Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 30, 2011 18:11:51 GMT -5
We fade in to a slideshow of pictures of professional wrestling, in black and white, as the narrator talks according to the images displayed.
[Ladies and gentlemen… Revolution has struck professional wrestling. From its humble beginnings, in pay-per-view broadcasts, to weekly television shows that would captivate the attention of the audience for years, we now present the latest innovation in pro-wrestling, as this is the only wrestling show ever to be broadcasted exclusively on YouTube week after week. Wrestlers will grow to unprecedented stardom, rivalries will be boiled, and a new chapter will be written in the history of this sport.
Ladies and gentlemen… It has come… On this mild temperature Monday Night, emanating from Daytona Beach, Florida, YouTube Championship Wrestling is proud to present…]
Monday… Night…Wrestling!
A small amount of pyro blasts from the small stage, illuminating the entire small arena. As the loud fireworks seize, the fans bring in a huge ovation, the cameras circling the crowd, as well as spotlights. There are loud chants of “Wye-Cee-Dub” by the audience. The cameras cut to ring-side, where commentators Brandon Matthews and “The Saint” Shannon Saint are proud to be hosting the first ever edition of Monday Night Wrestling, only on YouTube.
BM: Welcome to Monday Night Wrestling, everyone! This is Brandon Matthews, I’ll do play-by-play commentary for all our broadcasts, and sitting to my left is “The Saint”, Shannon Saint, your color commentator!
SS: Are you ready for some hardcore action, Brandon? I think these guys are going to take it to the extreme!
BM: Well, we’ve got a bit of everything in this show! First off, the women!
SS: Alright, some booty to kick this off!
BM: Experienced CWF lady Danielle Lopez faces the intimidating “Iron Maiden”, Rosalie! Also, the mysterious man going by the name of The Enforcer goes up against one part of our wrestling development system, Thomas Bisping!
SS: …You know what happens to developmental talent over the years, right?
BM: Well, this is an innovative show. Yeah, we might see an upset!
SS: VERY unlikely.
BM: Next up, also another development matchup… Ray McCord takes it to the next level by facing the famous Mr. Baller! What is going to happen?
SS: You KNOW what is going to happen. These punks have no chance!
BM: Also, next in our card, the edgy highflyer Frankie Jones meets the British wonder, Saint Jimmi!
SS: What is he called?
BM: Saint. He’s Saint Jimmi.
SS: So, there’s a crappy little rip-off of me in this company already? We have to kick off with the wrong foot?
BM: Only if YOU want to.
SS: Whatever. Anyway, what’s next?
BM: And finally, we’ve got a one of a kind main event. We see the return of the wrestler with endless fame back in NWC, “The Desert Scorpion”, Eric Redgate, going against one half of the “REVENGE” beasts, “The Crimson Cross”, David Jones! This has got to be one hell of a match-up!
SS: Definitely… Those guys look intimidating.
BM: Let’s kick this off with the ladies! But, first, let’s take a look at what these two have been saying to each other all over the week on YouTube!
[Women promo links]
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring at this time, from San Diego, California! Danielle Lopez.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits and Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain to an enormous reception from the crowd. She points to the crowd and then does a pose on the ramp. She then walks down the ramp as high fiving the fans along the way. Danielle then slides through the bottom rope and does a couple of cheerleader poses before going to the top rope to pose some more. She then hops off the ropes and then goes to her corner to wait for her opponent with a prepared expression on her face.
BM: And there you see Danielle Lopez, a prominent star in the CWF, who is now ready to kick off the show against Rosalie!
SS: Here she comes!
“Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to a mixed reaction. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and sprints down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting another mixed reaction.
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go, the match is on! Rosalie kicks off with a flurry of punches right into the head of Danielle, stunning her…Danielle sliding under Rosalie’s legs-
SS: HOT!!!
BM: …And now…NECKBREAKER! Danielle takes the upper hand as she gets up and delivers series of quick elbow drops to the chest of Rosalie, leaving her nearly breathless…
SS: The only person who is breathless here is ME! These two are hot, I assure you! If you’re not tuned in, you’re just wasting your life!
BM: Danielle pulls her by the hair and scoops her…What was that, a modified suplex?!
SS: What the hell can you call that, a hairplex?!
BM: Well, probably. If not, a name that looks like that. Danielle right back to her feet, inciting the crowd into a deafening roar! Can you hear it?
SS: I can hear THEM, but I can barely hear YOU!
BM: Danielle Lopez waiting for Rosalie to get to her feet…And tosses her to the outside! Wow, nasty landing for Rosalie!
ONE!!!
BM: The referee wastes no time in starting the count, and here we go! Rosalie is still grounded!
SS: Nope, she’s getting up already…Danielle bouncing off the ropes, with bad intentions on her mind…
TWO!!
BM: Here she goes, DANIELLE FLYING! SUICIDE DIV- NO! ROSALIE COUNTERED INTO A DDT!
The crowd chants “Holy Sh*t” loudly, as Danielle is absolutely knocked out in the ramp way.
BM: I think this is the end for Danielle! That DDT knocked her out pretty bad!
THREE!
SS: Rosalie getting up, and Danielle’s still down…HOT!
BM: You’re being a little annoying, you know.
SS: Do you think I care?
FOUR!!!
BM: Rosalie is back up, climbing to the apron now…And a quick frog splash on Danielle! She can’t get up from that for sure!
SS: You never know…I don’t think she will, anyway.
FIVE!!
BM: Rosalie is back into the ring, so this count is only for Danielle…Should she not get up, she loses the match!
SS: Rosalie’s writhing in pain, also…
SIX!!
BM: Well, I think this is it…Danielle is out of it!
SEVEN!!!
BM: NO! She’s moving! A slight movement, but she’s moving!
EIGHT!!!
BM: Danielle back to her knees now, she’s going to enter the ring…
NINE!!!
BM: SLIDES ONE LEG…
TE-NO!!!
BM: YES! DANIELLE IS STILL ON THE MATCH! AT THE LAST SECOND! She entered the ring at the last minute, this looked like Danielle was screwed!
SS: She’s still alive and shaking her…RAWR.
BM: Please, I know you’re excited, but hold it… Rosalie grabs Danielle’s arm…TORNADO DDT! Danielle is out of it!
SS: The cover to end this all!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR-KICKOUT!!
SS: HOW?!
BM: Wait, she got her foot on the ropes!
SS: The match will continue… I don’t think it will be for long!
Rosalie picks Danielle up, furious…
BM: Wait, she’s going for her finisher! A brainbuster, aka a Maiden Killer!
SS: Rosalie picks Lopez up for a ride… MAIDEN K-NO! Danielle rolls back… THE LATINA CUTTER! She hit it out of NOWHERE!!!
BM: DANIELLE WITH THE QUICK COVER!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!
BM: WOW! WOW!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner… DANIELLE LOPEZ!
“Here to Stay” hits the PA system as Danielle celebrates after this out of nowhere victory.
BM: WOW! Danielle with a win out of nowhere here on Monday Night Wrestling on YouTube, but a lovely performance by Rosalie here!
SS: Wait, Rosalie is back on her feet… KNOCKS DANIELLE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
The music stops as the beatdown ensues.
BM: Wait, a brawl just broken out between these two ladies! Rosalie picks her up… Quick MAIDEN KILLER! Wow!
SS: Rosalie laid out Danielle in a second! I can’t believe it!
BM: Well, folks, time for a break…Please check the YouTube videos that we suggest you to!
*BREAK*
BM: Well, ladies and gentlemen, you’ve just witnessed a one of a kind women’s bout, and we’re all set for another one! The highest rising star in developmental talent, Thomas Bisping, is about to face the one, the only…The Enforcer!
SS: The guy is a beast! I tried to speak with him backstage, but no word. I was scared, seriously.
“Deep Fried”, a production theme, hits the PA system to a neutral reaction. Thomas Bisping, full of adrenaline, runs down the aisle, tagging some fans’ hands.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighting in at 182 pounds...Part of the YCW developmental program… THOMAS BISPING!
Thomas rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring, as the crowd gives him a quiet good reaction. Thomas slides into the corner, awaiting his opponent.
SS: This guy is going to get SO manhandled.
The lights suddenly go out as "Inhumanity" blasts out of the PA system and the crowd boos heavily. The Enforcer, his head always lowered, comes out, as the crowd keeps booing him, and walks down the aisle ignoring the fans.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown...The Enforcer!
The Enforcer jumps into the apron, enters the ring, and raises his left hand in a chokeslam threat as pyro goes off of all four turnbuckles. Enforcer then awaits the match to begin.
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go, The Enforcer is here, the match is just about to begin!
SS: This guy is going to get squished, badly.
BM: The Enforcer grabs Thomas Bisping already… BRAINBUSTER! Thomas Bisping’s world was shook in such a little amount of time!
SS: And there’s a lot more to come! The Enforcer is laying the law to little Tommy over there, picks him up… MILLITARY PRESS! Like a stinking ragdoll!
BM: Well, too bad, these young guns of the YCW seemed like they had a chance…
SS: Only to you.
BM: Whatever you say. Anyway, The Enforcer has Bisping locked by the neck, and tosses him against the turnbuckle, delivering series of blows to the chest, leaving him breathless! Wow! The Enforcer has stopped this flurry… BELLY TO BELLY! The complete destruction of Thomas Bisping is here!
SS: I heard his theme was called “Deep Fried”. Funny, eh?
BM: The Enforcer bounces off the ropes…LEGDROP! Thomas Bisping can be coughing blood anytime soon!
SS: Poor little man. No sanctity for you!
BM: Enforcer grabs Bisping…Please, stop this mess…He’s already lifting Bisping up, please hope this stops… Yes, he’s hit it! The jackknife powerbomb, I think he calls it the Switchblade!
SS: Yes, he does! The cover to end this beat-down…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
SS: Brutal. Thomas Bisping isn’t ready for the big leagues yet. I don’t want to see what happens to the other guy…
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner… THE ENFORCER!
BM: Well, he’s getting a mic already…
The Enforcer: What you’ve seen is what you’ll see for a long, long time. Soon, the entire YouTube Championship Wrestling will fall before me. The Enforcer is here to dictate the rough law. My destiny is to take over this company, and I’m going to do it all by myself…
…And Justice For Brawl.
The Enforcer drops the microphone and leaves the stage.
SS: WOW! What an impact for the Enforcer, in his YCW debut!
BM: Indeed, Shannon! We’ll now go backstage, where I’ve just received word of a confrontation…
Cut to backstage, where we pan into Terrell Ryder's office in the backstage area, where Mr. Baller and his teammates have barged in without knocking.
BM: Wow, it seems that Mr. Baller is arguing with one half of the YCW presidents…
Mr. Baller: What's the big deal on giving me a match with some developmental talent whore, eh?
Terrell Ryder: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you wanted a competitive match.
Mr. Baller: Do you even know who I am?
Terrell Ryder: Yeah, you're Mr. Baller, and the two behind you are your man servants. What's the point?
Mr. Baller (seething with anger): Don't you dare disrespect the name of Mr. Baller and i'm better than all of these losers that this company has to offer.
Suddenly, Danielle Lopez, panting with fatigue after her amazing match with Rosalie, walks into the office and greets Terrell with a handshake and a hug.
Terrell Ryder: How are you Danielle?
Danielle Lopez: I'm doing well, thank you very much for asking and also thank you so much for giving me an opportunity to wrestle for YouTube Championship Wrestling.
Terrell Ryder: It's my pleasure really. You should tell your husband to give me a call sometime. I haven't heard from him in a long time.
Danielle Lopez: I will most certainly do that, but I had a question that I wanted to ask you.
Terrell Ryder: Ask away.
As Danielle was about to ask her question, Mr. Baller then interrupts her.
Mr. Baller: Excuse me princess, but you're obviously not good enough to interrupt me.
Danielle (with a bit of anger on her face): You obviously haven't heard of who I am, haven't you?
Mr. Baller: I don't care if you’re the two cent hooker from around the corner. You just don't interrupt the greatest and most famous star in this company.
Danielle: HA! Please, you've gotten your ass beaten more times than Gary Busey has been in and out of rehab. Besides, if I recall correctly, my husband and his crew have constantly made you and that idiot C-Note, their bitch and that even includes me kicking C-Note square in the head with Potential Brain Damage. So don't go preaching about how great you are, when in reality. You're nothing more than a Kyle Sync ripoff.
SS: Newsflash, lady, nobody cares where you’re from, and who you’ve faced! THIS is the moment! Grab her, Baller!
Mr. Baller then tries to grab Danielle's arm, but Terrell gets in the way.
Terrell Ryder: Are you sure that you want to do that?
Mr. Baller: Get out of my way.
Terrell Ryder: Alright, but don't say that I didn't warn you.
Two men come storming into the locker room and start taking out C-Note and Mick Ryans. The big man of the crew then grabs Baller by the throat and slams him against the wall.
Big Man: Don't you ever lay your hands on a lady in an abusive way. Do you understand?
Mr. Baller (trembling in fear): Yes, yes. I understand completely.
The big man then releases Baller and he falls onto the floor. Terrell Ryder and Danielle Lopez then walk up to the weakened Team Baller.
Terrell Ryder: One thing, I forgot to mention. Meet my new bodyguard's. You know them extremely well. They are Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, aka, Da Xtreme Dynasty.
Danielle Lopez: Better known as my friends… Believe that.
Danielle and crew then drag Team Baller out of the office while Terrell then takes a seat at his desk and continues to work. Cut back to the announcer’s table.
BM: Wow, so Terrell Ryder needs bodyguards already? I reckon the show will be completely out of anyone’s control!
SS: I’ve got to agree with you on that. Well, anyway, here we go, ready for our third match-up of the evening, with none other than Mr. Baller himself!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing to the ring at this time, being accompanied by C-Note and Mick Ryans, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 210 pounds… Mr. Baller!
Mr. Baller by Royce da 5'9" hits the arena, and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The 3 then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
BM: And here comes Team Baller!
SS: In my opinion, these three embody a spirit that not many people in this company possess.
BM: I disagree. There are a ton of wrestlers who have more heart and determination.
Jimmy Wilkes: And already in the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota… Part of the YCW Developmental Program…RAY MCCORD!
The crowd doesn't even react at all to him.
BM: And here we go. Mr. Baller wasting no time in beating on Ray MacCord!
SS: Yeah, and I bet MacCord is going to want to cry to his mommy after this match is over with.
BM: Baller has MacCord up... Huge suplex! Cover!
1...
2...
No!
Baller breaks the pin up as the referee's hand was about to go down for the three count.
BM: What in the world is Baller doing here?
SS: I believe he wants to send a message to that entire locker room, loud and clear… Perhaps we haven’t seen enough asses getting beat tonight.
BM: Well, that Swinging Neckbreaker that Baller just did, might have just done that.
SS: Not so fast there, Brandon... Baller's bounces off of the ropes and hits the 619 and now he's going to the top rope and... YES! He just hit the Split-legged Moonsault to complete the Buzzerbeater. That's got to be it, right?
BM: As much as I would like to agree with you, I can't here because Baller's got something else in mind.
Mr. Baller then wastes no time and locks McCord in the Game Changer.
BM: The Game Changer! The Game Changer! Baller has it locked in very tightly!
C-Note then gets onto the top rope to direct the referee's attention away from the match.
BM: Just what in the hell here is going on here? I mean, Baller has this match up pretty much won.
SS: This is something that I’m sure everybody wants to know.
Mick Ryans then grabs the referee from behind and hits him with the Reverse DDT as C-Note slides in three steel chairs in the ring.
BM: The referee has been laid out with the Reverse DDT.
SS: Yeah, but that's not the issue here because Team Baller has three chairs in the ring. I think Ray McCord's head is going to be bent in pieces.
Ryans and C-Note then get McCord to his knees as Mr. Baller picks up the steel chair and whacks him in the head with it.
BM: Come on! Enough is enough already.
SS: I, for one, love this. Wait, what the hell is this?
Suddenly Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks come out with a referee in tow.
BM: It's Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks! They were revealed as Terrell Ryder's personal body guard's just a short while ago.
SS: This is garbage, they are another promotion's tag team champions! Bar them from the arena… Ungrateful bastards! Take ‘em out!
Styles and Banks then start brawling with C-Note and Mick Ryans. As that's happening, Mr. Baller starts showboating in the middle of the ring as the other referee watches with a disgusted look on his face. Baller then gets McCord up and attempts to hit him with the Powerbomb, but McCord rolls him up for the pin attempt.
BM: Wait a damn minute… MCCORD WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
SS: WHAT?! A stinking developmental fruity faggot wins the damn match? What the hell is going on here?!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the match… Ray McCord!
McCord then looks on with a shocked expression on his face as he's exhausted in the ring.
BM: Can you believe this, Shannon?
SS: I'm just absolutely stunned. This wasn't supposed to happen like this. How in earth did Mr. Baller lose this?! WOW! We’ll be right back after this little break, stick around, and in the mean-time, watch our suggestions for YouTube videos!
*BREAK*
SS: Well, welcome back to YouTube Championship Wrestling, as this first episode gets spicier!
BM: Well, it’s true! I just received word of Mr. Baller quitting the YCW, throwing a fit backstage and ripping his contract into pieces… He’s no longer in the company! And Team Baller is gone too!
SS: Well, obviously, he’s pissed. Who wouldn’t be?
BM: Anyhow, time for Frankie Jones to face Saint Jimmi… Here comes Jimmi!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing to the ring at this time, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, Frankie Jones.
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him.The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast(Like edge). He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and Taunts in the ring.
BM: This is the debut of Frankie Jones. He looks impressive, doesn't he?
SS: Yeah, but does he have any in-ring skills though.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, Saint Jimmi.
BM: Here comes The Saint.
SS: Shut the hell up! I'm the Saint, not him. He couldn't even lace up my boots.
When the Violins sound from the song ''Awake & Alive'', Saint Jimmi flys through curtain, ready to make his agile move to the ring. Not before, he poses, and red, white, and blue fireworks, go off on the stage behind him.
Frankie Jones and Saint Jimmi shake hands and the ref rings the bell to start the match.
*DING DING DING*
BM: Well, here we go as this match up has officially began.
SS: Frankie comes flying out of the gate as he hits Jimmi with the clothesline.
BM: Frankie gets Jimmi up, bounces him off of the ropes and goes for the standing dropkick, NO! Jimmi countered it into a neckbreaker. Here's a cover.
ONE...
TWO...
NO!
BM: That was an extremely close call for Saint Jimmi.
SS: Can we just refer to him as plain Jimmi?
BM: Fine! Have it your way. Jimmi in control now, as he has Frankie locked in a side headlock.
SS: That's some good, technical wrestling by Jimmi.
BM: It was, but Frankie is now in a standing position as he lifts Jimmi onto his shoulders.
SS: Death Valley Driver! NO! Jimmi just countered it into a Tornado DDT. Wow, that was an amazing counter.
BM: Jimmi's wasting no time in getting Frankie up. Jimmi gets him up and he tries for the Brainbuster DDT.
SS: NO! Frankie reverses it into a huge Hurricanrana and both men are now down in the middle of the ring.
BM: Which competitor will get to their feet first?
SS: Well, my money's on Frankie, but I could be wrong as Jimmi's coming to his senses as well.
BM: Both men now on their feet and they each are trading blows with each other.
SS: Yeah, but Frankie now has the upper hand as he's loading lefts and rights onto Jimmi, before he connects a spinning backfist on him.
BM: Frankie now has Jimmi onto his knees and he goes for the Shining Wizard.
SS: NO! Jimmi ducks it and he rolls Frankie up.
ONE...
TWO...
NO!
BM: How the hell did Frankie kick out?
SS: I have no freaking clue, but this match is totally awesome.
BM: Jimmi now has Frankie up and YES!!
SS: Not so fast. Frankie got out of that Swinging Neckbreaker attempt. Frankie just connected with the Tigerbomb.
BM: He's not done though as he's going on the top rope.
SS: Oh My God! Frankie just connected with the Anarchy!
BM: And now the cover!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner! Frankie Jones.
Frankie then stands up and celebrates as the referee raises his hand in the air.
BM: Wow! What an incredible match.
SS: You said it. It was indeed action packed.
BM: And Frankie Jones comes out of it with the victory, but you have to give credit to Jimmy though.
SS: Yeah, you do, despite him being a name stealer. He did well and you have to tip your hat off to him.
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BM: Well, welcome back to Monday Night Wrestling, exclusively on YouTube, and, well, are you ready for the main event of this incredible evening? This is the return of Eric Redgate to professional wrestling, facing the amazing David James!
SS: I pity those guys, I mean, look at their past. They’ve suffered for their lives, whether in the desert, or always traumatized by one terrible happening in their life. Wow.
BM: Anyway, here they come!
While the entrances occur, parts of their promos are replayed in the corner of the screen.
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch erupts through the PA as John and David make there way to the ring. They run down the ramp and slide under the ropes. They punch each others fists, and hype themselves for the following match… John Allister goes to ringside, to watch this match.
BM: And here he comes…
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA system. The lights fade out. Two spotlights fade in from the sides of the stage, and Eric Redgate comes out, a smirk on his face, from seeing the fans. He slowly strides down the aisle, a scorpion pendant around his neck, as the spotlights follow him, jumps into the apron, jumps over the top rope and into the ring in an impressive feat, takes his pendant, and raises it high above his head, in a sign that "The Scorpion is Here".
SS: Oh yeah! This guy looks neat!
BM: Well, let’s see how he fares against David James…
*DING DING DING*
BM: The match is on now! David with a strong uppercut on Eric Redgate, but gets knocked with a huge clothesline! Kick to the gut of David…SNAP DDT! And Eric takes over the match!
SS: Wow, this is huge! Eric with tremendous shots to the grounded David… DAVID WITH A SPEAR! He takes Eric down, and now he’s leading this party!
BM: David drags Eric near the ropes and starts violently choking him! That’s not the way he was planning a debut for sure!
SS: Obvious!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
SS: Wow, David is enraged…He wants to win this main event, badly! His popularity would skyrocket if he ever beaten a man with such a big name value!
BM: Well, I’m pretty sure the announcing team of Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint could become legendary too, soon enough.
SS: Yeah, but, no offense, but half of our success would be because of me. No offense, buddy.
BM: We’ll see about that, when the time comes. David has got Eric by behind, an exhausted Eric, on his knees… And LOCKS him with a rear naked choke! Eric Redgate may not get out of this one!
SS: Wrong! Eric has already got his foot on the ropes, meaning that the referee is forced to break the hold immediately.
BM: Wow… It looked like, at leas-
SS: See what I mean?
BM: I’ve abandoned shows mid-match, so be careful.
SS: I’d just mock you with jokes based on condoms, bums, and sick Saint stuff like that.
BM: Oh damn.
SS: Yep. David James picking up Eric already…LOW BLOW! The Desert Scorpion takes the advantage… SPINNING HEEL KICK on the Crimson Cross! James is down!
BM: Eric is back at the attack now… Running towards the ropes… Bounces off the second rope… SPLASH on James! Wow! Cover!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
BM: Close, but not enough, David James lives on!
SS: Eric just went nuts!
BM: Redgate uses the ropes for a little balance, possibly for some more attack on James… NO! John Allister from the outside pulling his leg! The referee is still checking on the condition of David James!
SS: And in the outside, look at the vicious beatdown! John Allister battering Eric Redgate… And rolling him back in!
BM: David James back to his feet now…LEGDROP on Redgate! COVER!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
SS: That was incredibly close!
BM: David James picking up Eric Redgate… Going for the Tigerbomb… Eric counters! BACK BODY DROP! David back to his feet…CLOTHESLINE! And another one!
SS: Here we go, electricity is on the air!
BM: Eric Redgate kicks James in the gut… Scoops him up, uh-oh!
SS: Could this be the STING? No, David able to get out, and able to Irish whip Eric…
BM: Into the corner! Eric climbs going for a high risk Whisper in the Wind! NO! David stops him!
SS: Oh yeah, top rope action!
BM: Indeed, Shannon! David and Eric are both struggling for power on the top rope…David is going to fall, no…Delivers a PUNCH to Eric! Eric is completely dazed, but fights back with another…NO! David ducks! The headlock is applied!
SS: Oh no, this is all part of the Test of Will!
BM: Yes, it’s David James’s finishing maneuver! Eric losing air at every second…Look at him, he’s unconscious now!
SS: And now for this huge slam off the top rope, here we go!
BM: David about to toss Eric violently into the mat…NO! Eric grabs his arm… BRAIN BUSTER! OUT OF NOWHERE! TASTE MY PAIN! TASTE MY PAIN!
SS: Well, David tasted Eric’s pain alright!
BM: Cover!
ONE!!
…
TWO!!
…
THREE!!!
SS: HE DID IT!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: The winner of the bout… “THE DESERT SCORPION” ERIC REDGATE!
“Master of Puppets” by Metallica hits the PA system, and the crowd cheers huge as Eric Redgate celebrates. David James rolls out to the outside, tired, and John Allister looks for him.
BM: Well, folks, we’re out of time here on Monday Night Wrestling on YouTube! You’re free to look at the show whenever you want! In a personal pick of my own, I advise you to watch TNA Wrestling right now on Spike TV! See you next Monday!
Fade to black.
See you in a week…
[Ladies and gentlemen… Revolution has struck professional wrestling. From its humble beginnings, in pay-per-view broadcasts, to weekly television shows that would captivate the attention of the audience for years, we now present the latest innovation in pro-wrestling, as this is the only wrestling show ever to be broadcasted exclusively on YouTube week after week. Wrestlers will grow to unprecedented stardom, rivalries will be boiled, and a new chapter will be written in the history of this sport.
Ladies and gentlemen… It has come… On this mild temperature Monday Night, emanating from Daytona Beach, Florida, YouTube Championship Wrestling is proud to present…]
Monday… Night…Wrestling!
A small amount of pyro blasts from the small stage, illuminating the entire small arena. As the loud fireworks seize, the fans bring in a huge ovation, the cameras circling the crowd, as well as spotlights. There are loud chants of “Wye-Cee-Dub” by the audience. The cameras cut to ring-side, where commentators Brandon Matthews and “The Saint” Shannon Saint are proud to be hosting the first ever edition of Monday Night Wrestling, only on YouTube.
BM: Welcome to Monday Night Wrestling, everyone! This is Brandon Matthews, I’ll do play-by-play commentary for all our broadcasts, and sitting to my left is “The Saint”, Shannon Saint, your color commentator!
SS: Are you ready for some hardcore action, Brandon? I think these guys are going to take it to the extreme!
BM: Well, we’ve got a bit of everything in this show! First off, the women!
SS: Alright, some booty to kick this off!
BM: Experienced CWF lady Danielle Lopez faces the intimidating “Iron Maiden”, Rosalie! Also, the mysterious man going by the name of The Enforcer goes up against one part of our wrestling development system, Thomas Bisping!
SS: …You know what happens to developmental talent over the years, right?
BM: Well, this is an innovative show. Yeah, we might see an upset!
SS: VERY unlikely.
BM: Next up, also another development matchup… Ray McCord takes it to the next level by facing the famous Mr. Baller! What is going to happen?
SS: You KNOW what is going to happen. These punks have no chance!
BM: Also, next in our card, the edgy highflyer Frankie Jones meets the British wonder, Saint Jimmi!
SS: What is he called?
BM: Saint. He’s Saint Jimmi.
SS: So, there’s a crappy little rip-off of me in this company already? We have to kick off with the wrong foot?
BM: Only if YOU want to.
SS: Whatever. Anyway, what’s next?
BM: And finally, we’ve got a one of a kind main event. We see the return of the wrestler with endless fame back in NWC, “The Desert Scorpion”, Eric Redgate, going against one half of the “REVENGE” beasts, “The Crimson Cross”, David Jones! This has got to be one hell of a match-up!
SS: Definitely… Those guys look intimidating.
BM: Let’s kick this off with the ladies! But, first, let’s take a look at what these two have been saying to each other all over the week on YouTube!
[Women promo links]
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring at this time, from San Diego, California! Danielle Lopez.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits and Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain to an enormous reception from the crowd. She points to the crowd and then does a pose on the ramp. She then walks down the ramp as high fiving the fans along the way. Danielle then slides through the bottom rope and does a couple of cheerleader poses before going to the top rope to pose some more. She then hops off the ropes and then goes to her corner to wait for her opponent with a prepared expression on her face.
BM: And there you see Danielle Lopez, a prominent star in the CWF, who is now ready to kick off the show against Rosalie!
SS: Here she comes!
“Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to a mixed reaction. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and sprints down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting another mixed reaction.
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go, the match is on! Rosalie kicks off with a flurry of punches right into the head of Danielle, stunning her…Danielle sliding under Rosalie’s legs-
SS: HOT!!!
BM: …And now…NECKBREAKER! Danielle takes the upper hand as she gets up and delivers series of quick elbow drops to the chest of Rosalie, leaving her nearly breathless…
SS: The only person who is breathless here is ME! These two are hot, I assure you! If you’re not tuned in, you’re just wasting your life!
BM: Danielle pulls her by the hair and scoops her…What was that, a modified suplex?!
SS: What the hell can you call that, a hairplex?!
BM: Well, probably. If not, a name that looks like that. Danielle right back to her feet, inciting the crowd into a deafening roar! Can you hear it?
SS: I can hear THEM, but I can barely hear YOU!
BM: Danielle Lopez waiting for Rosalie to get to her feet…And tosses her to the outside! Wow, nasty landing for Rosalie!
ONE!!!
BM: The referee wastes no time in starting the count, and here we go! Rosalie is still grounded!
SS: Nope, she’s getting up already…Danielle bouncing off the ropes, with bad intentions on her mind…
TWO!!
BM: Here she goes, DANIELLE FLYING! SUICIDE DIV- NO! ROSALIE COUNTERED INTO A DDT!
The crowd chants “Holy Sh*t” loudly, as Danielle is absolutely knocked out in the ramp way.
BM: I think this is the end for Danielle! That DDT knocked her out pretty bad!
THREE!
SS: Rosalie getting up, and Danielle’s still down…HOT!
BM: You’re being a little annoying, you know.
SS: Do you think I care?
FOUR!!!
BM: Rosalie is back up, climbing to the apron now…And a quick frog splash on Danielle! She can’t get up from that for sure!
SS: You never know…I don’t think she will, anyway.
FIVE!!
BM: Rosalie is back into the ring, so this count is only for Danielle…Should she not get up, she loses the match!
SS: Rosalie’s writhing in pain, also…
SIX!!
BM: Well, I think this is it…Danielle is out of it!
SEVEN!!!
BM: NO! She’s moving! A slight movement, but she’s moving!
EIGHT!!!
BM: Danielle back to her knees now, she’s going to enter the ring…
NINE!!!
BM: SLIDES ONE LEG…
TE-NO!!!
BM: YES! DANIELLE IS STILL ON THE MATCH! AT THE LAST SECOND! She entered the ring at the last minute, this looked like Danielle was screwed!
SS: She’s still alive and shaking her…RAWR.
BM: Please, I know you’re excited, but hold it… Rosalie grabs Danielle’s arm…TORNADO DDT! Danielle is out of it!
SS: The cover to end this all!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR-KICKOUT!!
SS: HOW?!
BM: Wait, she got her foot on the ropes!
SS: The match will continue… I don’t think it will be for long!
Rosalie picks Danielle up, furious…
BM: Wait, she’s going for her finisher! A brainbuster, aka a Maiden Killer!
SS: Rosalie picks Lopez up for a ride… MAIDEN K-NO! Danielle rolls back… THE LATINA CUTTER! She hit it out of NOWHERE!!!
BM: DANIELLE WITH THE QUICK COVER!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!
BM: WOW! WOW!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner… DANIELLE LOPEZ!
“Here to Stay” hits the PA system as Danielle celebrates after this out of nowhere victory.
BM: WOW! Danielle with a win out of nowhere here on Monday Night Wrestling on YouTube, but a lovely performance by Rosalie here!
SS: Wait, Rosalie is back on her feet… KNOCKS DANIELLE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
The music stops as the beatdown ensues.
BM: Wait, a brawl just broken out between these two ladies! Rosalie picks her up… Quick MAIDEN KILLER! Wow!
SS: Rosalie laid out Danielle in a second! I can’t believe it!
BM: Well, folks, time for a break…Please check the YouTube videos that we suggest you to!
*BREAK*
BM: Well, ladies and gentlemen, you’ve just witnessed a one of a kind women’s bout, and we’re all set for another one! The highest rising star in developmental talent, Thomas Bisping, is about to face the one, the only…The Enforcer!
SS: The guy is a beast! I tried to speak with him backstage, but no word. I was scared, seriously.
“Deep Fried”, a production theme, hits the PA system to a neutral reaction. Thomas Bisping, full of adrenaline, runs down the aisle, tagging some fans’ hands.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighting in at 182 pounds...Part of the YCW developmental program… THOMAS BISPING!
Thomas rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring, as the crowd gives him a quiet good reaction. Thomas slides into the corner, awaiting his opponent.
SS: This guy is going to get SO manhandled.
The lights suddenly go out as "Inhumanity" blasts out of the PA system and the crowd boos heavily. The Enforcer, his head always lowered, comes out, as the crowd keeps booing him, and walks down the aisle ignoring the fans.
Jimmy Wilkes: Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown...The Enforcer!
The Enforcer jumps into the apron, enters the ring, and raises his left hand in a chokeslam threat as pyro goes off of all four turnbuckles. Enforcer then awaits the match to begin.
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go, The Enforcer is here, the match is just about to begin!
SS: This guy is going to get squished, badly.
BM: The Enforcer grabs Thomas Bisping already… BRAINBUSTER! Thomas Bisping’s world was shook in such a little amount of time!
SS: And there’s a lot more to come! The Enforcer is laying the law to little Tommy over there, picks him up… MILLITARY PRESS! Like a stinking ragdoll!
BM: Well, too bad, these young guns of the YCW seemed like they had a chance…
SS: Only to you.
BM: Whatever you say. Anyway, The Enforcer has Bisping locked by the neck, and tosses him against the turnbuckle, delivering series of blows to the chest, leaving him breathless! Wow! The Enforcer has stopped this flurry… BELLY TO BELLY! The complete destruction of Thomas Bisping is here!
SS: I heard his theme was called “Deep Fried”. Funny, eh?
BM: The Enforcer bounces off the ropes…LEGDROP! Thomas Bisping can be coughing blood anytime soon!
SS: Poor little man. No sanctity for you!
BM: Enforcer grabs Bisping…Please, stop this mess…He’s already lifting Bisping up, please hope this stops… Yes, he’s hit it! The jackknife powerbomb, I think he calls it the Switchblade!
SS: Yes, he does! The cover to end this beat-down…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
SS: Brutal. Thomas Bisping isn’t ready for the big leagues yet. I don’t want to see what happens to the other guy…
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner… THE ENFORCER!
BM: Well, he’s getting a mic already…
The Enforcer: What you’ve seen is what you’ll see for a long, long time. Soon, the entire YouTube Championship Wrestling will fall before me. The Enforcer is here to dictate the rough law. My destiny is to take over this company, and I’m going to do it all by myself…
…And Justice For Brawl.
The Enforcer drops the microphone and leaves the stage.
SS: WOW! What an impact for the Enforcer, in his YCW debut!
BM: Indeed, Shannon! We’ll now go backstage, where I’ve just received word of a confrontation…
Cut to backstage, where we pan into Terrell Ryder's office in the backstage area, where Mr. Baller and his teammates have barged in without knocking.
BM: Wow, it seems that Mr. Baller is arguing with one half of the YCW presidents…
Mr. Baller: What's the big deal on giving me a match with some developmental talent whore, eh?
Terrell Ryder: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that you wanted a competitive match.
Mr. Baller: Do you even know who I am?
Terrell Ryder: Yeah, you're Mr. Baller, and the two behind you are your man servants. What's the point?
Mr. Baller (seething with anger): Don't you dare disrespect the name of Mr. Baller and i'm better than all of these losers that this company has to offer.
Suddenly, Danielle Lopez, panting with fatigue after her amazing match with Rosalie, walks into the office and greets Terrell with a handshake and a hug.
Terrell Ryder: How are you Danielle?
Danielle Lopez: I'm doing well, thank you very much for asking and also thank you so much for giving me an opportunity to wrestle for YouTube Championship Wrestling.
Terrell Ryder: It's my pleasure really. You should tell your husband to give me a call sometime. I haven't heard from him in a long time.
Danielle Lopez: I will most certainly do that, but I had a question that I wanted to ask you.
Terrell Ryder: Ask away.
As Danielle was about to ask her question, Mr. Baller then interrupts her.
Mr. Baller: Excuse me princess, but you're obviously not good enough to interrupt me.
Danielle (with a bit of anger on her face): You obviously haven't heard of who I am, haven't you?
Mr. Baller: I don't care if you’re the two cent hooker from around the corner. You just don't interrupt the greatest and most famous star in this company.
Danielle: HA! Please, you've gotten your ass beaten more times than Gary Busey has been in and out of rehab. Besides, if I recall correctly, my husband and his crew have constantly made you and that idiot C-Note, their bitch and that even includes me kicking C-Note square in the head with Potential Brain Damage. So don't go preaching about how great you are, when in reality. You're nothing more than a Kyle Sync ripoff.
SS: Newsflash, lady, nobody cares where you’re from, and who you’ve faced! THIS is the moment! Grab her, Baller!
Mr. Baller then tries to grab Danielle's arm, but Terrell gets in the way.
Terrell Ryder: Are you sure that you want to do that?
Mr. Baller: Get out of my way.
Terrell Ryder: Alright, but don't say that I didn't warn you.
Two men come storming into the locker room and start taking out C-Note and Mick Ryans. The big man of the crew then grabs Baller by the throat and slams him against the wall.
Big Man: Don't you ever lay your hands on a lady in an abusive way. Do you understand?
Mr. Baller (trembling in fear): Yes, yes. I understand completely.
The big man then releases Baller and he falls onto the floor. Terrell Ryder and Danielle Lopez then walk up to the weakened Team Baller.
Terrell Ryder: One thing, I forgot to mention. Meet my new bodyguard's. You know them extremely well. They are Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks, aka, Da Xtreme Dynasty.
Danielle Lopez: Better known as my friends… Believe that.
Danielle and crew then drag Team Baller out of the office while Terrell then takes a seat at his desk and continues to work. Cut back to the announcer’s table.
BM: Wow, so Terrell Ryder needs bodyguards already? I reckon the show will be completely out of anyone’s control!
SS: I’ve got to agree with you on that. Well, anyway, here we go, ready for our third match-up of the evening, with none other than Mr. Baller himself!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing to the ring at this time, being accompanied by C-Note and Mick Ryans, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 210 pounds… Mr. Baller!
Mr. Baller by Royce da 5'9" hits the arena, and out come C-Note and Mick Ryans. Mr. Baller then appears and both men take a knee and bow to Mr. Baller. They then walk down the ramp together. As they hit the ring. Team Baller goes and sits on the ropes and allows Mr. Baller into the ring. The 3 then pose to the crowd in the middle of the ring.
BM: And here comes Team Baller!
SS: In my opinion, these three embody a spirit that not many people in this company possess.
BM: I disagree. There are a ton of wrestlers who have more heart and determination.
Jimmy Wilkes: And already in the ring, from Minneapolis, Minnesota… Part of the YCW Developmental Program…RAY MCCORD!
The crowd doesn't even react at all to him.
BM: And here we go. Mr. Baller wasting no time in beating on Ray MacCord!
SS: Yeah, and I bet MacCord is going to want to cry to his mommy after this match is over with.
BM: Baller has MacCord up... Huge suplex! Cover!
1...
2...
No!
Baller breaks the pin up as the referee's hand was about to go down for the three count.
BM: What in the world is Baller doing here?
SS: I believe he wants to send a message to that entire locker room, loud and clear… Perhaps we haven’t seen enough asses getting beat tonight.
BM: Well, that Swinging Neckbreaker that Baller just did, might have just done that.
SS: Not so fast there, Brandon... Baller's bounces off of the ropes and hits the 619 and now he's going to the top rope and... YES! He just hit the Split-legged Moonsault to complete the Buzzerbeater. That's got to be it, right?
BM: As much as I would like to agree with you, I can't here because Baller's got something else in mind.
Mr. Baller then wastes no time and locks McCord in the Game Changer.
BM: The Game Changer! The Game Changer! Baller has it locked in very tightly!
C-Note then gets onto the top rope to direct the referee's attention away from the match.
BM: Just what in the hell here is going on here? I mean, Baller has this match up pretty much won.
SS: This is something that I’m sure everybody wants to know.
Mick Ryans then grabs the referee from behind and hits him with the Reverse DDT as C-Note slides in three steel chairs in the ring.
BM: The referee has been laid out with the Reverse DDT.
SS: Yeah, but that's not the issue here because Team Baller has three chairs in the ring. I think Ray McCord's head is going to be bent in pieces.
Ryans and C-Note then get McCord to his knees as Mr. Baller picks up the steel chair and whacks him in the head with it.
BM: Come on! Enough is enough already.
SS: I, for one, love this. Wait, what the hell is this?
Suddenly Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks come out with a referee in tow.
BM: It's Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks! They were revealed as Terrell Ryder's personal body guard's just a short while ago.
SS: This is garbage, they are another promotion's tag team champions! Bar them from the arena… Ungrateful bastards! Take ‘em out!
Styles and Banks then start brawling with C-Note and Mick Ryans. As that's happening, Mr. Baller starts showboating in the middle of the ring as the other referee watches with a disgusted look on his face. Baller then gets McCord up and attempts to hit him with the Powerbomb, but McCord rolls him up for the pin attempt.
BM: Wait a damn minute… MCCORD WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
SS: WHAT?! A stinking developmental fruity faggot wins the damn match? What the hell is going on here?!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the match… Ray McCord!
McCord then looks on with a shocked expression on his face as he's exhausted in the ring.
BM: Can you believe this, Shannon?
SS: I'm just absolutely stunned. This wasn't supposed to happen like this. How in earth did Mr. Baller lose this?! WOW! We’ll be right back after this little break, stick around, and in the mean-time, watch our suggestions for YouTube videos!
*BREAK*
SS: Well, welcome back to YouTube Championship Wrestling, as this first episode gets spicier!
BM: Well, it’s true! I just received word of Mr. Baller quitting the YCW, throwing a fit backstage and ripping his contract into pieces… He’s no longer in the company! And Team Baller is gone too!
SS: Well, obviously, he’s pissed. Who wouldn’t be?
BM: Anyhow, time for Frankie Jones to face Saint Jimmi… Here comes Jimmi!
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing to the ring at this time, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, Frankie Jones.
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him.The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast(Like edge). He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and Taunts in the ring.
BM: This is the debut of Frankie Jones. He looks impressive, doesn't he?
SS: Yeah, but does he have any in-ring skills though.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, Saint Jimmi.
BM: Here comes The Saint.
SS: Shut the hell up! I'm the Saint, not him. He couldn't even lace up my boots.
When the Violins sound from the song ''Awake & Alive'', Saint Jimmi flys through curtain, ready to make his agile move to the ring. Not before, he poses, and red, white, and blue fireworks, go off on the stage behind him.
Frankie Jones and Saint Jimmi shake hands and the ref rings the bell to start the match.
*DING DING DING*
BM: Well, here we go as this match up has officially began.
SS: Frankie comes flying out of the gate as he hits Jimmi with the clothesline.
BM: Frankie gets Jimmi up, bounces him off of the ropes and goes for the standing dropkick, NO! Jimmi countered it into a neckbreaker. Here's a cover.
ONE...
TWO...
NO!
BM: That was an extremely close call for Saint Jimmi.
SS: Can we just refer to him as plain Jimmi?
BM: Fine! Have it your way. Jimmi in control now, as he has Frankie locked in a side headlock.
SS: That's some good, technical wrestling by Jimmi.
BM: It was, but Frankie is now in a standing position as he lifts Jimmi onto his shoulders.
SS: Death Valley Driver! NO! Jimmi just countered it into a Tornado DDT. Wow, that was an amazing counter.
BM: Jimmi's wasting no time in getting Frankie up. Jimmi gets him up and he tries for the Brainbuster DDT.
SS: NO! Frankie reverses it into a huge Hurricanrana and both men are now down in the middle of the ring.
BM: Which competitor will get to their feet first?
SS: Well, my money's on Frankie, but I could be wrong as Jimmi's coming to his senses as well.
BM: Both men now on their feet and they each are trading blows with each other.
SS: Yeah, but Frankie now has the upper hand as he's loading lefts and rights onto Jimmi, before he connects a spinning backfist on him.
BM: Frankie now has Jimmi onto his knees and he goes for the Shining Wizard.
SS: NO! Jimmi ducks it and he rolls Frankie up.
ONE...
TWO...
NO!
BM: How the hell did Frankie kick out?
SS: I have no freaking clue, but this match is totally awesome.
BM: Jimmi now has Frankie up and YES!!
SS: Not so fast. Frankie got out of that Swinging Neckbreaker attempt. Frankie just connected with the Tigerbomb.
BM: He's not done though as he's going on the top rope.
SS: Oh My God! Frankie just connected with the Anarchy!
BM: And now the cover!
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner! Frankie Jones.
Frankie then stands up and celebrates as the referee raises his hand in the air.
BM: Wow! What an incredible match.
SS: You said it. It was indeed action packed.
BM: And Frankie Jones comes out of it with the victory, but you have to give credit to Jimmy though.
SS: Yeah, you do, despite him being a name stealer. He did well and you have to tip your hat off to him.
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BM: Well, welcome back to Monday Night Wrestling, exclusively on YouTube, and, well, are you ready for the main event of this incredible evening? This is the return of Eric Redgate to professional wrestling, facing the amazing David James!
SS: I pity those guys, I mean, look at their past. They’ve suffered for their lives, whether in the desert, or always traumatized by one terrible happening in their life. Wow.
BM: Anyway, here they come!
While the entrances occur, parts of their promos are replayed in the corner of the screen.
"Never Enough" by Five Finger Death Punch erupts through the PA as John and David make there way to the ring. They run down the ramp and slide under the ropes. They punch each others fists, and hype themselves for the following match… John Allister goes to ringside, to watch this match.
BM: And here he comes…
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA system. The lights fade out. Two spotlights fade in from the sides of the stage, and Eric Redgate comes out, a smirk on his face, from seeing the fans. He slowly strides down the aisle, a scorpion pendant around his neck, as the spotlights follow him, jumps into the apron, jumps over the top rope and into the ring in an impressive feat, takes his pendant, and raises it high above his head, in a sign that "The Scorpion is Here".
SS: Oh yeah! This guy looks neat!
BM: Well, let’s see how he fares against David James…
*DING DING DING*
BM: The match is on now! David with a strong uppercut on Eric Redgate, but gets knocked with a huge clothesline! Kick to the gut of David…SNAP DDT! And Eric takes over the match!
SS: Wow, this is huge! Eric with tremendous shots to the grounded David… DAVID WITH A SPEAR! He takes Eric down, and now he’s leading this party!
BM: David drags Eric near the ropes and starts violently choking him! That’s not the way he was planning a debut for sure!
SS: Obvious!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!
SS: Wow, David is enraged…He wants to win this main event, badly! His popularity would skyrocket if he ever beaten a man with such a big name value!
BM: Well, I’m pretty sure the announcing team of Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint could become legendary too, soon enough.
SS: Yeah, but, no offense, but half of our success would be because of me. No offense, buddy.
BM: We’ll see about that, when the time comes. David has got Eric by behind, an exhausted Eric, on his knees… And LOCKS him with a rear naked choke! Eric Redgate may not get out of this one!
SS: Wrong! Eric has already got his foot on the ropes, meaning that the referee is forced to break the hold immediately.
BM: Wow… It looked like, at leas-
SS: See what I mean?
BM: I’ve abandoned shows mid-match, so be careful.
SS: I’d just mock you with jokes based on condoms, bums, and sick Saint stuff like that.
BM: Oh damn.
SS: Yep. David James picking up Eric already…LOW BLOW! The Desert Scorpion takes the advantage… SPINNING HEEL KICK on the Crimson Cross! James is down!
BM: Eric is back at the attack now… Running towards the ropes… Bounces off the second rope… SPLASH on James! Wow! Cover!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
BM: Close, but not enough, David James lives on!
SS: Eric just went nuts!
BM: Redgate uses the ropes for a little balance, possibly for some more attack on James… NO! John Allister from the outside pulling his leg! The referee is still checking on the condition of David James!
SS: And in the outside, look at the vicious beatdown! John Allister battering Eric Redgate… And rolling him back in!
BM: David James back to his feet now…LEGDROP on Redgate! COVER!
ONE!!
TWO!!
KICKOUT!!
SS: That was incredibly close!
BM: David James picking up Eric Redgate… Going for the Tigerbomb… Eric counters! BACK BODY DROP! David back to his feet…CLOTHESLINE! And another one!
SS: Here we go, electricity is on the air!
BM: Eric Redgate kicks James in the gut… Scoops him up, uh-oh!
SS: Could this be the STING? No, David able to get out, and able to Irish whip Eric…
BM: Into the corner! Eric climbs going for a high risk Whisper in the Wind! NO! David stops him!
SS: Oh yeah, top rope action!
BM: Indeed, Shannon! David and Eric are both struggling for power on the top rope…David is going to fall, no…Delivers a PUNCH to Eric! Eric is completely dazed, but fights back with another…NO! David ducks! The headlock is applied!
SS: Oh no, this is all part of the Test of Will!
BM: Yes, it’s David James’s finishing maneuver! Eric losing air at every second…Look at him, he’s unconscious now!
SS: And now for this huge slam off the top rope, here we go!
BM: David about to toss Eric violently into the mat…NO! Eric grabs his arm… BRAIN BUSTER! OUT OF NOWHERE! TASTE MY PAIN! TASTE MY PAIN!
SS: Well, David tasted Eric’s pain alright!
BM: Cover!
ONE!!
…
TWO!!
…
THREE!!!
SS: HE DID IT!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: The winner of the bout… “THE DESERT SCORPION” ERIC REDGATE!
“Master of Puppets” by Metallica hits the PA system, and the crowd cheers huge as Eric Redgate celebrates. David James rolls out to the outside, tired, and John Allister looks for him.
BM: Well, folks, we’re out of time here on Monday Night Wrestling on YouTube! You’re free to look at the show whenever you want! In a personal pick of my own, I advise you to watch TNA Wrestling right now on Spike TV! See you next Monday!
Fade to black.
See you in a week…
