Post by Reyna Carter on May 30, 2013 12:56:54 GMT -5
The scene opens up to beautiful Toronto, Ontario, Canada. We are inside of a big home where Reyna Carter sits in her signature golden throne with the PW European-Canadian Championship in her lap, a wand in her right hand and a tiara on her head while wearing the new Mi Pi Sexy t-shirt only sold on PCWshop.com, ripped up designer jeans and black stiletto heels. To say life was good for Reyna was an understatement. Everyday for her feels like it's great, because she's rich, she's beautiful and she is Pride Wrestling's European-Canadian Champion. However something has been off for her. She hasn't won a PCW televised match since she beat Brian Stryker on the April 13th, 2013 edition of Saturday Night Rapture. That's nearly two months. Since beating the now current Broadcast Champion, she has lost to Danielle Lopez and Brytain Montgomery, both who are getting title shots at the big pay-per-view, Slamathon IV. In a way, she felt like she was just being used as a springboard which is clearly not her goal when it comes to professional wrestling. Reyna continues to sit on that throne and she starts to speak.
Reyna Carter: Being left off Rapture really hurt. No talents like William Steele and Kyle Sync got on the show, but England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export was left off? REALLY?!
Reyna has the frustration in her tone of voice. She wasn't pleased about being left off the card last round and can you really blame her? She feels she worked hard enough to always be on every week.
Reyna Carter: It's a damn disgrace is what it is. Rapture had a lot of filler yet I couldn't get a spot on the card. Bloody ridiculous. At least PCW has smartened up and given me a match on this card. During the process of being left off the card, I admit, I thought about packing my bags and go home and never come back, but what would that do? What good would that be with what Mi Pi Sexy has done here? Angelina, Kelly, Derek and I are shaping this company up into our image. We are eliminating all of the ugly people and we are changing the game. And it's not just PCW and Pride either, we have began that process in HCW as well. The Gaijin Title will soon become the Glamorous Championship and once I get my rightful shot at the Broadcast Championship and win it by beating Brian Stryker AGAIN...I will rechristen that championship as the PCW Beautiful People Championship. Damn that sounds good right about now.
Reyna says with a smirk on her face, but that changes quickly as she thinks of something else and it brings her expression to more focus. She crosses her legs and sets the wand down beside her before speaking directly into the camera.
Reyna Carter: On another note. I have a hard time understanding people these days. I really do because what I see from the ignoramuses are idiots who want a hand out. The same idiots who want to steal the bloody farm from those who own it. I know what you people are thinking. "Oh Reyna, you're a spoiled little bitch, why in the hell would YOU of all people speak about this subject?" Well if you dumbass people would stop speculating, I could get to my point. People love to leach off others. That's been the big thing for pretty much ever now, and it's very much prevalent in this cesspool of a country called America. All the poor people think they deserve to have money handed to them by the wealthy because they're "poor" and they're "down on their luck". Aw boo hoo. You idiots did it to yourselves by living way beyond your means. While me on the otherhand, I live well within my means. I'm bloody rich. I have all the money in the world and no way in hell would I give any of it it to you simpletons because you don't deserve it and you didn't earn it. Not to mention you're not as good as I am.
Reyna looks around the room, gets up out of her seat and walks around. She pours herself a glass of some bourbon whisky before putting some ice into the glass. She takes a drink of it before speaking again.
Reyna Carter: Yes idiots, I drink. Get over it.
Reyna pours herself another glass before taking a sip of it. She grabs her European-Canadian Championship from her throne and slings it over her shoulder.
Reyna Carter: I drink because it alleviates the stress of dealing with a bunch of morons. Other than Mi Pi Sexy, the rest of the world is filled with a bunch of bloody idiots and I hate dealing with that. I truly do because they are huge complications in life. On the bright side, I will just as easily step over them and head to the greatness I am destined to go to. Look at my history in Pride Wrestling. It speaks for itself. I am the European-Canadian Champion and I will remain so for a long time to come, and I have made waves on the main roster, even if I lost a match, I still got my name out there and fucking tried, unlike a lot of people you see in the business.
Reyna says with assurance in her voice.
Reyna Carter: Which leads me to Mya Denton. Now I have faced similar opponents like this before. Those who try their best yet cannot buy a win to save their lives. It's the same song and dance for a lot of people. And for those very people, it's a long ways down to a downward spiral that they cannot get out of. Mya Denton, unfortunately for you, you just happen to be one of those people who cannot get out of that loss column if it hit you in the face. I have the perfect comparison when it comes to you. You are the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs haven't won anything since 1908 and year after year, they lose and their games often end up in disappointment.
But despite their losing, they are highly popular in the North Side of Chicago and their games have great attendance. In your situation, you're popular with the simple minded idiots yet you lose most of your matches. You are a lovable loser which to me doesn't make sense at all because losers shouldn't be loved at all. They should be hated. Then again, when you look at the fans, they are complete losers so perhaps they can identify themselves with somebody like you. Ugh.
Reyna looks into the camera and chuckles to herself.
Reyna Carter: In all seriousness. You have to start wondering whether you're life as a human pin cushion is really worth it. Is what you're currently doing and who you're associating yourself with, really a benefit to your career in this industry? You have to ask yourself those questions because by doing the simplest of researches, you haven't exactly done anything since associating yourself with your current allies. As a matter of fact, your win-loss record has turned for the worst because believe it or not, at one time in Premium Championship Wrestling, you were a rising star and you would have likely had a shot at one of the championships in this place, but that just never happened. And you are the only one to blame for that because you control your own destiny.
Suddenly a light bulb goes off in Reyna's head and she smiles before continuing.
Reyna Carter: However, there is an option to turn your luck around, and it is a very good one might I add. There are a lot of groups in PCW. A lot of "cliques" if you will. You have the Disciples and Team Lethality being the top two in this company, but one they love to forget about is Mi Pi Sexy. An up and coming group full of talented stars. You have me, England and Glamorous Export of course. But you also have the baddest bitch on the block in Angelina Williams, you have the smart and calculating Kelly Hampton who takes care of us and you have the fashion consultant Derek Saunders.
Why exactly am I rattling off the members of the group? It's simple but easy to understand. Despite kind of running you down a little bit and being a mean mean bitch according to the simple-minded fools, I am a woman of compassion and I have a caring bone in my body. We at Mi Pi Sexy can help you get back on your feet and prosper going forward. We see potential in you to be one of the glamorous looking people in this company. Isn't that right girls?
Angelina Williams and Kelly Hampton walk up wearing short skirts and Mi Pi Sexy shirts over them.
Kelly Hampton: That's right. We can help mold you into who you want to be. Somebody who will not take any shit from any person. They say we are cold people and there is truth to that, but we also know what we're doing.
Angelina Williams: We do. I am indeed a bad bitch and I like breaking bitches as well, but Mya, we can teach you to find the mean person inside of you and express it. You can break sooo many bitches and leave them directly in their tracks if you come to our side. We really want you.
Angelina and Kelly take a step back and Reyna steps forward.
Reyna Carter: Kelly and Angelina know what it's like to have your cake and eat it too. They look absolutely flawless while having the brains and the ability to kick ass. Mya, joining Mi Pi Sexy is something you will not regret. I will say it would be the best move of your career. We do hope that you accept our offer...
Reyna pauses for a brief moment before continuing.
Reyna Carter: But know that if you don't. Well we will just have to make you join us. We're not the people who takes no for an answer. We will do what we have to do to get you on our side... even if it means beating the ugly out of you.
Angelina/Kelly: Join us!
Reyna Carter: We expect an answer soon. Otherwise, see you at Rapture, sweetie.
Reyna, Angelina and Kelly blow kisses to the camera before walking away.
Reyna Carter: Being left off Rapture really hurt. No talents like William Steele and Kyle Sync got on the show, but England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export was left off? REALLY?!
Reyna has the frustration in her tone of voice. She wasn't pleased about being left off the card last round and can you really blame her? She feels she worked hard enough to always be on every week.
Reyna Carter: It's a damn disgrace is what it is. Rapture had a lot of filler yet I couldn't get a spot on the card. Bloody ridiculous. At least PCW has smartened up and given me a match on this card. During the process of being left off the card, I admit, I thought about packing my bags and go home and never come back, but what would that do? What good would that be with what Mi Pi Sexy has done here? Angelina, Kelly, Derek and I are shaping this company up into our image. We are eliminating all of the ugly people and we are changing the game. And it's not just PCW and Pride either, we have began that process in HCW as well. The Gaijin Title will soon become the Glamorous Championship and once I get my rightful shot at the Broadcast Championship and win it by beating Brian Stryker AGAIN...I will rechristen that championship as the PCW Beautiful People Championship. Damn that sounds good right about now.
Reyna says with a smirk on her face, but that changes quickly as she thinks of something else and it brings her expression to more focus. She crosses her legs and sets the wand down beside her before speaking directly into the camera.
Reyna Carter: On another note. I have a hard time understanding people these days. I really do because what I see from the ignoramuses are idiots who want a hand out. The same idiots who want to steal the bloody farm from those who own it. I know what you people are thinking. "Oh Reyna, you're a spoiled little bitch, why in the hell would YOU of all people speak about this subject?" Well if you dumbass people would stop speculating, I could get to my point. People love to leach off others. That's been the big thing for pretty much ever now, and it's very much prevalent in this cesspool of a country called America. All the poor people think they deserve to have money handed to them by the wealthy because they're "poor" and they're "down on their luck". Aw boo hoo. You idiots did it to yourselves by living way beyond your means. While me on the otherhand, I live well within my means. I'm bloody rich. I have all the money in the world and no way in hell would I give any of it it to you simpletons because you don't deserve it and you didn't earn it. Not to mention you're not as good as I am.
Reyna looks around the room, gets up out of her seat and walks around. She pours herself a glass of some bourbon whisky before putting some ice into the glass. She takes a drink of it before speaking again.
Reyna Carter: Yes idiots, I drink. Get over it.
Reyna pours herself another glass before taking a sip of it. She grabs her European-Canadian Championship from her throne and slings it over her shoulder.
Reyna Carter: I drink because it alleviates the stress of dealing with a bunch of morons. Other than Mi Pi Sexy, the rest of the world is filled with a bunch of bloody idiots and I hate dealing with that. I truly do because they are huge complications in life. On the bright side, I will just as easily step over them and head to the greatness I am destined to go to. Look at my history in Pride Wrestling. It speaks for itself. I am the European-Canadian Champion and I will remain so for a long time to come, and I have made waves on the main roster, even if I lost a match, I still got my name out there and fucking tried, unlike a lot of people you see in the business.
Reyna says with assurance in her voice.
Reyna Carter: Which leads me to Mya Denton. Now I have faced similar opponents like this before. Those who try their best yet cannot buy a win to save their lives. It's the same song and dance for a lot of people. And for those very people, it's a long ways down to a downward spiral that they cannot get out of. Mya Denton, unfortunately for you, you just happen to be one of those people who cannot get out of that loss column if it hit you in the face. I have the perfect comparison when it comes to you. You are the Chicago Cubs. The Cubs haven't won anything since 1908 and year after year, they lose and their games often end up in disappointment.
But despite their losing, they are highly popular in the North Side of Chicago and their games have great attendance. In your situation, you're popular with the simple minded idiots yet you lose most of your matches. You are a lovable loser which to me doesn't make sense at all because losers shouldn't be loved at all. They should be hated. Then again, when you look at the fans, they are complete losers so perhaps they can identify themselves with somebody like you. Ugh.
Reyna looks into the camera and chuckles to herself.
Reyna Carter: In all seriousness. You have to start wondering whether you're life as a human pin cushion is really worth it. Is what you're currently doing and who you're associating yourself with, really a benefit to your career in this industry? You have to ask yourself those questions because by doing the simplest of researches, you haven't exactly done anything since associating yourself with your current allies. As a matter of fact, your win-loss record has turned for the worst because believe it or not, at one time in Premium Championship Wrestling, you were a rising star and you would have likely had a shot at one of the championships in this place, but that just never happened. And you are the only one to blame for that because you control your own destiny.
Suddenly a light bulb goes off in Reyna's head and she smiles before continuing.
Reyna Carter: However, there is an option to turn your luck around, and it is a very good one might I add. There are a lot of groups in PCW. A lot of "cliques" if you will. You have the Disciples and Team Lethality being the top two in this company, but one they love to forget about is Mi Pi Sexy. An up and coming group full of talented stars. You have me, England and Glamorous Export of course. But you also have the baddest bitch on the block in Angelina Williams, you have the smart and calculating Kelly Hampton who takes care of us and you have the fashion consultant Derek Saunders.
Why exactly am I rattling off the members of the group? It's simple but easy to understand. Despite kind of running you down a little bit and being a mean mean bitch according to the simple-minded fools, I am a woman of compassion and I have a caring bone in my body. We at Mi Pi Sexy can help you get back on your feet and prosper going forward. We see potential in you to be one of the glamorous looking people in this company. Isn't that right girls?
Angelina Williams and Kelly Hampton walk up wearing short skirts and Mi Pi Sexy shirts over them.
Kelly Hampton: That's right. We can help mold you into who you want to be. Somebody who will not take any shit from any person. They say we are cold people and there is truth to that, but we also know what we're doing.
Angelina Williams: We do. I am indeed a bad bitch and I like breaking bitches as well, but Mya, we can teach you to find the mean person inside of you and express it. You can break sooo many bitches and leave them directly in their tracks if you come to our side. We really want you.
Angelina and Kelly take a step back and Reyna steps forward.
Reyna Carter: Kelly and Angelina know what it's like to have your cake and eat it too. They look absolutely flawless while having the brains and the ability to kick ass. Mya, joining Mi Pi Sexy is something you will not regret. I will say it would be the best move of your career. We do hope that you accept our offer...
Reyna pauses for a brief moment before continuing.
Reyna Carter: But know that if you don't. Well we will just have to make you join us. We're not the people who takes no for an answer. We will do what we have to do to get you on our side... even if it means beating the ugly out of you.
Angelina/Kelly: Join us!
Reyna Carter: We expect an answer soon. Otherwise, see you at Rapture, sweetie.
Reyna, Angelina and Kelly blow kisses to the camera before walking away.