Post by cyborg878 on Aug 1, 2013 16:36:04 GMT -5
The scene opens up outside a small home. Several young teens with tattered clothing and dirt all over them walk towards the house. They knock on the door, which is opened to reveal a large black woman in a dress and apron.
Mama: Aw hello there youngins! Y'all are just in time for dinner, I made some good old fashioned gumbo. Come on in!
Mama lets the three teens into her house. They all go into the kitchen and sit down at the small table while Mama gets out four bowls and serves gumbo to the teens and herself. She sits down at the table.
Mama: Now children, bow your heads please. It's time to thank the Lord.
Mama and the teens all bow their heads and close their eyes.
Mama: Lord we thank you for food, for shelter, and most importantly for all the love we receive and give. Amen!
The teens repeat amen and they, as well as Mama, begin to eat. At this point the view focuses on the teens. One is a young black boy with very short black hair (Jeff). The second and eldest is a raven haired latina(Ariana), and the third, and youngest, is a red-headed girl with glasses(Marina). Their clothes are dirty and ripped, signs of poverty. They all come from a nearby youth shelter. Every Thursday these three particular youth pay a visit to Mama, who helps out at the shelter twice a week. Mama looks at these three kids as her own and tries to spend as much time with them to provide a healthy maternal figure.
Mama: So children I got some excitin' news you all of y'all!
Ariana: What is it Mama?
Mama: I'm takin' one last trip into the wrasslin' business! I'm goin' into PCW for a match!
Jeff: That's awesome Mama! You're going to be on T.V.!!!
Mama: That's right darlin' so you make sure Mrs. Mayhew puts that T.V. on the Premium Network on the third!
Marina: Who are you fighting Mama?
Mama: Ohhhh child let me tell you! Your Mama here and her big rear are teaching a youngin' named the Lone Ranger some respect!
Jeff: Eww! Mama whoop his butt! He's a whiny loser!
Mama: Hush child! What did I teach you about name callin'?
Jeff: Even if it's true, that doesn't mean you should say it because it's mean.
Mama: That's right child! But don'tchu worry your Mama will be layin' one mean butt whoopin' on that Lone Ranger. He is upsettin' a lot of people and Mama's goin' to teach that young man manners and respect!
Marina: Good! I don't want to see him on T.V. anymore!
Mama: We'll I'll see what I can do honey!
Mama: Now even better news children, is I've talked to Mrs. Mayhew and once I get my big paycheck from
the wrasslin' company I was hoping y'all would like to come live with Mama. I'd make your rooms all nice and special for y'all. But it's your decision children.
The three youth start to tear up. They wipe away their tears and all three nod.
Jeff: We'd love that Mama!
Mama: Well that's very exciting children! Y'all know I love you dearly. Now who wants to see Mama go train a little bit? This old girl needs to get ready to lay out a butt whoopin' on that rude youngin'!
All three children raise their hands. Mama smiles at them as they finish eating. After everyone finishes eating Mama grabs the dirty dishes. She puts the dishes in the sink to be washed later. Mama grabs her purse and keys and motions for the children to go outside. They three children head out and Mama locks the door behind her. Mama walks to the car, unlocking the doors for the children. They all get in and Mama drives off towards the nearest wrestling gym.
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Mama walks in to the gym with the three youth walking behind her. She walks up to the wrestling ring area. She sets her purse and glasses down on a chair.
Mama: You children sit here and watch Mama kick some booty.
The children sit on the chairs near Mama's purse. Mama walks over to the ring, she tries to slide into the ring, but Mama's Ass gets caught on the bottom rope and Mama gets stuck. The children begin to giggle as one of the gym's referee trainees pulls Mama into the ring.
Mama: Now you children hush up!
Mama gets to her feet and looks around the gym for an opponent. She sees a young man with a cocky smirk in black tights leaning against the wall. A small, skinny male walks by him towards the change room. As the skinny guy walks by him the cocky man trips him and laughs. Mama shakes her head at the jerk of a man.
Mama: Hey you! Yes you in the black trunks. Don'tchu be a bully. I'll lay a whoopin' on you!
The jerk is shocked at being called out by Mama. He heads towards the ring and slides under the rope. He walks right up to Mama and shoves the women causing the children outside the ring to boo him. Mama shakes it off and waggles her finger in the face of the man. He punches her in the face, knocking her back a few steps. Mama runs at the man, who hits a drop toe hold. The jerk hits a knee drop to Mama's back and rolls her over for a pin attempt. Mama kicks out before the ref can even count one and the jerk gets Mama to her feet. The jerk tries to suplex Mama, but cannot lift her and Mama hits a suplex of her own.
Marina: Go Mama! Whoop his butt!!
Mama gets up and lifts the jerk before slamming him to the ground with a bodyslam. She runs off the ropes and triesto hit a running senton, but the jerk rolls out of the way. Mama sits up, holding her back in pain. The jerk stomps Mama on the back and slams her head backwards onto the mat. He runs of the ropes and stops to pose beside Mama before hitting an elbow drop. The jerk hits a running flipping necksnap before going for another pin. The ref counts once before Mama kicks out. The jerk gets Mama up and tries to irish whip her into the corner. Mama overpowers the jerk and instead whips him into the corner. Mama runs and hits a hip splash into the corner. Mama runs and hits a Bronco Buster on the jerk.
Mama watches as the jerk rolls away. She climbs the turnbuckle and waits for the jerk to stumble over. She grabs the jerk by his long brown hair and slams his head into the turnbuckle, between her legs, twelve times. Mama jumps to hit the Mama Drop, but the jerk rolls out of the ring and Mama crashes to the mat again. Mama crawls towards the ropes and when she does she receives a roundhouse kick to the face from the jerk. The jerk climbs the apron and hits Mama with a slingshot leg drop.
The jerk lifts Mama before hitting a swinging neckbreaker. He points to the ceiling and climbs the corner turnbuckle. He dives off, but Mama moves away. The jerk gets to his feet and stumbles towards Mama who hits him with a two handed chokebomb. She holds the jerk down and gets the three count. Mama celebrates a bit by dancing before rolling out to celebrate with the three children as the scene goes to black.
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Mama: Hey children it's your Mama! And I'm here to serve you a big 'ol helpin' of the real world! That Lone Ranger has been mouthin' off about Mama and it's time Mama gives him his just desserts. Now the Ranger is right about Mama coming one last time to PCW because hopefully I won't have any more young fools to be punishin'.
Of course an overconfident fool like yourself thinks they will beat Mama, but I'mma let you know young man that you won't be punishin' Mama! Funny thing is child, you haven't punished anyone? You've gotten your rear handed to you too many times! The only thing people are gunna' be realizin' on Saturday is that Mama still got the stuff to get it done in the ring!
Mama is makin' her return to PCW and it will be a successful return. Remember something Ranger, don'tchu sass your Mama!!
Mama: Aw hello there youngins! Y'all are just in time for dinner, I made some good old fashioned gumbo. Come on in!
Mama lets the three teens into her house. They all go into the kitchen and sit down at the small table while Mama gets out four bowls and serves gumbo to the teens and herself. She sits down at the table.
Mama: Now children, bow your heads please. It's time to thank the Lord.
Mama and the teens all bow their heads and close their eyes.
Mama: Lord we thank you for food, for shelter, and most importantly for all the love we receive and give. Amen!
The teens repeat amen and they, as well as Mama, begin to eat. At this point the view focuses on the teens. One is a young black boy with very short black hair (Jeff). The second and eldest is a raven haired latina(Ariana), and the third, and youngest, is a red-headed girl with glasses(Marina). Their clothes are dirty and ripped, signs of poverty. They all come from a nearby youth shelter. Every Thursday these three particular youth pay a visit to Mama, who helps out at the shelter twice a week. Mama looks at these three kids as her own and tries to spend as much time with them to provide a healthy maternal figure.
Mama: So children I got some excitin' news you all of y'all!
Ariana: What is it Mama?
Mama: I'm takin' one last trip into the wrasslin' business! I'm goin' into PCW for a match!
Jeff: That's awesome Mama! You're going to be on T.V.!!!
Mama: That's right darlin' so you make sure Mrs. Mayhew puts that T.V. on the Premium Network on the third!
Marina: Who are you fighting Mama?
Mama: Ohhhh child let me tell you! Your Mama here and her big rear are teaching a youngin' named the Lone Ranger some respect!
Jeff: Eww! Mama whoop his butt! He's a whiny loser!
Mama: Hush child! What did I teach you about name callin'?
Jeff: Even if it's true, that doesn't mean you should say it because it's mean.
Mama: That's right child! But don'tchu worry your Mama will be layin' one mean butt whoopin' on that Lone Ranger. He is upsettin' a lot of people and Mama's goin' to teach that young man manners and respect!
Marina: Good! I don't want to see him on T.V. anymore!
Mama: We'll I'll see what I can do honey!
Mama: Now even better news children, is I've talked to Mrs. Mayhew and once I get my big paycheck from
the wrasslin' company I was hoping y'all would like to come live with Mama. I'd make your rooms all nice and special for y'all. But it's your decision children.
The three youth start to tear up. They wipe away their tears and all three nod.
Jeff: We'd love that Mama!
Mama: Well that's very exciting children! Y'all know I love you dearly. Now who wants to see Mama go train a little bit? This old girl needs to get ready to lay out a butt whoopin' on that rude youngin'!
All three children raise their hands. Mama smiles at them as they finish eating. After everyone finishes eating Mama grabs the dirty dishes. She puts the dishes in the sink to be washed later. Mama grabs her purse and keys and motions for the children to go outside. They three children head out and Mama locks the door behind her. Mama walks to the car, unlocking the doors for the children. They all get in and Mama drives off towards the nearest wrestling gym.
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Mama walks in to the gym with the three youth walking behind her. She walks up to the wrestling ring area. She sets her purse and glasses down on a chair.
Mama: You children sit here and watch Mama kick some booty.
The children sit on the chairs near Mama's purse. Mama walks over to the ring, she tries to slide into the ring, but Mama's Ass gets caught on the bottom rope and Mama gets stuck. The children begin to giggle as one of the gym's referee trainees pulls Mama into the ring.
Mama: Now you children hush up!
Mama gets to her feet and looks around the gym for an opponent. She sees a young man with a cocky smirk in black tights leaning against the wall. A small, skinny male walks by him towards the change room. As the skinny guy walks by him the cocky man trips him and laughs. Mama shakes her head at the jerk of a man.
Mama: Hey you! Yes you in the black trunks. Don'tchu be a bully. I'll lay a whoopin' on you!
The jerk is shocked at being called out by Mama. He heads towards the ring and slides under the rope. He walks right up to Mama and shoves the women causing the children outside the ring to boo him. Mama shakes it off and waggles her finger in the face of the man. He punches her in the face, knocking her back a few steps. Mama runs at the man, who hits a drop toe hold. The jerk hits a knee drop to Mama's back and rolls her over for a pin attempt. Mama kicks out before the ref can even count one and the jerk gets Mama to her feet. The jerk tries to suplex Mama, but cannot lift her and Mama hits a suplex of her own.
Marina: Go Mama! Whoop his butt!!
Mama gets up and lifts the jerk before slamming him to the ground with a bodyslam. She runs off the ropes and triesto hit a running senton, but the jerk rolls out of the way. Mama sits up, holding her back in pain. The jerk stomps Mama on the back and slams her head backwards onto the mat. He runs of the ropes and stops to pose beside Mama before hitting an elbow drop. The jerk hits a running flipping necksnap before going for another pin. The ref counts once before Mama kicks out. The jerk gets Mama up and tries to irish whip her into the corner. Mama overpowers the jerk and instead whips him into the corner. Mama runs and hits a hip splash into the corner. Mama runs and hits a Bronco Buster on the jerk.
Mama watches as the jerk rolls away. She climbs the turnbuckle and waits for the jerk to stumble over. She grabs the jerk by his long brown hair and slams his head into the turnbuckle, between her legs, twelve times. Mama jumps to hit the Mama Drop, but the jerk rolls out of the ring and Mama crashes to the mat again. Mama crawls towards the ropes and when she does she receives a roundhouse kick to the face from the jerk. The jerk climbs the apron and hits Mama with a slingshot leg drop.
The jerk lifts Mama before hitting a swinging neckbreaker. He points to the ceiling and climbs the corner turnbuckle. He dives off, but Mama moves away. The jerk gets to his feet and stumbles towards Mama who hits him with a two handed chokebomb. She holds the jerk down and gets the three count. Mama celebrates a bit by dancing before rolling out to celebrate with the three children as the scene goes to black.
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Mama: Hey children it's your Mama! And I'm here to serve you a big 'ol helpin' of the real world! That Lone Ranger has been mouthin' off about Mama and it's time Mama gives him his just desserts. Now the Ranger is right about Mama coming one last time to PCW because hopefully I won't have any more young fools to be punishin'.
Of course an overconfident fool like yourself thinks they will beat Mama, but I'mma let you know young man that you won't be punishin' Mama! Funny thing is child, you haven't punished anyone? You've gotten your rear handed to you too many times! The only thing people are gunna' be realizin' on Saturday is that Mama still got the stuff to get it done in the ring!
Mama is makin' her return to PCW and it will be a successful return. Remember something Ranger, don'tchu sass your Mama!!