Post by dj03 on Jul 17, 2013 13:39:46 GMT -5
Two weeks ago, Derek Jacobs had a career night.
After a somewhat frustrating couple of months, Dr. Pain scored arguably the biggest win of his career when he defeated Dante Daevain in the middle of the ring...1....2...3.
And to top it off, a deal was made with the leader of Team Lethality and PCW World Heavyweight Champion Danielle Lopez to help make Morgan Simmons' life as...shitty as possible.
A couple days after Rapture, Derek was back at it at a PCW house show, kicking ass and taking names. After his match, he asked for a microphone so he could address the crowd.
Derek: Pittsburgh, PA. How you guys doin tonight?
The crowd cheers Derek.
Derek: Damn that's great! I have to say guys, I'm doin pretty damn good myself. You see, I'm alive and healthy, the birds are chirping, and I'm in the STEEL CITY BABY!
Another cheap pop for Dr. Pain
Derek: and on top of all that, I have made a deal of a lifetime. You see there's this group here in PCW by the name of Team Lethality...
The crowd comes unglued at the mention of the most popular faction in wrestling today
Derek: I know, I know. I love those guys too. As a matter of fact, one of those guys is the reason Derek Jacobs got into wrestling today, and his name is Israel Steele. But back to what I was saying. Team Lethality has their hands full with a certain ugly ass slutty no good bitch of a GM named Morgan Simmons.
Deafening boos rain down at the sound of her name.
Derek: I know. Her ass sucks. But you see, Team Lethality has been making her life hell in one way or another for about 2 years now, and if there's one thing I love doing, it's playing mindgames and making people suffer. DLK, I'm looking at you, bubba.
Derek: So, with that being said, if Team Lethality needs more soldiers in the fight against the bitch in charge, I'm at the front of the line.
And you can
The crowd says it along with Derek
Derek/Crowd: Bank...on...that.
After the event, Derek relaxes in his hotel overlooking the Pittsburgh skyline. As he is unwinding, he checks his email and is genuinley surprised when he sees who his opponent for the next episode of rapture is.
Lekkter tha Lunatik.
Derek makes a couple of phone calls to confirm that this is his opponent, and is given the positive that it is.
A couple of days later, Derek is standing in an open field in the middle of no where, and the only light available is the torch Derek has in his hand. He begins to speak in a slow pace, annunciating every word.
Derek: Lekkter tha Lunatik...welcome to my world.
You see, you and me are a lot alike. You love havoc and causing chaos, and so do I. You're the very definition of a looney tune, and I'm a little insane myself. The only difference between us is our win/loss records.
Since my return to PCW, I've only one 2 matches, and one of those was against the biggest jobber in the company.
You've been a one man crime spree since you've been here. So what makes me think that I can beat you?
I like a good fight.
You see Lekkter, there's nothing personal against you, but if I'm gonna go around saying I'm Dr. Pain, I need to start acting like it. Dante Daevain was the first example, and you'll be the next. Be prepared, Lekkter.
At Rapture, you enter the killing field.
Bank on that.
After a somewhat frustrating couple of months, Dr. Pain scored arguably the biggest win of his career when he defeated Dante Daevain in the middle of the ring...1....2...3.
And to top it off, a deal was made with the leader of Team Lethality and PCW World Heavyweight Champion Danielle Lopez to help make Morgan Simmons' life as...shitty as possible.
A couple days after Rapture, Derek was back at it at a PCW house show, kicking ass and taking names. After his match, he asked for a microphone so he could address the crowd.
Derek: Pittsburgh, PA. How you guys doin tonight?
The crowd cheers Derek.
Derek: Damn that's great! I have to say guys, I'm doin pretty damn good myself. You see, I'm alive and healthy, the birds are chirping, and I'm in the STEEL CITY BABY!
Another cheap pop for Dr. Pain
Derek: and on top of all that, I have made a deal of a lifetime. You see there's this group here in PCW by the name of Team Lethality...
The crowd comes unglued at the mention of the most popular faction in wrestling today
Derek: I know, I know. I love those guys too. As a matter of fact, one of those guys is the reason Derek Jacobs got into wrestling today, and his name is Israel Steele. But back to what I was saying. Team Lethality has their hands full with a certain ugly ass slutty no good bitch of a GM named Morgan Simmons.
Deafening boos rain down at the sound of her name.
Derek: I know. Her ass sucks. But you see, Team Lethality has been making her life hell in one way or another for about 2 years now, and if there's one thing I love doing, it's playing mindgames and making people suffer. DLK, I'm looking at you, bubba.
Derek: So, with that being said, if Team Lethality needs more soldiers in the fight against the bitch in charge, I'm at the front of the line.
And you can
The crowd says it along with Derek
Derek/Crowd: Bank...on...that.
After the event, Derek relaxes in his hotel overlooking the Pittsburgh skyline. As he is unwinding, he checks his email and is genuinley surprised when he sees who his opponent for the next episode of rapture is.
Lekkter tha Lunatik.
Derek makes a couple of phone calls to confirm that this is his opponent, and is given the positive that it is.
A couple of days later, Derek is standing in an open field in the middle of no where, and the only light available is the torch Derek has in his hand. He begins to speak in a slow pace, annunciating every word.
Derek: Lekkter tha Lunatik...welcome to my world.
You see, you and me are a lot alike. You love havoc and causing chaos, and so do I. You're the very definition of a looney tune, and I'm a little insane myself. The only difference between us is our win/loss records.
Since my return to PCW, I've only one 2 matches, and one of those was against the biggest jobber in the company.
You've been a one man crime spree since you've been here. So what makes me think that I can beat you?
I like a good fight.
You see Lekkter, there's nothing personal against you, but if I'm gonna go around saying I'm Dr. Pain, I need to start acting like it. Dante Daevain was the first example, and you'll be the next. Be prepared, Lekkter.
At Rapture, you enter the killing field.
Bank on that.