Post by Charlie Luzon on Sept 25, 2013 22:02:52 GMT -5
2......
2 + 2 equals 4......yeah I know off topic but still kinda important....kinda? Meh!
2/2/0
Get where this is going at? No? Let me explain....hopefully clear enough so you losers will understand why the number 2 is important in my life.
No, it is not because I want to be number 2, no, I strive to be number one. However, this particular number is symbolic to me, especially with certain events this week that has happened, which of course will lead to the number 2.
This will be my fourth match in PCW as of this year, its amazing really, I didn't except to last here as long as I could, the competition sure has been stepped up, there's a lot of these so called "fed wars" happening that will distract people from me, sneaking my way up to the top of the ladders. Those poor idiots, hehehe, they don't even know or realize that I will be champion in no time, even if I use underhanded, dirty tactics to get up on the pedestal that Danielle Lopez herself is on.
Of course, I am not being like, nor am trying to be, Jay Thunder at all, no no no no. Oh no, in fact I am much more calculative as well as the type of person that prefers to say it in your face. I don't do jumping, I am not a coward like Victor Cavanagh who attacks those that are already down, which by the way, this week, he'll pay for it. I am also not like those two poor man sta(le)bles, thinking like they are some sort of new world order (no pun intended) jumping one person, like really? You are that weak and pathetic that you need a ten man team to take just one person down? Yeah I am definitely referring to you Toxic since you guys seem to be the most guilty at this, of course I wouldn't be surprised if Team Lethality did it too, not at all.
Anyways, all of that isn't me. I'm the type of person that would rather confront him or her face to face, telling them how it is, kick their ass then dust my hands off after doing the job well done. I can do this on my own as well, I don't need anyone's help to get a freaking point across, never have to, I'm on my own for this kind of action and I prefer it that way too.
Of course, bitches always gotta get up in my business, despite all the times I have said "no". That's really whack and anyways, do I REALLY need interference to face someone so juvenile and so botchtastic as The Lone Ranger? Bitch please, I think I can take care of myself thank you.
Speaking of Lone Ranger, I am pretty sure those that follow me on Twitter, already knows of the scoop about it, for those that didn't you are all ridiculously slow and you need to follow along more faster. Anyways, I am facing him this week, finally, after all those times that idiot kept on ducking me with every challenge I put out there against him. He must be afraid of me and he should be as I kept on saying to everyone: I am not the one, I simply am not the one to fuck with, what does this fool go out and do? He calls me out! Big Mistake there buddy, HUGE! Well, I'm sure the fans at PCW, former and current talent, as well as those not involved with PCW, but also in the business cannot wait for me to put him out of his misery and really now, its for the best, his best and for the better of PCW as a whole. The company shouldn't afford to have someone who keeps on giving out all these empty promises of success on their roster, embarrassing the whole brand of PCW. Everyone knows this, I know this and I was only here for like a month or two....well, actually it is going to be 1 or 2ish months but who is counting? Ranger, you amuse me, the past few weeks you had these matches and match after match, you keep on losing. Well guess what bub, this week, you are facing me and best believe, I will take you down and make sure that you will NEVER be able to wrestle again, NEVER! You shouldn't be anyways since I am the quote unquote "Rookie" of PCW, despite me wrestling for a good number of years. You may claim you have been in the business longer than I have, but longevity at this point does not matter, oh no sir. What matters the most is the skill and the determination you will bring to this match of ours. I can confidently say that I want to win this match, no I WILL win this match, not a damn thing will stop me from pinning you 1, 2, 3 and I will make sure that after this is all over, my win loss ratio will be 2-2, the losses I have so far in PCW will be nothing more than 2 from here on out, it will STAY a 2 because I said so!
2 Wins
That will be my goal so just try to stop me, but I suggest you don't either if you know what is good for you Ranger.
So I start the week off with the gym, because it takes work to freaking keep this body in tip top shape for PCW TV, duh, of course I am not alone this time, I'm with two of my students Ephraim Marcos and Michelle Ondrade who after completing my course has chosen their ring names, Jaiden "Envy" Cortez and Rae Valentine respectively. Why are they here? WELL! I have been hearing about Pride Wrestling for a while right now and they are good things I hear and with me being oh so busy, trying to climb up the ladder, the respectable way, not the Jay Thunder way, I just couldn't have any time left to focus on my poor little prospects, so what better way to know the business better than in a wrestling school...WOO HOO!!! Not, that I want them to be a burden, they are prepared for it, after all, I taught them how to rope shoot, how to bump, cutting a promo, all that good stuff you need to know, of course most importantly HOW TO TAKE A B U M P! I got to say, Miss Rae the redhead there sure knows how to take a hit. I just thought she was going to be one of those models that will cry and just look into wrestling as a way to be famous like most of them do, but I was wrong, I'm so proud of her!
Jaiden was a surprise too, though he is a little shorter than me, that boy (with a bodacious booty I might add) showed why you don't mess with a little spitfire such as himself, it was a welcome distraction (him too hehehe).
Michelle came up to me about what happened last week, I really didn't want to talk about it but meh, now that the cats out of the bag, I might as well.
Rae Valentine -- "That sure was an embarrassing loss old man"
Charlie Luzon -- "Oh please, she got lucky is all"
Rae Valentine -- "I'll have to agree with you there, I mean, you definitely gave her some stiff wrestling moves there, I ALMOST thought you were going to win, but I guess her pulling your tights was the only way she could get that pin....pretty pathetic right there."
Charlie Luzon -- "I'll get her next time, no worries there"
I stared a Jaiden, of course he's sampling the gym rats that are there, typical Jaiden, he definitely learned from me the most from what I am seeing. Can't really blame the kid, when you look like him, you are going to have eyes wandering.
Rae Valentine -- "I call that desperation"
Charlie Luzon -- "How come?"
Rae Valentine -- "Just look at it, the way his body language is saying: "Come hither on me" you would NEVER catch me doing that with a man"
Charlie Luzon -- "Aern't you REALLY mad due to the fact that he can easily get a man and you can't?"
There's that scowl on her face, its pretty funny to see. There ARE some times where I hit a nerve with that girl, maybe if she improved her attitude a bit, she could get far seeing how it's looked down upon to have a legitimate egotistical attitude, if that's the case Reyna Carter should have been fired LOOOONG ago heh.
Rae Valentine -- "I'll have you know that finding a man is not my number 1 priority, especially in pro wrestling, I'm not going to be one of those love sick ring rats, just hanging on to and clinging the arms of those idiot wrestlers who think they are gods gift to women. I'm way above that anyways, I mean really now? That's the first mistake some girls make trying to enter it, it affects their everything so nope, getting a man is last on my list"
Charlie Luzon -- "....surrrre, whatever you say *eyeroll*"
Jaiden then comes back to where we are doing our yoga, getting back on his mat. I'm a little jealous I admit, his ass being all toned and bouncy like that while mine, it's still doing that but meh...the terrible 30's don't make it as perky as Jai's anymore....ACCCK! I really should go to the gym more than I am so I don't lose the bounce.
Jaiden Cortez -- "Did you guys see that? THAT's how a guy can score tall, dark and handsome!"
Rae Valentine -- "Oh just shut up and finish up your yoga"
Charlie Luzon -- "She needs to get laid....honestly"
Jaiden Cortez -- "Ain't that the truth"
Jaiden and I laughed it off, while Rae practically gave us a scowl over our littly catty talk that was aimed towards her, I mean, was it my fault the girl is obviously incapable of getting herself a man? Nuh uh, but I guess Rae wants to focus on her career and her career only, so whatever. I can't really blame her for such a thing so it isn't a big deal. We were working out for the next three hours then we all decided going to a near-by Olive Garden, of course in keeping up with our beautiful bodies, we didn't eat anything too heavy in calories (that would mean more gym time, something I don't want to screw around with. After Olive Garden we went our separate ways, but not before telling both Rae and Jaiden about meeting up at Pride Wrestling, where I happened to ask Danielle and James Barker for an audience to show off my two students and of course enrolling them in.
The next day, we were at one of the Pride Wrestling tapings, I honestly don't know which taping this is but meh, who cares, its not really of my concern at all unless your name is Jaiden Cortez and Rae Valentine, THEN I'll pay attention to it more. So we were walking around the area where Pride will tape its next show, Jaiden and Rae were talking about my match against Lone Ranger....or rather, Adrian Storms.
Jaiden Cortez -- "Can you hear the bullshit that is coming out of this boys mouth.....Jesus, no wonder PCW is looking like a hot mess with guys like that running around the damn promotion acting like hes top shit."
Rae Valentine -- "Doesn't he realize that repackaging himself isn't going to lead him to the top title? How many times does he have to change identities to realize that? This one being even more blander than the other one, I can't deal with this *eyeroll*"
Jaiden Cortez -- "and here I thought I was the ratchet one, he's beaten me to it."
I was giggling when they were conversing about the match, its flattering how they think I can and will beat him. Then again, practically everyone on PCW knows that I will beat him, its not really something that hard to figure out, I mean its Ranger/Shields, the guy with the biggest loss ratio of anyone in the company, I'm glad I sure am not in that position.....anymore that is. Rae then came up with an idea that I happened to like.
Rae Valentine -- "Charlie, you might as well take a bottle of the most expensive sauvignon blanc down to the ring, with three glasses so we can celebrate after the easy match you are getting this week."
Not bad, plus it will get the point across to my dear opponent that he is nothing short of failure. I then spotted one of the trainers from the outside of the ring, over looking one of the match ups happening on the card, it was James Baker, I knew he was going to be there so I ran up to him, hoping for some time to be spared and all. Jaiden and Rae then followed from behind.
Charlie Luzon -- "HEY James Baker! You mind sparing some time for me?"
The retired wrestler turned manager extraordinaire and businessman, turns his head and sees me right in front of him with Jaiden and Rae behind him.
James Baker -- "Yo. I got some time. What can I help you with?"
Charlie Luzon -- "Ok James, so I've been training two future stars, before and during PCW right? So since I've taught them all I know, I was wondering if they can be enrolled in Pride Wrestling? It's a great school you guys got here and honestly, as much as I'd like to James, I'm focusing on my own career here in PCW, I don't have enough time to train them, you think it will be cool with the owner and other trainers to get Rae and Jaiden in the school? Unless of course you need to test them out in a tryout or something? We could do that now if you want?"
James Baker -- "We'd welcome anybody in the school, regardless of experience. We have had some straight up newbies come in here and light it up. As long as they are committed to this as classes can be a little tough, they should be fine. Only thing I'd like to know is when they are available to start. Because we can either start right away or a few days later so they can prepare and all."
I was honestly not expecting this, VERY quick response in my opinion but that's what I like about PCW, the people are upfront and straight to the point, I like that, pay attention new promotions cause that is business should be done yo! Of course my main concern is what answer to give to James, sure it would be easier to say now, but what if Rae or Jaiden complains after just visiting the place. It is not really fair for them but you know what? At this point, this is what is right for them in their careers, some tough early training will do them justice.
Charlie Luzon -- "is now good?"
James Baker -- "Great. We can get them in the school and on the Pride shows soon after."
Rae then looked at me oddly, her eyes widen up a bit but she definitely heard me.
Rae Valentine -- "Really? I barely even got to know the school even further...."
Charlie Luzon -- "Oh Rae sometimes one gotta make the choice to do things immediately when you want it....you DO want it right?"
Rae Valentine -- "*sighs* fiiiiiine, lets do this"
Jaiden then popped out of nowhere, where has that boy been? He must have been exploring while me and Rae were conversing with James Baker....meh, I don't think I want to know *eyeroll*
Jaiden Cortez -- "So you want us to get in the ring right now?"
James then turns his attention towards Jaiden.
James Baker -- "If you want to show how you guys are in the ring, as well as how into ring shape you two are in, by all means."
Jaiden jumps in joy, while Rae expressed some dismay but brushes it off and smirks a little going all "Oh what the hell, why not?" in her mind probably. Jaiden jumps in the ring first, he is shown to be the most impressive so far, with a few quick strikes here, flying moves there and of course his signature move, which he named "The Booty Call". It's where he doing a Jumping Butt Bump to the opponent running towards him after Jaiden irish whipped him to the ropes. He finishes it up with several drop kicks to his sparring partner then was told to stop. He slides to the outside of the ring.
Rae Valentine -- "Now its my turn"
Rae gets in the ring this time, she shows some quickness as well, but she is more experienced in the submissions area, of course having a Brazilian jiu-jitsu background helps as well. Rae showed how prepared she is by performing a gogplata, though she isn't making it her official finisher. She also used some semi-dirty tactics to get her sparring partner down. After defeating him, Rae flips her hair then climbs down from the ring. She awaits judgement of her and Jaidens test matches from James.
Charlie Luzon -- "What do you think?"
James ponders for a moment, he analyzed their chosen movesets and skill levels in his mind before speaking about what he thought were their strengths and weaknesses.
James Baker -- "I think these two would fit right in, Jaiden sure got the wrestling aspect down, but he needs a charismatic personality to go with it, as for Rae, she sure got the attitude, but she doesn't know much moves doesn't she? She seems to be a little repetitive in her move set."
Rae Valentine -- "Well gee, that's no thanks to my "trainer" over there"
I scowled at Rae, she better not be going after me if she knows what is good for her.
James Baker -- "Hahaha! Thats funny. I'll tell you what Charlie, we can do the paperwork once I am done here, for now, you can show them around a bit, help them out with their wrestling moves as well if you want"
I was happy to see that both have been accepted into Pride Wrestling, but another idea has just popped into my head, I think those two could use a lesson in cutting a promo, luckily for them, today I was in the mood to trash The Lone Ranger, SO I will be showing Jaiden and Rae on how to verbally own a basic bitch.....101.
Ok so now that my two students have been enrolled...oh my god I honestly can't believe how easy that was as well, but I guess because of how lax the company is (which honestly, it's what other promotions should follow the example of) its pretty easy going and one can get into wrestling much smoother, kinda sorta.
ANYWAYS with me setting up a camera somewhere in one of the unused private locker rooms, that I discreetly obtained (which I'll return of course, even if it is a nice place to chill in) I feel like Rae and Jaiden needed some practice in cutting a promo. I had them join me in this recorded bashing of two people that will get served verbally by the three of us.
Charlie Luzon -- "OK, I got lots of things to say about both Reyna Carter and Triple M/The Lone Ranger/Adrian Storms, but before I get into that, I want to introduce to you guys two people who will be joining Pride Wrestling with the rest of the scumbags that roam around there....you know, the ones that are basically beneath me like the Toxic Group and rip off Mi Pi Sexy...blecch, TO MY RIGHT is the red haired beauty known as Rae Valentine, a purist at heart, she only cares about wrestling but is not above using her good looks to good use heh"
Rae Waves at the camera in a sultry manner
Charlie Luzon -- "and to my left is something the gay fans will probably enjoy watching at home, that is Jaiden Cortez, who is also known as Envy. I mean can you blame him referring himself as such, Envy turn around so people can look at what you are bringing"
Jaiden turns around showing off his (in his own mind of course because mine is better) fantastic ass, jumping up and down to show dat bounce yo, not to mention his flawless twerking abilities hehehe...but mine is STILL better of course
Charlie Luzon -- "You people will of course see Jaiden and Rae in future Pride tapings real soon, ok now that we established future top talent who will dominate soon here in PCW, lets start talking about Reyna Carter, I heard what she has to say about me and..."
Rae then suddenly interrupts me, no she didn't!
Rae Valentine -- "Sorry to interrupt Charlie, but I am just wondering, how IS that bitch better than you? I mean shes is holding the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! That right there tells me that she is incapable of holding the world heavyweight championship, the platinum championship and so forth, did she even hold a singles title yet? You know what? I DON'T CARE! Point is, she is and will always need help in getting a title, she can claim that she never cheated to win against you and she did it "fair and square" but as far as I'm concerned bitch, I see right through you and I saw that match, you pulled on his tights to get that pin eh?"
Charlie Luzon -- "I always felt there was a draft in my tights after that match"
Rae Valentine -- "Exactly, so you see, she needed assistance, she never won cleanly and honestly, it's not like she will win against you again. Pure dumb luck, THAT'S ALL it is *smiles* You are better than him in one aspect Reyna and that is being a complete and total SHADOW. Honey, we all know you are nothing more than some follower of Angelina Williams, do the two of you even have a separate identity that will set you girls apart or do we just know you lot as nothing more than a prima donna, diva archetype that we have seen a million times in the business? You may have won the match sweetheart, but in my eyes, you are and forever will be a loser in my eyes. Now why would you listen to what you will call me, a "mindless rookie"? True, I may have not been in the business as long as you or the rest of PCW have, but rest assured, I studied and done my research of professional wrestling, as well as PCW and I can honestly say, I am not impressed, not one bit, especially not impressed with you Miss Carter, Miss "I am Angelina's Sidekick for life"! Once Mi Pi Sexy flops, you will be an afterthought. No one will REALLY care about you Reyna, not the fans, the roster, heck not even your so called "buddy" Angelina after she will in the grand scheme of things, drops you like a fly, so I do hope you actually win a singles title to make you a little more meaningful for once in your entire career, how about that? Time for you to fly away form Angelina's shadow and be your own woman, that is if you can get over enough."
I just widen my eyes, that girl has pretty much said everything most people in PCW has been saying about Reyna for the time shes been there.
Charlie Luzon -- "The same can be said about Angelina you know?"
Rae Valentine -- "It doesn't really matter honestly, those two as single competitors will not get very far, which will lead to their immediate release, which will cause a collective sigh of relief in the locker rooms. So in conclusion, you Mi Pi Sexy Girls are NOT better than Charlie or anyone else in PCW, you both cannot win singles titles and have no ability to do so, Reynas win last week was dumb luck and you both suck....the end *smiles*"
Me and Jaiden just looked at each other, Rae has been known to be a bit disrespectful towards those that are veterans of professional wrestling, much like anyone else that is new to it, heck months ago she was disrespectful towards Jessica Harmony on Twitter, a trait she shares with Danielle, but I doubt those two will get along, with Rae's attitude towards veterans. Maybe they shouldn't be in the same room at all? Anyways since that long rant about Reyna was pretty much taken over by Miss Valentine, I got nothing left to say to the bitch so I move on.
Charlie Luzon -- "Well now, that is one down and one more to go, ok, so tonight I will be facing The Lone Ranger"
Jaiden Cortez -- "Oh my god that ratchet ass?"
Rae Valentine -- "Oh no Charlie please continue, I actually want to hear about how insignificant Adrian Storms truly is"
Charlie Luzon -- "Adrian Storms? What? He changed his name again...oh for fucks....ugh never mind, ANYWAYS as my girl Rae just said "Adrian" you are as insignificant as a grain of sand, which is practically the size of how much attention people are giving you....THAT SMALL! You see Lone Ranger slash Adrian Shields....oh my god, I don't even know which to call him anymore *eye rolls*
Jaiden Cortez -- "Well he DID repackage himself as Storms, why not use that name?"
Charlie Luzon -- "Because I don't want to give the son of a bitch the attention he DOESN'T deserve. No, he really doesn't deserve it. *Charlie faces the camera now* Ranger, no one really cares about your lame ass sob stories that you try to cram down our throats, no one cares about how you will "Try" to cure PCW when this whole time, you failed to meet your own expectations, no one cares about your sudden name change as well....NO. ONE. CARES. You are irrelevant Ranger, you prove yourself time after time to be a useless garnish to PCW, hell I think you are embarrassing the company on purpose!
Why?
Why do you do the things you do? Is there some sort of inferiority complex about you that you are trying to break out of? You know what? I don't care, why you ask? Because I will kick your ass this week, that's why! You can attempt to correct me all you want Storms, but as you can see, I am a man filled with too much determination to just let shit like that happen.!
No
It will not happen!
I won't let you beat me, I will not allow such a disgracing thing to happen to my career, as far as I'm concerned you have fallen too much since the day you first walked into this earth, to even try and get yourself well respected around here. I am doing you a favor Ranger, don't! Stop trying, let me have the win, save yourself further humiliation by just lying down on the mat and let me have this win against you, or get pretty boy bounced like a motherfucking gimp.....the choice is ultimately yours Storms, but I suggest you sashay away shante because The Adonis Factor actually cares about his career more so than you and people like you to even let it be stopped, oh, I don't think so. In your dreams you think it will be over for me, fat chance, shut the fuck up already."
Jaiden raised his hands up, I looked at him still kind of pissed off.
Jaiden Cortez -- "Can I finally say something?"
Charlie Luzon -- "Go ahead"
Jaiden Cortez -- "Well all I want to say is....ADRIAN STORMS SUCKS!"
God help him, Jaiden is really trying but honestly, this is what Pride Wrestling will help him on, but I can use this to my advantage actually.
Charlie Luzon -- "You see Ranger? This is how much irrelevancy you put yourself through, someone you don't even know doesn't give two shits, preach all you want, make all the empty promises you can because as soon as this match is over between us, where I will triumph, you will be nothing more than a grain of sand, blown away to grander pastures by the wind, soul searching for eternity, wandering if this is the right career you have made knowing of the reputation you put yourself in. I njust hope you are ready for what is to come, the obvious outcome that is, I mean I sure am *grabs a sauvignon blanc bottle that was behind him and raises it up in front of the camera* I am already prepared, so is Rae and Jaiden *both raised an empty wine glass on their hands* they will be backstage, watching how a true wrestler, that is me of course, REALLY does things *winks* so Ranger, Storms, whatever the fuck you want to be called.... here is your rude awakening. Be the victim of a vicious Seme Breaker!"
I of course laughed, Jaiden and Rae applause for me as they told me how beautifully executed my message was. It is nice setting a good example to the future stars of tomorrow, I honestly cannot wait right now, only two days away till Rapture and I am psyched up! I just hope Adrian Storms recovers, then again, he's better off staying as a motionless mute hehehe!!!
2 + 2 equals 4......yeah I know off topic but still kinda important....kinda? Meh!
2/2/0
Get where this is going at? No? Let me explain....hopefully clear enough so you losers will understand why the number 2 is important in my life.
No, it is not because I want to be number 2, no, I strive to be number one. However, this particular number is symbolic to me, especially with certain events this week that has happened, which of course will lead to the number 2.
This will be my fourth match in PCW as of this year, its amazing really, I didn't except to last here as long as I could, the competition sure has been stepped up, there's a lot of these so called "fed wars" happening that will distract people from me, sneaking my way up to the top of the ladders. Those poor idiots, hehehe, they don't even know or realize that I will be champion in no time, even if I use underhanded, dirty tactics to get up on the pedestal that Danielle Lopez herself is on.
Of course, I am not being like, nor am trying to be, Jay Thunder at all, no no no no. Oh no, in fact I am much more calculative as well as the type of person that prefers to say it in your face. I don't do jumping, I am not a coward like Victor Cavanagh who attacks those that are already down, which by the way, this week, he'll pay for it. I am also not like those two poor man sta(le)bles, thinking like they are some sort of new world order (no pun intended) jumping one person, like really? You are that weak and pathetic that you need a ten man team to take just one person down? Yeah I am definitely referring to you Toxic since you guys seem to be the most guilty at this, of course I wouldn't be surprised if Team Lethality did it too, not at all.
Anyways, all of that isn't me. I'm the type of person that would rather confront him or her face to face, telling them how it is, kick their ass then dust my hands off after doing the job well done. I can do this on my own as well, I don't need anyone's help to get a freaking point across, never have to, I'm on my own for this kind of action and I prefer it that way too.
Of course, bitches always gotta get up in my business, despite all the times I have said "no". That's really whack and anyways, do I REALLY need interference to face someone so juvenile and so botchtastic as The Lone Ranger? Bitch please, I think I can take care of myself thank you.
Speaking of Lone Ranger, I am pretty sure those that follow me on Twitter, already knows of the scoop about it, for those that didn't you are all ridiculously slow and you need to follow along more faster. Anyways, I am facing him this week, finally, after all those times that idiot kept on ducking me with every challenge I put out there against him. He must be afraid of me and he should be as I kept on saying to everyone: I am not the one, I simply am not the one to fuck with, what does this fool go out and do? He calls me out! Big Mistake there buddy, HUGE! Well, I'm sure the fans at PCW, former and current talent, as well as those not involved with PCW, but also in the business cannot wait for me to put him out of his misery and really now, its for the best, his best and for the better of PCW as a whole. The company shouldn't afford to have someone who keeps on giving out all these empty promises of success on their roster, embarrassing the whole brand of PCW. Everyone knows this, I know this and I was only here for like a month or two....well, actually it is going to be 1 or 2ish months but who is counting? Ranger, you amuse me, the past few weeks you had these matches and match after match, you keep on losing. Well guess what bub, this week, you are facing me and best believe, I will take you down and make sure that you will NEVER be able to wrestle again, NEVER! You shouldn't be anyways since I am the quote unquote "Rookie" of PCW, despite me wrestling for a good number of years. You may claim you have been in the business longer than I have, but longevity at this point does not matter, oh no sir. What matters the most is the skill and the determination you will bring to this match of ours. I can confidently say that I want to win this match, no I WILL win this match, not a damn thing will stop me from pinning you 1, 2, 3 and I will make sure that after this is all over, my win loss ratio will be 2-2, the losses I have so far in PCW will be nothing more than 2 from here on out, it will STAY a 2 because I said so!
2 Wins
That will be my goal so just try to stop me, but I suggest you don't either if you know what is good for you Ranger.
2 Prospects.
So I start the week off with the gym, because it takes work to freaking keep this body in tip top shape for PCW TV, duh, of course I am not alone this time, I'm with two of my students Ephraim Marcos and Michelle Ondrade who after completing my course has chosen their ring names, Jaiden "Envy" Cortez and Rae Valentine respectively. Why are they here? WELL! I have been hearing about Pride Wrestling for a while right now and they are good things I hear and with me being oh so busy, trying to climb up the ladder, the respectable way, not the Jay Thunder way, I just couldn't have any time left to focus on my poor little prospects, so what better way to know the business better than in a wrestling school...WOO HOO!!! Not, that I want them to be a burden, they are prepared for it, after all, I taught them how to rope shoot, how to bump, cutting a promo, all that good stuff you need to know, of course most importantly HOW TO TAKE A B U M P! I got to say, Miss Rae the redhead there sure knows how to take a hit. I just thought she was going to be one of those models that will cry and just look into wrestling as a way to be famous like most of them do, but I was wrong, I'm so proud of her!
Jaiden was a surprise too, though he is a little shorter than me, that boy (with a bodacious booty I might add) showed why you don't mess with a little spitfire such as himself, it was a welcome distraction (him too hehehe).
Michelle came up to me about what happened last week, I really didn't want to talk about it but meh, now that the cats out of the bag, I might as well.
Rae Valentine -- "That sure was an embarrassing loss old man"
Charlie Luzon -- "Oh please, she got lucky is all"
Rae Valentine -- "I'll have to agree with you there, I mean, you definitely gave her some stiff wrestling moves there, I ALMOST thought you were going to win, but I guess her pulling your tights was the only way she could get that pin....pretty pathetic right there."
Charlie Luzon -- "I'll get her next time, no worries there"
I stared a Jaiden, of course he's sampling the gym rats that are there, typical Jaiden, he definitely learned from me the most from what I am seeing. Can't really blame the kid, when you look like him, you are going to have eyes wandering.
Rae Valentine -- "I call that desperation"
Charlie Luzon -- "How come?"
Rae Valentine -- "Just look at it, the way his body language is saying: "Come hither on me" you would NEVER catch me doing that with a man"
Charlie Luzon -- "Aern't you REALLY mad due to the fact that he can easily get a man and you can't?"
There's that scowl on her face, its pretty funny to see. There ARE some times where I hit a nerve with that girl, maybe if she improved her attitude a bit, she could get far seeing how it's looked down upon to have a legitimate egotistical attitude, if that's the case Reyna Carter should have been fired LOOOONG ago heh.
Rae Valentine -- "I'll have you know that finding a man is not my number 1 priority, especially in pro wrestling, I'm not going to be one of those love sick ring rats, just hanging on to and clinging the arms of those idiot wrestlers who think they are gods gift to women. I'm way above that anyways, I mean really now? That's the first mistake some girls make trying to enter it, it affects their everything so nope, getting a man is last on my list"
Charlie Luzon -- "....surrrre, whatever you say *eyeroll*"
Jaiden then comes back to where we are doing our yoga, getting back on his mat. I'm a little jealous I admit, his ass being all toned and bouncy like that while mine, it's still doing that but meh...the terrible 30's don't make it as perky as Jai's anymore....ACCCK! I really should go to the gym more than I am so I don't lose the bounce.
Jaiden Cortez -- "Did you guys see that? THAT's how a guy can score tall, dark and handsome!"
Rae Valentine -- "Oh just shut up and finish up your yoga"
Charlie Luzon -- "She needs to get laid....honestly"
Jaiden Cortez -- "Ain't that the truth"
Jaiden and I laughed it off, while Rae practically gave us a scowl over our littly catty talk that was aimed towards her, I mean, was it my fault the girl is obviously incapable of getting herself a man? Nuh uh, but I guess Rae wants to focus on her career and her career only, so whatever. I can't really blame her for such a thing so it isn't a big deal. We were working out for the next three hours then we all decided going to a near-by Olive Garden, of course in keeping up with our beautiful bodies, we didn't eat anything too heavy in calories (that would mean more gym time, something I don't want to screw around with. After Olive Garden we went our separate ways, but not before telling both Rae and Jaiden about meeting up at Pride Wrestling, where I happened to ask Danielle and James Barker for an audience to show off my two students and of course enrolling them in.
The next day, we were at one of the Pride Wrestling tapings, I honestly don't know which taping this is but meh, who cares, its not really of my concern at all unless your name is Jaiden Cortez and Rae Valentine, THEN I'll pay attention to it more. So we were walking around the area where Pride will tape its next show, Jaiden and Rae were talking about my match against Lone Ranger....or rather, Adrian Storms.
Jaiden Cortez -- "Can you hear the bullshit that is coming out of this boys mouth.....Jesus, no wonder PCW is looking like a hot mess with guys like that running around the damn promotion acting like hes top shit."
Rae Valentine -- "Doesn't he realize that repackaging himself isn't going to lead him to the top title? How many times does he have to change identities to realize that? This one being even more blander than the other one, I can't deal with this *eyeroll*"
Jaiden Cortez -- "and here I thought I was the ratchet one, he's beaten me to it."
I was giggling when they were conversing about the match, its flattering how they think I can and will beat him. Then again, practically everyone on PCW knows that I will beat him, its not really something that hard to figure out, I mean its Ranger/Shields, the guy with the biggest loss ratio of anyone in the company, I'm glad I sure am not in that position.....anymore that is. Rae then came up with an idea that I happened to like.
Rae Valentine -- "Charlie, you might as well take a bottle of the most expensive sauvignon blanc down to the ring, with three glasses so we can celebrate after the easy match you are getting this week."
Not bad, plus it will get the point across to my dear opponent that he is nothing short of failure. I then spotted one of the trainers from the outside of the ring, over looking one of the match ups happening on the card, it was James Baker, I knew he was going to be there so I ran up to him, hoping for some time to be spared and all. Jaiden and Rae then followed from behind.
Charlie Luzon -- "HEY James Baker! You mind sparing some time for me?"
The retired wrestler turned manager extraordinaire and businessman, turns his head and sees me right in front of him with Jaiden and Rae behind him.
James Baker -- "Yo. I got some time. What can I help you with?"
Charlie Luzon -- "Ok James, so I've been training two future stars, before and during PCW right? So since I've taught them all I know, I was wondering if they can be enrolled in Pride Wrestling? It's a great school you guys got here and honestly, as much as I'd like to James, I'm focusing on my own career here in PCW, I don't have enough time to train them, you think it will be cool with the owner and other trainers to get Rae and Jaiden in the school? Unless of course you need to test them out in a tryout or something? We could do that now if you want?"
James Baker -- "We'd welcome anybody in the school, regardless of experience. We have had some straight up newbies come in here and light it up. As long as they are committed to this as classes can be a little tough, they should be fine. Only thing I'd like to know is when they are available to start. Because we can either start right away or a few days later so they can prepare and all."
I was honestly not expecting this, VERY quick response in my opinion but that's what I like about PCW, the people are upfront and straight to the point, I like that, pay attention new promotions cause that is business should be done yo! Of course my main concern is what answer to give to James, sure it would be easier to say now, but what if Rae or Jaiden complains after just visiting the place. It is not really fair for them but you know what? At this point, this is what is right for them in their careers, some tough early training will do them justice.
Charlie Luzon -- "is now good?"
James Baker -- "Great. We can get them in the school and on the Pride shows soon after."
Rae then looked at me oddly, her eyes widen up a bit but she definitely heard me.
Rae Valentine -- "Really? I barely even got to know the school even further...."
Charlie Luzon -- "Oh Rae sometimes one gotta make the choice to do things immediately when you want it....you DO want it right?"
Rae Valentine -- "*sighs* fiiiiiine, lets do this"
Jaiden then popped out of nowhere, where has that boy been? He must have been exploring while me and Rae were conversing with James Baker....meh, I don't think I want to know *eyeroll*
Jaiden Cortez -- "So you want us to get in the ring right now?"
James then turns his attention towards Jaiden.
James Baker -- "If you want to show how you guys are in the ring, as well as how into ring shape you two are in, by all means."
Jaiden jumps in joy, while Rae expressed some dismay but brushes it off and smirks a little going all "Oh what the hell, why not?" in her mind probably. Jaiden jumps in the ring first, he is shown to be the most impressive so far, with a few quick strikes here, flying moves there and of course his signature move, which he named "The Booty Call". It's where he doing a Jumping Butt Bump to the opponent running towards him after Jaiden irish whipped him to the ropes. He finishes it up with several drop kicks to his sparring partner then was told to stop. He slides to the outside of the ring.
Rae Valentine -- "Now its my turn"
Rae gets in the ring this time, she shows some quickness as well, but she is more experienced in the submissions area, of course having a Brazilian jiu-jitsu background helps as well. Rae showed how prepared she is by performing a gogplata, though she isn't making it her official finisher. She also used some semi-dirty tactics to get her sparring partner down. After defeating him, Rae flips her hair then climbs down from the ring. She awaits judgement of her and Jaidens test matches from James.
Charlie Luzon -- "What do you think?"
James ponders for a moment, he analyzed their chosen movesets and skill levels in his mind before speaking about what he thought were their strengths and weaknesses.
James Baker -- "I think these two would fit right in, Jaiden sure got the wrestling aspect down, but he needs a charismatic personality to go with it, as for Rae, she sure got the attitude, but she doesn't know much moves doesn't she? She seems to be a little repetitive in her move set."
Rae Valentine -- "Well gee, that's no thanks to my "trainer" over there"
I scowled at Rae, she better not be going after me if she knows what is good for her.
James Baker -- "Hahaha! Thats funny. I'll tell you what Charlie, we can do the paperwork once I am done here, for now, you can show them around a bit, help them out with their wrestling moves as well if you want"
I was happy to see that both have been accepted into Pride Wrestling, but another idea has just popped into my head, I think those two could use a lesson in cutting a promo, luckily for them, today I was in the mood to trash The Lone Ranger, SO I will be showing Jaiden and Rae on how to verbally own a basic bitch.....101.
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Ok so now that my two students have been enrolled...oh my god I honestly can't believe how easy that was as well, but I guess because of how lax the company is (which honestly, it's what other promotions should follow the example of) its pretty easy going and one can get into wrestling much smoother, kinda sorta.
ANYWAYS with me setting up a camera somewhere in one of the unused private locker rooms, that I discreetly obtained (which I'll return of course, even if it is a nice place to chill in) I feel like Rae and Jaiden needed some practice in cutting a promo. I had them join me in this recorded bashing of two people that will get served verbally by the three of us.
Charlie Luzon -- "OK, I got lots of things to say about both Reyna Carter and Triple M/The Lone Ranger/Adrian Storms, but before I get into that, I want to introduce to you guys two people who will be joining Pride Wrestling with the rest of the scumbags that roam around there....you know, the ones that are basically beneath me like the Toxic Group and rip off Mi Pi Sexy...blecch, TO MY RIGHT is the red haired beauty known as Rae Valentine, a purist at heart, she only cares about wrestling but is not above using her good looks to good use heh"
Rae Waves at the camera in a sultry manner
Charlie Luzon -- "and to my left is something the gay fans will probably enjoy watching at home, that is Jaiden Cortez, who is also known as Envy. I mean can you blame him referring himself as such, Envy turn around so people can look at what you are bringing"
Jaiden turns around showing off his (in his own mind of course because mine is better) fantastic ass, jumping up and down to show dat bounce yo, not to mention his flawless twerking abilities hehehe...but mine is STILL better of course
Charlie Luzon -- "You people will of course see Jaiden and Rae in future Pride tapings real soon, ok now that we established future top talent who will dominate soon here in PCW, lets start talking about Reyna Carter, I heard what she has to say about me and..."
Rae then suddenly interrupts me, no she didn't!
Rae Valentine -- "Sorry to interrupt Charlie, but I am just wondering, how IS that bitch better than you? I mean shes is holding the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! That right there tells me that she is incapable of holding the world heavyweight championship, the platinum championship and so forth, did she even hold a singles title yet? You know what? I DON'T CARE! Point is, she is and will always need help in getting a title, she can claim that she never cheated to win against you and she did it "fair and square" but as far as I'm concerned bitch, I see right through you and I saw that match, you pulled on his tights to get that pin eh?"
Charlie Luzon -- "I always felt there was a draft in my tights after that match"
Rae Valentine -- "Exactly, so you see, she needed assistance, she never won cleanly and honestly, it's not like she will win against you again. Pure dumb luck, THAT'S ALL it is *smiles* You are better than him in one aspect Reyna and that is being a complete and total SHADOW. Honey, we all know you are nothing more than some follower of Angelina Williams, do the two of you even have a separate identity that will set you girls apart or do we just know you lot as nothing more than a prima donna, diva archetype that we have seen a million times in the business? You may have won the match sweetheart, but in my eyes, you are and forever will be a loser in my eyes. Now why would you listen to what you will call me, a "mindless rookie"? True, I may have not been in the business as long as you or the rest of PCW have, but rest assured, I studied and done my research of professional wrestling, as well as PCW and I can honestly say, I am not impressed, not one bit, especially not impressed with you Miss Carter, Miss "I am Angelina's Sidekick for life"! Once Mi Pi Sexy flops, you will be an afterthought. No one will REALLY care about you Reyna, not the fans, the roster, heck not even your so called "buddy" Angelina after she will in the grand scheme of things, drops you like a fly, so I do hope you actually win a singles title to make you a little more meaningful for once in your entire career, how about that? Time for you to fly away form Angelina's shadow and be your own woman, that is if you can get over enough."
I just widen my eyes, that girl has pretty much said everything most people in PCW has been saying about Reyna for the time shes been there.
Charlie Luzon -- "The same can be said about Angelina you know?"
Rae Valentine -- "It doesn't really matter honestly, those two as single competitors will not get very far, which will lead to their immediate release, which will cause a collective sigh of relief in the locker rooms. So in conclusion, you Mi Pi Sexy Girls are NOT better than Charlie or anyone else in PCW, you both cannot win singles titles and have no ability to do so, Reynas win last week was dumb luck and you both suck....the end *smiles*"
Me and Jaiden just looked at each other, Rae has been known to be a bit disrespectful towards those that are veterans of professional wrestling, much like anyone else that is new to it, heck months ago she was disrespectful towards Jessica Harmony on Twitter, a trait she shares with Danielle, but I doubt those two will get along, with Rae's attitude towards veterans. Maybe they shouldn't be in the same room at all? Anyways since that long rant about Reyna was pretty much taken over by Miss Valentine, I got nothing left to say to the bitch so I move on.
Charlie Luzon -- "Well now, that is one down and one more to go, ok, so tonight I will be facing The Lone Ranger"
Jaiden Cortez -- "Oh my god that ratchet ass?"
Rae Valentine -- "Oh no Charlie please continue, I actually want to hear about how insignificant Adrian Storms truly is"
Charlie Luzon -- "Adrian Storms? What? He changed his name again...oh for fucks....ugh never mind, ANYWAYS as my girl Rae just said "Adrian" you are as insignificant as a grain of sand, which is practically the size of how much attention people are giving you....THAT SMALL! You see Lone Ranger slash Adrian Shields....oh my god, I don't even know which to call him anymore *eye rolls*
Jaiden Cortez -- "Well he DID repackage himself as Storms, why not use that name?"
Charlie Luzon -- "Because I don't want to give the son of a bitch the attention he DOESN'T deserve. No, he really doesn't deserve it. *Charlie faces the camera now* Ranger, no one really cares about your lame ass sob stories that you try to cram down our throats, no one cares about how you will "Try" to cure PCW when this whole time, you failed to meet your own expectations, no one cares about your sudden name change as well....NO. ONE. CARES. You are irrelevant Ranger, you prove yourself time after time to be a useless garnish to PCW, hell I think you are embarrassing the company on purpose!
Why?
Why do you do the things you do? Is there some sort of inferiority complex about you that you are trying to break out of? You know what? I don't care, why you ask? Because I will kick your ass this week, that's why! You can attempt to correct me all you want Storms, but as you can see, I am a man filled with too much determination to just let shit like that happen.!
No
It will not happen!
I won't let you beat me, I will not allow such a disgracing thing to happen to my career, as far as I'm concerned you have fallen too much since the day you first walked into this earth, to even try and get yourself well respected around here. I am doing you a favor Ranger, don't! Stop trying, let me have the win, save yourself further humiliation by just lying down on the mat and let me have this win against you, or get pretty boy bounced like a motherfucking gimp.....the choice is ultimately yours Storms, but I suggest you sashay away shante because The Adonis Factor actually cares about his career more so than you and people like you to even let it be stopped, oh, I don't think so. In your dreams you think it will be over for me, fat chance, shut the fuck up already."
Jaiden raised his hands up, I looked at him still kind of pissed off.
Jaiden Cortez -- "Can I finally say something?"
Charlie Luzon -- "Go ahead"
Jaiden Cortez -- "Well all I want to say is....ADRIAN STORMS SUCKS!"
God help him, Jaiden is really trying but honestly, this is what Pride Wrestling will help him on, but I can use this to my advantage actually.
Charlie Luzon -- "You see Ranger? This is how much irrelevancy you put yourself through, someone you don't even know doesn't give two shits, preach all you want, make all the empty promises you can because as soon as this match is over between us, where I will triumph, you will be nothing more than a grain of sand, blown away to grander pastures by the wind, soul searching for eternity, wandering if this is the right career you have made knowing of the reputation you put yourself in. I njust hope you are ready for what is to come, the obvious outcome that is, I mean I sure am *grabs a sauvignon blanc bottle that was behind him and raises it up in front of the camera* I am already prepared, so is Rae and Jaiden *both raised an empty wine glass on their hands* they will be backstage, watching how a true wrestler, that is me of course, REALLY does things *winks* so Ranger, Storms, whatever the fuck you want to be called.... here is your rude awakening. Be the victim of a vicious Seme Breaker!"
I of course laughed, Jaiden and Rae applause for me as they told me how beautifully executed my message was. It is nice setting a good example to the future stars of tomorrow, I honestly cannot wait right now, only two days away till Rapture and I am psyched up! I just hope Adrian Storms recovers, then again, he's better off staying as a motionless mute hehehe!!!