Post by Dani on Jun 19, 2020 17:29:03 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 180
Date: 6-19-2020
Venue: Chesapeake Energy Arena (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
Date: 6-19-2020
Venue: Chesapeake Energy Arena (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson
Instead of the Frenzy opening theme music, “Blow Me Away [Remix]" by Breaking Benjamin feat. Valora plays and Mariella Lopez walks out from the back, but the head of MLE isn’t alone as by her side as the new WWA Tag Team Champions, The Monsters of Beauty, are right by her side, looking as menacing as they usually are. Behind them stands Christina Lopez, Seleana Zdunich, Zenna Zdunich and Maja Lindström with the Trios Titles in hand.
DM: Welcome to Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 180! I’m Desiree Miles alongside Rachel Robinson, and we’re joined by Mariella Lopez Enterprises who has a litany of gold!
RR: If you didn’t tune in to Wildcard VIII, you missed one hell of a show! The clients of MLE struck BIG two weeks ago! MLE clients have THREE championship belts! Mariella has ALWAYS been a great manager, I can attest to that myself!
The entire MLE clan walks down the aisle, feeling in good spirits. They each enter the ring, and both Monsters of Beauty and Zdunich Family groups raise the Tag Team and Trios Championships respectively while Mariella grabs a microphone. Once the celebration calms a little bit, the head of MLE begins to speak.
Mariella Lopez: Life as Mariella Lopez Enterprises feels DAMN GOOD!
Mariella says with confidence.
Mariella Lopez: Wildcard part eight couldn’t have gone any better if we tried. Seriously, Christina, Sel and Zen regained the Trios Titles over those damn freaks.
The camera pans to the new Trios Champions who are in a celebratory mood.
Mariella Lopez: And after Big Beauty dispatched four other women, including that piece of shit Zombie Pellegrini, to win the twenty-seventh edition of the Scars of Wrestling Cup, MY Monsters of Beauty are the NEW WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Therefore, I am THE VOICE behind the BIGGEST Tag Team Champions in the history of this company.
Beauty and Mandy raise the WWA Tag Team Titles high in the air.
Mariella Lopez: This is something that idiot Talia Skye couldn’t accomplish if she tried. But the champions out here aren’t the only ones who struck BIG in Mariella Lopez Enterprises. No no no no, because ladies and gentlemen, one particular member of this entity achieved HER DREAMS, HER GOALS, and she did all HER WAY! A lot of people casted doubts on her, saying from the jump that she wasn’t World Championship material, how she would amount to nothing more than a housewife who couldn’t get out of preliminary matches. This woman beat all of the odds, proved all of the critics WRONG. Ladies and gentlemen, it is my complete honor and privilege to introduce to all of you, the NEEEEEEEWWWWWW Women’s Wrestling Alliance WORLD CHAMPION! The Likeable Mage herself… BELLA ROBINSON!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint begins playing, a pink light fills the arena, and out comes "The Likeable Mage" Bella Robinson with a big smile on her face, and the WWA World Championship on her shoulder. She looks around as if she wishes there were fans around to cheer for her, but she still manages to keep the smile on her face, and begins making her way to the ring.
DM: June 5th, 2020 will be a day Bella Robinson remembers for the rest of her life! That day was a defining moment in her career! That is a day she shut the critics up and became WWA World Champion!
RR: Damn right, Des! That title looks good on her! I know Mariah and I have “fantasies” about her, but we’re all genuinely happy that she finally realized her dream of being a World Champion! Seeing her as our World Champion is everything I imagined it would be and more!
Once she gets there, she walks up the steps, getting the ring, and hugs the other members of MLE. She goes to hug Mariella, but she is stopped, and reminded of her injuries so the two of them share a fist bump instead before Mariella continues speaking.
Mariella Lopez: Bella. You and I have been a manager/wrestler combination for quite some time. Usually I do all of the talking, but this is without question the BIGGEST moment of your career, and YOU were the one who did it. It was YOU who put in the extra work in the gym, the extra training in the ring, and the extra time studying the tapes to be the best competitor you could be. You did it and now you are the WWA World Champion. Bella, I want to hear YOUR THOUGHTS on this.
Mariella passes the microphone to Bella.
Bella Robinson: "Mariella. I can't describe how happy I feel about finally being the WWA World Champion. Much like many other wrestlers in the back. And yes, I said WRESTLERS and not Women! Because we can do this just as good as the men can, and if they don't refer to themselves as Men. Then we don't have to refer to ourselves as Women! We are all equal! And we are ALL WRESTLERS!"
Bella pauses as Mariella and the rest of the group applaud her.
Bella Robinson: "Anyway. As I was saying. Much like every other wrestler in the back. Ever since I stepped foot in this company. My main goal has been to become WWA World champion. I have won my fair share of championships in this company, but THIS…
She says as she holds up the championship.
Bella Robinson: ...THIS has been out of my reach......until now! And for all you wrestlers in the back who never get to wrestle for this? I promise to be a fighting champion, and give you an opportunity! Because I have been in the same boat as all of you, and I know how difficult this journey can be! There won't be any non title matches because every time I compete, I will be defending this championship! That is a PROMISE!"
Smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black and gold masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Eavan Maloney walks out, along with Zombie and Hairicin, all in their Shieldmaidens kuttes, Eavan with a mic in hand.
Eavan Maloney: Hey, forgive us for crashing the party, but after what went down at Heatwave, you’re going to hear me out or get knocked out. Mariella, my… wait, what was it you called Zombie? A piece of shit?
Eavan and The Purge step into the ring, Hairicin walks right up to the tag champs and crosses her arms in front of them, while Zombie stands right in front of Mariella, crossing her arms in front of her, while Eavan takes center stage.
Eavan Maloney: Welcome to the future Tag Team champions, The Purge. We can be GIVEN the match, or we can TAKE the match, because effective immediately, *I’M* taking over this dump, and I’ll get to why in a minute. Before I tear down the very fabric of this company, I DO want to congratulate the new Trios champions, the Mew World Order.
Eavan walks right past Christina and hugs her sisters-in-law, as well as Maja, before the four of them do the mWo Too Sweet hand gesture. Eavan steps back and looks over at Big Beauty and smirks.
Eavan Maloney: Big Ugly herself. While my sisters here want the gold owed to them, I get you later tonight. Another piece to rectify here in my company. I’ll see your overgrown ass later.
Eavan then walks over to Bella, all the while completely ignoring Mariella.
Eavan Maloney: As for you, Bella, I wanted to come out here and raise the hand of the Women's Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion.
Bella is all smiles as she stretches out her arm to Eavan before Eavan raises her OWN hand and pie-faces Bella.
Eavan Maloney: I don’t acknowledge the farce that was Heatwave. You are holding a championship you did not earn, and never will. And you come out here saying you’re going to give everyone a chance at it, huh? Well, Kelli Saint called and she wants her gimmick and title back. See? That’s now TWO titles you never earned, keep going dummy. Here’s the rub, as long as you’re holding MY World Championship, I’m going to make your life a living hell. Yours, Mariella’s, Dani’s and...
They are all interrupted as the lights turn out in the arena. A few seconds later, “Du Hast” by Rammstein plays and Morgan Simmons walks out from the back, dressed in her signature black leather jacket over a Toxic t-shirt, black jeans and black combat boots. She looks around the arena before making her way down the aisle. She steps on the steps and enters through the ropes. She looks at all parties, Eavan with Zombie and Hairicin, and Bella who has Mariella, Big Beauty and Mandy “The Monster” at her side. She is handed a microphone and speaks directly towards Bella’s direction.
Morgan Simmons: Hi Bella, so good to see you. Not so good to see Mariella though.
Morgan says conceitedly.
Morgan Simmons: I must say congratulations are in order, my friend. You FINALLY get to the top of the mountain after many years of scratching and clawing your way through the ranks. You broke out of Ryan's shadow, God rest his soul, and became your own entity. You were the last of those rag tag Team Lethality members to finally make due on justifying why the boss lady chose you to be in her group and finish the development into a world-class superstar.
Morgan says while her eyes are focused on the WWA World Championship.
Morgan Simmons: It's really something to applaud. I couldn't be more thrilled for you, and I know you have the intention of defending the WWA World Championship on an every show basis to prove that you are worthy enough to hold the belt women like myself, Talia Skye, Terra, Crystal Alvarez and so on have made prestigious, I'm out here to be one of those challengers.
"The Brutal Knight" says while looking at Eavan, expecting a reaction. Instead, Eavan yawns.
Morgan Simmons: I have done every single thing one can think of doing in the Women's Wrestling Alliance... except one. See five years ago, I won the WWA World Title from the person who now does play-by-play commentary over there with the girl whose career I ended. Lovely duo they are.
Both Desiree and Rachel are giving death stares to Morgan from the commentary table.
Morgan Simmons: While all of my accomplishments here are way better than most of the people who have come in and out of this company, the one thing I never got to do was have a long and fruitful reign as WWA World Champion. My reign from five years ago ended, but not by me losing. I never lost, I had to vacate the championship when I became pregnant with my little princess Samantha who will be four years old tomorrow. Ever since then, many people have risen to that mantle as the champion of this very company and have gone on to further themselves and their portfolios.
Uncultured swine like Mariah Lopez disgraced this championship, Crystal Alvarez tore through every single competitor standing in her path, that idiot Reyna Carter held that title twice, but I never got back to this championship... until right now. Bella you say you will give those who have never had a shot an opportunity. I haven't had an opportunity for the championship since I had to vacate it nearly five years ago, I haven't had opportunity after opportunity for the WWA World Championship like the rest of these cretins. I have been stuck competing for mid-card and team based championships, making them more prestigious than ever before, but I'm here to cash in on having the opportunity to face you, my good friend, for the ten pounds of gold that's sitting on your shoulder.
Mariella stares at Morgan and after a talk with Bella, she begins to speak. Meanwhile, behind all of this, Eavan has her hand up like she's a student in class.
Mariella Lopez: Listen here you pale ass bitch. I don’t like you and you sure as hell don’t like me. I remember like it was yesterday, I cracked a chair over your skull and Fatality Inc struck out on their own away from Toxic. Bella and I lived through your worst in the Premium promotions of our past. We’re battle tested, we know you’re a sadistic devious piece of shit. Bella might like you, but again, I don’t. I don’t trust you for shit. That said, Bella will be a fighting champion. Anybody who wants a shot at the WWA World Championship, step your ass on up and she’ll give you a shot of a lifetime.
Morgan has a smug expression on her face as she listens to the words Mariella has said in her direction.
Morgan Simmons: Apart from your profane opinions about me, I'm glad to hear that Bella is willing to fight because while she will give whichever mediocre talent a title shot on these episodes of Frenzy, your Brutal Knight will cash in on her opportunity at an event with much more significance. An event as well as a particular month that works extremely well in my favor. What would that be, you ask? Many people are aware that the month of August is where I shine the most. Your family knows very well what I do in the month of August, cripple over there at the announce table can tell you about the tales of my brutality. Hi Rachel, you crippled freak. Come in here and lay your hands on me like you've been threatening to do, and I'll make sure you go right back in that wheelchair where you belong.
Morgan says while staring directly at the table where Rachel is pissed. Eavan, still with her arm up, starts to bounce in place.
Morgan Simmons: Members of your family Bella know exactly what I am capable of in the month of August. Hell I'll go one further, the owner of this company knows what I can do in regards to World Championship matches in the month of August. And last year at Beach Bash IV was my most brutal and destructive display of art yet when I ended a woman's career. Quite proud of myself. The point is I am calling it right now. At Beach Bash V, in one corner is the champion, Bella Robinson... and in the other, your Brutal Knight, the nineteen year veteran of the squared circle and pound-for-pound, the best wrestler in this company today, Morgan Simmons, for the WWA World Title. Who says no?
Eavan has had enough and stands nose to chin with Morgan Simmons, showing no fear but a whole lot of venom.
Eavan Maloney: As if your public masturbation wasn't worth the objection alone. Jesus fuck, I thought we'd never have to see live sex on this show again after Mariah and… um… what's her face. Anyways, sorry to burst your bubble but I get my rematch before you start sniffing around thinking you're somebody.
Morgan Simmons: Look everybody, it's Eavan Maloney. The FORMER WWA World Champion! Hi there, Eavan!
Morgan says with a condescending tone in her voice.
Morgan Simmons: In all seriousness, I get it. You were the previous champion and you technically have a rematch clause in your contract... but you still should go to the back of the line. For as much as you and I hold disdain for that uncultured swine Reyna Carter and her Dollar General Crystal Hilton like attitude, the English muffin Canadian Bacon sandwich girl had a point. The only reason why you won the WWA World Championship was because I allowed that to happen. If it weren't for Terra and I having reached our breaking points and deciding to do away with that piece of crap, she would have beaten you. I mean she was handing you your carcass from pillar to post, she was well on her way to retaining the World Title, keeping it within "The Horsewomen"... then BAM, that's when Terra and I struck, and we gave YOU the title.
Eavan looks like she's about to boil over.
Morgan Simmons: It looks as if I have struck a nerve. But as much as I love making people feel a little uneasy, I must give you credit where credit is due. You did prove to be a worthy World Champion. You made Crystal tap out which nobody else has, you formed your own posse, two intimidating forces standing by your side, certainly better than the two lumbering fools Mariella has recruited. By the way, I have beaten Mandy “The Monster” more times than I can count so she doesn't intimidate me in the least, and there’s no question I would do the same thing to that other ugly whale holding the Tag Team Titles. Both of you can stop looking at me like I'm a double bacon cheeseburger.
Morgan says while trying to anger Mandy and Beauty.
Morgan Simmons: But fact is fact, should you accept Bella, and really I see no reason why you would deny me a World Championship match at the biggest pay-per-view of the summer, but should you accept, know that I will dismantle you and do anything I have to do in order to once again become the WWA World Champion. Friends or not, I will do ANYTHING I have to do to win. I hope you're aware of that and won't take it personally when it happens, unlike some people I know.
Bella takes a moment to think this over before speaking.
Bella Robinson: What can I say, Morgan? You make a very good point. Who am I to deny you a World title shot? I made a promise, and I intend to keep it. I'm sure some people might be disappointed in me for this, and I sincerely apologize for that, but I really have no choice. I accept your challenge!
Eavan gets between Morgan and Bella, with a devilish smirk on her face, tapping her temple.
Eavan Maloney: Sorry, Morgan, I have to correct you on something. You and Terra didn’t give me the championship. The two of you went after Reyna because you both knew you couldn’t beat me. In fact, we can go back to May 11th 2018, Frenzy 140, when I defended my Television Title in the main event against YOU, Morgan. Do you remember who won? I’ll remind you, it was me. And then at Frenzy 170, November 22nd, 2019, the Frenzy before I beat Reyna for the World Title, I kicked Terra’s ass. Now I could also point out that Reyna has NEVER beat me, nor have you, Bella. So, I will leave the has-been and the never-was have your little match, but I guaran-fucking-tee you’ll be seeing me again REAL soon.
Eavan drops the microphone and slaps the arms of The Purge to let them know they are leaving.
Michelle Silva: The following TRIOS contest is scheduled for one fall, and the winners will face The Zdunich Family for the Trios Championship at BEACH BASH FIVE!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing team number one!
"Dead Silent" by Def Rebel plays and Ella Lopez, along with Harley Green and Cora Quinn walk out from the back, but they actually look energized here.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 340 pounds! Ella Lopez, Harley Green and Cora Quinn, together they are... THE INSANITY PATIENTS!
The three members of the Insanity Patients walk down the aisle, feeling all jumpy and excited as they survey their surroundings. They all get in the ring, then let out a giant scream as they await for the match to begin.
DM: Two weeks ago with Melissa Evans as their partner, The Insanity Patients got the biggest win of their career by beating The Pretty Saints! But can they repeat that tonight?
RR: They could and they have the momentum! If they win tonight, they get a shot at the Trios Titles, something they definitely want!
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce plays as Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce walk out from the back complete with their crowns and a whole lot of arrogance with the three of them. The three of them mockingly "wave" to the camera before walking down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 365 pounds! Bianca LeBlanc. Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce, together they are... THE PRETTY COMMITTEE!
The three of them walk before each entering through the middle rope, blowing arrogant kisses to the camera. Bianca and Christina fix up their appearances checking with a handheld mirror with both of them getting into it. Christina pulls out her iPhone and takes selfies with Bianca and Vero, blowing kisses directly into the phone while they wait for the match to begin.
DM: We mentioned The Patients wanting a shot at the titles, but The PC definitely want one too!
RR: Bianca and Vero are former Tag Team Champions in this company, but are now armed with Christina Fierce, and they want the Trios gold and prove to be the ultimate Trio in WWA! They're arrogant as fuck to boot!
Match 1: The Pretty Committee (Christina Fierce, Bianca LeBlanc and Veronica Taylor) vs. The Insanity Patients (Ella Lopez, Harley Green and Cora Quinn) [Winners get Trios Championship match at Beach Bash V]
The contest starts and it is Cora Quinn starting it off against Veronica Taylor. Taylor got the advantage early but Quinn turned it into her team's favor just as quickly with a quick based offense that threw Vero through a loop. Harley Green was tagged into the match, and the two Insanity Patient members were keeping Vero at bay. Harley made a cover after a double suplex... but Vero kicked out at the count of Two! Harley wasn't going to stop as she elected to employ a more technical style of wrestling... but eventually, Vero played dirty tactics to cause separation and tag in Bianca LeBlanc.
From there, Bianca and Vero doubled Harley up with a hair pull body slam, then a cover... but all for a Two count! Bianca taunted the hell out of the Insanity Patients, which only angered Ella Lopez and that drew Lauren Adams' attention long enough for a switch between Bianca and Christina Fierce behind her back. The referee didn't see a tag but B and Christina with their catty behavior, barked out that there was a tag. Christina then tagged Bianca back in the contest, and B was applying the pressure. This lasted for a while until Harley hit a jawbreaker, followed up by a clothesline to take her down.
Eventually both women made the tag to Christina Fierce and Ella Lopez respectively. Ella had the upperhand at first and got a nearfall. The two kept battling but things broke down between both sides as Cora Quinn broke up a cover by Christina that caused all hell to break loose as members of both teams came in and started fighting each other, with the PC eventually gaining the upperhand. While the referee was distracted, Veronica Taylor grabbed a bottle of perfume and sprayed it into the eyes of Ella Lopez, blinding her in the process. This led to Christina hitting the Rolling Cutter called It Pays To Be Fierce! She hooked the leg for the fall as Lauren Adams got herself back into the action...
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WINNERS: The Pretty Committee via pinfall!
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce plays as The PC is victorious. Christina Fierce snatches the microphone from Michelle Silva and begins to speak alongside Bianca and Vero.
Christina Fierce: That... THAT is how an X-Factor does things. If I were in the match two weeks ago, Mya Denton and Ella Lopez would be with the Pretty Saints.
Christina says not even breaking a sweat.
Christina Fierce: But that's the past. We now have a Trios Championship match, and trust me Lopez-Zdunich's, we're going to make your lives a living hell, by ANY MEANS NECESSARY! Choke on that bitches.
"Savage (Remix)" plays again as Christina, Bianca and Vero all head to the back as we take a commercial break.
We come back from the break and "Impossible" by Lacey Sturm plays and Crystal Alvarez comes out from the back, decked in her Horsewomen hoodie over black jeans and black and white converses. The KO Queen walks down the aisle with a purpose, a cold expression on her face as it has been as of late. She is handed a microphone from one of the stagehands and stands in the center of the ring where she speaks as her music dies down.
Crystal Alvarez: I have to be honest. Wildcard didn't exactly go as planned for the KO Queen. While I did not take an L per say, I also didn't come away with the dub and that's very upsetting for me.
Crystal says while feeling frustrated.
Crystal Alvarez: It's been a long time since I have had a victory at a big event. Damn near two years if we're going to be honest, and this latest non win is more frustrating because I was damn close to getting the win. I hit Wrath of THE Alvarez, but I used every amount of energy I had and I couldn't follow up.
Crystal continues to express disappointment.
Crystal Alvarez: Trust me when I say this, I will get another match out of you Jung. You and I are far from done, and should you accept, I want part three at Beach Bash V. August 7th to be precise, I will beat you into the ground and finally gain that coveted victory over you. You're not better than me and you NEVER will be either so long as I am able to draw breath. But I'll get to you later.
Crystal looks into the camera, now seething with anger.
Crystal Alvarez: I couldn't help but pay attention to the festivities at the top of the show. Bella Robinson is handing out World Title matches to anybody and everybody that pipes in and wants a shot. The curtain jerkers want opportunities at championship gold they know they will never get to, and like Oprah Winfrey, Bella is going to give it to them. Its admirable to be a fighting champion, and Bella, I love you to death but outside of Eavan Maloney, there's not a damn person on this roster who DESERVES a WWA World Title match more than I do. Most of the people you plan on giving World Title matches to will never be main event caliber talents like myself. Once they're done with their fifteen minutes of fame, they'll go right back to being the curtain jerkers they are. It's just facts ladies.
Crystal says intently.
Crystal Alvarez: After all, I do own back-to-back recent victories over the current and previous World Champion of this company. Despite not beating Jung Moon, I have only lost one match this year, that being a fair contest against Eavan Maloney at Eve of Destruction. Eavie deserves her crack at the title as she is the former World Champion, but Morgan Simmons? Are you kidding me? I know, I know, we're in The Horsewomen together and we preach about unity within the sisterhood, but where the hell has she been the last couple of months? Wait, she was hiding in embarrassment after Mariah whipped that ass all over The Lethal Compound.
While she was hiding herself in shame for the performance she put on in the name of The Horsewomen, the rest of us were here doing what we do best, and that's put this company on our backs and put on the best damn matches of the night. Talia, Terra and myself were flying The Horsewomen flag high in the air while Morgan was hiding scared, scared to face the public after she was handed her ass after talking all of that shit, and now without doing a damn thing to earn it, she can get a shot at the WWA World Title at Beach Bash? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? I defeat both Bella and Eavan straight up and fair in this ring, yet I'm not getting a shot at the title I never lost to begin with. Horsewoman or not, that's bullshit and everybody knows it. In all honesty, and I've been on record to say this, I don't like Morgan Simmons, don't really care much for her, and I think Reyna Carter may have had a point about her, and that makes me violently ill to agree with that particular piece of shit. But I will not be denied for long, nah for I will get my World Title back around my waist, and I'll do it MY WAY! All of you have been put on notice. By the way Morgan, if you want to have a little discussion about this in the back, I’m not hard to find.
"Impossible" hits again as Crystal drops the mic and rolls out of the ring and walks to the back.
DM: We saw a fired up Crystal Alvarez, and with her words about Morgan Simmons, I have to wonder whether that's going to cause friction in The Horsewomen down the line or not!
RR: We both know Crystal goes about things her own way, but is also respectful as well! I may not like Talia Skye, but I know Crystal is cool with her and doesn't intentionally sabotage friendships, unlike Morgan that is!
DM: Well up next is the Television Championship match! Let's get to it!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Roar" by Katy Perry starts to play as Joanna is on top of the big screen with a vine in her hand. She lets out a loud roar before she proceeds to swing down from the vine to the stage below.
Michelle Silva: She is from Deep in the Jungle, weighing in at 147 pounds, "The Huntress"... JOANNA!!!
Joanna sprints down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. She goes to the top rope and bangs her chest like Tarzan.
DM: Joanna makes her way down the aisle with the focus on becoming Television Champion once again!
RR: Two times she has won the title, if she wins tonight, she gets the record for most reigns as champion... but that's an easier said than done task as she faced the Tainthood's prized donkey, Kelli!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field". Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by Lola and Shannon Saint, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 157 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion... "The Killjoy" KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Kelli, Lola and Shannon Saint rise up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer. They stand in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Kelli walks to the ring with Shannon behind her displaying the WWA Television Championship and Lola talking mad smack to the crowd. They get into the ring where Shannon raises the title in the air as Kelli has an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight while Lola has her hands together with a smirk on her face.
DM: Two weeks ago, Kelli Saint ended the chapter against Athena and regained the Television Championship! What's the next chapter for the champion though?
RR: Wishful thinking is she admits Shannon to fat camp, but that's a pipe dream at this point! I think her goals are basically just mow down the division until somebody can beat her, much like last time!
Match 2: Kelli Saint (w/Shannon and Lola Saint) © vs. Joanna [WWA Television Championship]
The match begins! And the two competitors lock up!........Kelli gets the upper hand, and locks in a waist lock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side head lock!............but Kelli refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!..........but Joanna refuses to give up! Reverses it into a waist lock! And throws Kelli over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Kelli to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex before lifting Kelli back to her feet, scooping her up! And slamming her down with a body slam!.........Kelli eventually gets to her feet as Joanna runs into the ropes!.........handspring off the ropes!.......Amazon Assault!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Joanna lifts Kelli to her feet, but receives a slap in the face! Joanna gets angry, and goes for a hard forearm, but Kelli ducks! Kicks to the midsection! She places Joanna in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before turning her over, and locking in a grounded head lock!...........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!........but Joanna still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!.......she eventually gets there! But Kelli quickly switches to a side headlock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!...........but Joanna still refuses to give up! So Kelli throws her back down! And switches back to a grounded head lock!........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Joanna still refuses to give up! So Kelli switches to a rear chin lock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.......but Joanna still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!.........she eventually gets there! And attempts to fight out of the hold by delivering elbows to the midsection!......but Kelli delivers a hard kick to the midsection! Places Joanna in position!........swinging neckbreaker!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Joanna kicks out!
Kelli turns Joanna over, and locks in a grounded wrist lock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Joanna still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!...........she eventually gets there! And reverses it into a waist lock!.........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Joanna puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a side head lock!.........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Joanna still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a wrist lock!..........but Kelli refuses to give up! So Joanna wrenches the arm!..........but Kelli still refuses to give up! And reverses it into a waist lock!..........but Joanna refuses to give up! So Kelli puts more pressure on the hold!........but Joanna still refuses to give up! So Kelli goes for a German suplex!.......No! Joanna blocks it! But Kelli forces Joanna into the ropes, and rolls her up for the pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Kelli puts her feet on the ropes!
THRE- NO!!! The referee notices Kelli is using the ropes!
DM: Kelli got caught! She got caught with her hand in the cookie jar!
RR: That analogy doesn't work because Shannon would have eaten all the damn cookies like the fat bitch he is! But these referee's are smart! Kelli tried using the ropes for extra leverage, but Lauren Adams caught her ass!
Kelli lifts Joanna to her feet, delivers a hard kick to the midsection! And places her in position!...........Tornado DDT!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Kelli puts her feet on the ropes again!
THRE- NO!!! The referee notices Kelli using the ropes again!
DM: Kelli tried it again... and she got caught again!
RR: She really thinks she's going to get one over on these refs? Pssh! Kelli better be careful because Lauren is NOT playing around!
Kelli takes some time to argue with the referee before eventually turning her attention back to Joanna...........only for Joanna to knock her down with a hard forearm to the face!
DM: Kelli was more focused on arguing with the referee, and it cost her!
RR: Those damn Taint's think shit like this is productive! Its not, and it never has been! Focus on the task again instead of trying to start unnecessary shit!
Joanna lifts Kelli to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex! She then lifts Kelli back to her feet, and knocks her back down with a hard forearm to the face before lifting Kelli back to her feet, and knocking her back down with another hard forearm to the face! She then lifts Kelli to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Kelli back to her feet, and knocking her down with a hard chop to the chest! She then lifts Kelli back to her feet again, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex!.........Kelli eventually gets to her feet, and Joanna goes for it!........Yes! Raging Slash!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Kelli kicks out!
Joanna lifts Kelli to her feet, and scoops her up!........No! Kelli rakes her in the eyes! But the referee actually didn't see this because Shannon Saint was distracting her! and Kelli rolls Joanna up for a pin attempt!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
Kelli pulls Joanna's tights!
THREE!!!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNER, AND STILL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “The Killjoy” Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and Kelli Saint is handed the Television Championship. The Sainthood of her, Shannon and Lola celebrate over the prone body of Joanna with sheer arrogance.
DM: The first title defense of her second reign proved to be a success! Joanna was game but it just didn't work out the way she wanted it to!
RR: Well to be fair, Joanna had her tights pulled! I'm all for bending the rules, but it seems as of late that Joanna has gotten the shaft in her matches due to dirty tactics! Her first encounter with Kate Steele involved underhanded tactics!
DM: That's true too!
Just as the Sainthood all leave to the back, Joanna was starting to stir, not looking too pleased that underhanded tactics cost her yet another match. But just as she fully got to her feet, she was attacked from behind with a steel chair to the back by none other than Kate Steele.
DM: GOOD GOD! Kate Steele with the attack! What is the meaning of this?
RR: Much like we saw two weeks ago, Kate wants to HURT Joanna! Why? I have no fuckin' idea!
Kate continues to smack Joanna over and over again with the steel chair, with each shot being more brutal than the last. The chair is somewhat bent but that doesn't matter to "The Siren" as she sets it up. She looks at Mariella who has her thumbs up... before putting her thumbs down, signaling for Kate to end it. Kate nods before getting Joanna on her shoulders before DROPPING her on the chair.
DM: GO HOME DRIVER! RIGHT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! MY GOD!
RR: That just looked nasty! Joanna went spine first onto that chair!
Kate looked down on Joanna with pure disdain on her face. Mariella went into the ring and raised Kate's hand before they walk to the back and medical personnel tends to an injured Joanna, all before we take another commercial break.
We come back from commercial and not even a second later, "Elevate" by Papa Roach plays and out from the back arrives Talia Skye and Crystal Alvarez, carrying the Cardinal City Pro Tag Team Titles on their shoulders while Terra stands behind them in her usual stoic menacing tone. The three of them walk down the aisle, with Skye and Alvarez proudly displaying their titles in sheer arrogance. They get into the ring and Talia has a microphone in her hand.
Talia Skye: Another week goes by and another week where we are still the measuring stick around here.
Talia says while Alvarez claps in the background.
Talia Skye: Two weeks ago, we took care of Reyna Carter and that Raven Crowe girl. Neither one of them are able to stand and fight back, much like Rachel Robinson.
Crystal Alvarez: Talia...
Talia Skye: My bad, Crystal. I know she's your friend and all but I couldn't help myself. Fact is we continue to clean up the trash around here. I mean I didn't break a sweat, and Terra sure as hell didn't either.
Terra just stands there as stoic as ever.
Talia Skye: With Reyna now on the shelf, we are going to move on to new objectives. For one, Crystal and I hold these Cardinal City Pro Tag Team Titles. Raise them up.
Talia and Crystal raise up the titles with pride.
Talia Skye: And we are aware that the Monsters of Ugly, or whatever they're calling themselves this week, they are the WWA Tag Team "Champions". I use champions very loosely because when I look at those two, I see fat slobs rather than champions. Those girls from The Purge want a match against the Tag Team Champions of the World. Girls, you should concentrate those efforts on a more formidable team. If you really want a worthwhile challenge, the REAL Tag Team Champions are right here.
Talia passes the mic off to Crystal.
Crystal Alvarez: So true Talia. Big Ugly and Mandy the Lochness Monster are no Horsewomen, they're not even the Queens of Pop in my personal opinion. Mariella Lopez hypes them up as if they are The Lethal Barbarians when they're nowhere close to that level. They're champions in name only. They didn't win them in a straight up two on two contest, nah they beat up on two very talented girls after a hard fought victory over Morgan's slutty ass sisters. That's some weak ass shit in my view.
Talia Skye: I can't exactly comment on that...
Crystal Alvarez: Fair enough. But to piggyback off of Talia's point, if Wendy and Hairicin want a Tag Team Title match, just look for the team that is legit. The Monsters of Lazy are not it. The Horsewomen is IT. We're REAL Tag Team Champions, the Uglies are NOT. The Horsewomen is and ALWAYS WILL BE the STANDARD of this company. Whether its Reyna Carter or Jung Moon, everybody knows their place when it comes to us...
Crystal is interrupted as "Puppets on a String (Sword Intro)" by Dale Oliver plays on the sound system. Its a theme song that hasn't been heard in WWA for at least two years, if not longer. Emerging from the back is Kelly Hampton who has a microphone in her hand. However, she stands at the top of the ramp.
Kelly Hampton: Surprised to see me, aren't you?
Kelly says with a beaming smile on her face.
Kelly Hampton: You probably should be but shouldn't at the same time. For those who don't know their history, I share a long and detailed story with Reyna Carter. Her and I have been friends since we were kids growing up in Toronto. When she broke into the business, she brought me along for the ride. Her and I along with a very talented wrestler named Angelina Williams, somebody Talia Skye abandoned by the way, formed a group of mean girls in Premium Championship Wrestling. Mi Pi Sexy was so popular, the basis of our group is being jacked and done horribly by The Pretty Committee. Just an FYI, if you're going to steal our schtick, at least look the part, mkay.
Kelly states while looking into the camera.
Kelly Hampton: What Talia and Terra did two weeks ago to Reyna at Wildcard was despicable to say the least. It was unnecessary, but we've grown accustomed to that from The Horsewomen. Your tactics, much like you yourselves, is bullshit.
Talia goes to respond, but is stopped by Crystal Alvarez.
Crystal Alvarez: I got this Talia. Alright Kelly Hampton. You want to throw some wild shit at The Horsewomen's tactics. Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, and bitch, that applies to you. You sure as hell are not squeaky clean. Dare I say you're worse than Mariella Lopez and that's saying something. But one thing that's clear at the moment is there's three of us and one of you. If you want to continue talking the trash that's spewing out of that mouth of yours, we can easily take care of this little problem right now.
Crystal says as The Horsewomen look ready to strike. To her credit, Kelly strolls on down the aisle but stops just before the ring.
Kelly Hampton: As tempting as it is to do three against one... but then again, who says I came here alone?
As Kelly uttered the words, Angelina Williams and Lexi Reiyne attacked them and the fight was on. But Terra was proving to be the difference maker for The Horsewomen as they regrouped and were taking it to Talia's two former associates. The disadvantage didn't last long as Reyna Carter came sprinting out from the back with the Ugly Stick in hand, and whacked Terra in the knees with it, taking her down. This left Crystal and Talia and they were eventually dumped out of the ring to the outside.
DM: Kelly Hampton didn't come alone, bringing some former associates of hers along for the ride!
RR: I know of Kelly's connection to Rey and Angelina, but Lexi not so much! But is this like a reformation of that group Mariah and I had to deal with years ago?
DM: That's a damn good question! Really is!
Reyna and Angelina share a hug with Lexi and Kelly Hampton as they stand tall together while Talia, Crystal and Terra stand at the top of the ramp, looking at their foes with hatred in their eyes before we transition backstage and the Sainthood is in their locker room, with Shannon Saint front and center with his crew behind him.
Shannon Saint: We have the brand new Television Champion, once again Kelli Saint dominated from pillar to post, beating the living hell out of that Jungle Girl retard named Joanna. With Athena out of our lives for good, we have to find ourselves NEW and exciting competitors for The Killjoy to defeat.
Christina Fierce now barges in.
Christina Fierce: Don't forget The Pretty Committee are number one contenders for the WWA Trios Championship, I proved that I am THE X-Factor of everything that is the Pretty Saints. Sure we lost Mya Denton's services... until next time, but we are moving onto bigger and better things. Zdunich-Lopez-Hilton dynasty, whatever you want to be known as. Congratulations on beating the Freakazoids from Hell, quite an accomplishment.
Christina says sarcastically.
Christina Fierce: Its not as if there isn't any sort of history between our two groups anyways. Lord knows I have a storied past against your dumbass manager, and Vero here has targeted members of your family in other promotions, to success might I add. I think we're already in your head and we haven't begun to scratch the surface as of this time.
In the background, Bianca and Vero are spraying perfume as they feel it stinks.
Christina Fierce: Pardon the perfume. Much like the Lopez presence, it stinks around here. But don't worry, WE plan on changing that. WE plan on cleaning up the Trios division, WE plan on cleaning up this company from the sandwich woman all the way to the top. We won't stop until this company is in OUR IMAGE! We have SO MUCH work to do. Let's go.
The Pretty Saints group leaves as we go back to ringside where Michelle Silva is about to announce the competitors of our next contest.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
Smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black and gold masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Zombie, Hairicin, (and Eavan), along with their managers Lexa and Banshee, walk out to the ring.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Zombie Pellegrini, Hairicin Knox, Lexa Pellegrini and Banshee, from New Orleans, Louisiana by way of Ocean City, New Jersey, weighing in at 105 pounds, she is the leader of The Purge... EAVAN "KRIGARE" MALONEY!
When they get ringside, they take off their Shieldmaiden kuttes and hand them off, Hairicin pulls on the ropes as Zombie rolls her wrists waiting for their opponents.
RR: I might be imagining things, and no its not Bella and her titties by the way, but something looks off about Eavan!
DM: She's no longer World Champion! We've grown accustomed to seeing her with the World Title around her waist every show, and Eavan is none too pleased about it as she's made it very clear at the top of the show!
RR: Bella gave Morgan a title match for Beach Bash V, but as we all know, the buck stops and ends with Danielle Lopez! So whether Morgan actually gets a shot remains to be seen!
DM: That is true! For all we know, it could even be Bella versus Eavan part three at Beach Bash! Dani has yet to comment on this situation, and we know her well enough to know that the boss lady is very direct and precise in the decisions she makes!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Making Monsters" by Five Finger Death Punch plays and Mariella Lopez is the first to come out with a smirk on her face. She stands in the center of the stage, and shortly after, Mandy "The Monster" appears on the left side of her while to her right stands Big Beauty, both of them holding the WWA Tag Team Championship belts.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by "The Fatal Barbarian" Mariella Lopez and Mandy "The Monster", from Greenwich, Connecticut, weighing in at 245 pounds! She is one half of the WWA Tag Team Champions, "The Amazonian"... BIG BEAUTY!
The three of them walk down the aisle, Mandy and Beauty have the stoic expressions on their faces. Mariella hops on the apron and steps in-between the ropes. Mandy and Beauty follow suit, stepping over the ropes. The three of them are now in the center of the ring, and Beauty and Mandy raise their titles in the air while Mariella continues to have the smirk on her face. The three of them talk strategy to one another as they wait for the match to begin.
DM: Mandy and Beauty are definitely the largest tag team champions in history, but can they be the greatest?
RR: Really, Des? Really? Of course not! They might be the biggest tag team Mariella has ever managed to a championship, but they damn sure aren't the greatest! That distinction with ALWAYS belong to The Lethal Barbarians, the GREATEST tag team there ever is, PERIOD! Do I need to go on?
DM: I think we get the point!
Match 3: Eavan Maloney (w/The Purge) vs. Big Beauty (w/Mariella Lopez and Mandy "The Monster")
The match begins, and Beauty knocks Eavan down with a hard forearm to the face! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before delivering a few punches to the face! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, lifting her up in Military press position! And dropping her to the mat! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, lifts her up in position, and slams her down with a sidewalk slam!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Eavan kicks out!
DM: Beauty's strength and power is quite evident here, but did she really think she was going to win the match this early? It is Eavan Maloney she's in the ring with here!
RR: I agree with that! Eavan isn't going to lie down for anybody, no matter how much of a size disadvantage she is at!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, and knocks her back down with a hard chop to the chest! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, and throws her back down with a powerful hip toss before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Eavan back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a Fisherman suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out.
DM: Another kickout for Eavan Maloney!
RR: Its still going to take more than that for Beauty to put Eavan away! Dare I say she's going to have to kill her to put her down! I'm not suggesting murder by the way!
Beauty delivers a few punches to the face! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, and knocks her back down with a hard forearm to the face before lifting Eavan back to her feet, and sending her into the corner with a Irish whip!..........Beauty runs at Eavan!........corner clothesline! She drags Eavan out of the corner, lifts her up in a Military press position! And slams her down to the mat! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, locks in the Claw Hold! And slams her down to the mat With a Clawhold STO!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, and lifts her up in Military press position!.......No! Eavan shakes out of it, and lands on her feet behind Beauty! Double knee Backbreaker!?!?.........No! Beauty manages to stay on her feet! And Eavan crashes into the mat!
DM: Eavan was looking for the Krigare Lock, but Beauty's thick frame wouldn't allow her to go down!
RR: I'm glad you said thick and not THICC, there's nothing attractive about Big Beauty in my opinion! But the Krigare Lock I believe is what she had in mind, just it didn't come to pass in this case!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Eavan back to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet again, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with another belly to belly suplex before lifting Eavan to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a third belly to belly suplex before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, delivers a kick to the midsection, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a few punches to the face! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before delivering a couple elbow drops to the chest!..........she then lifts Eavan back to her feet again, lifts her up in Military press position! And slams her down to the mat before running into the ropes!........running back at Eavan!.........running elbow drop!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
DM: Big Beauty has been dominating this match, but Eavan Maloney just will not stay down!
RR: It's always been that way! Eavan isn't an underdog per say, but Beauty needs to be careful because one NOLA Makeover or Krigare Lock could end it at any time!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, and knocks her back down with a hard chop to the chest! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, and knocks her back down with another hard chop to the chest before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, and knocking her back down with a hard forearm to the face! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, places her in position, and lifts her up for a vertical suplex!.......No! Eavan slides out of it! And lands on her feet behind Beauty! Beauty turns around as Eavan goes for the NOLA Makeover!...........No! Beauty catches her!.....And rams her back first into the corner!
DM: Eavan tried for the NOLA Makeover, but Beauty caught her and rammed her back first into the corner!
RR: Eavan is trying like hell, but Beauty is too big and powerful to go down right now! Eavan has to find some way to get her down, then she'll be in the driver's seat!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, lifts her up in Military press position! And slams her down to the mat before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, locking in a front waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a belly to belly suplex! She then connects with a leg drop before lifting Eavan to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, and knocks her back down with a short arm Lariat before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, lifting her up! And slamming her down with a Spinebuster!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, and Knocks her back down with a short arm Lariat! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Eavan back to her feet again, scooping her up! And slamming her down with another body slam! She then delivers an elbow drop to the chest!.........Eavan eventually gets to her feet, and Beauty goes for it!.........Cobra Clutch!?!?........Yes! She has it locked in!
DM: Big Beauty with the Cobra Clutch! Although I do have to ask, can she make Eavan tap out?
RR: Theoretically its possible, but I highly doubt it! Keep in mind Eavan made Crystal fucking Alvarez tap out, and nobody other than her has accomplished that feat!
But Eavan refuses to give up! So Beauty puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Eavan still refuses to give up! So Beauty puts even more pressure on the hold!...........but Eavan STILL refuses to give up!.........and Big Beauty eventually gets frustrated, and pushes Eavan down to the mat!
DM: Well that's one way to release a hold...
RR: Beauty is about to throw a damn fit! Eavan's resilience is really pissing her off!
Beauty delivers a few punches to the face! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, and knocks her back down with a hard forearm to the face before lifting Eavan back to her feet, and knocking her back down with a headbutt! She then delivers a few more punches to the face before lifting Eavan back to her feet, placing her in position, and lifting her up!.........Powerbomb!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
DM: A powerbomb is one of the more effective moves in the game, but Beauty STILL hasn't done enough to put Eavan away here!
RR: True, but Eavan needs to do something soon though, otherwise Beauty might actually win the match! There's only so much punishment the human body can take, and that does include Eavan fucking Maloney! Especially when the opposition is somebody as strong and powerful as Big Beauty who has been throwing Eavan around like a basketball the entire match!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam! She then lifts Eavan back to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with another body slam before lifting her back to her feet again, scooping her up! And slamming her down with a third body slam! She then lifts Eavan to her feet, scoops her up, and slams her down with a fourth body slam before lifting Eavan back to her feet, and lifting her up in position!.........she goes for the Beauty Bomb!..........Yes! She hits it!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Eavan kicks out!
Beauty gets even more frustrated, and delivers a few punches to the face! She then calls for the Lovely Destruction!
DM: BEAUTY IS INCENSED! She's wanting the Lovely Destruction, but would this be enough?
RR: Normally it would be but Eavan has been quite the warrior in this match, which Krigare in Swedish means Warrior by the way!
DM: Good educational lesson from "The Dark Barbarian"!
RR: Thank you very much!
Beauty lifts Eavan to her feet, places her in position, and lifts her up!...........Lovely Destruction!?!?............No! Eavan fights out of it! And lands on her feet behind Beauty who turns around...........NOLA Makeover! Eavan hits it!
DM: EAVAN HIT THE NOLA MAKEOVER! BEAUTY IS OUT!
RR: As I pointed out earlier, she only has to hit it once and its lights out!
DM: Eavan hooks the leg for the cover...
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNER: Eavan "Krigare" Maloney via pinfall!
"Feel Invincible" by Skillet plays and Eavan gets her hand raised in victory.
DM: Eavan finally conquered this demon known as Big Beauty! She finally got her revenge!
RR: Damn near two years to the day Beauty took the Television Title from Eavan via fuckery tactics from Kelly Hampton and a former associate who’s name we won’t say on the air, maybe the healing process will start as she finally gets past this horrible occurrence that happened years ago!
Eavan and company quickly get out of dodge as Mandy and Mariella stare on with hatred in their eyes for The Purge, knowing that this issue between these two teams is faaaaaar from over.
DM: So Rach, when do you think The Purge duo of Zombie and Hairicin will get a shot at the Tag Team Titles?
RR: It is inevitable, yes! I'm counting on soon but you got to believe just like with what happened at the top of the broadcast, Dani is watching all of this shit with a close eye! I fully believe she will grant them a title match very soon! And Eavan will be granted one as well! That's my belief!
DM: We'll be taking a brief break from the action! Refill your beverages and your snacks because we'll be back in a few minutes!
RR: That was corny as fuck, Des! Just sayin'!
Commercial Break.
We come back from the commercial break, and Athena is sitting in her locker room with a mixture of emotions on her face.
Athena: I'm no longer Television Champion, it stings that I lost to Tainty McCheese's baby girl... but Dokueki, what you did to Kan Tai was wrong.
Athena says with seriousness in her voice.
Athena: Attacking her the way you did, trying to end her livelihood in the matter that you did does not sit well with me. Nobody deserves a hanging whether the person is liked by the audience or not. Its dishonorable, its deplorable, its flat-out wrong and I will not stand for actions like that. I will not stand for unnecessary brutality. I will not...
At a moment's notice, Dokueki attacks Athena with the very chain that she had around the neck of Kan Tai at Wildcard VIII. Athena was trying to fight back but the brutal nature of "The Poison Dragon" was too much for "The Demi Goddess" to endure. Dokueki wrapped the chain around Athena's neck and attempted to hang her like she tried to do to Kan Tai two weeks ago. But she was prevented from doing further harm by security and backstage personnel who had to literally struggle to pry Dokueki off of Athena, but they eventually got the job done and "The Poison Dragon" had a wicked look on her face as Athena was down and the medics were working to get the chain off of her neck.
DM: That was a bad situation but thank goodness there were people who intervened before it got worse!
RR: No kidding! I'm not a fan of hanging at all, and I like to bend the rules, but that shit is unnecessary!
DM: Up next is the Joshi Championship match as Mariah Lopez defends the title against rookie sensation, Erin Hayes! Rachel, has Mariah's eyebrows grown back yet?
RR: No, its slowly growing but its to the point where she still has to have them drawn on her! Thankfully the professional staff who was on set for The Question did an amazing job at giving her near like authentic eyebrows! Like seriously, they're good at that shit!
DM: You also have to believe Abby Parker and her mindless lackeys are lurking around as well!
RR: That's the truth! The Prophecy does Abby's bidding, and as we saw at Wildcard, Mariah and Tara Cabral are her new targets! Whether that piece of crap wants the Joshi Title or not remains to be seen!
DM: Lets get it to the ring for the introductions, shall we!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA JOSHI CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the challenger!
"Believer" by Imagine Dragons begins to play as smoke fills the entrance way, Erin emerges through the smoke and jumps up and down as she shouts "Stand up!"
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 151 pounds, she is "The Golden Girl"... ERIN HAYES!
She walks down the aisle singing along to the song before sliding into the ring and bounces from foot to foot as she awaits her opponent.
DM: Erin Hayes impressed in the Scars of Wrestling Cup match, enough to where she is getting this opportunity here tonight!
RR: There is talent there! There's a lot of potential for this girl to succeed! I just don't think tonight is her night!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as Mariah Lopez walks out from the back with an aluminum baseball bat in her hand and her WWA Joshi Championship around her waist. She looks around the arena before making her way down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 125 pounds! She is the WWA Joshi Champion, "The Latina Ninja"... MARIAH LOPEZ!!!
She continues to make her way down the aisle before stepping on the steps and entering the ring through the bottom rope. Mariah raises her bat in the air before laying it down in the corner, then she unstraps the title from her waist and hands it to the referee, all before waiting for the match to begin.
DM: Just a reminder, in four days on the Splat network, Mariah Lopez stars in the new television series called The Question where she plays the role of Renee Montoya!
RR: MY WIFE IS A TV STAR NOW! Seriously this is fucking amazing, and she's also the Joshi Champion to boot! Big things are on the horizon for the great Mariah Lopez! Isn't she great y'all?
DM: Let the bias behavior begin!
Match 4: Mariah Lopez © vs. Erin Hayes [WWA Joshi Championship]
The contest started off with a handshake then a lockup. Hayes had the upperhand early on the champion, taking her down then locking in a front facelock. Mariah though, managed to get back to her feet and hit an arm drag to Hayes before hitting a dropkick just as "The Golden Star" got up to her feet. She managed to get a cover... but only a Two count! Mariah kept the pace up but an attempt at a clothesline didn't come to pass, and Hayes hit a release German Suplex, dropping Mariah right on her neck. Hayes got Mariah up again... and hit her with a Fisherman Suplex, complete with pin... but Mariah kicked out at Two!
Erin Hayes was in control here and was wearing out the smaller Mariah Lopez with various holds. However, Mariah began to fight back with some lightning quick strikes that dazed Hayes. Mariah went up for the Lethal Impact... but Hayes blocked it and turned it into a Spinebuster, and the cover... but Mariah somehow kicked out at the count of Two! Hayes wasn't allowing the near fall to damper her spirits as she stepped on the apron and to the top rope, looking for the Shooting Star Press... NOBODY HOME! Mariah moved out of the way and Hayes ate nothing but the canvas. Just as Hayes made it to her feet, Mariah reared back and went for it...
DM: POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! Right to the skull and Erin Hayes is out!
RR: That Roundhouse kick has put out many people over the years! We add another one to that list!
DM: Mariah with the cover! This one is over!
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WINNER, AND STILL WWA JOSHI CHAMPION: “The Latina Ninja” Mariah Lopez via pinfall!
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch plays as Mariah clutches the Joshi Championship in another successful victory for "The Latina Ninja".
DM: Mariah Lopez is rolling as Joshi Champion, getting the dub over a very game Erin Hayes!
RR: Erin put up a fight, and she has a future... but she's no match for the best in-ring competitor we have on this roster, my FAVORITE!
DM: Biased!
RR: Damn right!
The lights go out in the arena, red smoke filling the stage until the video screen opens up to the Prophecy Compound. Nobody is seen but a voice can be heard.
Voice: A war is coming. Violence is inevitable. Mariah Lopez proved to be a sacrifice to those she holds dear to her heart. Much like the president's inability to properly walk down a ramp, Tara Cabral cannot escape the fate that has been chosen for her.
A pause occurs.
Voice: Tara Cabral will meet her maker when we feel it is appropriate for her to do so. The fireball was strictly for her, but you got in the way Mariah. This next time, nobody will be able to stop the fate from happening. You can't stop it, Crystal Alvarez can't stop it, Danielle Lopez can't stop it, nobody will stop us from dishing out the type of violence this company deserves. Joshi division, you WILL see US very soon.
The video cuts off and Mariah is standing in the ring, seething in anger as we head to commercial.
We come back from the break and standing in the ring is Michelle Silva, ready to introduce the competitors of our upcoming match.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The camera pans up to the entrance way as "Goddesses" by The Beetlejuice plays and Melissa Evans walks out from the back with a microphone in her hand, singing the lyrics to the song she herself recorded for her and her band.
Michelle Silva: She is from Louisville, Kentucky, weighing in at 131 pounds, "The Hardcore Rocker"... MELISSA EVANS!
Evans continues to sing the lyrics and walks down the aisle, hopping on the apron, walking on it then enters through the bottom rope. She starts headbanging and continues to sing until the song is over. Once its over, she drops the microphone and waits for the match to begin.
DM: Melissa Evans is riding high after the biggest win of her career, and saving Mya Denton from the Tainthood!
RR: This chick is highly underrated! She's more known as the lead single of The BeetleJuice but is also an aerial specialist who can surprise you here and there! There's a reason why she was one-half of the inaugural WWA Tag Team Champions, who had the absolute honor and PRIVILEGE to lose those titles to the greatest Tag Team of all time!
DM: You're off stroking your ego again, aren't you?
RR: I can't help it! It becomes second nature when you know for a fact that The Lethal Barbarians are the greatest thing since Sliced fucking Bread!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon with a black baseball bat over her shoulder. She pauses to look around the arena before beginning to walk down the stairs ringside timing it as the lyrics start.
Michelle Silva: She is residing in Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea, weighing in at 140 pounds! She is "The Unforgettable"... JUNG MOON!
As the song reaches the chorus Moon reaches the arena floor. She climbs the barricade and then mimics a mic drop before stepping off and landing on the ringside floor. She runs and slides on the apron on one knee grabbing the ropes with her free hand. Jung Moon walks to the corner turnbuckle and climbs from the outside and takes off her mask before she holds her fist out in the air as she nods her head to the music. She jumps into the ring and takes off her vest, hat, and bandanna as she prepares for her match to start.
DM: We talked about momentum from Evans, Jung Moon has also seen momentum come her way, twice coming to a draw against Crystal Alvarez!
RR: Nobody does that, so its special in the case of Jung Moon who's grown as a singles competitor since coming back last October!
DM: And as you talked about The Lethal Barbarians defeating Melissa Evans and Bailey Punk to win the Tag Titles for the first time, you and Mariah lost those belts to The Korean Swat Team which consists of Jung Moon and her cousin Jae Chang!
RR: Yeah yeah, but we also beat them to begin our second reign, which went a strong 393 days! Talk about Tag Team dominance, we did that and no other team has come close to it since!
Before the match can actually begin, "Impossible" by Lacey Sturm plays and Crystal Alvarez comes out, holding her jaw after the skirmish with the reunited Mi Pi Sexy stable earlier in the show. The "KO Queen" is not taking her eyes off of Jung Moon, and in fairness, Jung isn't taking her eyes off of Crystal. Crystal walks around ringside before going to the commentator table, taking her seat beside fellow Team Lethality alums Desiree Miles and Rachel Robinson.
Crystal Alvarez: Before you ask, I was promised three spots on this show and I'm capitalizing on it! "Political" Crystal Alvarez is here to grace you all with her presence!
RR: Where is your political like costume?
Crystal Alvarez: After thinking about it, I don't need a costume! Plus you and Des know damn well I don't dress formal or none of that crap, it doesn't suit the greatest professional wrestler in the history of this company!
DM: You're here for Jung Moon as well, aren't you?
Crystal Alvarez: Okay fine, that has something to do with this! I am not okay with the two matches ending up in a draw! I want a third contest, and I don't care how I have to drag it out of her either!
Match 5: Jung Moon vs. Melissa Evans
The match begins, and its Jung Moon who doesn't hesitate in getting things going, wanting to keep up the momentum she's built for herself. But her opponent for tonight is coming off the biggest victory of her own career. The two of them tied up, and Melissa had the upperhand at first, but Jung's speed and quickness was able to allow her to gain the upperhand with some takedowns, followed by some quick strikes that got her a near fall. But Melissa wasn't allowing herself to stay down, going aerial on Jung, and managing to get a near fall of her own on "The Unforgettable One".
This one was evened up, with Melissa eventually gaining the upperhand... but that would not last for long as Melissa went to the well one too many times and Jung caught her before hitting her with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex that sent Melissa flying across the ring. Melissa got up but was immediately rocked with lefts and rights from Jung before she finished off the sequence with the Heart and Seoul. Jung wasn't playing around as she went to the top rope, waiting for Melissa to get to her feet. Melissa got up and Jung leaped off... LUNAR ECLIPSE! JUNG MOON WITH THE LUNAR ECLIPSE, AND NOW THE COVER...
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WINNER: “Unforgettable” Jung Moon via pinfall!
"Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix)" by BTS plays and Jung Moon gets her hand raised in the air while Crystal Alvarez stares her down from the announce table.
DM: An impressive showing by Jung Moon with a win over a red hot Melissa Evans!
RR: I'd say I'm impressed, but Jung has been impressive for quite some time! Crystal, any takeaways here?
Crystal Alvarez: So she beat Melissa Evans. Big deal, I've already done that a few times over. What has Jung Moon done that I haven't? Seriously, everything she's doing right now, I've already done it. This meteoric rise she's on, I did that shit against the same caliber of wrestlers. It's really no big deal to me. If she's up for round three, lets fucking do it already.
Crystal gets up from her seat and stares at Jung Moon, who has caught on and gives "The KO Queen" a death stare of her own, knowing that the issues between these two are still very evident. The two continue to give one another death stares as we take our last commercial break.
We're back from the break, and in the ring, Michelle Silva stands ready to announce the competitors of our main event of the evening.
Michelle Silva: This upcoming contest is your Friday Night Frenzy MAAAAAAAAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL, and it is for the WWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first, THE CHALLENGER!
"Till The World Ends" by Britney Spears is heard on the sound system. Talia Areano comes out from behind the curtain. When she gets to the ramp, shower fireworks reign down on her. She walks down the ramp, all smiles and focused.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, from Buenos Aires, Argentina by way of Mexico City, Mexico, weighing in at 125 pounds, "Spicy"... TALIA AREANO!!!
She gets on the apron and enters the ring between the ropes. She goes to the top rope and raises her arms in the air before jumping off and waits for the officials to start the match.
DM: Talia Areano hasn't had a WWA World Championship match since facing Reyna Carter in 2016! A little over four years, but she has grown into a world class competitor since then!
RR: She's fantastic in that ring, a former Television and Hardcore Champion and can definitely go toe to toe with anybody! I wish I had the opportunity to have faced her once!
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays and a pink light covers the arena. Soon, Bella Robinson walks out from the back, all cheery and smiley for the most part as Mariella Lopez is seen hyping up her client to the max. Bella unstraps the WWA World Championship from around her waist and raises it in the air.
Michelle Silva: She is accompanied by “The Fatal Barbarian” Mariella Lopez, from Winchester, Kentucky, weighing in at 131 pounds! She is the WWA WORLD CHAMPION, "The Eternally Likeable One"... BELLA ROBINSON!!!
Bella starts skipping down the aisle before her and Mariella hop on the apron and step underneath the bottom rope. Bella then steps on a nearby turnbuckle, and shouts out a battle cry before hopping off and stands in the center of the ring, raising the title in the air again before handing it to Stephanie Lawrence. Bella talks a little strategy with Mariella before waiting for the match to begin.
DM: And here is the new WWA World Champion! Bella defeated Eavan Maloney two weeks ago, and she's been riding high ever since!
RR: Bells is on cloud nine, Des! She has the whole world in her hands and is booming with excitement! Let's see what she does in this first championship defense!
Main Event: Bella Robinson (w/Mariella Lopez) © vs. Talia Areano [WWA World Championship]
The match begins, and the two wrestlers lock up!........Areano eventually gets the upper hand, and locks in a wrist lock!.........but Bella refuses to give up! Fights out of it by doing a backflip! And throws Areano down with an arm drag takedown! Areano gets to her feet, and Bella takes her back down with a hurricanrana! Areano gets back to her Feet, and Bella knocks her back down with a dropsault! Areano gets back to her feet again, and Bella knocks her back down with another dropsault! Areno gets to her feet, and Bella scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam! She then lifts Areano to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex before lifting Areano back to her feet, and sending her running into the corner with a Irish whip! Bella runs at Areano!.........Reaper Splash! Areano comes out of the corner as Bella runs into the ropes!.........runs back at Areano!........running crossbody!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Areano kicks out!
.......Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella delivers a series of kicks, chops, and palm strikes!.........she then runs into the ropes!........runs back at Areano!.......but Areano catches her with a dropsault! She then lifts Bella to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Bella back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex! She then locks in a heel hook!..........but Bella refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!.......she eventually gets there! And Areano gives her a clean break! She then lifts Bella to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before turning her over, and locking in a grounded wrist lock!..........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Bella still refuses to give up! And begins fighting her way to her feet!........she eventually gets there! But Areano switches to a wrist lock!........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano wrenches the arm!.....but Bella still refuses to give up! And begins making her way to the ropes!.......she eventually gets there! And Areano gives her a clean break! She then drags Bella to the middle of the ring.........places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex before lifting Bella back to her feet, and sending her running into the ropes with a Irish whip!........Bella runs back at Areano!.........and Areano catches her with a hurricanrana!
ONE!!!
TWO!!! Bella kicks out!
Areano lifts Bella to her feet, places her in position, and goes to lift her up for a vertical suplex!......no! Bella blocks it! Lifts Areano up! And drops her with a vertical suplex of her own! She then lifts Areano to her feet, and throws her back down with a powerful hop toss before lifting Areano back to her feet, locking in a waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Areano back to her feet again, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Areano to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then delivers a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Areano to sit up! And follows it up with a hard kick to the back before lifting Areano to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a back suplex!........Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella delivers a series of kicks! And follows them up with a enzuigiri!
DM: Bella with the Lethal combination of kicks, especially the Enzuigiri!
RR: For being a THICC woman, she can still kick with the best of them!
DM: Bella has the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
Bella lifts Areano to her feet, and scoops her up!.......no! Areano takes her down with a head scissors takedown! Bella gets to her feet, and Areano knocks her back down with a dropsault! Bella gets back to her feet, and Areano knocks her down with another dropsault! Bella gets back to her feet again, and Areano knocks her down with a third dropsault! Bella gets to her feet, and Areano grabs her by the leg, takes her down! And delivers a couple elbow drops to the leg before locking in a heel hook!.........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Bella still refuses to give up!........and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!.......she eventually gets there! And Areano gives her a clean break! She then lifts Bella to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring........locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Bella back to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Bella back to her feet again, locks in anger waist lock! And throws her over her head with another German suplex!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Bella kicks out!
Areano quickly locks in a grounded head lock!..........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Bella still refuses to give up!.......and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!........she eventually gets there! But Areano switches to a side head lock!........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!........but Bella still refuses to give up! Lifts Areano up! And drops her with a back suplex! She then lifts Areano to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Areano back to her feet, scooping her up! And slamming her down with another body slam! She then lifts Areano back to her feet again, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Areano to her feet, locking in a front waist lock! And throwing her over her head with a belly to belly suplex! She then lifts Areano back to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a scoop powerslam!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
Bella walks over to the corner..........and crouches down, looking for the Black Hole Gore! Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella runs at her!...........Black Hole Gore!?!?...........No! Areano barely moves out of the way! And Bella crashes into the corner!
DM: Bella just crashed and burned into the corner! Areano has a chance to capitalize!
RR: She waited too long, and it cost Bella dearly here!
Areano pulls Bella out of the corner........drags her to the middle of the ring, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a vertical suplex! She then turns Bella over, and locks in a grounded waist lock!.........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Bella still refuses to give up!.......and eventually begins fighting her way to her feet!......she eventually gets there! But Areano keeps the hold locked in!........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!........but Bella still refuses to give up! So Areano throws her over her head with a German suplex! She then lifts Bella to her feet, and throws her back down with a hip toss! Bella gets back to her feet, and Areano knocks her back down with a dropsault! Bella gets back to her feet again, and Areano takes her down with a hurricanrana! Bella gets to her feet, and Areano knocks her back down with another dropsault! Bella gets back to her feet, and Areano takes her back down with another hurricanrana! Bella gets back to her feet again, and Areano locks in a wrist lock!.........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano wrenches the arm!..........but Bella still refuses to give up! So Areano throws her down! And switches to a grounded wrist lock!.........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!.........but Bella still refuses to give up!......and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!........she eventually gets there! And Areano gives her a clean break! She then lifts Bella to her feet, drags her to the middle of the ring, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex! She then goes out to the apron!..........Bella eventually gets to her feet, and Areano springboards off the top rope!.........springboard dropkick!
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THRE- NO!!! Bella gets her foot on the bottom rope!
Bella eventually gets to her feet, and the two begin trading forearms!.....Bella eventually gets the upperhand by delivering a series of kicks! She then scoops Areano up! And slams her down with a body slam before lifting Areano to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Areano back to her feet, and sends her running into the corner with a Irish whip before signaling for the Reaper Splash!......Bella runs at her!........Reaper Splash! She then sends her into the opposite corner!........Bella runs at her again!........Reaper Splash! She then pulls Areano out of the corner, and throws her to the outside of the ring, so the referee begins counting to ten! Bella goes out to the apron.............Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella springboards off the ropes!........springboard Moonsault!
DM: Springboard Asai Moonsault to the outside! Bella went high risk... and it paid off!
RR: Keep in mind, there's a ten count and Bella technically can get herself counted out here!
DM: Are you suggesting she would do such a thing?
RR: No, we both know she wouldn't go for that! Me on the other hand, you're damn right I would take advantage of this!
Bella manages to get both of them back in the ring before the ten count!.......she then lifts Areano to her feet, scoops her up! And slams her down with a body slam before going out to the apron..........she then springboards off the top rope!........springboard Reaper Splash!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
Bella lifts Areano to her feet, and sends her head first into the ropes! Bella runs into the ropes!.......runs back at Areano!......and swings around the ropes!......Black Magic!?!?.......No! Areano barely moves out of the way! And rolls Bella up for a pin attempt!
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THRE- NO!!! Bella kicks out!
DM: Talia Areano was so close to winning the World Title!
RR: Avoiding Black Magic, and getting a rollup that damn near had a three count! Beautiful sequence there from the "Spicy" one!
Bella eventually gets to her feet, and Areano takes her down with a hurricanrana! Bella gets back to her feet, and Areano grabs her by the leg and takes her down! And locks in a heel hook!..........but Bella refuses to give up! So Areano puts more pressure on the hold!..........but Bella still refuses to give up!.............and eventually begins making her way to the ropes!..........she eventually gets there! And Areano gives her a clean break!.......Bella eventually gets to her feet, and Areano knocks her out of the ring with a dropsault! So the referee begins counting to ten! Areano goes out to the apron...........Bella eventually gets to her feet, and Areano runs across the apron!........leaps off!.......diving crossbody!
DM: DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE! TALIA AREANO IS RISKING IT ALL FOR THE TITLE!
RR: She's really making Bella work for it! Bella's reeling right now!
Areano manages to get both of them back in the ring before the ten count!........she then lifts Bella to her feet, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Bella back to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Bella back to her feet again, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with another German suplex before lifting Bella to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with another Backbreaker! She then delivers a hard stomp to the midsection which forces Bella to sit up! Areano runs into the ropes!...........runs back at Bella!..........Rush Hour!?!?..........Yes! She gets all of it!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Bella kicks out!
Areano goes out to the apron.........and climbs to the top turnbuckle!...........she then leaps off!.........Solar Shower!?!?.......No! Bella barely manages to move out of the way! Areano is able to stay on her feet! She turns around, but Bella also gets to her feet, and takes Areano down with a hurricanrana! Areano gets to her feet, and Bella knocks her back down with a dropsault! Areano gets back to her feet again, and Bella takes her down with another hurricanrana! Areano gets to her feet, and Bella knocks her down with another dropsault! Areano gets back to her feet, and Bella throws her to the outside of the ring! So the referee begins counting to ten!.........Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella launches herself over the top rope!........slingshot hurricanrana!
DM: The athleticism from both women is incredible! Areano and Bella are pulling out all of the stops!
RR: They're similar with speed and athleticism but Areano has more technical ability while Bella is a better striker as well as a powerhouse!
Bella manages to get both of them back in the ring before the ten count!.......Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella runs into the ropes!......springboards off the ropes!......springboard hurricanrana! She then lifts Areano to her feet, locks in a front waist lock! And throws her over her head with a belly to belly suplex before lifting Areano back to her feet, locking in another front waist lock! And throwing Areano over her head with another belly to belly suplex!.....Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella sends her head first into the ropes with a hurricanrana! Bella runs into the ropes!...........runs back at Areano!.........swings around the ropes!........Black Magic!?!?.............Yes! She then springboards off the top rope!.........Hyperactive Leg drop!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Areano kicks out!
Bella lifts Areano to her feet, and sends her into the corner with a Irish whip!.........Bella signals for the Reaper Splash!........she runs at Areano!........No! Areano barely moves out of the way! And Bella crashes into the corner!...........Bella comes out of the corner as Areano runs into the ropes!.........runs back at Bella!.......and takes her down with a running hurricanrana! She then lifts Bella to her feet, places her in position, lifts her up! And drops her with a back suplex before lifting Bella back to her feet, placing her in position, lifting her up! And dropping her with a vertical suplex! She then lifts Bella back to her feet again, locks in a waist lock! And throws her over her head with a German suplex before lifting Bella to her feet, lifting her up in position! And dropping her across the knee with a Backbreaker! She then lifts Bella back to her feet, and sends her to the outside of the ring! So the referee begins counting to ten!..........Bella eventually gets to her feet, and Areano runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring!........runs back at Bella!.......dives through the ropes!..........yes! Suicide dive!
DM: Suicide Dive to Bella Robinson, and Talia Areano is displaying her speed!
RR: This is another example of that speed and athleticism we were talking about! Both wrestlers have it and both of them are putting on one hell of a show!
Areano manages to get both of them back in the ring before the ten count! She then sets Bella in position.........goes out to the apron........and climbs to the top turnbuckle! Areano leaps off!........Solar Shower!?!?..........Yes! She hits it this time!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THRE- NO!!! Bella kicks out!
DM Bella kicks out once more!
RR: Bella has some this far, and she damn sure isn't going to lose just yet! Areano is going to have to do more to win! Perhaps a Slice of Heaven might do!
Areano lifts Bella to her feet, and places her in position!.........Slice of Heaven!?!?..........No! Bella catches her! And slams her down with a scoop powerslam!
DM: Bella countered with a power move, but she's having trouble following up!
RR: She's not exactly going for the pin! She's using the ropes to get up!
DM: We could be seeing the new finisher Bella won the title with two weeks ago, which she calls the Reaper's Widow!
RR: That shit is deadly as fuck!
Areano eventually gets to her feet, and Bella runs at her!.......Reaper's Widow!?!?..........Yes! That is it, and Bella hooks the leg for the cover...
ONE!!!
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THREE!!!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
WINNER, AND STILL WWA WORLD CHAMPION: “The Likeable Mage” Bella Robinson via pinfall!
"Alive and Kicking" by Nonpoint plays as Mariella Lopez hands Bella the WWA World Championship. The two of them celebrate together with an elated feeling in their hearts.
DM: Bella was tested often throughout this match! But she managed to pull through and is still WWA World Champion!
RR: Areano came so close but it just wasn't enough! Still though, she was damn impressive and I think Areano is going to get more opportunities after a fantastic showing like that!
Bella raises the WWA World Championship in the air, but at the top of the ramp stands Morgan Simmons who's keeping her eyes on the champion, studying her with focus in her eyes. Bella notices and has the World Title in her possession, mouthing off that she's not going to let it go. Morgan just has a smirk on her face as the alleged opponents at Beach Bash are having a stare-off from their respective positions.
DM: Things are heating up between Bella and Morgan, who have history with one another from the Toxic versus Team Lethality feud way back when!
RR: Fuck Toxic and especially fuck Morgan Simmons! Morgan doesn't deserve a shot at the title, nowhere close! I wonder where Eavan Maloney and company are at?
DM: I think you might have spoken too soon! Look up in the rafters!
Right from the rafters stands Eavan Maloney, Hairicin Knox and Zombie Pellegrini watching Bella and Morgan have a stare off with one another. The show ends with The Purge trio watching intently and Eavan shaking her head as we officially go off the air.