Post by marina on Oct 10, 2012 22:55:24 GMT -5
Flashback: December 12, 2007
The scene fades in and we’re inside of a locker room that is very different from what you would normally see in the global promotions While the global promotions have the best locker rooms in the business, obviously because they are traveling all over the world where most of the arenas they visit are timeless, this particular locker room on this very day is a much different atmosphere. We can see cheap, teal paint that is chipping off the lockers and the walls of the place look like they need an absolute paintjob. This, more or less, is what an independent locker room looks like. It’s not a very nice place at all, and it’s far from luxurious. But this exact scene means so much to someone, and she has just entered the room.
She is a familiar face, a brunette at the time and she is clutching something toward her chest. The object isn’t seen, but she is stumbling inside and she quickly goes to sit down. She nearly knocks one of the locker doors off the hinges, but she doesn’t care. This moment, considering all the circumstances, means so much to her. She lets go of the object and lets it fall on her lap. We can see that it’s a championship belt. We finally see the face. It’s a 23 year old Marina Valdivia, coming off one of her biggest wins in her early career, and the biggest one in such a dark era of her career.
Marina Valdivia: I did it! I made it! Women’s Champion again! My god… this has to be a dream right?
Marina soaks it in for a little bit as she tries to get a grip of herself. The last six weeks have been an emotional rollercoaster considering she’s still coming off the pathetic screwjob in Transylvania that resulted in her leaving the NIWF. Since that night, she’s been dealing with a lot of mood swings. One moment she is very nice, and the next moment she is an absolute bitch. This isn’t normal for Marina, at least not at this time.
Marina Valdivia: I didn’t think I could be at this point again, not so soon.
Marina knows that what she just said is true. She knows damn well that she has no business wrestling so soon after the worst tragedy of her entire career and without question, the biggest tragedy that she has had in her adult life. She’s still in recovery, but for now, this just feels so right.
Marina Valdivia: Justice has been served! My god, justice has been served! This is so amazing I don’t know what to say right now. Did I really make it to the top of another mountain in women’s wrestling?
Marina is taking some quick, deep breaths, as if she’s about to hyperventilate. She’s in a mixture of what can be described as total shock, but total joy. That NIWF Women’s Championship had meant so much to her while she held it and when she was screwed out of it in such a humiliation, she felt like she lost a piece of her. But now, with this championship win, she feels like she’s just gotten it back.
Marina Valdivia: I knew this could happen. I knew that one day I was going to stick it to those pathetic politicians in the NIWF, and I have. Oh my god, this is so amazing. This is the next step right here, the victory of my career and the next step to becoming the greatest women’s wrestler in the world.
Marina has a smirk on her face as she keeps staring at her newly won championship. She’s worked so hard for this moment, hell she worked hard for her previous championship. But now she knows that she has to take yet another step up that ladder.
Marina Valdivia: I know the ICWA isn’t exactly a mainstream company, but right now, I don’t care. I’d much rather have this than be miserable in one of those pathetic big three feds.
Marina thinks about that whole drama that she was indirectly apart of when she was in the NIWF. All the talk backstage, if it wasn’t about Kerrie Maddox getting her ass kissed, was about how the XHCW or the UHWF was stupid and biased. But she knows now that the NIWF isn’t different. She thinks back to when she made that phone call to XHCW and nobody answered. She remembers being told by UHWF owner Jackson Steele that he wasn’t interested. But it’s worth it. She’s got the happiness that she desires.
Marina Valdivia: I never want to let go of this thing. This title is a symbol of my recovery, a symbol of my strength, a symbol of my resiliency. There’s no way in hell that anyone is going to be able to rob me of this moment.
Marina thinks back to all her haters in the NIWF, those that are fueling her. However, what Marina doesn’t know is, she’s wasting too much of her time and energy trying to get back at the NIWF for what they did to her. It’s a big time mistake, but being 23, a sweet person and completely naïve, she doesn’t really know this yet. Then again, she doesn’t really care either. Marina stands up, gives her newly won title a kiss and looks around the locker room. She doesn’t care that it looks like a dump, she doesn’t care that it’s not the most glamorous spot on earth, all she cares about is that she recovered from the worst night of her career, or so she thought, and she wound up becoming a champion again. Marina closes her eyes, and she begins to think to herself.
Marina Valdivia (thinking): Girl, you did it. I know that it’s been hard on you lately, but the fact that you stood up, stepped up and delivered considering the tragic circumstances of the last six weeks proves that you are on track to one day being the best women’s wrestler in the world Forget about everyone else; this entire world is all about you. You need to stop being so nice, because that’s how the NIWF basically took advantage of you. You can’t allow this to happen again, now that you’re once again a champion. You can’t let anyone in this company screw you over. You have it now, and yet…
…you seem so bothered….
Marina takes a deep breath and continues her internal monologue.
Marina Valdivia (thinking): I know that what happened at Transylvania is still haunting you, but this should make it better. Think about the future, you don’t need to think about the past anymore because that’s exactly what it is, the past. The y mean nothing and the sooner you get over this, the better off you will be. Marina, you’re a great person and I understand why you’re so bitter. You want to unleash your anger, nobody is around. Pretend like that son of a bitch Jay C is in this room with you. This is therapeutic at its finest. If he were to walk into this room right now, look at him in the eye and tell him how you feel.
With that, Marina opens her eyes and the first thing she does is put her new championship around her waist. She can’t stop looking at it because that’s how much this means to her. She takes another deep breath, and she’s painting the scene in her head. None of what is about to be described is really happening, but it’s happening in Marina’s mind. The door has just opened and Jay C has walked in. She clenches her fists, showing her anger. She takes a deep, bitter breath and gathers her thoughts. She begins to speak to him, even though he’s not there.
Marina Valdivia: Jay C, I hate you for what you did to me. I absolutely despise you for the way that you treated me and I hope that one day, you go straight to hell. You think I am going to forgive you for what you did? No! I will NEVER forgive you because what you did to me was so traumatizing that I wasn’t sure if I would able to wrestle again. That’s how devastating it was when you did that to me. I loved working for the NIWF. It was my home. It was home to some of the biggest thrills I have had in my young life so far and you and your egotistical, political ways of expressing your hatred robbed me of all of that. You robbed me of a championship that meant so much to me. You almost robbed me of my passion for this. Hell, you almost robbed me of my career. But no Jay, I am not going to let you have control over me. You see this championship around my waist? I won this tonight and I want you to know that regardless of what you did to me, regardless of what you say in those stupid commercials of yours, regardless of how much you stick your dick inside Kerrie’s vagina, I will always be above you. I will always be better than you. One day, your precious NIWF is going to go out of business and I will be the first one there, laughing about it.
Marina clenches her fists even more as she’s about to say some words that not even she ever thought she would say. It is said that this very moment ends up being a major catalyst in the change that is taking place inside of Marina. This very moment is accelerating Marina’s transition from a sweet, kind, caring person, accepting of everything in life no matter what, to a cold, cruel, selfish bitch that only accepts things when they go her way. This transitional period, from the screwjob in Transylvania, to the day she became the Daredevil Goddess, is considered the traditional period where she became the bitch she is today.
Marina Valdivia: Jay C, for what you did to me, I hope you suffer the worst pain, physical and emotional, possible. I hope to God Jay, that someone in the streets with a shotgun finds you and shoots you. You know Jay C, you’re lucky that my family is no longer involved with the mafia because if you did this fifty years ago, you’d be a marked man in my family. I hope that what you did to me is worth it when your little whore Kerrie Maddox decides to leave you for another man. Because Jay, one day, I am going to find you in the streets and yes, I am hoping that you go broke and unhappy, and I am going to tell you that you deserve your fate. Whether you get cancer, or some other disease, you deserve it for what you did to me. Jay C…. I hope you DIE!!!!!!
Marina takes a few deep breaths full of anger as she continues to think through her emotional wheel. However, within a split second, the unforgiving side of her subsides and gives away to the sweet side of her. At this point, the sweet and caring side of her is dying, but it’s still strong enough to have a voice. Marina’s eyes widen in shock at what she just said. She even covers her mouth, wondering why she said that.
Marina Valdivia: Oh my god….
Marina is suddenly in a minor state of panic now.
Marina Valdivia: What did I just say? Oh my god, I didn’t know I had that much hatred for him.
Marina tightens her fists and out of nowhere, the waterworks start flowing. She quickly wipes her tears away. Obviously, she’s still hurting.
Marina Valdivia: DAMN IT!
Marina looks at her championship.
Marina Valdivia: I’m a champion again, that’s all that matters and this is just a sign of things to come. One day, one day, I am going to be the one experiencing joy and happiness while all those that doubted me get what’s coming to them.
She wipes away more tears.
Marina Valdivia: I’ve been through so much….ugh….
Marina unhooks her championship from her waist, clutches it tight, and sits down.
Marina Valdivia: I don’t want to lose you, not for a long time….
With that, Marina, in the rusty, broken down locker room, revels in the moment all by herself. It’s just her and her symbol of strength and recovery from the most heartbreaking night of her life. But what she doesn’t know is that she’s not going to be champion for very long as she’d lose it the next month due to questionable circumstances. It would take a while for her broken heart to heal, and when it eventually does, it’s healed with the bitterness and anger that turned her into the person she is today.
Scene Two: Last Saturday night in Buffalo.
A shocker has just happened at PCW! During their Saturday night Rapture broadcast, Marina herself invaded PCW, shocked the world and challenged Jessica Harmony for the PCW Broadcast Championship. Do we even need to question the outcome? Marina has just walked through the curtain with her new championship, not giving a damn about anyone else but herself. Though, she’s about to. She’s not even to where the hallway begins when she sees Clarissa Vega, her manager.
Clarissa: HOLY SHIT!
Marina Valdivia: Holy shit is right Clarissa!
Clarissa: You actually pulled it off. You actually pulled off a heist of one of those PCW titles.
Marina Valdivia: Don’t call it a heist; call it taking advantage of other people’s business.
Clarissa: It’s not a world championship, but damn it, gold is gold and that’s all that matters.
Marina Valdivia: Good! You understand!
The two walk closer to each other and they give each other a hug
Clarissa: Let’s see what that championship looks like.
Marina arrogantly shows off the Broadcast championship that she has just won. Clarissa doesn’t seem impressed at first, but then she smiles and laughs.
Clarissa: That’s awesome Marina, I’m happy for you. It’s too damn bad that championship looks pretty fucking ugly.
Marina Valdivia: It’s a PCW championship, what do you expect?
Clarissa: OOOH! Burn! I’m glad I could make it here, I wasn’t even sure if I was going to make it considering that I had to wrestle in that world cup today.
Marina Valdivia: You won right?
Clarissa Vega: Sure did!
Marina Valdivia: That’s awesome! We’re both winners tonight. You got some lipstick or something? I think I am going to decorate this championship a little bit.
Clarissa doesn’t hesitate and she reaches inside of her pocket. She pulls out a lipstick and tosses it to Marina. Marina hands Clarissa the championship.
Marina Valdivia: Hold this for one second.
Marina hands the title over to Clarissa as she applies the red lipstick. It’s good to go as she takes the championship back from Clarissa. Marina plants a kiss on the championship, literally leaving a mark. Clarissa has another laugh.
Clarissa: Aw, it looks a little better already.
Marina Valdivia: I know right?
Marina looks down at the bottom and she sees the nameplate. The nameplate obviously still says “Jessica Harmony” on it, which disgusts her.
Marina Valdivia: Is there any way to get this whore off my championship?
Clarissa: Uh….
Clarissa thinks about it for a minute as it becomes very obvious that the two of them absolutely despise Jessica Harmony.
Clarissa: Give me a second, I’ll be right back.
Clarissa quickly turns around and leaves down the hallway. This leaves Marina alone for a few seconds. Compared to the night she won the ICWA Women’s Championship, Marina is obviously smarter and a lot more confident. It’s also worth noting that she’s well over that screwjob from the NIWF that really altered the course of her career, for the worse. But, the worse is what made her stronger, made her better, and made her a championship contender. However, it’s also what turned her into the kind of person that she is today.
Marina Valdivia: Five companies and I have won a championship in each and every one of them. NIWF, ICWA, HCW, THW now here in THW’s little brother company in PCW. If I haven’t established myself as the greatest women’s wrestler of all time, then I don’t know what else I have to do.
Then, all of a sudden, her loss to Gabbi last week hits her and she is far from pleased about it. Yes, this championship win takes away the sting of losing that world title match to Gabbi Sparks earlier in the week, but with Marina being Marina, that bitterness is not going to fade away until she becomes the THW World Champion again. She scoffs off that loss to Gabbi and continues to revel in her latest achievement, as if she hasn’t accomplished enough already. Clarissa returns and it’s with a key. Marina is confused and also a bit unhappy with this.
Marina Valdivia: A key? Seriously? That’s the best you can do? A key?
Clarissa Vega: A key can cause so much damage you know
Marina looks at her, still not impressed.
Marina Valdivia: Give me that!
Marina snatches the key from Clarissa and then she walks over to a table, putting down that title. She takes the key and puts it on the nameplate and then tries to use the key to strike the Jessica Harmony name through it. It works. The gold around the name is completely scratched and Marina is enjoying this. Marina then starts clawing through the nameplate with the key, taking out chunk by chunk of it. She then starts stabbing it and trying to dig out the nameplate. She breaks off one side of it, loosening it. Then, she breaks off the other side, severing it from the championship. Marina takes one last look at the nameplate, which is completely mangled and she tosses it to Clarissa. Clarissa catches it.
Clarissa: Holy fuck Marina, you really messed up her name.
Marina Valdivia: Well that slut has no business being a champion so that just makes me more proud of what I did. These people in PCW don’t know me too well, but they’ll get to know me. Throw that piece of shit on the floor and break it!
Clarissa obliges as she throws down the nameplate on the floor and stomps on it, shattering it in pieces. The two of them have a laugh as Marina walks over to Clarissa and gives her a high five. Marina proceeds to spit on that shattered nameplate, proving her lack of class.
Clarissa Vega: And there we go, a “legacy” is dead.
Clarissa rolls her eyes.
Clarissa Vega: Why the hell did they employ her and that idiot Timothy Hunt anyway?
Marina Valdivia: Who cares? I cleaned up PCW’s mess for them right?
The two of them have a laugh, not giving a damn about what’s going on around them. All of a sudden, a PCW interviewer comes around, though they don’t know who she is. She approaches them. Marina and Clarissa are not amused or impressed.
Interviewer: Hi, you’re Marina Valdivia.
Marina Valdivia: No shit! What the hell do you want?
Interviewer: I’m Monica Garcia, I work here. I wanted to get a quick reaction from you regarding your shocker tonight
Marina Valdivia: I’m sorry bitch, but I don’t speak to the press unless the press represents me and as far as I am concerned, you don’t represent me. So, go away. Take a dollar from someone desperate for sex or something. You’re just as much of a cheap slut as Jessica Harmony is.
Monica: Marina, this is my job. I’m required to do this.
Marina Valdivia: I don’t care about your job.
Monica: If I don’t do my job, then I’m getting fired.
Marina Valdivia: Good riddance.
Monica: But, if the subject is being uncooperative, it’s the subject that gets punished, not the interviewer.
Marina gets pissed.
Marina Valdivia: SERIOUSLY?
Monica: That’s the procedure.
Marina Valdivia: I thought Julia Rivera was bad, SHIT! So what do you want? Don’t blow this because this is the biggest interview of your career. Don’t ask me something that the common peasant already knows alright? And another thing, if you ask me a pressing, personal, question, my publicist here has the right to sue you in court for invasion of privacy. Got it?
Monica: That’s not the way the 4th amendme….
Marina Valdivia: I don’t care, now shut up and go with the motions. Shit!
Monica: Marina, you’re obviously one of the most famous wrestlers we’ve ever had in this business, male or female so we all know about what you went through, NIWF, five years ago, when you were screwed out of a championship. It almost seemed like history is repeating itself. How do you feel knowing that you ended up being on the opposite side of the equation?
Marina looks back at Clarissa, and Clarissa covers her face in complete embarrassment.
Marina Valdivia: I did not just hear that question.
Monica: But it’s been almost five years, October 29, 2007.
Marina Valdivia: I know the date stupid, now let me talk. Was there a fast count in that match? No. With the screwjob I went through, there was. You can argue that maybe she wasn’t expecting it and all, but that’s no excuse. I’m a fucking veteran; I know what I got to do. I know more than enough about being a champion and as a champion, you have to be prepared for just about any god damn thing. It’s not MY fault that Jessica Harmony was such a poor champion. I’m going to tell you how big I am in this business. I am so big that when James Baker needed someone to fix something, in this case, the Broadcast title, I was the first person he called to come to Buffalo and take care of this mess. Is that my fault? NO! Is it my fault that Jessica Harmony is an untalented whore? NO! I don’t care, I do what I want, where I want, because I am royalty, got it? This is nowhere near a repeat of what I went through, so stop trying to spin it that way.
Monica: I didn’t mean to offend you Marina, honest.
Marina Valdivia: Well you did, you know why? Because people like you are ignorant. They don’t know the whole story of that screwjob. They don’t know how it really affected me. They don’t know that I was crying for days after it happened. Hell, some people are such simpletons that they don’t even know that the screwjob caused me to go insane and crash my career for nine months. Name a woman that has won a championship of any kind in five different companies that have some form of national notoriety in one way or another?
Monica says nothing.
Marina Valdivia: Exactly. You know, throughout my career, I’ve been a builder. I built THW from nothing and that’s why I am the best. That HCW Intercontinental title? Nobody cared about it because it wasn’t important. I MADE it important. Nobody cared about THW at all, then I came in and everyone started watching. That’s me! Now fuck off.
Monica: Wait; hold on, Jessica just….
Marina Valdivia: I don’t care what that stupid little whore has to say.
Monica: But she called you a tramp….
Marina just gives Monica a stare.
Marina Valdivia: She’s just butthurt. (laughs) let’s go Clarissa, we have to get to New Orleans.
Marina turns around and leaves.
Clarissa Vega: And I thought Angelica and Lexa were bad! HA! You’re such a LOSER
Clarissa flashes the loser sign and then walks out with Marina. It’s quite obvious that with the confidence she has gained over the past five years, she puts down anyone, anytime they want, PCW, THW, important wrestler, or non-important wrestler.
Scene Three
The scene cuts in and Marina Valdivia is seen in downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada last Sunday night. She’s all dressed up and confident, even going as far as to sit down in a director’s chair. The setting is a film room basically, but the Toronto skyline is seen in the background. She’s obviously picked a very luxurious place to speak her mind, but that’s exactly the kind of person that she is, she loves the life of luxury and she’s damn proud of it too. She has the PCW Broadcast Championship draped around her waist as she speaks.
Marina Valdivia: Well, look at this. I come to PCW, I proclaim that I am going to win the Broadcast Championship and in my first match that’s exactly what I do, I beat Jessica Harmony to win the championship and the first thing I want to say to everyone in PCW is, ‘you’re welcome’. You’re welcome for having someone like me save a championship that was going down the drain each and every day that cum sucking whore remained champion. You’re welcome for me righting an injustice and that injustice was an untalented cunt like her even being champion in the first place. You’re welcome for helping you guys earn a few extra dollars and a few extra rating points. I’ve hung out in the back a couple of times in PCW and have I gotten a thank you for doing all of those things? Of course not. You see, I am underappreciated, always have been. Whether it’s THW, or PCW, nobody appreciates me and it’s bullshit because I know that I am better than each and every person on BOTH rosters. Over in THW, people rave over Miranda Rivers and they rave over Gabbi Sparks and it just makes me sick. But you know something, at least those two have talent. As for the women here? If Jessica Harmony isn’t an example of how mediocre the women in this company are, then please enlighten me and give me an example. We all know that Heather is well past her prime and isn’t relevant in the grand scheme of things. And Danielle Lopez? While she plays with Toxic, and deservedly gets her ass kicked by them constantly, I think I am going to do what she and Heather will fail to do and that’s steal the show. I stole the show in Buffalo didn’t I? I had some buzz over that shocker I pulled. But I want to be honest with you people, that’s CHILD’S PLAY! The best is yet to come, and believe me, come Anarchy, you’re going to see more of it than you did at the previous Rapture.
So of course, it’s Pay-Per-View time and as expected, I’m defending this Broadcast Championship. I have absolutely NO problems with that, it’s wrestling tradition that championships get defended in such big events like this. But I have to say to management, SERIOUSLY? You guys have my first title defense be against CHRIS DASH? First of all, who the fuck is Chris Dash anyway? Secondly, what in the fuck did he do to earn this title shot? WAIT, stop! I know this. This is the most overrated logic in all of wrestling. PCW management figures, hey, he beat the former champion before I came in to take the championship from him, therefore he deserves his chance. NO! HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO! That’s NOT the way I roll and the way I roll is a hell of a lot more meaningful than how they roll. Again, I respect the fact that they wanted me to defend this championship, but couldn’t they have found me a better opponent? I mean what’s Chris Dash done anyway? The only thing I know about him, wrestling wise, is that he’s nothing more than the gum that I step on in the streets of Santa Ana. That’s right, he’s just as useful as bubblegum, meaning all he’s useful for is for being chewed up, stepped on, and thrown in the fucking trash and that’s EXACTLY what I am going to do at Anarchy to this no-name, disgraceful piece of trash!
And sure enough, Marina pauses her promo. She reaches into her purse and takes out a stick of chewing gum, opens it, puts it in her mouth, and chews on it. She spits it out and continues.
Marina Valdivia: It’s as simple as that right? I mean seriously, this guy is no challenge to me. The fact that his biggest win in PCW is over Jessica Harmony speaks volumes on how pathetic this guy is. But wait, I know I have some smartass haters all over the place and they are going to say ‘but Marina, your biggest win is over Jessica Harmony too.’ Yeah, it is. But it’s my only PCW match so far, DUH! It’s such a shame that fans and wrestlers act like they never even went to school. Anyway, let’s talk about you for a second Chris Dash. Apparently, you are a “brony”? What in the HELL is a brony? No, seriously, I have no idea what the fuck a “brony” is. Can someone look that up and tell me please? Make it quick because I’m cutting a promo. GET ON IT!
Marina pauses again and she waits. She’s starting to get impatient when someone on the production crew shows her his Android phone. Marina looks at it and her eyes get a bit big at what she sees before she breaks out into a chuckle. The production member leaves and Marina can’t help but contain her laughter.
Marina Valdivia: Oh my god…..
Marina covers her mouth as she’s laughing hysterically.
Marina Valdivia: SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!? Oh my god…..
She shakes her head and keeps laughing.
Marina Valdivia: Okay, you are not going to believe this, but a “brony” is a male fan of the My Little Pony cartoon. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? Is this some kind of joke? Are you really a fan of that show? WOW! Talk about burying whatever credibility you have left Chris, my god! What? Do you watch Pokemon too? Are you such a big fan of….. of….. hey can someone tell me the names of those horse Pokemon?
Someone (off scene): Ponyta and Rapidash
Marina Valdivia: Okay….thanks, I guess. (clears throat) Like I was saying, do you watch Pokemon too? Are you such a big lover of the horse Pokemon? What? Is one of your nicknames Chris RapiDASH or something. My god, seriously. This is such a disgrace, I don’t get it. My Little Pony….really…. You know Chris, I know I’m a woman and all, but when I was a little girl, I didn’t grow up begging my father for a pony because honestly, I never liked ponies. Ponies are disgusting, diseased, unsanitary, dirty, sewer smelling creatures. UGH! I want to throw up just thinking about that awful smell that I pick up just by standing near one of those things. I didn’t grow up wanting a pony, I grew up wanting to be a STAR! Oh yeah, I had aspired to be an actress since I was seven years old. Me and a few friends would even make movies together, inspired by shows such as Nickelodeon’s All That and other shows of that similar format and we had a blast. We even made money off of those in high school when we sold those movies to our classmates for a few dollars and it was those movies that got me in the door, and that got me in one of the finest acting schools in Hollywood. Now, I got a lot of love for Hollywood, but really, wrestling is my number one passion so listen “brony”, if you want to stick a head up a horse’s ass so be it, but I am not here to horse around or to feed you any kind of horseshit, I am here to get rid of people like you that don’t take this business seriously and it’s quite obvious that you don’t take this seriously.
Apparently, you get insulted when people make fun of your for this. I don’t care. You deserve to be made fun of because a man liking My Little Pony is extremely abnormal and those kind of men are most likely child molesters or something. But wait, THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! HOW DARE I DEFY AND DEGRADE THE MAGICAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! (laughs) So really Chris, you have that pathetic fandom and yet, you call yourself a Nightmare. What’s so nightmarish about you? Your love of rainbows? THE MAGICAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP?!??!?!?!!?!?!? FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! HAHAHAHAHAH HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO! I’ll tell you what IS magic you fucking loser, MARINA is MAGIC BITCH! Oh you don’t believe me? I won a championship in my PCW debut, I don’t think anyone else can say that. At least one of my trainers was Jay Swift, a THW Hall of Famer and my god giving him credit just made me sick, but whatever. You were trained by, Derek Levy? Seriously? Wasn’t Derek Levy that one guy that participated in that Honor Role 4 Battle Royal and made absolutely no impact whatsoever? You got trained by HIM? No wonder you fucking blow, if your pathetic Pony fandom wasn’t bad enough! I have to give it to you Chris, you gave me a good fucking laugh, but seriously, the time for games are over! Come Anarchy, I am going to put the Brony out to pasture and I am going to make sure that you never, EVER show your face in my presence ever again! You’re not dealing with any woman Chris, you’re dealing with the most skilled, most talented, and most glamorous woman this business has ever seen. Chris, when this is all over, you’re going to hail the one and only Glamour Queen, BITCH!
Marina gets off of her chair and she slings her title over her shoulder.
Marina Valdivia: A guy liking “My Little Pony”…
She starts walking away and she’s out of sight.
Marina Valdivia (off screen): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A LOSER! OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Marina continues to laugh about this off-screen as the scene fades to black.
The scene fades in and we’re inside of a locker room that is very different from what you would normally see in the global promotions While the global promotions have the best locker rooms in the business, obviously because they are traveling all over the world where most of the arenas they visit are timeless, this particular locker room on this very day is a much different atmosphere. We can see cheap, teal paint that is chipping off the lockers and the walls of the place look like they need an absolute paintjob. This, more or less, is what an independent locker room looks like. It’s not a very nice place at all, and it’s far from luxurious. But this exact scene means so much to someone, and she has just entered the room.
She is a familiar face, a brunette at the time and she is clutching something toward her chest. The object isn’t seen, but she is stumbling inside and she quickly goes to sit down. She nearly knocks one of the locker doors off the hinges, but she doesn’t care. This moment, considering all the circumstances, means so much to her. She lets go of the object and lets it fall on her lap. We can see that it’s a championship belt. We finally see the face. It’s a 23 year old Marina Valdivia, coming off one of her biggest wins in her early career, and the biggest one in such a dark era of her career.
Marina Valdivia: I did it! I made it! Women’s Champion again! My god… this has to be a dream right?
Marina soaks it in for a little bit as she tries to get a grip of herself. The last six weeks have been an emotional rollercoaster considering she’s still coming off the pathetic screwjob in Transylvania that resulted in her leaving the NIWF. Since that night, she’s been dealing with a lot of mood swings. One moment she is very nice, and the next moment she is an absolute bitch. This isn’t normal for Marina, at least not at this time.
Marina Valdivia: I didn’t think I could be at this point again, not so soon.
Marina knows that what she just said is true. She knows damn well that she has no business wrestling so soon after the worst tragedy of her entire career and without question, the biggest tragedy that she has had in her adult life. She’s still in recovery, but for now, this just feels so right.
Marina Valdivia: Justice has been served! My god, justice has been served! This is so amazing I don’t know what to say right now. Did I really make it to the top of another mountain in women’s wrestling?
Marina is taking some quick, deep breaths, as if she’s about to hyperventilate. She’s in a mixture of what can be described as total shock, but total joy. That NIWF Women’s Championship had meant so much to her while she held it and when she was screwed out of it in such a humiliation, she felt like she lost a piece of her. But now, with this championship win, she feels like she’s just gotten it back.
Marina Valdivia: I knew this could happen. I knew that one day I was going to stick it to those pathetic politicians in the NIWF, and I have. Oh my god, this is so amazing. This is the next step right here, the victory of my career and the next step to becoming the greatest women’s wrestler in the world.
Marina has a smirk on her face as she keeps staring at her newly won championship. She’s worked so hard for this moment, hell she worked hard for her previous championship. But now she knows that she has to take yet another step up that ladder.
Marina Valdivia: I know the ICWA isn’t exactly a mainstream company, but right now, I don’t care. I’d much rather have this than be miserable in one of those pathetic big three feds.
Marina thinks about that whole drama that she was indirectly apart of when she was in the NIWF. All the talk backstage, if it wasn’t about Kerrie Maddox getting her ass kissed, was about how the XHCW or the UHWF was stupid and biased. But she knows now that the NIWF isn’t different. She thinks back to when she made that phone call to XHCW and nobody answered. She remembers being told by UHWF owner Jackson Steele that he wasn’t interested. But it’s worth it. She’s got the happiness that she desires.
Marina Valdivia: I never want to let go of this thing. This title is a symbol of my recovery, a symbol of my strength, a symbol of my resiliency. There’s no way in hell that anyone is going to be able to rob me of this moment.
Marina thinks back to all her haters in the NIWF, those that are fueling her. However, what Marina doesn’t know is, she’s wasting too much of her time and energy trying to get back at the NIWF for what they did to her. It’s a big time mistake, but being 23, a sweet person and completely naïve, she doesn’t really know this yet. Then again, she doesn’t really care either. Marina stands up, gives her newly won title a kiss and looks around the locker room. She doesn’t care that it looks like a dump, she doesn’t care that it’s not the most glamorous spot on earth, all she cares about is that she recovered from the worst night of her career, or so she thought, and she wound up becoming a champion again. Marina closes her eyes, and she begins to think to herself.
Marina Valdivia (thinking): Girl, you did it. I know that it’s been hard on you lately, but the fact that you stood up, stepped up and delivered considering the tragic circumstances of the last six weeks proves that you are on track to one day being the best women’s wrestler in the world Forget about everyone else; this entire world is all about you. You need to stop being so nice, because that’s how the NIWF basically took advantage of you. You can’t allow this to happen again, now that you’re once again a champion. You can’t let anyone in this company screw you over. You have it now, and yet…
…you seem so bothered….
Marina takes a deep breath and continues her internal monologue.
Marina Valdivia (thinking): I know that what happened at Transylvania is still haunting you, but this should make it better. Think about the future, you don’t need to think about the past anymore because that’s exactly what it is, the past. The y mean nothing and the sooner you get over this, the better off you will be. Marina, you’re a great person and I understand why you’re so bitter. You want to unleash your anger, nobody is around. Pretend like that son of a bitch Jay C is in this room with you. This is therapeutic at its finest. If he were to walk into this room right now, look at him in the eye and tell him how you feel.
With that, Marina opens her eyes and the first thing she does is put her new championship around her waist. She can’t stop looking at it because that’s how much this means to her. She takes another deep breath, and she’s painting the scene in her head. None of what is about to be described is really happening, but it’s happening in Marina’s mind. The door has just opened and Jay C has walked in. She clenches her fists, showing her anger. She takes a deep, bitter breath and gathers her thoughts. She begins to speak to him, even though he’s not there.
Marina Valdivia: Jay C, I hate you for what you did to me. I absolutely despise you for the way that you treated me and I hope that one day, you go straight to hell. You think I am going to forgive you for what you did? No! I will NEVER forgive you because what you did to me was so traumatizing that I wasn’t sure if I would able to wrestle again. That’s how devastating it was when you did that to me. I loved working for the NIWF. It was my home. It was home to some of the biggest thrills I have had in my young life so far and you and your egotistical, political ways of expressing your hatred robbed me of all of that. You robbed me of a championship that meant so much to me. You almost robbed me of my passion for this. Hell, you almost robbed me of my career. But no Jay, I am not going to let you have control over me. You see this championship around my waist? I won this tonight and I want you to know that regardless of what you did to me, regardless of what you say in those stupid commercials of yours, regardless of how much you stick your dick inside Kerrie’s vagina, I will always be above you. I will always be better than you. One day, your precious NIWF is going to go out of business and I will be the first one there, laughing about it.
Marina clenches her fists even more as she’s about to say some words that not even she ever thought she would say. It is said that this very moment ends up being a major catalyst in the change that is taking place inside of Marina. This very moment is accelerating Marina’s transition from a sweet, kind, caring person, accepting of everything in life no matter what, to a cold, cruel, selfish bitch that only accepts things when they go her way. This transitional period, from the screwjob in Transylvania, to the day she became the Daredevil Goddess, is considered the traditional period where she became the bitch she is today.
Marina Valdivia: Jay C, for what you did to me, I hope you suffer the worst pain, physical and emotional, possible. I hope to God Jay, that someone in the streets with a shotgun finds you and shoots you. You know Jay C, you’re lucky that my family is no longer involved with the mafia because if you did this fifty years ago, you’d be a marked man in my family. I hope that what you did to me is worth it when your little whore Kerrie Maddox decides to leave you for another man. Because Jay, one day, I am going to find you in the streets and yes, I am hoping that you go broke and unhappy, and I am going to tell you that you deserve your fate. Whether you get cancer, or some other disease, you deserve it for what you did to me. Jay C…. I hope you DIE!!!!!!
Marina takes a few deep breaths full of anger as she continues to think through her emotional wheel. However, within a split second, the unforgiving side of her subsides and gives away to the sweet side of her. At this point, the sweet and caring side of her is dying, but it’s still strong enough to have a voice. Marina’s eyes widen in shock at what she just said. She even covers her mouth, wondering why she said that.
Marina Valdivia: Oh my god….
Marina is suddenly in a minor state of panic now.
Marina Valdivia: What did I just say? Oh my god, I didn’t know I had that much hatred for him.
Marina tightens her fists and out of nowhere, the waterworks start flowing. She quickly wipes her tears away. Obviously, she’s still hurting.
Marina Valdivia: DAMN IT!
Marina looks at her championship.
Marina Valdivia: I’m a champion again, that’s all that matters and this is just a sign of things to come. One day, one day, I am going to be the one experiencing joy and happiness while all those that doubted me get what’s coming to them.
She wipes away more tears.
Marina Valdivia: I’ve been through so much….ugh….
Marina unhooks her championship from her waist, clutches it tight, and sits down.
Marina Valdivia: I don’t want to lose you, not for a long time….
With that, Marina, in the rusty, broken down locker room, revels in the moment all by herself. It’s just her and her symbol of strength and recovery from the most heartbreaking night of her life. But what she doesn’t know is that she’s not going to be champion for very long as she’d lose it the next month due to questionable circumstances. It would take a while for her broken heart to heal, and when it eventually does, it’s healed with the bitterness and anger that turned her into the person she is today.
Scene Two: Last Saturday night in Buffalo.
A shocker has just happened at PCW! During their Saturday night Rapture broadcast, Marina herself invaded PCW, shocked the world and challenged Jessica Harmony for the PCW Broadcast Championship. Do we even need to question the outcome? Marina has just walked through the curtain with her new championship, not giving a damn about anyone else but herself. Though, she’s about to. She’s not even to where the hallway begins when she sees Clarissa Vega, her manager.
Clarissa: HOLY SHIT!
Marina Valdivia: Holy shit is right Clarissa!
Clarissa: You actually pulled it off. You actually pulled off a heist of one of those PCW titles.
Marina Valdivia: Don’t call it a heist; call it taking advantage of other people’s business.
Clarissa: It’s not a world championship, but damn it, gold is gold and that’s all that matters.
Marina Valdivia: Good! You understand!
The two walk closer to each other and they give each other a hug
Clarissa: Let’s see what that championship looks like.
Marina arrogantly shows off the Broadcast championship that she has just won. Clarissa doesn’t seem impressed at first, but then she smiles and laughs.
Clarissa: That’s awesome Marina, I’m happy for you. It’s too damn bad that championship looks pretty fucking ugly.
Marina Valdivia: It’s a PCW championship, what do you expect?
Clarissa: OOOH! Burn! I’m glad I could make it here, I wasn’t even sure if I was going to make it considering that I had to wrestle in that world cup today.
Marina Valdivia: You won right?
Clarissa Vega: Sure did!
Marina Valdivia: That’s awesome! We’re both winners tonight. You got some lipstick or something? I think I am going to decorate this championship a little bit.
Clarissa doesn’t hesitate and she reaches inside of her pocket. She pulls out a lipstick and tosses it to Marina. Marina hands Clarissa the championship.
Marina Valdivia: Hold this for one second.
Marina hands the title over to Clarissa as she applies the red lipstick. It’s good to go as she takes the championship back from Clarissa. Marina plants a kiss on the championship, literally leaving a mark. Clarissa has another laugh.
Clarissa: Aw, it looks a little better already.
Marina Valdivia: I know right?
Marina looks down at the bottom and she sees the nameplate. The nameplate obviously still says “Jessica Harmony” on it, which disgusts her.
Marina Valdivia: Is there any way to get this whore off my championship?
Clarissa: Uh….
Clarissa thinks about it for a minute as it becomes very obvious that the two of them absolutely despise Jessica Harmony.
Clarissa: Give me a second, I’ll be right back.
Clarissa quickly turns around and leaves down the hallway. This leaves Marina alone for a few seconds. Compared to the night she won the ICWA Women’s Championship, Marina is obviously smarter and a lot more confident. It’s also worth noting that she’s well over that screwjob from the NIWF that really altered the course of her career, for the worse. But, the worse is what made her stronger, made her better, and made her a championship contender. However, it’s also what turned her into the kind of person that she is today.
Marina Valdivia: Five companies and I have won a championship in each and every one of them. NIWF, ICWA, HCW, THW now here in THW’s little brother company in PCW. If I haven’t established myself as the greatest women’s wrestler of all time, then I don’t know what else I have to do.
Then, all of a sudden, her loss to Gabbi last week hits her and she is far from pleased about it. Yes, this championship win takes away the sting of losing that world title match to Gabbi Sparks earlier in the week, but with Marina being Marina, that bitterness is not going to fade away until she becomes the THW World Champion again. She scoffs off that loss to Gabbi and continues to revel in her latest achievement, as if she hasn’t accomplished enough already. Clarissa returns and it’s with a key. Marina is confused and also a bit unhappy with this.
Marina Valdivia: A key? Seriously? That’s the best you can do? A key?
Clarissa Vega: A key can cause so much damage you know
Marina looks at her, still not impressed.
Marina Valdivia: Give me that!
Marina snatches the key from Clarissa and then she walks over to a table, putting down that title. She takes the key and puts it on the nameplate and then tries to use the key to strike the Jessica Harmony name through it. It works. The gold around the name is completely scratched and Marina is enjoying this. Marina then starts clawing through the nameplate with the key, taking out chunk by chunk of it. She then starts stabbing it and trying to dig out the nameplate. She breaks off one side of it, loosening it. Then, she breaks off the other side, severing it from the championship. Marina takes one last look at the nameplate, which is completely mangled and she tosses it to Clarissa. Clarissa catches it.
Clarissa: Holy fuck Marina, you really messed up her name.
Marina Valdivia: Well that slut has no business being a champion so that just makes me more proud of what I did. These people in PCW don’t know me too well, but they’ll get to know me. Throw that piece of shit on the floor and break it!
Clarissa obliges as she throws down the nameplate on the floor and stomps on it, shattering it in pieces. The two of them have a laugh as Marina walks over to Clarissa and gives her a high five. Marina proceeds to spit on that shattered nameplate, proving her lack of class.
Clarissa Vega: And there we go, a “legacy” is dead.
Clarissa rolls her eyes.
Clarissa Vega: Why the hell did they employ her and that idiot Timothy Hunt anyway?
Marina Valdivia: Who cares? I cleaned up PCW’s mess for them right?
The two of them have a laugh, not giving a damn about what’s going on around them. All of a sudden, a PCW interviewer comes around, though they don’t know who she is. She approaches them. Marina and Clarissa are not amused or impressed.
Interviewer: Hi, you’re Marina Valdivia.
Marina Valdivia: No shit! What the hell do you want?
Interviewer: I’m Monica Garcia, I work here. I wanted to get a quick reaction from you regarding your shocker tonight
Marina Valdivia: I’m sorry bitch, but I don’t speak to the press unless the press represents me and as far as I am concerned, you don’t represent me. So, go away. Take a dollar from someone desperate for sex or something. You’re just as much of a cheap slut as Jessica Harmony is.
Monica: Marina, this is my job. I’m required to do this.
Marina Valdivia: I don’t care about your job.
Monica: If I don’t do my job, then I’m getting fired.
Marina Valdivia: Good riddance.
Monica: But, if the subject is being uncooperative, it’s the subject that gets punished, not the interviewer.
Marina gets pissed.
Marina Valdivia: SERIOUSLY?
Monica: That’s the procedure.
Marina Valdivia: I thought Julia Rivera was bad, SHIT! So what do you want? Don’t blow this because this is the biggest interview of your career. Don’t ask me something that the common peasant already knows alright? And another thing, if you ask me a pressing, personal, question, my publicist here has the right to sue you in court for invasion of privacy. Got it?
Monica: That’s not the way the 4th amendme….
Marina Valdivia: I don’t care, now shut up and go with the motions. Shit!
Monica: Marina, you’re obviously one of the most famous wrestlers we’ve ever had in this business, male or female so we all know about what you went through, NIWF, five years ago, when you were screwed out of a championship. It almost seemed like history is repeating itself. How do you feel knowing that you ended up being on the opposite side of the equation?
Marina looks back at Clarissa, and Clarissa covers her face in complete embarrassment.
Marina Valdivia: I did not just hear that question.
Monica: But it’s been almost five years, October 29, 2007.
Marina Valdivia: I know the date stupid, now let me talk. Was there a fast count in that match? No. With the screwjob I went through, there was. You can argue that maybe she wasn’t expecting it and all, but that’s no excuse. I’m a fucking veteran; I know what I got to do. I know more than enough about being a champion and as a champion, you have to be prepared for just about any god damn thing. It’s not MY fault that Jessica Harmony was such a poor champion. I’m going to tell you how big I am in this business. I am so big that when James Baker needed someone to fix something, in this case, the Broadcast title, I was the first person he called to come to Buffalo and take care of this mess. Is that my fault? NO! Is it my fault that Jessica Harmony is an untalented whore? NO! I don’t care, I do what I want, where I want, because I am royalty, got it? This is nowhere near a repeat of what I went through, so stop trying to spin it that way.
Monica: I didn’t mean to offend you Marina, honest.
Marina Valdivia: Well you did, you know why? Because people like you are ignorant. They don’t know the whole story of that screwjob. They don’t know how it really affected me. They don’t know that I was crying for days after it happened. Hell, some people are such simpletons that they don’t even know that the screwjob caused me to go insane and crash my career for nine months. Name a woman that has won a championship of any kind in five different companies that have some form of national notoriety in one way or another?
Monica says nothing.
Marina Valdivia: Exactly. You know, throughout my career, I’ve been a builder. I built THW from nothing and that’s why I am the best. That HCW Intercontinental title? Nobody cared about it because it wasn’t important. I MADE it important. Nobody cared about THW at all, then I came in and everyone started watching. That’s me! Now fuck off.
Monica: Wait; hold on, Jessica just….
Marina Valdivia: I don’t care what that stupid little whore has to say.
Monica: But she called you a tramp….
Marina just gives Monica a stare.
Marina Valdivia: She’s just butthurt. (laughs) let’s go Clarissa, we have to get to New Orleans.
Marina turns around and leaves.
Clarissa Vega: And I thought Angelica and Lexa were bad! HA! You’re such a LOSER
Clarissa flashes the loser sign and then walks out with Marina. It’s quite obvious that with the confidence she has gained over the past five years, she puts down anyone, anytime they want, PCW, THW, important wrestler, or non-important wrestler.
Scene Three
The scene cuts in and Marina Valdivia is seen in downtown Toronto, Ontario, Canada last Sunday night. She’s all dressed up and confident, even going as far as to sit down in a director’s chair. The setting is a film room basically, but the Toronto skyline is seen in the background. She’s obviously picked a very luxurious place to speak her mind, but that’s exactly the kind of person that she is, she loves the life of luxury and she’s damn proud of it too. She has the PCW Broadcast Championship draped around her waist as she speaks.
Marina Valdivia: Well, look at this. I come to PCW, I proclaim that I am going to win the Broadcast Championship and in my first match that’s exactly what I do, I beat Jessica Harmony to win the championship and the first thing I want to say to everyone in PCW is, ‘you’re welcome’. You’re welcome for having someone like me save a championship that was going down the drain each and every day that cum sucking whore remained champion. You’re welcome for me righting an injustice and that injustice was an untalented cunt like her even being champion in the first place. You’re welcome for helping you guys earn a few extra dollars and a few extra rating points. I’ve hung out in the back a couple of times in PCW and have I gotten a thank you for doing all of those things? Of course not. You see, I am underappreciated, always have been. Whether it’s THW, or PCW, nobody appreciates me and it’s bullshit because I know that I am better than each and every person on BOTH rosters. Over in THW, people rave over Miranda Rivers and they rave over Gabbi Sparks and it just makes me sick. But you know something, at least those two have talent. As for the women here? If Jessica Harmony isn’t an example of how mediocre the women in this company are, then please enlighten me and give me an example. We all know that Heather is well past her prime and isn’t relevant in the grand scheme of things. And Danielle Lopez? While she plays with Toxic, and deservedly gets her ass kicked by them constantly, I think I am going to do what she and Heather will fail to do and that’s steal the show. I stole the show in Buffalo didn’t I? I had some buzz over that shocker I pulled. But I want to be honest with you people, that’s CHILD’S PLAY! The best is yet to come, and believe me, come Anarchy, you’re going to see more of it than you did at the previous Rapture.
So of course, it’s Pay-Per-View time and as expected, I’m defending this Broadcast Championship. I have absolutely NO problems with that, it’s wrestling tradition that championships get defended in such big events like this. But I have to say to management, SERIOUSLY? You guys have my first title defense be against CHRIS DASH? First of all, who the fuck is Chris Dash anyway? Secondly, what in the fuck did he do to earn this title shot? WAIT, stop! I know this. This is the most overrated logic in all of wrestling. PCW management figures, hey, he beat the former champion before I came in to take the championship from him, therefore he deserves his chance. NO! HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO! That’s NOT the way I roll and the way I roll is a hell of a lot more meaningful than how they roll. Again, I respect the fact that they wanted me to defend this championship, but couldn’t they have found me a better opponent? I mean what’s Chris Dash done anyway? The only thing I know about him, wrestling wise, is that he’s nothing more than the gum that I step on in the streets of Santa Ana. That’s right, he’s just as useful as bubblegum, meaning all he’s useful for is for being chewed up, stepped on, and thrown in the fucking trash and that’s EXACTLY what I am going to do at Anarchy to this no-name, disgraceful piece of trash!
And sure enough, Marina pauses her promo. She reaches into her purse and takes out a stick of chewing gum, opens it, puts it in her mouth, and chews on it. She spits it out and continues.
Marina Valdivia: It’s as simple as that right? I mean seriously, this guy is no challenge to me. The fact that his biggest win in PCW is over Jessica Harmony speaks volumes on how pathetic this guy is. But wait, I know I have some smartass haters all over the place and they are going to say ‘but Marina, your biggest win is over Jessica Harmony too.’ Yeah, it is. But it’s my only PCW match so far, DUH! It’s such a shame that fans and wrestlers act like they never even went to school. Anyway, let’s talk about you for a second Chris Dash. Apparently, you are a “brony”? What in the HELL is a brony? No, seriously, I have no idea what the fuck a “brony” is. Can someone look that up and tell me please? Make it quick because I’m cutting a promo. GET ON IT!
Marina pauses again and she waits. She’s starting to get impatient when someone on the production crew shows her his Android phone. Marina looks at it and her eyes get a bit big at what she sees before she breaks out into a chuckle. The production member leaves and Marina can’t help but contain her laughter.
Marina Valdivia: Oh my god…..
Marina covers her mouth as she’s laughing hysterically.
Marina Valdivia: SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!? Oh my god…..
She shakes her head and keeps laughing.
Marina Valdivia: Okay, you are not going to believe this, but a “brony” is a male fan of the My Little Pony cartoon. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! Are you fucking kidding me? Is this some kind of joke? Are you really a fan of that show? WOW! Talk about burying whatever credibility you have left Chris, my god! What? Do you watch Pokemon too? Are you such a big fan of….. of….. hey can someone tell me the names of those horse Pokemon?
Someone (off scene): Ponyta and Rapidash
Marina Valdivia: Okay….thanks, I guess. (clears throat) Like I was saying, do you watch Pokemon too? Are you such a big lover of the horse Pokemon? What? Is one of your nicknames Chris RapiDASH or something. My god, seriously. This is such a disgrace, I don’t get it. My Little Pony….really…. You know Chris, I know I’m a woman and all, but when I was a little girl, I didn’t grow up begging my father for a pony because honestly, I never liked ponies. Ponies are disgusting, diseased, unsanitary, dirty, sewer smelling creatures. UGH! I want to throw up just thinking about that awful smell that I pick up just by standing near one of those things. I didn’t grow up wanting a pony, I grew up wanting to be a STAR! Oh yeah, I had aspired to be an actress since I was seven years old. Me and a few friends would even make movies together, inspired by shows such as Nickelodeon’s All That and other shows of that similar format and we had a blast. We even made money off of those in high school when we sold those movies to our classmates for a few dollars and it was those movies that got me in the door, and that got me in one of the finest acting schools in Hollywood. Now, I got a lot of love for Hollywood, but really, wrestling is my number one passion so listen “brony”, if you want to stick a head up a horse’s ass so be it, but I am not here to horse around or to feed you any kind of horseshit, I am here to get rid of people like you that don’t take this business seriously and it’s quite obvious that you don’t take this seriously.
Apparently, you get insulted when people make fun of your for this. I don’t care. You deserve to be made fun of because a man liking My Little Pony is extremely abnormal and those kind of men are most likely child molesters or something. But wait, THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! HOW DARE I DEFY AND DEGRADE THE MAGICAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! (laughs) So really Chris, you have that pathetic fandom and yet, you call yourself a Nightmare. What’s so nightmarish about you? Your love of rainbows? THE MAGICAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP?!??!?!?!!?!?!? FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! HAHAHAHAHAH HELL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING NO! I’ll tell you what IS magic you fucking loser, MARINA is MAGIC BITCH! Oh you don’t believe me? I won a championship in my PCW debut, I don’t think anyone else can say that. At least one of my trainers was Jay Swift, a THW Hall of Famer and my god giving him credit just made me sick, but whatever. You were trained by, Derek Levy? Seriously? Wasn’t Derek Levy that one guy that participated in that Honor Role 4 Battle Royal and made absolutely no impact whatsoever? You got trained by HIM? No wonder you fucking blow, if your pathetic Pony fandom wasn’t bad enough! I have to give it to you Chris, you gave me a good fucking laugh, but seriously, the time for games are over! Come Anarchy, I am going to put the Brony out to pasture and I am going to make sure that you never, EVER show your face in my presence ever again! You’re not dealing with any woman Chris, you’re dealing with the most skilled, most talented, and most glamorous woman this business has ever seen. Chris, when this is all over, you’re going to hail the one and only Glamour Queen, BITCH!
Marina gets off of her chair and she slings her title over her shoulder.
Marina Valdivia: A guy liking “My Little Pony”…
She starts walking away and she’s out of sight.
Marina Valdivia (off screen): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT A LOSER! OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Marina continues to laugh about this off-screen as the scene fades to black.
