Post by Dani on Jul 26, 2018 23:13:17 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 147
Date: 7-27-18
Venue: Sleep Train Arena (Sacramento, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 7-27-18
Venue: Sleep Train Arena (Sacramento, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
We open up the broadcast as "Awake" by Ra plays much to the dismay of the crowd. Mariah Lopez and Aubrey Cassidy walk out from the back, both of them dressed in robes and their Tag Team Titles on one arm, and their singles titles on the other. They get in the ring, where it has a made bed with pillows and blankets, along with a whip in the center for... reasons! Mariah has a microphone and begins to speak as her music dies out.
Mariah Lopez: Welcome to Frenzy, but what's more important is welcome to the first ever WWA LIVE SEX celebration.
The perverts in the crowd cheer while everybody else boos.
Mariah Lopez: I know you moronic Sacramento based people are scared to see sexual intercourse between two very beautiful people, likely because you yourselves are fat, ugly, out of shape and inadequate when it comes to the bed room, but have no fear because this celebration can be very educational so to speak.
Mariah says with a smirk.
Mariah Lopez: Not to mention you all get to see firsthand what I get to experience AT LEAST four times a day.
Mariah says with the smile still on her face.
DM: This is disgusting!
SS: Damn she's a sex addict! I need to videotape!
DM: How about you don't!
Mariah Lopez: I think we should... get started if you will.
Mariah gets up close to Aubrey and passionately kisses her before undoing her robe, revealing black lingerie and black fishnet stockings, much to the delight of the perverts in the crowd. Mariah herself undoes her robe and revealed a red bra, with a red silk thong. The two of them get close to one another, and the pervs are cheering even more.
DM: This is horrifyingly bad! Somebody needs to stop it before it gets too far!
SS: HELL NO THEY DON'T! I want to see breast, I want to see SEX!
The two of them get in the bed and under the covers. There's rolling around underneath the covers, and the pervs are loving it. Mariah emerges from out of the covers with Aubrey's panties in her mouth.
SS: OH MY GOD YES! PANTIES!
DM: Will you stop! Jesus Christ, Taint!
Mariah goes back under the covers and the "rolling around" continues. It continued for a solid minute or two until Mariah comes back up with Aubrey's bra around her fingertip.
SS: SWEET JESUS! I get to see breast and bush! This is the greatest night of my career!
DM: We're so getting thrown off the network! Somebody please stop this!
Just as "business" is picking up, "Angel with a Shotgun" would play and all the perverts in the audience boo the interruption while the rest would cheer in relief.
SS: Oh, baby, are we getting a three-way?
DM: Fuck no! This "celebration" has now been called off.
SS: Nooo!
Athena would appear on stage to greet the mixed reaction, mic in hand. After a breath moment, the audience quiets down and allows Athena to talk.
Athena: So sorry to break up you little party there, but last I checked, this is a TV-MA show, not a Girls Down Wild XXX Special. So to save WWA's current time slot on the Network, I'm just gonna give everyone here some much needed spoilers so the naked numpties over there can keep the sheets on: Mariah Lopez has a cock.
The audience gets a little bit of a giggle while Mariah and Aubrey yell from within the bed in the ring, blankets and sheets to cover themselves.
Athena: Because you, Mariah, probably has the one of the biggest balls in this company. And something tells me you haven't washed your downstairs noodle in a while because I can smell your stench from over here. Not only do you constantly pull every dirty play in the wrestling handbook and then some, but now you are now trying to get WWA cancelled by filming a pornographic scene live in the middle of the ring? Dear God it's like I'm dealing with a more sexually-deviant version of Apocalypse. You do realize that you are basically throwing away everything that your family has worked on for years. Your cousin helped make WWA what it is. Ripe from the ashes of PCW, she helped make women's professional wrestling great again and now you want to drag everything she worked for back in to the filthy hog den that was 90s women's wrestling? Look, if you have family issues, that's not my problem to step in. This Lopez Civil War that seems to be going on is not my concern, but I will be damned if you try and tarnish everyone else's way of life and drag the entire Women's Wrestling Industry back into the dark ages of Bra & Panty Matches!
The crowd cheers in agreement. The lights go out and "Glorious Domination" rings roars through the arena. Talia Skye walks out to a chorus of cheers from her fans. She has a microphone in hand and stops on the stage near Athena.
Talia Skye: I hope you don't mind that I stay here with you Athena... I can already smell rancid fish.. if I get any closer to that ring I might throw up.
The audience laughs along with Talia while Mariah and Aubrey scream in fury at the Killa Queen.
Talia Skye: In all seriousness though...what the fuck are you two doing? Athena has it one hundred percent right. It's bad enough you two ring rats are disgracing the championships of this glorious company, but you are setting back women's wrestling by a few decades! No wonder Danielle is distancing herself from you! You're like a plague of indecency in this company! Can you please get dressed and let the real wrestlers in the ring. If you want to go film Kinky Latinas College Break or whatever you have in mind....go to a hotel. Aubrey I know you're career consists of you on your back, but usually you screw your way to the top off camera…
The crowd oooh’s as Aubrey is none too pleased. They are interrupted as "Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall plays to the delight of the crowd as the owner of WWA, Danielle Lopez, walks out to the stage. Rather than go to the ring, she stands right beside Talia as Athena hands her her microphone.
Danielle Lopez: Boy oh boy, Mariah. This is almost reminiscent of mom actually walking in on you losing your virginity at sixteen years old.
The crowd chuckles in laughter.
Danielle Lopez: Shout out to my mama Gloria, who runs the WWA Twitter account. I love you mom and I'll see you in a bit.
Danielle says with a smile.
Danielle Lopez: But what I am looking at now. Shit, all that hard work Talia and I put in during the PCW days to help pave the way for a better women's wrestling for today's athletes, is now being set back by at least fifteen years. Fucking A, I fucked up my legs and my body just so I can see this shit. Un-fucking-believable!
Danielle shakes her head.
Danielle Lopez: The worst part of this Mariah, is you know better. You fucking know better, yet here you are, parading yourself around like you are some cheap ass slut.
The crowd starts a slut chant.
Danielle Lopez: You don't know how much this fucking hurts me to say, but you are an absolute disgrace to this family. This... this is fucking heinous, it's disgusting. This is NOT what we Lopez's are about. You have broken the fucking family mantra, and god-fucking-dammit, I'll be damned if I have to come back and restore some fucking honor to our last name because you are FUCKING IT UP!
The crowd cheers.
Danielle Lopez: I'm done looking at you Mariah! You're plain disgusting! This is disgusting, and if we happen to be thrown off the air, I'm kicking your ass first cuzzo, apologies to you mom in advance.
"Still I Rise" plays again as Danielle goes to the back, all the while Talia and Athena stand there, looking at Mariah as she and Aubrey do not look happy at all.
Match 1: Big Beauty (w/Kelly Hampton) © vs. Megan Enders - WWA Television Championship
Our first match of the night, and it is for the WWA Television Championship! Megan Enders has the biggest opportunity of her young career, and is being accompanied by Tiffany, while Big Beauty has Kelly Hampton at her side, and the fans are booing those two hardcore like. The referee raises the Television Championship in the air, showing it to both competitors before handing it to the timekeeper and signal her to ring the bell.
The bell sounds, and Enders circles around Beauty, attempting to kick at her. It didn’t do much to Beauty, who chopped Enders in the skull to take her down to the mat. Beauty goes to punish Enders some more, but Enders is showing heart by fighting back against the much bigger champion. She’s getting some offense in and Beauty is staggering for a bit. Enders goes to run the ropes and as she comes back off the rebound, she tried for something… but Beauty instead floored her with a big boot to the face to take her down.
Beauty is in control and the crowd is booing loudly as she is punishing Enders with relentlessness. But Enders fights back once more, knowing her desire of becoming a champion. Enders is back to her feet and starts striking at Beauty repeatedly. She finally took her down with a HARD forearm to the face. She made the cover… but Beauty POWERED OUT at the count of Two! Enders almost had it and on the outside, Hampton is pissed.
Enders was attacking Beauty at will, not letting up. Beauty was shoving her away at every turn, but Enders was coming back for more, showing that she has heart and determination to win tonight. Beauty gets taken down for a second time, this time, hitting her with a vicious spinebuster that rocked the ring. Enders is feeling it and sets up for the Ender of Hope… but Beauty blocked it, then hit The Lovely Destruction! Enders is out of it and Beauty hooked the leg, getting the Three count for another successful title defense.
WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: Big Beauty via pinfall!
”Down in the Catabombs” by Dale Oliver plays and the fans boo notoriously as Kelly Hampton presents Big Beauty with the WWA Television Championship.
DM: Another week goes by, and another week signals one of our championship’s is on the shoulder of somebody who does NOT work here!
SS: Hey, Danielle is giving anybody a chance to take the title off of her, yet nobody has done it!
Beauty and Hampton go to the back, all in a celebratory mood. Meanwhile, Enders gets to her feet and Tiffany has a microphone in her hand.
Tiffany: You know, I can’t help but not be pleased at what I just saw! I mean, you didn’t win Megan, and I don’t like losers!
The crowd boos her.
Tiffany: Tiffany Van Cleef DOES NOT ACCEPT LOSING! Now Megan, you are fully aware of your agreement, correct?
Megan looks down, not wanting to acknowledge the question.
Tiffany: That was NOT a rhetorical question, Miss Enders! I said ARE YOU FULLY AWARE of our agreement?
Megan, reluctantly, nods her head yes. Tiffany, has a sly smile on her face.
Tiffany: Good, because your family clearly depends on you fulfilling your end of the agreement. Now come along, we have so much stuff to do.
Tiffany and Megan go to exit, but Tiffany orders Enders to lower the rope for her, which Enders does begrudgingly before following Tiffany out of the ring and to the back.
DM: What the hell is the meaning of all of this!? Fulfilling her end of the agreement!?
SS: I don’t know! We don’t even know the full scoop and she’s been here for almost a month now!
DM: Poor Megan Enders! I hope she knows a way out of this for her sake!
SS: Her family depends on her actions, so she better choose wisely and make Miss Van Cleef happy!
”Roar” by Katy Perry plays and the fans roar as Joanna walks out from the back, clearly ready to compete in both matches she’s now scheduled to be in tonight. She tags hands with the fans before entering the ring. She is handed a microphone and begins to speak.
Joanna: Last week, I believe it was good ol’ Desiree Miles who said I cut the “promo of my career” if I’m not mistaken.
The fans roar in approval.
Joanna: I appreciate the sentiments, I truly do, and I’ll be honest, I am extremely confident about tonight because not only am I back in The Lethal Cup tournament after a certain hack got her ass fired, but I also will beat the living hell out of Mariah Lopez!
The crowd cheers.
Joanna: Tonight will be my first step to the top. Beach Bash III against FM Young will be step two! And I’ve been looking forward to this one for a long while now. FM I hope you’re here, and if you are, I’d like for you to come out here.
Joanna waits and waits until “Unstoppable” by The Score plays much to the delight of the crowd. She tags a few hands before getting in the ring and standing across from Joanna.
FM Young: I have to be honest, when you approached me on Twitter about you and I facing off, I didn’t know what to think because I was just coming off of a fantastic Last Woman Standing match with Hannah Kristiansen, but after having some time to let it soak in, I was all aboard and I have watched you. You have definitely done some good things here in WWA.
The crowd cheers.
FM Young: You’re a former Television and Tag Team Champion here. Already a big dog, and I am here to face the very best this place has to offer.
Joanna has a smirk on her face.
Joanna: You’re looking right at one of the very best in the world, and I’ll prove that to you at Beach Bash.
FM Young: Glad to hear it. May the best woman win.
FM sticks her hand out for a handshake, to in which Joanna accepts… but the two of them still have their eyes on one another, not letting go one bit. The fans roar in approval as we go to commercial with the two of them still in a staredown.
Match 2: #2 Joanna vs. #4 Talia Areano - Falls Count Anywhere [Brutal Four Round in The Lethal Cup Tournament]
This match up came about as the WWA had fired Taryn Willow for misconduct. Joanna is back in the tournament, and this is her first match tonight. On the other side is the underdog of WWA, Talia Areano, whom many didn’t give much of a chance to get this far… but she has proven everybody wrong throughout the entire tournament. This is the first time these two have met in the ring, and they are determined to put on a good show for the crowd.
The bell sounds, and Areano and Joanna shake hands before going at it. Joanna immediately uses her power against the speed oriented Areano, and the strategy was working for the former Television and Tag Team Champion. Joanna was punishing Areano at will and had went for a pumphandle slam… but Areano reversed that into a Tornado DDT! Joanna was down and Areano made the cover… but Joanna kicked out at the count of Two!
Areano wasn’t letting up as she was staying on the bigger competitor, striking at will with various amounts of kicks. She got Joanna up and had attempted to whip her into a corner… but Joanna used her strength to prevent it and instead, did an Irish whip to Areano to a corner. Joanna ran in… and hit a big splash that could have crushed Areano. Areano stumbled out… and Joanna grabbed her, before hitting a running powerslam to the former Hardcore Champion! Areano is down and Joanna makes the cover… but Areano kicked out at Two!
Joanna continues the momentum and gets Areano back to a vertical base. She whips her into a corner and goes for the splash a second time… nobody home! Areano moved out of the way at the last second, and she leaped up… tilt-a-whirl hurricanrana! Joanna is momentarily dazed and Areano goes for a Slice of Heaven… but Joanna blocked it, and turned it into a back suplex! Joanna from there, gets into position and readies herself for the Jungle Spear… but without the referee looking, Joanna got clipped in the left ankle by a crowbar, and she went down, holding her ankle.
Areano gets up and sees Joanna down. She looks around to see what happened, but doesn’t know what went down. She next went to the top rope and dove off… FROG SPLASH! Talia Areano landed the Frog Splash to Joanna! She hooked the leg… and got the THREE count to move to the finals of The Lethal Cup Tournament.
WINNER: Talia Areano via pinfall!
”Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears plays and the fans erupt in cheers as Talia Areano has punched her ticket to the finals of The Lethal Cup Tournament.
DM: Talia Areano has done it! Talia Areano is going to the FINALS!
SS: She did it! Nobody gave her a chance, but props to her for doing it!
Areano celebrates with the fans before she heads to the back. Meanwhile, the hooded person with a crowbar is now in the ring, and attacks Joanna’s left ankle with the crowbar, much to the dismay of the crowd.
DM: C’MON! WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS SHIT!?
SS: Whoever it is, they’re doing a service!
DM: Joanna is one of our rising stars! This is not fair at all!
The person continues to crush the ankle of Joanna with the crowbar. Joanna cannot defend herself from the attacks. The person goes for one final blow… but the crowd cheers as FM Young, appearing for the second time tonight, comes out with a steel chair and slides in the ring. The hooded figure quickly bails and runs through the crowd as Young checks on Joanna.
DM: Thank god for FM Young stopping that cowardly attack!
SS: Even though I liked it, I wonder what or who the hell was that?
DM: That makes two of us, and hopefully we find out soon! We will have an update on Joanna’s condition throughout the broadcast!
We go backstage where Aubrey Cassidy is walking in a huff, embarrassed over what happened out there earlier tonight. She has both of her title belts. She turned the corner and is face-to-face with Kate Steele, who has a smirk on her face.
Aubrey Cassidy: MOVE!
Aubrey goes to walk past Steele, but “The Siren” is not having it.
Kate Steele: Did YOU of all people just yell for me to move?
Aubrey Cassidy: I didn’t stutter bitch. Now fucking move!
Steele shrugs her shoulders and as Aubrey had her back turned, Steele hit her with a kendo stick and started beating her with it at will. Aubrey tried to defend herself, but Steele was ruthless with it. She wrapped the stick across Aubrey’s throat… and shoved Aubrey into the wall to knock her out. Feeling satisfied with her handy work, Steele has the Hardcore Title and kneels down at Aubrey.
Kate Steele: You look so peaceful. Your torture session will begin next Friday when I take your little belt and add it to my mantle, along with your head. Down you go.
As a departing shot, Steele hit Aubrey with the stick a few more times before finally leaving, with Aubrey writhing in pain. We go back to ringside and ”Angel With a Shotgun” by The Cab plays and the fans cheer as Athena walks out from the back, ready as ever for her match up here tonight. As she makes her way down the aisle, she is attacked from behind by The Ninja Squad and Christina Rose, who have lead pipes in their hands and are attacking “The Goddess”.
DM: C’MON! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?
SS: YES! Athena is getting what she deserved for interrupting the Live “celebration”!
Christina and The Ninja’s continue the attack on Athena. That was until Talia Skye came running from the back with a steel chair and bashed both Ninja’s in the back with the chair. Talia also goes after Christina, who herself, is not backing down one bit. The two of them are trading blows with one another… that was until a very familiar voice can be heard.
Danielle Lopez: Alright, alright, alright! ENOUGH!
The crowd cheers and the fighting finally stopped.
Danielle Lopez: Ninja’s, ninja’s, since you seem to be incapable of keeping your noses out of people’s businesses, what I’m going to do on the fly is make the following match up…
The crowd cheers as Dani takes a pause.
Danielle Lopez: In one corner, we will have The Ninja Squad, meaning the two in the Ninja outfits to be clear…
The crowd boos them.
Danielle Lopez: … And they will take on, Athena and the legend herself, Talia Skye! And that match starts… NOW! Ring the bell!
Match 3: Talia Skye and Athena vs. The Ninja Squad
Here we go. This impromptu match that was made due to the attack just moments ago. Talia Skye starts it off for her team against the Diamond Ninja! The two of them aren’t doing any lock ups. They are letting it go with their striking ability, to in which Talia won out this round. Talia kept striking at The Diamond Ninja, until Diamond raked the eyes of the PCW Hall of Famer, before she delivered a jumping enzuigiri to the cranium of “The Killa Queen” to take her down to the mat.
Diamond makes the tag to Golden Ninja, and the two Ninja’s double team Talia, eventually hitting her with a double gutbuster. Golden makes the cover… but only a Two count! Golden quickly tags in Diamond, and the two of them were isolating Talia from her corner, while working over the midsection to effectiveness. Golden gets tagged in again and locks in an abdominal stretch on the former WWA World Champion, with the intent of stretching her out. And Talia is in a bad way right now.
The hold is still locked in tightly, but Talia begins to fight back and gets to a vertical base. She elbows Golden a few times then tries to break away… but Golden grabbed Talia by the hair, and pulled her back down to the mat to thunderous boos from the crowd. Golden goes for Talia again… but fortunately for Talia, she ducked and as Golden turned around, Talia hit her with the Silver Spoon/Beauty Mark, but both women are down. They begin to drag themselves over to their corner. Talia tagged in Athena, while Golden tagged Diamond Ninja back into the match.
Athena comes in like a house of fire, taking it to The Diamond Ninja with speed based attacks, and for good measure, she took down The Golden Ninja with a flying forearm shot to the face. Athena was going and going, with her hitting Diamond with the Angel’s Wings! Athena made the cover… but Diamond kicked out at the count of Two! The battle continued and Athena still had the advantage, with her eventually hitting The Fallen DDT! She made the cover again… but at the count of Two, Golden Ninja came in and broke it up.
That prompted Talia Skye to come in and brawl with Golden, with the two of them taking their brawl to the outside of the ring. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Athena was still control and had Diamond dazed enough to hit the Angel Suplex! She signaled for The Conquest and climbed to the top turnbuckle… but with the referee CLEARLY LOOKING, Christina Rose went into business to make sure Athena didn’t hit The Conquest by BLASTING “The Goddess” in the back with a chair, causing Athena to fall off the top and to the mat, with the referee signaling for the bell to ring.
WINNERS: Talia Skye and Athena via disqualification!
The Ninja Squad recovers and joins Christina in on attacking Talia and Athena, much to the dismay of the fans.
DM: Week after week, these fucking heathens pull stunts like this!
SS: Athena and Talia are getting exactly what they deserve! Point blank!
The attack went on by Christina and The Ninja’s… until Reyna Carter, Morgan Simmons and Terra of the The Four Horsewomen come out and start brawling with their challengers at Beach Bash! Eventually, the Trios Champions throw Christina and The Ninja’s from the ring, causing the latter to retreat to the back.
DM: The Horsewomen have staved off an attack by The Ninja Squad on the two challengers for Mariah’s WWA World Title!
SS: They need to stay out of this! This is none of their concern!
DM: I disagree! Somebody has to stand up to these idiots, and by god the Trios Champions have stepped up!
We shift to the back where The Starlet Barbarians team of Rachel Robinson and Melanie Ramirez are watching the showdown that just took place between The Ninja Squad and The Four Horsewomen.
Rachel Robinson: God I can’t stand them.
Melanie Ramirez: How the hell did you last with Mariah for so long?
Rachel Robinson: She wasn’t always that deviant! But I can say I upgraded though.
Rachel and Melanie share a kiss with one another. Immediately after, Elektra and Desdemona Stratos of The Gladiator Sisters walk up and are face to face with The Starlet Barbarians.
Elektra: Woah woah woah, we’re not here for a confrontation!
Desdemona: She’s right, but your lovey dovey affection for one another will not get you the number one contendership for the Tag Team Titles. If anything, that will be your detriment.
Elektra: My sister is right. After all, you are facing The Gladiator Sisters! We both have sheer POWER and ATHLETICISM! From the ashes of the great tag team known as The Jungle Warriors, The Gladiator Sisters are born.
Desdemona: We Stratos Sisters stay together!
Rachel and Melanie roll their eyes for a bit before Melanie begins to speak.
Melanie Ramirez: You both are indeed sisters, and we won’t take away the fact that your family ties to one another gives you chemistry in that ring… but Rach and I also have chemistry. We have the power of love between us, and we’re not a new team on the block. We’ve been here before, and unlike the days of The Mexican Mafia, we WILL become number one contenders and take the Tag Team Titles from Rachel’s ex-wife and her slut bunny.
Rachel Robinson: It’s all true. We’ll see you sisters at Beach Bash!
The two teams are now face to face, nose-to-nose as we go to commercial break.
Match 4: #16 Crystal Alvarez vs. #8 Eavan Maloney - Joshi Rules Match [Brutal Four Round in The Lethal Cup Tournament]
So much is on the line here. The second of two Lethal Cup matches tonight. Both Crystal and Eavan want to move on to the finals in order to get one step closer towards becoming WWA World Champion. The two of them shake hands with one another as they circle around the ring, looking for position for a lockup. They lock up and it is Crystal who gets the upperhand with a side headlock. Eavan gets behind Crystal, and hits her with a back suplex. Both of them eventually are back up and engaged in a stalemate, much to cheers from the crowd.
They go at it again, and now its Crystal who hits a hip toss to Eavan. Eavan gets back up, but Crystal turned it into an armdrag, and kept a lock of the arm as she has an armbar locked in. Eavan eventually powered out of it and hit an MMA like slam to the current CCP World Heavyweight Champion! Crystal is down and Eavan makes the cover… but only a Two count! Eavan Maloney almost beat a former two time WWA World Champion!
Maloney stayed on Crystal and was wearing down the “KO Queen”. But Crystal had fought back with some rights and lefts to the former Television Champion. Crystal ran the ropes and went for a clothesline… but Eavan ducked it, before turning it into a Russian Legsweep! Eavan is getting cheered and locked in a sleeper on Crystal. However, Crystal manages to get back to a vertical base and hits a jawbreaker to stun Eavan. Eavan staggered back and Crystal grabbed her… T-Bone Crystal-Plex! Crystal now has a cover… but Eavan kicked out at Two!
Crystal is in control as she picked Eavan up and whipped her into one of the corners. She ran in… and hit a clothesline. Eavan stumbled out… and hit the Crystal-Plex! Eavan is being worn down by the submission/striking specialist as Crystal starts hitting some jabs, followed by some rights, before capping it off with a right hook to complete the KO Queen Special! The CCP World Champion is rolling as she goes for the pin… but only a Two count! Crystal quickly now locked in the Armed and Dangerous hold, and Eavan was in a bad way. Eventually, she gout to a vertical base and reversed all the momentum into a powerbomb but both competitors were down.
Both of them eventually got to their feet and started slugging it out with one another. Both are evened up until Crystal starts with the jabs again, going for a second KO Queen Special… but Eavan ducked it, then hit the Sunset Bomb! She hooked the leg… but Crystal kicked out at Two! Back and forth this match went. Eavan was in position for The Boardwalk as Crystal was starting to stir. Crystal got back up and Eavan got up… BOARDWALK! EAVAN HIT IT! SHE’S ON HER WAY TO THE BIGGEST WIN OF HER WWA TENURE! Eavan got up… and was BLASTED IN THE FACE with a steel chair. Crystal too, was blasted in the face with the steel chair, and the referee rings the bell.
WINNER: No contest!
The hooded figure from earlier, focuses on Eavan Maloney, attacking her at will. Crystal Alvarez recovers and takes the fight to the figure, eventually causing the person to flee from the ring and through the crowd.
DM: First Joanna, now Eavan and Crystal! What the hell is this!?
SS: Anarchy! Whoever is doing this, has something deep against the three of them!
DM: Yeaaah… she probably was fired from here!
SS: Why are you assuming it is somebody who worked here!? It could be somebody who’s never been here before!
DM: I’m just taking a guess, and I do read the shit show that is Twitter by the way!
Crystal checks on Eavan as she’s seething with anger, looking through the crowd to spot the attacker.
We shift to an unknown location where Ella Lopez is standing alongside Harley Green and Cora Quinn. The three Insanity Patients look rather dark and psychotic like as they face the camera and Ella speaks.
Ella Lopez: Tick tock, tick tock! Seven more days until the official demise of The Killswitch Knockouts!
Ella says with a smirk.
Ella Lopez: Our greatest coupe will be on lock! The greatest Trios Team of all time will be dismantled, and it’ll all be because of us. All the while we gain both Yasmeen and Lilith to the cause.
Ella is seen laughing, with Mya Denton looking afraid, wanting to be let free.
Ella Lopez: We dare you to try us Knockouts… but it’ll be inside of the Asylum! You will fight the way we fight, under the rules of the Insanity! Beat us if you dare, survive if we let you!
Ella lets out an evil laugh as we fade to the locker room area where Yasmeen and Lilith are standing by.
Lilith Evans: Can you believe this crap? They seriously think we are going to lose.
Yasmeen Dumont: We’re not going to let that happen. We have to free Mya, and we will make sure The Killswitch Knockouts still exist!
Lilith Evans: Damn right. Perhaps after we’re done with this, we’ll go after the Trios Titles again.
Yasmeen Dumont: I’m game for that. While we’re at it, let’s go for the Tag Team Titles too if you’re okay with that.
Lilith Evans: I’m game.
The two of them bump fists. From there, we transition to outside the trainer’s room where Danielle Lopez just walked out, looking a tad bit frustrated. Courtney Erickson is standing by with a microphone.
Courtney Erickson: Danielle, you just walked out of the trainer’s room. How is Joanna?
Danielle Lopez: Her ankle is hurt, and we decided out of safety for her, as well as her health in the future, she will be sitting out of the main event coming up.
Courtney Erickson: I see. Any idea who will be her replacement?
Danielle Lopez: Well…
Before Danielle could answer, Reyna Carter came up with her half of the Trios Titles on her shoulder. She stands across the boss.
Reyna Carter: I couldn’t help but overhear about Joanna’s unfortunate injury, which has ample effects on the main event tonight.
Danielle Lopez: You would be right.
Reyna Carter: I know you need a replacement for that match, and well...here I am. I can and will be a viable replacement for Joanna.
Danielle Lopez: You sure as hell are a credible wrestler on this roster.
Reyna Carter: I am. I have won every single championship this company has to offer. I am the longest reigning WWA World Champion in history, and the way I see it, a victory over the champ will put me in the hunt to become the two time WWA World Champion, something I still want to do even though I am one-third of the Trios Champions! And no offense, but your cousin is not only a numpty, but she is also the Karen Smith of this industry!
Danielle took no offense. She thinks and has a verdict.
Danielle Lopez: You know what? You’re in. You get the match against Mariah!
Reyna Carter: Thank you! I won’t let you down!
Reyna walks away all pumped up for being Joanna’s replacement tonight.
Main Event: Mariah Lopez © vs. Reyna Carter [Non Title match]
It’s main event time, and due to the attack earlier in the night, Reyna Carter volunteered to step up and replace Joanna against the current WWA World Champion, Mariah Lopez! This is a rematch from Wildcard III: Spring Break earlier in the year where both competitors put on a show stealing contest. The two of them look at one another, with Reyna sporting a smirk while Mariah is still pissed from the top of the show, as well as this last minute change.
The bell rings and both competitors go at it, with Reyna getting the upperhand early… but had to be separated as Mariah got herself to the ropes, and ordered the referee to get in between Reyna. Reyna backs away and as Mariah got out of the ropes, Carter went at her again. This went on until Mariah got herself in between the ropes once more, forcing the referee to step in and keep an aggressive Reyna Carter at bay, all the while Mariah is smirking from ear to ear. Reyna is very frustrated at the antics of the World Champion, telling her to “stop being a bitch and fight.”
Mariah got out of the corner and now the two of them went at it, with Mariah now getting the upperhand with some technical prowess. She took down Reyna and started delivering forearms to the back of the head before locking in a variation of the Nap Time Sleeper Hold! Reyna however, got herself and Mariah to a vertical base and hit a jawbreaker to cause the hold to be broken. Mariah stumbled back and Reyna turns around before she grabs the World Champion… and planted her down with a neckbreaker! Reyna hooked the leg for the cover… but Mariah kicked out at Two!
Reyna wasn’t getting frustrated as she stayed on Mariah, stomping on her at will while also hitting her with a series of suplexes to keep the upperhand. The former WWA World Champion is feeling it here and the fans are 100% behind her as she gets Mariah up… and nails her with the Glam Kick! She made a second kick… but once more, Mariah kicked out at Two! That was a close one and the fans are in disbelief as they thought Reyna had this one won.
Carter was continuing the fight against Mariah with shot after shot… but Mariah was fighting back with shots of her own and nailed Reyna with a spinning backfist, followed up by a belly-to-back suplex! Mariah hooked the leg… but Reyna kicked out at Two! This only made Mariah more aggressive in her approach as she was stomping at any body part she could in hopes of keeping Reyna down. Reyna wasn’t staying down, but Mariah knew that and hit the Crane Kick right in the jaw! Mariah hooked the leg once more, thinking she had it… NO! Reyna kicked out at the count of Two!
The frustration was real on Mariah’s face as she thought she had it won! Mariah from there, starts aggressively beating on Reyna much to the dismay of the crowd. She got Reyna up and hit the Lethal Impact! She hooked the leg… but once again, Reyna kicked out at Two! Immediately, she lost her composure and was arguing with the referee, thinking it was a slow count while the ref was saying Reyna got her shoulder up. The champ wasn’t having any of it, and it allowed Reyna to recover.
Carter made it back to her feet while Mariah was still arguing with the referee. Reyna snuck up from behind and had a School Girl attempt… but Mariah kicked out at Two! Reyna knew she was close and was battling it out with Mariah tooth and nail, until “The Glam Bo$$” took control and hit the British/Canadian Facecrusher! Reyna made the cover once more… NO! Mariah kicked out at Two! The fans were heavily into the action and Reyna, feeling that she has this one in control, signals for the end. Mariah got up and Reyna went for the Botox Injection… NO! MARIAH DUCKED, AND REYNA HIT THE REFEREE INSTEAD!
Mariah is still out of it on her feet, and Reyna hit her with the Inferiority Complex! From there, she locked Mariah in The Final Wish, the very submission hold that allowed her to win the WWA World Championship in 2016! Mariah was tapping out but there was no referee present! Reyna released the hold as she realized there was no referee present! She checked on the ref, but unbeknownst to her, Christina Rose came out from the crowd with the chair she had hit Athena with earlier in the night! As Reyna turned around, Christina CRACKED her in the skull with the chair before she placed Mariah on top of her, then ran out of the ring with the evidence. The referee slowly gets back to her senses and sees Mariah on top of Reyna. She counts, albeit slowly due to the damage she took.
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WINNER: The WWA World Champion - “The Latina Ninja” Mariah Lopez via pinfall!
”Awake” by Ra plays and the crowd boos very loudly as Mariah Lopez gets away with another heinous victory, this time over Reyna Carter.
DM: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!?
SS: Cousin Christina is a genius Desiree! The Lopez family is great!
DM: Reyna Carter was fucking robbed!
Christina grabs both of Mariah’s titles before helping her up to her feet. The two cousin’s embrace one another as they stand over the body of Reyna Carter, much to the dismay of the crowd.
DM: Much like Scars and Stripes, this is not right! This is bullshit!
SS: You can’t fault results Desiree! Whether you like their tactics or not, Mariah and her family gets the job done!
DM: Don’t tell me what I can and cannot fault, Taint! The way these jackyl’s do business is disgusting! No fan wants to see this shit!
Mariah and Christina head out of the ring and celebrate up the ramp. They stand tall together and the fans are throwing things at them. Meanwhile in the ring, Reyna finally comes to and is seething, knowing she got screwed tonight. The show ends with Mariah and Christina gloating like there’s no tomorrow.