Post by The Alpha Male on Jun 7, 2011 17:37:15 GMT -5
{The camera shows a white van with the Premium Championship Wrestling logo on the side pulling into the driveway of a large house. The front door of opens and out steps "The Alpha Male" Tom Hanlon. He is wearing black dress shoes, gray Dockers pants, and a black polo shirt. He walks up to the men getting out of the van.}
Hanlon: I bet you guys have never seen a house like this. Two living room areas, large kitchen, mostly finished basement, three bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms. It's rather magnificent. And welcome to Pittsburgh, the best city in the United States. Now when you enter my house, take your filthy ass shoes off and don't touch anything.
{The three men follow Hanlon into the house and take their shoes off as instructed. They look at each other and mumble. "The Alpha Male" shoots them a look, and if looks could kill, the three employees of PCW would have dropped dead right there.They look into the first living room area and they see fish tanks. Two long ones, one across the front wall and another along the back. Then three smaller ones on the side wall.}
Hanlon: Whatever you do, DO NOT touch the fish tanks! I will break your fingers and hands if you do!
Those fish and tanks are very expensive, I don't need some low level employees breaking my tanks and killing my fish!
{The men follow Hanlon down the hall and into the main living room. There is a fireplace and on the wall above the mantle is a 70-inch flat screen high definition television. There are shelves on both sides of the fireplace. On one is a cable box, a Wii video game system, a PlayStation 3, and an Xbox 360. The other shelf has a collection of video games and DVDs. There is a microfiber sectional and an over-sized recliner.}
Hanlon: This is my living room. Lots of free time spent in here just relaxing after a workout. And no, I don't go to a gym, part of my basement is my gym.
{The three follow "The Alpha Male" down a set of steps to his basement. The first section of the basement is finished. It has a bar installed in one end, and the other end there are large leather recliners sitting on staggered platforms. Hanging from the ceiling is a projector pointed towards a wall that is painted white. Between the bar and the seats is a high-end pool table. In the middle of the table is the Pittsburgh Steelers logo. The table is painted black with yellow painted trim.}
Hanlon: And this is the finished part of my basement. As you can see I have a bar where I can pour myself a drink. I have a very nice pool table, and then I have my "movie theater". How many other PCW Superstars do you think has a setup like this? Not many I would venture to guess.
{They next walk through a door and into the unfinished part of the basement. In one section is a dryer and washer, and plastic storage bins. Next to the washer and dryer is a large furnace. The other side of the room is the "gym" Hanlon was speaking of earlier. On the floor is rubber matting, and along all three walls is nothing but a large mirror. Along one wall is nothing but weights. You have a complete free weight room. There also is an expensive LIVESTRONG treadmill. On the ceiling are speakers and hanging from the ceiling is a 50-inch flat screen high definition television.}
Hanlon: And this is where "The Alpha Male" keeps that title. I workout relentlessly. I keep myself in great shape. I don't smoke. I keep myself dominant. My goal is to be the most dominating Superstar in Premium Championship Wrestling. I am what's going to keep this organization premium. The roster better keep vigilant. I am not coming in the be an undercard guy. I am going to rise quickly through the ranks, become the main event of PCW. I don't give a shit about the fans and what they want. I don't give a damn about making friends. I am sure I will make a couple of friends, but I am even more sure that I will create more than a couple of enemies. I ruffle feathers, I speak my mind. I have more class than anyone in the locker room. I am going to be bringing class into Premium Championship Wrestling.
{They head back up the steps and through the kitchen. They stop at the refrigerator and Tom Hanlon pulls our a bottle of water. He takes a drink and leads the men back out onto the deck. There is a large grille, a hot tub, a curved table and chairs all painted yellow with black trim. In the back yard is a large above-ground pool and pool deck. They walk back through the house and the men put their shoes back on. They walk out of the house and the garage door opens up as a gray Lincoln MKZ pulls into the driveway.
Out steps the girlfriend of "The Alpha Male". She is wearing black high heeled shoes and a black skirt. She has a white tight tank top on that shows her curves. She smiles and walks up to Tom Hanlon, kissing him on the lips and then heading inside the house.}
Hanlon: And that was my girlfriend, LeeAnn. Beautiful, isn't she? Well that was my home, and my girl. Now get the hell out of here. I will be at the arena in a week to make my Premium Championship Wrestling debut.
{The men load up their equipment in the camera shows them driving off.}
Hanlon: I bet you guys have never seen a house like this. Two living room areas, large kitchen, mostly finished basement, three bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms. It's rather magnificent. And welcome to Pittsburgh, the best city in the United States. Now when you enter my house, take your filthy ass shoes off and don't touch anything.
{The three men follow Hanlon into the house and take their shoes off as instructed. They look at each other and mumble. "The Alpha Male" shoots them a look, and if looks could kill, the three employees of PCW would have dropped dead right there.They look into the first living room area and they see fish tanks. Two long ones, one across the front wall and another along the back. Then three smaller ones on the side wall.}
Hanlon: Whatever you do, DO NOT touch the fish tanks! I will break your fingers and hands if you do!
Those fish and tanks are very expensive, I don't need some low level employees breaking my tanks and killing my fish!
{The men follow Hanlon down the hall and into the main living room. There is a fireplace and on the wall above the mantle is a 70-inch flat screen high definition television. There are shelves on both sides of the fireplace. On one is a cable box, a Wii video game system, a PlayStation 3, and an Xbox 360. The other shelf has a collection of video games and DVDs. There is a microfiber sectional and an over-sized recliner.}
Hanlon: This is my living room. Lots of free time spent in here just relaxing after a workout. And no, I don't go to a gym, part of my basement is my gym.
{The three follow "The Alpha Male" down a set of steps to his basement. The first section of the basement is finished. It has a bar installed in one end, and the other end there are large leather recliners sitting on staggered platforms. Hanging from the ceiling is a projector pointed towards a wall that is painted white. Between the bar and the seats is a high-end pool table. In the middle of the table is the Pittsburgh Steelers logo. The table is painted black with yellow painted trim.}
Hanlon: And this is the finished part of my basement. As you can see I have a bar where I can pour myself a drink. I have a very nice pool table, and then I have my "movie theater". How many other PCW Superstars do you think has a setup like this? Not many I would venture to guess.
{They next walk through a door and into the unfinished part of the basement. In one section is a dryer and washer, and plastic storage bins. Next to the washer and dryer is a large furnace. The other side of the room is the "gym" Hanlon was speaking of earlier. On the floor is rubber matting, and along all three walls is nothing but a large mirror. Along one wall is nothing but weights. You have a complete free weight room. There also is an expensive LIVESTRONG treadmill. On the ceiling are speakers and hanging from the ceiling is a 50-inch flat screen high definition television.}
Hanlon: And this is where "The Alpha Male" keeps that title. I workout relentlessly. I keep myself in great shape. I don't smoke. I keep myself dominant. My goal is to be the most dominating Superstar in Premium Championship Wrestling. I am what's going to keep this organization premium. The roster better keep vigilant. I am not coming in the be an undercard guy. I am going to rise quickly through the ranks, become the main event of PCW. I don't give a shit about the fans and what they want. I don't give a damn about making friends. I am sure I will make a couple of friends, but I am even more sure that I will create more than a couple of enemies. I ruffle feathers, I speak my mind. I have more class than anyone in the locker room. I am going to be bringing class into Premium Championship Wrestling.
{They head back up the steps and through the kitchen. They stop at the refrigerator and Tom Hanlon pulls our a bottle of water. He takes a drink and leads the men back out onto the deck. There is a large grille, a hot tub, a curved table and chairs all painted yellow with black trim. In the back yard is a large above-ground pool and pool deck. They walk back through the house and the men put their shoes back on. They walk out of the house and the garage door opens up as a gray Lincoln MKZ pulls into the driveway.
Out steps the girlfriend of "The Alpha Male". She is wearing black high heeled shoes and a black skirt. She has a white tight tank top on that shows her curves. She smiles and walks up to Tom Hanlon, kissing him on the lips and then heading inside the house.}
Hanlon: And that was my girlfriend, LeeAnn. Beautiful, isn't she? Well that was my home, and my girl. Now get the hell out of here. I will be at the arena in a week to make my Premium Championship Wrestling debut.
{The men load up their equipment in the camera shows them driving off.}