Post by Wallace on Jun 18, 2013 16:08:40 GMT -5
The scene opens in a nightclub in Los Angeles, exactly one night after Wallace’s win over Brian Stryker. PCW’s own Monica Garcia enters the club and begins searching for Wallace through the crowd hoping to get an interview.
MG: I know he’s in here somewhere.
She spots a group of about fifteen girls crowded around someone. She can’t tell exactly who it is, but she knows it has to be him.
MG: Bingo!
She rushes over to the crowd, and pushes her way through to the center where she is finally in front of Wallace who is telling the story of how he beat PCW’s Broadcast Champion in his second match. All the girls are hypnotized by his amazing storytelling skills.
Wallace: So then he goes to hit me with his finisher, it was all over…BUT WAIT! “Flawless” Wallace of course isn’t going down that easily. I reverse it and hit him with the Flawlesser and pin him, and it’s all over.
Random Blonde: That is so cool…What’s the Flawlesser?
Wallace: That’s my finishing move babe, try to keep up.
Wallace spots Monica.
Wallace: And who might you be?
MG: Oh, I’m Monica Garcia, I-
Wallace: Monica, huh? Well, I am very pleased to meet you Monica.
Wallace grabs her hand and kisses it. Monica tries not to blush.
MG: Well, uh, I was hoping to get you alone and-
Wallace: Done! I have a VIP room right there in the back.
He grabs by the arm and pulls her to a quiet room in the back. Its Wallace’s VIP section, he paid to have closed off for special moments such as these. He guides her to a booth in a corner. Monica sits first, and then Wallace sits right next to her so that their legs are touching.
Wallace: I think we’re alone now.
He proceeds to put his hand on her inner thigh, but she quickly pushes him away.
MG: Look Wallace, I’m Monica Garcia-
Wallace: Yeah, yeah, you told me that already, now let’s have some fun.
He tries to make an advance, but yet again Monica pushes him back.
MG: I work for PCW, I do the interviews.
Wallace: And you’re trying to sleep with a wrestler? Shame on you Monica; I refuse to help you with your corruption.
MG: I’m not trying to do anything with you.
Wallace: Then why were you trying to get me alone. Come on Monica, you’re a terrible liar.
MG: I’ve been trying to do an interview with you.
Wallace realizes that she really was trying to interview him. He stares blankly at her for a few seconds, trying to think of what to say.
Wallace: Of course you were, let’s gets started.
He pulls a cigar out of his jacket pocket.
Wallace: Cigar?
MG: No, thanks.
He lights it up as Monica turns to face the camera begins the interview.
MG: Good evening PCW fans, I’m here with up-and-comer “Flawless” Wallace.
She turns to Wallace
MG: Wallace you are coming off your second win in the PCW, and this time it was against the Broadcast Champion, Brian Stryker. How happy are you?
He blows the smoke out into the air.
Wallace: I'm not.
MG: Really, why not?
Wallace: Why would I be?
MG: You beat a champion, Wallace, on your second match here in the PCW. That’s pretty big.
Wallace: Under normal circumstances it would be. But you see Monica, Brian is a weak champion, and he proved that to the world last night. And come Slamathon he is going to lose his title to a girl. A fucking girl!
MG: Brytain Montgomery is a legit competitor, Wallace.
Wallace: She’s a female; she should be off painting her nails or shopping for shoes or something. I’m just saying, if I were champion, I would be offended having to defend my title against a girl. Only people like Curtis Wilkes have difficulty fighting a female. I am a man, and I need a challenge.
MG: Speaking of challenges, you are in a four way match on Slamathon. What are your thoughts on your three opponents?
Wallace: Monica, before I answer that, let me ask you a question.
MG: (confused) Okay.
Wallace: What do my opponents at Slamathon have in common?
MG: I don’t know.
Wallace: They are all losers, Monica, all three of them.
MG: That’s kind of harsh.
Wallace: The truth hurts sometimes. Let’s take a look at them. Dante Daevain lost last night. SJ Funk returned to PCW last night and lost. The dude is just past his prime. Tell me I’m wrong.
MG: Well, they did both lose last night, that part is true, but what about Viktor Orlov? You didn’t mention him.
Wallace: I don’t know who the hell he is. It’s hard to trash talk someone you know nothing about.
MG: Well, he’s the winner of the third Scars of Wrestling Cup.
Wallace thinks for a second.
Wallace: Nah, not worried about him.
MG: How can you be so confident?
Wallace: I’m going to be humble for a second, Monica. I’m going to be in a four way match. What makes this match difficult is that, I don’t have to lose, to lose the match. Do you understand what I’m saying?
MG: Yes.
Wallace: Because of this, I’ve taken out a sort of “insurance policy” for this match.
MG: Now you’ve lost me.
Wallace: Good, because it’s a surprise. I’m going to win the Scars of Wrestling Cup at Slamathon, and I’ve made sure of this. You just have to trust me on this Monica.
MG: Well, that’s good enough for now.
Monica turns to the camera.
MG: There you have it folks, you can catch Wallace in action in the Scars of Wrestling Cup four way match at Slamathon on Pay-Per-View. Goodnight.
She turns back to Wallace who has now scooted right up on her again.
Wallace: I think I deserve a kiss for that interview, what do you say?
MG: You sure do.
Monica kisses Wallace on the cheek, then stands up and leaves. Wallace shrugs his shoulders.
Wallace: Good enough.
An unknown person walks into the VIP room to join Wallace. Their face cannot be seen.
Unknown: You didn’t tell her anything did you?
Wallace: Don’t worry; the world is going to be shocked.
Scene end.
Last rapture I faced Brian Stryker, PCW’s Broadcast Champion. What I expected was a challenge; that was not what I got. Brian talked so much trash calling himself the “God of War”. What I realized was that Brian is all talk, he never even showed up to our match. He is a weak champion and doesn’t deserve the label and doesn’t deserve that belt around his waist. Me, however, need a shot, I deserve it. I proved I can beat him, and now he’s facing a girl. I guess PCW’s booker figured they should put him against someone else who can’t fight. I mean seriously Brian, you hit like a girl. But enough about that, now on to my Slamathon match.
At Slamathon, I am going to prove yet again that I am the real deal, and a force to be reckoned with. I am going to show the world why I earned the nickname “Flawless” Wallace. I have insurance for this match; there is no way I can lose. This isn’t the time to reveal my strategy though. Right now is the time to trash talk my opponents and piss them off, it is what I do best after all. The three of them are nothing but losers. SJ Funk comes back to the PCW and first thing he does is get his ass kicked by Smith Jones. Dude, just go back to watching the real wrestlers on TV, I’ll show you how it’s done. Dante Daevain, you, just like Funk, lost at last Rapture, and if you’re a loser, you’re just not in my league. Dante, you don’t have a chance against me son. You claim to be the devil, but I am going to beat the “hell” out of you so badly you’re going to be known as “Jesus Himself”.
Now Viktor, I really have no idea who you are man. Apparently you’ve won the Scars of Wrestling cup before, so in the ridiculously small chance that I’m underestimating you, and like I’ve said before, I have a back-up plan. I have literally made sure that there is no chance of me losing. The thing is that a small guy like me doesn’t need strength to beat any of you three. “Flawless” Wallace has brains, and I’ve pulled out all the stops to ensure I win this match. Saturday at Slamathon, I am going to do to Funk, Dante, and Viktor, what I’ve done to Brian Stryker and Sexton Raze before him. I am going to make them famous.
My name is “Flawless” Wallace, and I approve this message.
MG: I know he’s in here somewhere.
She spots a group of about fifteen girls crowded around someone. She can’t tell exactly who it is, but she knows it has to be him.
MG: Bingo!
She rushes over to the crowd, and pushes her way through to the center where she is finally in front of Wallace who is telling the story of how he beat PCW’s Broadcast Champion in his second match. All the girls are hypnotized by his amazing storytelling skills.
Wallace: So then he goes to hit me with his finisher, it was all over…BUT WAIT! “Flawless” Wallace of course isn’t going down that easily. I reverse it and hit him with the Flawlesser and pin him, and it’s all over.
Random Blonde: That is so cool…What’s the Flawlesser?
Wallace: That’s my finishing move babe, try to keep up.
Wallace spots Monica.
Wallace: And who might you be?
MG: Oh, I’m Monica Garcia, I-
Wallace: Monica, huh? Well, I am very pleased to meet you Monica.
Wallace grabs her hand and kisses it. Monica tries not to blush.
MG: Well, uh, I was hoping to get you alone and-
Wallace: Done! I have a VIP room right there in the back.
He grabs by the arm and pulls her to a quiet room in the back. Its Wallace’s VIP section, he paid to have closed off for special moments such as these. He guides her to a booth in a corner. Monica sits first, and then Wallace sits right next to her so that their legs are touching.
Wallace: I think we’re alone now.
He proceeds to put his hand on her inner thigh, but she quickly pushes him away.
MG: Look Wallace, I’m Monica Garcia-
Wallace: Yeah, yeah, you told me that already, now let’s have some fun.
He tries to make an advance, but yet again Monica pushes him back.
MG: I work for PCW, I do the interviews.
Wallace: And you’re trying to sleep with a wrestler? Shame on you Monica; I refuse to help you with your corruption.
MG: I’m not trying to do anything with you.
Wallace: Then why were you trying to get me alone. Come on Monica, you’re a terrible liar.
MG: I’ve been trying to do an interview with you.
Wallace realizes that she really was trying to interview him. He stares blankly at her for a few seconds, trying to think of what to say.
Wallace: Of course you were, let’s gets started.
He pulls a cigar out of his jacket pocket.
Wallace: Cigar?
MG: No, thanks.
He lights it up as Monica turns to face the camera begins the interview.
MG: Good evening PCW fans, I’m here with up-and-comer “Flawless” Wallace.
She turns to Wallace
MG: Wallace you are coming off your second win in the PCW, and this time it was against the Broadcast Champion, Brian Stryker. How happy are you?
He blows the smoke out into the air.
Wallace: I'm not.
MG: Really, why not?
Wallace: Why would I be?
MG: You beat a champion, Wallace, on your second match here in the PCW. That’s pretty big.
Wallace: Under normal circumstances it would be. But you see Monica, Brian is a weak champion, and he proved that to the world last night. And come Slamathon he is going to lose his title to a girl. A fucking girl!
MG: Brytain Montgomery is a legit competitor, Wallace.
Wallace: She’s a female; she should be off painting her nails or shopping for shoes or something. I’m just saying, if I were champion, I would be offended having to defend my title against a girl. Only people like Curtis Wilkes have difficulty fighting a female. I am a man, and I need a challenge.
MG: Speaking of challenges, you are in a four way match on Slamathon. What are your thoughts on your three opponents?
Wallace: Monica, before I answer that, let me ask you a question.
MG: (confused) Okay.
Wallace: What do my opponents at Slamathon have in common?
MG: I don’t know.
Wallace: They are all losers, Monica, all three of them.
MG: That’s kind of harsh.
Wallace: The truth hurts sometimes. Let’s take a look at them. Dante Daevain lost last night. SJ Funk returned to PCW last night and lost. The dude is just past his prime. Tell me I’m wrong.
MG: Well, they did both lose last night, that part is true, but what about Viktor Orlov? You didn’t mention him.
Wallace: I don’t know who the hell he is. It’s hard to trash talk someone you know nothing about.
MG: Well, he’s the winner of the third Scars of Wrestling Cup.
Wallace thinks for a second.
Wallace: Nah, not worried about him.
MG: How can you be so confident?
Wallace: I’m going to be humble for a second, Monica. I’m going to be in a four way match. What makes this match difficult is that, I don’t have to lose, to lose the match. Do you understand what I’m saying?
MG: Yes.
Wallace: Because of this, I’ve taken out a sort of “insurance policy” for this match.
MG: Now you’ve lost me.
Wallace: Good, because it’s a surprise. I’m going to win the Scars of Wrestling Cup at Slamathon, and I’ve made sure of this. You just have to trust me on this Monica.
MG: Well, that’s good enough for now.
Monica turns to the camera.
MG: There you have it folks, you can catch Wallace in action in the Scars of Wrestling Cup four way match at Slamathon on Pay-Per-View. Goodnight.
She turns back to Wallace who has now scooted right up on her again.
Wallace: I think I deserve a kiss for that interview, what do you say?
MG: You sure do.
Monica kisses Wallace on the cheek, then stands up and leaves. Wallace shrugs his shoulders.
Wallace: Good enough.
An unknown person walks into the VIP room to join Wallace. Their face cannot be seen.
Unknown: You didn’t tell her anything did you?
Wallace: Don’t worry; the world is going to be shocked.
Scene end.
Last rapture I faced Brian Stryker, PCW’s Broadcast Champion. What I expected was a challenge; that was not what I got. Brian talked so much trash calling himself the “God of War”. What I realized was that Brian is all talk, he never even showed up to our match. He is a weak champion and doesn’t deserve the label and doesn’t deserve that belt around his waist. Me, however, need a shot, I deserve it. I proved I can beat him, and now he’s facing a girl. I guess PCW’s booker figured they should put him against someone else who can’t fight. I mean seriously Brian, you hit like a girl. But enough about that, now on to my Slamathon match.
At Slamathon, I am going to prove yet again that I am the real deal, and a force to be reckoned with. I am going to show the world why I earned the nickname “Flawless” Wallace. I have insurance for this match; there is no way I can lose. This isn’t the time to reveal my strategy though. Right now is the time to trash talk my opponents and piss them off, it is what I do best after all. The three of them are nothing but losers. SJ Funk comes back to the PCW and first thing he does is get his ass kicked by Smith Jones. Dude, just go back to watching the real wrestlers on TV, I’ll show you how it’s done. Dante Daevain, you, just like Funk, lost at last Rapture, and if you’re a loser, you’re just not in my league. Dante, you don’t have a chance against me son. You claim to be the devil, but I am going to beat the “hell” out of you so badly you’re going to be known as “Jesus Himself”.
Now Viktor, I really have no idea who you are man. Apparently you’ve won the Scars of Wrestling cup before, so in the ridiculously small chance that I’m underestimating you, and like I’ve said before, I have a back-up plan. I have literally made sure that there is no chance of me losing. The thing is that a small guy like me doesn’t need strength to beat any of you three. “Flawless” Wallace has brains, and I’ve pulled out all the stops to ensure I win this match. Saturday at Slamathon, I am going to do to Funk, Dante, and Viktor, what I’ve done to Brian Stryker and Sexton Raze before him. I am going to make them famous.
My name is “Flawless” Wallace, and I approve this message.
