Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 26, 2014 21:10:54 GMT -5
- Years ago, I created a Juggalo like character who for some reason, I went to a second fed called the AWF (while being in the CWF, who funny enough, was heavily feuding with this second fed I was in, might have heard part of this story from a combination of either Jessie, myself, Mariano or all three. If not, maybe story time for later) and RP'ed as this character. Yes, I am widely aware of the following RP's being well... a pile of shit (as a writer, I was nowhere near as good as I was even two years ago), but I figured I'd display them since I have this character in JPW and all.
Enjoy I guess.
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"The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn Is Here (First Juggalo RP)
The scene is now at the front of the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged where an unidentified man wearing some baggy pants and an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt and another man wearing a tank top and sweat pants are standing in front of the building drinking some Faygo and smoking on a joint. The two men are then revealed to be "The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn and his brother Marcus Vaughn.
(Everywhere I go, I always hear people saying some horrible shit about Juggalo's, like how we are a malicious group of thugs and how we do acts of violence just for shits and grins. While yes, I am a juggalo and yes, I am a huge fan of the Insane Clown Posse, but I do not go out there and do random acts of violence. I am here to prove to all of the public that juggalo's aren't harmful and I will prove that in the AWF. I am "The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn.)
Marcus Vaughn: Damn Anthony. Just how much of this do you smoke on a daily basis?
Anthony Vaughn: A couple of bowls a day. Besides it's not like weed is dangerous unlike cigarettes and alcohol which has been proven on numerous occasions that those two items are more dangerous than weed due to the deaths those two items cause on a daily basis.
Marcus Vaughn: Just what are you gonna do once you make your AWF debut?
Anthony Vaughn: I know I gotta work my ass off to stay in top shape if I want to be a World Heavyweight Champion like some of the greats in this business have been.
Marcus Vaughn: Let's talk about this upcoming pay-per-view called Haunted. Do you have any thoughts or concerns about that at all?
Anthony Vaughn: Thoughts? Concerns? No, I don't have any concerns at all about what could possibly go down at Haunted. I have heard all around the water cooler that there is gonna be this big brawl at the pay-per-view. Basically every member of the roster enters a place that's called the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged at the bottom and fight their way to the top of the building. Then the wrestlers must exit from the roof and find away back to the ground without killing themselves.
Marcus Vaughn: So what are your thoughts on the match?
Anthony Vaughn: My brother. My thoughts are that this match is like heaven for me. It was a match made specifically for Juggalo's and Juggalette's. You know the match for sick, twisted and demented people like you and me. This match defines the strong and the weak. I am fully aware that this match is my AWF debut, no actually, my debut into professional wrestling, but unlike all of these other hot shot rookies who have proven to be failures in the past, I am coming into the AWF as one of the sickest, twisted and demented people in history. I am a Juggalo. I pride myself on malicious and aggressive behavior. I am not one of those reckless fucks who take it upon themselves to comment violent acts upon people just for the shits and grins. No, I have a reason to for my madness and I will show all of the pathetic fans why I have a reason to be like that.
Right now I feel like analyzing a few of the wrestlers in the match up. First competitor is "Unholy" Brother Jacob. Jacob is known as the representation of the man upstairs. Don't get me wrong, I respect both God and Jesus, but what Jacob fails to realize here is that he's not the representation of the Lord or anybody religious. Ah what the hell am I saying here, he isn't really anything that I gotta worry about here. As far as I know, you haven't even won a damn match yet. Maybe you're too busy shoving all of those Twinkies down your throat that maybe you forgot you actually have to give an ounce of effort to at least put yourself in position to win a match. I don't know anything about that as this will be my first match up, but I have watched wrestling long enough to know that you have to do whatever it takes to put yourself in that position and guess what? That's exactly what I'm going to do at Haunted.
We go onto the AWF North American Champion in Alex Scott. I've been watching the AWF for a while now and I must say that Alex is impressive, but what's even more out there is that he's a bit crazy like I am. I mean he treats his championship like his wife. To Alex Scott, the AWF North American Championship is his wife and he's in the process of divorcing his wife by announcing his intentions on leaving her for his mistress which is the AWF World Heavyweight Championship belt. Unfortunately for you, I can tell you that your intentions on becoming the AWF World Heavyweight Champion is non existent. While you maybe a bit crazy yourself, you are not as crazy as I am. The Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged is a place that was built for the strong to survive and the weak to fall heavily down in smoke. I will be the strong and Alex will be just like everybody else and that's be the weak that takes a real bad fall to the depths of hell and never come back to earth the same again.
Next we go to our next analyzation in "The Cardiac Animal" Ryan Magnus. Magnus has an impressive background in boxing and his record in a boxing ring is rather impressive indeed, but your record in the AWF is piss poor at best. Who have you beaten exactly? Oh wait, you beat some has been named Phillip Mustang. Yeah, where is that has been again? Oh right, I believe he's not here anymore since I don't see him on the active roster. Damn it would've been a pleasure to beat him down just for the fuck of it. Now getting back to Magnus, boxing credentials will not come into play once Haunted comes upon us. No, being a psychotic savage will come into play and well, judging from watching at least two promos of yours, it's safe to assure that you just cannot be a sadistic and demented freak like myself. You did however, bring up a good point on the talent of the AWF. Yes, we are an elite group of talent, but the thing is that I'm the cream of the crop when it comes to the newer and younger talent of the AWF. Hell, I'm making my debut in the AWF and what I plan on doing on my first night in this company is doing whatever it takes to become the first ever AWF World Heavyweight Champion and if I somehow don't do that on my first night, eventually I will claim the top prize in this company and it will happen sooner rather than later.
See everybody. It doesn't truly matter whether your name is Brother Twinkie Fuck, Alex Scott, Ryan Magnus, Mr. Mom, Mr. Dad, the monsters under your bed, bed bugs or Ronald mother fucking McDonald. The result when you face me will be the same no matter what and that will be me beating all of my opponents to the brink of just giving up and calling it quits. At Haunted, The Juggalo will make his debut when I go inside of the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged and I will be walking out of there with the AWF World Heavyweight Championship in my first night as an AWF Superstar, much less as a professional wrestler. I look forward towards walking into this vile and sadistic place and I also look forward to walking out of said place as your new champion. Guys consider yourselves warned cause "The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn will be causing pain, punishment and brutality with the belt in my possession and there's not a damn thing that any of you punks can do about it.
The scene fades away as Anthony Vaughn then steps inside of the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged all by himself.
Enjoy I guess.
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"The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn Is Here (First Juggalo RP)
The scene is now at the front of the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged where an unidentified man wearing some baggy pants and an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt and another man wearing a tank top and sweat pants are standing in front of the building drinking some Faygo and smoking on a joint. The two men are then revealed to be "The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn and his brother Marcus Vaughn.
(Everywhere I go, I always hear people saying some horrible shit about Juggalo's, like how we are a malicious group of thugs and how we do acts of violence just for shits and grins. While yes, I am a juggalo and yes, I am a huge fan of the Insane Clown Posse, but I do not go out there and do random acts of violence. I am here to prove to all of the public that juggalo's aren't harmful and I will prove that in the AWF. I am "The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn.)
Marcus Vaughn: Damn Anthony. Just how much of this do you smoke on a daily basis?
Anthony Vaughn: A couple of bowls a day. Besides it's not like weed is dangerous unlike cigarettes and alcohol which has been proven on numerous occasions that those two items are more dangerous than weed due to the deaths those two items cause on a daily basis.
Marcus Vaughn: Just what are you gonna do once you make your AWF debut?
Anthony Vaughn: I know I gotta work my ass off to stay in top shape if I want to be a World Heavyweight Champion like some of the greats in this business have been.
Marcus Vaughn: Let's talk about this upcoming pay-per-view called Haunted. Do you have any thoughts or concerns about that at all?
Anthony Vaughn: Thoughts? Concerns? No, I don't have any concerns at all about what could possibly go down at Haunted. I have heard all around the water cooler that there is gonna be this big brawl at the pay-per-view. Basically every member of the roster enters a place that's called the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged at the bottom and fight their way to the top of the building. Then the wrestlers must exit from the roof and find away back to the ground without killing themselves.
Marcus Vaughn: So what are your thoughts on the match?
Anthony Vaughn: My brother. My thoughts are that this match is like heaven for me. It was a match made specifically for Juggalo's and Juggalette's. You know the match for sick, twisted and demented people like you and me. This match defines the strong and the weak. I am fully aware that this match is my AWF debut, no actually, my debut into professional wrestling, but unlike all of these other hot shot rookies who have proven to be failures in the past, I am coming into the AWF as one of the sickest, twisted and demented people in history. I am a Juggalo. I pride myself on malicious and aggressive behavior. I am not one of those reckless fucks who take it upon themselves to comment violent acts upon people just for the shits and grins. No, I have a reason to for my madness and I will show all of the pathetic fans why I have a reason to be like that.
Right now I feel like analyzing a few of the wrestlers in the match up. First competitor is "Unholy" Brother Jacob. Jacob is known as the representation of the man upstairs. Don't get me wrong, I respect both God and Jesus, but what Jacob fails to realize here is that he's not the representation of the Lord or anybody religious. Ah what the hell am I saying here, he isn't really anything that I gotta worry about here. As far as I know, you haven't even won a damn match yet. Maybe you're too busy shoving all of those Twinkies down your throat that maybe you forgot you actually have to give an ounce of effort to at least put yourself in position to win a match. I don't know anything about that as this will be my first match up, but I have watched wrestling long enough to know that you have to do whatever it takes to put yourself in that position and guess what? That's exactly what I'm going to do at Haunted.
We go onto the AWF North American Champion in Alex Scott. I've been watching the AWF for a while now and I must say that Alex is impressive, but what's even more out there is that he's a bit crazy like I am. I mean he treats his championship like his wife. To Alex Scott, the AWF North American Championship is his wife and he's in the process of divorcing his wife by announcing his intentions on leaving her for his mistress which is the AWF World Heavyweight Championship belt. Unfortunately for you, I can tell you that your intentions on becoming the AWF World Heavyweight Champion is non existent. While you maybe a bit crazy yourself, you are not as crazy as I am. The Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged is a place that was built for the strong to survive and the weak to fall heavily down in smoke. I will be the strong and Alex will be just like everybody else and that's be the weak that takes a real bad fall to the depths of hell and never come back to earth the same again.
Next we go to our next analyzation in "The Cardiac Animal" Ryan Magnus. Magnus has an impressive background in boxing and his record in a boxing ring is rather impressive indeed, but your record in the AWF is piss poor at best. Who have you beaten exactly? Oh wait, you beat some has been named Phillip Mustang. Yeah, where is that has been again? Oh right, I believe he's not here anymore since I don't see him on the active roster. Damn it would've been a pleasure to beat him down just for the fuck of it. Now getting back to Magnus, boxing credentials will not come into play once Haunted comes upon us. No, being a psychotic savage will come into play and well, judging from watching at least two promos of yours, it's safe to assure that you just cannot be a sadistic and demented freak like myself. You did however, bring up a good point on the talent of the AWF. Yes, we are an elite group of talent, but the thing is that I'm the cream of the crop when it comes to the newer and younger talent of the AWF. Hell, I'm making my debut in the AWF and what I plan on doing on my first night in this company is doing whatever it takes to become the first ever AWF World Heavyweight Champion and if I somehow don't do that on my first night, eventually I will claim the top prize in this company and it will happen sooner rather than later.
See everybody. It doesn't truly matter whether your name is Brother Twinkie Fuck, Alex Scott, Ryan Magnus, Mr. Mom, Mr. Dad, the monsters under your bed, bed bugs or Ronald mother fucking McDonald. The result when you face me will be the same no matter what and that will be me beating all of my opponents to the brink of just giving up and calling it quits. At Haunted, The Juggalo will make his debut when I go inside of the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged and I will be walking out of there with the AWF World Heavyweight Championship in my first night as an AWF Superstar, much less as a professional wrestler. I look forward towards walking into this vile and sadistic place and I also look forward to walking out of said place as your new champion. Guys consider yourselves warned cause "The Juggalo" Anthony Vaughn will be causing pain, punishment and brutality with the belt in my possession and there's not a damn thing that any of you punks can do about it.
The scene fades away as Anthony Vaughn then steps inside of the Ladd School for the Mentally Challenged all by himself.