Post by Papi El Sueno on May 3, 2011 23:34:43 GMT -5
The broadcast suddenly lights up, as a neat rock production track plays. Highlights of YCW are displayed, and then the text YCW Hazard plasters into the screen. We cut to backstage, where a man in a dark tuxedo suit is here to present the program.
Man: Hello everyone, my name is Robert Randall, and I'll be the official host of YouTube Championship Wrestlings new programming, Hazard! Two random opponents will be pitted against each other, in just a few moments, but first, here's a special announcement by the YCW president, Terrell Ryder.
The scene cuts to Terrell Ryder's office where he is sitting at his desk, signing a bunch of paper work. As he's doing that, Michelle Silva and a camera crew walk into the office to interview Terrell.
Terrell Ryder: Hello Michelle. What can I do for you today?
Michelle Silva: Well as you know, tonight is the debut episode of Hazard and I figured, let's start something off with a bang, shall we?
Terrell then gets out a piece of paper and starts reading it.
Terrell Ryder: The following announcements are provided in part by YouTube Championship Wrestling and Money-Ryder Productions! First off, I'm proud to announce that Pepsi and Kentucky Fried Chicken have agreed to be sponsors for our product. Now don't get it twisted everybody, this company will always provide a cutting edge and exciting product, unlike those jackasses in Stamford, Connecticut and especially, those retards in Orlando, Florida. Finally, on the next episode of Monday Night Wrestling, the match between Team Baller and The Lopez Dynasty will in fact happen, but there is one little catch. It's a six Person Tag Team Match and Danielle and Phillip will get to have a partner of their choosing for that night and that person can either be from inside of this company or he can be employed by another company or he can be the hottest free agent available. Either way, the match will happen.
Michelle Silva: Anything else you would like to add?
Terrell Ryder: As a matter of fact yes, but we must speak of this behind closed doors and without cameras of course.
The cameras cut back to Randall.
Robert: Well, the YCW sure is a land of chaos. And now, things are about to get even worse. When another man steps into the company. His name is DTMAnd hes ready to rock our world.
The scene cuts to DTM, alone in his locker room, with a microphone on his hand.
DTM: DTM is here in YCW to shake things up a little! For too long the same old people have been giving the same old tired routines and its getting old! I'm here to show the people and fans of YCW how to live the high life! I'm sure the people around here wanna know what it's like to be on the top! I'm issuing an open challenge to anyone on the YCW roster to a match of their choosing to see if they can prove themselves to me. If they can, they will see what it's like to be a high roller, if not, they are just another number in the system. I wanna see if they can handle the cars, money, fame and especially the women of my kind of lifestyle, because if they can't, their is no point in them even being here. I am 'The Man' and thats the way it is. They call me 'The Natural' not only for my natural wrestling ability, but for my natural instinct when it comes to the high life, so whoever takes up the challenge, be prepared for the fight of your life and make sure you earn your spot! DTM is here to stay, so make sure you can play the game. when the cards are always in my favour, who is going to be your saviour?
The scene cuts back to Robert.
Robert: There you have it, an intimidating message coming from the newest member of the YCW roster. You know, the history between Mr. Baller and Terrell Ryder is heating up. We have exclusive footages of their duel back
The emission suddenly turns to static.
Robert: What the he--
His voice is cut away, and the broadcast resumes, to show Osiris sat on the hood of a black Dodge Charger. He's dressed fully in black himself; sleevless top, pants and Air Force Ones. His cold eyes stare into the camera.
Osiris: I've only been a member of the YouTube Championship Wrestling roster a week, and yet already I've witnessed so many deplorable mongrels, so many people I just want to hurt. You're probably one of them, living a filthy lie, wallowing in ignorance and egotism. I don't like it. No, I don't like it one bit.
And I doubt any of you like me either - not that it concerns me. I live my life by the code of truth and virtue. That's what concerns me, that's my principles, something the rest of you have made abundantly clear you lack. The code may make me unpopular but it is the right way forward. You baby-kissers and suck-ups need a dose of reality. Your behaviour and hell, your general sight and presence is making me feel ill.
So I shall give you idiots, clowns and whores two options.
Option one is to accept that your existence is nothing but a hypocritical fraud, to accept the code of truth and virtue as the standard for how you live from day to day.
Option two is to end up like Ray MacCord; battered, broken, bloody.
Your choice.
A brief smile flashes across the face of Osiris before the static returns. The emission is shortly brought back to Robert Randall.
Robert: What the hell was that?! Anyway, here we cut off to an interview to Danielle Lopez
The camera cuts to Danielle Lopez and Michelle Silva.
Michelle Silva: I am standing here with Danielle Lopez. Now Danielle, how are you feeling at the moment?
Danielle Lopez: To be honest, I'm a little sore and I'm angry.
Michelle Silva: Why the anger?
Danielle Lopez: Because it seems like I'm not a champion right now, despite the fact that my team won the best of three series against The Dark Scorpions and I have the physical belt on my shoulder to prove it.
Michelle Silva: Well there is no champion right now.
Danielle Lopez: I beg to differ Michelle. Here, I want you to read this letter that Terrell Ryder had sent to me through the mail.
Danielle hands Michelle Silva the letter. She then starts to read it out loud.
Dear Participants of the Best of Three Tag Team Series
It has come to my attention that there has been a great deal of controversy that surrounds The Lopez Dynasty's victory on this past edition of Monday Night Wrestling. Well as a compensation of their efforts this past Monday, I will allow Danielle and Phillip to walk into Wrestle Extravaganza as the YCW World Tag Team Champions, but I guarantee you all that this issue will be settled at the event and the winner of the match will in fact be the YCW World Tag Team Champions and if there is a dispute about the finish, then tough fucking shit because the result of the Wrestle Extravaganza tag team title match will not be changed. Oh and to make sure that this match is as fair as possible, Eric Redgate will not be allowed at ringside at any moment during that match and if he happens to come anywhere near the competitors, at anytime, he will be fired on the spot and stripped of the YCW World Heavyweight Championship and the same goes for anybody else who decides to personally get involved in the match. So as all parties involved receive this letter, The Lopez Dynasty are the official YCW World Tag Team Champions and Wrestle Extravaganza will indeed be their first official defense.
Signed
Terrell Ryder
Danielle Lopez: So, do you believe me now?
Michelle Silva: Well it is his hand writing after all.
Danielle Lopez: What I don't get is what right does Eric Redgate and his boys have to bitch and moan about the results like they're names are Triple H, Hulk Hogan and Kevin Nash? They don't book the matches and I don't believe the results are pre-determined, but more importantly, what good is it doing you three to slander the integrity of my name, huh? Well I will tell you this, it makes you three look like fools because I have proven time after time again that I am not a low-life and I damn sure not somebody that will take a shortcut. No, I go out there and win matches based off of my ability. I don't take cheap ass shortcuts unlike a lot of the competitors out there and that even includes my own husband, who is notorious for taking any kind of shortcut to win a match. I am the female version of Bryan Danielson, I will kick anybody's fucking head into the ground and if anybody wants to challenge me on that claim, I fucking dare anybody to come up to me and say it, because I always back up my statements.
Michelle Silva: With your recent acts of aggression, where do you stand with the fans?
Danielle Lopez: Same place I stood from day one and that's giving the people what they want. I love the fans and I always will love them with every fiber being in my heart. I will be a fan favorite until I can't wrestle anymore and besides, I am being forced to being aggressive because of whiny bitches like Eric Redgate, who will lose that YCW World Heavyweight Title sooner than later.
Michelle Silva: Speaking of championships, The one thing that hasn't been forgotten is your shot at the YCW Broadcast Championship. Tell us all about that?
Danielle Lopez: Ah yes, the prestigious YCW Broadcast Championship match, which I can use at ANYTIME of my choosing. Well, that match will in fact happen one day, but I want to fully prepare on when that will be cashed in and it will be on MY own terms. Now will it involve me cashing it in the same way some companies cash in briefcases for world title runs? well it's not truly how I am about, but it's like I said, my cashed in opportunity will happen on MY own terms and it can happen at anytime that I choose, but I promise you this though, whoever the champion is by the time I'm cashing in the shot, well you will be in for a tough, tough fight and if you didn't know that before, well now you know and in the words of my husband, believe that.
Danielle smirks. The feed cuts back to Robert.
Robert: Well, my friends, its time for an interview with Leo Hawkins! Lets cut right to it
Cut to backstage, where Michelle Silva and a cameraman are walking by. As soon as Michelle sees Leo, she yells at him.
Michelle: Mr. Hawkins! Can I have a word with you?
Leo Hawkins stops on the spot, awaiting to hear Michelle.
Leo: Yeah, what do you want?
Michelle: I wanted to record an interview for YCW Hazard.
Leo: Sure, go ahead.
Michelle: So, why did you attack Leon Marks at the tournament?
Leo: My strategy is very simple. I'm a good guy, I'm a funny guy. You fall into my good graces, you start partying with me. You fall into the bad side, I make your life miserable. This Marks guy asked his release from the company. I slapped him in the face and told him to fuck off. Easy, eh?
Michelle: What will you do now that youve lost access to the developmental program?
Leo: Its not that much of a loss. Besides, I can buy it back one day or another.
Michelle: Are you mentally ill?!
Leo: Nope, not at all. What youve seen on MNW II and on Struggle for Power was an unclear side of mine. I'll make it up to all of you. Next Monday Night Wrestling, while Terrell and his boys have HIS party, Im going to have MINE! Ladies and gentlemen, I'll hold the monthly Scars Of Wrestling tourney! Four wrestlers will be placed in the ring, they will fight under first fall rules, and the winner will get the monthly Scars of Wrestling prize along with $25.000 from me! Plus, you'll be able to cash your prizes for title shots! Ain't it great?
Michelle: Sounds cool!
Leo: I know! But, of course, it'll be played on MY rules. Plus, I'm getting me some bodyguards this week. LETS PARTY!
The feed cuts back to Robert.
Rob: Alright, we've still got one interview left, and then, we'll go to the surprise match! Lets hear what Shannon Saint had to say!
The scene cuts away from Rob Randall into Shannon Saint, who is sitting on a comfortable, pillowed chair. Michelle Silva is interviewing him.
Michelle: So, Mr. Saint, why did you want to tape another interview?
SS: Several reasons. I sounded way too nice and not myself in the first interview. I didn't like that. Plus, I've got an extra announcement to make. So, Michelle, fire away your questions.
MS: So, whats your relationship with your broadcast table partner, Brandon Matthews?
SS: The guy is a nerdy jerk. He's unbearable in my opinion. Contrasts way too much from me, and I hate it.
MS: But in the original tape you said
SS: Times changed, lady. I realized I don.t give a fuck, and I do not have patience to pretend I'm his friend. Over.
MS: Fair enough. So, why directing such an attack towards Saint Jimmi?!
SS: He struts around like hes the goddamn Saint of this promotion, but he's fucking wrong! I AM! He's only a fucking ripoff of a fucking concept album from the lamest, most commercialized punk band of all time! Well guess what, Jimmy Boy, American Idiot SUCKED! Get over the damn album! Dont strut around like you own the place, you loser!
MS: Who did you pick to be Saint Jimmis opponent?
SS: Yup, this leads us to my special announcement. Ladies and gentlemen, especially you, Saint Jimmi. I have purchased the services of a very strong man, and that strong man is your opponent. Despite my born friendship with Orlando Cruz, who shall also be present at ringside, he's not your opponent at Wrestling Extravaganza. Oh, no...Your real opponent is my new bodyguard, and he'll be dictating the rules from now on... THE ENFORCER!
The Enforcer comes in, shakes hands with Saint, and holds his chair.
SS: Saint Jimmi! You're about to get decimated, once and for all. Because, you know I am holier than thou.
Shannon Saint and The Enforcer laugh, in a pretty evil way. The broadcast is returned to Brandon Matthews.
BM: And now, the moment you've been awaiting....Our surprise match! Lets go now to the YCW Arena, where tension is burning, to see who is facing who!
The scene cuts to the YCW Arena in Daytona Beach, Florida. Wait a second...Interferences...The scene is filled with static, the image is distorted...And it fully fades to static, the sound is off. Hazard is unexpectedly out of the air...WHAT CAUSED THIS?!
Man: Hello everyone, my name is Robert Randall, and I'll be the official host of YouTube Championship Wrestlings new programming, Hazard! Two random opponents will be pitted against each other, in just a few moments, but first, here's a special announcement by the YCW president, Terrell Ryder.
The scene cuts to Terrell Ryder's office where he is sitting at his desk, signing a bunch of paper work. As he's doing that, Michelle Silva and a camera crew walk into the office to interview Terrell.
Terrell Ryder: Hello Michelle. What can I do for you today?
Michelle Silva: Well as you know, tonight is the debut episode of Hazard and I figured, let's start something off with a bang, shall we?
Terrell then gets out a piece of paper and starts reading it.
Terrell Ryder: The following announcements are provided in part by YouTube Championship Wrestling and Money-Ryder Productions! First off, I'm proud to announce that Pepsi and Kentucky Fried Chicken have agreed to be sponsors for our product. Now don't get it twisted everybody, this company will always provide a cutting edge and exciting product, unlike those jackasses in Stamford, Connecticut and especially, those retards in Orlando, Florida. Finally, on the next episode of Monday Night Wrestling, the match between Team Baller and The Lopez Dynasty will in fact happen, but there is one little catch. It's a six Person Tag Team Match and Danielle and Phillip will get to have a partner of their choosing for that night and that person can either be from inside of this company or he can be employed by another company or he can be the hottest free agent available. Either way, the match will happen.
Michelle Silva: Anything else you would like to add?
Terrell Ryder: As a matter of fact yes, but we must speak of this behind closed doors and without cameras of course.
The cameras cut back to Randall.
Robert: Well, the YCW sure is a land of chaos. And now, things are about to get even worse. When another man steps into the company. His name is DTMAnd hes ready to rock our world.
The scene cuts to DTM, alone in his locker room, with a microphone on his hand.
DTM: DTM is here in YCW to shake things up a little! For too long the same old people have been giving the same old tired routines and its getting old! I'm here to show the people and fans of YCW how to live the high life! I'm sure the people around here wanna know what it's like to be on the top! I'm issuing an open challenge to anyone on the YCW roster to a match of their choosing to see if they can prove themselves to me. If they can, they will see what it's like to be a high roller, if not, they are just another number in the system. I wanna see if they can handle the cars, money, fame and especially the women of my kind of lifestyle, because if they can't, their is no point in them even being here. I am 'The Man' and thats the way it is. They call me 'The Natural' not only for my natural wrestling ability, but for my natural instinct when it comes to the high life, so whoever takes up the challenge, be prepared for the fight of your life and make sure you earn your spot! DTM is here to stay, so make sure you can play the game. when the cards are always in my favour, who is going to be your saviour?
The scene cuts back to Robert.
Robert: There you have it, an intimidating message coming from the newest member of the YCW roster. You know, the history between Mr. Baller and Terrell Ryder is heating up. We have exclusive footages of their duel back
The emission suddenly turns to static.
Robert: What the he--
His voice is cut away, and the broadcast resumes, to show Osiris sat on the hood of a black Dodge Charger. He's dressed fully in black himself; sleevless top, pants and Air Force Ones. His cold eyes stare into the camera.
Osiris: I've only been a member of the YouTube Championship Wrestling roster a week, and yet already I've witnessed so many deplorable mongrels, so many people I just want to hurt. You're probably one of them, living a filthy lie, wallowing in ignorance and egotism. I don't like it. No, I don't like it one bit.
And I doubt any of you like me either - not that it concerns me. I live my life by the code of truth and virtue. That's what concerns me, that's my principles, something the rest of you have made abundantly clear you lack. The code may make me unpopular but it is the right way forward. You baby-kissers and suck-ups need a dose of reality. Your behaviour and hell, your general sight and presence is making me feel ill.
So I shall give you idiots, clowns and whores two options.
Option one is to accept that your existence is nothing but a hypocritical fraud, to accept the code of truth and virtue as the standard for how you live from day to day.
Option two is to end up like Ray MacCord; battered, broken, bloody.
Your choice.
A brief smile flashes across the face of Osiris before the static returns. The emission is shortly brought back to Robert Randall.
Robert: What the hell was that?! Anyway, here we cut off to an interview to Danielle Lopez
The camera cuts to Danielle Lopez and Michelle Silva.
Michelle Silva: I am standing here with Danielle Lopez. Now Danielle, how are you feeling at the moment?
Danielle Lopez: To be honest, I'm a little sore and I'm angry.
Michelle Silva: Why the anger?
Danielle Lopez: Because it seems like I'm not a champion right now, despite the fact that my team won the best of three series against The Dark Scorpions and I have the physical belt on my shoulder to prove it.
Michelle Silva: Well there is no champion right now.
Danielle Lopez: I beg to differ Michelle. Here, I want you to read this letter that Terrell Ryder had sent to me through the mail.
Danielle hands Michelle Silva the letter. She then starts to read it out loud.
Dear Participants of the Best of Three Tag Team Series
It has come to my attention that there has been a great deal of controversy that surrounds The Lopez Dynasty's victory on this past edition of Monday Night Wrestling. Well as a compensation of their efforts this past Monday, I will allow Danielle and Phillip to walk into Wrestle Extravaganza as the YCW World Tag Team Champions, but I guarantee you all that this issue will be settled at the event and the winner of the match will in fact be the YCW World Tag Team Champions and if there is a dispute about the finish, then tough fucking shit because the result of the Wrestle Extravaganza tag team title match will not be changed. Oh and to make sure that this match is as fair as possible, Eric Redgate will not be allowed at ringside at any moment during that match and if he happens to come anywhere near the competitors, at anytime, he will be fired on the spot and stripped of the YCW World Heavyweight Championship and the same goes for anybody else who decides to personally get involved in the match. So as all parties involved receive this letter, The Lopez Dynasty are the official YCW World Tag Team Champions and Wrestle Extravaganza will indeed be their first official defense.
Signed
Terrell Ryder
Danielle Lopez: So, do you believe me now?
Michelle Silva: Well it is his hand writing after all.
Danielle Lopez: What I don't get is what right does Eric Redgate and his boys have to bitch and moan about the results like they're names are Triple H, Hulk Hogan and Kevin Nash? They don't book the matches and I don't believe the results are pre-determined, but more importantly, what good is it doing you three to slander the integrity of my name, huh? Well I will tell you this, it makes you three look like fools because I have proven time after time again that I am not a low-life and I damn sure not somebody that will take a shortcut. No, I go out there and win matches based off of my ability. I don't take cheap ass shortcuts unlike a lot of the competitors out there and that even includes my own husband, who is notorious for taking any kind of shortcut to win a match. I am the female version of Bryan Danielson, I will kick anybody's fucking head into the ground and if anybody wants to challenge me on that claim, I fucking dare anybody to come up to me and say it, because I always back up my statements.
Michelle Silva: With your recent acts of aggression, where do you stand with the fans?
Danielle Lopez: Same place I stood from day one and that's giving the people what they want. I love the fans and I always will love them with every fiber being in my heart. I will be a fan favorite until I can't wrestle anymore and besides, I am being forced to being aggressive because of whiny bitches like Eric Redgate, who will lose that YCW World Heavyweight Title sooner than later.
Michelle Silva: Speaking of championships, The one thing that hasn't been forgotten is your shot at the YCW Broadcast Championship. Tell us all about that?
Danielle Lopez: Ah yes, the prestigious YCW Broadcast Championship match, which I can use at ANYTIME of my choosing. Well, that match will in fact happen one day, but I want to fully prepare on when that will be cashed in and it will be on MY own terms. Now will it involve me cashing it in the same way some companies cash in briefcases for world title runs? well it's not truly how I am about, but it's like I said, my cashed in opportunity will happen on MY own terms and it can happen at anytime that I choose, but I promise you this though, whoever the champion is by the time I'm cashing in the shot, well you will be in for a tough, tough fight and if you didn't know that before, well now you know and in the words of my husband, believe that.
Danielle smirks. The feed cuts back to Robert.
Robert: Well, my friends, its time for an interview with Leo Hawkins! Lets cut right to it
Cut to backstage, where Michelle Silva and a cameraman are walking by. As soon as Michelle sees Leo, she yells at him.
Michelle: Mr. Hawkins! Can I have a word with you?
Leo Hawkins stops on the spot, awaiting to hear Michelle.
Leo: Yeah, what do you want?
Michelle: I wanted to record an interview for YCW Hazard.
Leo: Sure, go ahead.
Michelle: So, why did you attack Leon Marks at the tournament?
Leo: My strategy is very simple. I'm a good guy, I'm a funny guy. You fall into my good graces, you start partying with me. You fall into the bad side, I make your life miserable. This Marks guy asked his release from the company. I slapped him in the face and told him to fuck off. Easy, eh?
Michelle: What will you do now that youve lost access to the developmental program?
Leo: Its not that much of a loss. Besides, I can buy it back one day or another.
Michelle: Are you mentally ill?!
Leo: Nope, not at all. What youve seen on MNW II and on Struggle for Power was an unclear side of mine. I'll make it up to all of you. Next Monday Night Wrestling, while Terrell and his boys have HIS party, Im going to have MINE! Ladies and gentlemen, I'll hold the monthly Scars Of Wrestling tourney! Four wrestlers will be placed in the ring, they will fight under first fall rules, and the winner will get the monthly Scars of Wrestling prize along with $25.000 from me! Plus, you'll be able to cash your prizes for title shots! Ain't it great?
Michelle: Sounds cool!
Leo: I know! But, of course, it'll be played on MY rules. Plus, I'm getting me some bodyguards this week. LETS PARTY!
The feed cuts back to Robert.
Rob: Alright, we've still got one interview left, and then, we'll go to the surprise match! Lets hear what Shannon Saint had to say!
The scene cuts away from Rob Randall into Shannon Saint, who is sitting on a comfortable, pillowed chair. Michelle Silva is interviewing him.
Michelle: So, Mr. Saint, why did you want to tape another interview?
SS: Several reasons. I sounded way too nice and not myself in the first interview. I didn't like that. Plus, I've got an extra announcement to make. So, Michelle, fire away your questions.
MS: So, whats your relationship with your broadcast table partner, Brandon Matthews?
SS: The guy is a nerdy jerk. He's unbearable in my opinion. Contrasts way too much from me, and I hate it.
MS: But in the original tape you said
SS: Times changed, lady. I realized I don.t give a fuck, and I do not have patience to pretend I'm his friend. Over.
MS: Fair enough. So, why directing such an attack towards Saint Jimmi?!
SS: He struts around like hes the goddamn Saint of this promotion, but he's fucking wrong! I AM! He's only a fucking ripoff of a fucking concept album from the lamest, most commercialized punk band of all time! Well guess what, Jimmy Boy, American Idiot SUCKED! Get over the damn album! Dont strut around like you own the place, you loser!
MS: Who did you pick to be Saint Jimmis opponent?
SS: Yup, this leads us to my special announcement. Ladies and gentlemen, especially you, Saint Jimmi. I have purchased the services of a very strong man, and that strong man is your opponent. Despite my born friendship with Orlando Cruz, who shall also be present at ringside, he's not your opponent at Wrestling Extravaganza. Oh, no...Your real opponent is my new bodyguard, and he'll be dictating the rules from now on... THE ENFORCER!
The Enforcer comes in, shakes hands with Saint, and holds his chair.
SS: Saint Jimmi! You're about to get decimated, once and for all. Because, you know I am holier than thou.
Shannon Saint and The Enforcer laugh, in a pretty evil way. The broadcast is returned to Brandon Matthews.
BM: And now, the moment you've been awaiting....Our surprise match! Lets go now to the YCW Arena, where tension is burning, to see who is facing who!
The scene cuts to the YCW Arena in Daytona Beach, Florida. Wait a second...Interferences...The scene is filled with static, the image is distorted...And it fully fades to static, the sound is off. Hazard is unexpectedly out of the air...WHAT CAUSED THIS?!
