Post by cyborg878 on Jun 19, 2013 1:26:48 GMT -5
Let me warn all of you in PCW: I ain't the lady to mess with.
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The scene opens up in Angelina William's Toronto penthouse apartment. Kelly Hampton, Angelina Williams, Derek Saunders, and Reyna Carter are sitting around a circular glass table, upon which sits a book. The book is pink and has a lock keeping the book closed and safe. The front cover of the book reads "Burn Book".
Angelina: Ladies and Derek-
Derek: Let's be honest Angelina, I'm an honourary girl.
Angelina: Very true, so anyways ladies, this right here is a sacred object. It is what we will refer to as the Mi Pi Sexy Official Burn Book. In this book we will keep important and truthful notes about any past and future opponents.
Kelly: Oooooh a Burn Book! Regina George would be proud!
Reyna: Well as much as we all love Regina George and the Plastics, we are even greater than them. We are much more dominant than they were. Regina George may have survived getting hit by a bus, but she wouldn't survive a fight with us.
Angelina: Sooooo true honey, we are the best in the world at what we do.
Reyna: And what we do is kick ass and look glamorous doing it!
Derek: So ladies what's the plan for today?
Reyna: We're going to film the first episode of Mi Pi TV.
Derek: And what is Mi Pi TV?
Reyna: Mi Pi TV will be a real show, with real people, and only REAL TALK!
Angelina: It's going to be soooo fetch.
Reyna: Angelina.... you totally just made fetch happen.
Angelina: Of course I did, because I'm not Gretchen Weiners. Anyways, are we ready to go film?
Kelly: I think so!
The four best friends stand up and prepare to leave the apartment. Derek grabs a video camera while Kelly grabs a small stack of cue cards. The fearsome four head out of the apartment and make their way down to the street. The day is gorgeous, with the sun shining bright above. There's a major drawback though, all the 'disgusting fugly people'.
Derek: Eww, so many unglamourous people. I feel sick to my stomach.
Kelly: Me too Derek.
Reyna: We need to hurry before we all get infected by their fugliness.
Angelina: We will hurry! Look there's a woman we can film.
Mi Pi Sexy runs over to a woman who looks to be in her late forties. They grab the woman by the arms forcefully, frightening her.
Woman: Please let me go!
Angelina: We will after you do something for us.
Woman: Okay! I'll do anything as long as you don't hurt me! Please I have children.
Kelly pulls out a cue card and hands it to the woman.
Kelly: When we tell you to, read this.
Reyna: And I suggest that you read it with some passion. I want to believe that you mean what you're reading. If you don't convince me, you will need to be punished until you get it right. Okay?
The woman nods and Derek turns on the video camera. Angelina and Reyna block the woman from escaping, but stay off the video screen.
Kelly: What is your name?
Woman:L-l-lindsay.
Kelly: Lindsay tell the viewers how you feel about Mi Pi Sexy.
Lindsay: M-m-mi Pi Sexy is f-flawless.
Reyna: What the hell was that? Didn't I tell you to be believable? I warned you that you'd be punished. Kelly. you have the Ugly Stick right?
Kelly: Always do, in case of emergencies!
Kelly passes Reyna the Ugly Stick and Reyna proceeds to hit Lindsay several times in the ribs and back. The scene fades out as Angelina joins Reyna in beating down on Lindsay.
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The scene opens up and Angelina Williams and Reyna Carter are in the familiar red room with their red and gold thrones. These thrones are occupied by Reyna and Angelina. Reyna is in a gold dress with black heels and is holding a wand, with a tiara on her head. The European-Canadian Championship is around her waist. Angelina is in a black lace top with a red bra under, and black skinnies. Angelina has the Ugly Stick in hand. They look at the camera, which is being controlled by Derek Saunders.
Angelina: Greetings to the world of unglamourous idiots. I and the "Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, also known as the most beautiful person from PWW.
Reyna: And I am Reyna Carter, your European-Canadian Champion, and a future legend! And together we are the future PCW Mean Girls Champions, Mi Pi Sexy!
Angelina: At Slamathon I make my PCW match debut alongside my BFF Reyna Carter! Mi Pi Sexy will be taking on the team of Mya Denton and Toyota Toyota.
Reyna: We haven't heard from Mya Denton yet, which is of course such a shame because we look forward to her words of wisdom. That dumb bitch passed up the best offer she's ever gotten. This was an even better offer than being Kai's personal hooker! We could have saved her from her on lack of beauty, we could have made her something worth seeing in PCW.
Angelina: But as you all saw, that sad little brat decided that she would be better off without our help. She will learn how wrong she is when we decimate her at Slamathon. See, Mya we can be very caring people. We care enough about the world that we are trying to cleanse it of the ugly people. We were also caring enough to give you an amazing opportunity, but you spat in our face.
Reyna: And we don't appreciate it when people spit in our face. So we decided that's only fair that we rearrage YOUR face.
Angelina: We will beat the ugly out of you! When we're through with you, NO ONE will recognize you, and thank goodness for that!
Reyna: Now onto our other opponent, Toyota Toyota.
Angelina: Wait, who is Toyota Toyota again?
Reyna: He was that guy who ran around dressed as a ninja or Power Ranger or something. It was weird and sad.
Angelina: Oh him! Wait didn't that Mariano guy do like the same thing before?
Reyna: Yeah he did, Toyota Toyota must have tried ripping him off or something.
Angelina: Probably! Urgh, why are there so many sad, gross losers? Like seriously it's people like Toyota that are making our mission to save the world from ugliness soooo difficult!
Reyna: It's okay Angelina, we will still accomplish that mission!
Angelina: Well right now Toyota is standing in our path to that goal. And the little nerd had some things to say about the amazing Mi Pi Sexy.
Reyna: Of course his thoughts on Mi Pi Sexy were after some boring long winded rambling that none of us actually paid attention to.
Angelina: He totally thinks he's stronger than us. Like as if that means he can beat us in the ring. Urgh, men, oh so cocky. And he claims that he should be facing top guys, GUYS!
Reyna: Toyota Toyota, you should know that the so called top guys that you think you deserve to face are actually top gals, and they're us. You are facing top gals.
Angelina: Toyota you claim to be in the mood to make friends, well congratulations, cause you're going to need to find all your playmates in the sandbox if you want to stand a chance from PCW's resident mean girls. But when you bring your friends we will STILL dominate you and of course you will claim to have lost due to interference.
Reyna: Because according to you we only win because of interference. Get over it! It's called using your resources and outwitting your opponents. And B T Dubs, Mi Pi Sexy has dignity, it's why we don't associate with losers like you.
Angelina: Now this part Reyna and I need some clarification. Who in blue hell are Chris Jericho and Jushin Liger? Are they your imaginary friends? If so we don't care about their accomplishments.
Reyna: And of course he went on and on about us cheating. Blah blah blah, soooo bored already. And let's set you straight on something Toyota Toyota, we would never confuse you with Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber, or any man really. Let's be honest here, you're a boy. A scared little boy in a grown up world. So go back to playing dress-up and take your ball and go home.
Angelina: Now PCW Universe we want to enlighten you. Toyota talked a lot about how Reyna isn't a great champion, and how we will never beat him, and how he's a man. These statements have one thing in common.v THey are all lies spoken by a blithering idiot. We here at Mi Pi Sexy are here to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the beautiful and harsh truth.
Reyna: Truth such as the fact that most of you are disgusting pigs. Truth like the fact that Angelina and I are the two greatest females to lace up a pair of boots. Truth like nobody looks good in paisley. The cold, hard truth.
Angelina: In order to let out more of that truth we have created Mi Pi TV, a real show with real people. Here's the first episode for all of you to enjoy.
The camera pans to a big screen TV where the first episode of Mi Pi TV begins playing. A shot of the members of Mi Pi Sexy is shown, with a show logo over their torsos. A disclaimer pops up.
Narrator: Mi Pi TV is not suitable for ugly viewers. Any and all testimonials were given without coercion or threats. Mi Pi TV contains material which may force viewers to realize their own vileness. Viewer dscretion is advised.
Reyna and Angelina are shown holding microphones while standing on a bsy street in Toronto.
Reyna: Hi there viewers, I'm Reyna Carter and this is Angelina Williams. Welcome to Mi Pi TV!
Angelina: We are here to see what the average people of Toronto think of the glamorous members of Mi Pi Sexy. We interviewed several pedestrians and they had this to say.
A beaten and battered Lindsay is shown on camera. She is bleeding from her nose and crying slightly.
Lindsay: Mi Pi Sexy is flawless!
Next a young male with short black hair is shown.
Young Male: I heard they insured their hair for ten thousand dollars!
An elderly woman is shown next.
Elderly Woman: I hear they do car commercials,.... in Japan!
Finally Lindsay is shown again.
Lindsay: One time they punched me in the face....it was awesome.
The TV shuts off and the camera pans back to Reyna and Angelina.
Reyna: Now we have genuine testimonies to how amazing we truly are. At Slamathon Mya Denton and Toyota Toyota will learn that we aren't the ladies to mess with.
Angelina: You two are a bump in the road, a minor setback in oour quest for more gold. So I hope you won't be too disappointed when you lose to Mi Pi, it is inevitable. So just deal with it.
Reyna: And that right there is..
Angelina and Reyna: REAL TALK!
With that the camera pans down to a glass table in front of the thrones. One the table sits the Burn Book. The book is open displaying two pages. The first page has a picture of Mya Denton with the words "fugly slut" written in red. The second page has a picture of "Toyota Toyota" with the words "fat virgin" in red. The scene then fades to black.
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The scene opens up in Angelina William's Toronto penthouse apartment. Kelly Hampton, Angelina Williams, Derek Saunders, and Reyna Carter are sitting around a circular glass table, upon which sits a book. The book is pink and has a lock keeping the book closed and safe. The front cover of the book reads "Burn Book".
Angelina: Ladies and Derek-
Derek: Let's be honest Angelina, I'm an honourary girl.
Angelina: Very true, so anyways ladies, this right here is a sacred object. It is what we will refer to as the Mi Pi Sexy Official Burn Book. In this book we will keep important and truthful notes about any past and future opponents.
Kelly: Oooooh a Burn Book! Regina George would be proud!
Reyna: Well as much as we all love Regina George and the Plastics, we are even greater than them. We are much more dominant than they were. Regina George may have survived getting hit by a bus, but she wouldn't survive a fight with us.
Angelina: Sooooo true honey, we are the best in the world at what we do.
Reyna: And what we do is kick ass and look glamorous doing it!
Derek: So ladies what's the plan for today?
Reyna: We're going to film the first episode of Mi Pi TV.
Derek: And what is Mi Pi TV?
Reyna: Mi Pi TV will be a real show, with real people, and only REAL TALK!
Angelina: It's going to be soooo fetch.
Reyna: Angelina.... you totally just made fetch happen.
Angelina: Of course I did, because I'm not Gretchen Weiners. Anyways, are we ready to go film?
Kelly: I think so!
The four best friends stand up and prepare to leave the apartment. Derek grabs a video camera while Kelly grabs a small stack of cue cards. The fearsome four head out of the apartment and make their way down to the street. The day is gorgeous, with the sun shining bright above. There's a major drawback though, all the 'disgusting fugly people'.
Derek: Eww, so many unglamourous people. I feel sick to my stomach.
Kelly: Me too Derek.
Reyna: We need to hurry before we all get infected by their fugliness.
Angelina: We will hurry! Look there's a woman we can film.
Mi Pi Sexy runs over to a woman who looks to be in her late forties. They grab the woman by the arms forcefully, frightening her.
Woman: Please let me go!
Angelina: We will after you do something for us.
Woman: Okay! I'll do anything as long as you don't hurt me! Please I have children.
Kelly pulls out a cue card and hands it to the woman.
Kelly: When we tell you to, read this.
Reyna: And I suggest that you read it with some passion. I want to believe that you mean what you're reading. If you don't convince me, you will need to be punished until you get it right. Okay?
The woman nods and Derek turns on the video camera. Angelina and Reyna block the woman from escaping, but stay off the video screen.
Kelly: What is your name?
Woman:L-l-lindsay.
Kelly: Lindsay tell the viewers how you feel about Mi Pi Sexy.
Lindsay: M-m-mi Pi Sexy is f-flawless.
Reyna: What the hell was that? Didn't I tell you to be believable? I warned you that you'd be punished. Kelly. you have the Ugly Stick right?
Kelly: Always do, in case of emergencies!
Kelly passes Reyna the Ugly Stick and Reyna proceeds to hit Lindsay several times in the ribs and back. The scene fades out as Angelina joins Reyna in beating down on Lindsay.
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The scene opens up and Angelina Williams and Reyna Carter are in the familiar red room with their red and gold thrones. These thrones are occupied by Reyna and Angelina. Reyna is in a gold dress with black heels and is holding a wand, with a tiara on her head. The European-Canadian Championship is around her waist. Angelina is in a black lace top with a red bra under, and black skinnies. Angelina has the Ugly Stick in hand. They look at the camera, which is being controlled by Derek Saunders.
Angelina: Greetings to the world of unglamourous idiots. I and the "Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, also known as the most beautiful person from PWW.
Reyna: And I am Reyna Carter, your European-Canadian Champion, and a future legend! And together we are the future PCW Mean Girls Champions, Mi Pi Sexy!
Angelina: At Slamathon I make my PCW match debut alongside my BFF Reyna Carter! Mi Pi Sexy will be taking on the team of Mya Denton and Toyota Toyota.
Reyna: We haven't heard from Mya Denton yet, which is of course such a shame because we look forward to her words of wisdom. That dumb bitch passed up the best offer she's ever gotten. This was an even better offer than being Kai's personal hooker! We could have saved her from her on lack of beauty, we could have made her something worth seeing in PCW.
Angelina: But as you all saw, that sad little brat decided that she would be better off without our help. She will learn how wrong she is when we decimate her at Slamathon. See, Mya we can be very caring people. We care enough about the world that we are trying to cleanse it of the ugly people. We were also caring enough to give you an amazing opportunity, but you spat in our face.
Reyna: And we don't appreciate it when people spit in our face. So we decided that's only fair that we rearrage YOUR face.
Angelina: We will beat the ugly out of you! When we're through with you, NO ONE will recognize you, and thank goodness for that!
Reyna: Now onto our other opponent, Toyota Toyota.
Angelina: Wait, who is Toyota Toyota again?
Reyna: He was that guy who ran around dressed as a ninja or Power Ranger or something. It was weird and sad.
Angelina: Oh him! Wait didn't that Mariano guy do like the same thing before?
Reyna: Yeah he did, Toyota Toyota must have tried ripping him off or something.
Angelina: Probably! Urgh, why are there so many sad, gross losers? Like seriously it's people like Toyota that are making our mission to save the world from ugliness soooo difficult!
Reyna: It's okay Angelina, we will still accomplish that mission!
Angelina: Well right now Toyota is standing in our path to that goal. And the little nerd had some things to say about the amazing Mi Pi Sexy.
Reyna: Of course his thoughts on Mi Pi Sexy were after some boring long winded rambling that none of us actually paid attention to.
Angelina: He totally thinks he's stronger than us. Like as if that means he can beat us in the ring. Urgh, men, oh so cocky. And he claims that he should be facing top guys, GUYS!
Reyna: Toyota Toyota, you should know that the so called top guys that you think you deserve to face are actually top gals, and they're us. You are facing top gals.
Angelina: Toyota you claim to be in the mood to make friends, well congratulations, cause you're going to need to find all your playmates in the sandbox if you want to stand a chance from PCW's resident mean girls. But when you bring your friends we will STILL dominate you and of course you will claim to have lost due to interference.
Reyna: Because according to you we only win because of interference. Get over it! It's called using your resources and outwitting your opponents. And B T Dubs, Mi Pi Sexy has dignity, it's why we don't associate with losers like you.
Angelina: Now this part Reyna and I need some clarification. Who in blue hell are Chris Jericho and Jushin Liger? Are they your imaginary friends? If so we don't care about their accomplishments.
Reyna: And of course he went on and on about us cheating. Blah blah blah, soooo bored already. And let's set you straight on something Toyota Toyota, we would never confuse you with Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber, or any man really. Let's be honest here, you're a boy. A scared little boy in a grown up world. So go back to playing dress-up and take your ball and go home.
Angelina: Now PCW Universe we want to enlighten you. Toyota talked a lot about how Reyna isn't a great champion, and how we will never beat him, and how he's a man. These statements have one thing in common.v THey are all lies spoken by a blithering idiot. We here at Mi Pi Sexy are here to tell you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the beautiful and harsh truth.
Reyna: Truth such as the fact that most of you are disgusting pigs. Truth like the fact that Angelina and I are the two greatest females to lace up a pair of boots. Truth like nobody looks good in paisley. The cold, hard truth.
Angelina: In order to let out more of that truth we have created Mi Pi TV, a real show with real people. Here's the first episode for all of you to enjoy.
The camera pans to a big screen TV where the first episode of Mi Pi TV begins playing. A shot of the members of Mi Pi Sexy is shown, with a show logo over their torsos. A disclaimer pops up.
Narrator: Mi Pi TV is not suitable for ugly viewers. Any and all testimonials were given without coercion or threats. Mi Pi TV contains material which may force viewers to realize their own vileness. Viewer dscretion is advised.
Reyna and Angelina are shown holding microphones while standing on a bsy street in Toronto.
Reyna: Hi there viewers, I'm Reyna Carter and this is Angelina Williams. Welcome to Mi Pi TV!
Angelina: We are here to see what the average people of Toronto think of the glamorous members of Mi Pi Sexy. We interviewed several pedestrians and they had this to say.
A beaten and battered Lindsay is shown on camera. She is bleeding from her nose and crying slightly.
Lindsay: Mi Pi Sexy is flawless!
Next a young male with short black hair is shown.
Young Male: I heard they insured their hair for ten thousand dollars!
An elderly woman is shown next.
Elderly Woman: I hear they do car commercials,.... in Japan!
Finally Lindsay is shown again.
Lindsay: One time they punched me in the face....it was awesome.
The TV shuts off and the camera pans back to Reyna and Angelina.
Reyna: Now we have genuine testimonies to how amazing we truly are. At Slamathon Mya Denton and Toyota Toyota will learn that we aren't the ladies to mess with.
Angelina: You two are a bump in the road, a minor setback in oour quest for more gold. So I hope you won't be too disappointed when you lose to Mi Pi, it is inevitable. So just deal with it.
Reyna: And that right there is..
Angelina and Reyna: REAL TALK!
With that the camera pans down to a glass table in front of the thrones. One the table sits the Burn Book. The book is open displaying two pages. The first page has a picture of Mya Denton with the words "fugly slut" written in red. The second page has a picture of "Toyota Toyota" with the words "fat virgin" in red. The scene then fades to black.
