Post by blair on Sept 11, 2013 3:22:07 GMT -5
[ Scene goes to River Falls Wisconsin, just outside of BlairVision Inc. There is a group of women standing around and protesting in front of the building. ]
Narrator: Well I can’t say that I am surprised, after all the women of River Falls must have heard the mean and nasty things that Paul Blair and his brother Israel Steele said within the past two weeks. The women have signs protesting Blair and his company. Let’s listen in, there seems to be a women who is in charge of this group.
[ Large women in polka dot t-shirt has a megaphone and is hollering in front of the building ]
Women: What do we want?
Group: No more Blair.
Women: That’s right ladies. Down with Blair. BlairVision sucks!
Narrator: As she says this, a man comes into the group. He is wearing a mask over his face and running down the street. The macarena seems to be playing in the background. The man is high fiving various people as he gets closer and dancing to the tune of the music. He approaches the group and tries to talk with an accent.
Masked Man: Why hello there las mujeres con sobrepeso.
Women: You know I speak Spanish a little bit. Did you just call us overweight women?
Masked Man: I uh, well uh yes I guess I did. But look at you. You are all definitely las mujeres con sobrepeso. Oh yeah!
[ Man tries to high five some people close to him but they are part of the women he was insulting. ]
Masked Man: Look I can’t help. You see, you are all...how do you say fatties.
[ One of the women in the audience thinks she realizes who the man is ]
Woman: Hey that’s Paul Blair! Get him!
[ The man is telling them to stay away ]
Masked Man: No but I can see how you would think that. I am former PCW superstar Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito. Si! I am hear for an autograph signing down the street.
Woman: Wasn’t Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito, just Paul Blair in disguise?
Masked Man: No, I am NOT the living legend and icon of men everywhere Paul Blair. I am wearing a mask. So obviously I could not be him. I am Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito! Now if you will excuse me I need to go talk to some friends before my autograph signing.
Narrator: The man walks away from the group of women who still do not believe him and begin pelting him with different items of their clothing. The camera crew follows the man and not surprisingly he enters the BlairVision building. The man enters the building and when he gets out of the door way he takes off his mask. When he does the cameras reveal for the first time ever that Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito is indeed Paul Blair with a mask. Blair seems to think that no one knew.
Blair: I still got it! Those fatties had no idea who I was.
[ Blair notices the cameras and looks upset ]
Blair: Seriously did you think I could even grace those fatties with my presence? I talk to them without this mask and my company stock goes down. There was like 20 ton of flesh between those 15 women out there. I mean that sidewalk out there did not even have cracks on it until earlier today when one of those fatties fell down when they thought they saw a twinkie on the ground.
[ Blair heads up to his office. He talks to his secretary as he enters. As one would think, Blair has a hot 20 something brunette as his secretary. And no she is not a “fatty”. ]
Blair: Any messages, Emily?
Emily: You have about 20 new messages from the local women’s chapter wanting to speak with you about your recent comments.
Blair: hmm, delete those and we will just pretend I never got those. I don’t want to talk to those fatties. Just talking to them on the phone curls my stomach up and makes me gain 12 pounds. The last time I spoke with the head of that group, I could hear the fatty fat on her, eating itself and growing. I could actually feel her teeth decaying from the chocolate she was thinking about eating later.
Emily: Oh you also got a message from the PCW. You have a match with Aurora Rose at Rapture on Saturday and --
Blair: Aurora Rose. That’s a weird name for a man.
Emily: Aurora Rose is actually a female wrestler in PCW who --
Blair: Seriously Emily? PCW gave me another woman wrestler? Jeez, who do they think I am? Do they think that I am some women beater? I am not. If anything I am all for equality.
Emily: You are? But what about ---
[ For the third straight time, Blair interrupts her ]
Blair: Yes Emily. Have you learned nothing while being here? I believe that men and women can equally cook me dinner. I just happen to believe that women and by women - I mean those really hot tiny swimsuit models - wait, what I was saying?
[ Blair pauses for a second ]
Blair: Oh yeah, they can equally cook me dinner but women seem to be better fitted for those jobs that are demeaning. I mean no offense Emily, but I don’t think a man would want to sit there and take phone calls for me. No you see men are supposed to do things that are more meaningful. Women on the other hand are good at cooking, cleaning and doing things in the bedroom where if you watch it via a camera you have to pay to see.
[ Blair starts to smirk ]
Emily: Well I don’t know about that but back to Aurora Rose. I have seen her wrestle and she is no pushover. In fact she is quite good.
Blair: Quite good? Was this “wrestling” match you saw her in one of those cook offs. Because I am sure she can make me a mean spaghetti pie. But as for standing in the ring with me, well that’s not for the weaker sex. But you know what, bring that camera into my office and we will discuss this event.
[ Blair leads the camera crew into his office. After a few moments they have set up the cameras and he begins. In the meantime, Emily has given him the information that the PCW sent over with the card for this coming week ]
Blair: So let me get this straight. It is myself with my brother Israel Steel in my corner and I am going up against Aurora Rose who has some rollie polly named Alexis Knight in the corner of that biatch Aurora Rose. Did I get that right?
[ Camera man nods at him as Emily agrees ]
Blair: Well then I guess the PCW can officially make me 2-0. It is like they are just giving me wins. But you know what Ms Aurora? I’m going to give you the same option that me and my brother gave our last opponents.
[ Blair is looking at some documents on his desk as he pauses again. He then looks up ]
Blair: You see Aurora, I will allow you and your trashy sidekick corner mate Alexis to forfeit this match and come down to River Falls for an all expenses paid trip to my bedroom. It will be the two of you and my longtime girl Robin and believe me, the Up All Night Paul Blair will show you something that your knees should be used for more often. In fact you know I would like it if Aurora got on her knees on my left and Alexis got on her knees to my right. Then we will put Robin in between us and
[ Cameras cut him off so that he is not heard. They do not cut the footage and Blair continues to talk. He notices that the sound has been cut, so he goes over and gets cardboard cutouts to show what he is talking about. Suddenly....camera goes black ]
Narrator: We are sorry for the interruption but Paul Blair has decided to become a little more graphic than we allow on our networks. I can tell you that as I hear and see his explanation it is quite graphic and detailed. He goes into different positions he wants all three women. After a few more minutes, we proceed with his promo. Blair has been told that he can not use this language and has been given something to say as an apology
Blair: I have been told to say I’m sorry. So I would like to take this time to say I am sorry. Yes I am indeed very sorry that this network has such weak minded people in charge of it that they can not handle adult topics. I am sorry that this network will not allow me to explain to you big, fat, gigantic rolly pollies just how much I loathe each of you. Did I say loathe? Oh you damn right I did. After all me and my brother we ain’t above it.
In fact, I now am sure that a woman is in charge of this network. I will tell you something. The next time I will bring tea and cookies and we can finger paint our feelings. I will finger paint in red for hate because I hate each one of you bitches out there that think this is just some sort of game. Do you think this is a game? Do you think that I am someone to be toyed with? Here I will give you green and you can finger paint in green because each and everyone of you is green with envy. Yeah envy because you want everything that I have.
[ Some of the women from other offices in the building have come in to see what the noise is all about. Let’s just say Blair does not take kindly to be interrupted ]
Blair: Oh look. It’s Shirley from the local salon. Shirley what are you about 400 pounds? Do you realize there is a gym right down the street? Do you know that you don’t have to eat all the furniture in your office. Sometimes you can just stop at 10 meals for the day.
[ Shirley seems hurt by Blair’s comments but seems to know better than to get in his face about it. It’s too late though Blair is already mad about something. He comes closer to her ]
Blair: Let me ask you something Shirley. Is that ok? Is it ok if I ask you a question? I don’t want to do anything like “upset” you.
[ Blair is right in Shirley’s face. She is trying her best to avoid eye contact. Blair doesn’t wait for an answer ]
Blair: So Shirley do you like pro wrestling? I mean do you watch it?
[ Shirley nods her head ]
Blair: Do you believe that women should fight men? Do you think that is fair? Shirley do you think that Paul Blair wrestling one woman after another is fair?
[ Shirley nods her head no ]
Blair: You are damn right. It is NOT fair. But not to Aurora Rose. To hell with her and every other woman in the PCW. If they want to climb in the ring with the greater gender and get beat down, then that is their own decision. No what I’m saying is that it is not fair to me.
[ Blair pauses because he’s about to say his old catch phrase ]
Blair: It’s NOT Fair to Blair! And Shirley let me ask you, do you believe in being Fair to Blair? You know what Shirley stop answering my questions. It is not like I care what you have to say.
Let me answer that for you. I believe the PCW better start being Fair to Blair. But facing one broad after another broad is NOT Fair. I mean sure I get the easy win. Let’s quit joking about that though, it’s not like this federation gives me any competition anyways. I mean have you looked at the who’s who list of peons who have wrestled in PCW’s history? I looked the other day and besides my brother Israel, I did not see even one name that ever mattered. Could any of these people sell out arenas? And I don’t mean these high school gyms that the PCW has been going to in the past. Could any of them sell out even one arena? I highly doubt it.
But getting back to my problem. You see PCW, I am going to climb in that right on Saturday and I’m going to wrestle Aurora Rose. She is going to have Alexis Knight in her corner and if Alexis wants she can jump in this one to. It won’t matter. I’ll let my brother just hang out at ringside and not even interfere - after all it won’t be needed - and I will still win easily. The only sweat I might break in the whole night is in the locker room afterwards when Robin and myself go at it. You know what I’m saying brother?
[ Blair looks over to his left and there is the cardboard cutout of Israel Steel with a grin on his face ]
Blair: But at the end of the day, does beating a woman really put any money into my pockets? Does it Shirley? Listen pez dispenser you better answer me when I talk to you.
[ Shirley is now so scared that Blair will hit her that she is cornered in his office and down on the ground ]
Shirley: No Mr. Blair it does not put any money in your pockets.
[ Blair looks down at her with disgust ]
Blair: No fatties on me Shirley. So get up. If I’m having my way with anything in here today, it is going to be Emily.
[ Blair points at his secretary who suddenly realizes it might be time to get out of the room. Blair starts to move closer to her but she quickly goes back to her desk. Blair goes back to what he was saying before ]
Blair: You are damn right Shirley. It does not put any money in my pocket. PCW you better quit screwing with my money. Wait, I know.
[ Blair stops and a smile suddenly has come across his face ]
Blair: So PCW if you want to play this way....and take potential money from my pockets. Well I guess I will just have to do the same to you. You see PCW, I know that advertisers can not like what the VOW stands for.
[ Blair gives the hand signal for VOW ]
Blair: You see VOW is not just a slogan. It’s a way of life. It’s a way of life that me and my brother live by. Some people shy away from it, but I kind of enjoy it to tell you the truth. Let’s just say that when it comes to Violence On Women; me and my brother ain’t above it. It just sounds amazing. In normal everyday life, I can not get away with Violence On Women. I can’t just go and hit one of those fatties outside protesting my company or I might go to jail. If I struck one of those fatties on the way to my car, I could get in major trouble with the law.
But here in the wrestling business when the PCW allows men and women to wrestle....well there is no punishment for Violence on Women.
[ An evil grin has come across his entire face ]
Blair: I’m going to enjoy taking out some of my aggression on each and every woman in the PCW. Aurora Rose, if you insist on getting in the ring with me this weekend.; well let me just give you a taste of what you have to look forward.
[ Blair grabs Shirley by her hair and slams her head into the wall several times. She is screaming in pain. Blair is just yelling at her, although he seems to be yelling at her about something not involving her]
Blair: How is that? You like that? I thought you might. You deserve to be beaten don’t you? Do you like it dirty? Are you a dirty, dirty, fatty fat?
[ Blair is now just drilling her in the face with one left and right after another. Shirley is no longer moving. Blair picks her up again and props her up next to a chair ]
Blair: Aurora Rose, do you still want to climb in the ring with the leader of the VOW? Oh you do? Well watch this.
[ Blair nails Shirley with a Blairkick and she is out cold. There is blood dripping down her forehead. The camera crew finally steps in and gets him off of her. As Blair backs off, there is a look in his eyes of joy. He reaches over and takes some of the blood from her face and puts it in his mouth ]
Blair: Taste like fatty fat. Yum.
[ Blair gets up as he looks at what he has done and slowly moves in the other room. He still has the look in his eyes and some of Shirley’s blood on his hands. The crew does not notice that he has left but the camera still follows him. Blair goes up to Emily who has a sheer look of horror on her face ]
Blair: So tell me something Emily, how do you like your first day?
Emily: {sobbing} it is ok Mr. Blair. I, I, I... love it here.
Blair: Good. There is one problem. I think we are going to have to let you go.
[ Blair pauses ]
Blair: You see, we here at BlairVision don’t like teases and you are nothing but a tease. You let me and the camera crew believe you were going to sleep with me. As I look at you now, I don’t see that look in your eye any longer. So why do I need you. I mean think about it, I could have anyone as my secretary. What would make me choose you?
[ Blair looks her up and down with disgust; although by most people’s standards she seems to be a smart attractive woman. ]
Blair: You are probably about 13 pounds from being a full blown fatty fat yourself. That’s entirely too close for me. Paul Blair don’t do fatties. What is that? I just noticed you have a coffee mug with the same name of that girl that my girlfriend likes in the ring
[ Emily does indeed have a PCW coffee mug. Her problem might have been bringing her Mariano Fernandez coffee mug. Blair does not look happy about this ]
Blair: Emily, we have some more bad news. I forgot to tell you that there is no medical coverage here and that’s too bad because you are about to need some
[ Blair takes the blood from Shirley and wipes it on Emily’s forehead. He then hits a Blairkick on her that drops her to the ground and
has her screaming in pain. Blair takes her Mariano coffee cup and drills her with her in the forehead several times. ]
Blair: You see Emily, it’s nothing personal. It’s just Violence On Women. It’s what me and my brother do. We ain’t above it!
Come this Saturday I will picture you again. Only this time it will be another tease. This tease’s name is Aurora Rose. Are you still feeling up for it Aurora? I know I am.
[ Emily is laid out on her back and out cold. Blood is every where. Blair notices the office door is wide open. He walks over and locks it. Then he gets down on the floor and lays down next to Emily. He is over top of her body and slithering up to her face. He stops right next to her so he is looking into her eyes. ]
Blair: Emily, could you do me one more favor? Could you tell that temp agency that things did not work out here and that BlairVision is in need of another temp to work here next week. Could you do that? Thanks sweet heart. You see like I said, it’s nothing personal. It’s just that you are all expendable. You know who else is expendable? Every woman in the world is expendable to me and my brother. You know who else? Every person involved with the PCW. When you have the money that Paul Blair has, everyone is expendable. Emily I used you today to answer my phones and now our work is through. In the PCW, I am going to use each and everyone of them to make more money. And when I’m done with someone, I will move on to the next one.
PCW you have all been warned. I am going to use you just like I have done all throughout my life with everyone I have ever come across. After all, that is Fair to Blair! Now Emily, let me show you the way out.
[ Blair gets to his feet and picks up Emily. He unlocks the door and throws her out into the hallway. ]
Blair: Hmm, looks like my office is a mess. I will have to get someone to come clean this up tomorrow.
[ Blair is suddenly so upset, he is almost shaking ]
Blair: You know what let’s play to that crowd a little more. Let’s make the peons think I am Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito. Well PCW, it’s been a pleasure. I hope you have enjoyed your talk with VOW but you must leave. Shirley can find her way out. Now where is that mask?
[ Blair puts the mask back on and goes out of the office as if nothing happened. He is off to get ready for Saturday Night Rapture. Camera fades ]
Narrator: Well I can’t say that I am surprised, after all the women of River Falls must have heard the mean and nasty things that Paul Blair and his brother Israel Steele said within the past two weeks. The women have signs protesting Blair and his company. Let’s listen in, there seems to be a women who is in charge of this group.
[ Large women in polka dot t-shirt has a megaphone and is hollering in front of the building ]
Women: What do we want?
Group: No more Blair.
Women: That’s right ladies. Down with Blair. BlairVision sucks!
Narrator: As she says this, a man comes into the group. He is wearing a mask over his face and running down the street. The macarena seems to be playing in the background. The man is high fiving various people as he gets closer and dancing to the tune of the music. He approaches the group and tries to talk with an accent.
Masked Man: Why hello there las mujeres con sobrepeso.
Women: You know I speak Spanish a little bit. Did you just call us overweight women?
Masked Man: I uh, well uh yes I guess I did. But look at you. You are all definitely las mujeres con sobrepeso. Oh yeah!
[ Man tries to high five some people close to him but they are part of the women he was insulting. ]
Masked Man: Look I can’t help. You see, you are all...how do you say fatties.
[ One of the women in the audience thinks she realizes who the man is ]
Woman: Hey that’s Paul Blair! Get him!
[ The man is telling them to stay away ]
Masked Man: No but I can see how you would think that. I am former PCW superstar Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito. Si! I am hear for an autograph signing down the street.
Woman: Wasn’t Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito, just Paul Blair in disguise?
Masked Man: No, I am NOT the living legend and icon of men everywhere Paul Blair. I am wearing a mask. So obviously I could not be him. I am Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito! Now if you will excuse me I need to go talk to some friends before my autograph signing.
Narrator: The man walks away from the group of women who still do not believe him and begin pelting him with different items of their clothing. The camera crew follows the man and not surprisingly he enters the BlairVision building. The man enters the building and when he gets out of the door way he takes off his mask. When he does the cameras reveal for the first time ever that Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito is indeed Paul Blair with a mask. Blair seems to think that no one knew.
Blair: I still got it! Those fatties had no idea who I was.
[ Blair notices the cameras and looks upset ]
Blair: Seriously did you think I could even grace those fatties with my presence? I talk to them without this mask and my company stock goes down. There was like 20 ton of flesh between those 15 women out there. I mean that sidewalk out there did not even have cracks on it until earlier today when one of those fatties fell down when they thought they saw a twinkie on the ground.
[ Blair heads up to his office. He talks to his secretary as he enters. As one would think, Blair has a hot 20 something brunette as his secretary. And no she is not a “fatty”. ]
Blair: Any messages, Emily?
Emily: You have about 20 new messages from the local women’s chapter wanting to speak with you about your recent comments.
Blair: hmm, delete those and we will just pretend I never got those. I don’t want to talk to those fatties. Just talking to them on the phone curls my stomach up and makes me gain 12 pounds. The last time I spoke with the head of that group, I could hear the fatty fat on her, eating itself and growing. I could actually feel her teeth decaying from the chocolate she was thinking about eating later.
Emily: Oh you also got a message from the PCW. You have a match with Aurora Rose at Rapture on Saturday and --
Blair: Aurora Rose. That’s a weird name for a man.
Emily: Aurora Rose is actually a female wrestler in PCW who --
Blair: Seriously Emily? PCW gave me another woman wrestler? Jeez, who do they think I am? Do they think that I am some women beater? I am not. If anything I am all for equality.
Emily: You are? But what about ---
[ For the third straight time, Blair interrupts her ]
Blair: Yes Emily. Have you learned nothing while being here? I believe that men and women can equally cook me dinner. I just happen to believe that women and by women - I mean those really hot tiny swimsuit models - wait, what I was saying?
[ Blair pauses for a second ]
Blair: Oh yeah, they can equally cook me dinner but women seem to be better fitted for those jobs that are demeaning. I mean no offense Emily, but I don’t think a man would want to sit there and take phone calls for me. No you see men are supposed to do things that are more meaningful. Women on the other hand are good at cooking, cleaning and doing things in the bedroom where if you watch it via a camera you have to pay to see.
[ Blair starts to smirk ]
Emily: Well I don’t know about that but back to Aurora Rose. I have seen her wrestle and she is no pushover. In fact she is quite good.
Blair: Quite good? Was this “wrestling” match you saw her in one of those cook offs. Because I am sure she can make me a mean spaghetti pie. But as for standing in the ring with me, well that’s not for the weaker sex. But you know what, bring that camera into my office and we will discuss this event.
[ Blair leads the camera crew into his office. After a few moments they have set up the cameras and he begins. In the meantime, Emily has given him the information that the PCW sent over with the card for this coming week ]
Blair: So let me get this straight. It is myself with my brother Israel Steel in my corner and I am going up against Aurora Rose who has some rollie polly named Alexis Knight in the corner of that biatch Aurora Rose. Did I get that right?
[ Camera man nods at him as Emily agrees ]
Blair: Well then I guess the PCW can officially make me 2-0. It is like they are just giving me wins. But you know what Ms Aurora? I’m going to give you the same option that me and my brother gave our last opponents.
[ Blair is looking at some documents on his desk as he pauses again. He then looks up ]
Blair: You see Aurora, I will allow you and your trashy sidekick corner mate Alexis to forfeit this match and come down to River Falls for an all expenses paid trip to my bedroom. It will be the two of you and my longtime girl Robin and believe me, the Up All Night Paul Blair will show you something that your knees should be used for more often. In fact you know I would like it if Aurora got on her knees on my left and Alexis got on her knees to my right. Then we will put Robin in between us and
[ Cameras cut him off so that he is not heard. They do not cut the footage and Blair continues to talk. He notices that the sound has been cut, so he goes over and gets cardboard cutouts to show what he is talking about. Suddenly....camera goes black ]
Narrator: We are sorry for the interruption but Paul Blair has decided to become a little more graphic than we allow on our networks. I can tell you that as I hear and see his explanation it is quite graphic and detailed. He goes into different positions he wants all three women. After a few more minutes, we proceed with his promo. Blair has been told that he can not use this language and has been given something to say as an apology
Blair: I have been told to say I’m sorry. So I would like to take this time to say I am sorry. Yes I am indeed very sorry that this network has such weak minded people in charge of it that they can not handle adult topics. I am sorry that this network will not allow me to explain to you big, fat, gigantic rolly pollies just how much I loathe each of you. Did I say loathe? Oh you damn right I did. After all me and my brother we ain’t above it.
In fact, I now am sure that a woman is in charge of this network. I will tell you something. The next time I will bring tea and cookies and we can finger paint our feelings. I will finger paint in red for hate because I hate each one of you bitches out there that think this is just some sort of game. Do you think this is a game? Do you think that I am someone to be toyed with? Here I will give you green and you can finger paint in green because each and everyone of you is green with envy. Yeah envy because you want everything that I have.
[ Some of the women from other offices in the building have come in to see what the noise is all about. Let’s just say Blair does not take kindly to be interrupted ]
Blair: Oh look. It’s Shirley from the local salon. Shirley what are you about 400 pounds? Do you realize there is a gym right down the street? Do you know that you don’t have to eat all the furniture in your office. Sometimes you can just stop at 10 meals for the day.
[ Shirley seems hurt by Blair’s comments but seems to know better than to get in his face about it. It’s too late though Blair is already mad about something. He comes closer to her ]
Blair: Let me ask you something Shirley. Is that ok? Is it ok if I ask you a question? I don’t want to do anything like “upset” you.
[ Blair is right in Shirley’s face. She is trying her best to avoid eye contact. Blair doesn’t wait for an answer ]
Blair: So Shirley do you like pro wrestling? I mean do you watch it?
[ Shirley nods her head ]
Blair: Do you believe that women should fight men? Do you think that is fair? Shirley do you think that Paul Blair wrestling one woman after another is fair?
[ Shirley nods her head no ]
Blair: You are damn right. It is NOT fair. But not to Aurora Rose. To hell with her and every other woman in the PCW. If they want to climb in the ring with the greater gender and get beat down, then that is their own decision. No what I’m saying is that it is not fair to me.
[ Blair pauses because he’s about to say his old catch phrase ]
Blair: It’s NOT Fair to Blair! And Shirley let me ask you, do you believe in being Fair to Blair? You know what Shirley stop answering my questions. It is not like I care what you have to say.
Let me answer that for you. I believe the PCW better start being Fair to Blair. But facing one broad after another broad is NOT Fair. I mean sure I get the easy win. Let’s quit joking about that though, it’s not like this federation gives me any competition anyways. I mean have you looked at the who’s who list of peons who have wrestled in PCW’s history? I looked the other day and besides my brother Israel, I did not see even one name that ever mattered. Could any of these people sell out arenas? And I don’t mean these high school gyms that the PCW has been going to in the past. Could any of them sell out even one arena? I highly doubt it.
But getting back to my problem. You see PCW, I am going to climb in that right on Saturday and I’m going to wrestle Aurora Rose. She is going to have Alexis Knight in her corner and if Alexis wants she can jump in this one to. It won’t matter. I’ll let my brother just hang out at ringside and not even interfere - after all it won’t be needed - and I will still win easily. The only sweat I might break in the whole night is in the locker room afterwards when Robin and myself go at it. You know what I’m saying brother?
[ Blair looks over to his left and there is the cardboard cutout of Israel Steel with a grin on his face ]
Blair: But at the end of the day, does beating a woman really put any money into my pockets? Does it Shirley? Listen pez dispenser you better answer me when I talk to you.
[ Shirley is now so scared that Blair will hit her that she is cornered in his office and down on the ground ]
Shirley: No Mr. Blair it does not put any money in your pockets.
[ Blair looks down at her with disgust ]
Blair: No fatties on me Shirley. So get up. If I’m having my way with anything in here today, it is going to be Emily.
[ Blair points at his secretary who suddenly realizes it might be time to get out of the room. Blair starts to move closer to her but she quickly goes back to her desk. Blair goes back to what he was saying before ]
Blair: You are damn right Shirley. It does not put any money in my pocket. PCW you better quit screwing with my money. Wait, I know.
[ Blair stops and a smile suddenly has come across his face ]
Blair: So PCW if you want to play this way....and take potential money from my pockets. Well I guess I will just have to do the same to you. You see PCW, I know that advertisers can not like what the VOW stands for.
[ Blair gives the hand signal for VOW ]
Blair: You see VOW is not just a slogan. It’s a way of life. It’s a way of life that me and my brother live by. Some people shy away from it, but I kind of enjoy it to tell you the truth. Let’s just say that when it comes to Violence On Women; me and my brother ain’t above it. It just sounds amazing. In normal everyday life, I can not get away with Violence On Women. I can’t just go and hit one of those fatties outside protesting my company or I might go to jail. If I struck one of those fatties on the way to my car, I could get in major trouble with the law.
But here in the wrestling business when the PCW allows men and women to wrestle....well there is no punishment for Violence on Women.
[ An evil grin has come across his entire face ]
Blair: I’m going to enjoy taking out some of my aggression on each and every woman in the PCW. Aurora Rose, if you insist on getting in the ring with me this weekend.; well let me just give you a taste of what you have to look forward.
[ Blair grabs Shirley by her hair and slams her head into the wall several times. She is screaming in pain. Blair is just yelling at her, although he seems to be yelling at her about something not involving her]
Blair: How is that? You like that? I thought you might. You deserve to be beaten don’t you? Do you like it dirty? Are you a dirty, dirty, fatty fat?
[ Blair is now just drilling her in the face with one left and right after another. Shirley is no longer moving. Blair picks her up again and props her up next to a chair ]
Blair: Aurora Rose, do you still want to climb in the ring with the leader of the VOW? Oh you do? Well watch this.
[ Blair nails Shirley with a Blairkick and she is out cold. There is blood dripping down her forehead. The camera crew finally steps in and gets him off of her. As Blair backs off, there is a look in his eyes of joy. He reaches over and takes some of the blood from her face and puts it in his mouth ]
Blair: Taste like fatty fat. Yum.
[ Blair gets up as he looks at what he has done and slowly moves in the other room. He still has the look in his eyes and some of Shirley’s blood on his hands. The crew does not notice that he has left but the camera still follows him. Blair goes up to Emily who has a sheer look of horror on her face ]
Blair: So tell me something Emily, how do you like your first day?
Emily: {sobbing} it is ok Mr. Blair. I, I, I... love it here.
Blair: Good. There is one problem. I think we are going to have to let you go.
[ Blair pauses ]
Blair: You see, we here at BlairVision don’t like teases and you are nothing but a tease. You let me and the camera crew believe you were going to sleep with me. As I look at you now, I don’t see that look in your eye any longer. So why do I need you. I mean think about it, I could have anyone as my secretary. What would make me choose you?
[ Blair looks her up and down with disgust; although by most people’s standards she seems to be a smart attractive woman. ]
Blair: You are probably about 13 pounds from being a full blown fatty fat yourself. That’s entirely too close for me. Paul Blair don’t do fatties. What is that? I just noticed you have a coffee mug with the same name of that girl that my girlfriend likes in the ring
[ Emily does indeed have a PCW coffee mug. Her problem might have been bringing her Mariano Fernandez coffee mug. Blair does not look happy about this ]
Blair: Emily, we have some more bad news. I forgot to tell you that there is no medical coverage here and that’s too bad because you are about to need some
[ Blair takes the blood from Shirley and wipes it on Emily’s forehead. He then hits a Blairkick on her that drops her to the ground and
has her screaming in pain. Blair takes her Mariano coffee cup and drills her with her in the forehead several times. ]
Blair: You see Emily, it’s nothing personal. It’s just Violence On Women. It’s what me and my brother do. We ain’t above it!
Come this Saturday I will picture you again. Only this time it will be another tease. This tease’s name is Aurora Rose. Are you still feeling up for it Aurora? I know I am.
[ Emily is laid out on her back and out cold. Blood is every where. Blair notices the office door is wide open. He walks over and locks it. Then he gets down on the floor and lays down next to Emily. He is over top of her body and slithering up to her face. He stops right next to her so he is looking into her eyes. ]
Blair: Emily, could you do me one more favor? Could you tell that temp agency that things did not work out here and that BlairVision is in need of another temp to work here next week. Could you do that? Thanks sweet heart. You see like I said, it’s nothing personal. It’s just that you are all expendable. You know who else is expendable? Every woman in the world is expendable to me and my brother. You know who else? Every person involved with the PCW. When you have the money that Paul Blair has, everyone is expendable. Emily I used you today to answer my phones and now our work is through. In the PCW, I am going to use each and everyone of them to make more money. And when I’m done with someone, I will move on to the next one.
PCW you have all been warned. I am going to use you just like I have done all throughout my life with everyone I have ever come across. After all, that is Fair to Blair! Now Emily, let me show you the way out.
[ Blair gets to his feet and picks up Emily. He unlocks the door and throws her out into the hallway. ]
Blair: Hmm, looks like my office is a mess. I will have to get someone to come clean this up tomorrow.
[ Blair is suddenly so upset, he is almost shaking ]
Blair: You know what let’s play to that crowd a little more. Let’s make the peons think I am Uno, Dos, Tres Cabrito. Well PCW, it’s been a pleasure. I hope you have enjoyed your talk with VOW but you must leave. Shirley can find her way out. Now where is that mask?
[ Blair puts the mask back on and goes out of the office as if nothing happened. He is off to get ready for Saturday Night Rapture. Camera fades ]