Post by Reyna Carter on Apr 17, 2013 16:26:17 GMT -5
"The perks of being better than your competition. It's a known fact that I am more talented and certainly more fabulous. My star is only getting brighter by the day, yet people like Hano Eiyu, Lexi Reiyne and Danielle Lopez want to get in the way of that. Like they have a problem with how I display my confidence. Um, hello, but in order to be a success, you have to have confidence in yourself. I may come off as an arrogant ass...but if anybody were worthy enough to spend a day in my shoes...can you really blame me here? I know I would wish I was that awesome if I were looking from the outside. I have everything to be a success. The glitz, the glamor, but more importantly than that, I have the in-ring ability and I am a dangerous force inside that squared circle.
Just look at what I have been doing so far in my career. Yeah, I suffered some setbacks. It happens, but I have made a lasting impression on the bloody fools who run this place. I am the fastest rising star this company has and I started my career right here. No previous wrestling background whatsoever, and so far, I have done damn good for myself. Being the first United States...no, European-Canadian Champion in the history of Pride Wrestling. I am standing at eight wins and four losses in my career. That's way better than most who debut. And I have killed the career of Chris Marks, beaten Aurora Rose, defeated both Hano Eiyu and Brian Stryker whom both for some reason, have a shot at the Broadcast Championship. No matter, Smith Jones will take both of them out with ease...and I also got the better of Danielle Lopez this past Rapture, a PCW Hall of Famer who is loved by all the bloody moronic fans.
For those who still want to doubt me after all I have done so far. Piss off, but I will continue to prove to each and every critic out there, that I am the alpha female of Premium Championship Wrestling. Sure you can attempt to challenge that theory but everybody knows it's a fact and there's not a thing any person can do about it."
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The scene opens up to backstage at the third episode of Pride Wrestling, the official developmental federation of Premium Championship Wrestling. This is after the third match of the night where Angelina Williams beat Hano Eiyu, and her and I beat not only Hano, but we used the Ugly Stick against Lexi Reiyne and we stood tall while the crowd booed us to hell. It's chaos all around as some members backstage run around frantically like chickens with their heads cut off. Through it all, I walk backstage, still in my ring gear while the PW European-Canadian Championship sits comfortably on my shoulder. But I am not alone. On my right is my bestie and manager extraordinaire Kelly Hampton who has my plastic wand in her hand. While on my left, is my new friend and ally, one of the most dominant and destructive women's wrestlers around, "The Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, who is carrying the Ugly Stick we beat Lexi with. We observe the chaos and the three of us roll our eyes as we start watching what's going on.
Reyna Carter: Ugh! Look at these bloody fools. They don't know which way is up.
Angelina Williams: That's because they have no clue how to do things. There's literally no redeeming qualities about any of them.
Kelly Hampton: Are you surprised though?
Angelina Williams: Not one bit.
Reyna Carter: They are a bunch of simpletons.
Kelly Hampton: Simpletons that need the ugly beaten out of them.
Reyna Carter: Wow. I'm impressed Kel. Usually you're the one trying to get me to see the good in people, but for the past four days, you've done a complete 180.
Kelly Hampton: Reyna. You were right all along. People sicken me and I realized that being nice just is not going to get you anywhere. With managing superior talent like you and Angelina...I have to be a mean, ruthless bitch to get the job done.
Angelina Williams: Throughout my career, I have broken bitch after bitch who has stood in my way. I'm not afraid to bend the rules and women like us always get what we want.
Kelly Hampton: You and Reyna gave me the inspiration needed to wise up and I finally understand everything. Well minus breaking bitches part as I am no wrestler.
Reyna Carter: You're not...but you are a great manager. Most glamorous manager I know.
Kelly Hampton: Thank you.
Reyna Carter: And Angelina is the most dominant female I have ever seen. Her track record of breaking inferior talent is second to none. I managed to watch an old episode of PWW when it came on the television and she put a number out on that Alexis Landry girl.
Angelina Williams: Although she wised up...she still deserved to be taken out. And I would do it again without any hesitation.
Reyna Carter: Not to mention. You look fabulous. You have a sense of fashion and you have a superiority complex. I like that a lot. You have the intangibles of a person who really is that damn good.
Angelina Williams: I know how great I am. I say it to myself everybody. Filth like Lexi Reiyne are beneath me.
Kelly Hampton: Did you see how pale she looked? Disgusting.
Reyna Carter: She needs to get a makeover...and QUICK, before her already bad looks deteriorates even more.
Angelina Williams: There's just no hope left for that girl. She's history, finished.
Reyna Carter: Just like Faceless Hano Eiyu.
Kelly Hampton: I still want to know how ugly he looks under that thing.
Angelina Williams: I can give you a brief summary. If you thought Carrot Top was ugly...Hano is worse.
Kelly Hampton: Ewww. Now I want to puke. That image is going to give me nightmares.
Angelina Williams: We sooo need to beat him with the Ugly Stick next.
Reyna Carter: Oh we will. Trust me. Beat the ugly off of him and then some. Whatever Smith Jones leaves us, we'll beat the rest out of that masked coward.
Angelina Williams: What about the Hamster?
Kelly Hampton: El Hamster the Great or Brian Stryker?
Reyna Carter: There's no difference in the two. I said on Bushido that there is a connection there and I will find out when I beat him, unmask him and take the Gaijin Championship, which I will rename it the HCW Glamorous Championship where only glamorous looking people are allowed opportunities to challenge me.
Kelly Hampton: Oh my god. That's brilliant because you will be champion forever.
Reyna Carter: Precisely. Of course you and Angelina will get opportunities as you two are glamorous.
Angelina Williams: We certainly are.
Reyna Carter: My feet are starting to hurt...
I see a Pride Wrestling backstage person and grab that person by the shirt and place her against the wall.
Reyna Carter: Where the bloody hell are our throne's located at?
Backstage person: They're...they're in the interview section.
I frown briefly before I let the woman go, only for Angelina to start beating her with the Ugly Stick. Kelly pulls out a brown paper bag and once Angelina is done beating the woman with the ugly stick, she raises her in a seated position as I am handed the paper bag and place it over the woman's head. Angelina and I pose with the woman with the bag over her head and Kelly pulls out her iPhone. Angelina and I smile as Kelly takes the picture before she puts her phone away. We get up and look down and smiles come across our face.
Reyna Carter: That woman was ugly anyways. Good work, Angelina.
Angelina Williams: Likewise to you, Reyna.
The three of us begin to walk away. We eventually reach the interview section and there are our golden thrones. Angelina and I sit together on one while Kelly sits on the one beside us. I have my European-Canadian Championship in my lap as I cross my legs while Angelina is holding the Ugly Stick and Kelly holds the wand in hers. We each look at the camera and begin to speak.
Reyna Carter: Hello ugly people.
I say with a smile on my face as I laugh a little bit as well before continuing on.
Reyna Carter: I know, I know. It's been a rough few days for you. You haven't gotten your dosage of England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export. I know you want to see me twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred sixty five days a year. But unlike you disgusting people, I actually have a life and I have very important things to do. Like, I'm the European-Canadian Champion of Pride Wrestling. The most prestigious championship around, and I have to make the title and this company look good...despite PCW itself doing a horrible job of not maintaining itself.
But since my victory over the hamster. Things have been really good. Besides being the champion everybody SHOULD look up to, I also have gained some new friends. People I know I can trust. People who are talented and have the drive to succeed like I do. More importantly than that, they are people who live, eat, breathe and sleep being glamorous. They know what it's like to look fabulous all day, everyday because beautiful people like us are always on the clock. Isn't that right?
Angelina Williams: That's right. In case you simpletons have misplaced this in your tiny little brains. Reyna, myself and our manager Kelly Hampton, are known as Mi Pi Sexy. It's not a gimmick and it's certainly not a phrase...it's actually real, unlike all of these so-called PCW stars who think they're real but they're really not. A lot of fakes like Hano Eiyu and especially Lexi Reiyne. Why I was even friends with her, I have no clue.
Kelly Hampton: Hun. We all have those people we wish we weren't associated with. Whether it's besties, boyfriends or whatever. There are very few people who are completely real...and Reyna and I are the real deal.
Reyna Carter: That's right, Kel. Speaking of real. On this past edition of Rapture, I made sure Danielle Lopez remember that I am a real threat to anybody in this company. I don't care whether you're "higher" on the card or whether you're beneath me like everybody else is...I can contend with anybody there is, and do it fairly too. Despite me being on the wrong end of referee bias and having idiots like Hano Eiyu interfere in my matches, at least PCW hasn't fucked me out of gaining traction up the card. I would hate to know where the hell I would end up in other places. Matter of fact, I cringe at that thought but I don't have to worry about that.
Back to Danielle. How did it feel to experience Inferiority when I beat you down with the chair, hit you with the Inferiority Complex and stole your one hundred thousand dollars? I bet you're feeling really shitty, huh? Well I would too if I were in your place, but then again I'm not a simple minded idiot like you and all of your little fans who probably haven't bothered cleaning up after themselves. Of course, lifetime slobs don't exactly do such a thing. They are and always will be a pile of filth which is very fitting because we are in a place that promotes such crap anyways. I'll tell you how I felt doing all of that to you. It was not only another day at the office for such a great individual like myself, but I poked the "big dog" and beat her like I stole something. Oh wait...I did steal something. In fact, it's still in my possession. Do you want to see it? I know you do. Kelly, briefcase hun.
Kelly hands me the briefcase filled with money.
Reyna Carter: This is where your money resides. It's been there since you won the match, Danielle. I found it highly insulting that you were going to simply GIVE the money to all the morons in your hometown. Like they need any bloody handouts. They already suck off on the government's teet anyways, not like they need anything else. Simply GIVING them anything just enables these idiots to expect everything to be handed to them. I know I would be making them earn my money. Of course, I'm above working those nine to five jobs and the common idiot is not on the level of Mi Pi Sexy. Isn't that right girls?
Angelina/Kelly: That's right.
Reyna Carter: Danielle, throughout your entire career, you have basically been handed victory after victory without much of a challenge and you just went on your way to face the next simple opponent. You have the record of forty wins, four losses and one draw to prove your dominance. I know the history, I'm not a bloody moron like the PCW universe. I research my shit and I make sure I get the facts right.
And the fact is, Danielle, lightning does not strike twice. You were lucky to get that win over me a month ago. Damn lucky and you and your has been of a BFF were just fortunate to get one over me despite being by myself at that time, but I proved that I could get you when you had your guard down and I'm going to get you again on the big stage. How? It could range from anything, maybe even slapping your mother in the face and hit her with Inferiority Complex or A Bitch's Welcome if I really felt like it. I can do anything to break you and you know that's the truth.
The time is ticking for you, sweetie. You've had your run as the dominant female around here but that's coming to a screeching hault as I will be avenging my loss and turning that into a victory for Pride Wrestling's European-Canadian Champion. Beating you will be my stepping stone towards more greatness and I already am pretty bloody good. I just hope for your sake, you can do something worthwhile to try and match me, but we know that's not going to happen. Just don't be mad when you fall to Royalty. Mi Pi Sexy is better than Team Lethality and you will come to really accept that. See you at the big dance, loser.
Angelina Williams: And PCW, Pride Wrestling, HCW, wrestling world in general. Mi Pi Sexy WILL rid you all of the ugly inferior people that's wasting our precious air.
Kelly Hampton: Cleansing the wrestling world one ugly person at a time is what we do.
Reyna Carter: That's right...and there's nothing anybody can do to stop us.
The three of us look into the camera with arrogance and conceitedness as I hold the PW European-Canadian Championship while Angelina and Kelly point the Ugly Stick and the Wand at the camera before it fades out.
Just look at what I have been doing so far in my career. Yeah, I suffered some setbacks. It happens, but I have made a lasting impression on the bloody fools who run this place. I am the fastest rising star this company has and I started my career right here. No previous wrestling background whatsoever, and so far, I have done damn good for myself. Being the first United States...no, European-Canadian Champion in the history of Pride Wrestling. I am standing at eight wins and four losses in my career. That's way better than most who debut. And I have killed the career of Chris Marks, beaten Aurora Rose, defeated both Hano Eiyu and Brian Stryker whom both for some reason, have a shot at the Broadcast Championship. No matter, Smith Jones will take both of them out with ease...and I also got the better of Danielle Lopez this past Rapture, a PCW Hall of Famer who is loved by all the bloody moronic fans.
For those who still want to doubt me after all I have done so far. Piss off, but I will continue to prove to each and every critic out there, that I am the alpha female of Premium Championship Wrestling. Sure you can attempt to challenge that theory but everybody knows it's a fact and there's not a thing any person can do about it."
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The scene opens up to backstage at the third episode of Pride Wrestling, the official developmental federation of Premium Championship Wrestling. This is after the third match of the night where Angelina Williams beat Hano Eiyu, and her and I beat not only Hano, but we used the Ugly Stick against Lexi Reiyne and we stood tall while the crowd booed us to hell. It's chaos all around as some members backstage run around frantically like chickens with their heads cut off. Through it all, I walk backstage, still in my ring gear while the PW European-Canadian Championship sits comfortably on my shoulder. But I am not alone. On my right is my bestie and manager extraordinaire Kelly Hampton who has my plastic wand in her hand. While on my left, is my new friend and ally, one of the most dominant and destructive women's wrestlers around, "The Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, who is carrying the Ugly Stick we beat Lexi with. We observe the chaos and the three of us roll our eyes as we start watching what's going on.
Reyna Carter: Ugh! Look at these bloody fools. They don't know which way is up.
Angelina Williams: That's because they have no clue how to do things. There's literally no redeeming qualities about any of them.
Kelly Hampton: Are you surprised though?
Angelina Williams: Not one bit.
Reyna Carter: They are a bunch of simpletons.
Kelly Hampton: Simpletons that need the ugly beaten out of them.
Reyna Carter: Wow. I'm impressed Kel. Usually you're the one trying to get me to see the good in people, but for the past four days, you've done a complete 180.
Kelly Hampton: Reyna. You were right all along. People sicken me and I realized that being nice just is not going to get you anywhere. With managing superior talent like you and Angelina...I have to be a mean, ruthless bitch to get the job done.
Angelina Williams: Throughout my career, I have broken bitch after bitch who has stood in my way. I'm not afraid to bend the rules and women like us always get what we want.
Kelly Hampton: You and Reyna gave me the inspiration needed to wise up and I finally understand everything. Well minus breaking bitches part as I am no wrestler.
Reyna Carter: You're not...but you are a great manager. Most glamorous manager I know.
Kelly Hampton: Thank you.
Reyna Carter: And Angelina is the most dominant female I have ever seen. Her track record of breaking inferior talent is second to none. I managed to watch an old episode of PWW when it came on the television and she put a number out on that Alexis Landry girl.
Angelina Williams: Although she wised up...she still deserved to be taken out. And I would do it again without any hesitation.
Reyna Carter: Not to mention. You look fabulous. You have a sense of fashion and you have a superiority complex. I like that a lot. You have the intangibles of a person who really is that damn good.
Angelina Williams: I know how great I am. I say it to myself everybody. Filth like Lexi Reiyne are beneath me.
Kelly Hampton: Did you see how pale she looked? Disgusting.
Reyna Carter: She needs to get a makeover...and QUICK, before her already bad looks deteriorates even more.
Angelina Williams: There's just no hope left for that girl. She's history, finished.
Reyna Carter: Just like Faceless Hano Eiyu.
Kelly Hampton: I still want to know how ugly he looks under that thing.
Angelina Williams: I can give you a brief summary. If you thought Carrot Top was ugly...Hano is worse.
Kelly Hampton: Ewww. Now I want to puke. That image is going to give me nightmares.
Angelina Williams: We sooo need to beat him with the Ugly Stick next.
Reyna Carter: Oh we will. Trust me. Beat the ugly off of him and then some. Whatever Smith Jones leaves us, we'll beat the rest out of that masked coward.
Angelina Williams: What about the Hamster?
Kelly Hampton: El Hamster the Great or Brian Stryker?
Reyna Carter: There's no difference in the two. I said on Bushido that there is a connection there and I will find out when I beat him, unmask him and take the Gaijin Championship, which I will rename it the HCW Glamorous Championship where only glamorous looking people are allowed opportunities to challenge me.
Kelly Hampton: Oh my god. That's brilliant because you will be champion forever.
Reyna Carter: Precisely. Of course you and Angelina will get opportunities as you two are glamorous.
Angelina Williams: We certainly are.
Reyna Carter: My feet are starting to hurt...
I see a Pride Wrestling backstage person and grab that person by the shirt and place her against the wall.
Reyna Carter: Where the bloody hell are our throne's located at?
Backstage person: They're...they're in the interview section.
I frown briefly before I let the woman go, only for Angelina to start beating her with the Ugly Stick. Kelly pulls out a brown paper bag and once Angelina is done beating the woman with the ugly stick, she raises her in a seated position as I am handed the paper bag and place it over the woman's head. Angelina and I pose with the woman with the bag over her head and Kelly pulls out her iPhone. Angelina and I smile as Kelly takes the picture before she puts her phone away. We get up and look down and smiles come across our face.
Reyna Carter: That woman was ugly anyways. Good work, Angelina.
Angelina Williams: Likewise to you, Reyna.
The three of us begin to walk away. We eventually reach the interview section and there are our golden thrones. Angelina and I sit together on one while Kelly sits on the one beside us. I have my European-Canadian Championship in my lap as I cross my legs while Angelina is holding the Ugly Stick and Kelly holds the wand in hers. We each look at the camera and begin to speak.
Reyna Carter: Hello ugly people.
I say with a smile on my face as I laugh a little bit as well before continuing on.
Reyna Carter: I know, I know. It's been a rough few days for you. You haven't gotten your dosage of England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export. I know you want to see me twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, three hundred sixty five days a year. But unlike you disgusting people, I actually have a life and I have very important things to do. Like, I'm the European-Canadian Champion of Pride Wrestling. The most prestigious championship around, and I have to make the title and this company look good...despite PCW itself doing a horrible job of not maintaining itself.
But since my victory over the hamster. Things have been really good. Besides being the champion everybody SHOULD look up to, I also have gained some new friends. People I know I can trust. People who are talented and have the drive to succeed like I do. More importantly than that, they are people who live, eat, breathe and sleep being glamorous. They know what it's like to look fabulous all day, everyday because beautiful people like us are always on the clock. Isn't that right?
Angelina Williams: That's right. In case you simpletons have misplaced this in your tiny little brains. Reyna, myself and our manager Kelly Hampton, are known as Mi Pi Sexy. It's not a gimmick and it's certainly not a phrase...it's actually real, unlike all of these so-called PCW stars who think they're real but they're really not. A lot of fakes like Hano Eiyu and especially Lexi Reiyne. Why I was even friends with her, I have no clue.
Kelly Hampton: Hun. We all have those people we wish we weren't associated with. Whether it's besties, boyfriends or whatever. There are very few people who are completely real...and Reyna and I are the real deal.
Reyna Carter: That's right, Kel. Speaking of real. On this past edition of Rapture, I made sure Danielle Lopez remember that I am a real threat to anybody in this company. I don't care whether you're "higher" on the card or whether you're beneath me like everybody else is...I can contend with anybody there is, and do it fairly too. Despite me being on the wrong end of referee bias and having idiots like Hano Eiyu interfere in my matches, at least PCW hasn't fucked me out of gaining traction up the card. I would hate to know where the hell I would end up in other places. Matter of fact, I cringe at that thought but I don't have to worry about that.
Back to Danielle. How did it feel to experience Inferiority when I beat you down with the chair, hit you with the Inferiority Complex and stole your one hundred thousand dollars? I bet you're feeling really shitty, huh? Well I would too if I were in your place, but then again I'm not a simple minded idiot like you and all of your little fans who probably haven't bothered cleaning up after themselves. Of course, lifetime slobs don't exactly do such a thing. They are and always will be a pile of filth which is very fitting because we are in a place that promotes such crap anyways. I'll tell you how I felt doing all of that to you. It was not only another day at the office for such a great individual like myself, but I poked the "big dog" and beat her like I stole something. Oh wait...I did steal something. In fact, it's still in my possession. Do you want to see it? I know you do. Kelly, briefcase hun.
Kelly hands me the briefcase filled with money.
Reyna Carter: This is where your money resides. It's been there since you won the match, Danielle. I found it highly insulting that you were going to simply GIVE the money to all the morons in your hometown. Like they need any bloody handouts. They already suck off on the government's teet anyways, not like they need anything else. Simply GIVING them anything just enables these idiots to expect everything to be handed to them. I know I would be making them earn my money. Of course, I'm above working those nine to five jobs and the common idiot is not on the level of Mi Pi Sexy. Isn't that right girls?
Angelina/Kelly: That's right.
Reyna Carter: Danielle, throughout your entire career, you have basically been handed victory after victory without much of a challenge and you just went on your way to face the next simple opponent. You have the record of forty wins, four losses and one draw to prove your dominance. I know the history, I'm not a bloody moron like the PCW universe. I research my shit and I make sure I get the facts right.
And the fact is, Danielle, lightning does not strike twice. You were lucky to get that win over me a month ago. Damn lucky and you and your has been of a BFF were just fortunate to get one over me despite being by myself at that time, but I proved that I could get you when you had your guard down and I'm going to get you again on the big stage. How? It could range from anything, maybe even slapping your mother in the face and hit her with Inferiority Complex or A Bitch's Welcome if I really felt like it. I can do anything to break you and you know that's the truth.
The time is ticking for you, sweetie. You've had your run as the dominant female around here but that's coming to a screeching hault as I will be avenging my loss and turning that into a victory for Pride Wrestling's European-Canadian Champion. Beating you will be my stepping stone towards more greatness and I already am pretty bloody good. I just hope for your sake, you can do something worthwhile to try and match me, but we know that's not going to happen. Just don't be mad when you fall to Royalty. Mi Pi Sexy is better than Team Lethality and you will come to really accept that. See you at the big dance, loser.
Angelina Williams: And PCW, Pride Wrestling, HCW, wrestling world in general. Mi Pi Sexy WILL rid you all of the ugly inferior people that's wasting our precious air.
Kelly Hampton: Cleansing the wrestling world one ugly person at a time is what we do.
Reyna Carter: That's right...and there's nothing anybody can do to stop us.
The three of us look into the camera with arrogance and conceitedness as I hold the PW European-Canadian Championship while Angelina and Kelly point the Ugly Stick and the Wand at the camera before it fades out.
