Post by The Pac on Oct 10, 2012 22:10:16 GMT -5
It's a beautiful day in Hattiesburg Mississippi at Oak Grove Elementary School. There is a gentle breeze blowing though the sun is shining and it's a partly cloudy day. Pulling up into the main driveway between the Lower Elementary playground and the Upper Elementary playground is a black Cadillac Escalade that drives up to the parking lot in front of the playground set aside for the Upper Elementary. Stepping out of the car is The Phantom, his friend and colleague The Devil Himself Dante Daevain and their manager, David the Retarded Midget dressed in leather leggings, his chest in blue war paint and a band around his head with a single feather up in the back. He is carrying what appears to be a toy tomahawk. Together the three make their way toward the office of the Lower Elementary.
DANTE: "I keep coming back here.... why?"
Phantom pays no attention to Dante and keeps David close as they walk up to the office. They open the door and a rather attractive secretary who immediately addresses the two men.
SECRETARY: Good afternoon Sirs, how may I help you?
DANTE: "Please ma'am, call me Dante. This is my friend and colleague called The Phantom."
The Phantom extends his hand to the secretary and gently shakes her hand.
PHANTOM: A pleasure madam.
DANTE: "We need to enroll our little Warrior in this fine educational institution."
The Secretary peers over the counter.
SECRETARY: Who?
The Phantom and Dante look around frantically to find Sir David has disappeared.
DANTE: "Don't worry ma'am. I'll find our little rascal. Phantom will help in enrolling him."
The Phantom turns to the Secretary as Dante goes out the door in search of Sir David.
PHANTOM: So ma'am. May The Phantom speak to the school counselor if she is not too busy?
SECRETARY: Of course let me check to see if she's in her office.
The secretary gets up revealing her pink blouse and a modest but attractive white dress and walks up to the Counselor's office. Out walks an older lady in a flowered dress. The Phantom extends his hand to her.
COUNSELOR: Yes sir?
PHANTOM: Good day to you Mrs...?
COUNSELOR: Palmer. And you are..?
PHANTOM: Phantom, please.
MRS. PALMER: Just Phantom?
PHANTOM: Yes. Long story. No time.
MRS. PALMER: We all have our stories I guess.
PHANTOM: Well the fellow that we're enrolling here is no different. Not even The Phantom and Dante really know everything about him.
MRS. PALMER: Do you know why you have his name as Sir David Midget?
PHANTOM: Well... he technically is a midget?
MRS. PALMER: Figures. But Sir David?
PHANTOM: That The Phantom does know. He's been knighted by Her Majesty the Queen of England Elizabeth II.
MRS. PALMER: And that I don't believe.
PHANTOM: Be that as it may but if you want his attention for any reason, you better refer to him as Sir David.
MRS. PALMER: And I take it that you refer to this individual as Sir David.
PHANTOM: Being his legal guardians, knowing him before he was knighted, we get away with calling him David. But being that he has been knighted, his legal name on all his documents is as you see on his enrollment papers.
Mrs. Palmer chuckles inside.
MRS. PALMER: Be that as it may. You listed a few things on here that grabbed my attention Mr Phantom. It seems that from the information you provided, your charge seems to be a bit shall I say... gifted.
PHANTOM: He is a genius.
MRS. PALMER: A genius? He has a five word vocabulary.
PHANTOM: The Phantom believes Qui Gon Jinn said it best. The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.
MRS PALMER: Touche. But what about the obsession with tacos.
PHANTOM: If you successfully separate him from food Mrs Palmer, you will be the first. Most have suffered for such endeavors, the Phantom and Dante included.
MRS. PALMER: Tell you what Mr. Phantom, we'll give him a trial run in the special needs class and if he excels in there we'll place him in a class with normal kids. We wouldn't want him feeling like an inferior despite his handicap.
PHANTOM: You're too kind Mrs Palmer. Now if you would please follow the Phantom, hopefully Dante has found our charge and hopefully he will introduce him to you.
MRS. PALMER: By all means. I look forward to meeting David.
PHANTOM: Sir... David. Please.
MRS. PALMER: Oh, pardon me. Sir David.
The two walk out of the office in search for Dante and Sir David.
meanwhile.....
TO BE CONTINUED....Hahaha!!!
A crude camera shot comes on as if done with a camcorder...The scene is focused straight on Phantom.
Phantom: Bull, Ape, when The Pac last faced you we had figured you two not worth our time and gave you the benefit of the doubt. Come this week you have had a prime opportunity to show up and prove us wrong. Prove to us that you want these new gold belts that The Pac possess. All The Phantom has to say now is thank you. Thank you for proving us right. Thank you for proving to us that you are nothing but what we thought you were, a couple of tools who wish to linger and let others climb to success over you. The Pac doesn't mind destroying you two again. This is a new day in the Tag Team division in PCW. No longer will laziness be tolerated. No longer will sub par work pass. The Pac has come to bring life, relevance, and prestige to this lost art. Anarchy marks the new beginning for PCW. Tonight Bull and Ape, it comes at your expense. See you IN CONFESSION.
Dante steps into the limelight and addresses the world.
Dante: "Well, well, well...The time is already upon us...Anarchy is here. You know, I have to be honest with everyone...The Devil Himself never thought it would get here soon enough! This week has been utter Hell!...No puns intended. But now..Now that Anarchy is finally here..Where are Bull and Ape? Where are Magilla Gorilla and his best play buddy Toro? Hmm? As of ten minutes ago they have yet to be seen or heard from...Maybe Jimmy Gambino knows where they are..but, of course, that still does not help us..because he is probably with his zoo animal charges...so we are back to square one..."
"So..Does anyone else see a problem or have an issue with Bull and Ape not bothering to show themselves before Anarchy? To be honest, again...The Devil Himself doesn't. That is right...Not a problem. Why, you ask? Because Bull and Ape not bothering to come to the table before it is their turn to dance just goes to show that they just are not worthy to be in the same squared circle as The Pac. They do not deserve to even sniff the gold that Phantom and I carry...They simply are not worthy. In fact, I am pretty sure the two of them are sitting comfortably in an apartment rented by Jimmy and vegged out on the couch watching Cartoon Network getting ready for their twentieth anniversary...They probably forgot all about their one chance to show the world that they are a pair to take seriously..They probably forgot that they were even employed by the P.C.W....Who knows?..."
"You see Bull...Ape...This is exactly why The Pac goes around doing what we do and saying what we say...Week in and week out Phantom and I come out to the masses and we cordially explain to them that there is only one true team in P.C.W...and that team is The Pac. No one else. Not you two. Not Jay and Kai. Not The Elite. None of the Disciples of Syn. None. You all fall short of the standard to be called a true team. The best that any of you can be called is a loose collection of haphazard talent striving to make an impact where it really counts...None of you stand out from the crowd..you all just simply make up the crowd whilst Phantom and I take center stage stealing every bit of thunder and spotlight you all wish you had..."
"Do any of you think you can change that? Any of you. Bull and Ape, do you?!? Because from the looks of it..You can't...and you won't. Come Anarchy The Pac will come to do what we do best...Taking out the trash that the higher ups think are worthy to be called competition...Hell, we will even use the broom to sweep Bull and Ape right back into the garbage where they belong...so please, loyal Pac fans...I urge you to bring heavy duty industrial strength brooms to the show so that we can get the job done."
Dante looks at his watch and has a bit of a surprised look on his face...
"That sure didn't take much time. So in lieu of this The Devil Himself shall address the..."
Dante chuckles.
"...Former P.C.W. Tag Team Champions...Jay Thunder and Kai...The two of you fought hard...with great effort...But you did not fight nearly hard enough nor did the two of you put forth enough effort to overcome The Pac. That simple...and as you clearly were witness...the old of this company has been done away with..it's been given its proper place of reverence...around the waist of a mentally incapable midget that everyone seems to envy..."
Dante smiles.
"The new era of things has now taken root in P.C.W...If anyone in this company dare put upon themselves the label of 'team'...they better be able to step up and prove it. They better be able to back up their words with proper action. They better impress The Pac...else respect will never be earned."
Phantom drops the camera and as it lay on the ground we can see the P.C.W. Tag Team Champions walk away with their brand new belts over their shoulders. The scene abruptly cuts.
DANTE: "I keep coming back here.... why?"
Phantom pays no attention to Dante and keeps David close as they walk up to the office. They open the door and a rather attractive secretary who immediately addresses the two men.
SECRETARY: Good afternoon Sirs, how may I help you?
DANTE: "Please ma'am, call me Dante. This is my friend and colleague called The Phantom."
The Phantom extends his hand to the secretary and gently shakes her hand.
PHANTOM: A pleasure madam.
DANTE: "We need to enroll our little Warrior in this fine educational institution."
The Secretary peers over the counter.
SECRETARY: Who?
The Phantom and Dante look around frantically to find Sir David has disappeared.
DANTE: "Don't worry ma'am. I'll find our little rascal. Phantom will help in enrolling him."
The Phantom turns to the Secretary as Dante goes out the door in search of Sir David.
PHANTOM: So ma'am. May The Phantom speak to the school counselor if she is not too busy?
SECRETARY: Of course let me check to see if she's in her office.
The secretary gets up revealing her pink blouse and a modest but attractive white dress and walks up to the Counselor's office. Out walks an older lady in a flowered dress. The Phantom extends his hand to her.
COUNSELOR: Yes sir?
PHANTOM: Good day to you Mrs...?
COUNSELOR: Palmer. And you are..?
PHANTOM: Phantom, please.
MRS. PALMER: Just Phantom?
PHANTOM: Yes. Long story. No time.
MRS. PALMER: We all have our stories I guess.
PHANTOM: Well the fellow that we're enrolling here is no different. Not even The Phantom and Dante really know everything about him.
MRS. PALMER: Do you know why you have his name as Sir David Midget?
PHANTOM: Well... he technically is a midget?
MRS. PALMER: Figures. But Sir David?
PHANTOM: That The Phantom does know. He's been knighted by Her Majesty the Queen of England Elizabeth II.
MRS. PALMER: And that I don't believe.
PHANTOM: Be that as it may but if you want his attention for any reason, you better refer to him as Sir David.
MRS. PALMER: And I take it that you refer to this individual as Sir David.
PHANTOM: Being his legal guardians, knowing him before he was knighted, we get away with calling him David. But being that he has been knighted, his legal name on all his documents is as you see on his enrollment papers.
Mrs. Palmer chuckles inside.
MRS. PALMER: Be that as it may. You listed a few things on here that grabbed my attention Mr Phantom. It seems that from the information you provided, your charge seems to be a bit shall I say... gifted.
PHANTOM: He is a genius.
MRS. PALMER: A genius? He has a five word vocabulary.
PHANTOM: The Phantom believes Qui Gon Jinn said it best. The ability to speak does not make one intelligent.
MRS PALMER: Touche. But what about the obsession with tacos.
PHANTOM: If you successfully separate him from food Mrs Palmer, you will be the first. Most have suffered for such endeavors, the Phantom and Dante included.
MRS. PALMER: Tell you what Mr. Phantom, we'll give him a trial run in the special needs class and if he excels in there we'll place him in a class with normal kids. We wouldn't want him feeling like an inferior despite his handicap.
PHANTOM: You're too kind Mrs Palmer. Now if you would please follow the Phantom, hopefully Dante has found our charge and hopefully he will introduce him to you.
MRS. PALMER: By all means. I look forward to meeting David.
PHANTOM: Sir... David. Please.
MRS. PALMER: Oh, pardon me. Sir David.
The two walk out of the office in search for Dante and Sir David.
meanwhile.....
TO BE CONTINUED....Hahaha!!!
A crude camera shot comes on as if done with a camcorder...The scene is focused straight on Phantom.
Phantom: Bull, Ape, when The Pac last faced you we had figured you two not worth our time and gave you the benefit of the doubt. Come this week you have had a prime opportunity to show up and prove us wrong. Prove to us that you want these new gold belts that The Pac possess. All The Phantom has to say now is thank you. Thank you for proving us right. Thank you for proving to us that you are nothing but what we thought you were, a couple of tools who wish to linger and let others climb to success over you. The Pac doesn't mind destroying you two again. This is a new day in the Tag Team division in PCW. No longer will laziness be tolerated. No longer will sub par work pass. The Pac has come to bring life, relevance, and prestige to this lost art. Anarchy marks the new beginning for PCW. Tonight Bull and Ape, it comes at your expense. See you IN CONFESSION.
Dante steps into the limelight and addresses the world.
Dante: "Well, well, well...The time is already upon us...Anarchy is here. You know, I have to be honest with everyone...The Devil Himself never thought it would get here soon enough! This week has been utter Hell!...No puns intended. But now..Now that Anarchy is finally here..Where are Bull and Ape? Where are Magilla Gorilla and his best play buddy Toro? Hmm? As of ten minutes ago they have yet to be seen or heard from...Maybe Jimmy Gambino knows where they are..but, of course, that still does not help us..because he is probably with his zoo animal charges...so we are back to square one..."
"So..Does anyone else see a problem or have an issue with Bull and Ape not bothering to show themselves before Anarchy? To be honest, again...The Devil Himself doesn't. That is right...Not a problem. Why, you ask? Because Bull and Ape not bothering to come to the table before it is their turn to dance just goes to show that they just are not worthy to be in the same squared circle as The Pac. They do not deserve to even sniff the gold that Phantom and I carry...They simply are not worthy. In fact, I am pretty sure the two of them are sitting comfortably in an apartment rented by Jimmy and vegged out on the couch watching Cartoon Network getting ready for their twentieth anniversary...They probably forgot all about their one chance to show the world that they are a pair to take seriously..They probably forgot that they were even employed by the P.C.W....Who knows?..."
"You see Bull...Ape...This is exactly why The Pac goes around doing what we do and saying what we say...Week in and week out Phantom and I come out to the masses and we cordially explain to them that there is only one true team in P.C.W...and that team is The Pac. No one else. Not you two. Not Jay and Kai. Not The Elite. None of the Disciples of Syn. None. You all fall short of the standard to be called a true team. The best that any of you can be called is a loose collection of haphazard talent striving to make an impact where it really counts...None of you stand out from the crowd..you all just simply make up the crowd whilst Phantom and I take center stage stealing every bit of thunder and spotlight you all wish you had..."
"Do any of you think you can change that? Any of you. Bull and Ape, do you?!? Because from the looks of it..You can't...and you won't. Come Anarchy The Pac will come to do what we do best...Taking out the trash that the higher ups think are worthy to be called competition...Hell, we will even use the broom to sweep Bull and Ape right back into the garbage where they belong...so please, loyal Pac fans...I urge you to bring heavy duty industrial strength brooms to the show so that we can get the job done."
Dante looks at his watch and has a bit of a surprised look on his face...
"That sure didn't take much time. So in lieu of this The Devil Himself shall address the..."
Dante chuckles.
"...Former P.C.W. Tag Team Champions...Jay Thunder and Kai...The two of you fought hard...with great effort...But you did not fight nearly hard enough nor did the two of you put forth enough effort to overcome The Pac. That simple...and as you clearly were witness...the old of this company has been done away with..it's been given its proper place of reverence...around the waist of a mentally incapable midget that everyone seems to envy..."
Dante smiles.
"The new era of things has now taken root in P.C.W...If anyone in this company dare put upon themselves the label of 'team'...they better be able to step up and prove it. They better be able to back up their words with proper action. They better impress The Pac...else respect will never be earned."
Phantom drops the camera and as it lay on the ground we can see the P.C.W. Tag Team Champions walk away with their brand new belts over their shoulders. The scene abruptly cuts.
