Post by Dani on Apr 14, 2021 5:23:46 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Dani's Birthday Bash
Date: 4-14-2021
Venue: The Lethal Compound (San Diego, California)
Date: 4-14-2021
Venue: The Lethal Compound (San Diego, California)
The show opens up, not to the usual commentators, but to the MC's of this broadcast, Crystal Alvarez, Tara Cabral and Mariah Lopez.
Crystal Alvarez: Hey, what's up everybody? Welcome to the Lethal Compound. I am one of your hosts, the KO QUEEN herself, Crystal Alvarez. Alongside my best friend, the LATINA NINJA herself, Mariah Lopez.
Mariah Lopez: Not only are we hosting but we got the complete book to produce all of this shit. But we're also joined by our special play-by-play analyst for this evening, the Joshi Champion herself, “The Lioness” Tara Cabral.
Tara Cabral: You two, this is going to be a great show and we're honoring a great boss and person. We have one hour to do all of this.
Mariah Lopez: I'm excited.
Crystal Alvarez: Mariah, you didn't bring in the strippers, did you?
Mariah Lopez: I'm not confirming or denying anything. But I will say this; we have three matches on tap and while they do count towards the overall records here, all rivalries and stuff of that nature will be put aside here tonight. This is all for fun, and Dani is getting presents.
Crystal Alvarez: I still don't know if she used mine from last year. Not that people watching need to know that.
Tara Cabral: I think she might have used a couple of them but can't exactly confirm it.
Mariah Lopez: Do we have the contestants of our first match set up? Much less a ring announcer?
Crystal Alvarez: We do. Reyna Carter against Abby Parker!
Tara Cabral: That's going to be a fun match.
Mariah Lopez: We're still not calling her Reaper, right?
Crystal Alvarez: While she's cool and all, there's only one Reaper to us and that's Ryan Robinson.
Mariah Lopez: Well said. Guess I'll get up and do the ring announcing.
Mariah gets up from her chair but gets a smack on the ass by both Crystal and Tara who tell her to get into the ring. Mariah looks back at her friends before grabbing her microphone and stands in the center of the ring.
Mariah Lopez: This first contest of this show is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Everybody screams ONE FALL at the top of their lungs.
Mariah Lopez: GODDAMN, not so fucking loud.
Everybody lets out a laugh, including Tara and Crystal on commentary.
Mariah Lopez: I need to introduce the referee for all three matches tonight. She works for Pride Wrestling, she's a model for ReyFab Incorporated. Her and I are second cousins, and she's really excited to be here. Give it up for... PENELOPE LOPEZ! C'mon Pen, get your ass out here, we don't have all day.
Penelope Lopez walks out from the back, wearing a very skimpy referee outfit and has a huge smile on her face. She gets into the ring and hugs Mariah before leaning against the ropes. Now Mariah can introduce the competitors.
Michelle Silva: Introducing the first competitor. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, at a weight of 122 pounds! She is the Glam Boss... REYNA CARTER!
"Yikes'' by Nicki Minaj hits and the crowd cheers. The lights shine bright as Reyna Carter walks out from the back with a smirk on her face. Reyna walks down the aisle, and points at those who are cheering her on. She hops on the apron and gets in the ring through the bottom rope. Rey gets on the rope and looks at the crowd before nodding at them. Once Reyna gets down, she takes off her glamourous looking hooded jacket and hands it to a ringside attendant before looking at her opponent with a focused expression on her face.
Tara Cabral: Reyna Carter does have the accolades to back up her "Glam Boss" moniker.
Crystal Alvarez: I fucking hate this bitch. She knows she can't beat me.
Tara Cabral: Babe! This is not the show to express your hatred for Reyna Carter!
Crystal Alvarez: I know but my blood boils when I have to be in the same room as her for any lengthy amount of time!
Mariah Lopez: Her opponent, from a dark place in Canada where it is fucking cold as shit in the winter time. She weighs in at 128 pounds, she is billed as The Reaper, but her name is ABBY PARKER!
"Living Dead Girl” by Rob Zombie plays throughout the arena, strobe lights blinking a vary of colors as the crowd in attendance cheers very loudly. The Reaper, still without the face paint, walks out from the back looking motivated to finally getting a match she has wanted for a long time. Abby begins to walk down the aisle with her eyes fixated on the ring before stepping onto the steel steps and getting into the ring underneath the bottom rope. She tilts her head sideways and goes into her corner as the match is moments away from beginning.
Crystal Alvarez: Babe, is it really that cold in Canada?
Tara Cabral: Yes it fucking is. I hope Abby brought some Timbits.
Crystal Alvarez: You ate that whole big stack we brought back from Toronto, didn't you?
Tara Cabral: Says a woman whose pregame meal is downing a whole tub of Vanilla Ice Cream with a side of Chips Ahoy cookies. Like goddamn no wonder why we always buy Ice Cream at the store!
Crystal Alvarez: I can't help it if that pumps me up for dinner. Still haven't exactly tried to down a whole chocolate cake in under five minutes! That Lilith Meadows girl from The Last of the Valkyries team in NFW beats me in that category!
Tara Cabral: The world is ending when you admit something that significant!
DING! DING! DING!
The bell sounds and both Reyna and Abby circle around the ring for good positioning. Abby got Reyna in a side headlock but Reyna switches behind her and locks in a hammerlock before taking Abby down to the mat. This was a technical affair early on and Reyna managed to get the upperhand but Abby hit a pump kick right to the jaw to take down the inaugural Grand Slam Winner. Abby went for the pin early...
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Tara Cabral: Reyna kicked out at Two!
Crystal Alvarez: Dammit! You know I'm rooting for your bestie here!
Tara Cabral: While I do appreciate that, but Reyna isn't that bad! C'mon now!
Crystal Alvarez: I respectfully disagree with you, but I also don't want to end up on the couch tonight! That thing is uncomfortable with King Woofers wanting to sleep right next to ya!
Tara Cabral: Mhmm!
Abby still had control of this one and whipped Reyna into a corner. Abby went in for a splash... NOBODY HOME! And Reyna quickly capitalized with the side kick known as the Glam Kick! Abby was down but Reyna wasn't going to let up even for one second as she dropped a knee right onto the forehead of Abby. Reyna raised her arm in the air to cheers from the crowd before waiting for Abby to get up. Abby gets to her feet and Reyna places her in a DDT like position before lifting her up... and DROPPING HER DOWN with Toronto's Finest Hour! Reyna flips Abby on her back and goes for the cover...
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Tara Cabral: Oh wow! Abby kicked out just in the nick of time!
Crystal Alvarez: That was tough! Like damn, we get an opening match like this! Of course yours truly helped book this extravaganza! I was surprised they let us use the production equipment!
Tara Cabral: As long as another sex scene isn't filmed, we should be in the clear!
Crystal Alvarez: I don't see any Aubrey Cassidy's around so we should be fine! Unless we decide to…
Tara Cabral: NO! Babe we don’t need any of that.
Crystal Alvarez: Fair enough.
The match up went on for several more minutes. Reyna had the advantage, but Abby was coming back with her own style of offense. Reaper ran the ropes and landed a high knee to the face. She then set up for the Butterfly DDT called the Reaper Death Drop in honor of the late Ryan Robinson... but Reyna was blocking it at every turn, got out of it and dropkicked Abby into a turnbuckle. Reyna quickly ran in... and landed the corner dropkick called Mean Girl Problems! Abby stumbled out and Reyna placed her foot on the right side of the face before dropping down...
Tara Cabral: INFERIORITY COMPLEX! Reyna just nailed Abby with Inferiority Complex!
Crystal Alvarez: Dammit! She's out of it!
Tara Cabral: Right you are babe! We have a cover!
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DING! DING! DING!
Mariah Lopez: Your winner of this match by way of pinfall, "The Glam Bo$$" Reyna Carter!
"Yikes" by Nicki Minaj plays and Reyna gets her hand raised by Penelope. Reyna rolls out of the ring and goes to the bucket where Mariah is standing by.
Mariah Lopez: Hard fought win, Rey. What are your thoughts?
Reyna Carter: We did it big tonight. It's not about rivalries, it's not about hatred, its boss lady's night and we at Mi Pi Sexy collectively bought a gift. Girls, bring it out here.
Right on cue, Angelina Williams, Lexi Reiyne, Maya Parsons and Kelly Hampton have a present and they place them in the bucket before they along with Reyna depart from the back.
Mariah Lopez: I wonder what this is. But we'll find that out later tonight when Dani opens all of her presents...
As unexpectedly as it appeared to be, ”Renegade" by Jay-Z plays and the crowd boos as Trey Dolla and James Baker walk out. The two significant others of The Pretty Committee stalk towards Mariah and Baker snatches the mic out of her hand.
James Baker: We're shutting this whole fucking thing down.
Everybody boos loudly.
James Baker: I don't appreciate nor like Danielle Lopez. She's a sorry excuse of a human being. She's not the "good girl" that she is portrayed to be and I'll be glad when she finally dies so I can piss on her grave and...
That particular line pissed off Mariah and she started attacking the "King of Hardcore" but Trey Dolla jumped on her and it became two against one.
Tara Cabral: Mariah is getting attacked. Let's go.
Crystal Alvarez: Right behind you.
Tara and Crystal leave the commentary table and go to help Mariah against Baker and Trey. Crystal kicked Baker right between the legs before hooking him in position... and DROPPED HIM with Wrath of THE Alvarez while Tara was taking care of Trey as she hit him with the Tara-Rizer! Immediately upon impact, Mariah grabbed Trey... and DRILLED HIM with the STFU Driver! The three of them brush themselves off and stand over the bodies of Baker and Trey before they wave to the back. WWA security Marty and Scott come out and take the two bodies before departing from the scene.
Mariah Lopez: Hey, are you two good?
Crystal Alvarez: We're alright. Shit got a little crazy but we handled those two little jokes.
Tara Cabral: I didn't exactly plan on getting physical, fighting wise, but we do what we have to do. Question is are you good, Mariah?
Mariah Lopez: I'm okay. Those two hit like bitches. But we'll be good.
Crystal Alvarez: Killer. Let's get on to the next match.
Tara and Crystal go back to their positions at the announce table while Mariah gets into the ring and gets ready to announce the contestants of our next match.
Mariah Lopez: This upcoming match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
The crowd chants ONE FALL even louder. Mariah folds her arms and pouts before continuing.
Mariah Lopez: Introducing the first team. Both are from Chicago, Illinois at a combined weight of 241 pounds. The short petite blonde is Lizzy and the taller brown hair girl is Nicole, together they are The Allen Sisters.
"Wake Up" by Story of the Year hits the PA system. Immediately Nicole and Lizzy Allen emerge from the backstage curtain. The crowd stands up and cheers for the sisterly duo. They walk down the aisle and salute the crowd. When they reach the end of the aisle, they look around before they slowly walk up the stairs and enter the ring. Once the two of them are in, they go to opposite turnbuckles and play up to the fans before hopping down. They stand in the middle of the ring and wait for the match to begin.
Tara Cabral: I had the pleasure of teaming with these two at Eve of Destruction. Don't let Lizzy's pyromaniac attitude fool you, she and Nicole are as tough as they come.
Crystal Alvarez: That's not a lie. They are strictly business inside of the ring.
Mariah Lopez: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 235 pounds; they are two-thirds of the WWA Trios Champions, a championship I personally brought into this company by the way. They are a team of two cool ass chicks, Jane "The Hammer" Harper and the woman affectionately known as Chainsaw Cheech, together they are... THE 2 BROKE CHICKS!
You know, I'm tired of all the aggression, huh
I just wanna sing songs like when we were kids, you know
You know that
Zamknij kurwa ryj!
Słoń and Dope D.O.D.’s “Make’em Bleed” comes on over the PA system as the arena lights dim down, bringing all attention to the lighting on and around the stage. Everyone’s attention is on the entrance curtain when, all of a sudden, a mechanical rattling is heard. From the side of the stage, an old 1960s model van crawls in, seemingly, on it’s dying legs. A total rust bucket, to put it kindly. As the opening refrain with Skits Vicious begins, the front doors open and out come 2 Broke Chicks with the Trios Championship belts on their respective shoulders. In name and literally! Getting out on the driver’s side, Jane Harper clearly has the keys in her hand but the engine is still sputtering until she gives it a frustrated Spartan kick to cut it off. There’s some visible laughs of amusement as Jane then turns towards the stage and tries to look serious as she approaches the ramp. From the passenger side, Chiaki Sanada gives their trusty rusty ride an adoring pat before running to catch up with her partner.
As the two make their way down the ramp, Jane’s attempt to stay serious is all but lost once Chiaki moves in front of her, just goofing off and throwing random signs at the camera in sync with their music. The strength of the duo finally breaks into laughter at the little one’s antics and the pair continue towards the ring. Once they reach ringside, Jane comes in behind Chiaki and lifts the crazy little Joshi up onto her shoulders. She makes a lap around the ring itself while Chiaki’s waving her arms from side to side over her head, trying to get the fans to join in. They do, for the most part. Chiaki hops off of Jane’s shoulders and onto the apron. She’s back to throwing thuggish little hand signals as Jane climbs onto the apron. Jane climbs into the ring and stands behind Chiaki who is still doing her thing as they both raise the Trios Titles high in the air. Chiaki finally gets into the ring and the two of them move to their corner, removing their entrance gear and getting in a bit of last minute extra stretching as they get ready for their match.
Crystal Alvarez: Chainsaw Cheech? I like it! It has a nice ring to it.
Tara Cabral: It does. I'm super excited they got their cat back although Christina Fierce's bitch ass should never be allowed back in this company!
Crystal Alvarez: I'm in agreement. I don't give a fuck how long that bitch stays in psychiatric evaluation, I don't want her back here at all.
DING! DING! DING!
The bell sounds and both Jane and Nicole shake hands before they begin the fight. Harper had the upperhand at first but Nicole managed to counter an offensive move from Jane into an overhead suplex. Things were chippy in the first couple of minutes as Nicole was using a technical style against Harper, complete with the front facelock. Just as she sensed Jane was going to break free, Nicole broke it up instead and followed up with La Femme Nikita before making the cover...
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Tara Cabral: Jane with the kickout at Two.
Crystal Alvarez: It's still early but Nicole has the right idea for the moment.
Nicole tagged her sister Lizzy into the match, and the two of them double teamed Harper, taking her down with the high-low. The Allen Sisters were in control for a while until Jane countered a high impact move into a flapjack facebuster, then made a cover of her own...
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But Lizzy kicked out. Jane continued her momentum on Lizzy and hit her with a few uppercuts before running the ropes and nailing her with a clothesline, followed by another cover...
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But Lizzy kicked out again. Jane tagged in Chiaki Sanada and the two hit Lizzy with a double hip toss followed by stereotype dropkicks to keep her honest. The 2BC had this in control for the next few minutes but Lizzy started coming back and managed to hit Chiaki with an Inverted DDT, followed by a cover...
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But Chiaki kicked out at the count of Two! This match was continuing to go back and forth between Sanada and Lizzy with the latter eventually gaining the upperhand. Lizzy was moments away from hitting the Lizzy Strikes but Harper came in and hit her with a Pump kick to the face. This caused Nicole to come in but Harper eventually threw her out of the ring. From there, Harper got Lizzy onto her shoulders as Chiaki dives from the top rope and delivers a Destroyer...
Tara Cabral: The 2BC just hit the pay window! PAYDAY CONNECTED!
Crystal Alvarez: They certainly don't get paid by the hour!
Tara Cabral: We have a cover!
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DING! DING! DING!
Mariah Lopez: Your winners of this match by pinfall... THE 2 BROKE CHICKS!
"Make'em Bleed" by Słoń and Dope D.O.D. plays and the crowd cheers as the 2BC emerge victorious.
Tara Cabral: That Tag match was nuts. Crystal, your thoughts on this match?
Crystal Alvarez: Pound for pound, Jane and Chiaki can hang with anybody! I think they could also be Tag Team Champions! They're that damn good!
Tara Cabral: I agree! Mariah, do you agree?
The camera pans to Mariah.
Mariah Lopez: This was vastly entertaining. Like the 2BC is a team you just don't want to fuck with. Know what I mean? Speaking of entertainment...
Just as she was about to finish up her sentence, "Undisputed" by CFO$ plays and the crowd roars with cheers as they know the music. It is the one and only Talia Skye walking out.
Crystal Alvarez: OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE'S HERE! TALIA SKYE IS HERE IN THE COMPOUND!
Tara Cabral: Damn, I haven't seen you mark out that hard since Doordash delivered our pizza earlier than expected.
Crystal Alvarez: Hey me and King Woofers were starving.
Tara Cabral: You were more animated than he was, plus you're always hungry.
Crystal Alvarez: No lies are detected.
Talia surveys the crowd before walking down the aisle. The legendary "Killa Queen" walks up the steps and enters the ring. Her and Mariah glance at one another knowing the history the two of them have with one another. Talia has a mic and holds her hands up.
Talia Skye: I'm plenty retired but I couldn't miss this event for the world. It is my bestie's birthday.
The crowd cheers loudly.
Talia Skye: I know people are going to be surprised, but I agree with Mariah on the idea of having strippers...
Mariah is cheerful that Talia agrees with her.
Talia Skye: ...But not your kind of strippers. Dani is into men, you know this. That's why I took it upon myself to bring in some fine entertainment. Straight out of Las Vegas, we have Chippendales. I'm talking about a mantastic, sex-god, abs party that will make you lose your fucking mind… in the best way of course!
The women in the crowd are cheering awfully loud.
Talia Skye: But before we get into that, we have to bring out the birthday girl so she can experience this in person. C'mon Dani, come get yourself some.
"Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall plays and the crowd roars as Danielle Lopez walks out from the back, appearing in a very jovial mood. Danielle gets into the ring and gives Talia a major hug before also hugging Mariah.
Danielle Lopez: Talia said something about Chippendales and my ears perked up. I remembered that trip to Vegas a few years ago. That was a great time just us and Des.
Talia Skye: And while we know you're not totally into the strippers thing, you did have a good time at the Chippendales show.
Danielle Lopez: I sure as fuck did.
Talia Skye: I want you to sit in this chair. Mariah, blindfold her for a little bit.
Mariah blindfolds her cousin as Talia signals to the back. A couple of buffed out Chippendale dancers, wearing nothing but tight pants and bow ties on their necks. They walk down and get into the ring. They both plant themselves in Danielle's lap as Mariah takes the blindfold off of her cousin's eyes.
Tara Cabral: They delivered on the promise of strippers.
Crystal Alvarez: Usually I hate this type of thing in a wrestling show, but today is Dani's birthday and she seems to be enjoying this. It's not like she gets laid regularly.
Tara Cabral: Wait, I thought she had a boyfriend.
Crystal Alvarez: Oh shit that’s right, she does. My bad, so she probably does get dicked down once or twice a week.
The two dancers are giving Danielle the tease of a lifetime, literally as Talia watches with a smirk on her face and Mariah's looks one of like "what the fuck is happening right now". One of the dancers was licking on a lollipop and offered Danielle to "have a taste". Danielle didn't hesitate in licking it while at the commentary booth, Crystal and Tara have perplexed looks on their faces as if they're seeing something for the first time ever. The Chippendales eventually get done with their routine and take their leave. Talia still has the mic and goes to her bestie.
Talia Skye: So Dani, how was it?
Danielle Lopez: Amaaaaaazing. That advertisement is not a lie. It made me lose my mind... in a great way.
Talia Skye: Fantastic. I think it's time for the final match of the night. Dokueki versus Eavan Maloney. That's going to be a damn good contest. I'll be sitting in the front row for this. Mariah, you'll do good on the introductions.
Talia and Danielle take their places in the front row as Mariah gets on with the introductions.
Mariah Lopez: Alright ladies and gentlemen, this is your main event of this special televised show for the greatest boss in professional sports today, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL with a twenty minute time limit.
Everybody cheers.
Mariah Lopez: Introducing to the ring first, from Tokyo, Japan weighing in at 160 pounds, she is one-third of the WWA Trios Champions! She is a woman everybody should be scared shitless of, I sure as hell don't want to get on the wrong side of this chick. THIS... IS the "Poison Dragon"... DOKUEKI!
The lights in the arena go dark as "Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba begins to play. Dokueki steps out onto the stage, a kendo stick in hand and her half of the Trios Championship around her waist as she stares at the floor for a few seconds, letting the music play. She smirks, shaking her head before sauntering down the ramp to the ring, shouting insults in Japanese to the crowd. Dokueki has rolled into the ring by this point and climbed onto the middle turnbuckle holding her arms wide, eyes closed, face turned toward the ceiling as she is acting in arrogance before she starts shouting insults in Japanese then turning and dropping back to the mat.
Tara Cabral: What do you think of Mariah's introduction?
Crystal Alvarez: I'm not scared of anybody per se, but I sure as hell don't want to fuck with Dokueki in a back alley. No thank you on that.
Mariah Lopez: And her opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana weighing in at 125 pounds. Some know her as Krigare, others as the Serpent of Chaos, but she is also known as the Harley Quinn of Professional Wrestling. THIS... IS... EAVAN MALONEY!
The arena goes black as small lights start to light up all around, moving gracefully around the void like fireflies.
I will break into your thoughts
With what's written on my heart
I will... BREAK!
BREAK!
With what's written on my heart
I will... BREAK!
BREAK!
Tara Cabral: Did you ever thought we would ever see Dokueki versus Eavan in a WWA ring?
Crystal Alvarez: No I didn’t because they run in different circles and have been on different parts of the card throughout the entirety of Dokueki’s WWA tenure, but when an opportunity comes along, you take the motherfucker and try to make magic out of it because you never know if another chance at a match like this will come around ever again.
DING! DING! DING!
The match starts and both Eavan and Dokueki share a handshake before Dokueki goes for a takedown and manages to get one in before getting to her feet. Eavan looked around, wondering what position she could take here. Eavan grabbed the legs of Dokueki... and managed to get a takedown of her own despite the size difference. Eavan had a hold of the leg of the "Poison Dragon"... but Dokueki eventually used her power to get both of them back to a vertical base before Dokueki ultimately took Eavan down with a mat slam then got a cover...
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Tara Cabral: Eavan kicks out, and Dokueki is just full of raw power and hard strikes.
Crystal Alvarez: While Eav has put on twenty pounds of muscle to decrease her punishment, Dokueki still has a very noticeable size advantage and she's going to have that against most competitors. But Eav has the heart and the speed to really throw Dok off of her game.
Dokueki got back to her feet then lifted Eavan up as well before applying a bearhug to the former World and Television Champion. Eavan was in a bad way but eventually managed to get herself out by biting the "Poison Dragon" to cause a little separation. Dokueki turned around and Eavan blasted her with a running enzuigiri that stunned the Trios Champion before nailing her with a vicious looking snap suplex, then rolled over to hook the leg...
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Tara Cabral: Now Dokueki with the kickout at Two. Eavan delivered a nice suplex there.
Crystal Alvarez: This is one of the benefits of adding the twenty pounds of muscle. You can lift things you never could before, and in this case, while there is still a thirty-five pound difference, it's not fifty-five pounds.
Eavan knew to stay right on Dokueki and she did just that with a ground based offense, knees to the back of the head and neck area of the unbeaten Dragon. Dokueki was getting stunned and Eavan continued to target the head and neck area, dropping Dokueki down with a huge neckbreaker before locking in a Bridging arm triangle choke. Eavan had her legs directly around the head and neck of Dokueki, making it very difficult for her to breathe, much less get out of the maneuver.
Tara Cabral: Dokueki is in a bad way here! It's going to be awfully hard to get out of this hold!
Crystal Alvarez: A bridging triangle choke is no joke! Dokueki just needs to get that one ring position where she's comfortable enough to get herself out of this!
Dokueki looked as if she was fading but she managed to get herself to the ropes and Penelope Lopez warned Eavan to release the hold. Eavan gives a clean break then ran the ropes and dropped double knees to the back of Dokueki's neck to weaken her further. Dokueki was down in the ring and Eavan was now on the apron but not for long as she springboards herself off the ropes... and hits a leg drop to the back of the neck. Eavan again hooks the leg for the cover...
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Tara Cabral: Dokueki got the shoulder up in time!
Crystal Alvarez: I'm surprised, but I shouldn't be! She's taken a lot of damage to that head and neck area! I don't care who you are, you're not going to function as well with a bum neck!
Eavan looked surprised but Penelope said it was a Two count. Eavan continued the punishment but Dokueki was starting to fight back with chops right to Eavan. Eavan struck back but Dokueki struck back even harder. The two of them were now in a strike fest against one another and neither had won to that point but Dokueki was starting to gain the upperhand with her stiffer and much harder strikes. The momentum was starting to swing into Dokueki's favor and the "Poison Dragon" capped off the offense with the Discus Lariat that dang near turned Eavan inside-out. Dokueki hooks the leg for the cover...
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Tara Cabral: Eavan just barely kicked out! WOW! That was close!
Crystal Alvarez: Close only counts in Horseshoes and hand grenades, which I don't want to play either!
Tara Cabral: I was about to say...
Dokueki looked to be in pain, specifically the head and neck area but she wasn't going to let it deter her nor slow her down as she got back to a vertical base. Eavan was starting to stir herself but Dokueki stayed on her and managed to hit her with the Shining Black before making the cover...
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Tara Cabral: Good God! Eavan just kicked out! I thought that was a three!
Crystal Alvarez: I know from experience that it's not over until Eavan is damn near crippled! Trust me, she doesn't stay down!
Tara Cabral: You don't stay down either, whether it's in the ring or the bed...
Crystal Alvarez: Babe, we're getting to Mariah levels here! Although we did commandeer Dani's office recently and that explains why she was pissed somebody messed with her paperwork!
Tara Cabral: You do know we're live and she can easily watch the tape to hear this?
Crystal Alvarez: Heh, it was well worth it!
Dokueki thought that was it but it was not to be. She does a throat slash motion signaling that she's about to end this right then and there. Eavan got up and Dokueki grabbed her, looking for the Dragon's Dive... but Eavan countered it into an Inverted DDT and both women are down. Eavan gets Dokueki up to her feet and has her left arm around the head and neck of the "Poison Dragon" before backflipping... and nailing the Family Tradition! Eavan has both legs hooked...
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Tara Cabral: JESUS! ANOTHER NEAR FALL!
Crystal Alvarez: Incredible! Has anybody taken Dokueki this far in a match before?
Tara Cabral: I don't think so! Usually it's in and out for Dokueki, she smashes over people but Eavan is probably the most talented person she's faced in an actual singles match so far in WWA! I'm not counting her match against Mariah because Abby fucked that up!
Crystal Alvarez: That's no lie! We all saw that shit!
Eavan thought it was a three but Penelope was explaining that it was two. Eavan looked a little disappointed but that didn't stop her for trying a high risk maneuver. She went to the top rope and was waiting for Dokueki to get up. Eventually Dokueki got up to a vertical base and Eavan dove off for the crossbody... but Dokueki caught her on arrival, and placed her on her shoulders before dropping her down with the Dragon's Dive.
Tara Cabral: Eav went high risk and it did not pay off! What a Dragon's Dive!
Crystal Alvarez: We both know Eav is a risk taker, willing to lay it all on the line but Dok is still a powerful beast!
Tara Cabral: Dok has the cover! This is likely it!
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DING! DING! DING!
Mariah Lopez: The winner of this match by way of pinfall, the "Poison Dragon" Dokueki!
"Vordt Of The Boreal Valley (Full) (Dark Souls 3 Complete, Unused and DLC OST)" by Motoi Sakuraba plays and Dokueki gets her hand raised in victory.
Tara Cabral: That was a hell of a match! Big ups to both competitors!
Crystal Alvarez: I was on the edge of my seat!
Dokueki looked to be in a little pain but Eavan was starting to stir to her feet. The two competitors looked at one another and shook hands as a sign of respect.
Tara Cabral: Nothing but honor and respect among competitors here tonight!
Crystal Alvarez: As mentioned over and over again, it's not about rivalries tonight! All of that shit was thrown to the side!
Dokueki and Eavan immediately go to the top of the ramp where the big bucket filled with presents is right there. Mariah makes her way over to the bucket.
Mariah Lopez: There's a lot of presents in here. Goddamn. I guess we can get everybody out here so Dani can open these presents. Everybody who's here, get on out here.
All the people present, from the girls from Mi Pi Sexy, Rachel Robinson, Abby Parker, the 2 Broke Chicks, Leon Lonewolf, Tyler Brownlee, Gloria Lopez, Desiree Miles, Kevin Styles, J.T. Banks and Talia Skye. Crystal Alvarez and Tara Cabral get up out of their seats and join the others on the stage.
Mariah Lopez: And now, I give you the birthday girl herself. The one who made this company possible, a woman who has helped blaze trails for us all. She's basically a sister to me, better than my two legitimate ones and she helped raise me to become the person I am today. She is the greatest cousin I could ever ask for, the OWNER, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF THE WOMEN'S WRESTLING ALLIANCE. DANIELLE LOPEZ!
"Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall plays for the second time tonight and Danielle Lopez walks out to the stage, all smiles. She dabs up everybody there before giving Talia a hug, and Mariah a hug as well.
Danielle Lopez: Damn. I've had chippendales give me a lap dance and three great matches take place. Seriously I love you guys.
Mariah Lopez: You should open your presents.
Talia Skye: I gotta agree. Open them up.
Danielle picks out the first present and opens it up to reveal... a Japanese kanabo.
Danielle Lopez: Thank you, Dok. I'm very impressed.
Dokueki nods her head. Danielle digs out another present. This one from... Mariah and Rachel. Danielle looks a little skeptical before opening it up and finding... an air fryer. Danielle breathed a sigh of relief.
Danielle Lopez: Thank you both. I needed one of these after Ash broke the last one.
Mariah Lopez: We're really glad you like it.
Danielle picks out another present and this one is from Eavan Maloney. Danielle proceeds to open it up and it is a fluorescent candle, but a Skittles flavor.
Danielle Lopez: Eav where did you find this?
Eavan Maloney: Local candle shop. They're seriously THE BOMB! I'll text you the info for more.
Danielle Lopez: Great idea. Gracias.
Dani now picks out two presents, one from Tara and one from Crystal. She opens the one from Tara and it is a cookie tray.
Danielle Lopez: Yessss. I've been needing a new cookie tray for a while. Thank you, Tara.
Tara Cabral: No problem.
Danielle now opens the one Crystal got her and it reveals... a French Maid outfit.
Danielle Lopez: Dammit Crystal, I expected this from Mariah but not... actually I take that back, you did get me the handcuffs and the vibrator last year.
Crystal Alvarez: The vibrator was you weren't having intercourse at that time. And now that your dating life is successful, the outfit can prepare you for an interesting time in the bedroom.
Danielle Lopez: I'm not going to comment on that...
Danielle goes to open the next present, this one from the girls from Mi Pi Sexy. She opens it up and it is two tickets to Hawaii.
Danielle Lopez: Thank you girls for the tickets.
Reyna Carter: With all of the shit you do around here, you deserve a vacation. Take whoever you want.
Danielle Lopez: I'll definitely look into this.
Danielle now grabs an envelope that is in there and it is from her mom. She goes to open it up and it is a check for $200 dollars.
Danielle Lopez: My mama always comes up in the clutch. Thanks mom.
Danielle runs to her mom and gives her a kiss on the cheek before grabbing another present, this time another envelope and it is from Tyler Brownlee. Danielle opens it up and it is a fifty dollar Google Play card.
Danielle Lopez: I appreciate you Tyler. I've been needing more shit on my phone
Tyler Brownlee: What are friends for? It's no problem.
Danielle has another present in her hand, and this one is from both Desiree and Kevin. She opens it up to reveal a portable grill.
Danielle Lopez: Heck yes. Lord knows I’ve been needing one of these! Now I can cook that chicken in the freezer before it gets freezer burn.
Desiree Miles: I knew you would like it. It was Kev’s idea.
Kevin Styles: It also comes with a propane tank but I’m sure your boyfriend can lift it.
Danielle Lopez: Oh he can.
Danielle grabs another present, this one from both Reyna Carter and Leon Lonewolf.
Danielle Lopez: Well this doesn't seem like Kyle Sync in a toddler outfit so this is definitely promising.
Danielle opens it and it is a gift card to Victoria's Secret.
Danielle Lopez: How did you know I like Victoria's Secret?
Reyna Carter: I had a hand in that. Now you can buy sexy lingerie for when you and your man are in the mood.
Danielle Lopez: That is true. Last but definitely not least. I'm going to open Talia and J.T.'s gift.
Danielle opens up the gift from Talia and J.T., and it is a large makeup kit, complete with Sephora gift cards.
Danielle Lopez: I think this is my favorite one. I'm out of a lot of my makeup and I needed a box. Thank you Talia for always holding it down.
Talia Skye: When we say we are besties for life, I totally mean that from the bottom of my heart. I love you Dani.
Danielle Lopez: I love you too, Talia.
The two friends hug one another. Soon everybody else joins in on the group hug and Danielle grabs a microphone.
Danielle Lopez: I can't thank all of you enough for being here for this show that was produced by my two old students, Mariah Lopez and Crystal Alvarez. This was all their idea and I'm genuinely touched by all of this. This WWA roster is fantastic from top to bottom and I love each of you immensely. Thank you all again and god bless.
The show's broadcast ends with everybody in a group hug.