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WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 193
Date: 3-5-2021
Venue: The Lethal Compound (San Diego, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza
Date: 3-5-2021
Venue: The Lethal Compound (San Diego, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza
"You Want a Battle? (Here's a War)" by Bullet for My Valentine plays and the camera sees talent and personnel occupying the stands as The Lethal Compound is at forty percent capacity. We pan to the announce table where Desiree Miles and Melanie Mendoza are seated.
DM: Hello again and welcome to another edition of Friday Night Frenzy! I am Desiree Miles alongside Melanie Mendoza and we have a line of matches for you guys here tonight!
MM: Two championships at stake, a rare intergender match with championship implications to it, a tag team match to determine who challenges The Sainthood for the Tag Team Championship and a whole lot of other stuff!
DM: You cannot leave out Kelli Saint going one on one against The Reaper! These two have been at it off and on on social media these last several months but it finally comes to a head here tonight!
MM: Also Dokueki will go up against Serena Mariella, and you just have to figure she has a lot of pent up frustration to let out of her system! Serena is literally the crash test dummy here tonight, I do NOT want to be in her shoes!
DM: Our first contest of the night is championship actions! The Trios Titles will be at stake as The Sausage... I mean Pretty Committee defends the Trios Titles against Morgan, Dana and Amber Simmons! Let's get to the ring!
The camera pans to Michelle Silva for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: This is your opening contest for Friday Night Frenzy, scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the WWA TRIOS CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyoncé plays and the booing immediately commences as Bianca LeBlanc, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce walk out from the back complete with their crowns and a whole lot of arrogance with the three of them as the WWA Trios Championship belts sit around their waists.
Michelle Silva: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 365 pounds; Bianca Davis, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce, together they are the WWA Trios Champions… THE PRETTY COMMITTEE!
The three of them mockingly "wave" to their adoring fans before walking down the aisle, brushing off the ugly that attempts to surround them. They each enter the ring through the middle rope, blowing arrogant kisses at the fans upon entering and Veronica spraying perfume as if the fans stink while both Bianca and Christina fix up their appearances checking with a handheld mirror with both of them getting into it. Christina pulls out her iPhone and takes selfies with Bianca and Vero, blowing kisses directly into the phone while they wait for the match to begin.
Michelle Silva: And now the challengers!
"Toxic (Metal Cover) by Solence plays and the crowd comes unglued with huge boos signaling the arrival of a certain group. Moments later, Morgan Simmons walks out front and center with the WWA World Championship belts on both shoulders as Terra is right by her side. Following them are Jenn Simmons and her cousins Dana and Amber of The Boston Bombshells with Hikari Richards carrying a katana.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied by Jenn Simmons, Hikari Richards and "The Beast" Terra, all from Boston, Massachusetts at a combined weight of 399 pounds; Dana and Amber Simmons, and the WWA World Champion "The Brutal Knight" Morgan Simmons; together they are... TOXIC!
The six of them walk down the aisle with the boos just pouring on. They each get on opposites sides of the ring and get in through the middle rope. The entirety of the group stands together and soaks in the hatred that is designed for them before huddling up and talking to one another while they wait for the festivities to begin.
Match 1: The Pretty Committee (Bianca Davis, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce) © vs. Toxic (Morgan, Dana and Amber Simmons) [WWA Trios Championship]
The match started and it was Veronica Taylor squaring off against the WWA World Champion, Morgan Simmons. Morgan had a smirk on her face as Vero was trying to run from her, but Morgan caught her and executed a mat-based takedown followed by driving the right arm down to the mat. The crowd cheered the beatdown on Taylor, but Morgan told them to “shut the hell up” so they booed her as well. Morgan got Vero back up and hit her with a debilitating backbreaker before tagging out to her sister Dana. Dana continues the momentum her older sister established and was acting super arrogant as Vero writhed in pain on the mat. Dana shouted some obscenities before hitting a running knee to Vero, then a cover… but only a Two count! Dana continued on with the momentum, but eventually Vero found an opening and raked the eyes of the “Delightful” one before tagging out to Christina Fierce.Fierce and Dana, the two former teammates from Toxic, didn’t hesitate in battling one another. Dana had the upperhand initially but it was Fierce who used her craftiness and took Dana down with a suplex, then a cover… but only a Two count! From there, the Pretty Committee started isolating Dana with tagging each other in and out as well as moves to prevent her from getting out of the match. The strategy was working as the Pretty Committee kept the pressure on and just as Dana was going to tag out, one of the PC members hit her with moves just enough to prevent the tag from happening. But eventually Dana hit a Tornado DDT to Fierce to give her an opening… and she tagged out to her sister Amber while Fierce tagged Bianca Davis into the match.
Amber was like a house of fire, knocking both Fierce off the apron and kicking Vero in the ribs before hitting clothesline after clothesline to Bianca before hitting her with a running neckbreaker that got a very close Two count! Amber continued the momentum for Toxic and was starting to close in on a victory… but Bianca saw it coming and hit an uppercut to the jaw. Christina Fierce tagged herself in without Amber knowing, and Amber was firing back at Bianca, hitting her with the Hellacious Downfall! She went for the pin but was told that Bianca was not the legal person. This led to Fierce hitting Amber with It Pays To Be Fierce, then the cover…
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WINNERS, AND STILL WWA TRIOS CHAMPIONS: The Pretty Committee via pinfall!
"Savage (Remix)" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyoncé plays and the crowd boos as Bianca Davis, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce are handed the Trios Championship belts by Mariella Lopez.
DM: The Pretty Committee retained the WWA Trios Titles, and as much as I hate Toxic, they were right on the cusp of winning!
MM: That's not a lie! Amber Simmons just wasn't aware that Fierce blindly tagged herself in and that's what led to the PC retaining the belts!
The PC flash their Trios Titles in the air to boos and taunt Toxic while they're at it. Dana and Amber are seething mad while Morgan is calming her sisters down, telling them to not worry about that and stick to the bigger plan at hand. As the trio of Simmons siblings continue to speak to one another while walking to the back, we pan to the following video.
“The Following Is For Mature Audiences Only. Viewer Discretion Is Advised.”
This disclaimer shows over a black screen as we hear the sound of a spraypaint can being shaken up. Then, the 2 BROKE CHICKZ logo is sprayed over the disclaimer. We hear the telltale laughter of one half of the team - Chiaki Sanada - as if pre-recorded and a graphic of a chainsaw blade rips through the screen, sawing it away to reveal….
A rather peaceful scene actually inside the RV we’ve only seen the outside of. A haze of smoke hangs in the air as the camera turns all around. Cypress Hill’s “How I Could Just Kill A Man” can be heard playing low on a speaker somewhere. Baby, the little white kitten who recently joined this dysfunktional family rolls on the floor, batting at a piece of plastic from off a cigarette pack. Sitting in the back at a table, Chiaki Sanada can be recognized by the tattoos all over her arms. She sits in baggy black pants, her platform boots and a white tank top - signs of grease from her current tinkering on it - over a black bra. A black beanie rests over her re-dyed blue hair. Her face is completely covered by tinted safety goggles and a mask over her mouth that doubles as a Covid mask and a breather as she fiddles with her chainsaw on the table. Whatever she’s doing to it, has required the chain to be removed as she takes a tiny little tool to it. She picks up can of air and hits a spot on the chain with it, picks up her little pick again and goes back to fiddling.
Not far off, is her partner and girlfriend, Jane Harper. You can see Jane now, back in their bedroom, bent over, ass sticking out of the door. Her cargo pants are riding just a little low as her black thong can be seen peeking out just a bit. You hear things being shuffled around and boxes being moved around before she stands up, adjusting her pants and looking back at Chiaki.
Jane Harper: Yo, Cheech, you almost done cleaning that disgusting clown blood off your chainsaw? We got serious work to do still.
The second Jane finishes her question, the feed cuts to show an archived clip--
February 24th - SCUM Wrestling - “FOOL’S GOLD”
A huge censor bar blocks out most of the screen but we can discern Chiaki standing in the ring at Shut Up And Drink with LOBO of Genocidal Hate Brigade. The censor bar blocks most of the action out but we hear the roar of a chainsaw, hear Chiaki shrieking maniacally as LOBO screams and convulses on his feet before falling back, clutching his chest. A series of quick clips shows the horrified and shocked fans. Johnny Vachon vomits at ringside. The referee and Jane both raise both of Chiaki’s arms in victory. Chiaki is covered in LOBO’s blood, wide eyed, crazed and smiling maniacally.
The camera cuts back to inside the RV. Chiaki blows more air through the chain and holds it up in front of her to examine it. She lifts her safety goggles, squinting cutely before giving a big nod.
Chiaki Sanada: Hai! Hank-kun ready for Kappa-kun and hims Otō!
She sets the chain back on the table with the blade and pats the engine affectionately. She shrugs her little shoulders as she stands up out of the chair.
Chiaki Sanada: What work? Our job whup bishes asses!
Jane motions for Chiaki to come over to the bedroom as she steps aside and we can see stacks of boxes just inside of the doorway.
Jane Harper: We got some remodeling to do in the building before some bitches get here. Come see what I mean.
Chiaki suddenly perks as if something’s dawned on her.
Chiaki Sanada: Stuffs come?!
She moves into the bedroom and looks at the boxes. With a childish excitement, she claps her hands, jumping up and down. The cameraman tries to move in and get a close look himself but Chiaki catches him and slaps a hand over the lens. She keeps it there, comically obscuring the viewers' look at anything.
Chiaki Sanada: Jane-chan, this lotta stuffs! We afford?!
Jane nods her head, looking at Chiaki and then back at all the boxes inside the room. She looks inside one of the top boxes and laughs at what she sees inside.
Jane Harper: I got a good deal on this stuff. Oh, we gonna do some major renovations to that room. Nobody is gonna be able to tell what it was once we’re done. But first we gotta start movin all this shit before they get here.
Chiaki takes her hand off of the camera lens, pushing the cameraman back so he doesn’t catch a look at any of what they have. Chiaki leans forward behind the doorframe and is heard going through a box.
Chiaki Sanada: Ooh!!!!
She stands back into view of the camera, holding a pair of yellow construction hats. Chiaki sticks one on her head.
Chiaki Sanada: These for us?!
She asks with an excited, childlike glee before the cameraman clears his throat. Chiaki hands the other hat to Jane and spins around, staring wide eyed at the man like he has some fucking nerve!
Cameraman: Uhh...sorry to interrupt and all, just umm...did you ladies wanna say a quick word about your match tonight?
Chiaki looks back at Jane then at the cameraman again before she storms forward and starts pushing him back towards the RV door.
Chiaki Sanada: OI!!! We busy!! Much work to do!! Fakk Kappa-kun!! Fakk Kappa-kun’s Otō!! Fakk da fakkin Famiry!! We kick asses and earn belt shot again!! Now! You fakk off! We busy!
As Chiaki finishes ranting, she gets the cameraman who isn’t resisting much against her to the door and he falls back, landing on his ass. Chiaki leans out of the RV and throws the middle finger.
Chiaki Sanada: FAKK DA PAMPERS CREW!!
She yanks the RV door slam shut, leaving the cameraman a little stunned as he just holds the shot on the door before it cuts away. And from there, we take our very first commercial break.
We are back from the break and the lights turn out and the beginning of "Impossible" by Lacey Sturm plays throughout the sound system. As the lyrics begin, Crystal Alvarez walks out from the back, wearing her signature black hoodie over ripped up jeans and black and white Chuck Taylor's but the "KO Queen'' isn't alone as three fellow Puerto Rican's; Isabella Rivera, Annalisse Sanchez and Antonella Diaz stand right alongside her.
DM: Here's Crystal Alvarez and The Puerto Rican Head Smashers! Wonder if we're going to get an explanation as to what happened two weeks ago on this program?
MM: It's hard to say! Crystal is an enigma, she doesn't let anybody in on what she plans to do or say! She keeps things close to the vest!
The four Puerto Rican's walk down the ramp, not paying any attention to the fans in attendance. They all step on the steps then get into the ring where Crystal is handed a microphone from a ringside worker. The four of them stand in the ring and as the music dies off, Crystal begins to speak.
Crystal Alvarez: The last couple of weeks, numerous people have been pestering me and my wife about why did the Puerto Rican's lay Athena out after a grueling contest for the WWA Joshi Championship. Why did myself and The Puerto Rican Head Smashers do harm to the alleged "Goddess" of this company?
Crystal looks at the Puerto Rican Head Smashers before proceeding to continue.
Crystal Alvarez: It’s really simple, and I did give her fair warning that she was going to pay the price for that handshake snub on the second episode of Knockout. Athena, I told you but you didn’t listen to a damn thing I said but I’m going to be honest for a second; ignoring me wasn’t what set me over the edge. No, it was you denying Tara of a handshake after you two put on a wrestling clinic for the Joshi Title.
She says with a serious tone in her voice.
Crystal Alvarez: It’s one thing to disrespect me but when you disrespect my wife, then we have an issue. I’ll be damned if I let that slide. I’ll be damned if I continue to allow a garbage fucking wrestler like you disrespect the honor and the prestige of professional wrestling. You need gimmicks to get by in this sport, I do it by my God given TALENT! I don’t need to compete in garbage fucking matches to get to the top. I am the face of this fucking company and I achieved every thing I have by being true to myself and my own beliefs, and EARNING it through hard work and not taking a shortcut. You? You’re putting on an act, you’re being a fake pretend ass bitch but I’ll save that for another day while I allow these people to get the boo birds out of their system.
There is a loud mixed reaction to Crystal’s words.
Crystal Alvarez: Are you people done yet?
The mostly boos last for about another minute until they die down. Once it is at a manageable level, Crystal continues on.
Crystal Alvarez: Another question you all are probably wondering is why am I standing alongside the Puerto Rican Head Smashers? What is this alliance about?
Crystal lets out a laugh.
Crystal Alvarez: Like yours truly, these three extraordinary women came up from nothing in the Barrio of San Juan, Puerto Rico. They had to literally fight to live another day. These three fought their way to this country and what the fuck have they done on American soil? Girls, show them the motherfucking hardware.
Rivera, Sanchez and Diaz raise up the Pride Wrestling X and Tag Team Titles to a much larger mixed reaction, mostly boos.
Crystal Alvarez: These three are tearing it up in Vegas, and they mauled the shit out of three scrubs in Trios action. At Eve of Destruction, they beat up The Knockouts and sent Serenity Gray the fuck on out of this company in a goddamn box. Shit these are three bad bitches and if I’m going to be honest; if I have to have some backup outside of Mariah, Rachel and Tara, I’m going to go with people who survived the same barrio I survived. Three people who want to kick ass and win championships. These three young athletes with a shit ton of potential are hungry for success and they’ll stop at nothing to get it.
The camera focuses on Rivera, Sanchez and Diaz again.
Crystal Alvarez: The four of us are going to run through those who stand in the way of our objectives. Athena, Knockouts, your asses are going to get lit the fuck up courtesy of the KO Queen and the Puerto Rican Head Smashers. If you want to bring your asses on out here, bring it bitches, we’re waiting.
The four of them are waiting in the ring for a fight, face to face, team against team. Athena and The Knockouts come roaring out from the back but before there was a scuffle between the parties, Scott and Marty got in-between the two of them to keep things from spiraling out of control. All sides seemingly agree, but Crystal got in a cheap shot on Athena before departing with her friends.
DM: What a cheap shot by Crystal Alvarez! That was fucking low!
MM: She hardly ever does that! You know shit has to be extremely personal for her to do THAT!
DM: No doubt about that! Up next is the number one contendership match for the Tag Team Titles! Let's take it to Michelle for the introductions!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and the winners will face The Sainthood for the WWA Tag Team Championship at Boom or Bust IV!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
Motley Crue’s “Wildside” starts up and the members of Wildside, Seleana and Zenna Zdunich along with their manager, Eavan Maloney, make their way out of the entryway and down the aisle.
Michelle Silva: They are the challengers, accompanied by the "Serpent of Chaos" Eavan Maloney, fighting out of Halmstad, Sweden, at a combined weight of 270 pounds; Seleana and Zenna Zdunich, together they are... WILDSIDE!
The trio continue to walk down the aisle. Eavan gives them one last pep talk before Sel and Z walk up the steps and enter through the second rope. As they entered the ring, they raise their arms and the crowd cheers them on.
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
Smoke fills the arena as the lights fade to black. On the tron, flashes of plague doctors in black and masks through the smoke as Lexa Pellegrini appears in a black robe, holding a lit candle in her hands.
“Hell is empty… and the Shieldmaidens are here”
The sound of motorcycles reverberates throughout the arena as Skillet’s ‘Feel Invincible’ plays. Zombie, Hairicin, along with their managers Lexa and Banshee, walk out to the ring feeling motivated for this match.
Michelle Silva: Accompanied to the ring by Aoife “Banshee” Maguire, at a combined weight of 325 pounds! Zombie Pellegrini and Hairicin Knox, together they are... THE PURGE!
When they get ringside, they take off their Shieldmaiden kuttes and hand them off, Hairicin pulls on the ropes as Zombie rolls her wrists waiting for the bell to ring.
Match 2: The Purge (Zombie Pellegrini and Hairicin Knox) vs. Wildside (Seleana and Zenna Zdunich) [Winning team faces The Sainthood for the WWA Tag Team Championship at Boom or Bust IV]
The match begins and Hairicin Knox starts things off against Zenna Zdunich. The two of them shake hands with one another before engaging in a lockup that neither competitor could gain the upperhand over the other. However, Hairicin eventually got the advantage with her superior striking ability and took Zenna down with a left hook and the cover... but only got a Two count! Hairicin tagged Zombie into the match and the former Tag Team Champions hit Zenna with a big time double suplex to keep the advantage in their favor.The Purge was rolling but Zenna found an opening and managed to take Zombie down with a side slam, then made the tag to her sister Seleana. Wildside was rolling and Seleana was using high impact moves to keep Zombie at bay, even hitting Zombie with an inverted suplex that got a Two count! Seleana quickly went to the top rope. Zombie got up and Sel dived off, hitting the Crossbody and another cover... but once again Zombie kicked out at Two! Seleana was still fighting but Zombie was getting her groove back and countered a running attack into a Spinebuster and both women were down on the mat. As we were about to hit the turning point of the match, the MLE fivesome of Kelli Saint, Lola Saint, Diamond Steele, Big Beauty and Mandy "The Monster" came out from the back and attacked both Seleana and Zombie, causing Stephanie Lawrence to throw the match out.
WINNERS: No Contest
The two sides were fighting one another with MLE having the via dirty tactics against the top two contenders for the Tag Team Titles.
DM: Mariella Lopez's clients are trying to eliminate the top contenders for the Tag Team Championship!
MM: Its literally their M.O! It's ridiculous!
The two sides continued to battle, with The Purge, Wildside and Eavan Maloney at a disadvantage even though they were not going to back down at all. The crowd boos as Mandy chopped Selena in the head to take her down. Now it was five against three in favor of the MLE clients with Mariella Lopez smiling in approval.
DM: Somebody has to come out here and stop this!
MM: I agree! This is starting to get out of hand!
As things were looking quite bleak, even with Eavan Maloney getting herself involved. MLE was not backing down, that was... until there was a black out in the arena.
DM: What the hell is going on now!?
MM: Who knows! We're getting way too many of these! It's out of hand!
The lights turn back on and stands along with Wildside, The Purge and Eavan are the Psychopathic Freak Show trio of The Reaper and The Allen Sisters. Reaper took it to Kelli Saint while Nicole went up against Lola and Lizzy chased Mariella Lopez out of there. This allowed Eavan, Wildside and The Purge to eliminate The Monsters of Beauty and Diamond Steele from the ring and to the floor below, much to the delight of the crowd.
DM: The Freak Show with the timely assist to Wildside and The Purge!
MM: They have a little beef with the Sainthood in regards to how the match ended two weeks ago, as well as Kelli and Abby going at it on social media and that'll come to a head later tonight!
The black out happens once more, and shortly after the lights come back on and The Psychopathic Freak Show is gone, leaving it just Eavan, Wildside and The Purge out there with Kelli, Lola, Diamond, Mandy, Beauty and Mariella up on the ramp. On the PremiumTron 9000, Danielle Lopez appears and she is a little bit annoyed here.
Danielle Lopez: I'm getting sick and tired of this whole Mariella and friends schtick of fucking up the matches I designed to determine number one contenders. This shit is fucking ridiculous, wouldn't you agree?
In the ring, Wildside, The Purge and Eavan Maloney are all in agreement.
Danielle Lopez: So here's how its going to go down. At Boom or Bust IV, we're going to have ourselves a three way match for the Tag Team Championship! Sainthood defends their titles against two teams they have royally pissed off. BOTH Wildside AND The Purge! GOOD LUCK, because YOU TWO are going to need it.
The screen shuts off and in the ring, The Purge and Wildside glare at the MLE roster, specifically The Sainthood who along with Mariella do NOT look pleased at all.
DM: We have another match for the biggest pay-per-view of the year and it'll be for the Tag Team Titles!
MM: Two teams The Sainthood AND Mariella have screwed over and angered over the last several months are going to get a shot at the Tag Team Titles! And the thing for the champs is they don't have to be pinned to lose the titles!
DM: That is true! Its going to be very interesting going forward!
As the commentators were done talking, the camera pans to The Pretty Committee walking backstage, flashing their Trios Titles to every worker before scoffing at them. They chat to themselves before they open up their private locker room. But upon entering, the faces of Davis, Taylor and Fierce turn into shock and horror then pure anger.
Christina Fierce: WHAT THE FUCK!?
That was Fierce's words as the room is filled with a baby crib, lots of places with diapers, baby wipes, bibs, bottles, pacifiers; if it is associated with toddlers, it is in this room. Fierce is boiling with anger while Bianca and Vero are going through all of the accessories.
Bianca Davis: They're going to PAY!
Christina Fierce: This is FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Veronica Taylor: Sooooooo childish!
In sheer anger, Fierce wrecks the pile of diapers, wipes and bibs while B and Vero trash everything else. The three of them then eye the crib.
Christina Fierce: We're going to destroy that fucking thing.
Bianca, Vero and Fierce begin to destroy the homemade baby crib with everything they have, eventually breaking it down into pieces. The Pretty Committee members throw all of the stuff in anger as the scene fades out from that point and we head to our next commercial break.
We come back from the commercial break and in the backstage area, catering to be specific, Toxic members Jenn, Dana and Amber Simmons are getting themselves some coffee and donuts. The trio of Simmons family members are chatting it up with nobody around.
Jenn Simmons: Sucks we don't have the Trios Championship in our camp. The gold would have looked phenomenal around our waists.
Amber Simmons: Agreed. I didn't see that blind fucking tag pee girl made to Bianca. That was my fault.
Dana Simmons: Don't beat yourself up for it. That fucking snake is sneaky. Never liked her.
Jenn Simmons: You get no argument from me, that's for sure.
The three of them finish up before heading on their way but the stomachs would soon turn for the worst for all three of them.
Jenn Simmons: Damn. What the hell was in those donuts?
Dana Simmons: Are we sure it wasn't the coffee? This hurts.
Amber Simmons: I'm thinking it was both. I'm not feeling well either.
Jenn Simmons: There better be a bathroom nearby, or I'm going to have a fucking bitch fit.
The three of them walk around and find a restroom where they immediately enter. The camera quickly pans to Mi Pi Sexy members Angelina Williams, Lexi Reiyne, Maya Parsons and Kelly Hampton giggling.
Kelly Hampton: Operation laxatives is a success.
Angelina Williams: No kidding. They're going to feel that for a while.
Lexi Reiyne: Maya, how much of that did you put in the donuts and coffee?
Maya Parsons: A LOT! I even put some Arby's Horsey Sauce in the creamer to give it an extra kick.
It was that point where Lexi threw up in her mouth a bit.
Lexi Reiyne: Eww. Disgusting.
Kelly Hampton: You're not lying. Good work girls. The plan is only beginning. We'll meet back here a little later for a follow up.
The four of them depart as we head back to ringside where Michelle Silva is set to announce the contestants of our next match.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Already in the ring... SERENA MARIELLA!
There's not much of a reaction for Serena.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd.
Michelle Silva: Making her way to the ring, hailing from Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 160 pounds., she is the Poison Dragon....
Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling.
Michelle Silva: ... DOKUEKI!
Dokueki is acting in arrogance before she starts shouting insults in Japanese then turning and dropping back to the mat.
Match 3: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon vs. Serena Mariella
The bell rang and out of sheer anger, Dokueki charged at Serena with lefts and rights of fury. Serena tried to cover up but the speed and efficiency of the strikes was getting to be a bit much for Serena to overcome. But Serena got in one shot, and that was a slap to Dokueki’s face which only angered her further. Dokueki was laying some STIFF shots before going for the kill… and DRILLS her to the mat with the Dragon’s Dive! Dokueki places her right foot on top of Serena’s body in a disrespectful cover while Lauren Adams begins the count…1!
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WINNER: Dokueki, The Poison Dragon via pinfall!
"Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play as Dokueki was victorious.
DM: Dokueki was just flat out dominant over Serena Mariella!
MM: She didn't break a sweat, Des! She just flat out destroyed Serena Mariella with ease!
DM: We'll be taking a quick break! We'll be back with The "Family" versus the 2 Broke Chicks after these messages!
We come back from the break and backstage already in progress, Elektra Stratos is beating the daylights out of Joanna. Officials are trying to pry the "Greek Gladiator" off of the "Jungle Girl" but it was proving to be very difficult as she was not going to let up. After some time though, the officials managed to complete the task with Joanna looking seriously hurt and Elektra has a sly smile on her face.
Elektra Stratos: At the biggest pay-per-view of this year, I will put an end to you ONCE and FOR ALL! GUARANTEED!
Elektra delivered a stomp to the face of Joanna for good measure before being escorted off the premises.
DM: This beef between these two is at a fever pitch, and at Boom or Bust, it'll be settled as they go one on one with each other!
MM: Two former friends and Tag Team/Trios Champions are finally going to settle this dispute that has gone on since October!
DM: Up next, it'll be one on one action between Dokueki and Serena Mariella!
MM: Correction! It's going to be Serena being fed to an angry Dokueki! Wonder what she did to piss the boss off to be going up against an irate Poison Dragon?
DM: That's a very good question! Let's send it to Michelle!
We pan to the ring.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for One Fall! If the 2 Broke Chicks win, Chroma Conclave gets a Trios Championship match at Boom or Bust IV! But if The Family wins, then the 2 Broke Chicks MUST DISBAND!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the first team!
You know, I'm tired of all the aggression, huh
I just wanna sing songs like when we were kids, you know
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Słoń and Dope D.O.D.’s “Make’em Bleed” comes on over the PA system as the arena lights dim down, bringing all attention to the lighting on and around the stage. Everyone’s attention is on the entrance curtain when, all of a sudden, a mechanical rattling is heard. From the side of the stage, an old 1960s model van crawls in, seemingly, on it’s dying legs. A total rust bucket, to put it kindly. As the opening refrain with Skits Vicious begins, the front doors open and out come 2 Broke Chicks. In name and literally! Getting out on the driver’s side, Jane Harper clearly has the keys in her hand but the engine is still sputtering until she gives it a frustrated Spartan kick to cut it off. There’s some visible laughs of amusement as Jane then turns towards the stage and tries to look serious as she approaches the ramp. From the passenger side, Chiaki Sanada gives their trusty rusty ride an adoring pat before running to catch up with her partner.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 235 pounds; Jane "The Hammer" Harper and Chiaki Sanada, together they are... 2 BROKE CHICKS!
As the two make their way down the ramp, Jane’s attempt to stay serious is all but lost once Chiaki moves in front of her, just goofing off and throwing random signs at the camera in sync with their music. The strength of the duo finally breaks into laughter at the little one’s antics and the pair continue towards the ring. Once they reach ringside, Jane comes in behind Chiaki and lifts the crazy little Joshi up onto her shoulders. She makes a lap around the ring itself while Chiaki’s waving her arms from side to side over her head, trying to get the fans to join in. They do, for the most part. Chiaki hops off of Jane’s shoulders and onto the apron. She’s back to throwing thuggish little hand signals as Jane climbs onto the apron. Jane climbs into the ring and stands behind Chiaki who is still doing her thing as they both throw up their actual, personal team gesture. Chiaki finally gets into the ring and the two of them move to their corner, removing their entrance gear and getting in a bit of last minute extra stretching as they get ready for their match.
Michelle Silva: And their opponents!
”Renegade" by Jay-Z plays and the crowd boos as Trey Dolla and James Baker walk out. Trey holding the Pride Wrestling World Title on his left shoulder while the Cardinal City Pro Junior Heavyweight Championship is on his right and one half of the Cardinal City Pro Tag Team Championship is around his waist while Baker has the Pride Wrestling Unified Championship around his waist and the other half of the Cardinal City Pro Tag Team Championship slinged on his shoulder. The father-son duo raise all of their collective championships in the air as the pyro goes off behind them.
Michelle Silva: On their way to the ring, both residing in the state of California at a combined weight of 388 pounds; "The King of Hardcore" James Baker and Trey Dolla, together they are... THE FAMILY!
The two of them walk down the aisle, flashing their championships and "wealth" in arrogant fashion, the same arrogance that Pride Wrestling fans have to deal with on a weekly basis. They each hop on the apron and enter through the middle rope before standing on opposite turnbuckles, continuing to show off and show out. The father and son look at Harper and Sanada with disdain on their faces and orders the referee to "keep the homeless" back while they get warmed up.
DM: What fucking arrogance from these two! They really have changed and not for the better!
MM: Or maybe, just maybe, they have been like this all along! You may have known them for a long time, but did you truly know them?
DM: I like to think I know them and say that shagging up with the Penis Peddlers changed them but James abandoned the boss lady in the middle of the night on a random night so who the hell knows!
Match 4: 2 Broke Chicks (Jane Harper and Chiaki Sanada) vs. The Family (James Baker and Trey Dolla) [If Harper and Sanada win, Chroma Conclave get rematch for the WWA Trios Championship at Boom or Bust IV! If The Family wins, 2 Broke Chicks must disband]
Baker and Trey went after Jane and Chiaki with weapons but the 2BC was able to side-step them before blasting their adversaries in the back with chairs to bring them down to their hands and knees. Harper and Sanada then blasted the two men in the back with the chairs to fully bring them down to the mat. The 2BC was in control early and were taking it to their much larger counterparts but don't think they were finished, not by a long shot as they kept hitting them with the chair until they felt it wasn't as effective anymore. They drop the weapons then go out of the ring to look for some more.
DM: Cheech and Jane are in control! What do you think they need to do to keep this match in their favor?
MM: Stay on them! Do not let up! Regardless of what one thinks of these guys, there is a wealth of experience among them! Trey is a young electrifying high flyer with a few accomplishments to his name while Baker is known worldwide as a Hardcore wrestling veteran with multiple World Title reigns to his resume!
DM: And you cannot forget that these two, especially Baker, will take any advantage they can to get ahead!
MM: No doubt about it! James Baker has been around long enough to know how to do that and his son is following in his footsteps for better or worse!
Harper and Sanada looked underneath the ring and pulled out a sledgehammer and a ladder respectively. Harper got the sledgehammer in the ring but Sanada wasn't so lucky as Trey Dolla was up and dropkicked the ladder right back into her face before doing a series of acrobat moves to throw Harper off. Harper tried to lunge but Trey dove off the apron and landed a plancha right on top of "The Hammer". Trey was celebrating before throwing Sanada back into the ring where Baker decided to stomp a mudhole in her and walk it dry. Trey tosses his father two cans of beer. Baker opened the beer and chugged them before delivering a running knee strike to the face. He went for the cover.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
KICKOUT!!!
DM: Jane Harper kicks out at the count of Two!
MM: All of that showboating Baker did would come back to bite most people in the ass but this is a veteran doing this crap!
DM: This could end up biting The Family as we go on! Then again people who I have casted bets for have a lot of money riding on the 2 Broke Chicks in this match!
MM: I'm surprised you're not being investigated for this shit!
DM: I'm only an employee! If I were a member of management or a referee, that would be a completely different thing! But since I'm just a commentator, it's not illegal!
MM: Fair point!
Baker told his son to get into the ring. Trey now holds Harper in position as Baker taunted her, slapping her in the face repeatedly before driving her down with a backbreaker. The father and son duo were taunting and rubbing in the fact that they had the upperhand, but that proved to be unwise as Sanada came back with the ladder she had earlier and was going insane, hitting both Baker and Trey with it to try and keep them down. She wrapped it around her head and neck and went helicopter mode, hitting both Baker and Trey when they approached, right up until she got tired and threw the ladder at them both to keep them down.
DM: That's one way to keep them down!
MM: You've called a lot of inter-gender matches in your broadcasting career! What is the difference between those and just straight up men or women matches?
DM: It allows the woman to become more creative while there can be those times where a man is very hesitant in hitting a woman! Obviously in this case neither Baker or Trey are hesitant in doing harm to a female which usually is frowned upon!
Sanada got Harper up to a vertical standing then the two of them went after Baker and Trey with whatever weapons they could find before they started firing the shots at them to keep them down on the mat. Both simultaneously ran the ropes, and Harper delivered a leg drop across the throat of Baker, and Sanada quickly followed up with a Rolling Thunder to the ribs, followed up with Harper hooking the leg for the cover...
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
KICKOUT!!!
DM: Now Baker kicks out at the count of Two!
MM: It wasn't going to be enough, but you need a good foundation for what puts somebody away and this is a start!
Harper and Sanada kept on punishing Baker and Trey, knowing that they had to stay on the duo to keep the advantage. They were taking turns stomping on both father and son and the crowd was loving the villains seemingly getting theirs. The 2 Broke Chicks then went to the top rope, opposite sides to be frank. Baker and Trey got to their feet and both Harper and Sanada dove off, with Harper hitting a diving crossbody to Baker while Sanada hit a diving hurricanrana. Both 2BC members simultaneously made the cover.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
NO!!!
But both Baker and Trey kicked out at the same time! Harper and Sanada continued to pound them... but they were eventually stopped as Baker hit Harper with a backbreaker and Trey raked the eyes of Sanada before hitting her with a double underhook powerbomb. The father-son duo were now in control, laying into both 2BC members with stomp after stomp and then weapon shot after weapon shot. Both Harper and Sanada were writhing in pain before Baker flipped Sanada on her back, allowing Trey to hit a standing Shooting Star Press before hooking the leg.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
NO!!!
DM: CHIAKI SANADA KICKS OUT!
MM: They're not going to stay down, Des! These two are as tough and resilient as they come!
Trey looked visibly frustrated, so Baker decided to stay on Harper, stomping on her at will before hitting her with his signature patented running knee strike, right knee connecting to the face of Jane Harper. Baker nonchalantly hooks the leg, thinking he and Trey have this.
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THR---NO!!!
DM: JANE HARPER KICKED OUT, BUT BARELY!
MM: Anything these two are doing, the 2BC are kicking out of! It's frustrating the "Family"!
Baker and Trey feeling highly frustrated, stomp on the 2BC some more before motioning to the back. Moments later, the WWA Trios Champions Bianca Davis, Veronica Taylor and Christina Fierce walk out and are accompanied by their manager Mariella Lopez. The four of them walk down the aisle, feeling as confident as ever before The PC gets into the ring. Now the entire family is complete as they huddle up together while Harper and Sanada lay prone on the mat in pain from all of the damage they have received while Mariella stands on the outside looking on. The PC get their damage in on the 2BC with the crowd booing loudly.
DM: This is a damn shame! You knew this was going to happen, but dammit nobody asked for them to be out here!
MM: That is the drawback of a no disqualification situation! Interference can and will likely happen!
Jane Harper and Chiaki Sanada lay out on the mat, surrounded by The Family and The Pretty Committee. They’ve got them down but they aren’t ready to end them yet. They’re more satisfied with taunting and rubbing it in. Trey Dolla and James Baker pick up both members of 2BC in modified Camel Clutches so the Pretty Committee can get right in their faces and taunt that their little tag team is over, as is their trio with Dokueki. Christina Fierce gets an idea and motions for the father and son duo to wait just one second. She calls for a fresh chair from Mariella Lopez; their manager cheering them on from ringside to finally end the proverbial thorns in their sides. Lopez slides a chair into the ring.
DM: Good lord! Mariella has a steel chair in hand!
MM: They're literally going to try and end the 2BC LIKE THIS!? This is fucked up!
As The Family and the rest of Pretty Committee are focused on what Christina Fierce is doing, a fan from the front row hops the barricade - track pants, hoodie, sneakers and black Covid mask over their face. What’s more is the kendo stick in the woman’s hand as she slides into the ring under the bottom rope. Christina sees her first but she’s too late to warn her colleagues as the hoodie woman takes the kendo stick and CRACKS it across the back of James Baker’s head, causing him to let go of Chiaki. Immediately after, she gives one to Trey Dolla, freeing Jane Harper. She takes a third shot at Bianca Davis but the Malibu Queen ducks under it and Veronica Taylor catches the mysterious woman with a forearm to the head. She grabs her as Bianca picks up the kendo stick and cocks it back for a shot but Chiaki Sanada’s made it back to her feet and rips it from her hands. Bianca spins around on instinct and Chiaki cracks her over the head with the stick. Jane Harper grabs Veronica Taylor off of their unidentified savior and sends her back with a big German Suplex! The hoodie woman turns to Christina Fierce now as Harper and Sanada get Page and Taylor out of the ring. It looks like it’s three on one flipped the other way now but the hoodie woman sticks out her arms, insisting 2BC don’t move on Fierce. Instead, she unzips the hoodie and throws back her hood to reveal platinum silver dyed hair. The crowd erupts at what seems like a familiar sign. Even Chiaki Sanada goes wide eyed and her jaw drops before the woman even rips off her Covid mask to reveal...YUKIKO KUSANAGI!!
DM: Holy shit... that's....
MM: That's Yukiko Kusanagi! What is she doing here? And why is she helping the 2 Broke Chicks?
Yukiko yells to Fierce in Japanese - “Ora! Doshita!” She goads her to come at her with the chair and Fierce happily obliges. She swings high. Yukiko gives her the slip. Fierce spins around and Yukiko hits her with her signature Steel Feather spinning heel kick! Fierce drops and rolls out of the ring and Yukiko turns her sights on Mariella Lopez next. She drops out of the ring and advances on her slowly with a cold, murderous gaze in her eyes. It doesn’t take long for Mariella to book it around the ring and up the ramp.
DM: Mariella is high tailing it out of there! She wants no more part of this!
MM: That's the smartest decision she's made in quite a while!
The Pretty Committee are out of it and Mariella is gone. Trey Dolla is starting to stir and Jane quickly lifts him onto her shoulders. Sanada gets up and goes to the top rope where immediately after she dives off and delivers a Flipping Piledriver.
DM: PAY DAY! PAY DAY! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN TREY DOLLA IS KNOCKED OUT!
MM: He's not moving and the old man isn't either!
DM: Chiaki has the cover and Jane is guarding the ring while Yukiko Kusanagi stands on the outside!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
WINNERS: 2 Broke Chicks via pinfall!
Jane and Chiaki continue their celebration in the ring when Yukiko re-enters the ring with a microphone in hand. 2BC’s music cuts as she slaps the head of the mic, causing a ‘thump thump thump.’
Yukiko Kusanagi: Oi! Mariella-san! Kono atari...de henka...no toki ga kimashita.
A laugh escapes her that sounds like it’s on the verge of sheer insanity as Yukiko comes to lean on the ropes, watching Mariella and the Pretty Committee on the stage. The sneer on her face looks just as unhinged.
Yukiko Kusanagi: You...fuck with my famiree….
Her sneer turns into a ravenous smile as she draws a thumb across her throat.
Yukiko Kusanagi: Anata wa...shinimasu!
“Groove” resumes over the PA system again as Yukiko drops the microphone and rejoins 2BC in the center of the ring. Chiaki excitedly jumps on Yukiko in a childishly giddy hug. Yukiko half hugs her with a back pat before Chiaki lets her go. Jane looks grateful if not a little confused but she offers out a fist to Yukiko. There’s a moment of hesitation but after Chiaki says something, Yukiko bumps Jane’s fist and nods to her.
DM: Chroma Conclave and the 2BC live and will fight for the Trios Titles at Boom or Bust IV, but what exactly is Yukiko's business here? Is she even under contract?
MM: The last part, we don't know but at least two of the best teams in this company today aren't splitting up!
DM: It's time for another ad break to keep the lights on! We'll be back with more Frenzy in just a bit!
We come back from break and the camera pans to the back where Jung Moon is standing by in the interview segment but is on her own here.
Jung Moon: This is real, guys. Tonight I defend my Television Championship against Eavan Maloney.
The camera pans to the Television Title sitting around Jung’s waist.
Jung Moon: A lot of people I see around the neighborhood have been telling me how excited they are to know the match is going to take place. Two women with different styles but similar struggles. Both competitors had to work their way up the system to get to where they are today.
Jung says with a nod.
Jung Moon: It’s true that like me, Eavan is a self made woman. She is a part of the working class people, working her way up the ranks from the bottom and all that hard work paid off December 6th, 2019 when you became WWA World Champion. And you had a reign for the ages, a reign fans will talk about for years to come.
Jung pauses for a brief bit before continuing.
Jung Moon: Honestly, I’m looking forward to this. Ever since I was made aware that your last goal in WWA was to beat me then you can depart from the business with no regrets, my sole focus has been on this match. There’s a huge amount of respect between the both of us, you’ve been in the spot I’m headed towards. Hell you are pound for pound one of the best competitors in this company, let alone the world. Your last true objective is to beat me, I get that. But for me…
Another pause.
Jung Moon: Beating you is something I NEED to do. I need to beat you to further prove that I belong amongst the heavy hitters of this company. Will it be easy? Of course not, I don’t want it easy but Eavan, you will know firsthand why I am Unforgettable and I do wish you all the best in our match. May the best woman win and bring your A+ game because I most certainly will.
We pan back to ringside.
Michelle Silva: This next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
The lights dim and white noise covers the screen and sounds throughout the arena. The white noise continues for fifteen seconds before drums and guitars kick in from Anthrax's "Potter's Field" Fifteen seconds later, three spotlights converge on the center of the stage. Fire ignites a cross design on the sides of the stage and then rings the spot where the lights are.
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, accompanied by Lola Saint and Mariella Lopez, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 157 pounds, one half of the WWA Tag Team Champions; "The Killjoy"... KELLI SAINT!
Inside the circle, Killjoy, rises up through the floor standing with their hands folded in prayer as Lola Saint and Mariella Lopez stand beside her. Kelli stands in prayer for a few seconds as the fire dies down. Killjoy walks to the ring with an unending stare that just screams out hatred and violence for everyone in sight while Lola and Mariella are shouting at the fans. All three of them enter the ring with Mariella hyping up both Saints as they raise their Tag Team Titles in the air before Kelli waits for her opponent to come out.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
"Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors as the crowd in attendance cheers very loudly. The Reaper, still without the face paint, walks out from the back looking motivated to finally getting a match she has wanted for a long time..
Michelle Silva: On her way to the ring, from the Darkest Area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 128 pounds... ABBY PARKER!
Abby begins to walk down the aisle with her eyes fixated on Kelli Saint before stepping onto the steel steps and getting into the ring underneath the bottom rope. She continues to glare at Kelli while also mouthing something towards Lola's direction before tilting her head sideways and goes into her corner as the match is moments away from beginning.
DM: It looks like Abby is coming out as herself here tonight!
MM: She was out here earlier with the paint, but Kelli on Twitter has called The Reaper and I quote "a bullshit ass Elvira routine", referencing Cassandra Patterson and her alter-ego Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! So I'm assuming that's why Abby decided to drop the paint tonight but who knows!
Match 5: Abby Parker vs. Kelli Saint (w/Lola Saint)
The bell sounded and both Abby Parker and Kelli Saint didn't hesitate in throwing haymakers at one another, turning this one into a brawl with Abby eventually winning the exchange and knocking Kelli down with a huge right hand. The crowd was behind Abby and she made things interesting with her methodical style, even hitting her with the Reaper's Fantasies that got a Two count! But Abby was staying on Kelli and not allowing her to get an advantage. That would only last so long as Abby ran off the ropes but Lola grabbed the leg which allowed Kelli to capitalize and rolled her up... but only got a Two count out of it!Kelli had the upperhand from there and even managed a second near fall via a running neckbreaker. Kelli was still in control but Abby was coming back with strikes of her own that caused "The Killjoy" to stagger, eventually hitting Dust in the Wind and another cover... but Kelli kicked out at the count of Two! While that was a near fall, Abby stayed with her aggressiveness and was starting to close in on a victory... but the lights turned out and fire blasted on the top of the aisle followed by Dr. Paul Lester appearing on the screen along with Perseus, Kiara and Zaira behind him. Lester has a smirk on his face.
Dr. Lester: Hello, Abby. Nice to see you. As you're on your way to victory, you also should be wondering just why am I at your compound? Why are we here?
Lester still has the devilish grin on his face.
Dr. Lester: You wanted to disrespect me and The Prophecy and do harm to us? That's well and good but now its our turn. I'm going to take something valuable away from you. Perseus... light that fucker on fire.
Perseus does as she is told and throws the match inside of the Reaper Compound, engulfing it into flames.
DM: GOOD GOD! Lester has set the Reaper Compound on fire!
MM: Things are about to go from bad to worse for Abby Parker!
Before Abby could properly react, she turned around only to eat the Playtime's Over kick to the face before being lifted up... and DRIVEN DOWN WITH NO LAUGHING MATTER! Kelli quickly hooked the leg for the cover...
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2!
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3!
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2!
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3!
WINNER: "The Killjoy" Kelli Saint via pinfall!
"Potter's Field" by Anthrax plays and the fans boo as Kelli, Lola and Mariella quickly head out of the ring and walk up the aisle with the Tag Team Titles in tow.
DM: Kelli Saint got the win, but I think the bigger story here is Dr. Lester just burned down the home of Abby Parker!
MM: That's insane, Des! Lester is that damn bitter about Abby smartening up and he burned down the compound! What justifies this!?
DM: Not a damn thing, that's what!
As The Sainthood and their manager are gone, Abby comes to the realization that her home, her sanctuary has been burned to a crisp. She looks quite angry and it doesn't look like Nicole and Lizzy Allen can calm her down but they do help her up and along with Brother Parks and Doomsday, escort her to the back but this feud with Lester is far from over as we take our final commercial break.
We come back from the break and in the bathroom, Dana, Amber and Jenn Simmons are inside of separate stalls, conducting some business while on the commode and the three of them are hurting badly from the donuts and coffee from earlier.
Dana Simmons: I'm fucking dying here.
Amber Simmons: Girls, do you either of you have toilet paper?
Dana Simmons: No. Jenn?
Jenn Simmons: Negative.
Amber Simmons: Goddammit. I don't either.
Jenn Simmons: How the fuck are we going to wipe?
Right on cue it seems, Reyna Carter walks in with a hazmat suit on and accompanying her are Derek Saunders, Angelina Williams, Lexi Reiyne and Maya Parsons who each have multiple rolls of Toilet Paper on hand. Reyna stands front and center while her teammates are by her side.
Reyna Carter: A little birdie told me you girls need some toilet paper. Is that right?
Dana Simmons: Hey what the fuck is this?
Amber Simmons: We did nothing to you.
Reyna Carter: Correction. You attacked us TWICE in a span of three days, and we're not counting you bitches getting the jump on us after the bullshit that went down at Eve of Destruction. Did you really think we weren't going to get revenge? Fuck you're as dumb as the Weenie Wranglers.
Kelly Hampton: Maybe even dumber.
Jenn Simmons: Give us the toilet paper.
Reyna tilted her head as if she were offended in the tone Jenn took with her.
Reyna Carter: I'm sorry. Was that a demand I just heard?
Dana Simmons: We need toilet paper.
Reyna Carter: Listen slut. You know you have to be polite when you ask for things?
Kelly Hampton: Unlike the thousands of guys who stick their dicks in your holes, we dont reward bad behavior.
The crew all laugh among themselves.
Reyna Carter: We're going to try this again. Politely. What's the magic word?
Amber Simmons: GIVE US THE TP!
Reyna Carter: Girls, did that sound like magic words to you?
Maya Parsons: No.
Derek Saunders: Definitely not, Rey.
Reyna Carter: Looks like neither of you bitches are getting fucking toilet paper then.
The three of them get up from their positions on the toilet but quickly realize that's a mistake as their stomach's cause them to sit back down. Maya, Derek and Angelina kick down the stall doors and it lands right on Dana, Amber and Jenn who are slumped down on the toilet. The rest of Mi Pi Sexy leave but Reyna stays behind, playing catch with a roll of toilet paper.
Reyna Carter: Don't fuck with us, because we're just as vicious as they come. I'll be taking this with me.
Reyna walks out of the bathroom with the roll of toilet paper as we head back to ringside.
DM: Don't fuck with them, they'll make you pay for it!
MM: A little homage to what Team Lethality did to Morgan Simmons back in PCW! Now we can say all four members of that family have gone through very SHITTY situations!
DM: Oh I remember that night like it was yesterday! I called Morgan's SHITTY situation, and now Dana, Amber and Jenn are in a world full of SHIT here tonight!
MM: I don't feel bad for them one bit! But you know up next is the main event for the Television Championship!
DM: That's right! Jung Moon has arguably the biggest test of her reign as Television Champion and her opponent is a woman who has not only held the championship, but has been in the same spot Jung is in today!
MM: That's right! Eavan Maloney is a former World Champion who was in the main event of last year's Boom or Bust pay-per-view event! She's also been Television Champion as well as starting her WWA tenure with a large unbeaten streak! There are a lot of similarities between these two and neither like to give up! This is going to be a hell of a fight! When does this start?
DM: As soon as we get on with the introductions! Take it away, Michelle!
We pan to Michelle Silva for the introductions.
Michelle Silva: This next bout is your MAAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL... AND IT IS FOR THE WWA TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP!
A pause occurs.
Michelle Silva: Introducing first!
A cover version of Mark Crozer and The Rels’s “Broken Out of Love” begins with nothing happening at the entrance ramp. At the 0:20 mark as BREAK is screamed... Eavan Maloney walks out from the back with a purpose and a slight scowl on her face.
Michelle Silva: The challenger, from New Orleans, Louisiana, she is the Serpent of Chaos. EAVAN... MALONEY!!!!
Eavan walks down the ramp with purpose and a touch of flair, before rolling under the bottom rope and getting up on the turnbuckles to soak in the cheers and jeers of the crowd. Eavan drops off the turnbuckles, removes her jacket and lays it aside, before she rolls her wrists and shoulders, pacing around in her corner awaiting her opponent.
Michelle Silva: And her opponent!
The lights dim and the Steve Aoki Remix of "Mic Drop" by BTS begins to play with the fans cheering as loud as they possibly could. A spotlight slowly moves around until the beat picks up and it races around the arena. As the beat dies a bit the spotlight lands on an arena entrance way and out walks "Unforgettable" Jung Moon with a black baseball bat over her shoulder and the WWA Television Championship around her waist. She pauses to look around the arena before beginning to walk down the stairs ringside, timing it as the lyrics start.
Michelle Silva: She is residing in Brooklyn, New York by way of Seoul, South Korea weighing in at 140 pounds! She is the WWA Television Champion; "Unforgettable"... JUNG MOON!
As the song reaches the chorus Moon reaches the arena floor. She climbs the barricade and then mimics a mic drop before stepping off and landing on the ringside floor. She runs and slides on the apron on one knee grabbing the ropes with her free hand. Jung Moon walks to the corner turnbuckle and climbs from the outside and takes off her mask before she holds her fist out in the air as she nods her head to the music. She jumps into the ring and takes off her vest, hat, and bandanna before unstrapping the title from around her waist, raising it in the air before giving it to the referee as she prepares for her match to start.
Main Event: Jung Moon © vs. Eavan Maloney [WWA Television Championship]
The bell sounds and both Jung and Eavan circle around the ring for a lockup. Neither was able to gain the upperhand over the other so they tried it again, this time with Jung taking Eavan down with a snapmare but Eavan got them back to a vertical standing and hit her with a hip toss, then an arm drag. Eavan went for another one, but Jung countered it with a hip toss of her own. Eavan popped right back up to her feet and now the two were at a stalemate while the crowd was fired up for both competitors. They went for a third lock up, but Jung faked Eavan out and planted her down with a German Suplex that got a Two count!Jung started gaining control with her speed and strikes… but Eavan blocked one of the strikes then hit a kick right to the stomach that doubled Jung over before hitting a Swinging Neckbreaker that got a Two count! Eavan continued the advantage and went to slow the match down, something she typically doesn't do. But the strategy was working out for her quite nicely as she synched in a rear naked choke that Jung was having difficulty getting out of. Jung reversed it into a cover... but Eavan kicked out at Two! Jung got back to her feet, but Eavan quickly pounced onto her by hitting the Family Tradition! She immediately went for the cover... but Jung kicked out at Two, albeit BARELY which frustrated Eavan as she thought she had won the match.
Both competitors were a bit worn down but still had fight left in them. They exchanged lefts and rights with each other back and forth, neither getting the clear cut advantage at the moment but Jung eventually got the upperhand with her striking ability before capping it off with the Heart and Seoul that got a long Two count! Two near-falls a piece for both women and Jung set up for the Crescent Moon, but Eavan blocked it and turned it into the Gnat Gnat, along with a cover... but Jung barely kicked out at the count of Two! Eavan was shocked and the frustration was starting to come out of the "Serpent of Chaos".
Eavan was in control and was stomping all over Jung with her boots before hitting a knee right to the face of the Television Champion! She got Jung up and hit her with another Family Tradition, but rather than go for the cover, she decided that the end was near and was looking for The Last Word! In the driver's seat to possibly win the Television Championship for the second time, Eavan waited and waited for Jung to get to her feet. As Jung used the ropes to get to a vertical standing, Eavan went for The Last Word... but Jung held on and Eavan landed right on her neck. Jung was starting to stir and used the ropes to get back to her feet. As Eavan got up and Jung was firmly on the top rope, Jung dove off and went for it...
DM: LUNAR ECLIPSE! JUNG MOON WITH LUNAR ECLIPSE TO EAVAN MALONEY!
MM: And Jung made sure to hit that one! What a move!
Right as Jung hit the move, Christina Lopez appeared in the ring and attacked the Television Champion with the title belt, causing the disqualification.
WINNER, AND STILL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: “Unforgettable” Jung Moon via disqualification!
DM: Eavan is irate and I'm not holding any sympathy for Chrystalina once Eavan gets her hands on her!
MM: She brought it all on herself! We need a camera back there so we can watch Eavan tear that ass up!
DM: I agree!
As Eavan is gone, Jung is just now getting back to her feet... but is floored from seemingly out of nowhere with a Discus Clothesline by Morgan Simmons, and the crowd is BOOING the WWA World Champion with sheer hatred in their lungs.
DM: Damn her! Morgan Simmons now picking the bones after Jung not only went through a grueling title defense against Eavan, but Christina Lopez also attacking her!
MM: She's an opportunist for better or worse! That's how she's built the foundation of her career! Strike when there's an opening and do it whether the means are dirty or not! I don't condone it but you don't get by with twenty years in the sport with zero intelligence!
Morgan with a lot of aggression in her base, is pounding away at an exhausted Jung Moon... but the Television Champion is fighting back despite the fatigue. She nearly gets over on Morgan and attempted the Seoul Crusher... but she couldn't fully get Morgan up who immediately hit her with a knee lift to the jaw before hoisting her up and dropping her down...
DM: SYNN-FULL RIDE TO HELL! MORGAN JUST DRILLED JUNG MOON WITH SYNN-FULL RIDE TO HELL!
MM: That was just ruthless! Jung's head just spiked right off the mat!
Jung was clearly out and Morgan, still with the WWA World Championship around her waist, grabs a microphone and now has the Television Championship in her hand.
Morgan Simmons: Jung Moon. The lethal Korean representing the cesspool of Brooklyn, New York. Newsflash, BOSTON is where its at.
The crowd boos.
Morgan Simmons: You may have gotten a couple over on me... but it is me who stands on top. I ALWAYS win in the end, and you want to take something I cherish very much? That's fine because I want to take something from you as well. I say let's raise the stakes.
Morgan says with a smirk.
Morgan Simmons: IF you manage to walk out of Boom or Bust IV with the WWA World Championship, not only will Toxic disband but I will RETIRE from professional wrestling for good.
DM: OH MY GOD!
The crowd is popping at the possibility of Morgan retiring which prompts the World Champion to snap.
Morgan Simmons: I'm sure all of you uncultured swine would love nothing more than to see me go, but it's not going to happen. It gets better though. WHEN Jung Moon fails to defeat me, she will be fired from this company and the WWA Television Championship... will be NO MORE!
The crowd boos loudly at Morgan wanting to put an end to the Television Championship.
Morgan Simmons: My intent is to take away your livelihood, Jung. Take away the very things that you cherish. But before I physically break you on April 2nd, I will break you mentally in two weeks.
As Jung attempted to get up to a vertical base, Morgan smashed her in the face with the microphone to bring her back down. With a few drops of blood trickling down Jung's forehead, Morgan kneels down at Jung and with a psychotic glare in her eyes, she quietly resumes her tirade.
Morgan Simmons: In two weeks, I will break you mentally and I'm going to do that by dismantling somebody who is near and dear to your heart. Somebody who you love dearly I will take GREAT PLEASURE in beating senseless. This person's blood is on YOUR hands, not mine.
"Du Hast" by Rammstein plays and Morgan throws the Television Championship onto Jung's prone body. Placing her boot on Jung's mid-section, Morgan unstraps the WWA World Championship from around her waist and raises it high in the air to massive boos from the audience inside of The Lethal Compound.
DM: The stakes have been raised, and the future of the Television Championship is now in jeopardy!
MM: I'm wondering who the hell Morgan plans on maiming in two weeks! We don't know much, if anything, about Jung's life outside of the ring! Who is this person that's super close to her!?
DM: I'm getting word that we have an update on the Christina Lopez/Eavan Maloney situation! Let's get a camera to the back!
A camera pans backstage where Christina Lopez is hauling ass towards the parking lot, but Eavan Maloney isn't far back despite Lopez's head start. Christina was right near a Toyota Camry and climbed in the passenger seat with the vehicle quickly speeding off just as Eavan arrived. The "Serpent of Chaos" looked completely irate as she watched the vehicle speed away, grabbing a trash can full of trash and throwing it as far as she could in anger as the broadcast comes to a close.