Post by Reyna Carter on Jun 29, 2013 11:34:24 GMT -5
Note: This could have and should have been better than what it was. Luckily I got it out when I did. Couldn't sit at my computer for a long amount of time without my neck and back hurting like heck. Apologies on the less than stellar effort for this cycle, will attempt to do better for at least next card (I'm not sure how well I would do for the second RP this RP cycle).
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The scene opens up to a large mansion home in beautiful Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Inside the home seats Angelina Williams, Derek Saunders and Kelly Hampton on a couch, waiting for Reyna to come.
Derek Saunders: Sooooo, where is Reyna?
Kelly Hampton: She's coming. She had to get some things.
Angelina Williams: Like what?
Kelly Hampton: She never said but she sounded excited which I would have never expect that tone from her.
Derek Saunders: Oooooh, then it has to be good, right?
Kelly Hampton: Yes. She said it's BIG! That's exactly how she described it to me.
Soon, Reyna comes walking into the room with the "Burn Book" and an envelope in her hand. She sets both items down on the table and faces her three friends.
Reyna Carter: Ladies. I have some GOOD NEWS!
The three of them perk up and begin listening to Reyna's every word.
Reyna Carter: One, we can add a couple of new names to this fabulous Burn Book.
All of Mi Pi Sexy smiles, awaiting for Reyna's second announcement.
Reyna Carter: Two, the first episode of Mi Pi TV was proven to be a HUGE success and everybody wants to broadcast OUR SHOW on their little networks.
Kelly Hampton: Eeeeeeeeeee. We're going to become bigger stars.
Angelina Williams: This is exciting. How much are they offering?
Reyna Carter: At least ten million...A PIECE!
Derek Saunders: Holy shit! That is a lot of money.
Reyna Carter: No kidding. And in addition, they have approached us with the creation of the Mi Pi clothing line.
Angelina Williams: OMG! We're getting our very own clothing line?
Reyna Carter: It's likely. We have contracts to sign and all that.
Kelly Hampton: Reyna, what options do we have here?
Reyna Carter: That's a good question. We can do what we're currently doing and that's do Mi Pi TV in it's current format and that would be it, we can add the fashion line to what we're doing or we can do both on a more...national level.
Derek Saunders: I've always wanted to be a high class makeup artist.
Reyna Carter: You already are Derek. Best one I know of.
Derek Saunders: Aww, thank you Reyna.
Reyna Carter: So ladies, when shall we make our decision.
Angelina Williams: I say give it a few days. And if we like what we see from what we feel is the best option, we'll take it.
Derek Saunders: I like Angelina's idea.
Kelly Hampton: As do I.
Reyna Carter: Perfect. It's been settled. We'll be back in a few days.
Angelina Williams: Alright. Now ladies, class is dismissed and remember, if you see any ugly people, put a bag over their heads and beat them with the ugly stick.
The four best friends share a laugh as the scene fades out.
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The scene now opens up to a room that's decorated in all red. Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams are seated on their signature red and gold thrones, Angelina is dressed in a pair of black skinnies, a black top that reads "We are better than you" with a black bra underneath and the Ugly Stick in hand, while Reyna sits there in a red dress with red heels, the European-Canadian Championship strapped around her waist and is holding the signature wand in her hand and a tiara fitted perfectly on her head. The BFF duo looks at the camera which is controlled by Derek Saunders. Kelly Hampton begins the count down with her fingers and when it reaches to one, Angelina begins to speak.
Angelina Williams: Hello uglies and desperate idiots who want to be like us. As you already know but yet too slow to remember, I am the "Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, but more important than that, I am a beautiful person.
Reyna Carter: You so are, Angelina. And I am Reyna Carter, also known as England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export, the REAL Glamor Queen, a future legend, your European-Canadian Champion, but also, I am too a beautiful person.
Angelina Williams: You certainly are, and we are Mi Pi Sexy, the REAL Bad Girls Club! The future Means Girls Champions of PCW.
Reyna Carter: Not to mention the most glamorous duo in the history of Premium Championship Wrestling!
Angelina Williams: Nobody comes close to us in all categories. As much as we love Regina George and the Plastics, even they are not on our level.
Reyna Carter: Soooo true. Slamathon proved to be a historic night for Mi Pi Sexy. First tag team match on the main roster and we were victorious.
Angelina Williams: We proved that we can hang on the big stage. Toyota Toyota and Dya Menton might have given it their all...but it wasn't enough to take down the greatest team in PCW today.
Reyna Carter: And before any of you simple minded ugly idiots get up all on your high horses, yes we utilized some tricks we had up our sleeves, but as I have said before, a win is a win. And Angelina and I will take a win anyway we can get it. Make no bones about it, we have not once said we wouldn't take a shortcut to win. What would the fun be in actually following the rules like the idiotic PCW fans want?
Angelina Williams: Absolutely none. We do things our way, the Bad Girls way, and we don't give a rats ass what the fans want. Never have either.
Reyna Carter: Sooo true.
Angelina Williams: And our opponents on this upcoming Rapture will learn just that. The team standing in our way of greatness however is deemed much more of a challenge than our previous opponents. I mean, they are undefeated together and one of them is the PCW World Heavyweight Champion.
Reyna Carter: They also think they're... FLAWLESS!
Angelina Williams: As if. There's nothing about them that screams Flawless. Come to think of it, I don't recall them beating anybody of importance. The has been Heather's certainly were never anything to write home about, the Fake/Viciously Horrible Combination and Stevie Wonder and Roadkill are horrible. None of them are impressive, they're certainly not on the level of Mi Pi Sexy, that's for damn sure.
Reyna Carter: I would even venture to say they're not even close to being the best team on the PCW roster. They're barely a team as it is with their whole "singles aspirations" and whatnot. In this case, you have the World Heavyweight Champion teaming up with a plastic bitch you can buy off the shelves at Toys R Us for five dollars. Angelina, what do we call those things?
Angelina Williams: Barbie dolls.
Reyna Carter: Yes, those. Never had one as a kid but heard they were great. Anyways, we're facing those two idiots, ones who I have been on record as to calling "has beens". A term that most in the industry takes offense to, probably because they know that they are really has been's and they cannot take reality too well. Being a simple little wrestler like all the idiot PCW fans is understandable of course, but for god's sake, don't be soooo offended over the truth.
Angelina Williams: Reyna. Sometimes, the truth hurts.
Reyna Carter: Very true, and I bet it hurts you, Talia. Knowing that you don't have it anymore in the ring and in nearly five months as a wrestler, I am better than you ever could hope to be honey. You say I'm a fake version of you? No, that's not it at all. What you see is the real version of me. There's nothing fake here unlike the man with nine different personalities of course.
Angelina Williams: You're a real BFF!
Reyna Carter: Thank you. There was something else you said Talia, about how you were my role model and how I wanted to be just like you. As I just said, I'm nothing like you, I am my own person. I am truly England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export, the REAL Glamor Queen. Two, you're not a role model of mine, not even close. Are you that delusional enough to believe in that crap? Let me say this real slowly since you cannot comprehend shit you bloody trollop.
I...DON'T...WANT...TO...BE...LIKE...YOU!
Did you get that honey? Because I'm not saying it again. I'm making my name off of my own accord. I'm the European-Canadian Champion which makes me the most prestigious champion in the history of Pride Wrestling. And Angelina and I are the best damn team in this company. Nobody comes close to the ability we possess. Not even your BFF is on our level despite holding that World title.
Angelina Williams: She was barbaric in getting that thing anyways. Everybody says we will lose to this "team" because of the presence of one Danielle Lopez. I will give Dani this, she's good, she has the ability, but she's not Mi Pi Sexy material. She's not good enough to be in our ranks. She's too common for us and my god, is she ugly or what?
Reyna Carter: She's an American and most American's are ugly. Save for Derek Saunders of course.
Angelina Williams: Very true. And right now Dani, you feel like you're on top of the world, World Heavyweight Championship, leading a stable with those holding other championship belts, it must be a good time for you and Team Lethality, huh? Well enjoy it while it lasts because it damn sure will end, and it starts with the Tag Team titles. Your cousin and her lesbian wife have disgraced those titles long enough...but don't worry, we'll save them from despair really soon.
Reyna Carter: Next Mean Girls Champions right here.
Angelina Williams: That's right which I know all of the PCW fans are soooo looking forward to that, even if they are a bunch of redneck hillbilly idiots.
Reyna Carter: And in Texas, that is without question the case.
Angelina Williams: I'm going to barf thinking about that. Anyways, only seven more days until Mi Pi Sexy walks into Rapture looking to beat two has been's to a pulp. Reyna and I are going to beat you and we are going to look glamorous doing it.
Reyna Carter: That's right. And there's nothing you two morons will do to stop the next Mean Girls Champions. You're only delaying the inevitable by claiming you will win. There's no victory in your future, just utter defeat at the greatest most glamorous tag team in PCW history.
Angelina Williams: And that's real talk.
Reyna Carter: Prepare to fall to royalty, bitches.
Angelina and Reyna look at the camera and slap hands. They look down at a glass table where the Burn Book sits and open up two pages. First one is an image of Danielle Lopez holding the PCW Broadcast title with the words "irrelevant has-been" while the next page has a picture is of Talia Skye posing with the PCW Women's title and the words say "plastic barbie doll slut". The two ladies share a small smirk as the scene fades out.
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The scene opens up to a large mansion home in beautiful Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Inside the home seats Angelina Williams, Derek Saunders and Kelly Hampton on a couch, waiting for Reyna to come.
Derek Saunders: Sooooo, where is Reyna?
Kelly Hampton: She's coming. She had to get some things.
Angelina Williams: Like what?
Kelly Hampton: She never said but she sounded excited which I would have never expect that tone from her.
Derek Saunders: Oooooh, then it has to be good, right?
Kelly Hampton: Yes. She said it's BIG! That's exactly how she described it to me.
Soon, Reyna comes walking into the room with the "Burn Book" and an envelope in her hand. She sets both items down on the table and faces her three friends.
Reyna Carter: Ladies. I have some GOOD NEWS!
The three of them perk up and begin listening to Reyna's every word.
Reyna Carter: One, we can add a couple of new names to this fabulous Burn Book.
All of Mi Pi Sexy smiles, awaiting for Reyna's second announcement.
Reyna Carter: Two, the first episode of Mi Pi TV was proven to be a HUGE success and everybody wants to broadcast OUR SHOW on their little networks.
Kelly Hampton: Eeeeeeeeeee. We're going to become bigger stars.
Angelina Williams: This is exciting. How much are they offering?
Reyna Carter: At least ten million...A PIECE!
Derek Saunders: Holy shit! That is a lot of money.
Reyna Carter: No kidding. And in addition, they have approached us with the creation of the Mi Pi clothing line.
Angelina Williams: OMG! We're getting our very own clothing line?
Reyna Carter: It's likely. We have contracts to sign and all that.
Kelly Hampton: Reyna, what options do we have here?
Reyna Carter: That's a good question. We can do what we're currently doing and that's do Mi Pi TV in it's current format and that would be it, we can add the fashion line to what we're doing or we can do both on a more...national level.
Derek Saunders: I've always wanted to be a high class makeup artist.
Reyna Carter: You already are Derek. Best one I know of.
Derek Saunders: Aww, thank you Reyna.
Reyna Carter: So ladies, when shall we make our decision.
Angelina Williams: I say give it a few days. And if we like what we see from what we feel is the best option, we'll take it.
Derek Saunders: I like Angelina's idea.
Kelly Hampton: As do I.
Reyna Carter: Perfect. It's been settled. We'll be back in a few days.
Angelina Williams: Alright. Now ladies, class is dismissed and remember, if you see any ugly people, put a bag over their heads and beat them with the ugly stick.
The four best friends share a laugh as the scene fades out.
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The scene now opens up to a room that's decorated in all red. Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams are seated on their signature red and gold thrones, Angelina is dressed in a pair of black skinnies, a black top that reads "We are better than you" with a black bra underneath and the Ugly Stick in hand, while Reyna sits there in a red dress with red heels, the European-Canadian Championship strapped around her waist and is holding the signature wand in her hand and a tiara fitted perfectly on her head. The BFF duo looks at the camera which is controlled by Derek Saunders. Kelly Hampton begins the count down with her fingers and when it reaches to one, Angelina begins to speak.
Angelina Williams: Hello uglies and desperate idiots who want to be like us. As you already know but yet too slow to remember, I am the "Fallen Angel" Angelina Williams, but more important than that, I am a beautiful person.
Reyna Carter: You so are, Angelina. And I am Reyna Carter, also known as England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export, the REAL Glamor Queen, a future legend, your European-Canadian Champion, but also, I am too a beautiful person.
Angelina Williams: You certainly are, and we are Mi Pi Sexy, the REAL Bad Girls Club! The future Means Girls Champions of PCW.
Reyna Carter: Not to mention the most glamorous duo in the history of Premium Championship Wrestling!
Angelina Williams: Nobody comes close to us in all categories. As much as we love Regina George and the Plastics, even they are not on our level.
Reyna Carter: Soooo true. Slamathon proved to be a historic night for Mi Pi Sexy. First tag team match on the main roster and we were victorious.
Angelina Williams: We proved that we can hang on the big stage. Toyota Toyota and Dya Menton might have given it their all...but it wasn't enough to take down the greatest team in PCW today.
Reyna Carter: And before any of you simple minded ugly idiots get up all on your high horses, yes we utilized some tricks we had up our sleeves, but as I have said before, a win is a win. And Angelina and I will take a win anyway we can get it. Make no bones about it, we have not once said we wouldn't take a shortcut to win. What would the fun be in actually following the rules like the idiotic PCW fans want?
Angelina Williams: Absolutely none. We do things our way, the Bad Girls way, and we don't give a rats ass what the fans want. Never have either.
Reyna Carter: Sooo true.
Angelina Williams: And our opponents on this upcoming Rapture will learn just that. The team standing in our way of greatness however is deemed much more of a challenge than our previous opponents. I mean, they are undefeated together and one of them is the PCW World Heavyweight Champion.
Reyna Carter: They also think they're... FLAWLESS!
Angelina Williams: As if. There's nothing about them that screams Flawless. Come to think of it, I don't recall them beating anybody of importance. The has been Heather's certainly were never anything to write home about, the Fake/Viciously Horrible Combination and Stevie Wonder and Roadkill are horrible. None of them are impressive, they're certainly not on the level of Mi Pi Sexy, that's for damn sure.
Reyna Carter: I would even venture to say they're not even close to being the best team on the PCW roster. They're barely a team as it is with their whole "singles aspirations" and whatnot. In this case, you have the World Heavyweight Champion teaming up with a plastic bitch you can buy off the shelves at Toys R Us for five dollars. Angelina, what do we call those things?
Angelina Williams: Barbie dolls.
Reyna Carter: Yes, those. Never had one as a kid but heard they were great. Anyways, we're facing those two idiots, ones who I have been on record as to calling "has beens". A term that most in the industry takes offense to, probably because they know that they are really has been's and they cannot take reality too well. Being a simple little wrestler like all the idiot PCW fans is understandable of course, but for god's sake, don't be soooo offended over the truth.
Angelina Williams: Reyna. Sometimes, the truth hurts.
Reyna Carter: Very true, and I bet it hurts you, Talia. Knowing that you don't have it anymore in the ring and in nearly five months as a wrestler, I am better than you ever could hope to be honey. You say I'm a fake version of you? No, that's not it at all. What you see is the real version of me. There's nothing fake here unlike the man with nine different personalities of course.
Angelina Williams: You're a real BFF!
Reyna Carter: Thank you. There was something else you said Talia, about how you were my role model and how I wanted to be just like you. As I just said, I'm nothing like you, I am my own person. I am truly England and Canada's Most Glamorous Export, the REAL Glamor Queen. Two, you're not a role model of mine, not even close. Are you that delusional enough to believe in that crap? Let me say this real slowly since you cannot comprehend shit you bloody trollop.
I...DON'T...WANT...TO...BE...LIKE...YOU!
Did you get that honey? Because I'm not saying it again. I'm making my name off of my own accord. I'm the European-Canadian Champion which makes me the most prestigious champion in the history of Pride Wrestling. And Angelina and I are the best damn team in this company. Nobody comes close to the ability we possess. Not even your BFF is on our level despite holding that World title.
Angelina Williams: She was barbaric in getting that thing anyways. Everybody says we will lose to this "team" because of the presence of one Danielle Lopez. I will give Dani this, she's good, she has the ability, but she's not Mi Pi Sexy material. She's not good enough to be in our ranks. She's too common for us and my god, is she ugly or what?
Reyna Carter: She's an American and most American's are ugly. Save for Derek Saunders of course.
Angelina Williams: Very true. And right now Dani, you feel like you're on top of the world, World Heavyweight Championship, leading a stable with those holding other championship belts, it must be a good time for you and Team Lethality, huh? Well enjoy it while it lasts because it damn sure will end, and it starts with the Tag Team titles. Your cousin and her lesbian wife have disgraced those titles long enough...but don't worry, we'll save them from despair really soon.
Reyna Carter: Next Mean Girls Champions right here.
Angelina Williams: That's right which I know all of the PCW fans are soooo looking forward to that, even if they are a bunch of redneck hillbilly idiots.
Reyna Carter: And in Texas, that is without question the case.
Angelina Williams: I'm going to barf thinking about that. Anyways, only seven more days until Mi Pi Sexy walks into Rapture looking to beat two has been's to a pulp. Reyna and I are going to beat you and we are going to look glamorous doing it.
Reyna Carter: That's right. And there's nothing you two morons will do to stop the next Mean Girls Champions. You're only delaying the inevitable by claiming you will win. There's no victory in your future, just utter defeat at the greatest most glamorous tag team in PCW history.
Angelina Williams: And that's real talk.
Reyna Carter: Prepare to fall to royalty, bitches.
Angelina and Reyna look at the camera and slap hands. They look down at a glass table where the Burn Book sits and open up two pages. First one is an image of Danielle Lopez holding the PCW Broadcast title with the words "irrelevant has-been" while the next page has a picture is of Talia Skye posing with the PCW Women's title and the words say "plastic barbie doll slut". The two ladies share a small smirk as the scene fades out.