Post by Dani on Apr 17, 2020 16:47:04 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 177
Date: 4-17-2020
Venue: Golden 1 Center (Sacramento, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
Date: 4-17-2020
Venue: Golden 1 Center (Sacramento, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
"You Want a Battle? (Here's a War)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the camera sees talent and personnel occupying the stands as this is basically another empty arena show. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson are seated.
DM: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 177 from the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, California! I am Desiree Miles alongside former Hardcore and Tag Team specialist Rachel Robinson, and we have an interesting card to say the least!
RR: Very interesting! Rather jam-packed in all honesty! It would fill fans to the seats if this damn Coronavirus weren't present and all these fucking restrictions! People don't know how to wash themselves and don't have any fucking sense to eat live bats either!
DM: Urgh! Our main event though is the Champions Showcase! World Champion Eavan Maloney, Hardcore Champion Mariah Lopez, and Tag Team Champions The Skillz Vendorz face the Television Champion Athena, and the Trios Champions The Prophecy!
RR: All the champions, and there are some interesting dynamics! Eavan and Mariah have a past against one another, and Athena and the deformed freaks is an interesting team, not to mention Mariah and Athena have had a feud in the past! A lot of variables can play here!
DM: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon will face off against former Television and Tag Team Champion, Amy "Wildcat" Thompson!
RR: Amy Thompson is an interesting opponent considering she did beat Big Beauty for the Television Championship in the past, but Dokueki is a monster of destruction and its to the point where we haven't had an update on Kan Tai's condition after what happened at Boom or Bust III two weeks ago!
DM: In Trios action, Bianca LeBlanc, as well as Kelli and Lola Saint will square off against all three members of The Insanity Patients!
RR: This is the first time those three have teamed up, and the Patients are a formidable Trios unit themselves! But Kelli and company have to be very pissed off at the L's she and Bianca took, that's probably the understatement of the year!
DM: Also, we have Maya Parsons taking on the debuting Tara Cabral!
RR: This will be interesting! Tara of course is the other half to Crystal Alvarez, ten years of experience wrestling in Mexico and Canada, and this is her first shot at the big time! We'll see how well her skills can translate to the big stage!
DM: And also we will have the debut of Blake Belladonna as she takes on the debuting Jennifer Williams!
RR: Two debutantes, one is a member of The Williams Dynasty, but Blake has some experience in Japan, I think for the smaller promotions because I never ran into her over there! I'm interested to see how this one turns out, no question about it!
"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin feat. Valora plays and Mariella Lopez walks out from the back with a very angry expression on her face, but she's not alone as her entire clientele of Bella Robinson, Kate Steele, Melanie Ramirez, Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich, Zenna Zdunich, Big Beauty and Mandy "The Monster" are with her. They walk down the aisle way and then enter the ring, with Mariella grabbing a microphone.
Mariella Lopez: Cut the fucking music.
The music dies off and Mariella stares right into the camera.
Mariella Lopez: I have been playing the last two weeks in my mind. From Abby Parker, the PRETEND Reaper, cracking me in the back of the head with a vase, to seeing Bella get robbed of the WWA World Title thanks to a botched three count by a rookie referee, yeah I'm a little pissed off right now.
Mariella's anger is coming out of the seams.
Mariella Lopez: Fortunately Bella will get her rematch on June 5th at Wildcard VIII: Heatwave... but what we need is a Trios Championship rematch because my girls, the Zdunich Family got ROBBED by Dr. Paul Lester and Abby Parker. Quite honestly, at Wildcard VIII, WE want the rematch to get back the Trios Titles and we will take matters into our own hands if we don't get that rematch.
Mariella says with a smirk on her face.
Mariella Lopez: Onto other matters, meaning the Tag Team division. With the Boston Hoebags being dethroned for the titles, that means a new team has to step in and challenge The Skillz Vendorz, and I'm going to be honest, there's nobody better than The Monsters of Beauty. Kat and Sam are good, real good... but Mandy and Beauty are sheer power, sheer domination, 520 combined pounds of pure power and destruction. I have managed teams to championships, from the GOATS known as The Lethal Barbarians...
Mariella points to Rachel at commentary, and Rachel points right back, flashing her Lethal Barbarians t-shirt.
Mariella Lopez: ...All the way to villainous Ninja's. Unlike Talia Skye, I am a manager FOR CHAMPIONS, BY CHAMPIONS! I help DEVELOP CHAMPIONS, and we'll be champions ALL ACROSS THE BOARD sooner than later.
The lights go out in the arena but the voice of Doctor Paul Lester is heard throughout the speakers...
Dr. Lester: The "almighty" Mariella Lopez Enterprises. A faction of talent whose main objective is to win championships. But there's one problem here. None of you have championship gold. Bella over there can't win when it counts, she's the opposite of her late-husband.
Bella can be seen seething over Lester mentioning Ryan.
Dr. Lester: But the best part is The Reaper's Prophecy was directly responsible for the Zdunich Family LOSING the Trios Championship. We have a more LETHAL lineup now that the Allen Sisters are no longer a part of this union. We can go ahead and unleash our TRUE vision for the world to see, especially this company. But I'm sure you're wondering, where oh where is The Prophecy?
The MLE clients are all looking around.
Dr. Lester: We are where you least... expect... us!
The lights turn back on and behind MLE stands The Prophecy, all members of the fearsome group are here. The MLE crew turns around but are attacked by The Prophecy. Bathory is laying into Steele, Calista and Zella are laying into Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, Alice Manson is fighting with Christina Lopez, but The Reaper is outnumbered as Mandy "The Monster" and Big Beauty have the upperhand over her. Bella Robinson and Melanie Ramirez help out the others, and The Prophecy end up scattering out of the ring with the advisement of Dr. Lester.
DM: MLE was ready for this one! You just knew they were ready!
RR: Mariella is not dumb! She's been in this situation once or twice before!
DM: Well as we get this cleaned up, we're going to present our very first match up of the night!
We pan to Michelle Silva for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: The following is your OPENING MATCH for Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 177, scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
Jenny From The Block by J Lo plays and Kimberly Williams, along with her husband Todd, walk out from the back in arrogance, but they're not alone as "The Lil' Dream Machine" Brittany Williams and Jennifer Williams are behind them.
Michelle Silva: She is accompanied by Kimberly, Brittany and Todd Williams, from Los Angeles, California by way of The Bronx in New York, weighing in at 127 pounds, "The Lady Dream"... JENNIFER WILLIAMS!
The four of them all walk down the aisle before getting into the ring. Todd hypes up his girls and has one final pep talk before he exits the ring and they get ready for the match to begin.
DM: And here we see Jennifer Williams, the newest member of The Williams Dynasty!
RR: Its a family business! Jen was trained by Christina Lopez and has been on the circuit for eleven years, but she's more known for being the CEO of Williams Enterprises, I'm assuming a subsidiary business for The Williams Dynasty themselves!
DM: Sounds about right!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
Like Morning Follows Night by Jeff Williams featuring Casey Lee Williams plays and Blake Belladonna comes out from the back, focused but optimistic of her chances here tonight.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 130 pounds... BLAKE BELLADONNA!
Blake walks down the aisle way, stretching her arms before stepping on the steps, then walks on the apron and enters under the bottom rope. She stands in her corner and waits for the bell to ring as she's all business here tonight.
DM: As we pointed out when running down the lineup, this is a double debut! Blake Belladonna is debuting tonight as well! Any info you have on her?
RR: She wrestled in Japan for a while, but Google doesn't say WHERE though! I know its not in the former JPW company, nor their spinoff called Bloodsport! It has to be in the other territories, but I have no accurate information as of this time!
Match 1: Blake Belladonna vs. Jennifer Williams (w/Kimberly, Brittany and Todd Williams)
The bell sounds, and right away, Belladonna went with a hard hitting style, showcasing the skills she acquired from her days wrestling in Japan. She did well with a couple of takedowns, as well as a front facelock with the intention of keeping Jen down to the mat... but Jen managed to find her way out of it, and broke away from Belladonna before kicking her right in the mouth with a spin kick. This gave Jen the opening she needed as she was taking flight against the fitness instructor, even hitting a double rotation headscissors that lead to a pin attempt... but Belladonna kicked out at the count of Two!
Jen continued the momentum, and got a little cocky there which allowed Belladonna to get right back into this match, hitting a spinebuster, then a backbreaker and finished her sequence off with a Military Press Spinebuster that got a Two count! Belladonna was feeling it, but was getting some resistance from Jen who was striking at will so she could find any way to stop the power game of Blake Belladonna. However, Belladonna was able to block one of Jen's strikes, then hit a Stunner that took Jen out on her feet. Belladonna hooked Jen in position... and HIT HER WITH THE POP-UP GORY BOMB! But before she could go for the pin, Kimberly and Brittany Williams came into the ring and attacked her two on one, causing a disqualification.
WINNER: Blake Belladonna via disqualification!
The Williams Dynasty continued to beat down Belladonna, with Kim and Britt doing the most damage here.
DM: This is a savage beating! Three against one here!
RR: The Williams Dynasty is here to send a message and make a name for themselves here in the WWA!
The Williams Dynasty continued their beating of the WWA Newcomer... but just before they could finish Belladonna out, Maria Salvatore ran out with a barbed wire steel chair in hand and as she got out of the ring, Kim, Britt and Jen managed to get the hell out of dodge as Maria stared at them with an angry expression her face before checking on Belladonna's condition.
DM: Maria Salvatore thankfully saved this one for Blake Belladonna! Blake now has an ally at least!
RR: Maria recently has beef with her old running mates, and The Williams Dynasty wants to make a name for themselves while destroying somebody who was once in their camp!
Salvatore helps Belladonna to her feet, and then to the back. As they are gone, "Baby I’m Worth It" by Fifth Harmony hits over the public address system from the Golden 1 Center in Sacramento, California. As the lights dim and a red carpet rolls out from the backstage arena out from the back steps the former WWA Tag Team Champions despite Bianca's loss at Boom or Bust she seems to be in decent spirits. As professional wrestling's Prettiest Tag Team is dressed to the nines with Bianca dressed in a black dress, black high heel pumps, and a black Chanel handbag with a silver tiara placed on her head. And Veronica is wearing a bright red dress, red high heels and a red chanel handbag. As the first class tag team pose smugly on the ramp with Bianca doing her trademark beauty pageant wave to the "viewers".
DM: Uhh, do they realize there's nobody here, right?
RR: Shh don't tell them that! Let them be in their own world!
As they continue their way down the aisle, with their arrogance about as normal as it can be, they soon climb up the steel steps ordering a stage hand to lower the ropes for them which they do. Then completely blow them off while yelling about social distancing before posing smugly together. Before, Veronica goes and barks at the stage hand for a microphone which she tells him to make sure is sanitized properly before its placed in her well manicured hand. As she then saunters over, and motions for their music to be cut.
Vero: ”The greatest part of this show has arrived in this very #Basic arena. Wrestling's prettiest and sexiest tag team has came to save you all from the #basics, and #uggos that infest this entire roster.”
The arrogance in Vero's voice is just as clear as The PC's disdain for the roster itself.
Vero: “Boom or Bust was not the best night, I mean that #basic #Cowila beat the Queen B here but let's face it. She won, but we are so done with her I mean so boring that one. We are off to bigger and better things but Cowila if you get in our way we will finish what was started understand?
Veronica gets into the camera before blowing a smug kiss as she hands the microphone off to the Queen B.
Bianca: ”So true Vero, so very true. Now that I am done with Cowlia, yes I know basics, she won yayy but luckily bein the Queen B, I always know that there are bigger and better things for me out there then dealing with her. Because tonight is the premiere of the Sainthood/PC alliance against the Insanity patients. Now this gang of looney bin rejects will be facing a harsh shot of reality tonight. As they fall, see Kelli has done a great job molding Lola. Thank God for that.”
Vero: ”Such an improvement if you ask me! But speaking of improvements we are miracle workers and we can help them because once we beat them, they should be sent back to whatever looney bin they crawled out of. Because really they are so beneath the Sainthood, and the Pretty Committee.
They share a catty giggle smirking at each other. Before returning their gaze to the camera as they begin to speak.
Vero: ”Speaking of improving someone's life we have an offer. We know one Angie Ness is backstage, and girl you’re gonna want to listen to what we have to say. Because it will totally change your life.”
Bianca takes the microphone and begins to speak.
Bianca: "You know Angie, life with that multi-colored hair girl sure hasn't worked out for you. You have become one of the #Basics, and correct me if I'm wrong but you haven't won a match with her by your side, haven't you?
Vero: "She hasn't."
Bianca: "I thought so. But Angie Ness, I can give you a choice. An offer so prestigious, its something that quite honestly doesn't come around that often."
Vero: "OH MY GOSH B. Soooo generous of you."
Bianca: "I'm ALWAYS generous, even to these #Basics."
The PC laugh.
Bianca: "But Angie, we offer you a chance to join up with the alliance between The Pretty Committee and The Sainthood. No you can't be a part of the PC... but you surely can be a Saint. WE are a family. You don't have to give us your answer right away, take your time... but for your sake, you better make the right decision because not only does this type of life altering choice come around that often, but in the event that you do turn us down, your health will go down in flames."
Vero: "So true. So make your choice, and while you don’t have to give an answer right away, I’d strongly recommend it to be soon. We are not a patient group of people. And plus me and Bianca have heard you have such potential well your current partner is leeching off of that."
Bianca rolls her eyes putting her hand on her heart.
Bianca: ”I mean lets be honest she has taken all of your potential and a chance to be something more than what you are. I mean her plan to suck you dry once its complete she will just move on to the next #basic. Do you want to still be a #basic? Like all of the fans worldwide or a winner like the Sainthood and the Pretty Committee?
Bianca and Vero wait like the arrogant queens they are. But instead of Angie Ness, "Goddesses" by The BeetleJuice plays and Melissa Evans walks out from the back with a lead pipe in her left hand and a baseball bat in the other. She makes a beeline for the ring and gets in under the ropes. The PC backpedals as they don't want to be hit by this crazed woman.
Bianca: Stay back #Basic, STAY BACK!
Melissa throws Bianca the bat, but as Bianca caught it, Melissa nailed her in the ribs with the pipe, then right to the back to take her down to the mat. Vero attempted to defend her tag team partner, but Melissa caught on and picked Vero up before dropping her down with a Cross-legged Emerald Flowsion.
DM: THE UNFORGIVEN! Melissa just DRILLED Veronica Taylor with The Unforgiven!
RR: She just had enough of The PC, and after being left high and dry by Angie Ness at the Live Event this past Tuesday night, I can't say I blame her for snapping!
As Melissa went right after Bianca again, Angie Ness attacked her from behind, and Bianca soon joined in making it two against one with Vero laid out. Bianca did enough to allow Angie to lay Melissa out with Last Caress. Bianca helps Vero up to her feet and they shout all catty like towards Melissa while Angie stands there with a dazed expression on her face. The three of them leave together to the back before we go to commercial break.
We come back from the commercial and ”Elevate" by Papa Roach plays and the crowd boos loudly as Talia Skye walks out with Crystal Alvarez and Terra by her side, but notably absent from this is Morgan Simmons who two weeks ago, lost the Hardcore Championship. The trio of Horsewomen flash up the four fingers before making their way down the aisle and eventually in the ring. Talia is handed a microphone and begins to speak.
Talia Skye: When you are The Horsewomen, you ARE IMPORTANT people.
Talia says with arrogance.
Talia Skye: And Boom or Bust III while mixed in the results column, proves that our presence brings eyeballs to this GREAT COMPANY! We are the faces of this very place, we are the guardian angels of WWA, we helped build this company brick by brick BY BRICK! Say what you want about us, but we’re the standard bearers of this place and there’s NO DISPUTING THAT!
Talia passes the microphone off to Crystal.
Crystal Alvarez: There absolutely is no disputing that WE are THE TOP DOGS of this company. This is OUR HOUSE! Since day one when we have stepped foot in this company, although Talia has been here longer than I have, but since day one, The Horsewomen has been the faces of this company. We have been the top stars in this company since we walked into this place. Many have tried to knock us off of the top of the mountain, only to be sent back to where they came from, licking their wounds and crying like newborn babies.
Crystal mimics crying like a baby.
Crystal Alvarez: I know well and good we didn't get to our positions by crying and whining. No, we EARNED every single thing we ever accomplished. We had to WORK ourselves to the bone, to the nitty gritty if you will. The Horsewomen are the greatest collection of World Champions this sport has ever seen. All four members are former WORLD CHAMPIONS, having a combined TEN World Championship reigns, a combined fifty-two years of experience in this sport. Movie stars, entrepreneurs, BUSINESS WOMEN! You name it and we sure as hell have done it. We are the GOLD STANDARD of women's wrestling and we're not stopping ANYTIME SOON. But I do have something I need to say...
Crystal pauses for a brief moment before speaking again.
Crystal Alvarez: At Boom or Bust III, I gave it everything I had against Jung Moon… and I still didn’t win. But I also didn’t lose the match either. I took her to her very limit, and I take great solace in knowing she didn’t walk out of The Lethal Compound on her own two feet. But the fact that the match ended in a draw bothers me greatly.
Crystal looks highly annoyed.
Crystal Alvarez: We have one match already made, well let’s add a second to the festivities. Jung Moon, the alleged “Unforgettable One”. You know as well as I do that having a draw to our match isn’t an outcome to be satisfied about. I like to think you are as competitively driven as I am, how competition satisfies your basic needs, and I know there’s an event on June 5th called Wildcard VIII: Heatwave. You see where I’m going with this right?
Crystal raises an eyebrow here.
Crystal Alvarez: June 5th, LIVE on broadcast television, Alvarez versus Moon deux, part dos, whatever you want to call it. You and I in a rematch from our hard-hitting affair in the compound. I see this as a win-win for the both of us, but the biggest winners of this are the fans, the people who watch at home and those who might be allowed in the arena if the moronic president of the United States gets his head out of his ass and starts taking this global pandemic seriously. If you have the ovarian fortitude, accept my challenge.
Crystal is expecting Jung Moon, but her expression changes as "Yikes" by Nicki Minaj plays. Shortly after the rawr in Nicki's voice plays, Reyna Carter walks out from the back with a pissed off expression on her face. "The Glam Bo$$" walks down the aisle but stops short of getting into the ring as the two time WWA World Champion has a microphone in her hand and doesn't waste any time in speaking her mind.
Reyna Carter: This constant praising of yourselves is nauseating to say the least. The Horsewomen were more impressive when THE Glam Bo$$ was in it making sure you guys were relevant.
Rey speaks with a sly smile on her face.
Reyna Carter: Before you retort with "you lost, shut the fuck up". That is true...to a point because I didn't lose legit. No no no NOOOOOOO, Talia knew she was going to lose, and she was getting her ass handed to her until the big ogre standing with you interjected herself into the match, hitting me with one of her moves and allowed Talia to win without really doing shit to earn it. Do you see where I'm going with this?
Reyna sarcastically asks as if she's trying to get under the skin of her mentor.
Reyna Carter: And let me remind YOU Crystal Alvarez. You're not the one who draws people to the product. That would be ME. My first reign as your WWA World Champion, a record breaking reign by the way, but everybody wanted to sign up with this company, and that included you. Sure things were steady during your three reigns as this company's Champion, but when Cardinal City Pro handed you the ball, the company was sinking into financial and legal difficulties, and you losing to Leon Lonewolf in choke job fashion is what allowed us to not hear from them for ten fucking months, so good job sport. Good job on being a LOSER! Come to think of it, you haven't won a pay-per-view match in a year and a half. My god everybody, "The Great" "KO Queen" hasn't won a big match in over a year. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you are losing your mojo at an even bigger pace than I thought.
Reyna gasps in shock as Crystal looks irate in that ring.
Reyna Carter: You want Jung to accept your challenge...but Talia Skye, if you have any ounce of pride in that body of yours, you will accept a rematch with me for Wildcard VIII. Unless of course you have already realized the absolute truth that everybody else knows, and that's you can't beat me straight up without any help. C'mon T, what do you have to lose? What is it that you TRULY have to lose here? Or again, are you afraid that big bad Reyna Carter is going to tear that ass up from pillar to post?
Talia looks absolutely annoyed here, and Crystal hands "The Killa Queen" the microphone so she can respond.
Talia Skye: No. I'm not going to give you what you want. I already beat you, you're not my equal, you're nowhere close to being my equal and if I were you, I would scurry on to the back and find something else to do because "The Killa Queen" will NOT waste her time on an insignificant DISLOYAL PESSANT like you.
Reyna tries to hold in the anger that she feels at the moment before coming up with an idea.
Reyna Carter: I kind of anticipated this. I expect nothing really from the now beta group of this company. So with my brilliant mind for business and unlimited cash flow, I have made the sound decision to bring in some worthy backup. People who are sick and tired of your shit. Oh girls, where you at?
At one side of the arena, in the empty seats emerges Jung Moon with bandana's over her face dressed in all black combat gear. On the other side of the arena is the resident witch of the Women's Wrestling Alliance, one Raven Crowe who was inches away from winning the Scars of Wrestling Cup. They both walk down the stands before hopping over the guard rail and meeting where Reyna is located at. The three of them talk with one another before rushing into the ring...
DM: AND HERE WE GO! HORSEWOMEN VERSUS REYNA, JUNG AND RAVEN!
RR: Its now three against three, the odds are even!
Reyna went after Talia, Jung went after Crystal, and Raven went right after Terra. It was a survival of the fittest here and The Horsewomen were caught off guard with this straight up attack. Talia wanted no more part of Rey, and the same went for Crystal against Jung. Both Talia and Crystal managed to get themselves out of the ring, which allowed Reyna and Jung to help Raven against Terra. Terra was fighting them off, but the tenacity of the three girls wouldn't allow them to back down. Just as they were about to get the upperhand, Talia and Crystal managed to get Terra out of there, and The Horsewomen elected to live to fight another day.
DM: The Horsewomen have another new adversary it seems as Raven Crowe has helped Reyna Carter and Jung Moon here!
RR: And with Morgan MIA, this means the numbers are now evened up! I don't feel bad for The Horsewomen AT ALL here!
DM: That's true... wait a minute now...
Desiree is interrupted as "Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and Mariah Lopez walks out from the back, with the WWA Hardcore Championship around her waist and a burlap sack in her hand as she has a Lethal Barbarians t-shirt over her wrestling attire. She sees Reyna, Jung and Raven walk up the aisle and nods her head at them before walking down the aisle, all smiles here tonight before getting in the ring. Mariah is handed a microphone and bows before she begins to speak.
Mariah Lopez: Boom or Bust III. I did what I said I would do and get revenge for what that swine Morgan Simmons did to Rachel. I caused her pain, suffering and I took something that she values, and that's the Hardcore Championship.
Mariah unstraps the title and raises it in the air.
Mariah Lopez: Once the adrenaline settled down and I had some time to really reflect, I'm damn proud of what I did and I am honored to be a part of the elusive Grand Slam winners club. However the Hardcore Championship doesn't exactly fit this particular Ninja.
DM: What is she talking about?
RR: I know where this is going!
DM: Oh really? Enlighten me!
RR: No spoilers, Des!
Mariah looks around and begins to speak again.
Mariah Lopez: Allow me to explain. When I got my start in this business, what initially put me on the map in PWW was the Joshi Championship. I won that tournament last eliminating Heather Monroe to be the first AND ONLY Joshi Champion in PWW. I also have dabbed in that style with JPW, holding their Pure Title longer than anybody else, that record standing to this very day. There's a reason why they call me the Joshi Queen, and although this Hardcore Title looks cool, this is more associated with the style my wife carried out. So that said, effective immediately the Hardcore Championship is retired. And now the newest championship is born....
Mariah pulls out a championship that has the WWA logo on it, with the text "Joshi Puroresu Champion".
Mariah Lopez: ...The WWA Joshi Championship!
Mariah has a wide smile on her face as she raises her newfound title in the air.
Mariah Lopez: For those who are unfamiliar with the Joshi style of wrestling, this championship will always be defended under Joshi Rules. The first rule being each wrestler has three rope breaks to stop submission holds and pinfalls during the match. After a wrestler exhausts her rope breaks, submission and pin attempts under the ropes by the opponent are considered legal.
Mariah pauses.
Mariah Lopez: Rule number two is there are no closed-fist punches to the face allowed in a Pure match, only open-handed slaps or chops to the face are allowed. Punches to other parts of the body, save for low blows, are permitted. The first use of a closed fist would get a warning, and the second would cause the wrestler to be penalized a rope break. If the wrestler is already out of rope breaks, then she would be disqualified.
A second pause occurs.
Mariah Lopez: The third and final rule is pretty simple. A wrestler is subject to a twenty count by the referee if the wrestler goes to the floor. That means if you don't get back into the ring after the count of twenty, you therefore lose the contest. And unlike the other championships, the Joshi Championship can change hands on a disqualification or countout. That means no fuckery is allowed in MY DIVISION! I created the Television Title division, I am responsible for the Trios Titles being here, and now the Joshi Championship division is here in the Women's Wrestling Alliance. As for the old Hardcore Title. There's one person in the building who deserves it, and since I know the next contest is up, its time for the greatest tag team in the history of this company to do some commentary.
Mariah rolls out of the ring and takes a seat in Rachel's lap after kissing her on the lips. She drops the Hardcore Title on the announce table as Rachel puts on her wife's headset.
Mariah Lopez: I hope you don't mind me sitting on your lap.
RR: Not at all! Is it hot in here or is it just me?
DM: Oh Jesus! Up next is Tara Cabral going one on one against Maya Parsons!
We shift to the ring where Michelle Silva is ready to do the ring introductions.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Natural" by Imagine Dragons plays and the crowd boos as Maya Parsons walks out from the back, all arrogant and cocky as the young Canadian has a look of confidence on her face.
Michelle Silva: She is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 132 pounds... MAYA PARSONS!
Maya struts herself down the aisle, putting her hand up as she "washes away" the "ugly" before entering the ring. She glares at the camera before stretching on the ropes, waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Here's Maya Parsons who has gotten better in the ring as of late!
Mariah Lopez: She’s young, she’s hungry! Shit I’m hungry! Babe are you hungry?
RR: Absolutely! I would like some pizza, pronto!
Mariah Lopez: Order that shit Des!
DM: Only if you’re paying!
Mariah Lopez: You have a deal!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
As "Spiteful" by CFO$ begins, stroke lights around the entrance start to flash as Tara Cabral walks out, looking out before leaning forward and blowing a kiss into the camera.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 160 pounds... TARA CABRAL!
As she walks to the ring, the determination on her face never leaves before sliding through the middle and bottom rope, climbing the opposite corner, arms outstretched, pumped up for this match to begin. She leaps off and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell to ring.
DM: Girls, we've heard quite a lot about Tara Cabral, and she is finally here in the Women's Wrestling Alliance! What can you two tell me about her?
RR: Mariah and I met her at Vons! We were shopping for things, and we ran into Tara who had Crystal Alvarez with her! She's cool as shit and she has that same fiery attitude and determination that Crystal has!
Mariah Lopez: Totally agreed! I have struck up a friendship with her, and Crystal and I are on better terms which I know is good for you all! As for her as a wrestler, I've heard she's torn it up in the Canadian and Mexican independent scene! I'm looking forward to seeing what she can do, especially as she wants what I have!
RR: Good luck to her on that endeavor! Mariah is UNSTOPPABLE!
Mariah Lopez: Damn right I am babe!
Match 2: Tara Cabral vs. Maya Parsons
The match begins, and Maya attacks Tara from behind, and begins stomping her while at the announce table, the commentary team gets their pizza delivered.
DM: Right from behind, Maya Parsons with a cheap attack on Tara Cabral!
Mariah Lopez: The attack is cheaper than this damn pizza that was delivered! At least it was hot and ready!
RR: Babe, you can't sit there and say you've never done it when there's tape of you doing so!
Mariah Lopez: Hey, the "Rehabilitator of Lost Souls" attacked motherfuckers to their face! Say what you will about how I won back then, but at least I was always face to face!
Maya lifts Tara to her feet, scoops her up, and slams her down with a scoop slam! She then lifts Tara back to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up, and drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Tara back to her feet again, placing her in position, lifting her up, and dropping her with another vertical suplex!
DM: Maya with a vertical suplex, and Tara hasn't gotten out of the blocks yet! Your thoughts?
RR: Its the early goings of the match, I think once Tara figures out what she needs to do, she'll get going!
Mariah Lopez: Look at my wife being analytical and shit! I agree with her, I think Tara is trying to lure Maya in a false sense of security!
Maya locks in a rear chin lock......Tara refuses to give up, and begins fighting out of the hold by delivering elbows to the midsection, but Maya delivers a hard kick to the midsection.....runs into the ropes....runs back at Tara.....running Clothesline!?....No! Tara ducks under it, delivers a kick to the midsection.....Tara Rizer!
DM: TARA RIZER! TARA RIZER! MY GAWHD TARA WITH THE STUNNER!
Mariah Lopez: Damn Desiree, calm down, you're going to have a stroke if you continue like this! But this pizza is fucking delicious though!
RR: Indeed it is! Pizza is not the only thing I'm going to eat tonight....
DM: ...WOW! Too much information!
Instead of going for the pin, Tara delivers a few slaps to the face to wake Maya up. Maya comes to a vertical base as Tara lifts her to her feet, and sends her into the corner with a Irish whip....she runs at her....looking for a Splash!.....Yes! She hits it!....Maya comes out of the corner, and Tara delivers a kick to the midsection.....Tara Rizer!
DM: And Tara with a SECOND TARA RIZER!
RR: I'm pretty positive Crystal Alvarez is sitting by the monitor grinning at this! Crystal wants Tara to kill the bitch!
Mariah Lopez: Of course she does, those two are damn near alike its scary!
Tara once again tries to wake Maya up with slaps in the face..... but this time she gets no response so she asks for a water bottle....she is handed one, and she opens it before pouring it on Maya's face which causes her to finally wake up! Tara throws the bottle out of the ring, and signals for the Cabral Crossface! She quickly turns Naya over, and locks in the hold! Maya refuses to give up at first....but she fails to get out of the hold....she eventually attempts to tap out, but Tara starts rolling around the ring while keeping the hold locked in!
DM: CABRAL CROSSFACE! Tara has it locked in!
Mariah Lopez: That Crossface looks mighty ruthless here! Swear it reminds me of something! Babe can you help me out?
RR: Be specific! You know I can help in a number of ways!
Mariah Lopez: Obviously we're not filming Part Two on live television! I get enough shit for the first one with a glorified prostitute!
RR: It's been about a minute, and Tara is fucking rearing back on this hold, nearly makes the Lethality Lock look like amateur hour!
DM: Maya has to tap out! Tara's rolling around making Maya look like a fool!
Mariah Lopez: Its not as if that was difficult to do in the first place!
RR: Mariah here with the lethal savagery! I love it! As mentioned earlier, Crystal encourages the killer side of Tara to come out and play, and we're seeing just how much of a ruthless side Tara Cabral has! Babe do you think she would be a great contender for YOUR Joshi Championship?
Mariah Lopez: Its possible! I damn sure won't rule her out! Mind you she's not going to beat me, but she sure as hell is more than welcome to try! Anybody can try!
........This lasts for several minutes before Tara finally stops rolling around, and Maya wastes no time tapping out!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNER: Tara Cabral via submission!
"Spiteful" by CFO$ plays and Tara Cabral gets her hand raised as she looks down on Maya Parsons who's writhing in pain following the Cabral Crossface.
DM: Tara with the convincing victory over Maya Parsons!
RR: She had to find her footing a little bit, but once she gained control, it was no contest! For some it takes a few matches to find a comfort zone, but Tara looked like she found it in this match!
Mariah Lopez: This girl spent ten years in the Indy's, she's polished heading into the big time, but she also is aware that this roster is STACKED from top to bottom! There's a lot of depth here, and she'll have to find her spot quickly to survive! Swimming among the sharks is a lot different than being a big fish in a small pond!
Speaking of survival, as Tara celebrated... the lights in the arena went pitch black. A few seconds later, they turned back on and its The Reaper, Bathory, Kiara and Zaira of The Prophecy in the ring stalking Tara.
DM: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING HERE!?
Mariah and Rachel: OH SHIT NO!!!!
Mariah Lopez: I'm heading in there!
RR: Beat their asses babe!
Mariah didn't hesitate in grabbing her baseball bats and slid in the ring. She threw another bat to Tara before charging directly into The Prophecy's face. Tara also helped and it was those two battling away at Alice and Zaira. But Reaper came in and the odds were against Mariah and Tara. That though, wouldn't be for long as sprinting out from the back is Crystal Alvarez.
DM: CRYSTAL'S HERE, but you have to wonder who's side is she on?
RR: I think its obvious in my opinion!
Crystal was in the ring, and didn't hesitate in smacking Alice right in the face with a jab, then hooked her in position... WRATH OF THE ALVAREZ! That freed Tara up to dispose of Zaira, and Mariah disposed of Kiara quickly as well. Pretty soon the lights went off again, then came back on... and The Reaper was nowhere to be seen.
DM: The Reaper is gone, but Mariah Lopez saved Tara's ass!
RR: Right but so did Crystal! Crystal having Tara's back isn't a surprise... but I was surprised as hell seeing her have Mariah's! I'm really hoping this is a sign of good things to come!
Crystal is right by Tara's side, but her and Mariah are sharing a staredown of sorts. All three of them have their guards up as they anticipate another attack from The Prophecy before we go to commercial break.
We come back from the commercial and "All Out Life" by Slipknot plays and emerging from the back is Shannon Saint along with Kelli and Lola Saint. Shannon looks like he hasn't slept in weeks while Kelli looks downright irritated to say the least. Appearing alongside The Sainthood is professional wrestling's Prettiest tag team, The Pretty Committee duo of Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor.
DM: Well, I was hoping we would have at least one broadcast without these cretins here... but here we are!
RR: Their match is up next, but I'm afraid we're going to hear Shannon talk!
DM: Oh God....
Shannon, along with The Sainthood and The Pretty Committee, walk down the aisle and he's carrying a metal tennis racket in his hand. The ever controversial figure is huffing and puffing as he enters the ring and the other four follow suit. Shannon grabs a microphone and doesn't waste any time in speaking his mind, for better or for worse.
Shannon Saint: Boom or Bust III was a TRAVESTY! A GODDAMN TRAVESTY! The Television Championship was stolen from THE GREAT Kelli Saint by that outlaw mudshow garbage wrestler Athena!
Shannon says angrily and Kelli Saint couldn't help but agree with her manager.
Shannon Saint: It gets worse. Those garbage wrestlers known as The Insanity Patients just had to stick their dirty noodles where it didn't belong, therefore they screwed this GREAT PATRIOT out of the Television Championship, and they ROBBED all of the great viewers from hearing the TRUE VOICE OF WWA ON COMMENTARY...
DM: More like they saved us from hearing your annoying ass voice!
Shannon is getting a little more angry.
Shannon Saint: And just WHO is responsible for all of this mess? Why its none other than Danielle Lopez, you know the beloved "Lethal Latina". I called your matches in PCW, I called the very match where you killed a man in the middle of the ring to win the PCW World Heavyweight Championship, I carried that pregnant turd Desiree Miles on commentary for MANY YEARS, yet you replace me with somebody who's best known as being carried in a tag team where Mariah Lopez was THE STAR of the team. I promise you, the kid gloves are coming off, and Dani, the destruction we will inflict on Athena, ON OUR TERMS BY THE WAY, it will be like nothing you have ever seen before. But I'm not the only one here with something to say. Girls, if you want to chime in, have at it.
Bianca took a microphone dressed in her pink wrestling gear, on her backside which the camera got a glimpse said #queenb. On her head was, of course, a silver tiara, next to her was her bestie Veronica Taylor still in the same outfit as before. Bianca soon begins to speak in her normal arrogant tone.
Bianca LeBlanc: Again the rudeness typical #basics. See for weeks people have been wondering why would the Pretty Committee align with the Sainthood? I mean you guys aren’t exactly the same? Bianca and Veronica are leaders of an entire movement. Why would they join forces with Shannon Saint of all people? Well at first Veronica here wasn’t so sure I mean I understand but then I saw something that just made this move make sense, after all, I am a visionary.
Veronica Taylor: True, you really are B.
Bianca smirks before speaking in the same arrogant tone.
Bianca LeBlanc: Thank you Vero boo loves you. But yes I saw so much here after all Shannon was one of the Pretty Committee’s biggest supporters. Not only that, but with every little basic and uggo joining forces on the roster well you know what they say: strength in numbers. And so me and Saint came to an understanding and then Wrestling's Prettiest Tag Team joined the Sainthood.
Bianca shrugged her shoulders.
Veronica Taylor: It was really an easy decision, yet people are just so salty about it. Why so salty? I mean it isn’t our fault we are so pretty and so popular and you are all fat unemployed disgusting basics. I mean women it isn’t our fault your men want us, and men well it isn’t our fault you will never be good enough for us.
Bianca LeBlanc: So true, so sorry about it but not really. But speaking of social rejects The Insanity patients? You made a huge mistake because not only do you have the entire Sainthood on your case, but now you have made yourself known. Had you rejects just stuck to your corner of the company we would have just let you hang with the other freaks. But since you’re morons and cost our dear friend Kelli her title, well now you got the attention you want but be careful what you wish because tonight you are getting a full makeover.
Bianca smirks at her statement as Veronica chimes in.
Veronica Taylor: They so need it the insane asylum will thank us later. That their freaks will no longer hurt their eyes as much.
Bianca, and Veronica let out a catty chuckle.
Bianca LeBlanc: And they won’t be the first because WWA all of you basics, freaks, losers, rejects, cows, and all other uggos you can’t sit with us!
Bianca and Veronica blow condescending kisses toward the camera as they wait for Kelli to begin speaking. As they begin taking selfies with each other showing off their vanity.
Kelli Saint: What the fuck else is there to say, huh? Maybe congratulations to you, Athena? Maybe congratulations to you, Desiree? Maybe even goddamn congratulations to Daniella?! You all three conspired to get what you fucking wanted. No more Kelli Saint as the TV Champion. No more Shannon Saint on commentary. And no more having to spotlight The Sainthood.
In the background, Shannon can be seen saying some explicit things that’s not picked up by the audio feed.
Kelli Saint: Athena, you won the Television championship. Fair and square might I add. But the small caveat to that is everyone and their goddamn momma knows there were forces in play that did not want to see me any longer with the title...didn’t want to see The Sainthood to continue to ascend the ladder of success….didn’t want the Voice of WWA back on the microphone every show.
With fire in her eyes, Kelli stares out into the camera as she growls into the microphone.
Kelli Saint: But guess what? NONE OF THAT IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN WHATSOEVER! Because contrary to popular belief, The Sainthood is here to stay! With or without the TV title, you all fucking know that I am a force to be reckoned with. With or without Shannon giving the best damn color commentary in this sport, his voice will continue to be heard. With or without the support of the front office, The Sainthood will continue to be the hottest thing going in WWA today. Ain’t it great to be a Saint?!
Killjoy shoots middle fingers out after passing the microphone back to the manager of The Sainthood.
Shannon Saint: I almost forgot. Tyler Brownlee, you sorry sack of Minneapolis shit. You were the first one to comment in defense of what this company has done to stifle us GREAT PATRIOTS of their dominance. You were the first one to laugh about Athena contaminating my special shampoo, or when Athena gave Kelli and I food poisoning, as well as supporting the corrupt system that plagues this place like the Coronavirus all over the world. You need to quarantine yourself the fuck on out of this company bitch... actually, don't because once Kelli gets back the Television Champion ON HER TERMS and we sent Athena's outlaw ass to obscurity where she belongs, you're NEXT on OUR LIST! You WILL SUFFER for your crimes, worse than when Leon damn near killed you in Panama City over two years ago. Be afraid Brownie, be VERY AFRAID!
Shannon waves around the tennis racket in a crazed fashion as we await for The Insanity Patients to come out for the match.
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Psychosocial" by Slipknot plays and Ella Lopez, along with Harley Green and Cora Quinn walk out from the back, but they actually look energized here.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 340 pounds! Ella Lopez, Harley Green and Cora Quinn, together they are... THE INSANITY PATIENTS!
The three members of the Insanity Patients walk down the aisle, feeling all jumpy and excited as they survey their surroundings. They all get in the ring, then let out a giant scream as they await for the match to begin.
DM: During the latter part of this Kelli Saint and Athena rivalry, The Insanity Patients have made life a little more hectic for the Sainthood!
RR: That's definitely a good thing! By the way, Taint needs to be fired immediately! His dementia is on the level of Donald Trump's, its fucking scary!
DM: That I agree with you completely!
Match 3: The Insanity Patients (Ella Lopez, Harley Green and Cora Quinn) vs. Bianca LeBlanc (w/Veronica Taylor) and The Sainthood (Kelli and Lola Saint w/Shannon Saint)
The bell sounds, and Bianca LeBlanc starts this off for her squad while Ella Lopez starts it off for the Insanity Patients. Bianca talks her usual trash, but Ella isn't backing down and smacks the hell out of "The Malibu Queen". Before she could have time to respond, Ella came back at her with more offense, throwing the former Tag Team Champion off guard. But Bianca raked the eyes of the Patients' leader before hitting her with a sitout suplex. This allowed her to make the tag to the winner of the twenty-sixth edition of the Scars of Wrestling Cup, Lola Saint! Lola continued the upperhand and hit a headscissors to Ella, getting a pin on her... but Ella kicked out at Two!
Lola got up and started kicking at Ella to keep her down. It worked for a bit but eventually Ella powered back up and hit Lola with a hard right before tagging in Harley Green. Harley came in and delivered a straight knee to the face of Lola. She was stunned, and Harley delivered a clothesline that got a Two count! Harley continued her punishment on Lola, and tagged Cora Quinn in the match. Harley and Cora hit Lola with a double DDT, then Cora went for a cover.... but Kelli Saint out of frustration, broke it up with a boot to the side of Cora's head at the count of Two before going back to her corner. This allowed Lola to recover and tag in Kelli.
With much venom and anger over the last two weeks, Kelli came in and beat the hell out of Cora. Ella Lopez came in to try and stop it, but Bianca Davis came in with the Beautiful Boot to take her out. As the referee was trying to get control of this one, Veronica Taylor knocked Harley Green off of the apron, then with help from Shannon Saint, threw her into the steel steps. Back in the ring, Kelli was firing all shots on Cora. However, Cora got in a few shots, but the brutal focus Kelli had was too much for Cora to handle. "The Killjoy" had Cora stunned, then Kelli picked her up on her shoulders and dropped down...
DM: NO LAUGHING MATTER! Kelli Saint has taken Cora Quinn out!
RR: Corkscrew Death Valley Driver at that! She's done!
DM: Kelli has the leg hooked...
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WINNERS: Bianca LeBlanc and The Sainthood via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays as Kelli Saint along with her cousin Lola, Shannon Saint, Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor celebrate with one another over the bodies of The Insanity Patients.
DM: The first official match up of this alliance was a success!
RR: Much to the chagrin of everybody! We now know that Kelli Saint has a rematch for the Television Championship, but WHEN she will cash in is anybody's guess!
We pan to the back where both Dana and Amber Simmons are backstage, angry over the fact that they are now two time FORMER WWA Tag Team Champions.
Dana Simmons: Boom or Bust III was a sham for us, an absolute joke for the greatest tag team in the history of the Women's Wrestling Alliance.
Amber Simmons: GROSS INJUSTICE!
Dana Simmons: Ambz and I are no longer the champions, the video game nerdz got a FLUKE WIN over us. A goddamn fluke.
Amber Simmons: Its a farce Dana. An absolute crime we are no longer the champions this federation sorely needs. But there is a solace in this.
Dana Simmons: Enlighten us.
Amber Simmons: We have a rematch clause in our contracts. We get to invoke that rematch whenever we desire. Only thing is we haven't decided WHEN to receive said rematch.
Dana Simmons: Very true, but we'll deal with that later. We know those nerdz are in the Champions Showcase match where they will be getting carried by Eavan Maloney and that numpty Mariah Lopez.
Amber Simmons: DISGUSTING PEOPLE!
Dana Simmons: Indeed! Katty and Sammi can enjoy their little run with the "big stars", but that will only last so long until Ambz and I knock your asses back down to the slums of purgatory. In the video game, you two will end up just like Simpsons Skateboarding while The Boston Bombshells will continue to be wrestling's version of Super Mario 64.
Amber Simmons: I compare us to GTA V, but ehhh same difference. We're great, they're horrible.
Dana Simmons: True. We'll be watching though, keep those belts warm for us.
From there, we go to commercial break.
The following theme music plays as The Reaper and Dr. Lester are at an unknown location, seemingly by themselves here but you never truly know if that is certain or not. Lester has his mask on while Reaper lowers her protective mask to reveal black and white face paint before she speaks...
The Reaper: The Prophecy once again has the Trios Titles, and any of you mortal beings would be satisfied with simply being a champion in their chosen profession... but the thing here is I am not a mortal individual and I am NOT satisfied in the least.
Reaper's expression turns into disgust.
The Reaper: We have seen countless upon countless mortals in this industry you call professional wrestling waste their lives and their careers for the sake of chasing a belt but little do they know nor care to realize that at the end of the day it won't mean a thing after they fade away and classify themselves as obsolete.
Dr. Lester: OBSOLETE!
The Reaper: The only thing that matters to The Prophecy is blood. The bloodshed left comes with the inhumane destruction we impose on you mortals, and best believe Mariah Lopez, your actions do have consequences. Your dear brother in-law suffered a fate that the man in white gave to him without anybody knowing... but YOUR PUNISHMENT will be at the hands of "The Prophet of Chaos". Question is, are you prepared to go to where you have never gone before? Are you adequately prepared to suffer for your sins? That's a question you need to ask yourself because for us, we don't care one way or another, but you just happen to be a target of ours.
Dr. Lester: HAIL THE PROPHECY!
We cut off from the compound and head back to ringside for the introductions of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd.
Michelle Silva: Hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 160 lbs., she is the Poison Dragon....
Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling.
Michelle Silva: ... DOKUEKI!
Dokueki is acting in arrogance before she starts shouting insults in Japanese then turning and dropping back to the mat.
DM: Dokueki is fresh off a victory over Kan Tai at Boom or Bust III, and we haven't heard an update regarding the condition of her!
RR: Well the "Poison Dragon" definitely showed what she was made of and judging off Kan Tai not being here, one has to wonder how much damage she did! I don't know how well Amy Thompson is going to fare tonight!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Paralyzer" by Finger Eleven hits and Amy Thompson comes out from the back, all cheerful and excited to be out here tonight.
Michelle Silva: She is from Dover, Delaware, weighing in at 130 pounds... AMY "The Wildcat" THOMPSON!!!
Amy trots down the aisle, all skippy and jumpy before sliding in the ring under the bottom rope. She gets to the top rope and raises an arm in the air before stretching on the ropes.
DM: Rachel if you are Amy Thompson, what is your strategy heading into this one?
RR: Duck and dodge! Seriously, Dokueki is massively destructive and if she gets her hands on you, you might as well wave the white flag!
Match 4: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon vs. Amy Thompson
Immediately as the bell rang, Amy Thompson, knowing how destructive Dokueki has been, went right after her with a brawling style as she has faced bigger opponents before. The strategy though would only last so long as Dokueki started shrugging off the strikes as if they were flies, and showcased what she can do, throwing Amy around like a sack of potatoes. Dokueki was getting herself angrier and angrier, as if she needed it. She picked Amy up by the hair and started striking at her with open hand palm strikes before finishing the sequence off with a vicious headbutt right to the nose. With a simple smirk, Dokueki made the cover... but Amy valiantly kicked out at Two!
That near fall angered Dokueki who got Amy back up and hard Irish whipped her into the turnbuckle, with Amy falling face first afterwards. Amy can barely stand to her feet, but she acts like she wants more. Dokueki was playing with her, but Amy got in one to two shots and Dokueki's tone of nature went right back to ruthlessness, hitting Muay Thai style leg kicks that brought the former Television Champion to her knees. Dokueki ran the ropes... and BLASTED Amy with the Shining Black! Dokueki shouted obscenities in Japanese before rising Amy up once more, placing her in position and dropping down...
DM: DRAGON'S DIVE! Dokueki just DRILLED Amy with the Dragon's Dive!
RR: Good night! I think I heard a bone or two crack from that Avalanche Backdrop Driver!
DM: Dokueki has the cover! This one is over!
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WINNER: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon via pinfall!
Dokueki wasn't satisfied with the win and continued her attack on Amy Thompson, brutalizing her at every turn she could. She picked her up and hit her with the Dragon's Last Dance! But she wasn't done. However, Amy's sister Beth came out and tried to save the day, but Dokueki proved to be too powerful for her as Dokueki picked her up... and DROPPED HER with the Dragon's Dive! Dokueki just took out the former WWA Tag Team Champions.
DM: GOOD GOD! Dokueki is on a RAMPAGE!
RR: She just laid out the former Tag Team Champions in less than five minutes! And she didn't even break a damn sweat doing it!
Dokueki stands tall over both Amy and Beth Thompson before going backstage, while medical personnel checks on Amy and Beth's condition as we go to a commercial break.
We come back from the break, and backstage Joanna is red hot mad, downright pissed off to say the least. She saw who she wanted to see at catering and went right up to Kate Steele's face.
Joanna: What the fuck is the deal of pulling dirty tactics in our match this past Tuesday?
Joanna asked with anger. Kate Steele, raised an eyebrow and looked at Jo as she thought she was joking.
Kate Steele: You need to lower the base in your voice before you get knocked the fuck out. You hear me?
The anger on Jo's face is still evident.
Kate Steele: As for my "Tactics". I've never claimed to be on the up and up, and I've always done what was necessary for ME to win. I don't give a damn about the rules, and I sure as hell don't care whether or not I hurt your little feelings while doing it. So unless you have something interesting to say, I STRONGLY advise you to get out of my face.
Kate goes to walk off, but is stopped by Joanna.
Joanna: How about you and me in a rematch then at the next round of shows. It can be a Live Event or even a Friday Night Frenzy, I don't care which one it is. I want another shot at you, and I suggest you don't cheat to get out of this one.
Before Kate can respond, her manager Mariella Lopez steps in.
Mariella Lopez: With all due respect, take a couple steps back. We'll grant you this request, but be mindful of the fact that if you continue to piss Kate off, you will get the shit beaten out of you. Now if you will EXCUSE US, we have a main event to watch.
Mariella and Kate brush by Joanna, but not without Kate intentionally brushing up against "The Huntress". Joanna looked at Kate with a scowl on her face as we head back to ringside for the introductions of our main event of the evening.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is your MAAAAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING, scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is a CHAMPIONS SHOWCASE MATCH!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The arena grows dark. Red strobing lights flash around the arena as "Blood, Sweat, Dust" by Lacuna Coil plays on the P/A. As the guitars pick up, a single red spotlight shines on a hole in the middle of the stage. A figure is being raised from the pit, and Athena reveals herself. She slowly peels down her face mask, revealing her demonic face paint. She lets out a deafening scream before slowly making her way down, with the Television Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Newcastle upon Tyne, England, weighing in at 134 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion, “The Demi Goddess”... ATHENA!!!
As Athena makes her way to ringside, she scans the arena, then the ring ring itself. She begins to amp herself up, her breathing harder, her upper body moving up and down as she inhales and exhales. She runs in and slides under the ring, letting out a scream, then a laugh. She crawls over to her corner and pulls herself up onto the turnbuckle, and poses for the crowd. Athena then slowly climbs down the ropes and sits criss-cross in the corner, waiting to begin the carnage with the TV Championship still around her waist.
DM: Athena is riding high with momentum, now the Television Champion! But what does she need to do to keep it?
RR: Just win baby! That's pretty much the gist of being Television Champion! You have to regularly defend it every single show, so winning to remain champion is the name of the game!
Michelle Silva: And her partners!
"Bloodspot" by The Volcanos plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors as the crowd in attendance boos very loudly. The Reaper and Doctor Lester, along with Calista and Zella, as well as Alice Manson and Bathory, walk out from the back. Reaper stands front and center, with a stoic expression on her face while the rest of The Prophecy have lead pipes in their hands and Dr. Lester is holding all three Trios Titles.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 370 pounds! They are the WWA Trios Champions, Alice Manson, Calista and Zella... THE PROPHECY!
They walk down the aisle and look intense as ever. The Reaper slowly rolls into the ring underneath the bottom rope while Calista, Zella, Bathory and Alice walk in on opposite sides of the ring while Lester stays on the outside holding the Trios Titles. All members of The Prophecy gaze at the fans then up the ramp before waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Here are another new set of champions, aka The Prophecy!
RR: They have been all over this show! First brawling with Mariella Lopez Enterprises, then trying to jump Tara Cabral and Mariah Lopez only for Crystal Alvarez to make the save!
DM: Seems like they want more gold, or more people to experiment on!
RR: Oh God! I can't imagine thinking of the latter!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
As the opening riff of The Used's "Pretty Handsome Awkward" comes on through the arena speakers, the arena lights dim out ad the video wall comes to life with a countdown followed by flashing words on the screen.
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GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling out words of confidence. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
GAME START!
"KICKIN' IT OUT!!"
As the opening lyrics rip throughout the arena, a shot of DragonBall Z's Goku throws a Kamehameha at the viewers and the entryway lights up with multicolored lights and the video wall switches to a highlight reel that goes back and forth between clips of various video gameplay and anime footage. Everything from Mortal Kombat, Call of Duty, Battlefield, Skyrim, Mario, Golden Axe, Grand Theft Auto, Battletoads gameplay to action clips of DBZ, Elfen Lied, Ninja Scroll, Hellsing etc -- and then footage of Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont in previous matches hitting their big spots from their arsenals.
As this goes on, The Skillz Vendorz come running and jumping out from the curtain. More specifically, Katrina Cage runs out first, followed by Sammi Belmont. Katrina does a silly, playful bow and as she does, Sammi Belmont runs and leapfrogs over her. She lands and spins, full of energy, yelling out words of confidence. Her and Kat come to stand side by side. They nod to each other with big smiles and mimic the DragonBall Fusion Dance pose. Multicolored pyro goes off on the stage and the two start down the ramp.
Your dream vacation
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 250 pounds! They are the WWA Tag Team Champions, Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont... THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each trying to psyche themselves up here. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both as they raise the WWA Tag Team Titles in the air.
Small hostage refuge
A work in progress
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
I beg to differ
Make me an offer
Warm summer rain
You bleed just like you puke while running a mile
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 250 pounds! They are the WWA Tag Team Champions, Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont... THE SKILLZ VENDORZ!!!
Kat Cage and Sammi Belmont come down the aisle, each trying to psyche themselves up here. At the end of the ramp, they come together where Kat climbs up to the apron and gets into the ring. She climbs the turnbuckle as Sammi gets a running start along the side of the ring and athletically jumps up onto the apron to the parallel turnbuckle. Sammi grabs the ropes and hops over, skillfully landing on the middle turnbuckle where her and Kat repeat the Fusion Dance pose. As they do, spotlights shine down on them both as they raise the WWA Tag Team Titles in the air.
Hey, are you okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Do you feel okay?
You look pretty low
Very handsome awkward
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
Both girls then climb down from the turnbuckles and meet in their corner, high fiving, fist bumping, dapping one another before removing their entrance gear and waiting for the match to start.
DM: And here are the new Tag Team Champions, and you have to believe they are willing to raise the division after a successful victory over The Boston Bombshells!
RR: They beat the hoes, but there's a lot of good teams in the division! You have the Monsters, any three of the Trios Champions, The Purge, its a list of names but Kat and Sam are ready for the challenges!
Michelle Silva: And one of their partners!
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as Mariah Lopez walks out from the back with an aluminum baseball bat in her hand and her WWA Joshi Championship around her waist. She looks around the arena before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 125 pounds! She is the WWA Joshi Champion... "The Latina Ninja" MARIAH LOPEZ!!!
She continues to make her way down the aisle before stepping on the steps and entering the ring through the bottom rope. Mariah raises her bat in the air before laying it down in the corner, then she unstraps the title from her waist and hands it to the referee, all before waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Mariah won the Hardcore Championship at Boom or Bust III, but earlier tonight, she retired that title and brought in the Joshi Championship!
RR: Thank you Mariah, I love you so much for this beautiful Hardcore Championship! Oh how I have missed that championship over the last eight months! She wanted to bring Joshi wrestling to the forefront and honestly I think she's going to do a hell of a job with the Joshi title!
Michelle Silva: And their partner!
The ramp and stage fill up with fog as red strobe lights flicker through the fog for about fifteen seconds as the opening of "Warrior" by Disturbed plays. Eavan Maloney walks out in a long leather duster and steampunk goggles on her head, her hand above her eyes to look out at everyone and the WWA World Championship around her waist.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, residing in New Orleans, Louisiana by way of Ocean City, New Jersey, weighing in at 105 pounds! She is the WWA World Champion, EAVAN "KRIGARE" MALONEY!!!
Eavan walks down the ramp, looking extra focused here. She slides in under the bottom rope then hands her duster and goggles to a stagehand before raising her World Title in the air and going to her corner.
DM: Eavan was the only one to have walked out of Boom or Bust III still a champion, but her match against Bella was controversial to say the least!
RR: No doubt about that, but almost immediately after, Danielle Lopez said the two of them are running it back on June 5th at Wildcard VIII: Heatwave with the World Title on the line! And Mariella stated she will be watching this match, so you gotta believe Bella is watching it as well!
Main Event: Eavan Maloney, Mariah Lopez and The Skillz Vendorz (Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont) vs. Athena and The Prophecy (Calista, Zella and Alice Manson) [Champions Showcase]
Champions Showcase has come around again, and starting off is the Joshi Champion Mariah Lopez against the Television Champion Athena. These two former rivals are face-to-face, and Mariah got things going with a slap to the face before delivering open palm strikes to "The Demi Goddess". But the new Television Champion came back with open palm strikes of their own, doing an homage of their Joshi Rules match nearly two years ago. The two were highly aggressive towards each other before taking each other down with big time lariats, showing that perhaps their rivalry still exists somewhere in this sport.
Both ended up tagging in Katrina Cage and Alice Manson respectively. Cage hopped the ropes and clotheslined Manson to the ground. Cage had the upperhand and was using her slight size advantage to get the upperhand over Manson, hitting her with a slingblade, and made the cover... but Manson kicked out at the count of Two! Cage immediately made the tag to her Tag Team Championship partner Sammi Belmont. Kat and Sam hit a double suplex. Kat held Manson in position as Sam ran the ropes, then came back.... Shooting Star Press! Sammi made the cover... but Manson kicked out at the count of Two!
Sammi kept the upperhand for her team but Manson managed to get away with a jawbreaker before tagging in Calista. Calista was hard hitting and doing it fast against the smaller member of the Tag Team Champions, even getting an inside cradle that got a One count! The momentum was shifting towards The Prophecy's favor and Calista and Zella were the ones operating at the wheel as they were isolating Sam from her corner. Every time it looked like Sam was about to get out of this predicament, Calista, Zella and Manson cut her off at the seams with their tactics which their partner didn't really approve of. The Prophecy managed a couple of more near falls out of it. Eventually though, Sam managed to make a comeback out of it, and did just enough to tag in the World Champion herself, Eavan Maloney!
Eavan leaped over the top rope and took it to both Calista and Zella as her speed and intensity was at an all time high. She was taking it to anybody who opposed her, and her partners had her back. The match was getting chaotic, and finally Eavan's team was getting the advantage again as the WWA World Champion hit Zella with an Exploder Suplex for a Two count! Athena came in to her partner's defense, but she was soon taken out with a Lethal Impact from Mariah Lopez. Alice Manson and Calista were soon getting in on this, but Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont came in with suicide planchas to take them out, leaving Eavan all alone against Zella. But Zella got in a couple of shots there, before she succumbed to The NOLA Takeover! Eavan quickly hooked the leg...
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WINNERS: Eavan Maloney, Mariah Lopez and The Skillz Vendorz via pinfall!
"Warrior" by Disturbed plays and Eavan, Mariah and The Skillz Vendorz stand victorious, holding their respective championship belts.
DM: Eavan Maloney, Mariah Lopez, Katrina Cage and Sammi Belmont proved to be a well oiled team and they managed to get the victory!
RR: That was a great match, and its even better the freaks didn't win! I like Athena, but I don't like the other ones!
The foursome celebrates with one another, but Eavan at the corner of her eye sees Bella Robinson, Mariella Lopez and The Monsters of Beauty standing at the top of the ramp, staring at the champ. Eavan shouts a few choice obscenities towards Mariella, and the managerial presence didn't hesitate to shout a couple of them right back to the champ while Mariah is trying to keep Eavan and her younger sister from going at it as the broadcast comes to a close.