Post by Dr. Gonzo on May 27, 2011 9:44:38 GMT -5
(The picture slowly fades in to backstage at PCW's Headquarters. A PCW interviewer is standing next to a seated Doctor Gonzo, Brawl Championship belt seated on his lap, cigarette holder and cigarette in his mouth, puffing on it briskly, a pair of sunglasses on that hide his eyes. The interviewer looks to the camera, smiles and nods, then begins to speak)
Interviewer: I'm standing here right now with PCW Brawl Champion Doctor Gonzo, who will be defending that very title against Johnny Scumm at Slamathon II. Now Doctor, Johnny had some rather unkind things to say about you recently, stating that, among other things, that you're a "clown" and a "schizophrenic". Do those comments anger you in any way Doctor?
(Doctor Gonzo does not speak, or even so much as snort. Slowly, he stands up from his chair and simply stares at the interviewer. He slowly takes off his sunglasses as he does this and continues to stare at the interviewer in dead silence. The interviewer looks back at Gonzo first, expecting a reply, however, as the silence continues, he nervously takes a step away from Gonzo and pulls at his collar twice.)
Interviewer: Uh.....heh heh.....yeah..... (A pause, under his breath) Listen man, this is my first day on the job, come on, just answer...let's just get this over with so I can get as far away from you as possible...
Doctor Gonzo: Son.....what's your name?
Interviewer: .....Steve.....Steve Wilkins...
Doctor Gonzo: Steve, tell me again, what did Mr. Scumm refer to me as?
Steve Wilkins: Well.....he called you a clown and a schizo....
Doctor Gonzo: (Directly looking at and addressing the camera) A clown.....and a schizo....
(Gonzo slowly grins at the camera and moves closer to it, grabbing his Brawl Championship as he does. When he finally gets close enough to the camera, he slowly holds it up to the camera and shakes it a bit)
Doctor Gonzo: Johnny.....you seem to be overlooking one thing when it comes to me....The things you say....don't really bother me.....no, they don't bother me because, you see, the more someone tries to insult me like that....the happier I get....
Steve Wilkins: (Steps into shot) I hate to interrupt you Doctor, but...
Doctor Gonzo: (Snaps at Wilkins) You hate to interrupt me, but you did! Just now! When you spoke that sentence, that's interupting! (Wilkins cowers back a bit as Gonzo points a finger at him) Well, you might as well speak now, you already started! Come on! Out with it! Out, out, out! What do you have to say boy? Let the words flow from your mouth!
Steve Wilkins: Well uh, I was just going to ask, what exactly do you mean by "the happier I get"? I mean, if someone called *me* a clown and what not, I'd probably be pretty ticked off...
Doctor Gonzo: (Again addressing the camera) It makes me happy because it shows Scumm is nervous....deep down inside I know he's nervous....no one calls any one a schizo without being a little big on edge....if you truly thought you had nothing to fear from me, you'd just brush me off as nothing....but to call me a clown....a schizo.....that's fear....
(Gonzo slowly takes out a pocket knife from his pocket and holds it up to the camera as Wilkins watches, an eyebrow raised)
Doctor Gonzo: Now, correct me if I'm wrong boy-o....but I seem to recall Scumm saying he was going to decorate the belt in his blood.....yes? (There is silence, Wilkins thinks Gonzo is addressing the camera. Slowly, Gonzo's eyes fall to Wilkins) Right?!?!
Steve Wilkins: Oh.....Oh! Yeah, yeah, he did...
Doctor Gonzo: You're not much of an interviewer if you can't even tell when someone is asking you a simple question boy.... (Back to looking at the camera) So you think you're "bad" by threatening to do that hmm Scumm? You think that makes you "wild"? "Crazy"? A badass? Well, let me show you who you're really dealing with.....the doctor's about to operate...
(Slowly, Gonzo puts down his Brawl title on the chair again and holds up the pocket knife to the camera, then holds up one of his hands. Wilkins, meanwhile, watches this in silence for a second. Then, when he begins to put two and two together of what Gonzo may do, he begins to look quite scared and nervous)
Steve Wilkins: Oh.....Oh jeez....you're not gonna.....tell me you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do...
(Gonzo grins and begins to slice along the palm of his hand, making a cut from one side to the other as Wilkins gags and puts a hand to his mouth, backing up a few steps to get away from Gonzo)
Steve Wilkins: Awww! Aww! Dude! (Gags) That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you?!? How can you just.....awww!
(Gonzo stops the cutting, then slowly grabs his Brawl title and smears a bloody handprint on the face of the title, rubbing it a bit before he places the title down and holds his hand up to the camera)
Doctor Gonzo: Is this clownish enough for you Scumm? Is this schizo? And is this really what you want when we step into the ring? Cause if you do....this is what you'll get....but rather then the blood running from my hand....the blood will run from your forehead down your face! I can promise that to you, and remember, a doctor always tells the truth, its in our oath!
(Gonzo grins and holds out his bloody hand to shake for Wilkins, who grimaces and backs up further from Gonzo. Gonzo smirks and follows Wilkins, who yelps and begins to back up faster)
Steve Wilkins: Dude....come on! I'm gonna throw up, seriously!
Doctor Gonzo: (Stops his following of Wilkins and lets him run off, he turns to the camera and smiles) Don't think I'll be as merciful to you Scumm, when our match comes....see you in the ring.....clown....
(With that, Gonzo grabs his belt and heads off camera as it fades to black)
Interviewer: I'm standing here right now with PCW Brawl Champion Doctor Gonzo, who will be defending that very title against Johnny Scumm at Slamathon II. Now Doctor, Johnny had some rather unkind things to say about you recently, stating that, among other things, that you're a "clown" and a "schizophrenic". Do those comments anger you in any way Doctor?
(Doctor Gonzo does not speak, or even so much as snort. Slowly, he stands up from his chair and simply stares at the interviewer. He slowly takes off his sunglasses as he does this and continues to stare at the interviewer in dead silence. The interviewer looks back at Gonzo first, expecting a reply, however, as the silence continues, he nervously takes a step away from Gonzo and pulls at his collar twice.)
Interviewer: Uh.....heh heh.....yeah..... (A pause, under his breath) Listen man, this is my first day on the job, come on, just answer...let's just get this over with so I can get as far away from you as possible...
Doctor Gonzo: Son.....what's your name?
Interviewer: .....Steve.....Steve Wilkins...
Doctor Gonzo: Steve, tell me again, what did Mr. Scumm refer to me as?
Steve Wilkins: Well.....he called you a clown and a schizo....
Doctor Gonzo: (Directly looking at and addressing the camera) A clown.....and a schizo....
(Gonzo slowly grins at the camera and moves closer to it, grabbing his Brawl Championship as he does. When he finally gets close enough to the camera, he slowly holds it up to the camera and shakes it a bit)
Doctor Gonzo: Johnny.....you seem to be overlooking one thing when it comes to me....The things you say....don't really bother me.....no, they don't bother me because, you see, the more someone tries to insult me like that....the happier I get....
Steve Wilkins: (Steps into shot) I hate to interrupt you Doctor, but...
Doctor Gonzo: (Snaps at Wilkins) You hate to interrupt me, but you did! Just now! When you spoke that sentence, that's interupting! (Wilkins cowers back a bit as Gonzo points a finger at him) Well, you might as well speak now, you already started! Come on! Out with it! Out, out, out! What do you have to say boy? Let the words flow from your mouth!
Steve Wilkins: Well uh, I was just going to ask, what exactly do you mean by "the happier I get"? I mean, if someone called *me* a clown and what not, I'd probably be pretty ticked off...
Doctor Gonzo: (Again addressing the camera) It makes me happy because it shows Scumm is nervous....deep down inside I know he's nervous....no one calls any one a schizo without being a little big on edge....if you truly thought you had nothing to fear from me, you'd just brush me off as nothing....but to call me a clown....a schizo.....that's fear....
(Gonzo slowly takes out a pocket knife from his pocket and holds it up to the camera as Wilkins watches, an eyebrow raised)
Doctor Gonzo: Now, correct me if I'm wrong boy-o....but I seem to recall Scumm saying he was going to decorate the belt in his blood.....yes? (There is silence, Wilkins thinks Gonzo is addressing the camera. Slowly, Gonzo's eyes fall to Wilkins) Right?!?!
Steve Wilkins: Oh.....Oh! Yeah, yeah, he did...
Doctor Gonzo: You're not much of an interviewer if you can't even tell when someone is asking you a simple question boy.... (Back to looking at the camera) So you think you're "bad" by threatening to do that hmm Scumm? You think that makes you "wild"? "Crazy"? A badass? Well, let me show you who you're really dealing with.....the doctor's about to operate...
(Slowly, Gonzo puts down his Brawl title on the chair again and holds up the pocket knife to the camera, then holds up one of his hands. Wilkins, meanwhile, watches this in silence for a second. Then, when he begins to put two and two together of what Gonzo may do, he begins to look quite scared and nervous)
Steve Wilkins: Oh.....Oh jeez....you're not gonna.....tell me you're not gonna do what I think you're gonna do...
(Gonzo grins and begins to slice along the palm of his hand, making a cut from one side to the other as Wilkins gags and puts a hand to his mouth, backing up a few steps to get away from Gonzo)
Steve Wilkins: Awww! Aww! Dude! (Gags) That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you?!? How can you just.....awww!
(Gonzo stops the cutting, then slowly grabs his Brawl title and smears a bloody handprint on the face of the title, rubbing it a bit before he places the title down and holds his hand up to the camera)
Doctor Gonzo: Is this clownish enough for you Scumm? Is this schizo? And is this really what you want when we step into the ring? Cause if you do....this is what you'll get....but rather then the blood running from my hand....the blood will run from your forehead down your face! I can promise that to you, and remember, a doctor always tells the truth, its in our oath!
(Gonzo grins and holds out his bloody hand to shake for Wilkins, who grimaces and backs up further from Gonzo. Gonzo smirks and follows Wilkins, who yelps and begins to back up faster)
Steve Wilkins: Dude....come on! I'm gonna throw up, seriously!
Doctor Gonzo: (Stops his following of Wilkins and lets him run off, he turns to the camera and smiles) Don't think I'll be as merciful to you Scumm, when our match comes....see you in the ring.....clown....
(With that, Gonzo grabs his belt and heads off camera as it fades to black)
