Post by Reyna Carter on Jul 27, 2013 11:24:24 GMT -5
"We weren't really at Rapture for a show, but that's alright, we let the place get more chaotic without our more glamorous selves around. However, we did make an appearance on the tron, stating we are going for the tag team titles, and of course, winning them too. It's only a matter of time until the company gets remade in our image. The plan is coming together really nicely and all of us at Mi Pi Sexy couldn't be anymore pleased. We're taking the ugly people out to pasture like Old Yeller. Our list is impressive, but we know we still have more to do. Beautiful People Wrestling is a reality whether anybody likes it or not and it's all coming to a head at Wrestle Extravaganza IV."
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The scene opens up to Famous Nightclub located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The scene inside of the club is hot. Lots of dancing and overall, the atmosphere is a positive one with lots of good fun. Sitting at one of the tables are the four members of Mi Pi Sexy. Kelly Hampton wearing a red strapless dress with black pumps, Derek Saunders wearing a spiffy gray suit with a white dress shirt under the blazer and a black tie. While on their left, Angelina Williams is dressed in a black halter top lace dress with matching heels, and Reyna Carter is wearing a black skirt with a Mi Pi Sexy t-shirt as the top and black heel boots. The four of them are chatting with one another. Derek, Kelly and Angelina are drinking some Sprite while Reyna dabbles in an alcoholic beverage.
Reyna Carter: Well girls, it's not long until we truly dominate the world.
Kelly Hampton: You said it. You and Angelina will be the next Mean Girls Champions, the European-Canadian Championship will remain in place and we have our outside endeavors as well.
Angelina Williams: Like Mi Pi TV was soooo good, networks are wanting OUR show to be broadcasted.
Derek Saunders: Speaking of that. Any update?
Reyna Carter: I did make them a counter offer that includes everything in one package.
Angelina Williams: Ooh. What did they say?
Reyna Carter: They said they'll get back to us soon, which I'm thinking maybe a week or two weeks.
Angelina Williams: Well they better hurry up because I'm so not waiting a ridiculously long time to know whether we're going to be on TV more and have a more successful business.
Reyna Carter: I'm in agreement.
Angelina Williams: You can't forget us having easy opponents for this upcoming Rapture.
Derek Saunders: Easy doesn't do justice. From what I gather from Morgan Simmons, this is a tune up match. You two will DOMINATE these scrubs you girls have been put up against.
Reyna Carter: To be fair Derek, we always dominate. Toyota Toyota and Mya Denton experienced that first hand at Slamathon.
Angelina Williams: And we don't count that match two weeks later against Danielle Lopez and Talia Skye. They cheated to win. It wasn't fair.
Reyna Carter: Nothing those bitches do is fair. It's unfortunate really.
Kelly Hampton: But you two will beat their associates and bring the titles home to our camp.
Angelina Williams: Gurrrrl, that's right. It's not that far away. I'm excited.
Reyna Carter: So am I, Angelina! We'll also dominate that match because we are...
Reyna/Angelina: GLAMOROUS!!!
Kelly Hampton: I see we're mocking those two, eh?
Reyna Carter: Danielle and Talia are a horrible tag team. They're not as great as us, they're certainly not glamorous and they just don't have the star quality that we do.
Angelina Williams: That can describe Team Lethality in it's entirety.
Derek Saunders: Very true. Sooo, how are we going to approach this upcoming match for Rapture?
Reyna Carter: Well Derek, since we are facing the lowest form of scum in PCW, I figured we don't need to prepare all that much. A victory is by all rights...ours!
Angelina Williams: BFF makes a great point! We're facing a team that has no chance in hell of defeating us. Some might even say that our match against them...will be the shortest match in PCW history.
Kelly Hampton: There's no arguing that.
Reyna then takes a shot of her alcoholic beverage and downs it quickly.
Reyna Carter: Damn right!
Derek Saunders: Gurl, how many of those have you had?
Reyna Carter: Four. Why so?
Derek Saunders: Because you have been downing them like that.
Kelly Hampton: She's always been a drinker. She'll drink anything.
Reyna Carter: Almost. Moonshine is one thing I will never touch. Other than that, you're right.
Angelina Williams: I think we've been here long enough. Shall we go?
Reyna Carter: Absolutely. Besides, I have better stuff at home anyways.
Angelina Williams: Alright, let's go.
Reyna, Angelina, Kelly and Derek all get up out of their seats and head out of the club as the scene fades out.
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The scene now opens up to the room inside of Reyna's large mansion size home, decorated in all red. Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams are seated on their signature red and gold thrones, still dressed in their attire from the club. In her lap, Reyna has the Pride Wrestling European-Canadian Championship while holding the signature wand in her hand and a tiara fitted perfectly on her head. And Angelina sits there with the group's signature Ugly Stick in hand. The two BFF's look at the camera which is controlled by Derek Saunders and Kelly Hampton begins the count down with her fingers and when it reaches to one, Reyna begins to speak.
Reyna Carter: We're baaaaack.
Angelina Williams: Did you miss us PCW?
Reyna Carter: They should. After everything we do for them. But that's okay, we are back in PCW, we are looking as glamorous as ever, but this time...we have a goal, we have officially started to achieve what is rightfully ours.
Angelina Williams: That's right Reyna. Right after the really gruesome match between The Princesses of Lethality and Fatality Inc, and I do use the term gruesome in a whole different light here, that disgusting little Mexican Mariah Lopez said there was no more competition in the tag team division in PCW. They state they have beaten everybody.
Reyna Carter: If we weren't around, that might be passed off as true, but unfortunately for her and her butch looking tag team partner, we are around. We are here in the flesh. We are the most dominant team in PCW today so it only made sense to call bullshit on your little "no competition" claim. You haven't beaten everybody because the most glamorous group of all time is right here.
Angelina Williams: And at Wrestle Extravaganza IV in that garbage city known as Oklahoma, we will fight the two lesbians, take their titles and make them over into our own image. Simple.
Reyna Carter: That's right. If you noticed what I have done to the European-Canadian Championship, you'll know that we are serious about this. No joking around. And the tag team titles are going to be the very start of us rechristening PCW as Beautiful People Wrestling.
Angelina Williams: Oh my gosh! That is soooo great! Where do you come up with this stuff?
Reyna Carter: That's a good question. I just come up with it out of the blue I guess. We'll have BPW Mean Girls Championships made shortly, which is what the PCW World Tag Team Titles will be rechristened as.
Angelina Williams: So right! Time's ticking princesses, you two will be in for a real fun time at the hands of The "Fallen Angel" and the REAL "Glamor Queen".
Reyna Carter: Hun, I'm glad you said my nickname because this segways perfectly into our opponents for the evening. The jobbers known as Dick Taylor and Marina Valdivia.
Angelina Williams: What horrible names. Knowing that they are horrible people, it fits them perfectly.
Reyna Carter: Agreed! Now Marina, Dick, from what I gather, your reputations in this business are not too kind. Wow, and they say we're bad. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. People, if you want the true bad people of professional wrestling...look no further than those jokers.
Angelina Williams: Ugh! Yeah they are sooo bad. Who the hell do we start off with?
Reyna Carter: Let's go with Dick!
Angelina Williams: Excellent! Now Dick Taylor is a really putrid individual to say the least. He was the one who ran that really awful promotion called WKF, the same one you see a lot of the insignificant idiots in this company bash. Anyways, Dick was by all means, a horrible wrestler. I believe he lost to Ryan Welfare if I'm not mistaken.
Reyna Carter: HORRIBLE!
Angelina Williams: Also painful...both literally and figuratively. But Dick was a colossal failure in PCW years ago, so he formed his own company in the hopes of bettering himself and his win-loss record. So he did just that by crowning himself the very first champion of WKF.
Reyna Carter: By reading through the pages of Google, this was until some of the "legends" of PCW called him out on his bullshit and he quickly rebooted the company and started from scratch.
Angelina Williams: Don't worry simpletons, this is the only story where it has a restart button attached to it. Back to the topic, WKF restarted and it was under PCW's eye as a developmental territory.
Reyna Carter: Somebody needed to keep an eye on that bloody idiot.
Angelina Williams: More like a damn leash. But they started fresh and on the PCW television channel. Things looked promising and they actually made their first and I believe only smart move to make when they made none other than Syn as their first World Champion.
Reyna Carter: Angelina, we don't count that championship as a World title. The crappiest heels in my closet has more worth than that bloody thing.
Angelina Williams: Good point. Now you PCW fans all know who Syn is, or at least you should be as he was the PCW World Heavyweight Champion not too long ago. If you don't know him, you will have proven us right as you are a bunch of pathetic morons.
Reyna Carter: The fans are stupid regardless of the outcome. Let's get that straight.
Angelina Williams: She's so smart everybody. Kids should really look up to Reyna Carter. Now with Syn as the champion of that dump promotion, you would think things are all well and good right? Ehhh...not so much, because they screwed the pooch by hiring a bunch of crappy talent that couldn't even lace up Jerry Static's boots for god's sake. To make matters worse, they had that Team Lethality retard as the other top wrestler.
Reyna Carter: Well you just pointed out the problem with them. THEY SUCKED!
Angelina Williams: Majorly. Don't get us wrong, we could have easily dominated that dump with ease, but we don't go to shitty promotions. It just doesn't happen. WKF's lifespan was a short one, thankfully, and we haven't seen Dick Taylor around since that time.
Reyna Carter: He's probably crying about how he couldn't amount to a damn thing in the wrestling business and how he wishes he was half as good as the lower tier stars of PCW.
Angelina Williams: So true. And speaking of lower tier stars, we segway into the other half of the team that will get beaten by Mi Pi Sexy.
Reyna Carter: That's right. Marina Valdivia, the so-called "big movie star". She's totally "great". Everybody wants to be like her.
Angelina Williams: I want my eventual daughter to be like her.
Reyna Carter: She's an inspiration...YEAH RIGHT! You cretins say our egos are way over the top and I won't disagree, we have pretty big egos, but we also back them up. In this case, Marina's is larger than the planet itself. She is the most delusional fucking cunt this business has ever seen.
Angelina Williams: She's accused you of being a ripoff of her.
Reyna Carter: Which is bloody hilarious by the way. Nobody and I mean NOBODY wants to be like that stupid ugly blonde piece of crap. She makes Talia Skye look like one of us, and that plastic ho is nowhere near as great or glamorous as we are. She knows that we are the real deal when it comes to glamor and looking fucking fabulous.
Angelina Williams: Preach on! You're easily a better BFF than she ever was. By far.
Reyna Carter: Thank you Angelina! So nice of you to say, and when it comes to comparisons of Marina and I. I am the real deal. I am the REAL Glamor Queen. She's just a pretend bitch. Angelina, is Marina even real in the first place?
Angelina Williams: By my calculations, I don't see anything natural about that bitch. It's all fake.
Reyna Carter: Thank you hun for that inspiring piece of information. Now to be serious for a moment. Don't think that I didn't forget about being called a "Marina Valdivia wannabe." I remember that all too well. It was leading up to and after my match with Danielle Lopez at Battle Finale. You were the one who said my glamorous ways were fake and how I wouldn't even live up to a shred of what you have done, but here's one fact for you Marina...IF that is even your real name.
I am a bigger star than you ever could hope for. You see, none of your accomplishments really mean a thing at the end of the day because it was all a facade. It was all a lie. For really your whole tenure in "that place", you were the one pulling the strings backstage, making everybody but a few names run around like chickens with their heads cut off, not knowing whether they were really getting an opportunity or just being used to springboard yourself and a select few you were "tight" with backstage, all the while calling PCW a place of that bullshit.
See? While PCW and Mi Pi Sexy more often than not do not get along with each other, at least we're not pulling that type of garbage. We have enough dignity and class not to do so, and despite our opinions of pretty much everybody in this place outside of our group, we have a small form of respect to know that they genuinely earned their stripes. Marina on the otherhand, earned absolutely nothing. She was handed everything on a silver platter. Why she's more spoiled than me, and I'm damn proud of being given everything by my mommy and daddy.
Angelina Williams: She also claims she's rich. Any truth to that?
Reyna Carter: I'll tell you this hun. Any idiot can go on the internet, make themselves a Wikipedia page, sugarcoat it to where it describes yourself as nothing but greatness and even add a few things to it, like "movie star extraordinaire" or some crap like that. I know of no movies that had that worthless bitch in it and trust me, I'm in the know when it comes to big time movie premiers.
Angelina Williams: In other words. Marina Valdivia is nothing but a LIAR!!!
Reyna/Angelina: HOLLER!
Reyna Carter: But seriously, that's exactly what she is, and Dick Taylor is on that level of having piece of shit syndrome. Both of them are in the hall of shame for being complete jokes of "people", huge emphasis on that word. Next Saturday night on Rapture, those two will find out the meaning of pain as Mi Pi Sexy will kick the living crap out of them until they are physically unable to.
Angelina Williams: We're going to eliminate them from planet Earth. They're not even on our radar, but for this show, we'll exterminate the trash and get our hands dirty. Besides, we need a warmup match for Wrestle Extravaganza anyways and these two low down no talent bitches will do the trick toward providing us with the momentum we truly need heading into our World Tag Team...no, Mean Girls Championship match up.
Reyna Carter: It's already a forgone conclusion that we will win this thing. Chalk up another victory for the greatest group going today. And Marina, Dick...you two will know what it's like to have FALLEN to Royalty! Courtesy of MI PI SEXY!
Angelina Williams: Two bitches will be broken, and then we move on to the lesbian bitches!
Reyna Carter: Just three weeks away! Hope you remember that, "champs".
Reyna and Angelina slap hands before they walk away and the camera fades out.
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The scene opens up to Famous Nightclub located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The scene inside of the club is hot. Lots of dancing and overall, the atmosphere is a positive one with lots of good fun. Sitting at one of the tables are the four members of Mi Pi Sexy. Kelly Hampton wearing a red strapless dress with black pumps, Derek Saunders wearing a spiffy gray suit with a white dress shirt under the blazer and a black tie. While on their left, Angelina Williams is dressed in a black halter top lace dress with matching heels, and Reyna Carter is wearing a black skirt with a Mi Pi Sexy t-shirt as the top and black heel boots. The four of them are chatting with one another. Derek, Kelly and Angelina are drinking some Sprite while Reyna dabbles in an alcoholic beverage.
Reyna Carter: Well girls, it's not long until we truly dominate the world.
Kelly Hampton: You said it. You and Angelina will be the next Mean Girls Champions, the European-Canadian Championship will remain in place and we have our outside endeavors as well.
Angelina Williams: Like Mi Pi TV was soooo good, networks are wanting OUR show to be broadcasted.
Derek Saunders: Speaking of that. Any update?
Reyna Carter: I did make them a counter offer that includes everything in one package.
Angelina Williams: Ooh. What did they say?
Reyna Carter: They said they'll get back to us soon, which I'm thinking maybe a week or two weeks.
Angelina Williams: Well they better hurry up because I'm so not waiting a ridiculously long time to know whether we're going to be on TV more and have a more successful business.
Reyna Carter: I'm in agreement.
Angelina Williams: You can't forget us having easy opponents for this upcoming Rapture.
Derek Saunders: Easy doesn't do justice. From what I gather from Morgan Simmons, this is a tune up match. You two will DOMINATE these scrubs you girls have been put up against.
Reyna Carter: To be fair Derek, we always dominate. Toyota Toyota and Mya Denton experienced that first hand at Slamathon.
Angelina Williams: And we don't count that match two weeks later against Danielle Lopez and Talia Skye. They cheated to win. It wasn't fair.
Reyna Carter: Nothing those bitches do is fair. It's unfortunate really.
Kelly Hampton: But you two will beat their associates and bring the titles home to our camp.
Angelina Williams: Gurrrrl, that's right. It's not that far away. I'm excited.
Reyna Carter: So am I, Angelina! We'll also dominate that match because we are...
Reyna/Angelina: GLAMOROUS!!!
Kelly Hampton: I see we're mocking those two, eh?
Reyna Carter: Danielle and Talia are a horrible tag team. They're not as great as us, they're certainly not glamorous and they just don't have the star quality that we do.
Angelina Williams: That can describe Team Lethality in it's entirety.
Derek Saunders: Very true. Sooo, how are we going to approach this upcoming match for Rapture?
Reyna Carter: Well Derek, since we are facing the lowest form of scum in PCW, I figured we don't need to prepare all that much. A victory is by all rights...ours!
Angelina Williams: BFF makes a great point! We're facing a team that has no chance in hell of defeating us. Some might even say that our match against them...will be the shortest match in PCW history.
Kelly Hampton: There's no arguing that.
Reyna then takes a shot of her alcoholic beverage and downs it quickly.
Reyna Carter: Damn right!
Derek Saunders: Gurl, how many of those have you had?
Reyna Carter: Four. Why so?
Derek Saunders: Because you have been downing them like that.
Kelly Hampton: She's always been a drinker. She'll drink anything.
Reyna Carter: Almost. Moonshine is one thing I will never touch. Other than that, you're right.
Angelina Williams: I think we've been here long enough. Shall we go?
Reyna Carter: Absolutely. Besides, I have better stuff at home anyways.
Angelina Williams: Alright, let's go.
Reyna, Angelina, Kelly and Derek all get up out of their seats and head out of the club as the scene fades out.
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The scene now opens up to the room inside of Reyna's large mansion size home, decorated in all red. Reyna Carter and Angelina Williams are seated on their signature red and gold thrones, still dressed in their attire from the club. In her lap, Reyna has the Pride Wrestling European-Canadian Championship while holding the signature wand in her hand and a tiara fitted perfectly on her head. And Angelina sits there with the group's signature Ugly Stick in hand. The two BFF's look at the camera which is controlled by Derek Saunders and Kelly Hampton begins the count down with her fingers and when it reaches to one, Reyna begins to speak.
Reyna Carter: We're baaaaack.
Angelina Williams: Did you miss us PCW?
Reyna Carter: They should. After everything we do for them. But that's okay, we are back in PCW, we are looking as glamorous as ever, but this time...we have a goal, we have officially started to achieve what is rightfully ours.
Angelina Williams: That's right Reyna. Right after the really gruesome match between The Princesses of Lethality and Fatality Inc, and I do use the term gruesome in a whole different light here, that disgusting little Mexican Mariah Lopez said there was no more competition in the tag team division in PCW. They state they have beaten everybody.
Reyna Carter: If we weren't around, that might be passed off as true, but unfortunately for her and her butch looking tag team partner, we are around. We are here in the flesh. We are the most dominant team in PCW today so it only made sense to call bullshit on your little "no competition" claim. You haven't beaten everybody because the most glamorous group of all time is right here.
Angelina Williams: And at Wrestle Extravaganza IV in that garbage city known as Oklahoma, we will fight the two lesbians, take their titles and make them over into our own image. Simple.
Reyna Carter: That's right. If you noticed what I have done to the European-Canadian Championship, you'll know that we are serious about this. No joking around. And the tag team titles are going to be the very start of us rechristening PCW as Beautiful People Wrestling.
Angelina Williams: Oh my gosh! That is soooo great! Where do you come up with this stuff?
Reyna Carter: That's a good question. I just come up with it out of the blue I guess. We'll have BPW Mean Girls Championships made shortly, which is what the PCW World Tag Team Titles will be rechristened as.
Angelina Williams: So right! Time's ticking princesses, you two will be in for a real fun time at the hands of The "Fallen Angel" and the REAL "Glamor Queen".
Reyna Carter: Hun, I'm glad you said my nickname because this segways perfectly into our opponents for the evening. The jobbers known as Dick Taylor and Marina Valdivia.
Angelina Williams: What horrible names. Knowing that they are horrible people, it fits them perfectly.
Reyna Carter: Agreed! Now Marina, Dick, from what I gather, your reputations in this business are not too kind. Wow, and they say we're bad. Jesus Christ on a pogo stick. People, if you want the true bad people of professional wrestling...look no further than those jokers.
Angelina Williams: Ugh! Yeah they are sooo bad. Who the hell do we start off with?
Reyna Carter: Let's go with Dick!
Angelina Williams: Excellent! Now Dick Taylor is a really putrid individual to say the least. He was the one who ran that really awful promotion called WKF, the same one you see a lot of the insignificant idiots in this company bash. Anyways, Dick was by all means, a horrible wrestler. I believe he lost to Ryan Welfare if I'm not mistaken.
Reyna Carter: HORRIBLE!
Angelina Williams: Also painful...both literally and figuratively. But Dick was a colossal failure in PCW years ago, so he formed his own company in the hopes of bettering himself and his win-loss record. So he did just that by crowning himself the very first champion of WKF.
Reyna Carter: By reading through the pages of Google, this was until some of the "legends" of PCW called him out on his bullshit and he quickly rebooted the company and started from scratch.
Angelina Williams: Don't worry simpletons, this is the only story where it has a restart button attached to it. Back to the topic, WKF restarted and it was under PCW's eye as a developmental territory.
Reyna Carter: Somebody needed to keep an eye on that bloody idiot.
Angelina Williams: More like a damn leash. But they started fresh and on the PCW television channel. Things looked promising and they actually made their first and I believe only smart move to make when they made none other than Syn as their first World Champion.
Reyna Carter: Angelina, we don't count that championship as a World title. The crappiest heels in my closet has more worth than that bloody thing.
Angelina Williams: Good point. Now you PCW fans all know who Syn is, or at least you should be as he was the PCW World Heavyweight Champion not too long ago. If you don't know him, you will have proven us right as you are a bunch of pathetic morons.
Reyna Carter: The fans are stupid regardless of the outcome. Let's get that straight.
Angelina Williams: She's so smart everybody. Kids should really look up to Reyna Carter. Now with Syn as the champion of that dump promotion, you would think things are all well and good right? Ehhh...not so much, because they screwed the pooch by hiring a bunch of crappy talent that couldn't even lace up Jerry Static's boots for god's sake. To make matters worse, they had that Team Lethality retard as the other top wrestler.
Reyna Carter: Well you just pointed out the problem with them. THEY SUCKED!
Angelina Williams: Majorly. Don't get us wrong, we could have easily dominated that dump with ease, but we don't go to shitty promotions. It just doesn't happen. WKF's lifespan was a short one, thankfully, and we haven't seen Dick Taylor around since that time.
Reyna Carter: He's probably crying about how he couldn't amount to a damn thing in the wrestling business and how he wishes he was half as good as the lower tier stars of PCW.
Angelina Williams: So true. And speaking of lower tier stars, we segway into the other half of the team that will get beaten by Mi Pi Sexy.
Reyna Carter: That's right. Marina Valdivia, the so-called "big movie star". She's totally "great". Everybody wants to be like her.
Angelina Williams: I want my eventual daughter to be like her.
Reyna Carter: She's an inspiration...YEAH RIGHT! You cretins say our egos are way over the top and I won't disagree, we have pretty big egos, but we also back them up. In this case, Marina's is larger than the planet itself. She is the most delusional fucking cunt this business has ever seen.
Angelina Williams: She's accused you of being a ripoff of her.
Reyna Carter: Which is bloody hilarious by the way. Nobody and I mean NOBODY wants to be like that stupid ugly blonde piece of crap. She makes Talia Skye look like one of us, and that plastic ho is nowhere near as great or glamorous as we are. She knows that we are the real deal when it comes to glamor and looking fucking fabulous.
Angelina Williams: Preach on! You're easily a better BFF than she ever was. By far.
Reyna Carter: Thank you Angelina! So nice of you to say, and when it comes to comparisons of Marina and I. I am the real deal. I am the REAL Glamor Queen. She's just a pretend bitch. Angelina, is Marina even real in the first place?
Angelina Williams: By my calculations, I don't see anything natural about that bitch. It's all fake.
Reyna Carter: Thank you hun for that inspiring piece of information. Now to be serious for a moment. Don't think that I didn't forget about being called a "Marina Valdivia wannabe." I remember that all too well. It was leading up to and after my match with Danielle Lopez at Battle Finale. You were the one who said my glamorous ways were fake and how I wouldn't even live up to a shred of what you have done, but here's one fact for you Marina...IF that is even your real name.
I am a bigger star than you ever could hope for. You see, none of your accomplishments really mean a thing at the end of the day because it was all a facade. It was all a lie. For really your whole tenure in "that place", you were the one pulling the strings backstage, making everybody but a few names run around like chickens with their heads cut off, not knowing whether they were really getting an opportunity or just being used to springboard yourself and a select few you were "tight" with backstage, all the while calling PCW a place of that bullshit.
See? While PCW and Mi Pi Sexy more often than not do not get along with each other, at least we're not pulling that type of garbage. We have enough dignity and class not to do so, and despite our opinions of pretty much everybody in this place outside of our group, we have a small form of respect to know that they genuinely earned their stripes. Marina on the otherhand, earned absolutely nothing. She was handed everything on a silver platter. Why she's more spoiled than me, and I'm damn proud of being given everything by my mommy and daddy.
Angelina Williams: She also claims she's rich. Any truth to that?
Reyna Carter: I'll tell you this hun. Any idiot can go on the internet, make themselves a Wikipedia page, sugarcoat it to where it describes yourself as nothing but greatness and even add a few things to it, like "movie star extraordinaire" or some crap like that. I know of no movies that had that worthless bitch in it and trust me, I'm in the know when it comes to big time movie premiers.
Angelina Williams: In other words. Marina Valdivia is nothing but a LIAR!!!
Reyna/Angelina: HOLLER!
Reyna Carter: But seriously, that's exactly what she is, and Dick Taylor is on that level of having piece of shit syndrome. Both of them are in the hall of shame for being complete jokes of "people", huge emphasis on that word. Next Saturday night on Rapture, those two will find out the meaning of pain as Mi Pi Sexy will kick the living crap out of them until they are physically unable to.
Angelina Williams: We're going to eliminate them from planet Earth. They're not even on our radar, but for this show, we'll exterminate the trash and get our hands dirty. Besides, we need a warmup match for Wrestle Extravaganza anyways and these two low down no talent bitches will do the trick toward providing us with the momentum we truly need heading into our World Tag Team...no, Mean Girls Championship match up.
Reyna Carter: It's already a forgone conclusion that we will win this thing. Chalk up another victory for the greatest group going today. And Marina, Dick...you two will know what it's like to have FALLEN to Royalty! Courtesy of MI PI SEXY!
Angelina Williams: Two bitches will be broken, and then we move on to the lesbian bitches!
Reyna Carter: Just three weeks away! Hope you remember that, "champs".
Reyna and Angelina slap hands before they walk away and the camera fades out.