Post by Al Pérez on May 1, 2011 14:01:52 GMT -5
The scene opens up to a sidewalk in Oakland, California. Kilo Pérez, his cousin Christina and their friend Ivette Hernandez are walking and talking with one another. What they are talking about? Who knows. Kilo is wearing a Black tuxedo suit and black dress shoes, while Christina is in a pair of dark blue Capri's with black heels. And Ivette is in her normal attire of a black tanktop, jeans and tennis shoes. The trio keep on walking and we zoom in on the conversation, already in progress.
Kilo: Now tell me! Where the hell are we going?
Christina: Its a surprise.
Kilo: Oh no! Last time you two gave me a surprise. My house ended up smelling like shit for a week.
Ivette: Always so negative. Trust me, you will love it.
Kilo: I hope you are right.
Kilo, Ivette and Christina begin to walk again. They turn the corner and walk to a nail salon. Kilo's face looks perplexed, Ivette doesn't know what to thing and the only one that is ecstatic is Christina who is the girly girl of the group.
Kilo: You did all this so you two can get your nails done?
Christina: No! I did this so we can get our nails done?
Ivette: Uhm. You know how much I hate people touching my feet.
Kilo: Why are we doing this again?
Christina: Because not only do I want to try this with my favorite relative, but we should all look flawless!
Kilo: You do realize we are wrestlers?
Christina: Of course, but who says we can't look good while doing it.
Ivette: She's right you know. I can't wait to rip into Alice and Tamara. I'm jumping up and down for joy.
Christina: Who do you have Ki?
Kilo: I have some person named Johnny Scumm.
Christina: Who is he?
Kilo: Some person who thinks he is the best when in reality. He blows more people than Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears COMBINED!
Ivette: DAMN! You really don't break a sweat when it comes to talking trash.
Kilo: What kind of person would I be if I did that?
Christina: A fan favorite!
Kilo, Christina and Ivette: EWWWW!
Kilo: Seriously, when do we go in there and get this over with?
Christina: Now's good.
Kilo: Fine! Lets go.
Kilo, Christina and Ivette walk into the salon. Christina greets the nail lady with a hug and immediately, she leads all three of them to get it done. Christina has a lady do her nails, Ivette has another do hers and Kilo gets a manicure from an overly flamboyant male. The guy looks at Kilo with a rather odd expression before introducing himself.
Nail Man: Welcome! My, my your nails look disgusting!
Kilo: Yeah! Wait, huh?
Nail Man: But despite the nasty nails, you look cute!
Kilo: Thanks... I think!
Nail Man: Come on!
Kilo sticks his right hand on the counter and the man is filing his nails. After a while, he clips him and then switches to the left hand where he does that same. As Kilo looks at the fantastic job that was done, he can feel the nail guy's hand touching his thigh.
Kilo: Hey! That's my thigh you're touching.
Nail Man: I know! You like?
Kilo: I honestly do not know what to say. I mean, why me?
Nail Man: I find you to be a good catch. Do you prefer guys or women?
Kilo: That's for me to know and you to find out. I do not say what my sexual preferences are and I will not be telling anytime soon.
Nail Man: Okay! But if you do decide to tell, here's my card.
Kilo gets up and puts the card in his pocket. As he walks away, he feels a slap on his ass. He looks back and a big grin comes on that guys face. Kilo just does not know what to do here. Christina and Ivette get done with their nails and follow Kilo out of the shop.
Christina: So how was it?
Kilo: Different. The nail guy was hitting on me.
Ivette: Really?
Kilo: Yeah. I kid you not. He even slapped my ass.
Christina: Haha! He finds you attractive.
Kilo: That's what he said in the beginning. He even gave me his card to call him.
Ivette: What are you going to do?
Kilo: Not sure. I didn't tell him what I prefer. You two don't even know.
Christina: You have a point. Look, let's get out of here. There's a Baskin Robbins two blocks away.
Kilo: Awesome! Lets go then.
As Kilo, Christina and Ivette walk away, the scene fades out.
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Kilo: Oh wow! Johnny Scumm beating on worthless hacks is supposed to scare me? Bitch please! Do you not know what the fuck I am capable of? Of course you don't because it is very obvious that you have never seen me in the ring. In fact, unless you are a member of the original Da Xtreme Dynasty, you don't know a damn thing about me and even then, those assholes still do not know me because a lot has changed in the five years I was out of the limelight.
For instance, this is not the nice Kilo that you all got to know and love. Fuck that shit! I have so been done trying to pander to these fucking morons that you call fans. They sicken me and you want to know where I got by being friendly to them? Thats right! Nowhere! The only thing they wanted to see was a human car crash and crazy ass stunts! When I am not pandering to them, I was more successful. I accomplished more things and my name was getting noticed. The brass in ECCW could not ignore me any longer and as I was going to reclaim my Light Heavyweight Championship, the company closed down. I was like what the fuck and I took my hiatus from the business.
Years later. I ventured off into a place in its Legacy. I teamed up with somebody that was just as, if not more arrogant than I was. I hate people who look all pretty and shit, but hey, this guy and I were going to take over the tag team division and we put everybody on notice. I even brought my cousin and our BFF in, but unfortunately, the company folded and I went back to square one. Moments came by and as you have seen on the first episode of Knockout, Christina and Ivette were contacted by Heather Monroe to be a part of Toxic and right there, this was my opportunity to get out of the unemployment line and after a sweet offer from that fat man Shannon Saint, that was when I decided to come here to PCW and prove just how good I really am.
But back to Johnny Scumm. You talk a lot of shit for not having a single win on your record. Why is that? You lost to Disturbed in your first match, you got your ass handed to you by Michael Morrison and the most eye popping result was getting beaten by Kevin Styles. Kevin fucking Styles! You lost to him in a match that didn't include tag team rules? HA! That is hysterical. Unlike you, I have beaten that asshole before. The only bitch I didn't pin in that group was James Baker, and if he steps to me. I will beat him to shreds. But you getting beaten by Styles basically confirms that you are somebody I just cannot take seriously.
Johnny, do you have any clue what you are getting yourself into? If you do not, allow me to explain it to you. What I bring to the table is not some high-flying, death defying offense that will get these retarded ass gringos excited. NO! What I will do is punish you to the point of no return. Once I am done maiming you, you will finally know how it is to feel the pain I know I can deliver and trust me boy, when it is all said and done. I will be walking out of Rapture victorious and I can do it in a number of ways. Trust me on that and for you. Hope you have medical insurance because the hospital bed is in your near future. I am Kilo Perez and I am out. See you on Saturday, Scumm!
Fade to Black
Kilo: Now tell me! Where the hell are we going?
Christina: Its a surprise.
Kilo: Oh no! Last time you two gave me a surprise. My house ended up smelling like shit for a week.
Ivette: Always so negative. Trust me, you will love it.
Kilo: I hope you are right.
Kilo, Ivette and Christina begin to walk again. They turn the corner and walk to a nail salon. Kilo's face looks perplexed, Ivette doesn't know what to thing and the only one that is ecstatic is Christina who is the girly girl of the group.
Kilo: You did all this so you two can get your nails done?
Christina: No! I did this so we can get our nails done?
Ivette: Uhm. You know how much I hate people touching my feet.
Kilo: Why are we doing this again?
Christina: Because not only do I want to try this with my favorite relative, but we should all look flawless!
Kilo: You do realize we are wrestlers?
Christina: Of course, but who says we can't look good while doing it.
Ivette: She's right you know. I can't wait to rip into Alice and Tamara. I'm jumping up and down for joy.
Christina: Who do you have Ki?
Kilo: I have some person named Johnny Scumm.
Christina: Who is he?
Kilo: Some person who thinks he is the best when in reality. He blows more people than Paris Hilton and Brittney Spears COMBINED!
Ivette: DAMN! You really don't break a sweat when it comes to talking trash.
Kilo: What kind of person would I be if I did that?
Christina: A fan favorite!
Kilo, Christina and Ivette: EWWWW!
Kilo: Seriously, when do we go in there and get this over with?
Christina: Now's good.
Kilo: Fine! Lets go.
Kilo, Christina and Ivette walk into the salon. Christina greets the nail lady with a hug and immediately, she leads all three of them to get it done. Christina has a lady do her nails, Ivette has another do hers and Kilo gets a manicure from an overly flamboyant male. The guy looks at Kilo with a rather odd expression before introducing himself.
Nail Man: Welcome! My, my your nails look disgusting!
Kilo: Yeah! Wait, huh?
Nail Man: But despite the nasty nails, you look cute!
Kilo: Thanks... I think!
Nail Man: Come on!
Kilo sticks his right hand on the counter and the man is filing his nails. After a while, he clips him and then switches to the left hand where he does that same. As Kilo looks at the fantastic job that was done, he can feel the nail guy's hand touching his thigh.
Kilo: Hey! That's my thigh you're touching.
Nail Man: I know! You like?
Kilo: I honestly do not know what to say. I mean, why me?
Nail Man: I find you to be a good catch. Do you prefer guys or women?
Kilo: That's for me to know and you to find out. I do not say what my sexual preferences are and I will not be telling anytime soon.
Nail Man: Okay! But if you do decide to tell, here's my card.
Kilo gets up and puts the card in his pocket. As he walks away, he feels a slap on his ass. He looks back and a big grin comes on that guys face. Kilo just does not know what to do here. Christina and Ivette get done with their nails and follow Kilo out of the shop.
Christina: So how was it?
Kilo: Different. The nail guy was hitting on me.
Ivette: Really?
Kilo: Yeah. I kid you not. He even slapped my ass.
Christina: Haha! He finds you attractive.
Kilo: That's what he said in the beginning. He even gave me his card to call him.
Ivette: What are you going to do?
Kilo: Not sure. I didn't tell him what I prefer. You two don't even know.
Christina: You have a point. Look, let's get out of here. There's a Baskin Robbins two blocks away.
Kilo: Awesome! Lets go then.
As Kilo, Christina and Ivette walk away, the scene fades out.
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Kilo: Oh wow! Johnny Scumm beating on worthless hacks is supposed to scare me? Bitch please! Do you not know what the fuck I am capable of? Of course you don't because it is very obvious that you have never seen me in the ring. In fact, unless you are a member of the original Da Xtreme Dynasty, you don't know a damn thing about me and even then, those assholes still do not know me because a lot has changed in the five years I was out of the limelight.
For instance, this is not the nice Kilo that you all got to know and love. Fuck that shit! I have so been done trying to pander to these fucking morons that you call fans. They sicken me and you want to know where I got by being friendly to them? Thats right! Nowhere! The only thing they wanted to see was a human car crash and crazy ass stunts! When I am not pandering to them, I was more successful. I accomplished more things and my name was getting noticed. The brass in ECCW could not ignore me any longer and as I was going to reclaim my Light Heavyweight Championship, the company closed down. I was like what the fuck and I took my hiatus from the business.
Years later. I ventured off into a place in its Legacy. I teamed up with somebody that was just as, if not more arrogant than I was. I hate people who look all pretty and shit, but hey, this guy and I were going to take over the tag team division and we put everybody on notice. I even brought my cousin and our BFF in, but unfortunately, the company folded and I went back to square one. Moments came by and as you have seen on the first episode of Knockout, Christina and Ivette were contacted by Heather Monroe to be a part of Toxic and right there, this was my opportunity to get out of the unemployment line and after a sweet offer from that fat man Shannon Saint, that was when I decided to come here to PCW and prove just how good I really am.
But back to Johnny Scumm. You talk a lot of shit for not having a single win on your record. Why is that? You lost to Disturbed in your first match, you got your ass handed to you by Michael Morrison and the most eye popping result was getting beaten by Kevin Styles. Kevin fucking Styles! You lost to him in a match that didn't include tag team rules? HA! That is hysterical. Unlike you, I have beaten that asshole before. The only bitch I didn't pin in that group was James Baker, and if he steps to me. I will beat him to shreds. But you getting beaten by Styles basically confirms that you are somebody I just cannot take seriously.
Johnny, do you have any clue what you are getting yourself into? If you do not, allow me to explain it to you. What I bring to the table is not some high-flying, death defying offense that will get these retarded ass gringos excited. NO! What I will do is punish you to the point of no return. Once I am done maiming you, you will finally know how it is to feel the pain I know I can deliver and trust me boy, when it is all said and done. I will be walking out of Rapture victorious and I can do it in a number of ways. Trust me on that and for you. Hope you have medical insurance because the hospital bed is in your near future. I am Kilo Perez and I am out. See you on Saturday, Scumm!
Fade to Black