Post by stryker on Jun 5, 2013 1:43:15 GMT -5
The scene is Brian Stryker's apartment. A-Con and B-Soup are busy playing rock band, when Nate Rellington comes barreling into the room.
Nate: Where is he?
A-Con: Where's who?
Nate: Stryker! He hasn't been answering my calls all morning! I know he's here.
B-Soup: Check the bedroom.
Nate marches to the door leading to Brian's room. He practically kicks the door in and barges in. Suddenly a trio of screams are heard as Nate has walked in on Brian Stryker and Nate's sister Rachael in bed together. Brian is shirtless as Nate's sister is wearing one of Brian's shirt.
Nate: What the hell is this?!
Stryker: Us sleeping? What does it look like?
Nate: You two "sleeping" together.
Stryker: Trust me. There wasn't much sleeping. We were UP ALL NIGHT!
A-Con and B-Sup can be heard laughing from the living rooms.
Nate: Well either way. Get you ass out of bed and get dressed. You have to start filming that superstar spotlight.
Brian groaned as Rachael got out of the bed and left to get some coffee, leaving Brian alone.
Stryker: Okay so last week was a dumb move for me on twitter. I ran my mouth and got banned from my match against Sjin. So I kept my nose clean for now and focused on getting to Rapture to face my opponent this week. This week it's the "Flawless" Wallace. Yeah this guy is as flawless as the stuff I leave in the toilet bowel every morning after my coffee. Also my match is right after my Slammathon opponent, Brytain's match. So she'll have the chance to see how a true competitor competes but that's for another promo.
Wally, you have alot of guts saying you're gonna beat me. The truth is, I'm unstoppable now. I have run rough shot over my opponents for the past several months. This evolution of me has been the best thing in my life since I learned that Mcdonald's was bringing the McRib back. The God of War is such a fitting name for me. I am truly a bringer of destruction. The carnage left in my path is a beautiful sight. The suffering I endured was something that lasted for far to long.
A few weeks ago before Battle Finale, I talked about getting past the mountain in my career and traversing the uncharted territory that laid beyond it. The sights of this new world for me have been nothing more then pure euphoria. The feeling i have had has been the utmost best. It's a feeling I'm sure you will never have. Because to get here, you have to beat the man. And this man is never gonna be beaten again.
So say your prayers and eat your vitamins Wally. Cause it's gonna take every godly intervention in the universe for you to have a shot at beating me. And when I beat you, I'll make sure the suffering and pain you have is short as I drive your skull into the mat and pin you right in the center 1...2...3. You'll lay there staring at the lights wondering what just hit you and why it happen. It happened because you made the mistake of stepping into the ring with the monster himself. And you'll never want to do it again. The nightmares you will suffer will bring you to insomnia as your world crumbles. Sleep tight my sad victim. It will all be over soon. See you at Rapture.
Stryker clicks his tongue and winks and he gets out of bed, the lasting shot being of his bare ass as he walks into the bathroom.
Nate: Where is he?
A-Con: Where's who?
Nate: Stryker! He hasn't been answering my calls all morning! I know he's here.
B-Soup: Check the bedroom.
Nate marches to the door leading to Brian's room. He practically kicks the door in and barges in. Suddenly a trio of screams are heard as Nate has walked in on Brian Stryker and Nate's sister Rachael in bed together. Brian is shirtless as Nate's sister is wearing one of Brian's shirt.
Nate: What the hell is this?!
Stryker: Us sleeping? What does it look like?
Nate: You two "sleeping" together.
Stryker: Trust me. There wasn't much sleeping. We were UP ALL NIGHT!
A-Con and B-Sup can be heard laughing from the living rooms.
Nate: Well either way. Get you ass out of bed and get dressed. You have to start filming that superstar spotlight.
Brian groaned as Rachael got out of the bed and left to get some coffee, leaving Brian alone.
Stryker: Okay so last week was a dumb move for me on twitter. I ran my mouth and got banned from my match against Sjin. So I kept my nose clean for now and focused on getting to Rapture to face my opponent this week. This week it's the "Flawless" Wallace. Yeah this guy is as flawless as the stuff I leave in the toilet bowel every morning after my coffee. Also my match is right after my Slammathon opponent, Brytain's match. So she'll have the chance to see how a true competitor competes but that's for another promo.
Wally, you have alot of guts saying you're gonna beat me. The truth is, I'm unstoppable now. I have run rough shot over my opponents for the past several months. This evolution of me has been the best thing in my life since I learned that Mcdonald's was bringing the McRib back. The God of War is such a fitting name for me. I am truly a bringer of destruction. The carnage left in my path is a beautiful sight. The suffering I endured was something that lasted for far to long.
A few weeks ago before Battle Finale, I talked about getting past the mountain in my career and traversing the uncharted territory that laid beyond it. The sights of this new world for me have been nothing more then pure euphoria. The feeling i have had has been the utmost best. It's a feeling I'm sure you will never have. Because to get here, you have to beat the man. And this man is never gonna be beaten again.
So say your prayers and eat your vitamins Wally. Cause it's gonna take every godly intervention in the universe for you to have a shot at beating me. And when I beat you, I'll make sure the suffering and pain you have is short as I drive your skull into the mat and pin you right in the center 1...2...3. You'll lay there staring at the lights wondering what just hit you and why it happen. It happened because you made the mistake of stepping into the ring with the monster himself. And you'll never want to do it again. The nightmares you will suffer will bring you to insomnia as your world crumbles. Sleep tight my sad victim. It will all be over soon. See you at Rapture.
Stryker clicks his tongue and winks and he gets out of bed, the lasting shot being of his bare ass as he walks into the bathroom.