Post by wearedoomed on Jun 14, 2012 20:42:00 GMT -5
Chris Dash, Ladies and Gentlemen...
Your Information
Your Name: Jonny
Experience: 4.5 years
E-Mail Address: suckerpunch74@yahoo.com
Where did you find us?: E-fed Wiki
Superstar Information
Wrestler's Name: Chris :Nightmare" Dash
Wrestler's Nickname: "Your Friendly Neighborhood Pastor of the Church of Faust", "PsyDash"
Billed From: Cloudsdale, North Carolina
Manager/Valet: N/A
DOB/Age: April 1st, 1989 (23 Years Old)
Weight: 235 lbs.
Height: 6'2
Status: Tweener. While he commonly acts face...ish, he won't hesitate to throw courtesy to the side if it means getting an edge.
Theme Music: "No One Likes Superman Anymore" - I Fight Dragons
Gimmick: An unpredictable goofball with a tendency to get under people's skin....Who also "leads" something known as The Church of Faust, a group or organization that unashamedly waves the banner of the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. For reference's sake, the name is in honor of the show's producer, Lauren Faust, who has worked on other famous animated shows in the past.
Pic Base: Alex Shelley
Physical Description: Lean, but muscular. Hair is often styled in a "faux-hawk" of sorts, but Chris will change it up every now and then.
Detailed Appearance (out of the ring): Primarily a MLP-themed shirt, worn-looking jeans and Vans brand shoes.
Detailed Appearance (In the ring): Black trunks with a blue, fiery design along with Rainbow Dash's cutie mark on the back. Black kickpads and elbow pads/wrist-tape have said fire-like design. The robe he uses for entrances will have the same design, but has This design on the back.
Personality: A bit of a manipulative nutjob. Chris is extremely unpredictable and will often talk down on opponents and allies alike with his patented wit. However, he is also quite loyal to his friends, provided they don't try anything unfavorable. In the ring, not only does he retain his antics, but opponents often find out the hard way that Chris is extremely difficult to put down.
Brief Bio: Chris Loki had always wanted to be a wrestler since he was seven years old after his father took him to a show in Dacula, Georgia where he saw two Indy stars, King Crab Jr. and Petey “Wreckin’ Ball” Johnson. Granted, it was a ten minute long squash match that saw Petey beat King Crab Jr. into the ground, but the child who would later become Psycho Dragon loved it. At the age of seventeen, he applied for King Crab Jr’s wrestling school in Louisville, KN., but was turned down over the phone by Crab Jr. himself due to the fact that he wasn’t old enough to join the school and that he didn’t want to see a seventeen year old abandon his education. However, after talking with him on the phone for around an hour and a half, King Crab Jr. did point out that Petey Johnson had a school nearby in Florida. Upon hearing that, Chris simply chirped “Oh, thanks!” and promptly hung up as he rushed to pack his bags and secure money for bus-fare.
After a few delays, Chris finally arrived in Melbourne, FL., where The Academy was and signed up to partake in that years class. However, Petey told him that he wasn't old enough, though he did admire the young kid’s determination, so he had him as part of the ring crew and on occasion work the concession stand. During this time, he and Petey formed an almost father-son like bond and Chris became fascinated by his mentor’s rich Indy history. And when he wasn't working at the school, Chris was wrestling in no-name backyard federations just so he had something to cut his teeth on, and it was during these rendezvous was where he first earned the moniker “Psycho Dragon” and developed a very small following in the south and central areas of Florida. After turning 18, Chris left the backyard scene and was finally able to sign up as a wrestler in The Academy. Chris remained a student for two years and had modest success in the Tag Division of the school’s little wrestling promotion, the VCW, while still working ring crew and concession. On his nineteenth birthday, upon hearing of his antics in the backyard circuit, Petey presented Chris with his signature mask as a present, being made from heavy-duty material that wouldn’t tear or wear down so easily. However, after two years, Chris' tutelage under Petey came to an abrupt end after Petey had been diagnosed with cancer and had to undergo chemotherapy. While PsyDrag and the rest of the class were severely worried about the future of the school because of this, Petey stated that the school would be ran under the leadership of who was unarguably his greatest and most successful student: Derek Levy.
While Derek seemed cold towards Chris at first, due to his “sloppy and erratic” ring skills, Derek eventually warmed up to him after hearing of his bond with Petey; a bond that nearly mirrored his own. Derek than took him under his wing and brought in fellow wrestlers Ryan Evans and Hanz Kikazi, whom Derek said were among the elite in the business. Through them, the man known as Psycho Dragon learned to capitalize on his charisma thanks to Ryan’s seminars on cutting promos; fine-tuned his execution of his moveset and ring psychology through Derek; developed a striking game because of Kikazi. After all three men agreed that it was Chris who improved the greatest out of the class, they made him the top graduate of the class and head trainer for future classes.
It was then that Chris decided that it was time to leave the nest and learn how to fly into the world of wrestling. While he still taught at the now-Silver Phoenix Academy, Psycho Dragon had been busy making a legacy for himself that he and his fans can be proud of. While Chris enjoyed immense success throughout 2010, he found himself at wit's end early 2011, when he received the news that Petey Johnson had succumbed to cancer. Unable to cope with the loss of whom he considered a second father, his focus went haywire and led him to a string of professional and personal failures, including an embarrassing run at 4DK. Needing to get himself back on track, Chris decided that he needed to step back and reassess everything. After discussing things with Derek Levy over the phone, he sold his house, bought a Winnebago, packed his belongings (beloved ferrets included), and left the Silver Phoenix Academy for good in April. After living the life of a vagabond, Chris found himself in North Carolina, where he would meet several people that helped him get back on his feet. After meeting Mika Hiiles (sister of former TakeDown wrestler SKULLY) in a coffee-shop, the two hit it off right away. Afterward, Chris learned about a small backyard wrestling joint ran by an extremely unorthodox 90-year old wrestler by the name of Boom Boom Kazoo, who wrestled from the 1950's all the way to the early 1990's under the gimmick of an eccentric madman. After swapping stories about their careers, Boom Boom Kazoo took it upon himself to take Chris and Mika into "The Gang", a collection of oddball wrestlers whom every major promotion turned a blind eye to. After helping him accept Petey's death and bribing some lawyer into settling Chris criminal record, Chris re-learned the basics and decided to incorporate much of Boom Boom Kazoo's moves into his retooled arsenal. It was also during this time that he discovered the bright, fun-filled joy of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and it's expansive fan-base.
Style: Lucha-Puroesu primarily, bit with elements of a powerhouse and dirty brawler; Having been trained by the likes of Derek Levy and Steve Storme, Chris is a jack-of-all-trades type of wrestler.
Entrance: As "No One Likes Superman Anymore" by I Fight Dragons begins to play through the speakers, the lights start to dim greatly to a favorable reaction. At the twenty second mark, blue, pink and white lights start to flash in random patterns. At the thirty second mark, the hooded Chris Dash casually walks out to the stage with an extremely smug look on his face. The crowd is mixed as Chris proceeds to rally the fans and makes his way towards the ring. He slides under the ring and runs to the turnbuckle opposite him and yells out "PPPPOOOOOOONNNNNNYYYY!!!" to another mostly positive reception, as Chris just turns and sits on top of the turnbuckle, awaiting his opponent/glaring at his opponent.
Finishing Moves:
Nighttime Enternal (Ax Guillotine Driver)
Sonic Kneeboom (High-Impact Knee Trembler)
Desperation Moves:
Atomic Kneeboom (Diving/Springboard Sonic Kneeboom)
Signature Moves:
20% Cooler Driver (Running Death Valley Driver)
Filly Flash (Springboard Frog Splash)
ROYAL CANTERLOT FAREWELL!! (Jawbreaker Lariat)
Basic Moveset:
Air Dash (Diving Bulldog)
Buccaneer Blaze (Dragon Whip)
Crucifix Head Scissors
Cutter variations (Diamond, Osaka Street, Sliding, etc.)
Everfree Driver (Double Underhook Kneeling Piledriver)
Fisherman's Suplex variations (Bridging, Stalling, Swinging, etc.)
Frankensteiner
Handspring Moonsault
Hanging Overhead Kick
Headscissors Takedown
Huzzah Kick (Running Face Wash)
Lightning Lock Alpha
Lightning Lock Beta
Luna Lock (Leg Trap Triangle Hold)
Openhand Slap
Pumphandle Drop
Psycho Sault (Angled Moonsault)
Psycho Star Press (Angled Shooting Star Press)
Running/Standing Big Boot
Running/Springboard Tornado DDT
Slingshot Elbow Drop
Slingshot Leg Drop
Snap DDT to a kneeling opponent
Superkick
Sample RP (Required):
NOTE: I'll add color in at a later time.
<>===<> The Divine Comedy Of Chris Dash <>===<>
<>==<> 2 <>==<>
<><>
So.....How did you get into it?
[Chris Dash's eyes popped open upon hearing the question Krash just asked: How exactly did he become a fan of My Little Pony, of all things. Though Krash beat him and therefore threw a kink in Chris' chances of becoming World Champion, Chris.....oddly didn't mind. Sure, Krash was in the Triple-Threat, but he was a brony like Chris. So, again, he didn't mind. Dash and Krash (Hey - I made a rhyme! Score!) had just found out that they were teaming up to take on both Cole Brigade and the World Champion himself, Alyster Black - With whoever getting the win for their team getting to actually pick the stipulation of the Triple Threat. In fact, the two were in Chris' own locker room in an attempt to discuss a gameplan, even if Chris nodded off during Krash's passionate rant over how Lost was the greatest show ever.]
<>KRASH<>
*blinks* Uh, dude, you gonna answer or are you just gonna keep staring? It's creeping me ou---
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Rainbow Danger Dash, of course, Brotha Krash! I do like the other characters, though Rarity is a give-or-take kinda character for me, but Rainbow Dash stood above the others!
<>KRASH<>
So, she's best pony for you, then?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Obviously, man! Why else would I be calling myself "Chris DASH"?
<>KRASH<>
*rubs chin* 'Cause your ladyfriend Mika took "Sparkle"?
[As if ripping the page straight out of Steve Storme's CGS playbook, Chris's face screws in confusion.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Chris....SPARKLE? You honestly think that moi would run around going "All hail CHRIS SPARKLE" like a loony?
<>KRASH<>
You..probably would.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
That's true. You got me there, Brotha Krash.....But serious, my gimmick ain't "mentally challenged Twilight fanboy", it's "Super-Ultra-Awesome High Priest Minister Thingamabob of the GLORIOUS awesomesauceness that is the Church of Faust!"
<>KRASH<>
"Awesomesauceness"....?
<>CHRIS KRASH<>
Yeah, so? It's like awesomesauce, but with, say, twenty percent more kick. Like, say, I walk into a brony convention and I see a life-sized plushed Rainbow Dash - complete with a giant plush cloud to go with it! Awesomesauceness!
[Eyes widening in glee at the thought of such epic epicness, Krash springs out of his chair and pumps his hand out in the air]
<>KRASH<>
AWESOMESAUCENESS!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Now you're getting it, Brotha Krash! Say.....
[Noticing Chris Dash rub his chin and whip on his thinking cap (figuratively speaking), Krash looks down at him.]
<>KRASH<>
Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
No, not that........Quick question for you.
<>KRASH<>
Hmm?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Who do you consider best pony?
<>KRASH<>
Best pony?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Best pony.
[Sitting back down, Krash runs his fingers through his hair as he ponders. Chris leans back in his own seat and crosses his legs as he clearly awaits his partner's answer.]
<>KRASH<>
*smiles* I'll go ahead and say Fluttershy! Just so cute and shy!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Fluttershy's awesome, not as awesome as Rainbow Dash, but still awesome! Hold on, dude, just wait a sec!
[Chris gets up off the chair and proceeds to start looking around for something, ignoring the glances of a confused Krash. Shrugging, Chris Dash picks up and folds his chair.]
<>KRASH<>
I'm kinda scared to ask what you're going to do with that chair...
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Kneel, friend.
[Gulping, Krash complies as he kneels down on one knee. Keeping a good grip on the chair, Chris slowly raises the chair over Krash.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
By the uber-sweet power invested in moi, your friendly neighborhood pastor of the Church of Faust...
[Chris taps Krash's left shoulder with the tip of the chair.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
I, Chris Dash; said pastor of said church; future APW World Heavyweight Champ, dub thou, Jake "Krash Test Dummy" Morrison--
<>KRASH<>
*looks up* That's not my---
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Brotha Krash, shut up. Anyhoo.....I, blah blah, hereby dub you....
[Taps Krash on his right shoulder with the chair.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
........FlutterKrash! Loyal disciple of the Church of Faust! Now RISE!
[Upon hearing his induction, Krash jumps up and nearly breaks poor Chris in half with a hug from hell as the overjoyed "FlutterKrash" swings him around, causing Chris to drop the chair in surprise.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
GAH!!!
<>KRASH<>
AWESOME!! THANK YOU!! FLUTTERKRASH IS AWESOME!! YOU'RE AWESOME!! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
You can start by LETTING ME THE EFF GO!
<>KRASH<>
Oh. Sorry, my bad.
[As Chris feels his feet touching the floor once more, he casually brushes himself off. Looking back towards the newly christained "FlutterKrash", Chris begins to speak.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
'Kay then, FlutterKrash, first rule of business: Whenever you attempt to kill someone by way of unconditional happiness, please please PPLLEEAASSEE warn them beforehand so they have a chance to run away! Got it?
<>KRASH<>
*hangs head* Yes, boss.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Now, with the knowledge that thou can be trusted with keeping up with the awesomeness that is--
<>KRASH<>
Awesomesauceness--
<>CHRIS DASH<>
--that is My Little Pony! You see, young disciple, there are those out there who do NOT believe in the power of friendship or harmony!
<>KRASH<>
*gasps* Oh no!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
There are those out there who think only girls should watch girl-targeted, Saturday morning cartoons!
<>KRASH<>
*gasps again* That's awful!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
There are those who believe that anyone who watches My Little Pony are sex-starved fruit-loops who dress in woman's clothing!
<>KRASH<>
*cups mouth* The fiends!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
And.....*pauses* There are those.....Who are stupid enough to think that Derpy Hooves is a blatant jab towards the disabled community!
<>KRASH<>
*shakes fist* Why those heartless bastards?!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Yes, yes, FlutterKrash, such a deranged brood exists on the world wide interwebz, tolling and crying! These people are known........as NIEIGH-SAYERS! Neigh-Sayers like the very same people we must do battle with!
<>KRASH<>
Even Alyster? I don't know, man....
<>CHRIS DASH<>
What does he think of My Little Pony?
<>KRASH<>
*sighs* Hates it with a burning passion.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Then yes! Even--no,no--ESPECIALLY Alyster! In fact, we gotta keep those goons as far away from the World Title as possible! Colegate Bridgade can't wrestle his way out of his bathroom, so we shall take him out with ease.
<>KRASH<>
But, what about Alyster? He's still the World Champion AND he just recently took down both Steve Storme and Cesar Pineda! There's the possibilty that HE gets to pick whatever stip he wants--
<>CHRIS DASH<>
But we won't let him, FlutterKrash! Remember, you and I also have as much a chance as he has! I'm not sure about you, but I have already decided what's gonna be my stipulation should I get the win for us!
<>KRASH<>
And that is.....?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
A three-man Round Robin tournament, my friend.
<>KRASH<>
That.......is actually a pretty cool idea; I might steal it.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Do so, and your ass is grass, amigo. Like I was saying, a tourney would be the LAST thing Alyster will be expecting! Sure, I could pick a Handicap Match pitting him against us, but that would led to inenvitable fraction, followed by infighting and slapfighting and whatnot. We gotta keep it simple.
<>KRASH<>
And a Round Robin might do this?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
*points finger* "Might?" I find your lack of faith disturbing. It freaking will, FlutterKrash! It gives us both an equal chance to take Alyster out of the World Title equation early! Yes, it could somehow magically end in a tie, but for example's sake, let's assume it ends with a clear-cut winner! You and I have more to prove here! We're fighting for bronies looking for someone to guide them to the promised land that is the Hub channel! That, and I GOTTA get Colegate to join me! I'd go insane if I can't make fun of him or his "Creature From The Black Lagoon"-ripoff that he's banging!
<>KRASH<>
Good point....BUT, I'm also gonna be your opponent. And I have a LOT more to prove than you do.
[Nodding, Chris pats his hand on Krash's shoulder.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
I know you've been in a funk. And with my help, you're gonna get out. Remember, only though friendship and harmony will you be successful here, FlutterKrash! You want the Title, I want the Title, and so on and so forth.....Which is why A) We can't let either Alyster or god forbid that GI Joe worshipping retard win, and B) We CAN NOT let Alyster keep the World Title after Pride. We can not let the Church down, Krash! Just think about it, brah. Just think about your priorites a bit.
[Letting Chris' words sink in a bit, Krash nods in understanding and leaves Chris' locker room. After seeing Krash leave, Chris sets up his chair again and casually sits in it, a smile forming on his face.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
I need to win. I need to win. Ah-freaking-men to that.
<>==<>FIN<>==<>
<>==<> 2 <>==<>
<><>
So.....How did you get into it?
[Chris Dash's eyes popped open upon hearing the question Krash just asked: How exactly did he become a fan of My Little Pony, of all things. Though Krash beat him and therefore threw a kink in Chris' chances of becoming World Champion, Chris.....oddly didn't mind. Sure, Krash was in the Triple-Threat, but he was a brony like Chris. So, again, he didn't mind. Dash and Krash (Hey - I made a rhyme! Score!) had just found out that they were teaming up to take on both Cole Brigade and the World Champion himself, Alyster Black - With whoever getting the win for their team getting to actually pick the stipulation of the Triple Threat. In fact, the two were in Chris' own locker room in an attempt to discuss a gameplan, even if Chris nodded off during Krash's passionate rant over how Lost was the greatest show ever.]
<>KRASH<>
*blinks* Uh, dude, you gonna answer or are you just gonna keep staring? It's creeping me ou---
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Rainbow Danger Dash, of course, Brotha Krash! I do like the other characters, though Rarity is a give-or-take kinda character for me, but Rainbow Dash stood above the others!
<>KRASH<>
So, she's best pony for you, then?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Obviously, man! Why else would I be calling myself "Chris DASH"?
<>KRASH<>
*rubs chin* 'Cause your ladyfriend Mika took "Sparkle"?
[As if ripping the page straight out of Steve Storme's CGS playbook, Chris's face screws in confusion.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Chris....SPARKLE? You honestly think that moi would run around going "All hail CHRIS SPARKLE" like a loony?
<>KRASH<>
You..probably would.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
That's true. You got me there, Brotha Krash.....But serious, my gimmick ain't "mentally challenged Twilight fanboy", it's "Super-Ultra-Awesome High Priest Minister Thingamabob of the GLORIOUS awesomesauceness that is the Church of Faust!"
<>KRASH<>
"Awesomesauceness"....?
<>CHRIS KRASH<>
Yeah, so? It's like awesomesauce, but with, say, twenty percent more kick. Like, say, I walk into a brony convention and I see a life-sized plushed Rainbow Dash - complete with a giant plush cloud to go with it! Awesomesauceness!
[Eyes widening in glee at the thought of such epic epicness, Krash springs out of his chair and pumps his hand out in the air]
<>KRASH<>
AWESOMESAUCENESS!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Now you're getting it, Brotha Krash! Say.....
[Noticing Chris Dash rub his chin and whip on his thinking cap (figuratively speaking), Krash looks down at him.]
<>KRASH<>
Whatever it is, I didn't do it!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
No, not that........Quick question for you.
<>KRASH<>
Hmm?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Who do you consider best pony?
<>KRASH<>
Best pony?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Best pony.
[Sitting back down, Krash runs his fingers through his hair as he ponders. Chris leans back in his own seat and crosses his legs as he clearly awaits his partner's answer.]
<>KRASH<>
*smiles* I'll go ahead and say Fluttershy! Just so cute and shy!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Fluttershy's awesome, not as awesome as Rainbow Dash, but still awesome! Hold on, dude, just wait a sec!
[Chris gets up off the chair and proceeds to start looking around for something, ignoring the glances of a confused Krash. Shrugging, Chris Dash picks up and folds his chair.]
<>KRASH<>
I'm kinda scared to ask what you're going to do with that chair...
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Kneel, friend.
[Gulping, Krash complies as he kneels down on one knee. Keeping a good grip on the chair, Chris slowly raises the chair over Krash.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
By the uber-sweet power invested in moi, your friendly neighborhood pastor of the Church of Faust...
[Chris taps Krash's left shoulder with the tip of the chair.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
I, Chris Dash; said pastor of said church; future APW World Heavyweight Champ, dub thou, Jake "Krash Test Dummy" Morrison--
<>KRASH<>
*looks up* That's not my---
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Brotha Krash, shut up. Anyhoo.....I, blah blah, hereby dub you....
[Taps Krash on his right shoulder with the chair.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
........FlutterKrash! Loyal disciple of the Church of Faust! Now RISE!
[Upon hearing his induction, Krash jumps up and nearly breaks poor Chris in half with a hug from hell as the overjoyed "FlutterKrash" swings him around, causing Chris to drop the chair in surprise.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
GAH!!!
<>KRASH<>
AWESOME!! THANK YOU!! FLUTTERKRASH IS AWESOME!! YOU'RE AWESOME!! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
You can start by LETTING ME THE EFF GO!
<>KRASH<>
Oh. Sorry, my bad.
[As Chris feels his feet touching the floor once more, he casually brushes himself off. Looking back towards the newly christained "FlutterKrash", Chris begins to speak.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
'Kay then, FlutterKrash, first rule of business: Whenever you attempt to kill someone by way of unconditional happiness, please please PPLLEEAASSEE warn them beforehand so they have a chance to run away! Got it?
<>KRASH<>
*hangs head* Yes, boss.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Now, with the knowledge that thou can be trusted with keeping up with the awesomeness that is--
<>KRASH<>
Awesomesauceness--
<>CHRIS DASH<>
--that is My Little Pony! You see, young disciple, there are those out there who do NOT believe in the power of friendship or harmony!
<>KRASH<>
*gasps* Oh no!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
There are those out there who think only girls should watch girl-targeted, Saturday morning cartoons!
<>KRASH<>
*gasps again* That's awful!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
There are those who believe that anyone who watches My Little Pony are sex-starved fruit-loops who dress in woman's clothing!
<>KRASH<>
*cups mouth* The fiends!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
And.....*pauses* There are those.....Who are stupid enough to think that Derpy Hooves is a blatant jab towards the disabled community!
<>KRASH<>
*shakes fist* Why those heartless bastards?!
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Yes, yes, FlutterKrash, such a deranged brood exists on the world wide interwebz, tolling and crying! These people are known........as NIEIGH-SAYERS! Neigh-Sayers like the very same people we must do battle with!
<>KRASH<>
Even Alyster? I don't know, man....
<>CHRIS DASH<>
What does he think of My Little Pony?
<>KRASH<>
*sighs* Hates it with a burning passion.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Then yes! Even--no,no--ESPECIALLY Alyster! In fact, we gotta keep those goons as far away from the World Title as possible! Colegate Bridgade can't wrestle his way out of his bathroom, so we shall take him out with ease.
<>KRASH<>
But, what about Alyster? He's still the World Champion AND he just recently took down both Steve Storme and Cesar Pineda! There's the possibilty that HE gets to pick whatever stip he wants--
<>CHRIS DASH<>
But we won't let him, FlutterKrash! Remember, you and I also have as much a chance as he has! I'm not sure about you, but I have already decided what's gonna be my stipulation should I get the win for us!
<>KRASH<>
And that is.....?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
A three-man Round Robin tournament, my friend.
<>KRASH<>
That.......is actually a pretty cool idea; I might steal it.
<>CHRIS DASH<>
Do so, and your ass is grass, amigo. Like I was saying, a tourney would be the LAST thing Alyster will be expecting! Sure, I could pick a Handicap Match pitting him against us, but that would led to inenvitable fraction, followed by infighting and slapfighting and whatnot. We gotta keep it simple.
<>KRASH<>
And a Round Robin might do this?
<>CHRIS DASH<>
*points finger* "Might?" I find your lack of faith disturbing. It freaking will, FlutterKrash! It gives us both an equal chance to take Alyster out of the World Title equation early! Yes, it could somehow magically end in a tie, but for example's sake, let's assume it ends with a clear-cut winner! You and I have more to prove here! We're fighting for bronies looking for someone to guide them to the promised land that is the Hub channel! That, and I GOTTA get Colegate to join me! I'd go insane if I can't make fun of him or his "Creature From The Black Lagoon"-ripoff that he's banging!
<>KRASH<>
Good point....BUT, I'm also gonna be your opponent. And I have a LOT more to prove than you do.
[Nodding, Chris pats his hand on Krash's shoulder.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
I know you've been in a funk. And with my help, you're gonna get out. Remember, only though friendship and harmony will you be successful here, FlutterKrash! You want the Title, I want the Title, and so on and so forth.....Which is why A) We can't let either Alyster or god forbid that GI Joe worshipping retard win, and B) We CAN NOT let Alyster keep the World Title after Pride. We can not let the Church down, Krash! Just think about it, brah. Just think about your priorites a bit.
[Letting Chris' words sink in a bit, Krash nods in understanding and leaves Chris' locker room. After seeing Krash leave, Chris sets up his chair again and casually sits in it, a smile forming on his face.]
<>CHRIS DASH<>
I need to win. I need to win. Ah-freaking-men to that.
<>==<>FIN<>==<>