Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 30, 2011 18:20:09 GMT -5
The scene opens, showing a city in ruins, a haze of smoke above it.
Narrator: YouTube Championship Wrestling is nothing but a battlefield. It’s a warzone. It’s a street where you can’t walk alone without fearing the constant attacks. It’s a war where some gather in factions you can’t beat, while others stand all alone and fight alone for dignity.
Clips of violent YCW moments.
Narrator: Should the flame be kept alive, this war will last forever, and nobody shall take the upper hand. Therefore, it’s time to start doing something about it. Therefore, a super event was planned.
The broadcast shows clips of stress backstage. Terrell Ryder is running backstage. Leo Hawkins is signing some papers and arguing with YCW workers.
Narrator: An event huge enough to drastically shape the company…An event to end feuds, an event that would be capable of controlling YCW once and for all.
There are clips of chaos erupting backstage and in the ring.
Narrator: And they decided…Leo Hawkins and Terrell Ryder, who control this company, decided that it was just impossible for them to control such a show by themselves…So they sent in reinforcement. They divided this pay-per-view into three deadly chapters, each controlled by one host. Great names were picked, such as “Da Xtreme Gangsta”, ECCW legend, James Baker…
Cut to James Baker, wearing a throwback Michael Irvin #88 Dallas Cowboys Jersey with his trademark Baggy Blue Jeans and his trademark Long Cross Pendant Necklace around his neck with his arm fully healed.
James: 'Ight… Terrell Ryder needs a little help controlling the talent at Battle Finale, so he called me to handle the job, and since he and I go back to the glorious days of ECCW, I said, it’s cool with me and a bunch of crazy ass shit is goin' down, for real.
Narrator: Inferno Championship Wrestling founders Tyler Brownlee and Leon Lonewolf…
Cut to Tyler Brownlee and Leon Lonewolf.
Tyler: YCW and our company, ICW, have a good partnership going on. Terrell invited me and Leon to host a chapter along with him and Leo, so, yeah, sounds good.
Narrator: And the returning “Windy City Madman”, Terry Richards.
Cut to Terry Richards, in his trademark tuxedo suit.
Terry: I got the invitation, and, yeah, I took it. I liked this shit, sounded cool. Plus, it’s a pretty nice way to kill some time by embarrassing James Baker again…Damn right I will do it.
Narrator: These four men, together, will rule the YCW roster, on the most dangerous playground of all time. The land…Of the end.
“The End” by The Doors plays as we fly above the town in ruins. Below, many survivors, their clothes devastated, battle in horribly bloody fist fights.
Narrator: Many careers are in stake. Many rivalries will have to end. A revolution rises like a tsunami over the YCW as we fade into the battle of a lifetime… It’s now time for…
The battle continues, now in a close perspective. Eric Redgate delivers a full force fist to Shannon Saint’s jaw, who falls to the ground, and all wrestlers turn to the camera and say at the same time…
All: Battle Finale.
The camera cuts away into the ring as a perfectly played cover of “Countdown to Extinction” by Megadeth is being played, live, by Asphyxiation. The pyro blasts all around the arena, exploding down the entrance ramp and above the ring, starting to shower from the entrance ramp as more explosions blast near Asphyxiation, and one huge final blast shakes up the crowd who starts cheering very heavily. The record-breaking attendance cheers even more as Asphyxiation finally ends their cover. The stage is incredibly good looking… Three huge, imposing statues stand, titanic. To the left stands Lady Justice, holding the scale. To the right stands Napoleon, wielding his sword. On the center, slightly above the other two statues, is one of Zeus. Small carved figures of men on battles stand below and around the big statues. “Battle Finale” is written in fire over the sculptures of small men. We now cut to our announcing team, Shannon “The Saint” Saint and Brandon Matthews.
SS: Welcome, everyone, to BATTLE FINALE, the biggest YCW event EVER! The finale of many careers, including Eric Redgate’s own, the finale of many feuds, many conflicts, many factions! Don’t you dare tuning out of this pay-per-view, for god’s sake! I’m the centerpiece, the masterstroke of this announce table, Shannon “The Saint” Saint, alongside crappy referee reject Brandon Matthews, the annoying nerd.
BM: Yeah, we’re starting this again. Over and over…
SS: You’re responsible for this. Anyways, we’ve got a pretty big card…It’s so big we had to divide it into three deadly chapters! First, James Baker is our host, then Leo Hawkins, Terrell Ryder, Leon Lonewolf and Tyler Brownlee, the latter two from ICW, who held a show prior to ours – and it was pretty good, actually – And then Terry Richards to end the night!
BM: What a festival! So, for this chapter, we’ll have some terrifically good matches! Stick around, ‘cause here comes a YCW World Tag Team Championship match, but first, an introduction to our first host of the night!
"Hail Mary" by 2Pac plays to a very loud reaction from the fans as they know who it is and they adore the guy to death. James Baker comes out to even more cheers from the crowd. He slowly walks down the ramp with his Spiked Out Baseball bat occupying his left hand. He slaps the hands of the fans before sliding into the ring. He grabs a microphone and stands in the ring to soak in the crowd reaction.
James Baker: What it mother fuckin' do Motor City.
The crowd cheers very loudly in appreciation of James.
James Baker: You know, it feels really great to be right here at Battle fuckin' Finale. I mean, when Terrell called me about an opportunity to host this event. I wasn't sure on what the hell to think about it, but when I looked at the line-up of the card, I was amazed. I really was. I know there's a huge night ahead of us. I get to host the first fuckin' chapter of this bitch while my boy Terrell gets to host the second chapter with Leo Hawkins, Tyler Brownlee and that big dumb fuckin' retard Leon Lonewolf and of course, that fuckin' cock suckin' mother fucker Terry Richards gets to host the final chapter of the show. Without a shadow of a doubt, my chapter is goin' to be the fuckin' best and of course, tune into tonight's show because it's gonna be off the mother fuckin' chain and that's that and nothin' more, believe that.
James Baker drops the mic, gets out of the ring, goes up the ramp and goes backstage as the camera pans back to Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint.
BM: So what did you think of James Baker?
SS: Fucking douche bag! My god, I wonder how Danielle Lopez can stand this mother fucker?
BM: Because it's true love. She loves him and he loves her! Isn't that enough?
SS: Do I care? NO! Anyways asshole. Let's get to our YCW World Tag Team Championship match, which is next!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a 4 way tag team match and it is for the YCW World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Mr. Baller, from Miami, Florida at a combined weight of 420 pounds, C-Note and Mick Ryans... TEAM BALLER!
"Mr. Baller" by Royce da 5'9" hits and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The 3 then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
SS: Here comes greatness. These guys are indeed greatness personified!
BM: James Baker would beat the fucking shit out of you if he heard that!
SS: Yeah... sure he will!
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing their opponents, from “Oblivion”… weighing in at a combined weight of 661 pounds, The Reaper and The Scythe, together they are… The Dark Scorpions
"Blackened" by Metallica hits the PA system as the crowd begins to boo. The Dark Scorpions, step from behind the curtain as the crowd boos them even more. The Reaper starts to stride calmly down the aisle while The Scythe is just taunting the crowd to make them boo them even more. Reaper steps over the ropes, while Scythe slides in under the bottom rope. Scythe immediately goes to the top rope and just stands there and looks at the fans with a disgusted look on his face while Reaper tries to get himself focused on the task at hand.
BM: I'm surprised they had the gall to show their faces after what they did to their longtime friend Eric Redgate!
SS: Ha! It's not my fault they accepted the deal I offered them and besides, I can do whatever I damn well please!
Jimmy Wilkes: And making their way to the ring at this time. At a combined wight of 384 pounds... They are the current YCW Tag Team Champions of the World, Phillip Mustang and "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez... Together they are The Lopez Dynasty!
"In the End" by Linkin Park hits throughout the arena as Danielle Lopez does her poses on the ramp while Phillip Mustang flexes his muscles behind her. They then give each other a hug before walking down the ramp. They start high-fiving the fans in the front row before they enter the ring. As they slide into the ring, Danielle starts doing her signature cheerleader poses in the middle of the ring while Phillip does a quick prayer. They then go to the top rope and raise their titles in the air before they go to their corner and wait for their opponents.
“Midwest Choppers” by Tech N9ne plays as J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles emerge from the curtain with a rather confident expression on their faces as the crowd gives them a huge positive reception.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 502 pounds, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, they are Da Xtreme Dynasty!
J.T and Kevin walk down the ramp and tag a few hands along the way. Kevin and J.T then slide into the ring and pose in the middle of it as the crowd roars in approval. Kevin and J.T then go on top of opposite turnbuckles to play up to the crowd. As they hop down, they walk up to Danielle and give her a hug while they give Phillip a fist pump.
SS: This sportsmanship crap is really dumb!
BM: No it's not. You know damn well that with additon of being one half of The Lopez Dynasty, Danielle Lopez is also a proud and prominent member of Da Xtreme Dynasty, which is founded by her husband and one of tonight's hosts, "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker!
SS: James can fuck off. He's nothing!
BM: He's way better than you are. At least he's not a pussy.
Shannon punches Brandon right in the eye out of rage!
SS: Fuck you! As a matter of fact, i'm out of here. Enjoy doing this god damn show all by your fucking self you piece of fucking shit!
Shannon Saint furiously leaves the announce booth and goes to the back. Meanwhile, James Baker emerges from behind the curtain to a huge ovation from the crowd. He goes to the announcers table, places his bat down, takes a seat in the chair and puts on a headset.
JB: Hope I didn't miss anything!
BM: Apart from Shannon Saint being a major fucking twat. Not at all!
JB: You know how he is, he and Bobby Crane share that same exact douche bag trait, but at least they're not fuckin' faggots like Jake Norton is, who did get kicked in the fuckin' pussy by my ten year old son Trey!
BM: That was your son?
JB: You know it. He's a chip off the old block. He'd make a fine wrestler when he gets old enough!
BM: Well speaking of that. I see you have a few of your associates in the match!
JB: Damn straight! My lovely wife Danielle is in there, my former nemesis and tag team partner Phillip Mustang is in there and of course my boys Kev and J.T. are in there reppin' Da Xtreme Dynasty name that is so god damn prestigious!
BM: Who would you like to win?
JB: Personally, I can't answer that because i'm not voting for a winner, nor should I have to!
BM: Fair enough!
*DING! DING! DING!*
The referee rings the bell to get this match underway and all eight competitors charge at each other. Danielle and Phillip charge at Team Baller as they seek retribution for what Baller did to their mother at her funeral. C-Note and Ryans try to cover up as Danielle and Phillip unleash a flurry of strikes that causes both to stumble into the corner. Meanwhile, Styles and Banks are pummeling Scythe and Reaper. Scythe tries to get some offense in, but Styles takes Scythe down with a Jumping Hurricanrana to the canvas. Styles with the early cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
JB: God damn! That was close. Kev could've had him right there!
Scythe kicks out at two! Reaper meanwhile is getting the upperhand on Banks as he hits him with a Running Big Boot to the skull. Reaper picks Banks up and nails him to the mat with a Running Powerslam as it's beginning to turn very chaotic out here. The referee sees Reaper on top of Banks in pinning position as the referee begins to count!
ONE!!!!
NO!!!!
Banks kicks out at one! Reaper places his foot on Banks' throat and starts choking him while his hands are on the ropes for extra leverage. Meanwhile, with Phillip incapacitated for now, Team Baller goes to work on Danielle. C-Note whips her off the ropes and as she comes back, both C-Note and Ryans hit a Double Facebuster that has Danielle writhing in pain on the mat. C-Note makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
Phillip kicks C-Note in the head to break up the pin attempt as the referee's hand was going down for the three count!
BM: Look at the carnage of this match!
JB: All four teams in this match are vying for the biggest prize in tag team wrestling and they would do things that they normally don't do to achieve the golden prize. That's fuckin' dedication right there!
Ryans charges at Phillip, but Phillip reverses Ryans momentum and drops him down on the ground with a thunderous back body drop. Phillip goes to spear Ryans, but from out of nowhere, C-Note stops Phillip's momentum right in it's tracks by hitting him with the Jumping Leg Lariat. Meanwhile with Scythe laying prone on the ground, Styles and Banks go after the bigger man known as Reaper. Both men start punching Reaper with all their might and they drive him back into the corner as they hit Reaper with a Spear and Dropkick combination. Scythe gets to his feet and is quickly aware of what is going on with his partner. He goes to run at Styles, but he moves out of the way and sends Scythe into colliding with Reaper before Styles hits Scythe with a beautifully executed Stylin' Leg Sweep. Styles makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Scythe just barely kicks out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count!
BM: Very close call right there!
JB: I really thought this was gonna be over. More often than not, the Stylin' Leg Sweep finishes mother fuckers off in a blink of an eye!
C-Note and Ryans charge at Danielle as Phillip struggles to recuperate from the Jumping Leg Lariat that C-Note hit him with earlier. C-Note slingshots Danielle into Ryans, who plants her down with a different variation of the Spike DDT. C-Note goes over to Phillip and grabs his arm to force him to get on his feet. As Phillip is on his feet, he throws a quick jab to C-Note's face to cause him to stagger a bit. As he gets to a vertical base, Phillip grabs C-Note in position and hits him with a Belly to Belly suplex, which causes C-Note to land back first into the turnbuckle. Phillip grabs C-Note by the hair and as he has him to his feet, he gets C-Note in position and plants him down on the mat with the Mustang-Plex. Phillip drapes his arm onto C-Note's chest and the referee begins to count the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
At the last minute, Ryans breaks the fall by launching his body onto Phillip's back! As that is going on, Danielle recovers from the beatdown that was exhibited on her and she climbs atop of the turnbuckle. She looks back and notices C-Note and Mick Ryans on their feet. She looks at the cheering crowd and launches herself off, looking for a standing Latinasault on C-Note and Ryans. She hits it successfully and C-Note and Ryans are down while Danielle stands tall!
JB: That is indeed my Danielle. She's taken what i've taught her and she's applying it very well in that ring. I'm tellin' you, she is the best in-ring performer goin' today!
BM: You may in fact be right because the crowd is indeed behind her tonight!
JB: They're always behind her, as am I, but for me, it's in more ways than one if you know what i'm sayin'. She is always a crowd favorite and god damn, she looks extra hot tonight, which is not a shocker!
With Banks out of it for now, Styles has no choice, but to fend for himself. He attacks Scythe by unleashing a fury of punches to the abdomen area. Styles whips Scythe off of the ropes, as Scythe returns, Styles leaps himself onto Scythe's body and then plants him down with a variation of the Full Nelson Facebuster that he calls the Styles Buster.
BM: Very innovative move by Kevin Styles!
JB: It's not surprising to me because Kev is indeed a world class athlete. He's the speed of the team while J.T. is the power and nine times out of ten, that formula works in tag team matches!
As Styles awaits for Scythe to get up, Reaper blindsides Styles from behind and hits him with a hard hitting Lariat. Reaper pulls Styles to his feet and hits the Pumphandle Slam as Styles' back meets the mat yet again. Reaper does a cocky strut in the middle of the ring and the crowd boos him heavily. Reaper smiles and flips off the fans. He taunts again as Banks makes it to his feet and hits Reaper with a thunderous spear as the fans cheer very loudly. With the look of pain very obvious on his face, Styles manages to get to his feet and joins Banks in beating down Reaper. They struggle for just a bit, until Styles runs up to him and plants the Stylish Execution, on impact of the move, Banks somehow lifts Reaper's huge frame up in the air and plants him down hard with New York State of Mind. As Scythe attempts to come in and make the save, Styles leaps himself up and plants Scythe with the Midwest Kick. Banks covers Reaper. The referee goes down and counts the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: The Dark Scorpions have been eliminated!
BM: Although my opinion of them isn't very high these days, The Dark Scorpions put on a hell of an effort, but it just wasn't enough!
JB: One team down, two more to be eliminated!
Banks gets to his feet and smiles at what he and Styles accomplished. He looks over at Styles and they exchange a high five with each other. As they look at both The Lopez Dynasty and Team Baller, they stand on the outside of the ring and watch the other two teams brawl with each other. Phillip drives C-Note's back hard into the turnbuckle while Danielle delivers a few hard kicks to Ryans jaw. Styles and Banks go inside of the ring and discuss strategy with Danielle and Phillip. All four of them go in unison and attack Team Baller.
BM: Smart strategy by The Lopez Dynasty and Da Xtreme Dynasty!
JB: Well Brandon, to be truthful, they are all technically apart of Da Xtreme Dynasty, so really they are a full unit, no matter what circumstances there is, so this is not a shocking development that we are seeing. Now altogether now, DXD, DXD, DXD!
Styles and Danielle go to attack C-Note while Phillip and Banks attack Ryans. Banks and Phillip hit Ryans with a double suplex to the canvas. Styles and Danielle hit C-Note with a double super kick to the jaw. Styles goes to the top rope and launches himself off, looking for the Cleveland Hangtime on C-Note. C-Note moves out of the way as Styles crashes and burns on the mat. C-Note then hits a twisting clothesline on Danielle to take her down on the canvas. Meanwhile, C-Note sees Phillip and Banks double team Ryans and he dropkicks Phillip in the back to send him out of the ring. Ryans whips Banks over to C-Note, who then hits him with the Jumping DDT. As Styles gets back to his feet, C-Note and Ryans whip him off the ropes and try hit him with The Ballerizer, but Styles ducks it and hits C-Note with the Stylish Execution. As Ryans comes towards him, Styles hits him with a Hurricanrana that sends him out of the ring. Styles covers C-Note. The referee goes down and counts the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Team Baller has been eliminated!
BM: A great effort by Team Baller!
JB: Pssh! I don't know what you talkin' bout. All this really proved that Da Xtreme Dynasty are a better faction than Team Baller, which I have been sayin' that ever since February when we were all competin' for that shit hole promotion that I will not mention right now!
BM: Well either way, it's now down to Da Xtreme Dynasty and The Lopez Dynasty for the YCW World Tag Team Championship!
JB: And you can tell that i'm beyond fuckin' nervous right now!
Danielle and Phillip go to one corner and strategize their next plan of attack. Meanwhile Styles and Banks do the same and Styles reminds Banks on what they have to go through to hold their fourth tag team championship gold, even if it means beating up on a close friend of theirs.. After they take their breather, Danielle and Phillip go to the middle of the ring, as do Styles and Banks. They shake hands with each other and they lock up with an elbow and collar tie up. Danielle has Styles on the ropes and just pounds her fists into Styles head. After she hops down, she connects with a superkick to the jaw and follows that up with a Shining Wizard to the corner. Danielle then turns it into a bulldog and Styles is face down on the mat. Phillip has the upperhand over Banks and Banks is not doing a good enough job to avoid those punches to the face. Phillip attempts to whip Banks off the ropes, but Banks catches on and delivers a big boot to Phillip's jaw to cause him to hit the mat in pain. Banks wastes little time as he has Phillip locked in a Rear Chin Lock. Meanwhile, Danielle stirs to her feet and kicks Banks in the head with a Buzzsaw like kick to break up the hold and save the match for her team!
BM: This has been an excellent hard hitting match to open the show!
JB: No shit! I'm still fuckin' nervous here. I can't root for anybody here!
Danielle gets Styles to his feet. She then leaps up and plants him down with the Hurricanrana to shift the momentum of the match back into her favor. Banks gets Phillip to his feet and lays away at him with a series of strikes. Banks with complete control over Phillip, picks him up on his shoulders and plants him down with the Death Valley Driver. Meanwhile, Styles goes for a suplex, but Danielle reverses it into a huge Tornado DDT and all four competitors are now down and out in the ring. The referee begins the count for the competitors to get up!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
All four competitors start to stir for a bit.
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
The Lopez Dynasty and Da Xtreme Dynasty members get to their feet before the count of ten! On one side you see Danielle laying Styles to waste while you have Phillip bashing in Banks head with his bare fists. Danielle springs herself off of the ropes and tries hit Styles in the head with the Springboard Roundhouse Kick, but Styles ducks it and Danielle instead hits the referee to knock him down to the canvas. She then hits Styles with a Pele kick out of nowhere to take him down on the mat. Her and Phillip then set their eyes on Banks. They proceed to double team him by kicking him multiple times. Danielle grabs Banks legs and slingshots him, to Phillip, who then hits Banks with the Mustang-Plex to complete the Trip to Disparity. Suddenly two masked men appear from the back and slide into the ring!
BM: What in the hell is this?
JB: They better not try something stupid here!
The first masked man nails Phillip with a huge Death Valley Driver while the other one clotheslines Danielle out of the ring. Styles without any knowledge as to what just went down, drapes an arm on top of Phillip. The referee slowly stirs and sees the pinfall take place!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners and NEW YCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD... KEVIN STYLES... J.T. BANKS... DA XTREME DYNASTY!
BM: My god! Da Xtreme Dynasty are World Tag Team Champions for the fourth time!
JB: Kev and J.T. don't know what just happened and i'm pretty pissed off right now!
BM: Look! Here comes Osiris!
Osiris comes running down the ramp and goes towards Danielle. He slides her in the ring and acts like he's going to check on her condition, but instead, he locks her in the Modified Gogoplata that he calls Unnatural Selection. Styles and Banks see this and try to help her, but the masked men take both of them down with devastating big boots to the face!
BM: Oh my god! He has Danielle locked in that deadly hold and Styles and Banks were just laid out by Osiris' two masked men!
JB: Fuck this shit! I'm going down there. No mother fucker is going to be hurting my wife like that, especially when I am physically able to do something about it!
James throws down the headset and grabs his Spiked Out Baseball Bat. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to get to Osiris, but the two masked men plant James down with a double clothesline and start laying the boots to him. After Osiris has made Danielle suffer enough, he releases the hold and then focuses his attention towards James. Osiris signals for the men to place James on his shoulders, which they do once he isn't in condition to fight back. After looking on with a rather evil and demented look on his face, he plants James down with the Inverted Death Valley driver that he calls Intrinsic Evil. Osiris then looks down at both James and Danielle with a disgusted look on his face before he and the two masked men leave the area with the crowd throwing debris at them.
James manages to get to a conscience state and immediately notices Danielle's condition. A crazed and angry expression come across his face as he continues to check on her. Suddenly, the the EMT's then check on Danielle as James is right by her side looking very concerned. Styles and Banks also come to their feet and check on her, as well as Phillip stirring to his feet and checks on her as well. The EMT's along with Phillip, James, Styles and Banks, all lead the stretcher to the bottom ramp.
BM: This was absolutely sick! But still, despite this, I have another concern…Who’s going to help me comment throughout the broadcast? Let’s take a break while I talk to Leo and Terrell…
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, folks… And, as you can see, I have a replacement announce booth partner…TJ Greenaway! Thanks for Terrell Ryder to sending him in, and, TJ, welcome!
TJ: Hey, glad to be here, announcing with you, Brandon!
BM: Alright! Now, up next is the Highway to Hell battle royal! In this match, seven men will compete under normal Battle Royal rules, but whoever is eliminated walks forward to the One Way Out Match…And if you lose it, you go to the Last Chance Match, where the losers lose their YCW contracts!
TJ: That’s right, Brandon… But the fact of the matter is, nobody cares about these guys!
BM: What do you mean, they’re wrestlers like everyone else!
TJ: I know, but, I mean, most of these guys haven’t won a single match yet!
BM: Exactly, so this is their last chance to shine…
TJ: Couldn’t put that any better.
BM: Finally, a broadcast partner that respects me… Ah. Anyway, all seven men are in the ring, ready to rumble! Shannon Saint, suck on THIS…This ain’t no freaking sparring session! HA!
*DING DING DING*
The match immediately breaks into complete insanity. Leon Marks jumps with a Lou Thesz press right onto Thomas Bisping, Ushiro Ukemy and Ray MacCord engage in a tight fist fight, and Freddy Givens delivers a nasty kick to Norton’s head. Freddy wastes no time grabbing Norton by the tights. He smirks, and CHUCKS Jake Norton right out of the ring, he’s eliminated in ten seconds!
Eliminated: Jake Norton
Frankie Jones, after watching on the battle for some time, decides to join in with a stiff kick to Ushiro’s head. Ray McCord jumps into him with a nasty sleeper hold, but Frankie nails him with a swift Pele kick right between the eyes. Frankie back to his feet, runs to the distant Freddy and nails him with a quick hurricanrana! Freddy goes flying out the ring into the ground below!
Eliminated: Freddy Givens
Leon, noticing his partner was just eliminated, comes right back and starts attacking Frankie, stomping him furiously against the turnbuckle. However, by behind, Ushiro Ukemy grabs Marks… And nails a beautiful german suplex which knocks Marks down! Ushiro gets up, smirks, and delivers a sweet knife edge chop to the chest of Frankie Jones. Ushiro lifts him up and nails a vertical suplex. As he smirks, confident, he doesn’t notice Ray MacCord, who flies to him with a clothesline! Ushiro falls away!
Eliminated: Ushiro Ukemy
Frankie Jones now is back to his feet, but here comes Leon Marks with a clothesline…But Frankie ducks it and Marks nails Ray MacCord instead! But wait, Ray MacCord pulls Marks out of the ring as well! Both have been eliminated!
Eliminated: Ray MacCord/Leon Marks
Only Thomas Bisping and Frankie Jones are left here…Punch by Bisping! But Jones fights back with a punch of his own! Bisping falls back…Frankie with a dropkick! And out goes Thomas Bisping…Frankie Jones keeps his contract safe for another day!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…FRANKIE JONES!
BM: Frankie pulls an upset and is the first person tonight to keep his contract safe!
TJ: Nice! I like his courage…
BM: Well, now it’s time for another match! As the wrestlers with careers at stake leave, it’s time for the huge NWC vs ECCW match! Seeing that Terry Richards and James Baker are respectively NWC and ECCW alumni, Leo Hawkins was a close NWC fan and Terrell Ryder was involved in ECCW, this will be cool!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is the NWC vs ECCW showdown match. Introducing first, paying due tribute to the New Wrestling Council, from Japan...This is Dragon Mask!
“The Dragon’s Breath” by David Arkenstone, a soothing song, fades into the PA system as the crowd cheers. Dragon Mask comes out, and as he runs down the ramp, pyro explodes accordingly. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, paying tribute to Elite Class Championship Wrestling, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 159 pounds. He is the first and only Grand Slam Champion in ECCW History... C-Low!
"Testify" by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA system as C-Low emerges from behind the curtain to a standing ovation from the crowd. He then walks down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans before he slides under the ropes. He just goes to the middle of the ring and awaits for the bell to ring.
*DING! DING! DING!*
The referee rings the bell for this match to get underway. C-Low and Dragon Mask just stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Dragon Mask attempts to hit C-Low with the first shot of the match, but C-Low ducks out of the way and suckers Dragon Mask into a huge mistake before he capitalizes by hitting Dragon Mask with a shot to the jaw of his own that sends Dragon Mask to the mat. C-Low lets Dragon Mask get to his feet. C-Low and Dragon Mask lock up with each other and Dragon Mask gets C-Low locked in a side headlock. Dragon Mask manages to push C-Low off of him and then nails C-Low with a wicked Hurricanrana to gain the momentum into his favor. C-Low then bounces himself off the ropes and hits Dragon Mask with a Running Senton. C-Low makes the cover as the referee goes down and counts the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Close call there!
TJ: Yes it was. These two have a great opportunity to show the world that they still have it!
C-Low goes to the ropes and waits for Dragon Mask to get to his feet. As Dragon Mask is up to a verticle base, C-Low attempts to hit a Springboard Clothesline, but Dragon Mask leaps up in the air and comes down by hitting C-Low with an impressive Jumping Complete Shot. Dragon Mask goes to the top rope, launches himself off, looking for a Frog Splash, but C-Low moves out of the way and Dragon Mask crashes hard onto the mat. C-Low recovers and hits Dragon Mask with a Shining Wizard. C-Low with the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Dragon Mask kicks out again! C-Low gets Dragon Mask to a verticle base and attempts to hit him with the Swinging Neckbreaker, but Dragon Mask somehow manages to get himself out of it and follows that up by hitting C-Low with a DDT that plants him down onto the mat. Dragon Mask raises C-Low to his knees and hits him with a series of stiff kicks to the abdomen area and he follows that up by kicking C-Low in the head with a seated dropkick. Dragon Mask makes the pin attempt!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Ooooh, C-Low manages to kick out there!
TJ: He almost got caught there and that certainly would've costed him the match right there!
Dragon Mask manages to pick up C-Low and hits him with a couple of forearm smashes across the face. Dragon Mask lifts his leg up and connects a Spinning Kick to C-Low's face and make him stumble to the ropes. Dragon Mask then kicks C-Low right in the ribs and C-Low is writhing on the mat in much pain. Dragon Mask pulls C-Low in the middle of the ring and locks him in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold. However, C-Low manages to roll on his back and he kicks Dragon Mask off of him and Dragon Mask goes back first hard into the turnbuckle. C-Low runs up to try and clothesline Dragon mask, but Dragon Mask steps out of the way and let's C-Low go body first into the turnbuckle. Dragon Mask goes up behind C-Low and hits him with a Cobra Clutch Slam. Dragon Mask picks C-Low up and suplexes him over the ropes and out of the ring. As C-Low is up to his feet, Dragon Mask dives over the ropes and hits a wicked Suicide Dive onto C-Low's body. The referee begins the ten count for both competitors to get into the ring!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
Both competitors continue to brawl outside of the ring.
TEN!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Since both competitors could not get in the ring before the ten count, this match has ended in a double count out!
BM: Oh! We never got to see who had the biggest promotion!
Dragon Mask and C-Low keep the brawl alive, exchanging fists like crazy. C-Low, out of nowhere, nails a low blow, making Dragon Mask scream in pain. C-Low grabs a steel chair, but Dragon Mask slams him against the steel post! And wait a minute…Here come reinforcements for C-Low down the aisle! Sean Jamison, Matt Jamison, Terry Jones, G-Funk, Japanese Kid! All these men are saving C-Low with a rampant attack on the defenseless Dragon Mask! He needs help, and there it is! Some NWC alumni is arriving! Aaron Bourne! Steve Steiner! Shawn Brown! Brad Gates! Dr. Brainbuster! All of these have come to fight off the ECCW squad! This is absolute chaos, but security is nowhere to be seen…
Wait a minute! More talent is coming from the crowd! From one side come more ECCW wrestlers, Joseph, Efran, Carlos, Jesse and Kevin Ortiz! All of them speeding through the crowd! But from the other side come NWC reinforcements! The famous The Exiled stable is coming, as Justin The Top, Nathan Wylde, Ken Waltman, Ben Waltman, The Triumphant Master, Sammy Deathstar sprint through the crowd! This huge brawl has gone completely out of control as 23 wrestlers brawl between themselves furiously! Steel chair shots are seen through this rebellion! But it’s not over! More NWC talent joins the party, Mike Zero, Satoru Fujinami, Jimmy Fawcett, Tyler Styles, Keith Detroit, Scorpion Santos, Tom Stryker! The crowd goes wild as all these fill up the arena! And, by behind, come The Afro Kid, Ron Bridges, Shocker, Chad Smith, Blaze, Triple X, Grandmaster Steve! This brawl is turning into titanic proportions! The camera focuses on Nathan Wylde, who grabs G-Funk and CHOKESLAMS him off the stage into the tables below! Matt and Sean Jamison throw Ken and Ben Waltman against the statue of Lady Justice, damaging it! But wait, the crowd starts to boo as The Dark Scorpions come out! The Dark Scorpions about to attack ECCW…But the crowd pops hugely with Eric Redgate, whose arm is fully healed, coming in to attack them! Another brawl has broken loose inside the NWC faction! The crowd cheers again as Phillip Mustang comes in to help his team! The brawl continues… But wait! A huge pop! James Baker, J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles are here! Da Xtreme Dynasty quickly starts cleaning the house knocking down Steve Steiner, Dr. Brainbuster, Keith Detroit, the Bodyguard guys, Mike Zero…Wait a second! Here comes Terry, Chris and Alex Richards! The crowd is cheering for them among all this chaos! Terry, Chris and Alex attack ECCW employees! Wait a minute…Terry Richards and James Baker just came face to face… And a fist fight begins! The long time rivals are going at it! But wait, here comes police, who were called to the scene to end this madness!
BM: Here come the authorities to put a stop to this!
To some deafening boos, the authorities separate NWC and the Legion of Shadows from ECCW and Da Xtreme Dynasty. They even go as far as handcuffing and arresting Justin The Top and Nathan Wylde, taking them away.
TJ: We need a break, folks! This was INSANE!
*BREAK*
TJ: Welcome back, folks watching at home! It is now time for the CROWNING of the first ever YCW Platinum Champion in the world!
BM: Exactly! Kerry Collins goes one on one with Israel Steele to find out who’s the better man…And who is worthy of being the first ever Platinum Champion!
TJ: By winning this title, you almost prove that you’re World Title caliber!
BM: Well, that’s the deal TJ… We are going to find who will be the first ever Platinum Champion. It will either be “Mr. Intensity” Kerry Collins…or this man…
Jimmy Wilkes: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall and it is to crown the very first YCW Platinum Championship!!. First, hailing from Kill Devil's Hill, North Carolina...he is the current and reigning YCW Broadcast Champion....”THE REAL DEAL” ISRAEL STEELE!
“Tom Sawyer” by Rush plays as Israel Steele steps onto the stage and poses, then struts to the ring, licking his thumbs. He stops half way down the ramp and eyes the case containing the Platinum Championship. He looks down at the Broadcast title around his waist, unhooks it and throws it over his shoulder and then grins and makes the belt motion around his waist, then he steps onto the ring steps, wiping his boots on the apron before climbing between the ropes and raising his hands, clutching the Broadcast title.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, a former YCW Broadcast Champion…being accompanied to the ring by his manager, “The Nitemare” Rob Osbourne…hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota…”MR. INTENSITY” KERRY COLLINS!
The lights drop and darkness sets in the arena. Smoke begins to billow from out of the ring on all sides as "Hurt" by Johnny Cash begins playing. A super spot shining from BEHIND the curtain blinds the camera giving a negative image in the screen as Kerry Collins steps out and the spot fades out. Clad in black and red trunks he steps to the center of the stage as Rob Osbourne steps out from behind the curtain. Collins snaps his head back as pyro ignites and then walks to the ring with purpose. He steps over the top rope and drops to a knee as the fog machine smoke fills the ring and then he raises both arms and pyro explodes once more as he stands and takes his place.
**DING DING DING**
BM: And this one is under way. This is going to be… Good grief. Wait…what’s this?
The announcers point to a distraction in the crowd as people begin parting like the red sea. As the camera man zooms in, we see that parting is taking place because of yellow shirted event staff making a path for a very famous name in the wrestling business. There in all of his glory is one of the greatest of all time “The Ruler” Paul Blair. Blair has a tub of popcorn in one hand and a…chocolate cake shot?!? He waves a ticket at the camera man and takes his seat. As the two men in the ring stand on either side of the ref, Osbourne makes his way over to where Blair is seated and starts shouting at The Ruler. Blair simply smiles at Osbourne and waves his ticket and the camera barely picks up the sound of him saying ‘I came to watch my kid brother kick your puppet’s ass’. Osbourne is enraged and knocks Blair’s popcorn out of his hand and steps away as the crowd settles down and the camera goes back to the announcers and the ref calls for the bell to be rung once again and have the match re-started.
**DING DING DING**
BM: Well this just took a wicked twist.
TJ: You ain’t never lying Brandon. I’ve been watching Paul Blair since I was knee high to a grass hopper. He and Osbourne have had their fare share of encounters in their time.
BM: Steele circles around and ties up with Collins. Collins with a quick hip toss taking down the big man, Israel Steele.
TJ: Collins is a mountain of a man in his own right. Steele quickly back on his feet, he moves in for another tie up. This guy’s got balls, I’ll give him that.
BM: Steele with the upper hand this time and he pulls Collins in for a belly to belly suples. Collins kips up and smiles at Steele and then bull rushes the slightly larger Steele and tackles him to the ground landing a flurry of punches as they land.
TJ: Steele smartly covering up, dodging the full impact of those haymakers Collins is rainign down on him. The ref breaks them apart and Steele rolls out of the ring and leans over the guard rail by his brother Paul Blair, who looks to be handing something to Steele. OH MY! Knee lift by Steele drops Collins finally and Steele backs off as the ref checks on Kerry.
BM: Steele’s reaching into his tights…Osbourne is livid….he’s warning the ref. The ref turns and catches Steele in the act and snatches the foreign object and tosses it out to the time keeper.
TJ: The ref isn’t having, and he shouldn’t. This is a championship match. Win it the right way Steele. And Steele rolls back out of the ring and heads back to the barricade where he has a quick strategy session with big brother Paul again. That’s what I’m talking about right there, you have to get your game plan in order. If Collins is throwing him a curve, he needs to go back to the well. Smart thinking by Steele. Good coaching by Blair.
BM: You’re nuts. Look at what Osbourne’s training has done for Collins.
Just as he utters the words, Kerry Collins takes a sprinting start and suicide dives through the ropes, spearing Steele off of his feet and into the barricade. The crowd goes nuts as the two men collide. Collins pulls Steele back up and rolls him in the ring, then slides in himself.
TJ: Impressive display of agility by the big man from Minneapolis.
BM: There’s a reason they call him Mr. Intensity TJ. He pulls Steele up to his feet in the ring and whips him into the ropes…he goes for a lariat…but Steele instinctively ducks….
TJ: Uh-oh, here comes the game changer…Blair’s climbing over the guard rail…here comes Osbourne. WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Just as Osbourne is about to grab Paul Blair as he climbs over the barricade, a man in an all black ninja suit jumps the guard rail behind Osbourne. He spins Osbourne around and superkicks him, catching Osbourne off guard, and square under the jaw, dropping him cold. Just as the man nails Osbourne, Gary “Chemical X” Scarletti sprints down the ramp, clad in white bermuda shorts, a white Cuban dress shirt, and a white golf hat on backwards with black ray bans. As the crowd errupts at the appearance of Chemical X, the ninja disappears through the crowd.
BM: All hell has broken loose outside the ring…in the ring…Steele nails Collins off guard from behind. The ref checks on Collins, as he drops to all fours.
TJ: Steele runs towards the ropes to build momentum. As his back bounces against the ropes, Paul Blair jumps up and pulls the ropes down and Steele flips over the ropes and lands outside the ring.
BM: Collins sees what happened and he’s ready to take advantage of the situation and he quickly exits the ring and grabs Steele and rolls him back in. Collins on his feet….he’s signaling for the Final Judgment. He pulls the big man up and sets him up….CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB….this could be it.
TJ: Cover by Kerry Collins……….1………………2………………………3!!!!!!
**DING DING DING**
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and the YCW’s FIRST PLATINUM CHAMPION….”MR. INTENSITY” KERRY COLLINS!!!
The ref opens the case and hands Collins the title. He clutches it to for a moment, then snaps his head back and hoists it high above his head as the pyro ignites and “Hurt” by Johnny Cash plays.
BM: Wow! I am absolutely stunned... What just happened?
TJ: We have a new Platinum Champion… Paul Blair and Chemical X stepped foot in this company… And that masked man still intrigues me…
BM: That superkick...Could that be Brian Adams? He has a long time rivalry with Rob Osbourne!
TJ: It can be…The man was short though…Maybe it’s Terry Richards, he uses the superkick occasionally!
BM: I don’t know, it would be easier if Terry just called him on the portion of the show he hosts…We’ll have to see who this masked man is.
TJ: Well, speaking of hosting part of the show, James Baker’s time on charge has ended!
BM: Huh? He didn’t do much…
TJ: What?! He just leaded a brawl between ECCW and NWC! THAT’s James Baker for you!
BM: Ah, yeah, I guess you’re right. Anyway, here come the hosts of this chapter…
“The Final Countdown” by Europe hits the PA system as the crowd cheers. Leo Hawkins, Terrell Ryder, Leon Lonewolf and Tyler Brownlee come out, smiling. Everyone but Terrell and Tyler tag the fans at ringside, but Leo and Leon shrug and keep walking.
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the hosts of chapter two… YCW founders Leo Hawkins and Terrell Ryder, and ICW founders Leon Lonewolf and Tyler Brownlee!!
All four sit on chairs to the side, with microphones.
Tyler: It’s a honor to host this…
Leon: I like it. It solidifies the ICW-YCW partnership.
Tyler: Exactly. Wow, this crowd is huge, how many tickets did you sell?
Terrell: Well, that’s somethin’ we’d like to thank you for. Initially, we had already broken a YCW attendance record with ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE…
The crowd pops loudly…
Terrell: BUT…150 more people, who had previously been on the ICW event, bought immediately tickets for YCW. This leaves us with a huge record of 1,350 people! Thanks to each and every one of you!
The crowd pops even louder.
Terrell: Now, Leon, I believe the match you booked is about to begin.
Leon: Exactly.
Leo: You’re a cheap bastard…Why book yourself against Shaggy in a ladder match? I mean…Come on! He’s shaggy to say the least.
Leon: I like to annihilate some bitches. Learned that from Terry Richards.
Terrell: That explains why you're a little slow then.
Leon: Fuck you say?
Tyler: But why a ladder match? What’s in the briefcase up the ring?
Leon: Something there’s no possible way I’ll be losing. Now if you’ll excuse me…
Leon drops the mic and goes to the ring. Two ladders have been installed at the sides of the ring meanwhile he was talking.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring…LEON LONEWOLF!
The crowd gives a mixed reaction for Leon.
Jimmy Wilkes: And now, his oppone-
BM: Wait a second! Shaggy is already in the ring with a huge blow to the back of Leon’s head!
*DING DING DING*
Shaggy is nervous…And he delivers another blow to Leon’s head! However, this does nothing…Leon turns around, furious, and punches Shaggy right between the eyes! Shaggy uses the ropes for leverage, getting up, and Leon quickly clotheslines him over the top rope! Shaggy flies, his head hits the apron quite violently, and he falls into the ground! Shaggy is dazed as he comes back to his knees, holding the apron, but watch Leon, who is bouncing off the ropes, full off momentum… BASEBALL SLIDE! The slide thrusts Shaggy backwards, who hits the standing ladder… And the ladder falls right into the crowd!
TJ: This guy is just clumsy to the max! Is there anything he does right?
BM: He won a match…
TJ: Against a punchbag? Everyone can do that!
BM: Except Kyle Sync that is!
TJ: Touche!
Leon is out of the ring. He grabs Shaggy by his clothes and tosses him spine-first into the steel post! Shaggy is in pain, and Leon smirks, delivering a nasty uppercut to the chin… Shaggy stumbles back, until he trips on the ladder’s end and falls to the ground!
BM: HAHA!!! He shouldn’t have picked this profession!
Leon pulls Shaggy up and throws him right against the guardrail, making him fall, in pain. Lonewolf grabs the ladder and rolls it into the ring. He enters the ring himself, sets up the ladder right in the center of the squared circle and starts climbing quickly, a smirk on his face, amused by Shaggy’s attempts at winning. Leon is halfway done through the ladder, and he smirks as he grabs the briefcase, but here comes Shaggy! Shaggy quickly entering the ring, but he trips on the second rope, and he falls against the ladder, which slowly starts to tip over…Leon is concerned…The ladder now falls at huge speed, and Leon’s crotch is caught right on the top rope! Shaggy is amazed at what he just did!
BM: Oh my god…What if Shaggy actually wins this thing?
TJ: Are you kidding? He has no clue of what he’s doing!
Shaggy opens his eyes wide looking at the prize hanging above the ring… And he goes for it! Shaggy sets the ladder straight, and starts climbing very slowly, looking at his feet, at every move he does…
BM: Is he trying NOT TO MAKE NOISE?! This is a goddamn wrestling match!
TJ: Shh! He’s in the middle of his quest! Haha!
Shaggy is halfway through the ladder, but Leon is already up...Blood flows from his nose as he is extremely irritated…Leon furiously sprints up the ladder and delivers a huge fist right to the eye of Shaggy, who bounces, dazed, on top of the ladder… Shaggy fights back with a push…Leon nearly falls off of the ladder, holding with one hand, but he’s back into the game, delivering an elbow to Shaggy’s nose…But Shaggy isn’t done fighting back as he nails a headbutt to Leon! This makes Lonewolf fall back! Shaggy is all alone now, with a chance to win the prize hanging above…But wait!
BM: Wait a minute…I think he’s about to take a risk!
TJ: Is he going to jump?! Oh my god, grab your cameras, people, this is going to be hilarious!
Shaggy taunts the crowd shyly, and receives a loud pop in return… Shaggy going for a magnificent high splash…Here it comes...He’s going to jump…But he trips on the ladder’s step and FALLS WITH AN ACCIDENTAL SENTON RIGHT INTO LEON!!!
BM: Oh my god, this has got to be the move of the year… This was amazing! What do you call it, accidenton?!
TJ: Or a “Didn’t-Mean-To Swanton”! HAHA!
Leon is effectively grounded, and Shaggy is slowly lifting himself up! Leon rolls to the outside and falls flat as Shaggy climbs once again to the top, this time slightly more speedily… Shaggy is on the top of the ladder, but here comes Leon Lonewolf, twice as mad, with another ladder…Shaggy has both hands in the briefcase, but he’s taking too long to take it out! Leon has arrived, and he nails Shaggy right between the eyes with the ladder!
BM: And here comes this demon! Shaggy gets nailed with that ladder, but he won’t fall, he’s only dazed!
Leon punks Shaggy once more with the ladder, making him dizzy…Another time, and Shaggy falls back…But wait! His foot is caught in the ladder! Shaggy twists and turns as he’s locked upside down! Leon smirks, leans his ladder in the top rope, and starts climbing the standing one, Shaggy on the other side trying to get out of that horrible position. Leon is on the top of the ladder, looking down on Shaggy. Leon smirks and starts taking out the briefcase, but wait, Shaggy has pulled himself up! Shaggy and Leon now come face to face, and Shaggy nails a haymaker! Leon stops holding the briefcase and stares directly into Shaggy’s eyes…And both jump to grab the briefcase! To astonishing heights, with the briefcase balancing between them, Leon and Shaggy exchange fast punches, at a very speedy rhythm, but eventually Leon takes the lead… Shaggy is dazed…But, wait, he grabs the briefcase…And slams it into Leon’s head! Leon falls… RIGHT AGAINST THE LADDER! Leon’s back must be shattered in pieces… And Shaggy’s left all alone in the top of the ladder! The crowd cheers loudly…Is Shaggy going to make it…AND HE TAKES OUT THE BRIEFCASE! The crowd laughs and cheers as Shaggy is declared the victor of this match and Leon looks on, shocked, unable to move due to the strong impact in the steel ladder!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner…SHAGGY “MR. 420”!!
BM: Shaggy has made it! You have got to be kidding…He just won a ladder match!
Shaggy slowly climbs down the ladder, and opens the briefcase. Inside there’s some sort of contract.
BM: What in the world is that?!
Leon is absolutely petrified. He slowly tries to get off the ladder, but his back is crushed. He still gets to his feet as Shaggy reads out loud with a microphone…
Shaggy: I, Leon Peterson, officially transfer my Inferno Championship Wrestling, LLC. employment contract and my YouTube Championship Wrestling, LLC. employment contract to the property of the Cyanide Sports Network Inc., owned by—
Leon clubs Shaggy by behind, making him fall, he puts the contract in his briefcase and hits Shaggy right in the head with the briefcase… But suddenly, the lights in the arena go out… The crowd begins to panic.)
BM: What the??? I’m getting word from the production truck that we’re having some technical difficulties. Please bear with us while we…
Haunting music begins to play throughout the arena. A spotlight shines on the stage and what appears to look like a smoke bomb goes off on the stage area.
BM: Looks like we have some limited power here. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here folks…
As the smoke dissipates a shadowy figure is revealed to be standing on the stage and the crowd gasps in amazement. The camera zooms in on the person standing there and we see his is dressed all in black, with black wings, and a skull mask. The man on the stage pulls out a microphone from his robe pocket and begins to address the arena.
Shadowy Figure: Greetings YCW. I have been sent here to collect the souls of the so-called YCW Superstars. I have come from another place and another time where the inhabitants make the YCW Superstars look like Romper Room rejects. The match that just took place was pitiful. These two would never have made the cut where I have been.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Archangel. I am the preferred son, sent here to do my master’s bidding. I have been watching from the shadows for quite sometime. The time for The Archangel to make his presence known is now. Heed my words. It makes no difference who walks out of this arena tonight with The YCW Championship Belt. It is only a matter of time before I take possession and bring it back with me to the other side.
YCW Superstars, you are all children of my master. He has sent me here to show you the way. A better way, if you will. Going forward, The Archangel will lead you down the path of righteousness and back to the promised land. Some of you are depraved souls. Some of you more than others. Going forward, I pledge to my father to right your wrongs by showing you the error of your ways. Only under my guidance can you all be cleansed of atrocities you’ve all committed. I am here to free you from your personal nightmares and lead you back into the light…Until next time…
The Archangel throws another smoke bomb down on the stage and disappears in all of the confusion.
BM: Well that was bizarre! This Archangel guy sure knows how to make an entrance. Somehow, I don’t think we have seen or heard the last of this crackpot!
Leon had already discretely sat down on his chair at ringside, the briefcase hidden beneath.
TJ: This was odd indeed… I think we’ll take a quick break! Stick around folks!
*BREAK*
TJ: Welcome back to Battle Finale, people!
Tyler: Yeah, but I have something to say…Leon… What the hell was that contract!
Leon: I put the wrong thing in there. I wanted to put my TWF World Heavyweight Title, but accidentally must’ve put that thing…It’s for a, hum, roleplaying game me and some ICW/YCW boys backstage do. We, ahem, we… We gather around every Saturday and play…Multiple…Sports. Yeah. And I just changed leagues. Yeah. None of Mr. 420’s business.
Leo: No, that actually sounded real…
Leon: Uh…Ehm…We try to keep it to a huge reality level.
Terrell: How could you mistake a solid gold title belt with a contract made out of paper?
Leon: Hey, keep it down, I’m trying to watch the show! Sheesh…
BM: Well, folks, coming up next is our second match on the Highway to Hell series…The One Way Out Match!
TJ: That’s right, Brandon! Two wrestlers are going to survive these horrifying series by climbing over the top of the cage into the ground below! The four people who are left will be placed in the career terminator later on!
BM: Well, all wrestlers are in the ring now, the cage is being lowered… And here we go!
*DING DING DING*
This time, there’s no chaotic brawl like in the first match. Now, Thomas Bisping, Ushiro Ukemy and Freddy Givens immediately jump, trying to escape the cage as soon as possible. Leon Marks takes Thomas to the ground with a neat sitting powerbomb, preventing his dreams from happening. Ray MacCord pushes down Ushiro and climbs himself up to freedom. Jake Norton tries to push down Freddy Givens, but Freddy kicks him away. Leon grabs him quickly and nails him with a nasty chokeslam to the ground. Leon starts climbing the cage, and starts battling with Ray MacCord for his safety. He nails a quick elbow to the face of MacCord, that gets some blood out of his mouth. After more struggling, Ray finally takes the lead with a quick kick to Leon’s gut. However, as he starts climbing again, Freddy, who is already on the top of the cage, nails him with a kick right to the neck, which makes him fall square into the ground. Freddy looks, confused, and he and Leon start climbing down the cage into the floor, which they successfully achieve.
*DING! DING! DING!*
BM: Wow! That was fast…
TJ: But effective! Leon Marks and Freddy Givens are saved! The first match they have ever won…Haha!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners…Leon Marks and Freddy Givens!
BM: This means Jake Norton, Ray MacCord, Thomas Bisping and Ushiro Ukemy will be on the final ramp of this challenge! Only one will retain his contract!
TJ: Poor Ushiro…He just came into the main roster, and now he’s leaving!
BM: I feel the same way too, but it’s history being written… Speaking of, we’re about to witness history as Lee Poison makes his YCW debut! Coming up right away… On our half-time show, which you can also catch on WGN America! Time to roll!
*BREAK*
Narrator: YouTube Championship Wrestling is nothing but a battlefield. It’s a warzone. It’s a street where you can’t walk alone without fearing the constant attacks. It’s a war where some gather in factions you can’t beat, while others stand all alone and fight alone for dignity.
Clips of violent YCW moments.
Narrator: Should the flame be kept alive, this war will last forever, and nobody shall take the upper hand. Therefore, it’s time to start doing something about it. Therefore, a super event was planned.
The broadcast shows clips of stress backstage. Terrell Ryder is running backstage. Leo Hawkins is signing some papers and arguing with YCW workers.
Narrator: An event huge enough to drastically shape the company…An event to end feuds, an event that would be capable of controlling YCW once and for all.
There are clips of chaos erupting backstage and in the ring.
Narrator: And they decided…Leo Hawkins and Terrell Ryder, who control this company, decided that it was just impossible for them to control such a show by themselves…So they sent in reinforcement. They divided this pay-per-view into three deadly chapters, each controlled by one host. Great names were picked, such as “Da Xtreme Gangsta”, ECCW legend, James Baker…
Cut to James Baker, wearing a throwback Michael Irvin #88 Dallas Cowboys Jersey with his trademark Baggy Blue Jeans and his trademark Long Cross Pendant Necklace around his neck with his arm fully healed.
James: 'Ight… Terrell Ryder needs a little help controlling the talent at Battle Finale, so he called me to handle the job, and since he and I go back to the glorious days of ECCW, I said, it’s cool with me and a bunch of crazy ass shit is goin' down, for real.
Narrator: Inferno Championship Wrestling founders Tyler Brownlee and Leon Lonewolf…
Cut to Tyler Brownlee and Leon Lonewolf.
Tyler: YCW and our company, ICW, have a good partnership going on. Terrell invited me and Leon to host a chapter along with him and Leo, so, yeah, sounds good.
Narrator: And the returning “Windy City Madman”, Terry Richards.
Cut to Terry Richards, in his trademark tuxedo suit.
Terry: I got the invitation, and, yeah, I took it. I liked this shit, sounded cool. Plus, it’s a pretty nice way to kill some time by embarrassing James Baker again…Damn right I will do it.
Narrator: These four men, together, will rule the YCW roster, on the most dangerous playground of all time. The land…Of the end.
“The End” by The Doors plays as we fly above the town in ruins. Below, many survivors, their clothes devastated, battle in horribly bloody fist fights.
Narrator: Many careers are in stake. Many rivalries will have to end. A revolution rises like a tsunami over the YCW as we fade into the battle of a lifetime… It’s now time for…
The battle continues, now in a close perspective. Eric Redgate delivers a full force fist to Shannon Saint’s jaw, who falls to the ground, and all wrestlers turn to the camera and say at the same time…
All: Battle Finale.
The camera cuts away into the ring as a perfectly played cover of “Countdown to Extinction” by Megadeth is being played, live, by Asphyxiation. The pyro blasts all around the arena, exploding down the entrance ramp and above the ring, starting to shower from the entrance ramp as more explosions blast near Asphyxiation, and one huge final blast shakes up the crowd who starts cheering very heavily. The record-breaking attendance cheers even more as Asphyxiation finally ends their cover. The stage is incredibly good looking… Three huge, imposing statues stand, titanic. To the left stands Lady Justice, holding the scale. To the right stands Napoleon, wielding his sword. On the center, slightly above the other two statues, is one of Zeus. Small carved figures of men on battles stand below and around the big statues. “Battle Finale” is written in fire over the sculptures of small men. We now cut to our announcing team, Shannon “The Saint” Saint and Brandon Matthews.
SS: Welcome, everyone, to BATTLE FINALE, the biggest YCW event EVER! The finale of many careers, including Eric Redgate’s own, the finale of many feuds, many conflicts, many factions! Don’t you dare tuning out of this pay-per-view, for god’s sake! I’m the centerpiece, the masterstroke of this announce table, Shannon “The Saint” Saint, alongside crappy referee reject Brandon Matthews, the annoying nerd.
BM: Yeah, we’re starting this again. Over and over…
SS: You’re responsible for this. Anyways, we’ve got a pretty big card…It’s so big we had to divide it into three deadly chapters! First, James Baker is our host, then Leo Hawkins, Terrell Ryder, Leon Lonewolf and Tyler Brownlee, the latter two from ICW, who held a show prior to ours – and it was pretty good, actually – And then Terry Richards to end the night!
BM: What a festival! So, for this chapter, we’ll have some terrifically good matches! Stick around, ‘cause here comes a YCW World Tag Team Championship match, but first, an introduction to our first host of the night!
"Hail Mary" by 2Pac plays to a very loud reaction from the fans as they know who it is and they adore the guy to death. James Baker comes out to even more cheers from the crowd. He slowly walks down the ramp with his Spiked Out Baseball bat occupying his left hand. He slaps the hands of the fans before sliding into the ring. He grabs a microphone and stands in the ring to soak in the crowd reaction.
James Baker: What it mother fuckin' do Motor City.
The crowd cheers very loudly in appreciation of James.
James Baker: You know, it feels really great to be right here at Battle fuckin' Finale. I mean, when Terrell called me about an opportunity to host this event. I wasn't sure on what the hell to think about it, but when I looked at the line-up of the card, I was amazed. I really was. I know there's a huge night ahead of us. I get to host the first fuckin' chapter of this bitch while my boy Terrell gets to host the second chapter with Leo Hawkins, Tyler Brownlee and that big dumb fuckin' retard Leon Lonewolf and of course, that fuckin' cock suckin' mother fucker Terry Richards gets to host the final chapter of the show. Without a shadow of a doubt, my chapter is goin' to be the fuckin' best and of course, tune into tonight's show because it's gonna be off the mother fuckin' chain and that's that and nothin' more, believe that.
James Baker drops the mic, gets out of the ring, goes up the ramp and goes backstage as the camera pans back to Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint.
BM: So what did you think of James Baker?
SS: Fucking douche bag! My god, I wonder how Danielle Lopez can stand this mother fucker?
BM: Because it's true love. She loves him and he loves her! Isn't that enough?
SS: Do I care? NO! Anyways asshole. Let's get to our YCW World Tag Team Championship match, which is next!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a 4 way tag team match and it is for the YCW World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Mr. Baller, from Miami, Florida at a combined weight of 420 pounds, C-Note and Mick Ryans... TEAM BALLER!
"Mr. Baller" by Royce da 5'9" hits and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The 3 then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
SS: Here comes greatness. These guys are indeed greatness personified!
BM: James Baker would beat the fucking shit out of you if he heard that!
SS: Yeah... sure he will!
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing their opponents, from “Oblivion”… weighing in at a combined weight of 661 pounds, The Reaper and The Scythe, together they are… The Dark Scorpions
"Blackened" by Metallica hits the PA system as the crowd begins to boo. The Dark Scorpions, step from behind the curtain as the crowd boos them even more. The Reaper starts to stride calmly down the aisle while The Scythe is just taunting the crowd to make them boo them even more. Reaper steps over the ropes, while Scythe slides in under the bottom rope. Scythe immediately goes to the top rope and just stands there and looks at the fans with a disgusted look on his face while Reaper tries to get himself focused on the task at hand.
BM: I'm surprised they had the gall to show their faces after what they did to their longtime friend Eric Redgate!
SS: Ha! It's not my fault they accepted the deal I offered them and besides, I can do whatever I damn well please!
Jimmy Wilkes: And making their way to the ring at this time. At a combined wight of 384 pounds... They are the current YCW Tag Team Champions of the World, Phillip Mustang and "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez... Together they are The Lopez Dynasty!
"In the End" by Linkin Park hits throughout the arena as Danielle Lopez does her poses on the ramp while Phillip Mustang flexes his muscles behind her. They then give each other a hug before walking down the ramp. They start high-fiving the fans in the front row before they enter the ring. As they slide into the ring, Danielle starts doing her signature cheerleader poses in the middle of the ring while Phillip does a quick prayer. They then go to the top rope and raise their titles in the air before they go to their corner and wait for their opponents.
“Midwest Choppers” by Tech N9ne plays as J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles emerge from the curtain with a rather confident expression on their faces as the crowd gives them a huge positive reception.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making their way to the ring at this time, at a combined weight of 502 pounds, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, they are Da Xtreme Dynasty!
J.T and Kevin walk down the ramp and tag a few hands along the way. Kevin and J.T then slide into the ring and pose in the middle of it as the crowd roars in approval. Kevin and J.T then go on top of opposite turnbuckles to play up to the crowd. As they hop down, they walk up to Danielle and give her a hug while they give Phillip a fist pump.
SS: This sportsmanship crap is really dumb!
BM: No it's not. You know damn well that with additon of being one half of The Lopez Dynasty, Danielle Lopez is also a proud and prominent member of Da Xtreme Dynasty, which is founded by her husband and one of tonight's hosts, "Da Xtreme Gangsta" James Baker!
SS: James can fuck off. He's nothing!
BM: He's way better than you are. At least he's not a pussy.
Shannon punches Brandon right in the eye out of rage!
SS: Fuck you! As a matter of fact, i'm out of here. Enjoy doing this god damn show all by your fucking self you piece of fucking shit!
Shannon Saint furiously leaves the announce booth and goes to the back. Meanwhile, James Baker emerges from behind the curtain to a huge ovation from the crowd. He goes to the announcers table, places his bat down, takes a seat in the chair and puts on a headset.
JB: Hope I didn't miss anything!
BM: Apart from Shannon Saint being a major fucking twat. Not at all!
JB: You know how he is, he and Bobby Crane share that same exact douche bag trait, but at least they're not fuckin' faggots like Jake Norton is, who did get kicked in the fuckin' pussy by my ten year old son Trey!
BM: That was your son?
JB: You know it. He's a chip off the old block. He'd make a fine wrestler when he gets old enough!
BM: Well speaking of that. I see you have a few of your associates in the match!
JB: Damn straight! My lovely wife Danielle is in there, my former nemesis and tag team partner Phillip Mustang is in there and of course my boys Kev and J.T. are in there reppin' Da Xtreme Dynasty name that is so god damn prestigious!
BM: Who would you like to win?
JB: Personally, I can't answer that because i'm not voting for a winner, nor should I have to!
BM: Fair enough!
*DING! DING! DING!*
The referee rings the bell to get this match underway and all eight competitors charge at each other. Danielle and Phillip charge at Team Baller as they seek retribution for what Baller did to their mother at her funeral. C-Note and Ryans try to cover up as Danielle and Phillip unleash a flurry of strikes that causes both to stumble into the corner. Meanwhile, Styles and Banks are pummeling Scythe and Reaper. Scythe tries to get some offense in, but Styles takes Scythe down with a Jumping Hurricanrana to the canvas. Styles with the early cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
JB: God damn! That was close. Kev could've had him right there!
Scythe kicks out at two! Reaper meanwhile is getting the upperhand on Banks as he hits him with a Running Big Boot to the skull. Reaper picks Banks up and nails him to the mat with a Running Powerslam as it's beginning to turn very chaotic out here. The referee sees Reaper on top of Banks in pinning position as the referee begins to count!
ONE!!!!
NO!!!!
Banks kicks out at one! Reaper places his foot on Banks' throat and starts choking him while his hands are on the ropes for extra leverage. Meanwhile, with Phillip incapacitated for now, Team Baller goes to work on Danielle. C-Note whips her off the ropes and as she comes back, both C-Note and Ryans hit a Double Facebuster that has Danielle writhing in pain on the mat. C-Note makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
Phillip kicks C-Note in the head to break up the pin attempt as the referee's hand was going down for the three count!
BM: Look at the carnage of this match!
JB: All four teams in this match are vying for the biggest prize in tag team wrestling and they would do things that they normally don't do to achieve the golden prize. That's fuckin' dedication right there!
Ryans charges at Phillip, but Phillip reverses Ryans momentum and drops him down on the ground with a thunderous back body drop. Phillip goes to spear Ryans, but from out of nowhere, C-Note stops Phillip's momentum right in it's tracks by hitting him with the Jumping Leg Lariat. Meanwhile with Scythe laying prone on the ground, Styles and Banks go after the bigger man known as Reaper. Both men start punching Reaper with all their might and they drive him back into the corner as they hit Reaper with a Spear and Dropkick combination. Scythe gets to his feet and is quickly aware of what is going on with his partner. He goes to run at Styles, but he moves out of the way and sends Scythe into colliding with Reaper before Styles hits Scythe with a beautifully executed Stylin' Leg Sweep. Styles makes the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Scythe just barely kicks out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count!
BM: Very close call right there!
JB: I really thought this was gonna be over. More often than not, the Stylin' Leg Sweep finishes mother fuckers off in a blink of an eye!
C-Note and Ryans charge at Danielle as Phillip struggles to recuperate from the Jumping Leg Lariat that C-Note hit him with earlier. C-Note slingshots Danielle into Ryans, who plants her down with a different variation of the Spike DDT. C-Note goes over to Phillip and grabs his arm to force him to get on his feet. As Phillip is on his feet, he throws a quick jab to C-Note's face to cause him to stagger a bit. As he gets to a vertical base, Phillip grabs C-Note in position and hits him with a Belly to Belly suplex, which causes C-Note to land back first into the turnbuckle. Phillip grabs C-Note by the hair and as he has him to his feet, he gets C-Note in position and plants him down on the mat with the Mustang-Plex. Phillip drapes his arm onto C-Note's chest and the referee begins to count the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
NO!!!!
At the last minute, Ryans breaks the fall by launching his body onto Phillip's back! As that is going on, Danielle recovers from the beatdown that was exhibited on her and she climbs atop of the turnbuckle. She looks back and notices C-Note and Mick Ryans on their feet. She looks at the cheering crowd and launches herself off, looking for a standing Latinasault on C-Note and Ryans. She hits it successfully and C-Note and Ryans are down while Danielle stands tall!
JB: That is indeed my Danielle. She's taken what i've taught her and she's applying it very well in that ring. I'm tellin' you, she is the best in-ring performer goin' today!
BM: You may in fact be right because the crowd is indeed behind her tonight!
JB: They're always behind her, as am I, but for me, it's in more ways than one if you know what i'm sayin'. She is always a crowd favorite and god damn, she looks extra hot tonight, which is not a shocker!
With Banks out of it for now, Styles has no choice, but to fend for himself. He attacks Scythe by unleashing a fury of punches to the abdomen area. Styles whips Scythe off of the ropes, as Scythe returns, Styles leaps himself onto Scythe's body and then plants him down with a variation of the Full Nelson Facebuster that he calls the Styles Buster.
BM: Very innovative move by Kevin Styles!
JB: It's not surprising to me because Kev is indeed a world class athlete. He's the speed of the team while J.T. is the power and nine times out of ten, that formula works in tag team matches!
As Styles awaits for Scythe to get up, Reaper blindsides Styles from behind and hits him with a hard hitting Lariat. Reaper pulls Styles to his feet and hits the Pumphandle Slam as Styles' back meets the mat yet again. Reaper does a cocky strut in the middle of the ring and the crowd boos him heavily. Reaper smiles and flips off the fans. He taunts again as Banks makes it to his feet and hits Reaper with a thunderous spear as the fans cheer very loudly. With the look of pain very obvious on his face, Styles manages to get to his feet and joins Banks in beating down Reaper. They struggle for just a bit, until Styles runs up to him and plants the Stylish Execution, on impact of the move, Banks somehow lifts Reaper's huge frame up in the air and plants him down hard with New York State of Mind. As Scythe attempts to come in and make the save, Styles leaps himself up and plants Scythe with the Midwest Kick. Banks covers Reaper. The referee goes down and counts the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: The Dark Scorpions have been eliminated!
BM: Although my opinion of them isn't very high these days, The Dark Scorpions put on a hell of an effort, but it just wasn't enough!
JB: One team down, two more to be eliminated!
Banks gets to his feet and smiles at what he and Styles accomplished. He looks over at Styles and they exchange a high five with each other. As they look at both The Lopez Dynasty and Team Baller, they stand on the outside of the ring and watch the other two teams brawl with each other. Phillip drives C-Note's back hard into the turnbuckle while Danielle delivers a few hard kicks to Ryans jaw. Styles and Banks go inside of the ring and discuss strategy with Danielle and Phillip. All four of them go in unison and attack Team Baller.
BM: Smart strategy by The Lopez Dynasty and Da Xtreme Dynasty!
JB: Well Brandon, to be truthful, they are all technically apart of Da Xtreme Dynasty, so really they are a full unit, no matter what circumstances there is, so this is not a shocking development that we are seeing. Now altogether now, DXD, DXD, DXD!
Styles and Danielle go to attack C-Note while Phillip and Banks attack Ryans. Banks and Phillip hit Ryans with a double suplex to the canvas. Styles and Danielle hit C-Note with a double super kick to the jaw. Styles goes to the top rope and launches himself off, looking for the Cleveland Hangtime on C-Note. C-Note moves out of the way as Styles crashes and burns on the mat. C-Note then hits a twisting clothesline on Danielle to take her down on the canvas. Meanwhile, C-Note sees Phillip and Banks double team Ryans and he dropkicks Phillip in the back to send him out of the ring. Ryans whips Banks over to C-Note, who then hits him with the Jumping DDT. As Styles gets back to his feet, C-Note and Ryans whip him off the ropes and try hit him with The Ballerizer, but Styles ducks it and hits C-Note with the Stylish Execution. As Ryans comes towards him, Styles hits him with a Hurricanrana that sends him out of the ring. Styles covers C-Note. The referee goes down and counts the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Team Baller has been eliminated!
BM: A great effort by Team Baller!
JB: Pssh! I don't know what you talkin' bout. All this really proved that Da Xtreme Dynasty are a better faction than Team Baller, which I have been sayin' that ever since February when we were all competin' for that shit hole promotion that I will not mention right now!
BM: Well either way, it's now down to Da Xtreme Dynasty and The Lopez Dynasty for the YCW World Tag Team Championship!
JB: And you can tell that i'm beyond fuckin' nervous right now!
Danielle and Phillip go to one corner and strategize their next plan of attack. Meanwhile Styles and Banks do the same and Styles reminds Banks on what they have to go through to hold their fourth tag team championship gold, even if it means beating up on a close friend of theirs.. After they take their breather, Danielle and Phillip go to the middle of the ring, as do Styles and Banks. They shake hands with each other and they lock up with an elbow and collar tie up. Danielle has Styles on the ropes and just pounds her fists into Styles head. After she hops down, she connects with a superkick to the jaw and follows that up with a Shining Wizard to the corner. Danielle then turns it into a bulldog and Styles is face down on the mat. Phillip has the upperhand over Banks and Banks is not doing a good enough job to avoid those punches to the face. Phillip attempts to whip Banks off the ropes, but Banks catches on and delivers a big boot to Phillip's jaw to cause him to hit the mat in pain. Banks wastes little time as he has Phillip locked in a Rear Chin Lock. Meanwhile, Danielle stirs to her feet and kicks Banks in the head with a Buzzsaw like kick to break up the hold and save the match for her team!
BM: This has been an excellent hard hitting match to open the show!
JB: No shit! I'm still fuckin' nervous here. I can't root for anybody here!
Danielle gets Styles to his feet. She then leaps up and plants him down with the Hurricanrana to shift the momentum of the match back into her favor. Banks gets Phillip to his feet and lays away at him with a series of strikes. Banks with complete control over Phillip, picks him up on his shoulders and plants him down with the Death Valley Driver. Meanwhile, Styles goes for a suplex, but Danielle reverses it into a huge Tornado DDT and all four competitors are now down and out in the ring. The referee begins the count for the competitors to get up!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
All four competitors start to stir for a bit.
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
The Lopez Dynasty and Da Xtreme Dynasty members get to their feet before the count of ten! On one side you see Danielle laying Styles to waste while you have Phillip bashing in Banks head with his bare fists. Danielle springs herself off of the ropes and tries hit Styles in the head with the Springboard Roundhouse Kick, but Styles ducks it and Danielle instead hits the referee to knock him down to the canvas. She then hits Styles with a Pele kick out of nowhere to take him down on the mat. Her and Phillip then set their eyes on Banks. They proceed to double team him by kicking him multiple times. Danielle grabs Banks legs and slingshots him, to Phillip, who then hits Banks with the Mustang-Plex to complete the Trip to Disparity. Suddenly two masked men appear from the back and slide into the ring!
BM: What in the hell is this?
JB: They better not try something stupid here!
The first masked man nails Phillip with a huge Death Valley Driver while the other one clotheslines Danielle out of the ring. Styles without any knowledge as to what just went down, drapes an arm on top of Phillip. The referee slowly stirs and sees the pinfall take place!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners and NEW YCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD... KEVIN STYLES... J.T. BANKS... DA XTREME DYNASTY!
BM: My god! Da Xtreme Dynasty are World Tag Team Champions for the fourth time!
JB: Kev and J.T. don't know what just happened and i'm pretty pissed off right now!
BM: Look! Here comes Osiris!
Osiris comes running down the ramp and goes towards Danielle. He slides her in the ring and acts like he's going to check on her condition, but instead, he locks her in the Modified Gogoplata that he calls Unnatural Selection. Styles and Banks see this and try to help her, but the masked men take both of them down with devastating big boots to the face!
BM: Oh my god! He has Danielle locked in that deadly hold and Styles and Banks were just laid out by Osiris' two masked men!
JB: Fuck this shit! I'm going down there. No mother fucker is going to be hurting my wife like that, especially when I am physically able to do something about it!
James throws down the headset and grabs his Spiked Out Baseball Bat. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring to get to Osiris, but the two masked men plant James down with a double clothesline and start laying the boots to him. After Osiris has made Danielle suffer enough, he releases the hold and then focuses his attention towards James. Osiris signals for the men to place James on his shoulders, which they do once he isn't in condition to fight back. After looking on with a rather evil and demented look on his face, he plants James down with the Inverted Death Valley driver that he calls Intrinsic Evil. Osiris then looks down at both James and Danielle with a disgusted look on his face before he and the two masked men leave the area with the crowd throwing debris at them.
James manages to get to a conscience state and immediately notices Danielle's condition. A crazed and angry expression come across his face as he continues to check on her. Suddenly, the the EMT's then check on Danielle as James is right by her side looking very concerned. Styles and Banks also come to their feet and check on her, as well as Phillip stirring to his feet and checks on her as well. The EMT's along with Phillip, James, Styles and Banks, all lead the stretcher to the bottom ramp.
BM: This was absolutely sick! But still, despite this, I have another concern…Who’s going to help me comment throughout the broadcast? Let’s take a break while I talk to Leo and Terrell…
*BREAK*
BM: Welcome back, folks… And, as you can see, I have a replacement announce booth partner…TJ Greenaway! Thanks for Terrell Ryder to sending him in, and, TJ, welcome!
TJ: Hey, glad to be here, announcing with you, Brandon!
BM: Alright! Now, up next is the Highway to Hell battle royal! In this match, seven men will compete under normal Battle Royal rules, but whoever is eliminated walks forward to the One Way Out Match…And if you lose it, you go to the Last Chance Match, where the losers lose their YCW contracts!
TJ: That’s right, Brandon… But the fact of the matter is, nobody cares about these guys!
BM: What do you mean, they’re wrestlers like everyone else!
TJ: I know, but, I mean, most of these guys haven’t won a single match yet!
BM: Exactly, so this is their last chance to shine…
TJ: Couldn’t put that any better.
BM: Finally, a broadcast partner that respects me… Ah. Anyway, all seven men are in the ring, ready to rumble! Shannon Saint, suck on THIS…This ain’t no freaking sparring session! HA!
*DING DING DING*
The match immediately breaks into complete insanity. Leon Marks jumps with a Lou Thesz press right onto Thomas Bisping, Ushiro Ukemy and Ray MacCord engage in a tight fist fight, and Freddy Givens delivers a nasty kick to Norton’s head. Freddy wastes no time grabbing Norton by the tights. He smirks, and CHUCKS Jake Norton right out of the ring, he’s eliminated in ten seconds!
Eliminated: Jake Norton
Frankie Jones, after watching on the battle for some time, decides to join in with a stiff kick to Ushiro’s head. Ray McCord jumps into him with a nasty sleeper hold, but Frankie nails him with a swift Pele kick right between the eyes. Frankie back to his feet, runs to the distant Freddy and nails him with a quick hurricanrana! Freddy goes flying out the ring into the ground below!
Eliminated: Freddy Givens
Leon, noticing his partner was just eliminated, comes right back and starts attacking Frankie, stomping him furiously against the turnbuckle. However, by behind, Ushiro Ukemy grabs Marks… And nails a beautiful german suplex which knocks Marks down! Ushiro gets up, smirks, and delivers a sweet knife edge chop to the chest of Frankie Jones. Ushiro lifts him up and nails a vertical suplex. As he smirks, confident, he doesn’t notice Ray MacCord, who flies to him with a clothesline! Ushiro falls away!
Eliminated: Ushiro Ukemy
Frankie Jones now is back to his feet, but here comes Leon Marks with a clothesline…But Frankie ducks it and Marks nails Ray MacCord instead! But wait, Ray MacCord pulls Marks out of the ring as well! Both have been eliminated!
Eliminated: Ray MacCord/Leon Marks
Only Thomas Bisping and Frankie Jones are left here…Punch by Bisping! But Jones fights back with a punch of his own! Bisping falls back…Frankie with a dropkick! And out goes Thomas Bisping…Frankie Jones keeps his contract safe for another day!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner…FRANKIE JONES!
BM: Frankie pulls an upset and is the first person tonight to keep his contract safe!
TJ: Nice! I like his courage…
BM: Well, now it’s time for another match! As the wrestlers with careers at stake leave, it’s time for the huge NWC vs ECCW match! Seeing that Terry Richards and James Baker are respectively NWC and ECCW alumni, Leo Hawkins was a close NWC fan and Terrell Ryder was involved in ECCW, this will be cool!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is the NWC vs ECCW showdown match. Introducing first, paying due tribute to the New Wrestling Council, from Japan...This is Dragon Mask!
“The Dragon’s Breath” by David Arkenstone, a soothing song, fades into the PA system as the crowd cheers. Dragon Mask comes out, and as he runs down the ramp, pyro explodes accordingly. He slides into the ring and taunts the crowd.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, paying tribute to Elite Class Championship Wrestling, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 159 pounds. He is the first and only Grand Slam Champion in ECCW History... C-Low!
"Testify" by Rage Against the Machine hits the PA system as C-Low emerges from behind the curtain to a standing ovation from the crowd. He then walks down the ramp and slaps hands with the fans before he slides under the ropes. He just goes to the middle of the ring and awaits for the bell to ring.
*DING! DING! DING!*
The referee rings the bell for this match to get underway. C-Low and Dragon Mask just stare each other down in the middle of the ring. Dragon Mask attempts to hit C-Low with the first shot of the match, but C-Low ducks out of the way and suckers Dragon Mask into a huge mistake before he capitalizes by hitting Dragon Mask with a shot to the jaw of his own that sends Dragon Mask to the mat. C-Low lets Dragon Mask get to his feet. C-Low and Dragon Mask lock up with each other and Dragon Mask gets C-Low locked in a side headlock. Dragon Mask manages to push C-Low off of him and then nails C-Low with a wicked Hurricanrana to gain the momentum into his favor. C-Low then bounces himself off the ropes and hits Dragon Mask with a Running Senton. C-Low makes the cover as the referee goes down and counts the fall!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Close call there!
TJ: Yes it was. These two have a great opportunity to show the world that they still have it!
C-Low goes to the ropes and waits for Dragon Mask to get to his feet. As Dragon Mask is up to a verticle base, C-Low attempts to hit a Springboard Clothesline, but Dragon Mask leaps up in the air and comes down by hitting C-Low with an impressive Jumping Complete Shot. Dragon Mask goes to the top rope, launches himself off, looking for a Frog Splash, but C-Low moves out of the way and Dragon Mask crashes hard onto the mat. C-Low recovers and hits Dragon Mask with a Shining Wizard. C-Low with the cover!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
Dragon Mask kicks out again! C-Low gets Dragon Mask to a verticle base and attempts to hit him with the Swinging Neckbreaker, but Dragon Mask somehow manages to get himself out of it and follows that up by hitting C-Low with a DDT that plants him down onto the mat. Dragon Mask raises C-Low to his knees and hits him with a series of stiff kicks to the abdomen area and he follows that up by kicking C-Low in the head with a seated dropkick. Dragon Mask makes the pin attempt!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
NO!!!!
BM: Ooooh, C-Low manages to kick out there!
TJ: He almost got caught there and that certainly would've costed him the match right there!
Dragon Mask manages to pick up C-Low and hits him with a couple of forearm smashes across the face. Dragon Mask lifts his leg up and connects a Spinning Kick to C-Low's face and make him stumble to the ropes. Dragon Mask then kicks C-Low right in the ribs and C-Low is writhing on the mat in much pain. Dragon Mask pulls C-Low in the middle of the ring and locks him in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold. However, C-Low manages to roll on his back and he kicks Dragon Mask off of him and Dragon Mask goes back first hard into the turnbuckle. C-Low runs up to try and clothesline Dragon mask, but Dragon Mask steps out of the way and let's C-Low go body first into the turnbuckle. Dragon Mask goes up behind C-Low and hits him with a Cobra Clutch Slam. Dragon Mask picks C-Low up and suplexes him over the ropes and out of the ring. As C-Low is up to his feet, Dragon Mask dives over the ropes and hits a wicked Suicide Dive onto C-Low's body. The referee begins the ten count for both competitors to get into the ring!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!!!
THREE!!!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
SIX!!!!
SEVEN!!!!
EIGHT!!!!
NINE!!!!
Both competitors continue to brawl outside of the ring.
TEN!!!!
*DING! DING! DING!*
Jimmy Wilkes: Since both competitors could not get in the ring before the ten count, this match has ended in a double count out!
BM: Oh! We never got to see who had the biggest promotion!
Dragon Mask and C-Low keep the brawl alive, exchanging fists like crazy. C-Low, out of nowhere, nails a low blow, making Dragon Mask scream in pain. C-Low grabs a steel chair, but Dragon Mask slams him against the steel post! And wait a minute…Here come reinforcements for C-Low down the aisle! Sean Jamison, Matt Jamison, Terry Jones, G-Funk, Japanese Kid! All these men are saving C-Low with a rampant attack on the defenseless Dragon Mask! He needs help, and there it is! Some NWC alumni is arriving! Aaron Bourne! Steve Steiner! Shawn Brown! Brad Gates! Dr. Brainbuster! All of these have come to fight off the ECCW squad! This is absolute chaos, but security is nowhere to be seen…
Wait a minute! More talent is coming from the crowd! From one side come more ECCW wrestlers, Joseph, Efran, Carlos, Jesse and Kevin Ortiz! All of them speeding through the crowd! But from the other side come NWC reinforcements! The famous The Exiled stable is coming, as Justin The Top, Nathan Wylde, Ken Waltman, Ben Waltman, The Triumphant Master, Sammy Deathstar sprint through the crowd! This huge brawl has gone completely out of control as 23 wrestlers brawl between themselves furiously! Steel chair shots are seen through this rebellion! But it’s not over! More NWC talent joins the party, Mike Zero, Satoru Fujinami, Jimmy Fawcett, Tyler Styles, Keith Detroit, Scorpion Santos, Tom Stryker! The crowd goes wild as all these fill up the arena! And, by behind, come The Afro Kid, Ron Bridges, Shocker, Chad Smith, Blaze, Triple X, Grandmaster Steve! This brawl is turning into titanic proportions! The camera focuses on Nathan Wylde, who grabs G-Funk and CHOKESLAMS him off the stage into the tables below! Matt and Sean Jamison throw Ken and Ben Waltman against the statue of Lady Justice, damaging it! But wait, the crowd starts to boo as The Dark Scorpions come out! The Dark Scorpions about to attack ECCW…But the crowd pops hugely with Eric Redgate, whose arm is fully healed, coming in to attack them! Another brawl has broken loose inside the NWC faction! The crowd cheers again as Phillip Mustang comes in to help his team! The brawl continues… But wait! A huge pop! James Baker, J.T. Banks and Kevin Styles are here! Da Xtreme Dynasty quickly starts cleaning the house knocking down Steve Steiner, Dr. Brainbuster, Keith Detroit, the Bodyguard guys, Mike Zero…Wait a second! Here comes Terry, Chris and Alex Richards! The crowd is cheering for them among all this chaos! Terry, Chris and Alex attack ECCW employees! Wait a minute…Terry Richards and James Baker just came face to face… And a fist fight begins! The long time rivals are going at it! But wait, here comes police, who were called to the scene to end this madness!
BM: Here come the authorities to put a stop to this!
To some deafening boos, the authorities separate NWC and the Legion of Shadows from ECCW and Da Xtreme Dynasty. They even go as far as handcuffing and arresting Justin The Top and Nathan Wylde, taking them away.
TJ: We need a break, folks! This was INSANE!
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TJ: Welcome back, folks watching at home! It is now time for the CROWNING of the first ever YCW Platinum Champion in the world!
BM: Exactly! Kerry Collins goes one on one with Israel Steele to find out who’s the better man…And who is worthy of being the first ever Platinum Champion!
TJ: By winning this title, you almost prove that you’re World Title caliber!
BM: Well, that’s the deal TJ… We are going to find who will be the first ever Platinum Champion. It will either be “Mr. Intensity” Kerry Collins…or this man…
Jimmy Wilkes: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall and it is to crown the very first YCW Platinum Championship!!. First, hailing from Kill Devil's Hill, North Carolina...he is the current and reigning YCW Broadcast Champion....”THE REAL DEAL” ISRAEL STEELE!
“Tom Sawyer” by Rush plays as Israel Steele steps onto the stage and poses, then struts to the ring, licking his thumbs. He stops half way down the ramp and eyes the case containing the Platinum Championship. He looks down at the Broadcast title around his waist, unhooks it and throws it over his shoulder and then grins and makes the belt motion around his waist, then he steps onto the ring steps, wiping his boots on the apron before climbing between the ropes and raising his hands, clutching the Broadcast title.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, a former YCW Broadcast Champion…being accompanied to the ring by his manager, “The Nitemare” Rob Osbourne…hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota…”MR. INTENSITY” KERRY COLLINS!
The lights drop and darkness sets in the arena. Smoke begins to billow from out of the ring on all sides as "Hurt" by Johnny Cash begins playing. A super spot shining from BEHIND the curtain blinds the camera giving a negative image in the screen as Kerry Collins steps out and the spot fades out. Clad in black and red trunks he steps to the center of the stage as Rob Osbourne steps out from behind the curtain. Collins snaps his head back as pyro ignites and then walks to the ring with purpose. He steps over the top rope and drops to a knee as the fog machine smoke fills the ring and then he raises both arms and pyro explodes once more as he stands and takes his place.
**DING DING DING**
BM: And this one is under way. This is going to be… Good grief. Wait…what’s this?
The announcers point to a distraction in the crowd as people begin parting like the red sea. As the camera man zooms in, we see that parting is taking place because of yellow shirted event staff making a path for a very famous name in the wrestling business. There in all of his glory is one of the greatest of all time “The Ruler” Paul Blair. Blair has a tub of popcorn in one hand and a…chocolate cake shot?!? He waves a ticket at the camera man and takes his seat. As the two men in the ring stand on either side of the ref, Osbourne makes his way over to where Blair is seated and starts shouting at The Ruler. Blair simply smiles at Osbourne and waves his ticket and the camera barely picks up the sound of him saying ‘I came to watch my kid brother kick your puppet’s ass’. Osbourne is enraged and knocks Blair’s popcorn out of his hand and steps away as the crowd settles down and the camera goes back to the announcers and the ref calls for the bell to be rung once again and have the match re-started.
**DING DING DING**
BM: Well this just took a wicked twist.
TJ: You ain’t never lying Brandon. I’ve been watching Paul Blair since I was knee high to a grass hopper. He and Osbourne have had their fare share of encounters in their time.
BM: Steele circles around and ties up with Collins. Collins with a quick hip toss taking down the big man, Israel Steele.
TJ: Collins is a mountain of a man in his own right. Steele quickly back on his feet, he moves in for another tie up. This guy’s got balls, I’ll give him that.
BM: Steele with the upper hand this time and he pulls Collins in for a belly to belly suples. Collins kips up and smiles at Steele and then bull rushes the slightly larger Steele and tackles him to the ground landing a flurry of punches as they land.
TJ: Steele smartly covering up, dodging the full impact of those haymakers Collins is rainign down on him. The ref breaks them apart and Steele rolls out of the ring and leans over the guard rail by his brother Paul Blair, who looks to be handing something to Steele. OH MY! Knee lift by Steele drops Collins finally and Steele backs off as the ref checks on Kerry.
BM: Steele’s reaching into his tights…Osbourne is livid….he’s warning the ref. The ref turns and catches Steele in the act and snatches the foreign object and tosses it out to the time keeper.
TJ: The ref isn’t having, and he shouldn’t. This is a championship match. Win it the right way Steele. And Steele rolls back out of the ring and heads back to the barricade where he has a quick strategy session with big brother Paul again. That’s what I’m talking about right there, you have to get your game plan in order. If Collins is throwing him a curve, he needs to go back to the well. Smart thinking by Steele. Good coaching by Blair.
BM: You’re nuts. Look at what Osbourne’s training has done for Collins.
Just as he utters the words, Kerry Collins takes a sprinting start and suicide dives through the ropes, spearing Steele off of his feet and into the barricade. The crowd goes nuts as the two men collide. Collins pulls Steele back up and rolls him in the ring, then slides in himself.
TJ: Impressive display of agility by the big man from Minneapolis.
BM: There’s a reason they call him Mr. Intensity TJ. He pulls Steele up to his feet in the ring and whips him into the ropes…he goes for a lariat…but Steele instinctively ducks….
TJ: Uh-oh, here comes the game changer…Blair’s climbing over the guard rail…here comes Osbourne. WHAT THE HELL?!?!
Just as Osbourne is about to grab Paul Blair as he climbs over the barricade, a man in an all black ninja suit jumps the guard rail behind Osbourne. He spins Osbourne around and superkicks him, catching Osbourne off guard, and square under the jaw, dropping him cold. Just as the man nails Osbourne, Gary “Chemical X” Scarletti sprints down the ramp, clad in white bermuda shorts, a white Cuban dress shirt, and a white golf hat on backwards with black ray bans. As the crowd errupts at the appearance of Chemical X, the ninja disappears through the crowd.
BM: All hell has broken loose outside the ring…in the ring…Steele nails Collins off guard from behind. The ref checks on Collins, as he drops to all fours.
TJ: Steele runs towards the ropes to build momentum. As his back bounces against the ropes, Paul Blair jumps up and pulls the ropes down and Steele flips over the ropes and lands outside the ring.
BM: Collins sees what happened and he’s ready to take advantage of the situation and he quickly exits the ring and grabs Steele and rolls him back in. Collins on his feet….he’s signaling for the Final Judgment. He pulls the big man up and sets him up….CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB….this could be it.
TJ: Cover by Kerry Collins……….1………………2………………………3!!!!!!
**DING DING DING**
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner and the YCW’s FIRST PLATINUM CHAMPION….”MR. INTENSITY” KERRY COLLINS!!!
The ref opens the case and hands Collins the title. He clutches it to for a moment, then snaps his head back and hoists it high above his head as the pyro ignites and “Hurt” by Johnny Cash plays.
BM: Wow! I am absolutely stunned... What just happened?
TJ: We have a new Platinum Champion… Paul Blair and Chemical X stepped foot in this company… And that masked man still intrigues me…
BM: That superkick...Could that be Brian Adams? He has a long time rivalry with Rob Osbourne!
TJ: It can be…The man was short though…Maybe it’s Terry Richards, he uses the superkick occasionally!
BM: I don’t know, it would be easier if Terry just called him on the portion of the show he hosts…We’ll have to see who this masked man is.
TJ: Well, speaking of hosting part of the show, James Baker’s time on charge has ended!
BM: Huh? He didn’t do much…
TJ: What?! He just leaded a brawl between ECCW and NWC! THAT’s James Baker for you!
BM: Ah, yeah, I guess you’re right. Anyway, here come the hosts of this chapter…
“The Final Countdown” by Europe hits the PA system as the crowd cheers. Leo Hawkins, Terrell Ryder, Leon Lonewolf and Tyler Brownlee come out, smiling. Everyone but Terrell and Tyler tag the fans at ringside, but Leo and Leon shrug and keep walking.
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the hosts of chapter two… YCW founders Leo Hawkins and Terrell Ryder, and ICW founders Leon Lonewolf and Tyler Brownlee!!
All four sit on chairs to the side, with microphones.
Tyler: It’s a honor to host this…
Leon: I like it. It solidifies the ICW-YCW partnership.
Tyler: Exactly. Wow, this crowd is huge, how many tickets did you sell?
Terrell: Well, that’s somethin’ we’d like to thank you for. Initially, we had already broken a YCW attendance record with ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE…
The crowd pops loudly…
Terrell: BUT…150 more people, who had previously been on the ICW event, bought immediately tickets for YCW. This leaves us with a huge record of 1,350 people! Thanks to each and every one of you!
The crowd pops even louder.
Terrell: Now, Leon, I believe the match you booked is about to begin.
Leon: Exactly.
Leo: You’re a cheap bastard…Why book yourself against Shaggy in a ladder match? I mean…Come on! He’s shaggy to say the least.
Leon: I like to annihilate some bitches. Learned that from Terry Richards.
Terrell: That explains why you're a little slow then.
Leon: Fuck you say?
Tyler: But why a ladder match? What’s in the briefcase up the ring?
Leon: Something there’s no possible way I’ll be losing. Now if you’ll excuse me…
Leon drops the mic and goes to the ring. Two ladders have been installed at the sides of the ring meanwhile he was talking.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring…LEON LONEWOLF!
The crowd gives a mixed reaction for Leon.
Jimmy Wilkes: And now, his oppone-
BM: Wait a second! Shaggy is already in the ring with a huge blow to the back of Leon’s head!
*DING DING DING*
Shaggy is nervous…And he delivers another blow to Leon’s head! However, this does nothing…Leon turns around, furious, and punches Shaggy right between the eyes! Shaggy uses the ropes for leverage, getting up, and Leon quickly clotheslines him over the top rope! Shaggy flies, his head hits the apron quite violently, and he falls into the ground! Shaggy is dazed as he comes back to his knees, holding the apron, but watch Leon, who is bouncing off the ropes, full off momentum… BASEBALL SLIDE! The slide thrusts Shaggy backwards, who hits the standing ladder… And the ladder falls right into the crowd!
TJ: This guy is just clumsy to the max! Is there anything he does right?
BM: He won a match…
TJ: Against a punchbag? Everyone can do that!
BM: Except Kyle Sync that is!
TJ: Touche!
Leon is out of the ring. He grabs Shaggy by his clothes and tosses him spine-first into the steel post! Shaggy is in pain, and Leon smirks, delivering a nasty uppercut to the chin… Shaggy stumbles back, until he trips on the ladder’s end and falls to the ground!
BM: HAHA!!! He shouldn’t have picked this profession!
Leon pulls Shaggy up and throws him right against the guardrail, making him fall, in pain. Lonewolf grabs the ladder and rolls it into the ring. He enters the ring himself, sets up the ladder right in the center of the squared circle and starts climbing quickly, a smirk on his face, amused by Shaggy’s attempts at winning. Leon is halfway done through the ladder, and he smirks as he grabs the briefcase, but here comes Shaggy! Shaggy quickly entering the ring, but he trips on the second rope, and he falls against the ladder, which slowly starts to tip over…Leon is concerned…The ladder now falls at huge speed, and Leon’s crotch is caught right on the top rope! Shaggy is amazed at what he just did!
BM: Oh my god…What if Shaggy actually wins this thing?
TJ: Are you kidding? He has no clue of what he’s doing!
Shaggy opens his eyes wide looking at the prize hanging above the ring… And he goes for it! Shaggy sets the ladder straight, and starts climbing very slowly, looking at his feet, at every move he does…
BM: Is he trying NOT TO MAKE NOISE?! This is a goddamn wrestling match!
TJ: Shh! He’s in the middle of his quest! Haha!
Shaggy is halfway through the ladder, but Leon is already up...Blood flows from his nose as he is extremely irritated…Leon furiously sprints up the ladder and delivers a huge fist right to the eye of Shaggy, who bounces, dazed, on top of the ladder… Shaggy fights back with a push…Leon nearly falls off of the ladder, holding with one hand, but he’s back into the game, delivering an elbow to Shaggy’s nose…But Shaggy isn’t done fighting back as he nails a headbutt to Leon! This makes Lonewolf fall back! Shaggy is all alone now, with a chance to win the prize hanging above…But wait!
BM: Wait a minute…I think he’s about to take a risk!
TJ: Is he going to jump?! Oh my god, grab your cameras, people, this is going to be hilarious!
Shaggy taunts the crowd shyly, and receives a loud pop in return… Shaggy going for a magnificent high splash…Here it comes...He’s going to jump…But he trips on the ladder’s step and FALLS WITH AN ACCIDENTAL SENTON RIGHT INTO LEON!!!
BM: Oh my god, this has got to be the move of the year… This was amazing! What do you call it, accidenton?!
TJ: Or a “Didn’t-Mean-To Swanton”! HAHA!
Leon is effectively grounded, and Shaggy is slowly lifting himself up! Leon rolls to the outside and falls flat as Shaggy climbs once again to the top, this time slightly more speedily… Shaggy is on the top of the ladder, but here comes Leon Lonewolf, twice as mad, with another ladder…Shaggy has both hands in the briefcase, but he’s taking too long to take it out! Leon has arrived, and he nails Shaggy right between the eyes with the ladder!
BM: And here comes this demon! Shaggy gets nailed with that ladder, but he won’t fall, he’s only dazed!
Leon punks Shaggy once more with the ladder, making him dizzy…Another time, and Shaggy falls back…But wait! His foot is caught in the ladder! Shaggy twists and turns as he’s locked upside down! Leon smirks, leans his ladder in the top rope, and starts climbing the standing one, Shaggy on the other side trying to get out of that horrible position. Leon is on the top of the ladder, looking down on Shaggy. Leon smirks and starts taking out the briefcase, but wait, Shaggy has pulled himself up! Shaggy and Leon now come face to face, and Shaggy nails a haymaker! Leon stops holding the briefcase and stares directly into Shaggy’s eyes…And both jump to grab the briefcase! To astonishing heights, with the briefcase balancing between them, Leon and Shaggy exchange fast punches, at a very speedy rhythm, but eventually Leon takes the lead… Shaggy is dazed…But, wait, he grabs the briefcase…And slams it into Leon’s head! Leon falls… RIGHT AGAINST THE LADDER! Leon’s back must be shattered in pieces… And Shaggy’s left all alone in the top of the ladder! The crowd cheers loudly…Is Shaggy going to make it…AND HE TAKES OUT THE BRIEFCASE! The crowd laughs and cheers as Shaggy is declared the victor of this match and Leon looks on, shocked, unable to move due to the strong impact in the steel ladder!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner…SHAGGY “MR. 420”!!
BM: Shaggy has made it! You have got to be kidding…He just won a ladder match!
Shaggy slowly climbs down the ladder, and opens the briefcase. Inside there’s some sort of contract.
BM: What in the world is that?!
Leon is absolutely petrified. He slowly tries to get off the ladder, but his back is crushed. He still gets to his feet as Shaggy reads out loud with a microphone…
Shaggy: I, Leon Peterson, officially transfer my Inferno Championship Wrestling, LLC. employment contract and my YouTube Championship Wrestling, LLC. employment contract to the property of the Cyanide Sports Network Inc., owned by—
Leon clubs Shaggy by behind, making him fall, he puts the contract in his briefcase and hits Shaggy right in the head with the briefcase… But suddenly, the lights in the arena go out… The crowd begins to panic.)
BM: What the??? I’m getting word from the production truck that we’re having some technical difficulties. Please bear with us while we…
Haunting music begins to play throughout the arena. A spotlight shines on the stage and what appears to look like a smoke bomb goes off on the stage area.
BM: Looks like we have some limited power here. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on here folks…
As the smoke dissipates a shadowy figure is revealed to be standing on the stage and the crowd gasps in amazement. The camera zooms in on the person standing there and we see his is dressed all in black, with black wings, and a skull mask. The man on the stage pulls out a microphone from his robe pocket and begins to address the arena.
Shadowy Figure: Greetings YCW. I have been sent here to collect the souls of the so-called YCW Superstars. I have come from another place and another time where the inhabitants make the YCW Superstars look like Romper Room rejects. The match that just took place was pitiful. These two would never have made the cut where I have been.
Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Archangel. I am the preferred son, sent here to do my master’s bidding. I have been watching from the shadows for quite sometime. The time for The Archangel to make his presence known is now. Heed my words. It makes no difference who walks out of this arena tonight with The YCW Championship Belt. It is only a matter of time before I take possession and bring it back with me to the other side.
YCW Superstars, you are all children of my master. He has sent me here to show you the way. A better way, if you will. Going forward, The Archangel will lead you down the path of righteousness and back to the promised land. Some of you are depraved souls. Some of you more than others. Going forward, I pledge to my father to right your wrongs by showing you the error of your ways. Only under my guidance can you all be cleansed of atrocities you’ve all committed. I am here to free you from your personal nightmares and lead you back into the light…Until next time…
The Archangel throws another smoke bomb down on the stage and disappears in all of the confusion.
BM: Well that was bizarre! This Archangel guy sure knows how to make an entrance. Somehow, I don’t think we have seen or heard the last of this crackpot!
Leon had already discretely sat down on his chair at ringside, the briefcase hidden beneath.
TJ: This was odd indeed… I think we’ll take a quick break! Stick around folks!
*BREAK*
TJ: Welcome back to Battle Finale, people!
Tyler: Yeah, but I have something to say…Leon… What the hell was that contract!
Leon: I put the wrong thing in there. I wanted to put my TWF World Heavyweight Title, but accidentally must’ve put that thing…It’s for a, hum, roleplaying game me and some ICW/YCW boys backstage do. We, ahem, we… We gather around every Saturday and play…Multiple…Sports. Yeah. And I just changed leagues. Yeah. None of Mr. 420’s business.
Leo: No, that actually sounded real…
Leon: Uh…Ehm…We try to keep it to a huge reality level.
Terrell: How could you mistake a solid gold title belt with a contract made out of paper?
Leon: Hey, keep it down, I’m trying to watch the show! Sheesh…
BM: Well, folks, coming up next is our second match on the Highway to Hell series…The One Way Out Match!
TJ: That’s right, Brandon! Two wrestlers are going to survive these horrifying series by climbing over the top of the cage into the ground below! The four people who are left will be placed in the career terminator later on!
BM: Well, all wrestlers are in the ring now, the cage is being lowered… And here we go!
*DING DING DING*
This time, there’s no chaotic brawl like in the first match. Now, Thomas Bisping, Ushiro Ukemy and Freddy Givens immediately jump, trying to escape the cage as soon as possible. Leon Marks takes Thomas to the ground with a neat sitting powerbomb, preventing his dreams from happening. Ray MacCord pushes down Ushiro and climbs himself up to freedom. Jake Norton tries to push down Freddy Givens, but Freddy kicks him away. Leon grabs him quickly and nails him with a nasty chokeslam to the ground. Leon starts climbing the cage, and starts battling with Ray MacCord for his safety. He nails a quick elbow to the face of MacCord, that gets some blood out of his mouth. After more struggling, Ray finally takes the lead with a quick kick to Leon’s gut. However, as he starts climbing again, Freddy, who is already on the top of the cage, nails him with a kick right to the neck, which makes him fall square into the ground. Freddy looks, confused, and he and Leon start climbing down the cage into the floor, which they successfully achieve.
*DING! DING! DING!*
BM: Wow! That was fast…
TJ: But effective! Leon Marks and Freddy Givens are saved! The first match they have ever won…Haha!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here are your winners…Leon Marks and Freddy Givens!
BM: This means Jake Norton, Ray MacCord, Thomas Bisping and Ushiro Ukemy will be on the final ramp of this challenge! Only one will retain his contract!
TJ: Poor Ushiro…He just came into the main roster, and now he’s leaving!
BM: I feel the same way too, but it’s history being written… Speaking of, we’re about to witness history as Lee Poison makes his YCW debut! Coming up right away… On our half-time show, which you can also catch on WGN America! Time to roll!
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