Post by blair on Aug 28, 2013 4:10:18 GMT -5
[ Camera pans to a small town city where traffic is slow. We read the nearest sign and it reads “Welcome to River Falls, Wisconsin. The camera zooms in down the street to a building that says “Home of BlairVision” Productions. Suddenly a narrator’s voice starts to speak ]
Narrator: Welcome Ruler Rooters to the first video promotional tape in almost 3 years for the living legend, Paul Blair and this time it will also include his brother Israel Steele. Now for those of you who don’t remember, Paul Blair is a former World Champion in every fed he has been in - with the lone exception being right here in PCW. Now don’t bring this to his attention because the poor guy is so delusional that he probably does not even know he is the PCW. Anyways, today we are going to start off by taking you to the Blair mansion where Paul is hanging with his on again, off again girlfriend of the past 15 years.
Now Blair is in his 50s and been wrestling for the past 20 years professionally. He met 32 year old Robin Cradle when he was doing a promotional spot at her high school. She was 17 but in Blair’s eyes almost 18 so it was ok. She ran off with him that day and has been around him ever since. Anyways, enough history lessons. Let’s take you to their mansion.
[ Camera crew goes to the Blair mansion. They ring the doorbell and out steps the man himself. Paul Blair greets them with a smile ]
Blair: I have been expecting you peons. So you want to interview the Ruler do you? You want to hear from the Personification of Greatness. Well I’m all yours. But first I need to speak with Robin. Follow me.
[ Cameras follow Blair to Robin’s room. You would not know this is the room of a woman in her 30’s. It is obvious that she is a PCW fan. Well at least of one person in particular. ]
Blair: What the hell do you have hanging on your walls? Are these posters of some new boy band?
Robin: No Paul. This is of one of the greatest PCW’ers of all time. These posters just happen to be of ---
Blair {cuts her off}: Wait is it a girl band then? These pictures look a little girlish.
Robin: No Paul. That is a man, not some girl band. In fact he is one of the top PCW’ers of all time. I can’t believe you don’t remember --
Blair: {cuts her off again}: Have you been buying play girls again? You know I don’t mind if you buy those but geez, there should be pictures of guys that don’t look so girlish. But hey if you are into that, we can arrange that. We can bring some girls in here with us.
[ Robin does not seem to hate the idea but then again she’s not your normal woman. She again tries to tell Paul who these posters are of. ]
Robin: Would you let me finish. These pictures are of Mar---
Blair {reading the name}: These are of a wrestler you say? Who is Mary Fernandez?
Robin: It’s Mariano Fernandez. Don’t you remember him? You have wrestled him before.
Blair: Guy named Mary? Hmm, I would have remembered that. I remembered a song about a boy named Sue. But not a boy named Mary.
[ Blair thinks for a second and then he looks as if he remembered. ]
Blair: Hmm, oh wait was he that guy back in ‘04 that cleaned out the toilet bowl with his bare hands after some wrestler used the toilet? That dude is gross.
Robin: No he is a wrestler. You have wrestled him several times and he beat you.
Blair: Don’t be taking that tone with me. I don’t lose to women in any kind of argument. What did we have a cook off. After all that’s the only thing a boy named Sue, I mean a boy named Mary could beat me in.
Robin: Nevermind.
Blair: No. I do mind. Why are you bringing this filth into this house. We are a very clean home. We don’t buy filthy garbage like your play girl pics of some boy with a girl’s name. People might get the wrong idea. Anyways, I have to go. I have a physical to take before the CWF will let me back in to wrestle this weekend.
[ Blair starts to leave but Robin stops him ]
Robin: Paul we have gone over this. It’s the P C W. Premium Championship Wrestling. The CWF is gone. You and Israel are wrestling in the PCW.
Blair {laughing at her} : Right Robin. Like I would be caught dead in that rathole. I mean seriously. Do you know who I am?
Robin {muttering under her breath}: Oh geez, here we go.
Blair: I am a 12 time former World Champion. For goodness sakes, I am a CWF Hall of Famer and the only holder of the Pledge Allegence Memorial Cup. Rest in Peace Pledge. Rest in Peace good buddy.
[ As he says this, the Cup that he won in the Pledge Allegence Memorial Tourney appears in his hand and he holds it high in the air ]
Robin: Ok for one thing. Pledge is not dead, so you don’t have to say Rest in Peace. For another what you did in the CWF or any other fed is not going to matter in the PCW. They are completely different federations.
Blair {getting upset}: Whatever. I have to go take my physical. Come on camera crew, let’s blow this pizza stand.
[ Camera fades out as we come back the narrator begins to speak again ]
Narrator: As you can see, Blair is still very much his crazy self. He believes he is about to wrestle for a federation that does not have matches any longer. But he also carries around an old cup that he won in memory of a wrestler that is not dead. Now as we have moved to the hospital, he is carrying the cup in his right hand and has a title over his left shoulder. That title is 1/2 of the Elite Tag Team Titles. I can only guess what’s about to happen in this waiting room. Let’s go inside.
[ Blair is filling out paperwork with the trophy and the tag titles. ]
Blair: Name: Ruler. Address: Who’s asking? Age: Whatever you want baby. Sex: Yes indeed.
[ Blair pauses for a second and crosses out his original answer ]
Blair: Sex: Yes, unless you are fatty. Paul Blair don’t do fatties. I will leave that for every other peon. {chuckles at his response}. Employer: Ruler of the Wrestling Ring and Personification of Greatness. Contact Name: Hmm. Are you ok being my contact person?
[ Blair looks over to his left and what went unnoticed before is that Blair’s Tag team partner, Israel Steele is sitting right beside him. Well at least a cardboard cutout of his tag team partner. Blair awaits the response from the cutout. ]
Blair: I will take your silence as a yes, sure brother anything you say. Thanks for getting me a job. Gee I wish I could be cool like you. Now what’s your contact number?
[ Blair again waiting for a response and getting mad at the silence ]
Blair: You know this silent treatment does not work on me. Ok, I’m putting emergency contact number down as 9-1-1. That should get someone out there. Alright let’s get this over with.
[ Blair walks up to the front desk and smiles at the woman behind the desk. ]
Blair: Here you go. I think you will find all the information on there to be correct. As for the sex question. Yes to you. Yes to the woman walking right there. But no to this whale sitting next to you.
[ Blair points to a woman on the phone ]
Blair: Geez. Where do you people come from? Ok just let me know when it’s my turn. Either for this stupid physical or for a little quickie due to my answer to the sex question. You are a bit forward putting that on there. But I like your style.
[ Blair winks at her. The woman, Alex, does not look amused. ]
Alex: Mr. Blair, none of these answers are acceptable. But luckily we were told you would do this so we have something already set for you. If you would just wait at the front, we will call your name.
Blair: Alright. Just remember “yes to you but no to the fatty next to you”
[ Blair winks again and goes to sit down. After a few minutes he seems to grow impatient ]
Blair: So you guys want to start this promo about the card.
[ Camera crew sets up to roll Blair’s comments about his match. ]
Blair {talking to the cutout}: You want to go first? Or should I? Now let me look at that list again.
[ Blair has his cheat sheet out next to him that lists his opponent and some of the others who are in PCW. ]
Blair: This must be a typo. It says our opponents are named Alice Kennedy and Victoria. Those must be some big dudes to have girl names. Wait what?
[ Camera crew explain that those are the names of men. ]
Blair: You mean this federation is going to have us facing women. Isn’t there some sort of law against that. I would never face Robin in the ring because I would destroy her. Of course she’s smart enough to know that. So Alice and Victoria huh? Well ladies let me check something.
[ Blair goes on the PCW website using his smart phone to see Alice and Victoria videos. ]
Blair: Alright ladies, I am willing to make you this offer. I will allow you to come back to the Blair mansion to hang with me and Robin for the weekend. Israel, I guess you can watch from the living room television set that we will have video taping the whole thing. So what do you say Alice and Victoria. Now as for this match, I do not know why they are making me lower myself. I mean wrestling women?
[ Blair looks a little further down his cheat sheet ]
Blair: Wait, there are women all over this card. What is this some sort of women’s federation? I am going to have to speak with my agent, what kind of crap has he gotten me into.
[ Blair watches the desk as they call someone else’s name who came in after him ]
Blair: What the hell is going on here. Come on Alex call my name so I can get out of here. Now back to P.C.W
[ Blair shakes his head in disgust as he says those letters ]
Blair: So Israel let me get this straight, we are defending these tag titles, the Elite Tag Team Championships against women? What exactly is Elite about facing women in the ring. Oh man, I’m shaking in my boots. I’m facing two women. Oh wow. What are they going to do, hit me with a pillow? We going to break out the jello and have a jello fight? I bet you girls look real good with jello spread all up and down your ------
[ Cameras shut off. ]
Narrator: We will not let you hear what Paul said. He was advised that kind of language would not be tolerated and after a few moments the cameras came back on.
[ Blair seems to be reading off a cue card. ]
Blair: It has been brought to my attention that the language I was about to use in reference to what I wanted to do with jello products and the bodies of these women who call themselves “wrestlers” was inappropriate.
[ Blair throws the cue card down ]
Blair: I may have been told that but that does not mean I am sorry for saying it. I think it is an insult to call these girls ”wrestlers”. I think it’s insulting to this great business that they should make me lower myself to step in the ring with one woman much less two. But you know what, come this Saturday, I will do just that. And I will show each and everyone that while I have no wrestled in years, that I can still beat up anyone this federation of women has to go against me.
Now Alex, when the hell is it my turn. That’s the second person to go ahead of me.
[ Blair goes to the front desk to complain to Alex. As he does, another nurse comes out and calls for “Sue” to come back. Blair begins flipping his lid ]
Blair: Are you f’ing kidding me. That bimbo was here 30 minutes after I started filling out that app. Alex, tell me something. Do you watch PCW?
Alex: Why yes I do.
Blair: So let me ask you a question. Does that mean you believe in violence towards women? I myself am not a violent man towards women - you know the lesser sex. Or as I like to call them, the walking and talking pez dispensers.
[ Alex gets very upset at his comments ]
Blair: You know what Alex, I don’t care what you think of my comments. You apparently enjoy watching violence towards women and if that’s the case, you call out the name of one more jack ass to go back there, that was here after me and I’ll show you violence towards the lesser sex that they won’t show on the air.
[ Alex does not seem to like being threatened but as she looks down at her chart, she motions for him to come into the back ]
Blair: Good move Alex. Good move. Now that we are back here, just go ahead and check everything off as being in perfect shape and I will be on my way.
Alex: It doesn’t work that way sir. Now.....
[ Alex looks at her chart and hands Blair a cup and points to the bathroom. ]
Alex: Go pee in that cup tough guy and then bring it back here.
[ After a moment, Blair comes out with the cup filled ]
Blair: There is your cup back. So tell me something. You are a fan of the PCW? Why? I mean I know now why peons like you will watch. It’s because of me and my brother
[ Blair points to the left and we notice that the cardboard cutout of Israel Steele is standing next to the bathroom door. ]
Blair: After looking at their roster, I guess you could call us the leader of the Violence on Women Movement. I myself think you women are only good for a couple of things and by the way, wrestling has sometimes been involved but not in a ring for some federation. More like in the bedroom for “MY” pleasure.
[ Blair winks at Alex. ]
Alex: You sir might be the most foul man I have ever come across.
Blair: Foul? Me? Hon, I ain’t above it. So we done yet?
Alex: No. Just a few more things. It’s time for a hearing test. So if you will follow me to the back.
Blair: Oh following you to the back huh? Is that code for some sexual fantasy you want to try out?
Alex: No. And sir if you don’t stop saying gross things, we will have you removed from the office and you will fail your test.
Blair: Oh wow. Big talk from some women with her G.E.D. Let’s get this over with, I’m sick of looking at you anyways.
[ Blair spends the next few minutes taking the hearing test which he passes. Then he goes back into the hallway where Alex is standing ]
Blair: So, that’s done. What else you got for me. Just one more item. Sit in this room and wait for the doctor to finish this up.
[ She points Blair into a doorway with the label “Room 1”. Blair walks in and waits for the doctor. His cardboard cutout of Israel, the Pledge Memorial Cup and their tag titles are with him. Finally the doctor comes in. ]
Doctor: Hello, I’m Doctor Walen. How can i help you today?
Blair: Wow, what is this ask a dumb question day today? I didn’t get the memo. I have to pass this physical. That’s what you can do. Just fill out what you need to fill out and we will be on our way.
Doctor Walen: I’m sorry, that’s not the way this works. We are almost done though. Let me just look at a few things.
Blair: Doc, I’m not waiting. You know what, give me that camera.
[ Blair takes the camera and tells the camera crew to look away. Noise can be heard in the background and what sounds like someone hitting the ground. As we turn back around, Doctor Walen is out cold and the cardboard cutout of Israel is standing over him. ]
Blair: Good job Izzy. You hit the Blairkick with perfection.
[ Blair stands over top the doctor and with his own hand forces him to sign the paperwork ]
Blair: You see I forgot to tell you that when it comes to Violence towards women or Violence towards doctors, me and my brother. Well we ain’t above it. Now let’s get out of here.
[ Blair and his crew stop at the front desk ]
Alex: What happened in there? It sounded like someone got in a fight.
Blair: A fight? No. I was in there, there was no fight. Now if you will just sign these papers, me and my brother will be out of here.
Alex: I just need to talk to the doctor.
[ Blair gets upset as he hears her say that ]
Blair: We don’t have time. The good doctor gave us his stamp of approval, trust me.
[ Alex starts to get up as she does Blair begins to tap his foot ]
Blair: I wouldn’t do that if I were you Alex. You know what, screw it.
[ Blair drills Alex with a Blairkick across the chin and drops her instantly to the ground. ]
Blair: You watched right? I warned her. Her fault. I hope you are keeping notes there Victoria and Alice. I have warned you too. But come Saturday if you don’t listen, me and my brother, well let’s just say that when it comes to dropping you in your tracks - we ain’t above it. Now just one more thing
[ Blair reaches over the desk and sees a stamp that says “Passed” and stamps it on the charts. ]
Blair: PCW, looks like I’m officially back. Get ready for the Violence Towards the Women of PCW Tour to begin. Now cut this camera
[ Camera fades as Blair and crew quickly get out of the building ]
Narrator: Welcome Ruler Rooters to the first video promotional tape in almost 3 years for the living legend, Paul Blair and this time it will also include his brother Israel Steele. Now for those of you who don’t remember, Paul Blair is a former World Champion in every fed he has been in - with the lone exception being right here in PCW. Now don’t bring this to his attention because the poor guy is so delusional that he probably does not even know he is the PCW. Anyways, today we are going to start off by taking you to the Blair mansion where Paul is hanging with his on again, off again girlfriend of the past 15 years.
Now Blair is in his 50s and been wrestling for the past 20 years professionally. He met 32 year old Robin Cradle when he was doing a promotional spot at her high school. She was 17 but in Blair’s eyes almost 18 so it was ok. She ran off with him that day and has been around him ever since. Anyways, enough history lessons. Let’s take you to their mansion.
[ Camera crew goes to the Blair mansion. They ring the doorbell and out steps the man himself. Paul Blair greets them with a smile ]
Blair: I have been expecting you peons. So you want to interview the Ruler do you? You want to hear from the Personification of Greatness. Well I’m all yours. But first I need to speak with Robin. Follow me.
[ Cameras follow Blair to Robin’s room. You would not know this is the room of a woman in her 30’s. It is obvious that she is a PCW fan. Well at least of one person in particular. ]
Blair: What the hell do you have hanging on your walls? Are these posters of some new boy band?
Robin: No Paul. This is of one of the greatest PCW’ers of all time. These posters just happen to be of ---
Blair {cuts her off}: Wait is it a girl band then? These pictures look a little girlish.
Robin: No Paul. That is a man, not some girl band. In fact he is one of the top PCW’ers of all time. I can’t believe you don’t remember --
Blair: {cuts her off again}: Have you been buying play girls again? You know I don’t mind if you buy those but geez, there should be pictures of guys that don’t look so girlish. But hey if you are into that, we can arrange that. We can bring some girls in here with us.
[ Robin does not seem to hate the idea but then again she’s not your normal woman. She again tries to tell Paul who these posters are of. ]
Robin: Would you let me finish. These pictures are of Mar---
Blair {reading the name}: These are of a wrestler you say? Who is Mary Fernandez?
Robin: It’s Mariano Fernandez. Don’t you remember him? You have wrestled him before.
Blair: Guy named Mary? Hmm, I would have remembered that. I remembered a song about a boy named Sue. But not a boy named Mary.
[ Blair thinks for a second and then he looks as if he remembered. ]
Blair: Hmm, oh wait was he that guy back in ‘04 that cleaned out the toilet bowl with his bare hands after some wrestler used the toilet? That dude is gross.
Robin: No he is a wrestler. You have wrestled him several times and he beat you.
Blair: Don’t be taking that tone with me. I don’t lose to women in any kind of argument. What did we have a cook off. After all that’s the only thing a boy named Sue, I mean a boy named Mary could beat me in.
Robin: Nevermind.
Blair: No. I do mind. Why are you bringing this filth into this house. We are a very clean home. We don’t buy filthy garbage like your play girl pics of some boy with a girl’s name. People might get the wrong idea. Anyways, I have to go. I have a physical to take before the CWF will let me back in to wrestle this weekend.
[ Blair starts to leave but Robin stops him ]
Robin: Paul we have gone over this. It’s the P C W. Premium Championship Wrestling. The CWF is gone. You and Israel are wrestling in the PCW.
Blair {laughing at her} : Right Robin. Like I would be caught dead in that rathole. I mean seriously. Do you know who I am?
Robin {muttering under her breath}: Oh geez, here we go.
Blair: I am a 12 time former World Champion. For goodness sakes, I am a CWF Hall of Famer and the only holder of the Pledge Allegence Memorial Cup. Rest in Peace Pledge. Rest in Peace good buddy.
[ As he says this, the Cup that he won in the Pledge Allegence Memorial Tourney appears in his hand and he holds it high in the air ]
Robin: Ok for one thing. Pledge is not dead, so you don’t have to say Rest in Peace. For another what you did in the CWF or any other fed is not going to matter in the PCW. They are completely different federations.
Blair {getting upset}: Whatever. I have to go take my physical. Come on camera crew, let’s blow this pizza stand.
[ Camera fades out as we come back the narrator begins to speak again ]
Narrator: As you can see, Blair is still very much his crazy self. He believes he is about to wrestle for a federation that does not have matches any longer. But he also carries around an old cup that he won in memory of a wrestler that is not dead. Now as we have moved to the hospital, he is carrying the cup in his right hand and has a title over his left shoulder. That title is 1/2 of the Elite Tag Team Titles. I can only guess what’s about to happen in this waiting room. Let’s go inside.
[ Blair is filling out paperwork with the trophy and the tag titles. ]
Blair: Name: Ruler. Address: Who’s asking? Age: Whatever you want baby. Sex: Yes indeed.
[ Blair pauses for a second and crosses out his original answer ]
Blair: Sex: Yes, unless you are fatty. Paul Blair don’t do fatties. I will leave that for every other peon. {chuckles at his response}. Employer: Ruler of the Wrestling Ring and Personification of Greatness. Contact Name: Hmm. Are you ok being my contact person?
[ Blair looks over to his left and what went unnoticed before is that Blair’s Tag team partner, Israel Steele is sitting right beside him. Well at least a cardboard cutout of his tag team partner. Blair awaits the response from the cutout. ]
Blair: I will take your silence as a yes, sure brother anything you say. Thanks for getting me a job. Gee I wish I could be cool like you. Now what’s your contact number?
[ Blair again waiting for a response and getting mad at the silence ]
Blair: You know this silent treatment does not work on me. Ok, I’m putting emergency contact number down as 9-1-1. That should get someone out there. Alright let’s get this over with.
[ Blair walks up to the front desk and smiles at the woman behind the desk. ]
Blair: Here you go. I think you will find all the information on there to be correct. As for the sex question. Yes to you. Yes to the woman walking right there. But no to this whale sitting next to you.
[ Blair points to a woman on the phone ]
Blair: Geez. Where do you people come from? Ok just let me know when it’s my turn. Either for this stupid physical or for a little quickie due to my answer to the sex question. You are a bit forward putting that on there. But I like your style.
[ Blair winks at her. The woman, Alex, does not look amused. ]
Alex: Mr. Blair, none of these answers are acceptable. But luckily we were told you would do this so we have something already set for you. If you would just wait at the front, we will call your name.
Blair: Alright. Just remember “yes to you but no to the fatty next to you”
[ Blair winks again and goes to sit down. After a few minutes he seems to grow impatient ]
Blair: So you guys want to start this promo about the card.
[ Camera crew sets up to roll Blair’s comments about his match. ]
Blair {talking to the cutout}: You want to go first? Or should I? Now let me look at that list again.
[ Blair has his cheat sheet out next to him that lists his opponent and some of the others who are in PCW. ]
Blair: This must be a typo. It says our opponents are named Alice Kennedy and Victoria. Those must be some big dudes to have girl names. Wait what?
[ Camera crew explain that those are the names of men. ]
Blair: You mean this federation is going to have us facing women. Isn’t there some sort of law against that. I would never face Robin in the ring because I would destroy her. Of course she’s smart enough to know that. So Alice and Victoria huh? Well ladies let me check something.
[ Blair goes on the PCW website using his smart phone to see Alice and Victoria videos. ]
Blair: Alright ladies, I am willing to make you this offer. I will allow you to come back to the Blair mansion to hang with me and Robin for the weekend. Israel, I guess you can watch from the living room television set that we will have video taping the whole thing. So what do you say Alice and Victoria. Now as for this match, I do not know why they are making me lower myself. I mean wrestling women?
[ Blair looks a little further down his cheat sheet ]
Blair: Wait, there are women all over this card. What is this some sort of women’s federation? I am going to have to speak with my agent, what kind of crap has he gotten me into.
[ Blair watches the desk as they call someone else’s name who came in after him ]
Blair: What the hell is going on here. Come on Alex call my name so I can get out of here. Now back to P.C.W
[ Blair shakes his head in disgust as he says those letters ]
Blair: So Israel let me get this straight, we are defending these tag titles, the Elite Tag Team Championships against women? What exactly is Elite about facing women in the ring. Oh man, I’m shaking in my boots. I’m facing two women. Oh wow. What are they going to do, hit me with a pillow? We going to break out the jello and have a jello fight? I bet you girls look real good with jello spread all up and down your ------
[ Cameras shut off. ]
Narrator: We will not let you hear what Paul said. He was advised that kind of language would not be tolerated and after a few moments the cameras came back on.
[ Blair seems to be reading off a cue card. ]
Blair: It has been brought to my attention that the language I was about to use in reference to what I wanted to do with jello products and the bodies of these women who call themselves “wrestlers” was inappropriate.
[ Blair throws the cue card down ]
Blair: I may have been told that but that does not mean I am sorry for saying it. I think it is an insult to call these girls ”wrestlers”. I think it’s insulting to this great business that they should make me lower myself to step in the ring with one woman much less two. But you know what, come this Saturday, I will do just that. And I will show each and everyone that while I have no wrestled in years, that I can still beat up anyone this federation of women has to go against me.
Now Alex, when the hell is it my turn. That’s the second person to go ahead of me.
[ Blair goes to the front desk to complain to Alex. As he does, another nurse comes out and calls for “Sue” to come back. Blair begins flipping his lid ]
Blair: Are you f’ing kidding me. That bimbo was here 30 minutes after I started filling out that app. Alex, tell me something. Do you watch PCW?
Alex: Why yes I do.
Blair: So let me ask you a question. Does that mean you believe in violence towards women? I myself am not a violent man towards women - you know the lesser sex. Or as I like to call them, the walking and talking pez dispensers.
[ Alex gets very upset at his comments ]
Blair: You know what Alex, I don’t care what you think of my comments. You apparently enjoy watching violence towards women and if that’s the case, you call out the name of one more jack ass to go back there, that was here after me and I’ll show you violence towards the lesser sex that they won’t show on the air.
[ Alex does not seem to like being threatened but as she looks down at her chart, she motions for him to come into the back ]
Blair: Good move Alex. Good move. Now that we are back here, just go ahead and check everything off as being in perfect shape and I will be on my way.
Alex: It doesn’t work that way sir. Now.....
[ Alex looks at her chart and hands Blair a cup and points to the bathroom. ]
Alex: Go pee in that cup tough guy and then bring it back here.
[ After a moment, Blair comes out with the cup filled ]
Blair: There is your cup back. So tell me something. You are a fan of the PCW? Why? I mean I know now why peons like you will watch. It’s because of me and my brother
[ Blair points to the left and we notice that the cardboard cutout of Israel Steele is standing next to the bathroom door. ]
Blair: After looking at their roster, I guess you could call us the leader of the Violence on Women Movement. I myself think you women are only good for a couple of things and by the way, wrestling has sometimes been involved but not in a ring for some federation. More like in the bedroom for “MY” pleasure.
[ Blair winks at Alex. ]
Alex: You sir might be the most foul man I have ever come across.
Blair: Foul? Me? Hon, I ain’t above it. So we done yet?
Alex: No. Just a few more things. It’s time for a hearing test. So if you will follow me to the back.
Blair: Oh following you to the back huh? Is that code for some sexual fantasy you want to try out?
Alex: No. And sir if you don’t stop saying gross things, we will have you removed from the office and you will fail your test.
Blair: Oh wow. Big talk from some women with her G.E.D. Let’s get this over with, I’m sick of looking at you anyways.
[ Blair spends the next few minutes taking the hearing test which he passes. Then he goes back into the hallway where Alex is standing ]
Blair: So, that’s done. What else you got for me. Just one more item. Sit in this room and wait for the doctor to finish this up.
[ She points Blair into a doorway with the label “Room 1”. Blair walks in and waits for the doctor. His cardboard cutout of Israel, the Pledge Memorial Cup and their tag titles are with him. Finally the doctor comes in. ]
Doctor: Hello, I’m Doctor Walen. How can i help you today?
Blair: Wow, what is this ask a dumb question day today? I didn’t get the memo. I have to pass this physical. That’s what you can do. Just fill out what you need to fill out and we will be on our way.
Doctor Walen: I’m sorry, that’s not the way this works. We are almost done though. Let me just look at a few things.
Blair: Doc, I’m not waiting. You know what, give me that camera.
[ Blair takes the camera and tells the camera crew to look away. Noise can be heard in the background and what sounds like someone hitting the ground. As we turn back around, Doctor Walen is out cold and the cardboard cutout of Israel is standing over him. ]
Blair: Good job Izzy. You hit the Blairkick with perfection.
[ Blair stands over top the doctor and with his own hand forces him to sign the paperwork ]
Blair: You see I forgot to tell you that when it comes to Violence towards women or Violence towards doctors, me and my brother. Well we ain’t above it. Now let’s get out of here.
[ Blair and his crew stop at the front desk ]
Alex: What happened in there? It sounded like someone got in a fight.
Blair: A fight? No. I was in there, there was no fight. Now if you will just sign these papers, me and my brother will be out of here.
Alex: I just need to talk to the doctor.
[ Blair gets upset as he hears her say that ]
Blair: We don’t have time. The good doctor gave us his stamp of approval, trust me.
[ Alex starts to get up as she does Blair begins to tap his foot ]
Blair: I wouldn’t do that if I were you Alex. You know what, screw it.
[ Blair drills Alex with a Blairkick across the chin and drops her instantly to the ground. ]
Blair: You watched right? I warned her. Her fault. I hope you are keeping notes there Victoria and Alice. I have warned you too. But come Saturday if you don’t listen, me and my brother, well let’s just say that when it comes to dropping you in your tracks - we ain’t above it. Now just one more thing
[ Blair reaches over the desk and sees a stamp that says “Passed” and stamps it on the charts. ]
Blair: PCW, looks like I’m officially back. Get ready for the Violence Towards the Women of PCW Tour to begin. Now cut this camera
[ Camera fades as Blair and crew quickly get out of the building ]