Post by DudeBehindAKeyboard on Apr 24, 2013 12:54:47 GMT -5
Scene One: Backstage after the April 13th edition of Saturday Night Rapture
The scene opens up backstage at Rapture, in the Team Lethality locker room, where Rachel Robinson is sitting in a chair, and her girlfriend Mariah Lopez is sitting in her lap. They both have concerned looks on their faces. Rachel looks at Mariah and begins speaking.
Rachel: Reaper took Bella to the EMT's office.
Mariah looks at Rachel.
Mariah: Do you think she is going to be okay?
Rachel: I don't know, babe. I hope so, but that golf club shot looked pretty nasty.
Mariah: True, but it was a accident.
Rachel: Definitely. Reaper was aiming for Jerry. He would never intentionally harm Bella, but he's going to blame himself for this. I'm sure he's extremely pissed about this too and the worst thing about it is the fact that Bella is one of the few people who can calm him down when he's angry.
Mariah: Danielle was able to calm him down when Jerry betrayed him.
Rachel: Yeah, but Bella wasn't exactly involved in that situation. When it comes to Bella. There's not really anyone who can calm him down.
Mariah: I'm sure Danielle could pull it off.
Mariah says with a smile.
Rachel: I hope so.
Suddenly. Rachel's cell phone begins ringing. She reaches into her pocket, pulls it out and answers it.
Rachel; Hello?
Reaper (sadly): Hey sis.
Reaper doesn't say anything else.
Rachel: Bro. You there?
Reaper: The EMTs couldn't help Bella.
Reaper pauses.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Reaper: The PCW doctor couldn't get her to wake up, so now we're in the back of a ambulance, and we're on the way to the hospital.
Rachel: Okay bro, We will meet you there.
Reaper: Alright. Later.
Rachel: Later, bro.
Rachel hangs up, puts her cell phone back in her pocket, and lets out a deep sigh.
Mariah: What's wrong, babe? What's going on?
Rachel: The PCW Dr couldn't get Bella to wake up, so her and Reaper are in an ambulance and on the way to the hospital.
Mariah: Alright. We should go get the others, and meet them there.
Rachel: I'm way ahead of you, babe.
Rachel and Mariah stand up, grab their bags and leave the locker room as the scene fades out
Scene Two: The Hospital Waiting Room (April 14th, 2013)
The scene opens back up in the waiting room of a hospital, where Rachel Robinson, Mariah Lopez, Laurie Young, Tom Pendergrass, TJ Parks, Crystal Alvarez, Aurora Rose, Alexis Knight, Desiree Miles, Kevin Styles, J.T. Banks, and Talia Skye are sitting in chairs with concerned looks on their faces. Suddenly, the leader of Team Lethality, Danielle Lopez and her husband and PCW General Manager, James Baker walks in the room with worried looks on their faces. Rachel looks up at Danielle, and begins speaking.
Rachel: Did you find out anything?
Danielle: Yes. I did. Apparently she is in a coma.
Mariah: Do they know when she will wake up?
Danielle frowns and shakes her head.
Danielle: They don't even know if she WILL wake up.
A surprised look crosses everyone's face.
Rachel: Damn. Was the shot from that golf club really that hard?
Danielle: Apparently it was.
Mariah: How is Reaper taking all of this?
Danielle: Not good. He lost it and started throwing things against the wall. I barely managed to calm him down, but I don't think he is calmed for good.
TJ: Well. Maybe this wouldn't have happened if he wasn't so reckless with his fucking golf club.
Tom cluffs TJ over the head.
Tom: Insensitive ass motherfu- That's your COUSIN IN LAW!!! Show some fuckin Sympathy!
TJ: Yeah and it's mostly my COUSINS fault she is in there!
Tom: And you saying that shit's gonna make him feel any better!?!
TJ: I don't give a shit about him feeling better! I'm stating a fact. SHE wouldn't be in a coma if HE wasn't so reckless with his ''favorite Weapon''!
Tom shove TJ up against a wall and cocks his fist back as if he were going to punch him.
Tom: SMARTASS LITTLE PRICK!!!
Laurie catches the punch, stopping him.
Laurie: ENOUGH! Look. Punching the shit out of this idiot won't solve anything.
Tom cuts her off.
Tom: No, but it will make me feel better.
Tom goes for another punch.
Danielle: Guys. Stop it! I've had about enough of this!
Tom lets TJ go.
Danielle: TJ. If you say one more disrespectful thing about Reaper. I will kick you out of Team Lethality. Understand?
TJ lets out a deep sigh.
TJ: Yes and I'm sorry.
Danielle: It's okay. Just try keeping your mouth shut before Tom beats the fucking shit out of you.
TJ: Okay.
TJ sits next to Rachel and she whacks him in the back of the head.
TJ: AGH!! What was that for!?
Rachel: Guess.
TJ lets out a sigh and ponders for a moment.
TJ: Because I was being a dick?
Rachel whacks TJ in the back of the head again.
TJ: AGH!!!
TJ rubs the back of his head.
TJ: Was that not the right answer!?
Rachel: Actually it was. That's why I hit you.
Rachel smirks.
TJ: What would you have done if I gave you the wrong answer?
Rachel whacks TJ in the back of the head a third time.
Rachel: The same thing. Because you deserve it.
Suddenly. Ryan ''the Reaper'' Robinson walks in the room with a extremely angry look on his face. He looks as if he wants to kill someone. Reaper walks past everyone, goes over to a part of the waiting room, where no one is, and sits down. Mariah looks at Rachel.
Mariah: I think you should go talk to him, babe.
Rachel: Good idea. Be right back.
Rachel kisses Mariah on the lips. She then stands up, walks over to where Reaper is, and sits in a chair next to him.
Rachel: What's up, bro?
Reaper: Pondering.
Rachel gives Reaper a confused look as she has never heard him use that word before.
Rachel: Pondering about what?
Reaper: Revenge.
Rachel: Revenge as in destroying Jerry, and taking his title from him?
The look of anger on Reaper's face turns into a twisted smile, and he lets out a sick and twisted chuckle.
Reaper: That's been my plan all along, sis! But now.. now there is more!
Rachel: More?
Reaper: Yes. More. I have another plan for revenge. Something much more personal than just destroying Jerry and taking his title from him.
Rachel (inner thoughts): No...
Rachel gave Reaper a concerned look. Wondering if he's actually going to do whatever he has in mind. She's not EXACTLY sure what it would be, but she has a few ideas, and whatever he plans on doing will NOT be good. Reaper once destroyed someone's thousand dollar car that they loved so much.
Rachel (nervously): W-What do you have in mind, bro?
Reaper stands up and walks over to the rest of Team Lethality. Rachel stands up, and follows him.
Reaper: I'm going to burn Jerry's church down.
Everyone gives Reaper a concerned look.
Danielle: Reaper. You don't want to do that. Trust me. That's going a bit too far.
Reaper: Yes, Danielle! I do want to do this and I am going to do this because this is how I do things sometimes!
Reaper walks out of the building and Danielle glares at him in disbelief before turning to everyone else. She then lets out a deep sigh.
Danielle: Alright! Mariah, Rachel, Laurie. Tom, TJ, Crystal. If Reaper is indeed going to go through with this. I want you all to go with him and make sure he don't get into trouble. Okay?
Mariah: We won't let you down, cousin.
Rachel: Sounds like a good idea to me.
Laurie: Lets do it.
Tom: I'm in, yo.
TJ: Meh. Okay. whatever. Lets go.
Rachel, Mariah, Laurie, Tom, TJ, and Crystal stand up and walk out of the hospital as Danielle watches them with a concerned look on her face and the scene fades to black.
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The scene opens back up in Mariah Lopez' apartment, in San Diego, California, where Rachel Robinson and Mariah Lopez are in Mariah's bed room, sitting on her bed. They look up at the camera, and Rachel begins speaking.
Rachel: At Battle Finale III. Mariah and I will be competing in a triple threat tag team tables, ladders, and chairs match for the PCW World Tag Team championship. For me. This is will be my first TLC match. For Mariah, this will be the first match she has ever competed in with no disqualifications, but that's okay. Because I'm no stranger to tables, ladders, and chairs, and Mariah quickly learned how to use a chair in Pride Wrestling back when it was called the Premium Academy. So I'm sure she will quickly learn how to use tables and ladders as well.
Mariah: Especially with you helping me, babe. We may have a disadvantage in this match due to me never being in any form of no disqualification type match. J.T. and Kevin have competed in a number of extreme matches and they have mostly came out on top. The Pac has supposedly been in more than one TLC match, so they're obviously no stranger to these matches, but I have been training with you, and you have been helping me get ready for the hardcore environment.
Rachel: And it seems to be a success so far. Clearly it won't be easy. Not one bit, but with the chemistry you and I have as a unit. I KNOW we can win this match. The Pac may be a GOOD team, but lets be completely honest here, they are a complete fucking a joke. They are a bunch of juvenile delinquents who think they can do whatever the fuck they want while also believing they're above helping sell this match. They go around selling t-shirts and stuff during Rapture. They go around selling shit to people claiming it belongs to a certain person when it actually isn't even something that person would own.
And don't even get me started on the commentary they did a while back. I mean. What the fuck was that? They completely took everyone's attention away from the fucking match. They had a pizza man come out to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song during a match. People don't watch PCW to see The Pac do ridiculously stupid shit. They watch PCW to see something great. What's that word this company associates itself with? I know it starts with a W. Oh wait, it's called WRESTLING. I hope The Pac actually prepare themselves for this match, but knowing them, they're probably going to waste their time doing something pointless, boring and pathetic instead, and yeah, I may have stated this on Rapture but I'm going to say it again. The best tag team they have beaten in PCW is Kai and Jay Thunder and they're not even a real tag team. Sure those two have defeated the Bull and Ape Alliance, the Glamorous/Vicious Combination, Dawn of the New Age, and the Ohio State Wrecking Crew as far as real teams go. But hey, not to sound cocky, but Mariah and I could defeat those teams too.
Mariah: Babe, those teams aren't exactly real teams either. They suck. They're the bottom barrel of the tag team division. We would beat those teams with relative ease. Without even breaking a sweat.
Rachel: Bingo! And we can beat The Pac too. Hell, Dante got pinned by Jenny Tuck one time. JENNY FUCKING TUCK for fucks sake! The absolute worst wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots and the most mind-blowing part of it all? That loss was CLEAN! It doesn't get much worse than that. Some people have the nerve to make fun of my brother for losing to Jimmy Gambino, but at least he has an understandable excuse for it. I mean Toxic did all of the work. Reaper was throwing Jimmy all over the ring, beating the fucking shit out of him until they got involved. It was actually Alexis Landry and a certain former member of Toxic who's name I wont mention out of respect to him, because I know he would like to forget he was ever a member of that stable. Dante has no excuse for losing clean to Jenny Fuck... I mean Tuck. Whatever the fuck her name is.
Mariah: I don't even remember her being in this company let alone being a wrestler. But before we move on, I want to get into something else that has been bugging me. Us being questioned as challengers for the titles. Are you kidding me here? You're questioning our worth as challengers for the titles? Well pinocchio dragon phantom, I can sure as hell say we're more worthy of being challengers than you two idiots are. I mean, we didn't lose to Order and Chaos at Wrestle Extravaganza III now did we? No, that was you two idiots yet you're getting an opportunity? How the hell does that work exactly? You probably got the title shots just so Terrell Ryder and James Baker would not be bored to death by your mundane boring bullshit. If I were in management, I'd probably do the same... or just rid the roster of you two altogether so we can have some entertainment in this company.
I see you two are against the LGBT community. We have homophobes in this company. And not just any old homophobes. Oh no, we have the generic kind. The idiots who would prefer to be negative Nancy's rather than embrace the differences of people. Wow, that's cute guys. Really cute. You call Rachel a poor choice of entertainment. Like you morons know what entertainment is. And for the love of all that is right with the world, don't bullshit everybody in believing you two give a shit about PCW and the great fans, because that's far from the truth. You know as well as I know that you could give a fucks less about the people and they could care less about you as well. As I recall on that November 10th night where you two lost... the fans were thrilled about Jay and Kai winning. I could even hear the chants of "Free at last. Thank God almighty, we are free at last" ring through at least half the arena, if not more. You know, that sort of thing.
And don't go thinking that the fans were the only ones who wanted it to end. Oh no, the people in the back were jumping for glee as well. You know, the same people who fall asleep during your so-called "charity" events you were doing when you came back and there are several people who did so. Just look at the ratings during the Saturday Night Rapture broadcasts. The show is generally in the 3.5 to 4.0 range, yet the only part of the show to reach below a three... are your segments. I mean seriously, below a three? Come on guys, I thought you were better than that. And you say I go on tangents? Yeah, says the morons who go on long winded promos that drags and bores people to death.
But enough of that topic though. Sure you two have your little accomplishments or whatever. Personally, I could care less what you've done outside of this place much like people don't really give a shit about what Rachel and I have done prior to PCW, but it's hurtful to say we are jealous of your success there, Dante, or Dark Demon, the name sucks either way, because we don't want to be jokes like you two. We don't want to run around with a retard looking midget who screams "Taco Pizza" or some form of garbage while being one of the worst things to ever appear in wrestling. No, we're going to be our own people. Those that people can be proud of. Right, babe?
Rachel: Damn right. We move on to our other opponents. Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, Da Xtreme Dynasty. Unlike those bastards from The Pac. We actually have a lot of respect for this team. Hell, we're actually friends with this team and this team isn't just GOOD. Good doesn't do justice for them. Kevin and J.T. are great. They are FUCKING AMAZING! I'll go as far as to say Da Xtreme Dynasty is the greatest tag team in the history of this company. They're that damn good. This is the team we REALLY have to defeat in this match. Like I said. The Pac may be a GOOD team, but Da Dynasty is the standard bearer of what a team in this company should emulate. They have done it all and it's clear as day that if we win this match, it will skyrocket our careers to unprecedented heights.
No team in this company past or present has dethroned them and tag teams such as Generation Next, WWI, DNA in their primes, Crunk N' Cide, Heather Monroe and her old sidekick Heather Mackenzie. They all have tried and ultimately failed and that list has some pretty damn good teams on it when looking back at old PCW broadcasts. They like Da Dynasty, helped make those titles prestigious. But being able to say that you beat the greatest of them all? That's something that's going to put us in a category all by ourselves while holding the titles they helped make famous.
Mariah: Oh yes. But the thing is I believe we WILL be able to say that. One can say it's arrogance, whatever you want to view it as. But as the underdogs, The Pac and Da Dynasty will learn that Rachel and I are not going to back down, but that we bite hard.
Rachel: That's right. I wouldn't underestimate us, but knowing a certain team in this match, that's far more likely to happen because they don't take anything seriously. The Pac don't even do research either. More likely because they don't know shit about technology but I digress. You can be under the assumption of this being a cake walk all you want. Hell, we expect that coming from a team of jackoffs like you two. That's like saying Syn will use the word Hn today. You know it's a part of his daily routine, and being arrogant pieces of shits who doesn't take anything seriously is what you two are all about.
Mariah: And that's going to be your downfall. You two and the REAL pinnacles of this tag team division, Da Xtreme Dynasty, will show up and we will have ourselves a war. No doubt about that. But the thing both of you teams will have to get through your egotistical little heads, is regardless of how we are looked at, Rachel and I are going to climb a fifteen foot tall ladder, pull those titles down and walk out of Battle Finale III as the NEW PCW World Tag Team Champions.
Rachel: It's not rocket science when you really think about it and for The Pac, thinking, caring and paying attention are difficult things for them to comprehend. And they say my brother is a retard? HA! What a joke. Saying The Pac is smart is like saying Jenny Tuck is a great wrestler. It's a damn lie either way you slice it.
Mariah: HA! That was good, babe. And as my cousin always says...
Rachel and Mariah (in unison): Welcome to the world of Lethality.
Rachel and Mariah stand up, and walk out of the room as the scene fades to black.
The scene opens up backstage at Rapture, in the Team Lethality locker room, where Rachel Robinson is sitting in a chair, and her girlfriend Mariah Lopez is sitting in her lap. They both have concerned looks on their faces. Rachel looks at Mariah and begins speaking.
Rachel: Reaper took Bella to the EMT's office.
Mariah looks at Rachel.
Mariah: Do you think she is going to be okay?
Rachel: I don't know, babe. I hope so, but that golf club shot looked pretty nasty.
Mariah: True, but it was a accident.
Rachel: Definitely. Reaper was aiming for Jerry. He would never intentionally harm Bella, but he's going to blame himself for this. I'm sure he's extremely pissed about this too and the worst thing about it is the fact that Bella is one of the few people who can calm him down when he's angry.
Mariah: Danielle was able to calm him down when Jerry betrayed him.
Rachel: Yeah, but Bella wasn't exactly involved in that situation. When it comes to Bella. There's not really anyone who can calm him down.
Mariah: I'm sure Danielle could pull it off.
Mariah says with a smile.
Rachel: I hope so.
Suddenly. Rachel's cell phone begins ringing. She reaches into her pocket, pulls it out and answers it.
Rachel; Hello?
Reaper (sadly): Hey sis.
Reaper doesn't say anything else.
Rachel: Bro. You there?
Reaper: The EMTs couldn't help Bella.
Reaper pauses.
Rachel: What do you mean?
Reaper: The PCW doctor couldn't get her to wake up, so now we're in the back of a ambulance, and we're on the way to the hospital.
Rachel: Okay bro, We will meet you there.
Reaper: Alright. Later.
Rachel: Later, bro.
Rachel hangs up, puts her cell phone back in her pocket, and lets out a deep sigh.
Mariah: What's wrong, babe? What's going on?
Rachel: The PCW Dr couldn't get Bella to wake up, so her and Reaper are in an ambulance and on the way to the hospital.
Mariah: Alright. We should go get the others, and meet them there.
Rachel: I'm way ahead of you, babe.
Rachel and Mariah stand up, grab their bags and leave the locker room as the scene fades out
Scene Two: The Hospital Waiting Room (April 14th, 2013)
The scene opens back up in the waiting room of a hospital, where Rachel Robinson, Mariah Lopez, Laurie Young, Tom Pendergrass, TJ Parks, Crystal Alvarez, Aurora Rose, Alexis Knight, Desiree Miles, Kevin Styles, J.T. Banks, and Talia Skye are sitting in chairs with concerned looks on their faces. Suddenly, the leader of Team Lethality, Danielle Lopez and her husband and PCW General Manager, James Baker walks in the room with worried looks on their faces. Rachel looks up at Danielle, and begins speaking.
Rachel: Did you find out anything?
Danielle: Yes. I did. Apparently she is in a coma.
Mariah: Do they know when she will wake up?
Danielle frowns and shakes her head.
Danielle: They don't even know if she WILL wake up.
A surprised look crosses everyone's face.
Rachel: Damn. Was the shot from that golf club really that hard?
Danielle: Apparently it was.
Mariah: How is Reaper taking all of this?
Danielle: Not good. He lost it and started throwing things against the wall. I barely managed to calm him down, but I don't think he is calmed for good.
TJ: Well. Maybe this wouldn't have happened if he wasn't so reckless with his fucking golf club.
Tom cluffs TJ over the head.
Tom: Insensitive ass motherfu- That's your COUSIN IN LAW!!! Show some fuckin Sympathy!
TJ: Yeah and it's mostly my COUSINS fault she is in there!
Tom: And you saying that shit's gonna make him feel any better!?!
TJ: I don't give a shit about him feeling better! I'm stating a fact. SHE wouldn't be in a coma if HE wasn't so reckless with his ''favorite Weapon''!
Tom shove TJ up against a wall and cocks his fist back as if he were going to punch him.
Tom: SMARTASS LITTLE PRICK!!!
Laurie catches the punch, stopping him.
Laurie: ENOUGH! Look. Punching the shit out of this idiot won't solve anything.
Tom cuts her off.
Tom: No, but it will make me feel better.
Tom goes for another punch.
Danielle: Guys. Stop it! I've had about enough of this!
Tom lets TJ go.
Danielle: TJ. If you say one more disrespectful thing about Reaper. I will kick you out of Team Lethality. Understand?
TJ lets out a deep sigh.
TJ: Yes and I'm sorry.
Danielle: It's okay. Just try keeping your mouth shut before Tom beats the fucking shit out of you.
TJ: Okay.
TJ sits next to Rachel and she whacks him in the back of the head.
TJ: AGH!! What was that for!?
Rachel: Guess.
TJ lets out a sigh and ponders for a moment.
TJ: Because I was being a dick?
Rachel whacks TJ in the back of the head again.
TJ: AGH!!!
TJ rubs the back of his head.
TJ: Was that not the right answer!?
Rachel: Actually it was. That's why I hit you.
Rachel smirks.
TJ: What would you have done if I gave you the wrong answer?
Rachel whacks TJ in the back of the head a third time.
Rachel: The same thing. Because you deserve it.
Suddenly. Ryan ''the Reaper'' Robinson walks in the room with a extremely angry look on his face. He looks as if he wants to kill someone. Reaper walks past everyone, goes over to a part of the waiting room, where no one is, and sits down. Mariah looks at Rachel.
Mariah: I think you should go talk to him, babe.
Rachel: Good idea. Be right back.
Rachel kisses Mariah on the lips. She then stands up, walks over to where Reaper is, and sits in a chair next to him.
Rachel: What's up, bro?
Reaper: Pondering.
Rachel gives Reaper a confused look as she has never heard him use that word before.
Rachel: Pondering about what?
Reaper: Revenge.
Rachel: Revenge as in destroying Jerry, and taking his title from him?
The look of anger on Reaper's face turns into a twisted smile, and he lets out a sick and twisted chuckle.
Reaper: That's been my plan all along, sis! But now.. now there is more!
Rachel: More?
Reaper: Yes. More. I have another plan for revenge. Something much more personal than just destroying Jerry and taking his title from him.
Rachel (inner thoughts): No...
Rachel gave Reaper a concerned look. Wondering if he's actually going to do whatever he has in mind. She's not EXACTLY sure what it would be, but she has a few ideas, and whatever he plans on doing will NOT be good. Reaper once destroyed someone's thousand dollar car that they loved so much.
Rachel (nervously): W-What do you have in mind, bro?
Reaper stands up and walks over to the rest of Team Lethality. Rachel stands up, and follows him.
Reaper: I'm going to burn Jerry's church down.
Everyone gives Reaper a concerned look.
Danielle: Reaper. You don't want to do that. Trust me. That's going a bit too far.
Reaper: Yes, Danielle! I do want to do this and I am going to do this because this is how I do things sometimes!
Reaper walks out of the building and Danielle glares at him in disbelief before turning to everyone else. She then lets out a deep sigh.
Danielle: Alright! Mariah, Rachel, Laurie. Tom, TJ, Crystal. If Reaper is indeed going to go through with this. I want you all to go with him and make sure he don't get into trouble. Okay?
Mariah: We won't let you down, cousin.
Rachel: Sounds like a good idea to me.
Laurie: Lets do it.
Tom: I'm in, yo.
TJ: Meh. Okay. whatever. Lets go.
Rachel, Mariah, Laurie, Tom, TJ, and Crystal stand up and walk out of the hospital as Danielle watches them with a concerned look on her face and the scene fades to black.
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The scene opens back up in Mariah Lopez' apartment, in San Diego, California, where Rachel Robinson and Mariah Lopez are in Mariah's bed room, sitting on her bed. They look up at the camera, and Rachel begins speaking.
Rachel: At Battle Finale III. Mariah and I will be competing in a triple threat tag team tables, ladders, and chairs match for the PCW World Tag Team championship. For me. This is will be my first TLC match. For Mariah, this will be the first match she has ever competed in with no disqualifications, but that's okay. Because I'm no stranger to tables, ladders, and chairs, and Mariah quickly learned how to use a chair in Pride Wrestling back when it was called the Premium Academy. So I'm sure she will quickly learn how to use tables and ladders as well.
Mariah: Especially with you helping me, babe. We may have a disadvantage in this match due to me never being in any form of no disqualification type match. J.T. and Kevin have competed in a number of extreme matches and they have mostly came out on top. The Pac has supposedly been in more than one TLC match, so they're obviously no stranger to these matches, but I have been training with you, and you have been helping me get ready for the hardcore environment.
Rachel: And it seems to be a success so far. Clearly it won't be easy. Not one bit, but with the chemistry you and I have as a unit. I KNOW we can win this match. The Pac may be a GOOD team, but lets be completely honest here, they are a complete fucking a joke. They are a bunch of juvenile delinquents who think they can do whatever the fuck they want while also believing they're above helping sell this match. They go around selling t-shirts and stuff during Rapture. They go around selling shit to people claiming it belongs to a certain person when it actually isn't even something that person would own.
And don't even get me started on the commentary they did a while back. I mean. What the fuck was that? They completely took everyone's attention away from the fucking match. They had a pizza man come out to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song during a match. People don't watch PCW to see The Pac do ridiculously stupid shit. They watch PCW to see something great. What's that word this company associates itself with? I know it starts with a W. Oh wait, it's called WRESTLING. I hope The Pac actually prepare themselves for this match, but knowing them, they're probably going to waste their time doing something pointless, boring and pathetic instead, and yeah, I may have stated this on Rapture but I'm going to say it again. The best tag team they have beaten in PCW is Kai and Jay Thunder and they're not even a real tag team. Sure those two have defeated the Bull and Ape Alliance, the Glamorous/Vicious Combination, Dawn of the New Age, and the Ohio State Wrecking Crew as far as real teams go. But hey, not to sound cocky, but Mariah and I could defeat those teams too.
Mariah: Babe, those teams aren't exactly real teams either. They suck. They're the bottom barrel of the tag team division. We would beat those teams with relative ease. Without even breaking a sweat.
Rachel: Bingo! And we can beat The Pac too. Hell, Dante got pinned by Jenny Tuck one time. JENNY FUCKING TUCK for fucks sake! The absolute worst wrestler to ever lace up a pair of boots and the most mind-blowing part of it all? That loss was CLEAN! It doesn't get much worse than that. Some people have the nerve to make fun of my brother for losing to Jimmy Gambino, but at least he has an understandable excuse for it. I mean Toxic did all of the work. Reaper was throwing Jimmy all over the ring, beating the fucking shit out of him until they got involved. It was actually Alexis Landry and a certain former member of Toxic who's name I wont mention out of respect to him, because I know he would like to forget he was ever a member of that stable. Dante has no excuse for losing clean to Jenny Fuck... I mean Tuck. Whatever the fuck her name is.
Mariah: I don't even remember her being in this company let alone being a wrestler. But before we move on, I want to get into something else that has been bugging me. Us being questioned as challengers for the titles. Are you kidding me here? You're questioning our worth as challengers for the titles? Well pinocchio dragon phantom, I can sure as hell say we're more worthy of being challengers than you two idiots are. I mean, we didn't lose to Order and Chaos at Wrestle Extravaganza III now did we? No, that was you two idiots yet you're getting an opportunity? How the hell does that work exactly? You probably got the title shots just so Terrell Ryder and James Baker would not be bored to death by your mundane boring bullshit. If I were in management, I'd probably do the same... or just rid the roster of you two altogether so we can have some entertainment in this company.
I see you two are against the LGBT community. We have homophobes in this company. And not just any old homophobes. Oh no, we have the generic kind. The idiots who would prefer to be negative Nancy's rather than embrace the differences of people. Wow, that's cute guys. Really cute. You call Rachel a poor choice of entertainment. Like you morons know what entertainment is. And for the love of all that is right with the world, don't bullshit everybody in believing you two give a shit about PCW and the great fans, because that's far from the truth. You know as well as I know that you could give a fucks less about the people and they could care less about you as well. As I recall on that November 10th night where you two lost... the fans were thrilled about Jay and Kai winning. I could even hear the chants of "Free at last. Thank God almighty, we are free at last" ring through at least half the arena, if not more. You know, that sort of thing.
And don't go thinking that the fans were the only ones who wanted it to end. Oh no, the people in the back were jumping for glee as well. You know, the same people who fall asleep during your so-called "charity" events you were doing when you came back and there are several people who did so. Just look at the ratings during the Saturday Night Rapture broadcasts. The show is generally in the 3.5 to 4.0 range, yet the only part of the show to reach below a three... are your segments. I mean seriously, below a three? Come on guys, I thought you were better than that. And you say I go on tangents? Yeah, says the morons who go on long winded promos that drags and bores people to death.
But enough of that topic though. Sure you two have your little accomplishments or whatever. Personally, I could care less what you've done outside of this place much like people don't really give a shit about what Rachel and I have done prior to PCW, but it's hurtful to say we are jealous of your success there, Dante, or Dark Demon, the name sucks either way, because we don't want to be jokes like you two. We don't want to run around with a retard looking midget who screams "Taco Pizza" or some form of garbage while being one of the worst things to ever appear in wrestling. No, we're going to be our own people. Those that people can be proud of. Right, babe?
Rachel: Damn right. We move on to our other opponents. Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, Da Xtreme Dynasty. Unlike those bastards from The Pac. We actually have a lot of respect for this team. Hell, we're actually friends with this team and this team isn't just GOOD. Good doesn't do justice for them. Kevin and J.T. are great. They are FUCKING AMAZING! I'll go as far as to say Da Xtreme Dynasty is the greatest tag team in the history of this company. They're that damn good. This is the team we REALLY have to defeat in this match. Like I said. The Pac may be a GOOD team, but Da Dynasty is the standard bearer of what a team in this company should emulate. They have done it all and it's clear as day that if we win this match, it will skyrocket our careers to unprecedented heights.
No team in this company past or present has dethroned them and tag teams such as Generation Next, WWI, DNA in their primes, Crunk N' Cide, Heather Monroe and her old sidekick Heather Mackenzie. They all have tried and ultimately failed and that list has some pretty damn good teams on it when looking back at old PCW broadcasts. They like Da Dynasty, helped make those titles prestigious. But being able to say that you beat the greatest of them all? That's something that's going to put us in a category all by ourselves while holding the titles they helped make famous.
Mariah: Oh yes. But the thing is I believe we WILL be able to say that. One can say it's arrogance, whatever you want to view it as. But as the underdogs, The Pac and Da Dynasty will learn that Rachel and I are not going to back down, but that we bite hard.
Rachel: That's right. I wouldn't underestimate us, but knowing a certain team in this match, that's far more likely to happen because they don't take anything seriously. The Pac don't even do research either. More likely because they don't know shit about technology but I digress. You can be under the assumption of this being a cake walk all you want. Hell, we expect that coming from a team of jackoffs like you two. That's like saying Syn will use the word Hn today. You know it's a part of his daily routine, and being arrogant pieces of shits who doesn't take anything seriously is what you two are all about.
Mariah: And that's going to be your downfall. You two and the REAL pinnacles of this tag team division, Da Xtreme Dynasty, will show up and we will have ourselves a war. No doubt about that. But the thing both of you teams will have to get through your egotistical little heads, is regardless of how we are looked at, Rachel and I are going to climb a fifteen foot tall ladder, pull those titles down and walk out of Battle Finale III as the NEW PCW World Tag Team Champions.
Rachel: It's not rocket science when you really think about it and for The Pac, thinking, caring and paying attention are difficult things for them to comprehend. And they say my brother is a retard? HA! What a joke. Saying The Pac is smart is like saying Jenny Tuck is a great wrestler. It's a damn lie either way you slice it.
Mariah: HA! That was good, babe. And as my cousin always says...
Rachel and Mariah (in unison): Welcome to the world of Lethality.
Rachel and Mariah stand up, and walk out of the room as the scene fades to black.
