Post by The Alpha Male on Jun 24, 2011 21:01:11 GMT -5
{Premium Championship Wrestling is in Cleveland, Ohio for Cataclysm, the final show for PCW. A black Lincoln MKS rolls into the parking garage at Quicken Loans Arena. PCW is having a house show which is showcasing some of the developmental talent so they can hopefully keep their careers going elsewhere with the organization shutting down operations after the Pay-Per-View.
Out steps the man they call "The Alpha Male." He is wearing black dress shoes, a black dress shirt, and a yellow and black paisley designed tie. He enters the arena and is approached by a young man who is wearing a Philadelphia Flyers t-shirt.
Hanlon: Where the hell are you from?
Young Wrestler: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania....just like you Mr. Hanlon!
Hanlon: Hold on! I am not from Filthadephia, I am from the great city of Pittsburgh...you know, a city that actually wins championships on a regular basis. Filthadephia....the only city that is a bigger cesspool than Cleveland, Ohio. Now get the hell out of my face you worthless piece of garbage.
{Hanlon shoves the kid from Philly out of the way and makes his way towards the stage area of the arena. Two men are wrestling in the ring when "Fistfull of Steel" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play over the Quicken Loans Arena pa system. The fans begin to boo as Hanlon walks down the ramp. He chuckles to himself as he looks around and sees all of the Cleveland Browns jerseys and shirts in the crowd.
As he walks down, one of the men gets a pinfall in the ring. He's jumping up and down, celebrating his win. As he celebrates, Hanlon steps into the ring. The guy turns around and "The Alpha Male" clocks the young wanna-be superstar with a punch. The guy hits the mat and Hanlon kicks him right in the gut. Hanlon then kicks him out of the ring and barks at the ring announcer for a microphone.
Hanlon: Cleveland, Ohio....I can't believe this is the city that Premium Championship Wrestling has chosen to say goodbye in. The Mistake on the Lake. Cleveland knows nothing but failure. You have The Drive....The Fumble...Red-Right 88...the playoff meltdown against my Pittsburgh Steelers....the Clowns being moved to Baltimore...the Indians losing the 1995 World Series to the Atlanta Braves and the 1997 World Series to the Marlins...losing the 2007 ALCS to the Red Sox after being up three games to one...Lebron James ditching Cleveland for Miami. Oh, and the Indians aren't half bad this season and they still can't cell out their ballpark. But the Browns can go 0-16 and you morons would still fill that stadium. Cleveland doesn't deserve a winner.
But somehow, you idiots get the honor of being the city that the PCW bids it's goodbye in.
Now this week I am in a Five Way Match/
One of my opponents already knows how it feels to be in the ring against "The Alpha Male." Last week, I demolished Adrian Willard. I wouldn't be surprised if this Five Way Match became a Four Way because Willard doesn't show his sorry face. His "prophecy" that I would lose didn't come true. Well I have another prophecy for him....he will finish his Premium Championship Wrestling career zero wins and two losses....both losses being to me. Roll some footage from last week.
{The big screen shows highlight's from Hanlon's debut match, his win against Adrian Willard last week. "The Alpha Male" hits Willard with the Alpha & Omega and covers him for the pinfall and the win.}
Hanlon:I also am facing a man who calls himself "The Icon," however I don't recall ever hearing of him. So I must ask, icon of what? He is nothing but another jagoff from England. I am sure he looks down on me. I am an American, and most damn Brits look down on us like we are beneath them. But last I checked....it was America that won the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. One thing I can guarantee is that I will be looking down at him as my arm is raised in victory. He may be an "icon" in his own mind....but everyone knows that I am "The Alpha Male."
Then there is also Nightrain, another Brit. Damn do I hate those British assholes....it must be the Irish in me. This guy is pretty damn powerful, but I am no slouch myself. Just ask Adrian Willard. I do not fear anyone, so if Train is expecting to see a look of fear in my eyes....he has another thing coming.
Then you have Jay Miller. I have watched video on this guy and I must say, he is talent. I am not sure if he is the "definition" of it....but he has it. But it takes more than just talent to take out "The Alpha Male." It takes the ability to be better than me. And well, I don't think anyone that will be in this arena for Cataclysm has that ability. Not Adrian Willard, not Nightrain, not Liam Reilly, and not Jay Miller.
The end is here for Premium Championship Wrestling. And in the end, I will walk away from this place undefeated. Everyone will see why I am called "The Alpha Male."
{Hanlon drops the microphone and walks back to the backstage area. He gets in his Lincoln MKS and drives away.}
Out steps the man they call "The Alpha Male." He is wearing black dress shoes, a black dress shirt, and a yellow and black paisley designed tie. He enters the arena and is approached by a young man who is wearing a Philadelphia Flyers t-shirt.
Hanlon: Where the hell are you from?
Young Wrestler: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania....just like you Mr. Hanlon!
Hanlon: Hold on! I am not from Filthadephia, I am from the great city of Pittsburgh...you know, a city that actually wins championships on a regular basis. Filthadephia....the only city that is a bigger cesspool than Cleveland, Ohio. Now get the hell out of my face you worthless piece of garbage.
{Hanlon shoves the kid from Philly out of the way and makes his way towards the stage area of the arena. Two men are wrestling in the ring when "Fistfull of Steel" by Rage Against the Machine starts to play over the Quicken Loans Arena pa system. The fans begin to boo as Hanlon walks down the ramp. He chuckles to himself as he looks around and sees all of the Cleveland Browns jerseys and shirts in the crowd.
As he walks down, one of the men gets a pinfall in the ring. He's jumping up and down, celebrating his win. As he celebrates, Hanlon steps into the ring. The guy turns around and "The Alpha Male" clocks the young wanna-be superstar with a punch. The guy hits the mat and Hanlon kicks him right in the gut. Hanlon then kicks him out of the ring and barks at the ring announcer for a microphone.
Hanlon: Cleveland, Ohio....I can't believe this is the city that Premium Championship Wrestling has chosen to say goodbye in. The Mistake on the Lake. Cleveland knows nothing but failure. You have The Drive....The Fumble...Red-Right 88...the playoff meltdown against my Pittsburgh Steelers....the Clowns being moved to Baltimore...the Indians losing the 1995 World Series to the Atlanta Braves and the 1997 World Series to the Marlins...losing the 2007 ALCS to the Red Sox after being up three games to one...Lebron James ditching Cleveland for Miami. Oh, and the Indians aren't half bad this season and they still can't cell out their ballpark. But the Browns can go 0-16 and you morons would still fill that stadium. Cleveland doesn't deserve a winner.
But somehow, you idiots get the honor of being the city that the PCW bids it's goodbye in.
Now this week I am in a Five Way Match/
One of my opponents already knows how it feels to be in the ring against "The Alpha Male." Last week, I demolished Adrian Willard. I wouldn't be surprised if this Five Way Match became a Four Way because Willard doesn't show his sorry face. His "prophecy" that I would lose didn't come true. Well I have another prophecy for him....he will finish his Premium Championship Wrestling career zero wins and two losses....both losses being to me. Roll some footage from last week.
{The big screen shows highlight's from Hanlon's debut match, his win against Adrian Willard last week. "The Alpha Male" hits Willard with the Alpha & Omega and covers him for the pinfall and the win.}
Hanlon:I also am facing a man who calls himself "The Icon," however I don't recall ever hearing of him. So I must ask, icon of what? He is nothing but another jagoff from England. I am sure he looks down on me. I am an American, and most damn Brits look down on us like we are beneath them. But last I checked....it was America that won the Revolutionary War and the War of 1812. One thing I can guarantee is that I will be looking down at him as my arm is raised in victory. He may be an "icon" in his own mind....but everyone knows that I am "The Alpha Male."
Then there is also Nightrain, another Brit. Damn do I hate those British assholes....it must be the Irish in me. This guy is pretty damn powerful, but I am no slouch myself. Just ask Adrian Willard. I do not fear anyone, so if Train is expecting to see a look of fear in my eyes....he has another thing coming.
Then you have Jay Miller. I have watched video on this guy and I must say, he is talent. I am not sure if he is the "definition" of it....but he has it. But it takes more than just talent to take out "The Alpha Male." It takes the ability to be better than me. And well, I don't think anyone that will be in this arena for Cataclysm has that ability. Not Adrian Willard, not Nightrain, not Liam Reilly, and not Jay Miller.
The end is here for Premium Championship Wrestling. And in the end, I will walk away from this place undefeated. Everyone will see why I am called "The Alpha Male."
{Hanlon drops the microphone and walks back to the backstage area. He gets in his Lincoln MKS and drives away.}
