the throat, looking to go for the Chokeslam, but Reaper delivers a hard kick to the midsection, forcing Doomsday to release the hold, he then runs into the ropes, and runs back at Doomsday, but Doomsday catches him with a big boot, he then lifts Reaper to his feet, and connects with the High Impact Chokeslam!
MG: Chokeslam! Doomsday with a very Powerful Chokeslam on Ryan "The Reaper" Robinson!
TB: and now he's leaving the ring!
RH: Seriously? Damnit! I want to see more violents!
TB: I take it you're not a big fan of Reaper?
RH: Who said that?
TB: Uhh....Well.....You said you want to see more violents.
RH: ......Yeah.....Your point? I like watching this stuff. Doesn't mean I dislike Reaper. I'm also a fan of Doomsday though! and maybe Reaper will fight back. I wouldn't count him out just yet!
Doomsday goes to the outside, and looks around as the crowd continue to let out a huge chorus of boos, he then grabs a steel chair, gets in the ring, and waits for Reaper to get to his feet.
TB: I think Reaper should probably stay down. This isn't going to end well!
RH: That might be the smart thing to do.....but I have doubts he will do that.
It takes a moment, but Reaper eventually gets to his feet, and Doomsday connects with a chair shot to the head, he then waits for Reaper to get back to his feet. Reaper eventually gets back to his feet, and Doomsday connects with another chair shot to the head before waiting for Reaper to get back to his feet again. Reaper eventually gets back to his feet, Doomsday connects with a third chair shot to the head, and Reaper has been busted open!
MG: Three vicious chair shots to the head! and Reaper has been busted open!
RH: Damn......At least there is blood though. That's always cool, right?
TB: I'm really starting to wonder about you, dude.
RH: Thanks, bro! I like when people think about me!
TB: Not what I meant! but you're welcome. Anyways. I don't think Doomsday is finished.
Doomsday lets out a scream, and begins delivering chair shots to the midsection. He connects with about ten chair shots, he then looks around at the fans, lets out another scream, lifts Reaper to his feet, and connects with the Tombstone Piledriver!
MG: Tombstone Piledriver! Doomsday just dropped Reaper head first into the mat!
RH: Doomsday has put a pretty bad beating on Reaper! He could be seriously hurt!
TB: So now you're concerned about Reaper's health?
RH: Hey. Just because I like watching people do demage don't mean I'm a selfish person.
TB:.....Wait.....That music.....What the hell?
All of a sudden, the Phantasm theme hits the PA system, and a man with long black hair black faciel hair, and a sinister smile on his face wearing a red suit and tie walks out on stage.
TB: Who the hell is that!?
MG: No clue. I have no info on this guy.
RH: Me neither, but He looks like a very interesting person! Maybe he will introduce himself to everyone!
The crowd isn't sure how to react as the man looks around at them as he makes his way to the ring. Once he gets to the ring, he walks up the steps, gets in the ring, looks down at Reaper, and shakes his head, he then looks at Doomsday, nods his head, and asks for a mic before speaking.
Red suit guy: I get the filling you people don't know who I am, but you will know who I am in due time. I'm not going to introduce myself right now though because I don't find it that important at the moment. I'll do that in two weeks. All I'm going to say right now is I have a manager contract with RCW, Doomsday here is ONE of my clients, and Ryan and I have a bit of history if you will!
TB: They do!?
RH: I guess so. If the interesting scary guy in the red suit says he has history with The Reaper, then I'm going to believe he has history with The Reaper!
Red suit guy: I'm not going to explain it right now though. You see. I like suspense, so I'm going to be a man of mystery and leave you all with questions. Who exactly am I? What kind of history do I have with "The Reaper", and why did Doomsday do this to him? You will all find out in two weeks!
MG: WOW.....I just......I don't know what to say about this guy.
TB: Me neither, but apperantly he's going to wait two weeks before explaining everything. At least we know he is Doomsday's manager though.
RH: Mystery! I like it!
The Phantasm theme hits the PA system, the mystery man leaves the ring a long with Doomsday, and the two make their way to the backstage area to huge boos from the crowd, EMTs then rush out to the ring, and check on Reaper. After a few moments, Reaper is barely able to stand up, and he is helped backstage to a huge standing ovation from the crowd.
Match Twelve: Mountain Dew Bob with Kel Simmons vs Konstantine Weylin
Konstantine Weylin Def. Mountain Dew Bob in 9:52 via pinfall after hitting the DISASSOCIATIVE. After the match, Konstantine went to attack Bob, but Ashley Rose ran out to the ring to huge cheers from the crowd, attacked Konstantine, beat her down, and laid her out with the Rose Kick, she then got on the mic, and talked trash to Konstantine before going backstage to huge cheers from the crowd.
Match Thirteen: Brian Stryker vs Adam Cloverleaf
Brian Stryker Def. Adam Cloverleaf in 9:55 via pinfall after hitting the Air Stryke. After the match, "The Evangelist" Jerry Matthews appeared on the titontron, cut a religious promo, and talked trash to Stryker. Stryker, Stryker then got on the mic, cut a promo, and talked trash to Jerry before going backstage to huge cheers from the crowd.
The camera shifts backstage, showing Bull and Ape standing in a darkened hallway with Kel Simmons standing in between the two of them. Unlike how they usually appear, all three men seem to be deathly serious, and somewhat intimidating. After a few moments of silence, Kel suddenly spoke as he looked at the camera.
Kel Simmons: Normally, I'd be the one doing all of the talking here. But, for once, Bull and Ape wanted to talk for themselves.
Kel moves back a little, allowing the two Mammoth Sized Wrestlers to glare down into the camera as Ape begins speaking.
Ape Simmons: Ever since the Last Episode of Massacre, everybody's been askin' why! Why did we attack The Lethal Barbarians? Why'd we attack Mariano and decide to go with Syn? You wanna know why? Because we can. Because we wanted to send a message. Because we wanted to show the world that we're not jokes, and everybody in this locker room had better start taking us seriously.
Bull then took over from there.
Bull Connor: And let me make somethin' loud and clear to anybody out there who's still askin' why we're with Syn. When we were down and out a few years ago, he came to us and offered BOTH of us a living! And since then, he's always been there for the both of us! He's never lied, he's never made some stupid promises that he wasn't gonna keep. He's been straight with us from Day ONE!
He stepped back as Ape once again took over the Promo.
Ape Simmons: And let's face it, we'd rather be the two big dogs running with The Wolves, than be the sheep like the rest of of The Locker Room. It's The Age of Armageddon, and nobody is safe!
MG: Bull and Ape usually seem like fun loving guys, but this is a side of them we have not seen in a while if we have ever seen it at all!
TB: I'm not really a fan of what they have been doing, but I guess they make a good point. Syn HAS done a lot for them.
RH: Indeed he has. He's the reason they broke into mainstream wrestling. They have a very good reason to be as loyal to him as they are! and I personally like what Bull and Ape have been doing. I'm looking forward to the tag team title match. I love The Lethal Barbarians, but I have money on Bull and Ape taking those titles!
TB: And I think you're going to lose money. I think Mariah and Rachel will find a way to retain. They defeated The Black Souls earlier who are also two big and powerful guys.
MG: We will just have to wait, and see, but up next, Leon Lonewolf goes one on one with Toxic member, Christina Fierce!
Match Fourteen: Leon Lonewolf vs Christina Fierce
Leon Lonewolf Def. Christina Fierce in 9:52 via submission after forcing Christina to tap out to the Wolfpack Assault.
As Leon is seen celebrating his win the fans who were once cheering begin to boo as their attention turns towards the stage as RCW's new signee Cash "Money Making SOB" Johnson is seen standing there in a navy blue pin stripped suit clapping as if he was giving an standing ovation for the Lonewolf. He wears a smile on his face while clapping. He even whistles cheering Leon on. He stops clapping and with a chuckle lifts his microphone up to his lips.
Cash Johnson: Bravo! Bravo! Great job there Leon, you really know how to bore the peasants with such shit performances. It fits these pathetic pounds of flesh any how. And for that, I have to thank you. As their God...As your God. I thank you for providing your...Your services. Now, please proceed to get the fuck out of my ring! You hear me peasant?! YOUR GOD IS SPEAKING TO YOU! You either do what your God as or I will come down this fucking ramp and unleash an almighty beating on you.
Cash acts as if he is going to start walking down the ramp but stops himself.
Cash Johnson: On second thought...I rather not waste time. I rather not bless you with the gift of being in the same ring as the greatest ever to do it.
Cash drops the mic and grunts before walking backstage.
MG: Cash Johnson obviously wanting nothing to do with The Honorable Demon!
TB: He's a coward. He knows Leon can kick his ass.
RH: He's not a coward! He just changed his mind! People change their mind about things sometimes. It happens. I would like to see those two have a match though.
TB: Well Leon isn't going to be happy about this, and he WILL confront Cash about this!
RH: I'm sure he will, and I'm looking forward to it!
MG: Well up next is our main event. The RCW World Heavyweight champion, Mariano Fernandez will face the number 1 contencers for the RCW World Tag Team champions, The Bull and Ape Alliance in a two on one handicap match!
Main Event: Mariano Fernandez vs The Bull and Ape Alliance with Kel Simmons in a two on one handicap match
The Bull and Ape Alliance Def. Mariano Fernandez in 20:30 via pinfall after hitting the Animal Takeover. The show ended with Kel Simmons, Bull Connor, and Ape Simmons dancing in the ring to boos from the crowd.