Post by Johnny Scumm on May 8, 2011 3:47:28 GMT -5
Scumm is back in his "Area", with Johnny Triton. For once in his life, he looks slightly pleased with himself. He's in his usual Ring Gear, with Triton in his "Costume", where nobody can see his face.
Triton: Congratulations Johnny. You beat Kilo Perez.
Scumm: Thank you Triton and yes, I did beat Perez. Just like I said I would as well. You probably cannot tell, but I'm happy about that. Although, displeased at how I won. Perez may have had his two little whores at Ringside, but I know for a fact that I still would've beaten him, even if Danielle hadn't come down to the Ring and taken his attention off of the fighting. You can see he's more interested in his bitches that Wrestling. Perez, that's not going to get you very far now, is it? Once I hit you with my Facebreaker, I knew it was all over for you. Then I got a 1....2...3 and I felt even better.
Triton: Have you seen your Match for this week Johnny? You're not just facing one opponent, but two. Then again, with their Wrestling abilities, it is more like one Wrestler you're facing. Ryan Welfare and Jose Tormenta.
Scumm: Look Triton, I'll get onto them when I'm ready, they're not worth much of my time, believe me. The man I really want to focus on? Doctor Gonzo. First up, what kind of a name is Doctor Gonzo? You make yourself sound like a retarded Clown. Then again, that's probably what you fight like, I wouldn't know, your Match didn't interest me one bit. Not only that, but then you're GIVEN a Title? I mean, come the fuck on. Who in their right fucking mind just gives someone a fucking Title? If you were going to give it to anyone, I'd think that I'd have deserved it more. At least I won my Match on Rapture, where he didn't. Lets face it though, all that stand between me & "Gonzo", sorry, I can't help but laugh when I say his name. Anyways, the only thing that stands between me and him, is one Match. One, very simple, measly Match. Which brings me onto my Opponents.
Triton: They don't deserve to be called Opponents Johnny, they're both that useless. You could just call them your "Personal Jobbers"
Scumm: Sounds good to me really. So, my "Personal Jobbers", let me move onto the two of you. Firstly, "Jose Tormenta", yet another Gringo shit who doesn't deserve to have T.V Time. They can't help it can they? Triton, the best part is, "Asalto A Luchadores", or however it's said, lost their first Match on Rapture last week. The even BETTER part, is they lost to... "The Heathers". What is it with all my Opponents losing to the women? Wow, I do need better. Let me put it in perspective for you, Jose, or should that be, "Josie"? Surely a girls name is a better fit now you've lost to two of them? So, in perspective, you and your partner can't beat a team of two Women. What makes you think that you can beat me, in a 3 Way Match? Also, what's with the not talking English thing? I saw your Promo last week and I couldn't understand half of it, because it was in a different fucking language. What help is that to anyone who wants to understand you? Not that anyone does. You're boring and mediocre in the Ring at best. Turning to your little Gringo bum chum next Saturday is probably the only thing you'll be able to do, so don't even think you've got one up on me Josie, because you haven't. Not only do you have me to face, but Ryan Welfare, who will at least put up a better fight than you.
Triton: I've gotta say Johnny, that Welfare might not look like much, but he's held a fair few Titles in his past.
Scumm: Why should that bother me? What we're focusing on is this Match, not anything else. I mean, Welfare won his Match on Rapture, at least he holds that over Josie. I mean, apart from this Saturday's Rapture, I've not seen Welfare compete, let alone win. I'll wish him good luck for our Match this coming Saturday, because he is going to need it, believe you me. At least he's half decent, unlike our little friend Josie. I took out Perez last week, so now I'm on the hunt for someone new. Luckily, I've been thrown a bone and given two men to take down.
Scumm gets up off of his Box and opens it up. He pulls out a Steel Pipe and hands it to Triton.
Scumm: Look, Triton, when my Match comes around on Sunday, you're in my Corner. If shit goes down, which I doubt it will, because the only things that will be down are Welfare and Tormenta, then put this to good use, on my Behalf. Then again, we're fighting a Hardcore Match, who's to say you couldn't use it say, as someone's walking down the Entrance Ramp? Keep an eye out for that other Gringo shit, Mateo Furia. He'll be in Josie corner, so obviously he'll think he can help him to win. Just make sure he gets what's coming to him as well, ok?
Triton: Don't worry Johnny, I'll take out anyone and everyone I have to. Hell, Jesus could get involved in this Match and I'd take the fucker down.
Scumm: You're learning, it's nice to see. You're becoming more like me as the days go on. Look, we need to get going and get some "Practice" in for this Match. It's not gonna take much, but we'll do it anyway, allright?
Triton: Sure, boss. Let's do it.
Scumm: You ain't gotta call me "Boss", just call me Johnny, now come on, lets go.
Scumm and Triton begin to walk away down the Corridor, talking to each other as their speech becomes more inaudible and the Camera eventually fades to black.
Triton: Congratulations Johnny. You beat Kilo Perez.
Scumm: Thank you Triton and yes, I did beat Perez. Just like I said I would as well. You probably cannot tell, but I'm happy about that. Although, displeased at how I won. Perez may have had his two little whores at Ringside, but I know for a fact that I still would've beaten him, even if Danielle hadn't come down to the Ring and taken his attention off of the fighting. You can see he's more interested in his bitches that Wrestling. Perez, that's not going to get you very far now, is it? Once I hit you with my Facebreaker, I knew it was all over for you. Then I got a 1....2...3 and I felt even better.
Triton: Have you seen your Match for this week Johnny? You're not just facing one opponent, but two. Then again, with their Wrestling abilities, it is more like one Wrestler you're facing. Ryan Welfare and Jose Tormenta.
Scumm: Look Triton, I'll get onto them when I'm ready, they're not worth much of my time, believe me. The man I really want to focus on? Doctor Gonzo. First up, what kind of a name is Doctor Gonzo? You make yourself sound like a retarded Clown. Then again, that's probably what you fight like, I wouldn't know, your Match didn't interest me one bit. Not only that, but then you're GIVEN a Title? I mean, come the fuck on. Who in their right fucking mind just gives someone a fucking Title? If you were going to give it to anyone, I'd think that I'd have deserved it more. At least I won my Match on Rapture, where he didn't. Lets face it though, all that stand between me & "Gonzo", sorry, I can't help but laugh when I say his name. Anyways, the only thing that stands between me and him, is one Match. One, very simple, measly Match. Which brings me onto my Opponents.
Triton: They don't deserve to be called Opponents Johnny, they're both that useless. You could just call them your "Personal Jobbers"
Scumm: Sounds good to me really. So, my "Personal Jobbers", let me move onto the two of you. Firstly, "Jose Tormenta", yet another Gringo shit who doesn't deserve to have T.V Time. They can't help it can they? Triton, the best part is, "Asalto A Luchadores", or however it's said, lost their first Match on Rapture last week. The even BETTER part, is they lost to... "The Heathers". What is it with all my Opponents losing to the women? Wow, I do need better. Let me put it in perspective for you, Jose, or should that be, "Josie"? Surely a girls name is a better fit now you've lost to two of them? So, in perspective, you and your partner can't beat a team of two Women. What makes you think that you can beat me, in a 3 Way Match? Also, what's with the not talking English thing? I saw your Promo last week and I couldn't understand half of it, because it was in a different fucking language. What help is that to anyone who wants to understand you? Not that anyone does. You're boring and mediocre in the Ring at best. Turning to your little Gringo bum chum next Saturday is probably the only thing you'll be able to do, so don't even think you've got one up on me Josie, because you haven't. Not only do you have me to face, but Ryan Welfare, who will at least put up a better fight than you.
Triton: I've gotta say Johnny, that Welfare might not look like much, but he's held a fair few Titles in his past.
Scumm: Why should that bother me? What we're focusing on is this Match, not anything else. I mean, Welfare won his Match on Rapture, at least he holds that over Josie. I mean, apart from this Saturday's Rapture, I've not seen Welfare compete, let alone win. I'll wish him good luck for our Match this coming Saturday, because he is going to need it, believe you me. At least he's half decent, unlike our little friend Josie. I took out Perez last week, so now I'm on the hunt for someone new. Luckily, I've been thrown a bone and given two men to take down.
Scumm gets up off of his Box and opens it up. He pulls out a Steel Pipe and hands it to Triton.
Scumm: Look, Triton, when my Match comes around on Sunday, you're in my Corner. If shit goes down, which I doubt it will, because the only things that will be down are Welfare and Tormenta, then put this to good use, on my Behalf. Then again, we're fighting a Hardcore Match, who's to say you couldn't use it say, as someone's walking down the Entrance Ramp? Keep an eye out for that other Gringo shit, Mateo Furia. He'll be in Josie corner, so obviously he'll think he can help him to win. Just make sure he gets what's coming to him as well, ok?
Triton: Don't worry Johnny, I'll take out anyone and everyone I have to. Hell, Jesus could get involved in this Match and I'd take the fucker down.
Scumm: You're learning, it's nice to see. You're becoming more like me as the days go on. Look, we need to get going and get some "Practice" in for this Match. It's not gonna take much, but we'll do it anyway, allright?
Triton: Sure, boss. Let's do it.
Scumm: You ain't gotta call me "Boss", just call me Johnny, now come on, lets go.
Scumm and Triton begin to walk away down the Corridor, talking to each other as their speech becomes more inaudible and the Camera eventually fades to black.