Post by Papi El Sueno on Apr 30, 2011 18:12:58 GMT -5
[Once more, revolution is brought to professional wrestling. An amazing one night tourney is broadcast tonight, the winner being crowned the first ever YCW Broadcast Championship, a title defended every single week on this very show. The attention is focused towards Danielle Lopez, who will be pit against the greatest challenge of her life in the form of John Allister, Rosalie, in a similar position, against Saint Jimmi, a new YCW wrestler Leon Marks facing the unknown, and, lastly, Eric Redgate against Frankie Jones, two out of three falls match, all of these in the first tournament round. The winners will go on into the semi-finals, and only the two greatest will go to the end. The losers of the first round will be set in an all-out battle royal that secures a YCW Broadcast Championship shot to the winner. This is the one, the only…]
Monday Night Wrestling II – Stairway to Heaven!
A production theme blasts, the crowd goes wild, and we’re live at MNW! Cut to the announcers, Shannon “The Saint” Saint and Brandon Matthews.
BM: Welcome to Monday Night Wrestling, everybody, exclusively on YouTube! I’m Brandon Matthews, alongside Shannon Saint, and Shannon, you’ve got to be as excited as I am; we’re crowning a champion tonight!
SS: Damn straight! Just wondering, who can that possibly be? I’m thinking that John Allister can do it!
BM: Well, the card is action packed, and…
Brandon is interrupted by “Inhumanity”. The lights fade out, the crowd boos, and a single spotlight illuminates The Enforcer, making his way proudly down the aisle.
BM: What the hell? This guy couldn’t even let me present the whole card?
SS: Looks like the guy isn’t satisfied. He’s going to face two developmental talent punchbags tonight…
BM: What are you talking about? Ray McCord beat Mr. Baller, fair and square!
SS: It was a fluke. 99.9% of the times, doesn’t happen.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a handicap match for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown…THE ENFORCER!
The Enforcer slides under the bottom rope, furious, and motions a huge load of punches.
SS: And here come his punchbags, er, opponents…
A production theme hits the PA system, and the crowd brings out a small reaction as Thomas Bisping comes down the ramp. The crowd gets slightly louder when Ray McCord comes out.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponents…Part of the YCW Developmental Territory…Ray McCord and Thomas Bisping!
Both high five and slide under the top rope, being met with a double clothesline by Enforcer.
*DING DING DING*
BM: The bell sounds, and here we go! The Enforcer has double clotheslined both of them already!
SS: Living, breathing punchbags.
BM: The Enforcer grabs Bisping…POWERSLAM! Bisping is down, Enforcer turns at McCord… KNOCKS him with that big boot!
SS: What a complete squash!
BM: Bisping barely back to his feet…Back body drop! Into McCord, who squirms in pain!
SS: Sooner or later, this man will be crowned the YCW World Heavyweight Champion…Trust my words, Brandy.
BM: Brandy? What if I called you Shanny? Sainty?
SS: Whatever you say. Look at the ring and describe every detail of how McCord is going to get manhandled…
BM: The Enforcer strongly lifts the dead weight of Ray McCord…SPINEBUSTER! Thomas going right back at the attack…Kick to Bisping’s gut, Enforcer lifts him up…SWITCHBLADE! He’s down and out, this match is most likely over!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR…NO!!
SS: Damnit, McCord was there to save the match!
BM: He’s awaken all rage inside The Enforcer! CHOKESLAM! The Enforcer lifting him by his throat without letting go… ANOTHER ONE! LEGDROP! Bounces off the ropes… BIG BOOT to the barely on his knees developmental wrestler!
SS: You’re not ready for the big spotlight yet, buddies! See you in some time, when you try again!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner… THE ENFORCER!
SS: This man is dangerous!
BM: Why isn’t he capable of wrestling a regular roster member then?
SS: … Shut up.
BM: Anyway, we’ll be back after this short break, we’ll be right back with the first round of the YCW Broadcast Championship tourney! Stick around!
*Break*
BM: Hello, and welcome back to YouTube Championship Wrestling, live from Daytona Beach, Florida! This crowd is eagerly awaiting this match… Brand new YCW talent, Leon Marks, with his buddy Freddy Givens, faces the unknown!
"Feel Good Inc." by the Gorillaz plays. Freddy Givens and his partner, Leon Marks, come out and shyly wave to the crowd.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 213 pounds, making his YCW debut…LEON MARKS!
They make their way to the ring and wait for their opponent.
BM: Doesn’t look like the crowd enjoyed, or even cared about these…
SS: SSSH! They’re all waiting for the mystery wrestler!
The lights go off and start flickering around the ring… The mystery oozes… And then, “Fuel” by Metallica hits the PA system. The crowd wonders…And then, out comes a man…With a “ScarsOfEagle” T-Shirt!!!
BM: What the hell?!
SS: No way. You’ve got to be kidding me…
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, from Braga, Portugal…Weighting in at 180 pounds… He is the other half of the YCW presidency… LEO HAWKINS!
BM: What on earth…HE’S our co-owner?
SS: You’ve got to be kidding me! This has got to be a damn joke…
BM: Well, Leo has reached the ring, he’s got a pipe from under the ring…What the hell is about to happen?
*DING DING DING*
SS: Leo… PIPE SHOT to the forehead! Another shot to Leon’s back!
BM: This is completely sick! And another shot! Another one! Leon’s back must be broken in pieces! Why isn’t this ruled a disqualification?!
SS: He’s the boss, you must obey! Leo has got Marks’ neck…AW!!
BM: Camel clutch! WITH THE PIPE! God, that is completely sick…And Leon Marks has no other choice but to tap out!
*DING DING DING*
Ring Announcer: Here’s your winner… “Boss of Bosses” Leo Hawkins!
BM: I don’t know what I just witnessed…We’ll be right back!
*Break*
*Vignette – Struggle for Power*
Tons of black and white clips of battle royal matches are displayed.
Narrator: Over the years, the battle royal match is used to determine the ultimate winner in every occasion.
Clips of the Royal Rumble and World War III (with a small note reading “Images Courtesy of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc) follow. We see all the big names winning the Rumble and getting a shot at a title.
Narrator: It’s the ultimate proof of endurance, where you have to resist amidst the biggest number of wrestlers ever. And why?
Cut to a beautiful belt, golden, with a lovely design, the YouTube logo crafted in pure gold on the top, cutting edge designs on the sides, and classical smooth curves in the center. Below, there’s a plaque… “YCW World Heavyweight Champion” and a void space to be filled.
Narrator: For this.
More clips, this time from YCW Wrestlers fighting it out.
Narrator: Twelve men…One battle royal…One ultimate prize… One revolution.
Clips of families all around the computer, jumping in excitement. As more clips of highflying wrestling follow, “The Struggle Within” by Metallica smoothly fades in.
Narrator: Live, from The YCW Arena on Daytona Beach, on April 25th, 2010… YouTube Championship Wrestling hosts its first ever pay-per-view, only for $19.99 online on YouTube.com…Struggle for Power!
We see Eric Redgate with the Taste My Pain. Then, Rosalie with the Maiden Killer. Then, Frankie Jones with the Anarchy. The Enforcer with the Switchblade. Now, shots to the face of David James. John Allister. Ray McCord. Danielle Lopez. The scene then fades to black…
Narrator: …One must be crowned.
Cut to ringside, where the arena vibrates with cheers.
BM: Welcome once more to YouTube Championship Wrestling! In our previous match, we saw the YouTube debut of the other half of the YCW presidency, Leo Hawkins! What an impact!
SS: Say that to Leon Marks…Poor guy got demolished!
BM: Anyway, Leo advances in the tournament; not sure why he wants this though…
SS: I have no idea either, the guy must be insane! How about crowning himself champion? If I had that power, damn right I would!
BM: Let’s now cut to the second first round match of this evening… Intergender action ahoy!
SS: Yes, you’re right… But it’s just one out of TWO intergender match-ups for tonight! Looking forward to see who wins this one…Rosalie or Saint Jimmi?
Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to mainly boos from the crowd. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and just slowly walks down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting even more boos from the crowd. She then stands in her corner as she awaits for her opponent.
SS: Oh man! Isn't she hot or what?
BM: I'm not denying her looks, but for christ sakes, children may be watching and they don't want to watch you blowing your load on her.
SS: You shut the hell up Matthews. You hear me? Now shut the hell up.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, Saint Jimmi.
When the Violins sound from the song ''Awake & Alive'', Saint Jimmi flys through curtain, ready to make his agile move to the ring. Not before, he poses, and red, white, and blue fireworks, go off on the stage behind him.
BM: And the Saint is here.
Shannon Saint then smacks the crap out of Brandon Matthews.
SS: I told you. I AM the Saint, not that little bastard.
The referee rings the bell to start the match.
BM: And here we go as this match is underway.
SS: If that's what you want to call it because Rosalie is all over Jimmi like a fat man at a buffet.
BM: You are going to hell, you know that?
SS: Of course! But Rosalie just slammed Jimmi down on the mat with that devastating Standing Tornado DDT.
BM: She's going for the cover.
SS: Negative. She's locking in the Anaconda Vice.
BM: And she has it locked in tightly.
SS: I wish I was locked in that tightly.
BM: Sure you do......
SS: I was being honest dammit.
BM: Jimmi just broke out of it and he's actually fighting back.
SS: That's not right. Man on woman violence is just wrong.
BM: Can it! Jimmi hits a spin kick. NO! Rosalie instead counters it into a huge powerbomb.
SS: That's it for that imposter
BM: For once, you might be right. Rosalie picks Jimmi up... MAIDEN KILLER! She hit that move with alot of power and force.
SS: Now the pin cover dummy.
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3!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Your winner of the match... "The Iron Maiden" Rosalie!
"Falling Rain" hits the PA system as Rosalie celebrates her dominant victory in a rather confident way.
BM: Well, Rosalie with the decisive victory in this one.
SS: What the hell is this?
BM: I believe that's Danielle Lopez right behind Rosalie.
SS: For the love of god, turn around Rosalie! Turn around!
As Rosalie turned around, Danielle nails her with the Roundhouse Kick.
BM: POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! Danielle nailed it to perfection.
SS: As unfortunate as this is, Danielle sure does look hot.
BM: Have you seen who she's married to? He'll kill you, but Danielle's not done yet as she has Rosalie up to her feet.
SS: Danielle just rocked Rosalie with the Latina Cutter.
Danielle then grabs a microphone and starts to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Hey Rosalie? It's like the old saying goes, payback truly is a bitch and if you didn't know that before... well now you know.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits the PA system as Danielle gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp as she slaps hands with the fans. She then does her signature cheerleader pose on top of the ramp as the crowd is cheering her on with massive approval.
After the match, cut back to the announce table.
BM: Ladies and gentlemen, we now know that Leo Hawkins and Rosalie advance to the semi-finals. Shannon, I’ve got to ask, what can you do when you fight against the boss?
SS: I don’t know. If he’s a weak, softhearted guy, smash his insides out. If he’s a strong one, concede him the victory. If he’s Leo Hawkins… I don’t have the slightest idea. He looks like the guy in between. It’s an odd feeling.
BM: We’re now ready for another intergender match for this round… Pitting “The Anarchy” John Allister against the underdog, Danielle Lopez. This is bound to become interesting!
"Sound of Madness" by Shinedown erupts through the PA as John Allister makes his way to the ring.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 236 pounds…John “Mister Anarchy” Allister!
He runs down the ramp and slide under the ropes. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and looks towards the ramp, waiting for his opponent.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, making her way to the ring at this time, from San Diego, California! "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits and Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain to an enormous reception from the crowd. She points to the crowd and then does a pose on the ramp. She then walk down the ramp as high fiving the fans along the way. Danielle then slides through the bottom rope and does a couple of cheerleader poses before going to the top rope to pose some more. She then hops off the ropes and then goes to her corner to wait for her opponent with a prepared expression on her face.
SS: Okay, so this is going to be weird. A guy that just got raped against a girl everybody would like to rape.
BM: I think it’s just you that want to rape all ladies at all costs.
SS: That’s what you think. I don’t want to rape Pete Burns, do I?
BM: Jesus Christ!!!
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go! Danielle Lopez is really brave…and there she goes! Dropkick! John is dazed…Another dropkick! Going for a third dropkick, but John grabs her head and slams her against the turnbuckle!
SS: Wow, that was impressive…
BM: Danielle is now in tremendous pain…Here comes John with the spinebuster! Quick cover!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
BM: Seems like he needs more time to pin this brave lady!
SS: She’s not THAT great, Brandon…Come on. Although, that butt is just…
BM: You are getting annoying, VERY annoying, you know.
SS: Whatever.
BM: John picking up Danielle, lifting her high up into the air…POWERBOMB! He nails it on Danielle!
SS: That had to hurt…
BM: John, vile, grabs Danielle again…CAMEL CLUTCH!
Danielle suffers in the camel clutch, screaming in pain, but still not tapping out.
BM: The camel clutch is locked, but Danielle hasn’t tapped out!
SS: I don’t think she will!
BM: Danielle struggling to get out of the hold…And she does! Allister gets up, Danielle’s behind him…LOW BLOW!
SS: Danielle is regaining her advantage!
BM: Allister slowly turning around… FACEBUSTER! John went face-first directly into the mat! And the cover…
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
BM: The kickout!
SS: Tell me, how embarrassing would it be if a big man like Allister would got beat by such a little girl like Danielle?
BM: She’s married…She’s not that little girl.
SS: She’s small, though…
BM: You’re very awkward. Lopez has gotten Allister to his feet, searching for the Latina Cutter…NO! She goes crashing into the ground! John Allister picks her up…He’s going for the Murder… AND HE NAILS IT!
SS: Wow, Danielle was destroyed by that!
BM: Cover…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
BM: Wait…Danielle had her foot on the ropes! This can’t be over!
SS: That was stupid, the referee didn’t see that!
*DING DING DING*
The crowd goes silent, and then fades into a chorus of boos.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…Here’s your winner…John “Mister Anarchy” Allister!
BM: No fair! Danielle had her foot on the ropes, therefore, this match should continue!
SS: I know, but, hey, the bell has been rung…Danielle has been screwed!
BM: Well, no reason to become desperate…She’s still got a chance though, when she steps in into the Second Chance Battle Royal later on the night! But, folks, now it’s time for a quick break… See you soon!
*Vignette – New YCW Programming*
Clips of YCW play in the background, along with a cool rock production track.
Narrator: Not getting enough of pure chaotic wrestling twice per month on Monday Night Wrestling? YCW introduces its new online programming… YCW Hazard! On YCW Hazard, you’ll know what goes in the mind of every wrestler with exclusive, taped, shoot interviews! No barriers are put in front of you… Nothing is censored… These are wrestlers giving away their raw emotions without taboos!
Cut to The Enforcer backstage.
Enforcer: Quite honestly, I love making others suffer pain… I do it since I was a little kid. I love inflicting pain…That’s what brought me to the sport.
Narrator: But it isn’t just that! On YCW Hazard, you’ll take a peek at any backstage confront that happens! You’ll take an exclusive peek at controversial clips that would never see the day of light…Normally!
Cut to a security camera angle of Mr. Baller breaking once more into Terrell Ryder’s office.
Terrell: Oh, look who it is. I thought the last time you broke into this office you understood you should be careful.
Baller: Look, Ryder, I don’t give a shit! Take my damn name out of the goddamn roster, you ignorant pieces of trash don’t deserve a star like me on this stinking show!
Terrell: Sure… I’m pretty sure Vince would love to hire you.
Baller: Damn straight! McMahon’s a way better as a promoter than you incompetent bastards!
Cut to a moment forward, where Mr. Baller starts slamming everything out of Terrell Ryder’s desk, asking for a fight. Ryder rises to his feet and pushes Baller away…
Narrator: Plus, the cherry on top of the cake…Each week, on this show, there will be a match…But not just any match! Every week, two random contestants will be selected, without them or anyone know who they’re facing. Chaos is about to take place…The main question is, are you ready? YCW is proud to present another bi-weekly show, which will be posted on Saturdays only on YouTube… YCW Hazard!
Cut to ringside, the crowd with a loud ovation.
SS: I think this is going to be super duper awesome!
BM: I couldn’t agree more, Saint, this is bound to be interesting!
SS: Did they interview you, Brandon?
BM: Not at all! This is the first time I’ve heard of this pro-
SS: Well, they interviewed ME! Wait to hear what I’m going to shoot straight to the camera!
BM: Did you say something about me?
SS:…Wait for the damned show!
BM: I will… Anyhow, we were just noticed that John Allister will be the one facing Leo Hawkins! Rosalie will have to content herself with the winner of this next match…Will it be Eric Redgate or Frankie Jones? We’ll have to see!
Jimmy Wilkes: This main event contest is a first round match up in the YCW Broadcast Championship Tournament and it is a two out of three falls match. Introducing first, from Goldfield, Nevada, weighing in at 256 pounds, "The Desert Scorpion" Eric Redgate.
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA system. The lights fade out. Two spotlights fade in from the sides of the stage, and Eric Redgate comes out, a smirk on his face, from seeing the fans. He slowly strides down the aisle, a scorpion pendant around his neck, as the spotlights follow him, jumps into the apron, jumps over the top rope and into the ring in an impressive feat, takes his pendant, and raises it high above his head, in a sign that "The Scorpion is Here".
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, "The Massacre" Frankie Jones.
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him .The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast. He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and Taunts in the ring.
The referee rings the bell to start the match!
BM: And this highly anticipated matchup is underway!
SS: Jones is already on Redgate as he's laying quite a few kicks upon him!
BM: Now Jones gives Eric a Shining Wizard into the turnbuckle!
SS: He turned it into a Bulldog! NO! Eric instead hits Frankie with a back suplex!
BM: Frankie is in a world of hurt now!
SS: That's double true because Eric now has Frankie locked in a Side Headlock!
BM: Holy crap! Frankie wraps his legs around Eric's head and just turned it into a Crucifix Headscissors!
SS: That was a sweet move. Frankie's going to be a star in this business!
BM: Indeed he is. Wait what's this now?
SS: Frankie's on the ropes and he goes for the Springboard 450 Splash!
BM: But Eric moves out of the way and both men are now down on the mat!
SS: Both men are now onto their feet and start slugging it out with each other!
BM: Eric has the upper hand for now. He whips Frankie off of the ropes!
SS: Frankie ducks him and hits Eric with a Pele kick!
BM: What athleticism by Frankie Jones!
SS: You're not kidding me! That was sweet!
Frankie then gets Eric up to his feet and hits him with the Jumping Cutter!
BM: FKO! FKO! FKO! Frankie nailed it!
SS: Yeah, but he's not done as he's on the top rope. What's he doing here?
BM: Frankie just hit Redgate with the Anarchy. That was a sick move and now the cover!
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3!
Jimmy Wilkes: Frankie Jones has earned his first fall by pinfall! Frankie Jones now leads one fall to zero!
BM: Frankie Jones is resting himself after that exausting first fall! Now, according to the rules of this match, Eric Redgate will be given a thirty second rest here!
SS: What a main event match so far! And it's not over yet! Frankie leads one fall to zero, but he'll have to do it all over again to earn his second fall!
BM: That's right! Frankie won the first fall by pinfall, but Eric needs this second fall if he wants to avoid being knockout of the tournament in the first round!
SS: Yeah, but Eric Redgate has proven throughout his career that he is one of the more elite wrestlers in the entire world!
BM: Here we go! The ref waves Frankie on, letting him know that he can continue! And Frankie is waiting, stalking as Eric slowly gets to his feet. Frankie from behind with his hands wrapped around Eric's waist! He lifts Eric up...and he drives him down to the mat with the Chaos Theory!
SS: Pinfall!
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NO!
BM: Eric just barely managed to kick out there!
SS: That was extremely close!
Frankie gets Eric to his feet and whips him to the outside of the ring. Frankie then points to the crowd before he Springboards himself over the ropes and leaps onto Eric with a Corkscrew Diving Crossbody onto the floor below!
BM: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
SS: HOLY S*BEEP*! That was *BEEP*ING AWESOME!!!!!
BM: These two are laying it all on the line for an opportunity to become the very first YCW Broadcast Champion!
Frankie slowly stirs to his feet as Eric does the same. They then start brawling with each other until Frankie gets the upperhand. Frankie then leaps onto Eric and sends him into the steel steps with a Hurricanrana.
BM: My god! Frankie Jones has whipped Eric Redgate into the steel steps with that Hurricanrana!
SS: That was pure sick! Where is Frankie even getting this energy?
BM: He has heart and determination and I doubt very few stars in this company can even match that.
Frankie then gets Eric up and whips him into the inside of the ring. Frankie then wastes no time and hooks Eric's leg.
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NO!
BM: Again, Eric just manages to kick out as the referee's hand was about to go down for the three count!
SS: I'm still baffled as to how these guys are even still standing?
BM: Well, when the stakes are this high! Everybody is going to up their game just a little more to emerge with a victory!
Frankie then gets Eric to his feet and onto his shoulders as he attempts the Death Valley Driver, but Eric instead reverses it into a Tornado DDT and both men are now down in the ring.
BM: Both men are down in the ring! Who will get up first?
SS: I'll be amazed if either of these guys will get up!
The referee then starts the ten count.
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7...
Both men start stiring and try to get up as the referee resumes his count.
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9...
As the referee was about to count to ten, both men manage to get to their feet.
BM: And both men have amazingly gotten to their feet!
SS: Absolutely stunning Brandon! Absolutely stunning indeed!
Frankie and Eric then start throwing lefts and rights at each other with Frankie eventually gaining the upperhand. Frankie then leaps up into the air and hits Eric with the Monkey Flip. Frankie then goes to the top rope and tries to hit the Frog Splash, but Eric moves out of the way and Frankie is down in the middle of the ring clutching his ribs.
BM: Eric is now up to his feet and he needs to capitalize on this great opportunity that he has!
SS: Exactly! It's been even so far, but with one good move and the momentum can be in Eric's favor!
BM: Eric places Frankie onto his knees! YES! SHINING WIZARD by Eric Redgate!
SS: Eric needs to stay on Frankie if he wants to even think about winning!
BM: Well Shannon, he's doing that right now as he has Frankie up to his feet! OH MY GOD! He's going to do it!
SS: It's the STING!
BM: NO! Frankie gets out of it! Enzuigiri by Frankie Jones!
SS: Frankie now goes to the top rope and........
BM: HE NAILED IT! Frankie Jones just hit Eric with the Anarchy!
SS: Cover!
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3!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the match at two falls to zero! "The Massacre" Frankie Jones!!!!!!
"Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera hits as Frankie Jones gets to his knees and is shocked at what he has achieved.
BM: Frankie Jones with the hard fought victory!
SS: That was without a doubt, one of the greatest matches that I have ever called!
BM: Wait, what's Frankie doing now?
SS: I don't know!
Frankie then gets Eric to his feet and extends his hand out there for a handshake. After some hesistation, Eric shakes his hand and congratulates Frankie on his hard fought victory.
BM: Great sportsmanship by these two great athletes!
SS: You said it!
BM: Well, folks, we’ll take a little break right now...Next up, sure, you could go watch old Bischoff/Hogan/Russo triangle hogging up half the show, or some downright retarded PG stuff… Or, you can stick around with YCW, and watch a new champion be crowned! If you’re intelligent, you’ll stick around for sure!
*Break*
BM: Welcome back to Monday Night Wrestling, ladies and gentlemen! The semi-finals are all set… Rosalie faces the outstanding Frankie Jones… Will she be in condition to do so?
SS: I don’t know… But look at this, John Allister faces the boss, Leo Hawkins! It’s baffling, I know!
BM: Plus, the battle royal… Eric Redgate versus Danielle Lopez versus Saint Jimmi versus Leon Marks! Eliminations are due over the top rope… And one of these four is going to win a shot at the YCW Broadcast Championship in the near future!
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen…It is now time for the SEMI-FINALS!
The crowd goes wild, and entrances are about to begin…
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a semi-final match in the YCW Broadcast Championship Tournament. Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, "The Massacre" Frankie Jones.
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him.The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast(Like edge). He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and Taunts in the ring.
BM: And here is Frankie Jones. After his stellar match with Eric Redgate, I wonder if he has enough gas in the tank?
SS: Well. He is a good competitor, but he has a tough challenge ahead of him as he's going up against the beautiful Rosalie!
“Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to mainly boos from the crowd. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and just slowly walks down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing his opponent, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting even more boos from the crowd. She then stands in her corner as she awaits for her opponent.
BM: I wonder how Rosalie will fare after getting her head kicked in by Danielle Lopez after her match with Jimmi?
SS: I'm sure she's fine. She's a tough and sexy lady. I hope she wins!
BM: Your biased opinions just keep getting more and more obvious every minute!
SS: Shut up Matthews! You don't know what you're talking about!
The referee rings the bell to start the match.
BM: And this match is now underway! Rosalie and Jones both get in the lock-up position...Rosalie with a nice mat slam that resembles the amature wrestling style! Frankie with a quick recovery, and he hits Rosalie with a beautiful spinning hurricanrana!
SS: He's going to need to pull off more than that to beat her though!
BM: I agree! Frankie bounces himself off of the ropes and hits Rosalie with a Spinning Back Kick! Frankie gets up to the ropes, going for the Frog Splash... NO! Rosalie wisely moved out of the way!
SS: Frankie just crashed and burned on the mat! Cover!
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2...
Rosalie kicks out at 2!
BM: That was a close call!
SS: It just goes to show you, just the type of athletes that YouTube Championship Wrestling employs. This is awesome!
BM: Well, Rosalie comes back in a big way as she hits Frankie with a wicked sidewalk slam!
SS: Yes! She is just turning me on!
BM: You are a pervert!
SS: Thank you! Rosalie with the cover!
1...
2...
NO! Frankie kicks out!
BM: Frankie just barely managed to save himself the match!
SS: I will give this kid credit! He's doing a really great job here! If he continues to stay on the attack, then he has a great chance in advancing in this tournament!
BM: Rosalie brings Jones to a seated position and applies a headlock!
SS: As much as I hate to say this! Frankie gets to his feet and... RANHEI! Frankie just hit Rosalie with the Ranhei!
BM: Shades of CWF’s Terry Richards right there!
SS: I know! Bobby Crane tells me how great he is every single day!
BM: What the hell, you talk to that creep?
SS: He’s a decent guy in small doses. Anyway, here's the cover!
1...
2...
SS: NO! Rosalie just manages to kick out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count!
BM: Just how did Rosalie manage to kick out of that?
SS: Well, it's like I said! She is one tough chick to contend with!
BM: Frankie going to the ropes! Springboard Moonsault! NO! Frankie lands on his feet! Rosalie bounces off the ropes... Spinning Wheel Kick! That was amazing!
SS: Come on baby! Stay on the attack!
BM: She's doing just that as she has Frankie tightly locked in an Indian Death Lock!
SS: Regardless of whether you're a male or a female! That submission maneuver is a deadly hold and it's hard for anybody to get out of it!
BM: Rosalie releases the hold! NO! She's stomping on Frankie's knee! He's in a bad way now!
SS: And what sucks for him, is that there's not much way out of this predicament!
BM: I disagree, because Frankie just kicks Rosalie off of him! He's now building up some offense as he's hitting Rosalie with a series of clothesline shots! Frankie going to the ropes! Springboard Moonsault! NO! Rosalie ducks out of the way and instead hits him with a sick Headscissors Takedown!
SS: Jesus Christ! What are these people made of?
BM: Heart and determination!
SS: I couldn't pull off half of that crap in my day, but I tell you what! This is simply AMAZING!
BM: That we can agree on! Rosalie now has Frankie up in a suplex position! NO! Frankie counters it into a Tornado DDT!
SS: Amazing move right there! Frankie has the cover!
1...
2...
NO!
BM: Rosalie kicks out in the nick of time!
SS: That was extremely close Brandon!
BM: NO *BEEP*!
SS: Watch your language and call the damn match!
BM: Frankie has Rosalie in an armbar submission hold!
SS: It's surprising to see him employ a technical style of wrestling, considering how much he flies around the ring!
BM: I agree! Frankie now has Rosalie's head and... he turns the armbar into a Crossface!
SS: Didn't the guy that...!
BM: Shut your hole Saint!
SS: *BEEP* off nerd!
As the commotion between Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint continues, Danielle Lopez walks up to the announcers table, puts on a headset and joins the commentary.
BM: Although you told me to *BEEP* off, we have a guest with us! Welcome Danielle!
SS: Yeah, welcome!
D-Lo: Thank you guys for having me!
BM: Rosalie with a Double Underhook DDT!
D-Lo: There is no doubting her wrestling ability, but her personality leaves a lot to be desired!
SS: What do you think of her?
D-Lo: Like I said, she's a good wrestler, but she's a major bitch!
SS: She is feisty! That makes me hot!
D-Lo: You don't get any of this!
BM: Anyways! It seems like Rosalie now notices that you're here!
D-Lo: For her sake, she needs to pay more attention to the match, instead of worrying about me kicking her *BEEP*ing head off again!
BM: That I can agree on!
SS: Why don't you two shut the hell up and watch the match, instead of having a conversation about the Golden Girls!
BM: Shut up! Rosalie going to the top rope?
SS: She looks like she's going to fly dumbass!
BM: Rosalie flies off the ropes and... connects with the Diving Clothesline!
D-Lo: If she was smart! She would continue on the attack, instead of showboating!
SS: What's wrong with showboating?
D-Lo: I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, but with an opponent like Frankie Jones! It's best to stay on the attack!
BM: That we all can agree on! Right Shannon!
SS: Shut up!
BM: Rosalie has Frankie in a world of trouble here as she has him locked in an abdominal stretch!
D-Lo: That's a hard hold to get out of!
SS: She's locking it tighter as time progresses! Frankie is fading away!
D-Lo: Well, I think Frankie will get out of this! He has heart after all!
SS: Screw the heart! Rosalie is ten times better!
BM: I hate to break it to you, but Danielle is right! Frankie is now out of the hold and he hits Rosalie with a Headscissors attempt into... a BULLDOG! That was awesome!
D-Lo: A match between Frankie and I would be sweet because we both can do moves like that!
BM: Both competitors are down on the mat! Who will get up first?
SS: Simple! Rosalie!
D-Lo: Disagree! Both will get up!
SS: Whatever! Miss know it all!
BM: Frankie's now up!
SS: And so is Rosalie!
D-Lo: Ha! That means I was correct!
BM: Both competitors trade blow after blow! Frankie's getting the upper hand here! He rocks Rosalie with a European Uppercut! He bounces off the ropes... Clothesline! He follows that up with more clotheslines and Frankie Jones now has this match in his favor!
D-Lo: He needs to stay on the attack here!
BM: Frankie's doing just that! Shining Wizard and Rosalie is now down on the mat writhing in pain!
SS: Come on Rosalie! Get up!
D-Lo: Is he always like this?
BM: Only when Rosalie is around!
D-Lo: He's a really bad impersonation of Bobby Crane!
BM: Frankie is now on the top rope! I think I know what he's going for!
SS: If you mean that sick move that he does! I agree!
BM: The Anarchy!!! NO!! Rosalie just barely moved out of the way!
D-Lo: And that's going to hurt him badly the next day! Believe me!
SS: Rosalie now up to her feet and... YES!!!! She hits a Headscissors!
BM: And she turns that into a pin attempt! Cover!
1...
2...
3!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner, "The Iron Maiden" Rosalie!
The referee then attempts to raise Rosalie's hand, but she shoves the referee away and just stares at Danielle Lopez.
BM: Well, Rosalie with the victory, but she sure is staring you down Danielle!
D-Lo: If she wants a piece of me! She can bring her ass down here and get some! Either way, i'm ready!
Danielle then takes off her headset and then walks onto the stage, telling Rosalie to bring it.
BM: I wonder who Rosalie's next opponent will be in the tournament…
SS: That's a great question, but, whoever the unlucky victim is, will have a tough time for sure!
*BREAK*
BM: Well, ladies and gentlemen, you’re ready for another match-up! Leo Hawkins faces John Allister… I wonder what exactly the boss will do!
John Allister, meanwhile, is already in the ring, awaiting the boss. “Fuel” by Metallica hits the PA system, and the boss comes out, this time with a microphone. He slides under the ring before he can be introduced, and speaks.
Leo: You know what? I don’t need this crap. You can go all the way to become YCW Broadcast Champion for all I care! PIN ME!
BM: Leo…Is LYING DOWN! WHAT?!
SS: THE COVER!!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
BM: What the hell did just happen?
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: The winner of this match…JOHN ALLISTER!
BM: That was incredibly weird! So, the boss gave away his spot in the finals for John Allister?
SS: That was confusing…I don’t know about this boss…
BM: Anyway, fans…Stick around…One more break, and we’re going to the Second Chance Battle Royal, and the Finals, where we’ll crown a new champion; John Allister or Rosalie? We’ll be right back soon!
*Break*
BM: Welcome back, fans! We’re now going to the Second Chance Battle Royal: Danielle Lopez faces Leon Marks, Saint Jimmi and Eric Redgate in this one of a kind bout! As you can see, all wrestlers are already in the ring…And the match is on!
*DING DING DING*
SS: Here we go! Danielle fires away, rabidly jumping into Leon Marks! He wants her opportunity back… Why did she seem so calm with us though?
BM: No. It isn’t because of you. Anyway, while Leon Marks is sitting on the turnbuckle getting strong knee shots to the face, Eric Redgate is pummeling away on Saint Jimmi...Ducks the kick by Saint and drives him down with a quick powerbomb!
SS: He’s the Lesser Saint! Admit it!
BM: I’ve got to admit, he hasn’t won a match so far in his YCW tenure…
SS: See?
BM: Well, he’s being beaten up by Eric Redgate… Danielle on the other side…With a kick to Leon’s groin! Ouch! Danielle has got him by the hair…And chucks him over the top rope! Could this be…No! Leon is still in the match!
SS: Not for long, I dare to reckon! Leon is barely holding to the apron… Eric with the BIG BOOT! Leon flies out of the apron and into the guardrail! He’s out of the match!
BM: WOW! We’re already down to three, in barely a minute and half! Eric turns around…Danielle captures him with the Hurracanrana! Eric goes flying into the mat! Danielle turns to Saint Jimmi…CLOTHESLINE! Danielle got caught!
SS: She’s a tough lady, got to admit it.
BM: Saint picks her up…And out she goes flying over the top rope…NO! NO! She’s holding on tight!
SS: Eric goes for the dropkick to take her out… But Danielle manages to get out of the way! She flips over the ropes, back into the game…Spinning wheel kick on Eric! Turns to Saint Phony…LATINA CUTTER! He’s knocked out!
BM: But Eric by behind, he’s coming for Danielle…BITE THE DUST! Impressive move for such a big man!
SS: Exactly…I still don’t like him, though. Eric is now picking up the knocked down Saint Phony… And chucks him over the rope! There he goes flying to the outside…NO! He holds tight to the ropes!
BM: Eric trying to knock him off the apron, but he’s met with a punch! Eric goes away in pain…Saint Jimmi with a springboard clothesline! No! Eric caught him upside down…STING!
SS: Wow, that had to hurt!
BM: Eric slowly lifting Saint to his feet...And forcing him over the top rope, this could be it…
SS: Wait! Danielle by behind! THERE GO BOTH MEN!
BM: IT’S OVER! Danielle has a shot at the YCW Broadcast Title whenever she wants!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Your winner…And the Number One Contender to the YCW Broadcast Championship…DANIELLE LOPEZ!
SS: Wow! She won it!
BM: Well done! Despite losing in the first round, Danielle manages to rebound, and she’s now got a title shot! Well, this could actually be better than if Danielle advanced to the second round and then lost!
SS: Tenacious lady…And also hot lady. RRAAWWRR—
BM: Well, we’re taking a quick break…Afterwards, it’s time for the TOURNAMENT FINALS! Stick around!
*Break*
BM: Welcome back, folks…It’s time for our main event…The crowning of the YCW Broadcast Champion!
“Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to mainly boos from the crowd. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and just slowly walks down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is the finals of the YCW Broadcast Championship Tournament and it is an anything goes match. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
BM: Wow, did you hear? An anything goes match! Wasn’t waiting for THAT!
SS: Well, things are now way cooler!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting even more boos from the crowd. She then stands in her corner as she awaits for her opponent.
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing her opponent, from New Orleans, Lousianna, weighing in at 236 pounds,
"Sound of Madness" by Shinedown erupts through the PA as John Allister makes his way to the ring. He runs down the ramp and slide under the ropes. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and looks down at Rosalie, staring her down with intensity on his face.
The bell rings.
BM: And here we go! The finals of this tournament have officially gotten underway!
SS: Allister is wasting no time as he locks up with Rosalie to see who would win the test of strength!
BM: I think we would know who would win this one!
SS: Oh yeah captain obvious! Allister with a huge takedown!
BM: Techical wrestling in an anything goes match!
SS: I know! It's brilliant, ain't it?
BM: I know that Front Face Headlock isn't brilliant for Rosalie!
SS: Well, Rosalie just reversed it and now has Allister locked in an Ankle Lock!
BM: But Allister reverses it and drops Rosalie on her back!
SS: Now if only I were there. It would be from the front!
BM: You sick bastard! Allister picks Rosalie up! I don't like where this is gonna go!
SS: That makes two of us Brandon!
BM: Holy shit! Military Press Slam over the top rope!
SS: That's going to hurt tomorrow!
BM: Allister getting out of the ring now! He's now setting up a table!
SS: He has bad intentions! That's for sure! He better not hurt her severly!
BM: I'm surprised you care!
SS: Shut the hell up and do your job!
Allister then drags Rosalie's body to the top of the table. He then grabs a ladder and then starts to climb up it to the tippy top.
SS: What in the hell is he doing there?
BM: It looks like he's going to fly! Don't do this! I'm warning you!
Allister then jumps off the ladder as he tries a Frog Splash, but Rosalie had enough sense to move out of the way as Allister crashes through the table.
BM: OH MY GOD!!!!!! He just crashed through that table!
SS: Thank god for Rosalie though! She would've been crushed!
BM: I agree!
Rosalie then wastes no time and grabs a steel chair as she taunts the crowd. She then starts hitting Allister with the chair until you can see some serious bruises on his back. Rosalie then puts the chair around Allister and applies the choke hold on Allister, choking harder and harder until Allister turns blue! The ref asks Allister if he wants to throw the match, but he instantly denies it, and with every ounce of strength in his body he manages to break free from it!
BM: Allister just manages to break free and he hits Rosalie with a huge clothesline!
SS: There's no denying the talent that Allister has, but I bet your ass that Rosalie has more left in the tank!
BM: I'm not going to disagree with that notion at all!
SS: Rosalie now rolls Allister back into the ring! Cover...!
1...
2...
NO!
Allister kicks out at two!
BM: Very close for John Allister!
SS: It was! Rosalie just needs to try harder!
BM: Wait, what's she doing here?
Roslaie grabs a ladder and sets it up between two chairs while Allister is still regaining his senses, she grabs Allister... Full Nelson Facebuster and Allister's face hits the ladder! Allister gets up busted open while Rosalie is pleased at the site!
SS: Rosalie just kicked it up a notch!
BM: This is a side of her that we have never seen before!
SS: And it makes me all hot!
Rosalie then slowly walks towards Allister and slaps him on the head a couple of times in a disrespectful manner. She then gets Allister to his feet and rocks him with a series of martial arts kicks, before she kicks Allister square in the jaw with a super kick.
BM: That kick must've hurt!
SS: I think you meant kicks, but it looked painful, just watching it!
BM: And here's the cover!
1...
2...
3! NO!
Allister just kicks out when the referee slapped his hand down on the mat for a three count!
SS: How the hell does he do this?
BM: It's called heart and tenacity!
SS: And you would know that how?
BM: ...
SS: I thought so! Rosalie with a beautiful side headlock on Allister!
BM: It may be beautiful to you, but the fans do not like this one bit!
SS: Well they're a bunch of savages anyways! You can't keep them happy for one freaking second!
BM: I disagree!
SS: Sure you would! That's why you still live in your mom's basement!
BM: Whatever...
Rosalie then releases the hold. She then drapes the chair across Allister's body and then looks at the ropes. She then runs towards them and springboards off of them to try to connect the Triple Jump Moonsault, but Allister moves out of the way and Rosalie crashes and burns onto the steel chair. Allister then wastes no time as he wraps his wrist in Barbed Wire. He then starts punching Rosalie's head until she is busted open.
BM: Well both competitors are now bleeding!
SS: Well, it's widely expected in a match like this!
BM: Allister is now back on Rosalie as he's choking the life out of her with the barbed wire!
SS: This is getting out of hand! Stop this madness!
BM: Go fall in a ditch!
SS: NO!
Rosalie uses her leg strength and reverses it into a hurricanrana onto the ladder.
BM: Now that's going to hurt!
SS: Come on Rosalie! Stay on him!
BM: That's what she needs to do, right?
SS: That's right Brandon!
Rosalie then hits Allister straight in the head with the chair. She then grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. She then grabs the steel chair and climbs atop of the ladder where she's 15 feet up in the air
BM: What the hell is she doing now?
SS: I don't know, but this doesn't look good for either of them!
Rosalie then uses the chair as a magic carpet from the Aladen movies and she hits Allister with a variation of a splash.
BM: That is one extreme magic carpet ride!
SS: You're not kidding there skippy! That spot was just sick!
After a while, Rosalie stirs up and as she gets to Allister, she has her left arm draped over him as the referee makes the count.
1...
2...
NO!
John Allister kicks out!
BM: That is just unbelievable! I thought for sure Rosalie would've had this!
SS: No kidding! I thought this was for sure over, but somehow, Allister kicks out!
BM: What do these two have to do to win?
SS: Simple! Continue to beat each other senseless!
Rosalie looks up with complete frustration on her face as she can't believe that she didn't get the victory. She then slowly gets to her feet and bounces off the ropes and hits Allister with a Running Knee Strike to the face.
SS: Stay on the attack Rosalie!
BM: Stop being biased!
SS: Make me you prick!
Rosalie then locks Allister in a modified Dragon Sleeper and locks it in tightly. Allister uses his strength to get out of the hold and as he gets to a vertical base, he plants her down on the mat with a Powerslam and both of them are down. The referee then begins the ten count for both competitors to get up.
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
Both of them start to stir…
7...
8...
9...
Both Allister and Rosalie get to their feet before the referee counts to 10. Both competitors then start trading punches with each other with Allister eventually gaining the upper hand as he lands an uppercut to Rosalie's jaw. He then bounces himself off the ropes and hits her with the Clothesline from Hell.
BM: Clothesline from Hell! WOWZIES! What a brutal move!
SS: As much as I don't want this bastard to win, I think he has a shot!
BM: We'll see whether he can do it!
Allister then grabs a trash can and puts Rosalie face first on it. He then grabs a steel chair and hits her head with it to complete another version of the con-chair-to.
SS: Con-chair-to!
BM: NO! It's a con-chair-to-trash can!
SS: Well this sucks now! Rosalie is hurt!
BM: There's a cover by Allister if that helps!
1...
2...
NO!
Rosalie kicks out just in the nick of time.
BM: How the hell can she do that?
SS: Because she's awesome!
BM: I mean seriously. How can this happen after that devastating move?
SS: I don't know, but both competitors are proving just how tough they really are!
BM: They want to be a champion and this is the type of damage that they'll go through to do that!
SS: For once, we agree on something!
BM: Not too often that happens!
SS: Allister has that look in his eye!
BM: He has evil intentions Shannon!
SS: I hope he realizes what he's doing?
BM: I believe he is!
Allister then sets a steel chair down in the middle of the ring. He then picks Rosalie up and places her in the Tombstone Piledriver position.
SS: Don't do it you sick bastard!
Rosalie just manages to reverse it into a Spinning Headscissors as Allister is sent into the left turnbuckle. As Allister is dazed, Rosalie then pulls out a pair of Brassknuckles that was in her pants and places them on her fingers.
BM: Oh come on! This isn't right!
SS: Nonsense nancy boy! This is perfectly legal as anything goes!
Rosalie then punches Allister in the jaw with the brass knuckles. She then puts them back in her pants and covers Allister.
1...
2...
NO! Allister kicks out.
SS: This is blasphemous! How can this happen?
BM: Beats me!
Rosalie then waits for Allister to get to his feet. As Allister is up, she then tries to pick him up for the Maiden Killer, but she realizes that he's just too big.
BM: Houston, we have a problem!
SS: Watch and learn nancy boy!
Rosalie then attempts to improvise her strategy and she immediately tries to hit Allister with a Spinning Headscissors, but it's not working as Allister's strength is now coming into play. Allister finally reverses the attempt and he wastes no time as he hits Rosalie with the F-5.
BM: Allister hits Rosalie with Murder!
SS: NO! Please no!
BM: Cover!
1...
2...
3!
SS: God dammit! NO!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and NEW YCW Broadcast Champion! John "Mr. Anarchy" Allister!
The referee then raises Allister's hand as he's all exhausted and bloody after the contest. Suddenly, Terrell Ryder, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks all come out with Ryder holding the belt. Each of them shake hands with Allister before Ryder officially gives him the belt. They all three go away as they let Allister celebrate his moment in the sun, which he does as he goes on all four turnbuckles and raises the title in the air. He then goes back into the middle of the ring and raises the belt in the air again as the pyrotechnics come out of all four turnbuckles, as well as in the middle of the ring.
BM: A very special moment for John Allister! That was a great match!
SS: Yeah it was! You have to tip your hat off to both competitors as either one of them could've had the match! It was that competitive!
BM: That is it for us today! We will see you next time on YouTube Championship Wrestling!
Monday Night Wrestling II – Stairway to Heaven!
A production theme blasts, the crowd goes wild, and we’re live at MNW! Cut to the announcers, Shannon “The Saint” Saint and Brandon Matthews.
BM: Welcome to Monday Night Wrestling, everybody, exclusively on YouTube! I’m Brandon Matthews, alongside Shannon Saint, and Shannon, you’ve got to be as excited as I am; we’re crowning a champion tonight!
SS: Damn straight! Just wondering, who can that possibly be? I’m thinking that John Allister can do it!
BM: Well, the card is action packed, and…
Brandon is interrupted by “Inhumanity”. The lights fade out, the crowd boos, and a single spotlight illuminates The Enforcer, making his way proudly down the aisle.
BM: What the hell? This guy couldn’t even let me present the whole card?
SS: Looks like the guy isn’t satisfied. He’s going to face two developmental talent punchbags tonight…
BM: What are you talking about? Ray McCord beat Mr. Baller, fair and square!
SS: It was a fluke. 99.9% of the times, doesn’t happen.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a handicap match for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from parts unknown…THE ENFORCER!
The Enforcer slides under the bottom rope, furious, and motions a huge load of punches.
SS: And here come his punchbags, er, opponents…
A production theme hits the PA system, and the crowd brings out a small reaction as Thomas Bisping comes down the ramp. The crowd gets slightly louder when Ray McCord comes out.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponents…Part of the YCW Developmental Territory…Ray McCord and Thomas Bisping!
Both high five and slide under the top rope, being met with a double clothesline by Enforcer.
*DING DING DING*
BM: The bell sounds, and here we go! The Enforcer has double clotheslined both of them already!
SS: Living, breathing punchbags.
BM: The Enforcer grabs Bisping…POWERSLAM! Bisping is down, Enforcer turns at McCord… KNOCKS him with that big boot!
SS: What a complete squash!
BM: Bisping barely back to his feet…Back body drop! Into McCord, who squirms in pain!
SS: Sooner or later, this man will be crowned the YCW World Heavyweight Champion…Trust my words, Brandy.
BM: Brandy? What if I called you Shanny? Sainty?
SS: Whatever you say. Look at the ring and describe every detail of how McCord is going to get manhandled…
BM: The Enforcer strongly lifts the dead weight of Ray McCord…SPINEBUSTER! Thomas going right back at the attack…Kick to Bisping’s gut, Enforcer lifts him up…SWITCHBLADE! He’s down and out, this match is most likely over!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR…NO!!
SS: Damnit, McCord was there to save the match!
BM: He’s awaken all rage inside The Enforcer! CHOKESLAM! The Enforcer lifting him by his throat without letting go… ANOTHER ONE! LEGDROP! Bounces off the ropes… BIG BOOT to the barely on his knees developmental wrestler!
SS: You’re not ready for the big spotlight yet, buddies! See you in some time, when you try again!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here’s your winner… THE ENFORCER!
SS: This man is dangerous!
BM: Why isn’t he capable of wrestling a regular roster member then?
SS: … Shut up.
BM: Anyway, we’ll be back after this short break, we’ll be right back with the first round of the YCW Broadcast Championship tourney! Stick around!
*Break*
BM: Hello, and welcome back to YouTube Championship Wrestling, live from Daytona Beach, Florida! This crowd is eagerly awaiting this match… Brand new YCW talent, Leon Marks, with his buddy Freddy Givens, faces the unknown!
"Feel Good Inc." by the Gorillaz plays. Freddy Givens and his partner, Leon Marks, come out and shyly wave to the crowd.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 213 pounds, making his YCW debut…LEON MARKS!
They make their way to the ring and wait for their opponent.
BM: Doesn’t look like the crowd enjoyed, or even cared about these…
SS: SSSH! They’re all waiting for the mystery wrestler!
The lights go off and start flickering around the ring… The mystery oozes… And then, “Fuel” by Metallica hits the PA system. The crowd wonders…And then, out comes a man…With a “ScarsOfEagle” T-Shirt!!!
BM: What the hell?!
SS: No way. You’ve got to be kidding me…
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, from Braga, Portugal…Weighting in at 180 pounds… He is the other half of the YCW presidency… LEO HAWKINS!
BM: What on earth…HE’S our co-owner?
SS: You’ve got to be kidding me! This has got to be a damn joke…
BM: Well, Leo has reached the ring, he’s got a pipe from under the ring…What the hell is about to happen?
*DING DING DING*
SS: Leo… PIPE SHOT to the forehead! Another shot to Leon’s back!
BM: This is completely sick! And another shot! Another one! Leon’s back must be broken in pieces! Why isn’t this ruled a disqualification?!
SS: He’s the boss, you must obey! Leo has got Marks’ neck…AW!!
BM: Camel clutch! WITH THE PIPE! God, that is completely sick…And Leon Marks has no other choice but to tap out!
*DING DING DING*
Ring Announcer: Here’s your winner… “Boss of Bosses” Leo Hawkins!
BM: I don’t know what I just witnessed…We’ll be right back!
*Break*
*Vignette – Struggle for Power*
Tons of black and white clips of battle royal matches are displayed.
Narrator: Over the years, the battle royal match is used to determine the ultimate winner in every occasion.
Clips of the Royal Rumble and World War III (with a small note reading “Images Courtesy of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc) follow. We see all the big names winning the Rumble and getting a shot at a title.
Narrator: It’s the ultimate proof of endurance, where you have to resist amidst the biggest number of wrestlers ever. And why?
Cut to a beautiful belt, golden, with a lovely design, the YouTube logo crafted in pure gold on the top, cutting edge designs on the sides, and classical smooth curves in the center. Below, there’s a plaque… “YCW World Heavyweight Champion” and a void space to be filled.
Narrator: For this.
More clips, this time from YCW Wrestlers fighting it out.
Narrator: Twelve men…One battle royal…One ultimate prize… One revolution.
Clips of families all around the computer, jumping in excitement. As more clips of highflying wrestling follow, “The Struggle Within” by Metallica smoothly fades in.
Narrator: Live, from The YCW Arena on Daytona Beach, on April 25th, 2010… YouTube Championship Wrestling hosts its first ever pay-per-view, only for $19.99 online on YouTube.com…Struggle for Power!
We see Eric Redgate with the Taste My Pain. Then, Rosalie with the Maiden Killer. Then, Frankie Jones with the Anarchy. The Enforcer with the Switchblade. Now, shots to the face of David James. John Allister. Ray McCord. Danielle Lopez. The scene then fades to black…
Narrator: …One must be crowned.
Cut to ringside, where the arena vibrates with cheers.
BM: Welcome once more to YouTube Championship Wrestling! In our previous match, we saw the YouTube debut of the other half of the YCW presidency, Leo Hawkins! What an impact!
SS: Say that to Leon Marks…Poor guy got demolished!
BM: Anyway, Leo advances in the tournament; not sure why he wants this though…
SS: I have no idea either, the guy must be insane! How about crowning himself champion? If I had that power, damn right I would!
BM: Let’s now cut to the second first round match of this evening… Intergender action ahoy!
SS: Yes, you’re right… But it’s just one out of TWO intergender match-ups for tonight! Looking forward to see who wins this one…Rosalie or Saint Jimmi?
Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to mainly boos from the crowd. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and just slowly walks down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting even more boos from the crowd. She then stands in her corner as she awaits for her opponent.
SS: Oh man! Isn't she hot or what?
BM: I'm not denying her looks, but for christ sakes, children may be watching and they don't want to watch you blowing your load on her.
SS: You shut the hell up Matthews. You hear me? Now shut the hell up.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, from Birmingham, England, weighing in at 225 pounds, Saint Jimmi.
When the Violins sound from the song ''Awake & Alive'', Saint Jimmi flys through curtain, ready to make his agile move to the ring. Not before, he poses, and red, white, and blue fireworks, go off on the stage behind him.
BM: And the Saint is here.
Shannon Saint then smacks the crap out of Brandon Matthews.
SS: I told you. I AM the Saint, not that little bastard.
The referee rings the bell to start the match.
BM: And here we go as this match is underway.
SS: If that's what you want to call it because Rosalie is all over Jimmi like a fat man at a buffet.
BM: You are going to hell, you know that?
SS: Of course! But Rosalie just slammed Jimmi down on the mat with that devastating Standing Tornado DDT.
BM: She's going for the cover.
SS: Negative. She's locking in the Anaconda Vice.
BM: And she has it locked in tightly.
SS: I wish I was locked in that tightly.
BM: Sure you do......
SS: I was being honest dammit.
BM: Jimmi just broke out of it and he's actually fighting back.
SS: That's not right. Man on woman violence is just wrong.
BM: Can it! Jimmi hits a spin kick. NO! Rosalie instead counters it into a huge powerbomb.
SS: That's it for that imposter
BM: For once, you might be right. Rosalie picks Jimmi up... MAIDEN KILLER! She hit that move with alot of power and force.
SS: Now the pin cover dummy.
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3!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Your winner of the match... "The Iron Maiden" Rosalie!
"Falling Rain" hits the PA system as Rosalie celebrates her dominant victory in a rather confident way.
BM: Well, Rosalie with the decisive victory in this one.
SS: What the hell is this?
BM: I believe that's Danielle Lopez right behind Rosalie.
SS: For the love of god, turn around Rosalie! Turn around!
As Rosalie turned around, Danielle nails her with the Roundhouse Kick.
BM: POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! Danielle nailed it to perfection.
SS: As unfortunate as this is, Danielle sure does look hot.
BM: Have you seen who she's married to? He'll kill you, but Danielle's not done yet as she has Rosalie up to her feet.
SS: Danielle just rocked Rosalie with the Latina Cutter.
Danielle then grabs a microphone and starts to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Hey Rosalie? It's like the old saying goes, payback truly is a bitch and if you didn't know that before... well now you know.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits the PA system as Danielle gets out of the ring and walks up the ramp as she slaps hands with the fans. She then does her signature cheerleader pose on top of the ramp as the crowd is cheering her on with massive approval.
After the match, cut back to the announce table.
BM: Ladies and gentlemen, we now know that Leo Hawkins and Rosalie advance to the semi-finals. Shannon, I’ve got to ask, what can you do when you fight against the boss?
SS: I don’t know. If he’s a weak, softhearted guy, smash his insides out. If he’s a strong one, concede him the victory. If he’s Leo Hawkins… I don’t have the slightest idea. He looks like the guy in between. It’s an odd feeling.
BM: We’re now ready for another intergender match for this round… Pitting “The Anarchy” John Allister against the underdog, Danielle Lopez. This is bound to become interesting!
"Sound of Madness" by Shinedown erupts through the PA as John Allister makes his way to the ring.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 236 pounds…John “Mister Anarchy” Allister!
He runs down the ramp and slide under the ropes. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and looks towards the ramp, waiting for his opponent.
Jimmy Wilkes: And his opponent, making her way to the ring at this time, from San Diego, California! "The Lethal Latina" Danielle Lopez.
"Here to Stay" by Korn hits and Danielle Lopez emerges from behind the curtain to an enormous reception from the crowd. She points to the crowd and then does a pose on the ramp. She then walk down the ramp as high fiving the fans along the way. Danielle then slides through the bottom rope and does a couple of cheerleader poses before going to the top rope to pose some more. She then hops off the ropes and then goes to her corner to wait for her opponent with a prepared expression on her face.
SS: Okay, so this is going to be weird. A guy that just got raped against a girl everybody would like to rape.
BM: I think it’s just you that want to rape all ladies at all costs.
SS: That’s what you think. I don’t want to rape Pete Burns, do I?
BM: Jesus Christ!!!
*DING DING DING*
BM: And here we go! Danielle Lopez is really brave…and there she goes! Dropkick! John is dazed…Another dropkick! Going for a third dropkick, but John grabs her head and slams her against the turnbuckle!
SS: Wow, that was impressive…
BM: Danielle is now in tremendous pain…Here comes John with the spinebuster! Quick cover!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
BM: Seems like he needs more time to pin this brave lady!
SS: She’s not THAT great, Brandon…Come on. Although, that butt is just…
BM: You are getting annoying, VERY annoying, you know.
SS: Whatever.
BM: John picking up Danielle, lifting her high up into the air…POWERBOMB! He nails it on Danielle!
SS: That had to hurt…
BM: John, vile, grabs Danielle again…CAMEL CLUTCH!
Danielle suffers in the camel clutch, screaming in pain, but still not tapping out.
BM: The camel clutch is locked, but Danielle hasn’t tapped out!
SS: I don’t think she will!
BM: Danielle struggling to get out of the hold…And she does! Allister gets up, Danielle’s behind him…LOW BLOW!
SS: Danielle is regaining her advantage!
BM: Allister slowly turning around… FACEBUSTER! John went face-first directly into the mat! And the cover…
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
BM: The kickout!
SS: Tell me, how embarrassing would it be if a big man like Allister would got beat by such a little girl like Danielle?
BM: She’s married…She’s not that little girl.
SS: She’s small, though…
BM: You’re very awkward. Lopez has gotten Allister to his feet, searching for the Latina Cutter…NO! She goes crashing into the ground! John Allister picks her up…He’s going for the Murder… AND HE NAILS IT!
SS: Wow, Danielle was destroyed by that!
BM: Cover…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
BM: Wait…Danielle had her foot on the ropes! This can’t be over!
SS: That was stupid, the referee didn’t see that!
*DING DING DING*
The crowd goes silent, and then fades into a chorus of boos.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen…Here’s your winner…John “Mister Anarchy” Allister!
BM: No fair! Danielle had her foot on the ropes, therefore, this match should continue!
SS: I know, but, hey, the bell has been rung…Danielle has been screwed!
BM: Well, no reason to become desperate…She’s still got a chance though, when she steps in into the Second Chance Battle Royal later on the night! But, folks, now it’s time for a quick break… See you soon!
*Vignette – New YCW Programming*
Clips of YCW play in the background, along with a cool rock production track.
Narrator: Not getting enough of pure chaotic wrestling twice per month on Monday Night Wrestling? YCW introduces its new online programming… YCW Hazard! On YCW Hazard, you’ll know what goes in the mind of every wrestler with exclusive, taped, shoot interviews! No barriers are put in front of you… Nothing is censored… These are wrestlers giving away their raw emotions without taboos!
Cut to The Enforcer backstage.
Enforcer: Quite honestly, I love making others suffer pain… I do it since I was a little kid. I love inflicting pain…That’s what brought me to the sport.
Narrator: But it isn’t just that! On YCW Hazard, you’ll take a peek at any backstage confront that happens! You’ll take an exclusive peek at controversial clips that would never see the day of light…Normally!
Cut to a security camera angle of Mr. Baller breaking once more into Terrell Ryder’s office.
Terrell: Oh, look who it is. I thought the last time you broke into this office you understood you should be careful.
Baller: Look, Ryder, I don’t give a shit! Take my damn name out of the goddamn roster, you ignorant pieces of trash don’t deserve a star like me on this stinking show!
Terrell: Sure… I’m pretty sure Vince would love to hire you.
Baller: Damn straight! McMahon’s a way better as a promoter than you incompetent bastards!
Cut to a moment forward, where Mr. Baller starts slamming everything out of Terrell Ryder’s desk, asking for a fight. Ryder rises to his feet and pushes Baller away…
Narrator: Plus, the cherry on top of the cake…Each week, on this show, there will be a match…But not just any match! Every week, two random contestants will be selected, without them or anyone know who they’re facing. Chaos is about to take place…The main question is, are you ready? YCW is proud to present another bi-weekly show, which will be posted on Saturdays only on YouTube… YCW Hazard!
Cut to ringside, the crowd with a loud ovation.
SS: I think this is going to be super duper awesome!
BM: I couldn’t agree more, Saint, this is bound to be interesting!
SS: Did they interview you, Brandon?
BM: Not at all! This is the first time I’ve heard of this pro-
SS: Well, they interviewed ME! Wait to hear what I’m going to shoot straight to the camera!
BM: Did you say something about me?
SS:…Wait for the damned show!
BM: I will… Anyhow, we were just noticed that John Allister will be the one facing Leo Hawkins! Rosalie will have to content herself with the winner of this next match…Will it be Eric Redgate or Frankie Jones? We’ll have to see!
Jimmy Wilkes: This main event contest is a first round match up in the YCW Broadcast Championship Tournament and it is a two out of three falls match. Introducing first, from Goldfield, Nevada, weighing in at 256 pounds, "The Desert Scorpion" Eric Redgate.
"Master of Puppets" by Metallica hits the PA system. The lights fade out. Two spotlights fade in from the sides of the stage, and Eric Redgate comes out, a smirk on his face, from seeing the fans. He slowly strides down the aisle, a scorpion pendant around his neck, as the spotlights follow him, jumps into the apron, jumps over the top rope and into the ring in an impressive feat, takes his pendant, and raises it high above his head, in a sign that "The Scorpion is Here".
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, "The Massacre" Frankie Jones.
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him .The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast. He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and Taunts in the ring.
The referee rings the bell to start the match!
BM: And this highly anticipated matchup is underway!
SS: Jones is already on Redgate as he's laying quite a few kicks upon him!
BM: Now Jones gives Eric a Shining Wizard into the turnbuckle!
SS: He turned it into a Bulldog! NO! Eric instead hits Frankie with a back suplex!
BM: Frankie is in a world of hurt now!
SS: That's double true because Eric now has Frankie locked in a Side Headlock!
BM: Holy crap! Frankie wraps his legs around Eric's head and just turned it into a Crucifix Headscissors!
SS: That was a sweet move. Frankie's going to be a star in this business!
BM: Indeed he is. Wait what's this now?
SS: Frankie's on the ropes and he goes for the Springboard 450 Splash!
BM: But Eric moves out of the way and both men are now down on the mat!
SS: Both men are now onto their feet and start slugging it out with each other!
BM: Eric has the upper hand for now. He whips Frankie off of the ropes!
SS: Frankie ducks him and hits Eric with a Pele kick!
BM: What athleticism by Frankie Jones!
SS: You're not kidding me! That was sweet!
Frankie then gets Eric up to his feet and hits him with the Jumping Cutter!
BM: FKO! FKO! FKO! Frankie nailed it!
SS: Yeah, but he's not done as he's on the top rope. What's he doing here?
BM: Frankie just hit Redgate with the Anarchy. That was a sick move and now the cover!
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3!
Jimmy Wilkes: Frankie Jones has earned his first fall by pinfall! Frankie Jones now leads one fall to zero!
BM: Frankie Jones is resting himself after that exausting first fall! Now, according to the rules of this match, Eric Redgate will be given a thirty second rest here!
SS: What a main event match so far! And it's not over yet! Frankie leads one fall to zero, but he'll have to do it all over again to earn his second fall!
BM: That's right! Frankie won the first fall by pinfall, but Eric needs this second fall if he wants to avoid being knockout of the tournament in the first round!
SS: Yeah, but Eric Redgate has proven throughout his career that he is one of the more elite wrestlers in the entire world!
BM: Here we go! The ref waves Frankie on, letting him know that he can continue! And Frankie is waiting, stalking as Eric slowly gets to his feet. Frankie from behind with his hands wrapped around Eric's waist! He lifts Eric up...and he drives him down to the mat with the Chaos Theory!
SS: Pinfall!
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2...
NO!
BM: Eric just barely managed to kick out there!
SS: That was extremely close!
Frankie gets Eric to his feet and whips him to the outside of the ring. Frankie then points to the crowd before he Springboards himself over the ropes and leaps onto Eric with a Corkscrew Diving Crossbody onto the floor below!
BM: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
SS: HOLY S*BEEP*! That was *BEEP*ING AWESOME!!!!!
BM: These two are laying it all on the line for an opportunity to become the very first YCW Broadcast Champion!
Frankie slowly stirs to his feet as Eric does the same. They then start brawling with each other until Frankie gets the upperhand. Frankie then leaps onto Eric and sends him into the steel steps with a Hurricanrana.
BM: My god! Frankie Jones has whipped Eric Redgate into the steel steps with that Hurricanrana!
SS: That was pure sick! Where is Frankie even getting this energy?
BM: He has heart and determination and I doubt very few stars in this company can even match that.
Frankie then gets Eric up and whips him into the inside of the ring. Frankie then wastes no time and hooks Eric's leg.
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NO!
BM: Again, Eric just manages to kick out as the referee's hand was about to go down for the three count!
SS: I'm still baffled as to how these guys are even still standing?
BM: Well, when the stakes are this high! Everybody is going to up their game just a little more to emerge with a victory!
Frankie then gets Eric to his feet and onto his shoulders as he attempts the Death Valley Driver, but Eric instead reverses it into a Tornado DDT and both men are now down in the ring.
BM: Both men are down in the ring! Who will get up first?
SS: I'll be amazed if either of these guys will get up!
The referee then starts the ten count.
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7...
Both men start stiring and try to get up as the referee resumes his count.
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9...
As the referee was about to count to ten, both men manage to get to their feet.
BM: And both men have amazingly gotten to their feet!
SS: Absolutely stunning Brandon! Absolutely stunning indeed!
Frankie and Eric then start throwing lefts and rights at each other with Frankie eventually gaining the upperhand. Frankie then leaps up into the air and hits Eric with the Monkey Flip. Frankie then goes to the top rope and tries to hit the Frog Splash, but Eric moves out of the way and Frankie is down in the middle of the ring clutching his ribs.
BM: Eric is now up to his feet and he needs to capitalize on this great opportunity that he has!
SS: Exactly! It's been even so far, but with one good move and the momentum can be in Eric's favor!
BM: Eric places Frankie onto his knees! YES! SHINING WIZARD by Eric Redgate!
SS: Eric needs to stay on Frankie if he wants to even think about winning!
BM: Well Shannon, he's doing that right now as he has Frankie up to his feet! OH MY GOD! He's going to do it!
SS: It's the STING!
BM: NO! Frankie gets out of it! Enzuigiri by Frankie Jones!
SS: Frankie now goes to the top rope and........
BM: HE NAILED IT! Frankie Jones just hit Eric with the Anarchy!
SS: Cover!
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3!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner of the match at two falls to zero! "The Massacre" Frankie Jones!!!!!!
"Cowboys from Hell" by Pantera hits as Frankie Jones gets to his knees and is shocked at what he has achieved.
BM: Frankie Jones with the hard fought victory!
SS: That was without a doubt, one of the greatest matches that I have ever called!
BM: Wait, what's Frankie doing now?
SS: I don't know!
Frankie then gets Eric to his feet and extends his hand out there for a handshake. After some hesistation, Eric shakes his hand and congratulates Frankie on his hard fought victory.
BM: Great sportsmanship by these two great athletes!
SS: You said it!
BM: Well, folks, we’ll take a little break right now...Next up, sure, you could go watch old Bischoff/Hogan/Russo triangle hogging up half the show, or some downright retarded PG stuff… Or, you can stick around with YCW, and watch a new champion be crowned! If you’re intelligent, you’ll stick around for sure!
*Break*
BM: Welcome back to Monday Night Wrestling, ladies and gentlemen! The semi-finals are all set… Rosalie faces the outstanding Frankie Jones… Will she be in condition to do so?
SS: I don’t know… But look at this, John Allister faces the boss, Leo Hawkins! It’s baffling, I know!
BM: Plus, the battle royal… Eric Redgate versus Danielle Lopez versus Saint Jimmi versus Leon Marks! Eliminations are due over the top rope… And one of these four is going to win a shot at the YCW Broadcast Championship in the near future!
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen…It is now time for the SEMI-FINALS!
The crowd goes wild, and entrances are about to begin…
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is a semi-final match in the YCW Broadcast Championship Tournament. Introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 215 pounds, "The Massacre" Frankie Jones.
Music hits and a shower of gold sparks swarm the entrance ramp. He walks out with the spotlight stuck on him.The gold sparks stop. He pulls back the Hood on his jacket to set off a pyro blast(Like edge). He strides to the ring shaking fans hands on the way. As he hops up onto the apron he flips over the ropes and Taunts in the ring.
BM: And here is Frankie Jones. After his stellar match with Eric Redgate, I wonder if he has enough gas in the tank?
SS: Well. He is a good competitor, but he has a tough challenge ahead of him as he's going up against the beautiful Rosalie!
“Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to mainly boos from the crowd. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and just slowly walks down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing his opponent, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting even more boos from the crowd. She then stands in her corner as she awaits for her opponent.
BM: I wonder how Rosalie will fare after getting her head kicked in by Danielle Lopez after her match with Jimmi?
SS: I'm sure she's fine. She's a tough and sexy lady. I hope she wins!
BM: Your biased opinions just keep getting more and more obvious every minute!
SS: Shut up Matthews! You don't know what you're talking about!
The referee rings the bell to start the match.
BM: And this match is now underway! Rosalie and Jones both get in the lock-up position...Rosalie with a nice mat slam that resembles the amature wrestling style! Frankie with a quick recovery, and he hits Rosalie with a beautiful spinning hurricanrana!
SS: He's going to need to pull off more than that to beat her though!
BM: I agree! Frankie bounces himself off of the ropes and hits Rosalie with a Spinning Back Kick! Frankie gets up to the ropes, going for the Frog Splash... NO! Rosalie wisely moved out of the way!
SS: Frankie just crashed and burned on the mat! Cover!
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Rosalie kicks out at 2!
BM: That was a close call!
SS: It just goes to show you, just the type of athletes that YouTube Championship Wrestling employs. This is awesome!
BM: Well, Rosalie comes back in a big way as she hits Frankie with a wicked sidewalk slam!
SS: Yes! She is just turning me on!
BM: You are a pervert!
SS: Thank you! Rosalie with the cover!
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NO! Frankie kicks out!
BM: Frankie just barely managed to save himself the match!
SS: I will give this kid credit! He's doing a really great job here! If he continues to stay on the attack, then he has a great chance in advancing in this tournament!
BM: Rosalie brings Jones to a seated position and applies a headlock!
SS: As much as I hate to say this! Frankie gets to his feet and... RANHEI! Frankie just hit Rosalie with the Ranhei!
BM: Shades of CWF’s Terry Richards right there!
SS: I know! Bobby Crane tells me how great he is every single day!
BM: What the hell, you talk to that creep?
SS: He’s a decent guy in small doses. Anyway, here's the cover!
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SS: NO! Rosalie just manages to kick out as the referee's hand was going down for the three count!
BM: Just how did Rosalie manage to kick out of that?
SS: Well, it's like I said! She is one tough chick to contend with!
BM: Frankie going to the ropes! Springboard Moonsault! NO! Frankie lands on his feet! Rosalie bounces off the ropes... Spinning Wheel Kick! That was amazing!
SS: Come on baby! Stay on the attack!
BM: She's doing just that as she has Frankie tightly locked in an Indian Death Lock!
SS: Regardless of whether you're a male or a female! That submission maneuver is a deadly hold and it's hard for anybody to get out of it!
BM: Rosalie releases the hold! NO! She's stomping on Frankie's knee! He's in a bad way now!
SS: And what sucks for him, is that there's not much way out of this predicament!
BM: I disagree, because Frankie just kicks Rosalie off of him! He's now building up some offense as he's hitting Rosalie with a series of clothesline shots! Frankie going to the ropes! Springboard Moonsault! NO! Rosalie ducks out of the way and instead hits him with a sick Headscissors Takedown!
SS: Jesus Christ! What are these people made of?
BM: Heart and determination!
SS: I couldn't pull off half of that crap in my day, but I tell you what! This is simply AMAZING!
BM: That we can agree on! Rosalie now has Frankie up in a suplex position! NO! Frankie counters it into a Tornado DDT!
SS: Amazing move right there! Frankie has the cover!
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NO!
BM: Rosalie kicks out in the nick of time!
SS: That was extremely close Brandon!
BM: NO *BEEP*!
SS: Watch your language and call the damn match!
BM: Frankie has Rosalie in an armbar submission hold!
SS: It's surprising to see him employ a technical style of wrestling, considering how much he flies around the ring!
BM: I agree! Frankie now has Rosalie's head and... he turns the armbar into a Crossface!
SS: Didn't the guy that...!
BM: Shut your hole Saint!
SS: *BEEP* off nerd!
As the commotion between Brandon Matthews and Shannon Saint continues, Danielle Lopez walks up to the announcers table, puts on a headset and joins the commentary.
BM: Although you told me to *BEEP* off, we have a guest with us! Welcome Danielle!
SS: Yeah, welcome!
D-Lo: Thank you guys for having me!
BM: Rosalie with a Double Underhook DDT!
D-Lo: There is no doubting her wrestling ability, but her personality leaves a lot to be desired!
SS: What do you think of her?
D-Lo: Like I said, she's a good wrestler, but she's a major bitch!
SS: She is feisty! That makes me hot!
D-Lo: You don't get any of this!
BM: Anyways! It seems like Rosalie now notices that you're here!
D-Lo: For her sake, she needs to pay more attention to the match, instead of worrying about me kicking her *BEEP*ing head off again!
BM: That I can agree on!
SS: Why don't you two shut the hell up and watch the match, instead of having a conversation about the Golden Girls!
BM: Shut up! Rosalie going to the top rope?
SS: She looks like she's going to fly dumbass!
BM: Rosalie flies off the ropes and... connects with the Diving Clothesline!
D-Lo: If she was smart! She would continue on the attack, instead of showboating!
SS: What's wrong with showboating?
D-Lo: I didn't say there was anything wrong with it, but with an opponent like Frankie Jones! It's best to stay on the attack!
BM: That we all can agree on! Right Shannon!
SS: Shut up!
BM: Rosalie has Frankie in a world of trouble here as she has him locked in an abdominal stretch!
D-Lo: That's a hard hold to get out of!
SS: She's locking it tighter as time progresses! Frankie is fading away!
D-Lo: Well, I think Frankie will get out of this! He has heart after all!
SS: Screw the heart! Rosalie is ten times better!
BM: I hate to break it to you, but Danielle is right! Frankie is now out of the hold and he hits Rosalie with a Headscissors attempt into... a BULLDOG! That was awesome!
D-Lo: A match between Frankie and I would be sweet because we both can do moves like that!
BM: Both competitors are down on the mat! Who will get up first?
SS: Simple! Rosalie!
D-Lo: Disagree! Both will get up!
SS: Whatever! Miss know it all!
BM: Frankie's now up!
SS: And so is Rosalie!
D-Lo: Ha! That means I was correct!
BM: Both competitors trade blow after blow! Frankie's getting the upper hand here! He rocks Rosalie with a European Uppercut! He bounces off the ropes... Clothesline! He follows that up with more clotheslines and Frankie Jones now has this match in his favor!
D-Lo: He needs to stay on the attack here!
BM: Frankie's doing just that! Shining Wizard and Rosalie is now down on the mat writhing in pain!
SS: Come on Rosalie! Get up!
D-Lo: Is he always like this?
BM: Only when Rosalie is around!
D-Lo: He's a really bad impersonation of Bobby Crane!
BM: Frankie is now on the top rope! I think I know what he's going for!
SS: If you mean that sick move that he does! I agree!
BM: The Anarchy!!! NO!! Rosalie just barely moved out of the way!
D-Lo: And that's going to hurt him badly the next day! Believe me!
SS: Rosalie now up to her feet and... YES!!!! She hits a Headscissors!
BM: And she turns that into a pin attempt! Cover!
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3!
*Ding Ding Ding*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner, "The Iron Maiden" Rosalie!
The referee then attempts to raise Rosalie's hand, but she shoves the referee away and just stares at Danielle Lopez.
BM: Well, Rosalie with the victory, but she sure is staring you down Danielle!
D-Lo: If she wants a piece of me! She can bring her ass down here and get some! Either way, i'm ready!
Danielle then takes off her headset and then walks onto the stage, telling Rosalie to bring it.
BM: I wonder who Rosalie's next opponent will be in the tournament…
SS: That's a great question, but, whoever the unlucky victim is, will have a tough time for sure!
*BREAK*
BM: Well, ladies and gentlemen, you’re ready for another match-up! Leo Hawkins faces John Allister… I wonder what exactly the boss will do!
John Allister, meanwhile, is already in the ring, awaiting the boss. “Fuel” by Metallica hits the PA system, and the boss comes out, this time with a microphone. He slides under the ring before he can be introduced, and speaks.
Leo: You know what? I don’t need this crap. You can go all the way to become YCW Broadcast Champion for all I care! PIN ME!
BM: Leo…Is LYING DOWN! WHAT?!
SS: THE COVER!!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!
BM: What the hell did just happen?
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: The winner of this match…JOHN ALLISTER!
BM: That was incredibly weird! So, the boss gave away his spot in the finals for John Allister?
SS: That was confusing…I don’t know about this boss…
BM: Anyway, fans…Stick around…One more break, and we’re going to the Second Chance Battle Royal, and the Finals, where we’ll crown a new champion; John Allister or Rosalie? We’ll be right back soon!
*Break*
BM: Welcome back, fans! We’re now going to the Second Chance Battle Royal: Danielle Lopez faces Leon Marks, Saint Jimmi and Eric Redgate in this one of a kind bout! As you can see, all wrestlers are already in the ring…And the match is on!
*DING DING DING*
SS: Here we go! Danielle fires away, rabidly jumping into Leon Marks! He wants her opportunity back… Why did she seem so calm with us though?
BM: No. It isn’t because of you. Anyway, while Leon Marks is sitting on the turnbuckle getting strong knee shots to the face, Eric Redgate is pummeling away on Saint Jimmi...Ducks the kick by Saint and drives him down with a quick powerbomb!
SS: He’s the Lesser Saint! Admit it!
BM: I’ve got to admit, he hasn’t won a match so far in his YCW tenure…
SS: See?
BM: Well, he’s being beaten up by Eric Redgate… Danielle on the other side…With a kick to Leon’s groin! Ouch! Danielle has got him by the hair…And chucks him over the top rope! Could this be…No! Leon is still in the match!
SS: Not for long, I dare to reckon! Leon is barely holding to the apron… Eric with the BIG BOOT! Leon flies out of the apron and into the guardrail! He’s out of the match!
BM: WOW! We’re already down to three, in barely a minute and half! Eric turns around…Danielle captures him with the Hurracanrana! Eric goes flying into the mat! Danielle turns to Saint Jimmi…CLOTHESLINE! Danielle got caught!
SS: She’s a tough lady, got to admit it.
BM: Saint picks her up…And out she goes flying over the top rope…NO! NO! She’s holding on tight!
SS: Eric goes for the dropkick to take her out… But Danielle manages to get out of the way! She flips over the ropes, back into the game…Spinning wheel kick on Eric! Turns to Saint Phony…LATINA CUTTER! He’s knocked out!
BM: But Eric by behind, he’s coming for Danielle…BITE THE DUST! Impressive move for such a big man!
SS: Exactly…I still don’t like him, though. Eric is now picking up the knocked down Saint Phony… And chucks him over the rope! There he goes flying to the outside…NO! He holds tight to the ropes!
BM: Eric trying to knock him off the apron, but he’s met with a punch! Eric goes away in pain…Saint Jimmi with a springboard clothesline! No! Eric caught him upside down…STING!
SS: Wow, that had to hurt!
BM: Eric slowly lifting Saint to his feet...And forcing him over the top rope, this could be it…
SS: Wait! Danielle by behind! THERE GO BOTH MEN!
BM: IT’S OVER! Danielle has a shot at the YCW Broadcast Title whenever she wants!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Your winner…And the Number One Contender to the YCW Broadcast Championship…DANIELLE LOPEZ!
SS: Wow! She won it!
BM: Well done! Despite losing in the first round, Danielle manages to rebound, and she’s now got a title shot! Well, this could actually be better than if Danielle advanced to the second round and then lost!
SS: Tenacious lady…And also hot lady. RRAAWWRR—
BM: Well, we’re taking a quick break…Afterwards, it’s time for the TOURNAMENT FINALS! Stick around!
*Break*
BM: Welcome back, folks…It’s time for our main event…The crowning of the YCW Broadcast Champion!
“Falling Rain” by Crash Diet hits the PA system to mainly boos from the crowd. Rosalie comes out, smirk on her face, and just slowly walks down the aisle.
Jimmy Wilkes: The following contest is the finals of the YCW Broadcast Championship Tournament and it is an anything goes match. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida… “THE IRON MAIDEN”… ROSALIE!
BM: Wow, did you hear? An anything goes match! Wasn’t waiting for THAT!
SS: Well, things are now way cooler!
She smirks once again as she slides under the top rope and taunts the crowd, getting even more boos from the crowd. She then stands in her corner as she awaits for her opponent.
Jimmy Wilkes: And introducing her opponent, from New Orleans, Lousianna, weighing in at 236 pounds,
"Sound of Madness" by Shinedown erupts through the PA as John Allister makes his way to the ring. He runs down the ramp and slide under the ropes. He sits up on the top turnbuckle and looks down at Rosalie, staring her down with intensity on his face.
The bell rings.
BM: And here we go! The finals of this tournament have officially gotten underway!
SS: Allister is wasting no time as he locks up with Rosalie to see who would win the test of strength!
BM: I think we would know who would win this one!
SS: Oh yeah captain obvious! Allister with a huge takedown!
BM: Techical wrestling in an anything goes match!
SS: I know! It's brilliant, ain't it?
BM: I know that Front Face Headlock isn't brilliant for Rosalie!
SS: Well, Rosalie just reversed it and now has Allister locked in an Ankle Lock!
BM: But Allister reverses it and drops Rosalie on her back!
SS: Now if only I were there. It would be from the front!
BM: You sick bastard! Allister picks Rosalie up! I don't like where this is gonna go!
SS: That makes two of us Brandon!
BM: Holy shit! Military Press Slam over the top rope!
SS: That's going to hurt tomorrow!
BM: Allister getting out of the ring now! He's now setting up a table!
SS: He has bad intentions! That's for sure! He better not hurt her severly!
BM: I'm surprised you care!
SS: Shut the hell up and do your job!
Allister then drags Rosalie's body to the top of the table. He then grabs a ladder and then starts to climb up it to the tippy top.
SS: What in the hell is he doing there?
BM: It looks like he's going to fly! Don't do this! I'm warning you!
Allister then jumps off the ladder as he tries a Frog Splash, but Rosalie had enough sense to move out of the way as Allister crashes through the table.
BM: OH MY GOD!!!!!! He just crashed through that table!
SS: Thank god for Rosalie though! She would've been crushed!
BM: I agree!
Rosalie then wastes no time and grabs a steel chair as she taunts the crowd. She then starts hitting Allister with the chair until you can see some serious bruises on his back. Rosalie then puts the chair around Allister and applies the choke hold on Allister, choking harder and harder until Allister turns blue! The ref asks Allister if he wants to throw the match, but he instantly denies it, and with every ounce of strength in his body he manages to break free from it!
BM: Allister just manages to break free and he hits Rosalie with a huge clothesline!
SS: There's no denying the talent that Allister has, but I bet your ass that Rosalie has more left in the tank!
BM: I'm not going to disagree with that notion at all!
SS: Rosalie now rolls Allister back into the ring! Cover...!
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2...
NO!
Allister kicks out at two!
BM: Very close for John Allister!
SS: It was! Rosalie just needs to try harder!
BM: Wait, what's she doing here?
Roslaie grabs a ladder and sets it up between two chairs while Allister is still regaining his senses, she grabs Allister... Full Nelson Facebuster and Allister's face hits the ladder! Allister gets up busted open while Rosalie is pleased at the site!
SS: Rosalie just kicked it up a notch!
BM: This is a side of her that we have never seen before!
SS: And it makes me all hot!
Rosalie then slowly walks towards Allister and slaps him on the head a couple of times in a disrespectful manner. She then gets Allister to his feet and rocks him with a series of martial arts kicks, before she kicks Allister square in the jaw with a super kick.
BM: That kick must've hurt!
SS: I think you meant kicks, but it looked painful, just watching it!
BM: And here's the cover!
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2...
3! NO!
Allister just kicks out when the referee slapped his hand down on the mat for a three count!
SS: How the hell does he do this?
BM: It's called heart and tenacity!
SS: And you would know that how?
BM: ...
SS: I thought so! Rosalie with a beautiful side headlock on Allister!
BM: It may be beautiful to you, but the fans do not like this one bit!
SS: Well they're a bunch of savages anyways! You can't keep them happy for one freaking second!
BM: I disagree!
SS: Sure you would! That's why you still live in your mom's basement!
BM: Whatever...
Rosalie then releases the hold. She then drapes the chair across Allister's body and then looks at the ropes. She then runs towards them and springboards off of them to try to connect the Triple Jump Moonsault, but Allister moves out of the way and Rosalie crashes and burns onto the steel chair. Allister then wastes no time as he wraps his wrist in Barbed Wire. He then starts punching Rosalie's head until she is busted open.
BM: Well both competitors are now bleeding!
SS: Well, it's widely expected in a match like this!
BM: Allister is now back on Rosalie as he's choking the life out of her with the barbed wire!
SS: This is getting out of hand! Stop this madness!
BM: Go fall in a ditch!
SS: NO!
Rosalie uses her leg strength and reverses it into a hurricanrana onto the ladder.
BM: Now that's going to hurt!
SS: Come on Rosalie! Stay on him!
BM: That's what she needs to do, right?
SS: That's right Brandon!
Rosalie then hits Allister straight in the head with the chair. She then grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. She then grabs the steel chair and climbs atop of the ladder where she's 15 feet up in the air
BM: What the hell is she doing now?
SS: I don't know, but this doesn't look good for either of them!
Rosalie then uses the chair as a magic carpet from the Aladen movies and she hits Allister with a variation of a splash.
BM: That is one extreme magic carpet ride!
SS: You're not kidding there skippy! That spot was just sick!
After a while, Rosalie stirs up and as she gets to Allister, she has her left arm draped over him as the referee makes the count.
1...
2...
NO!
John Allister kicks out!
BM: That is just unbelievable! I thought for sure Rosalie would've had this!
SS: No kidding! I thought this was for sure over, but somehow, Allister kicks out!
BM: What do these two have to do to win?
SS: Simple! Continue to beat each other senseless!
Rosalie looks up with complete frustration on her face as she can't believe that she didn't get the victory. She then slowly gets to her feet and bounces off the ropes and hits Allister with a Running Knee Strike to the face.
SS: Stay on the attack Rosalie!
BM: Stop being biased!
SS: Make me you prick!
Rosalie then locks Allister in a modified Dragon Sleeper and locks it in tightly. Allister uses his strength to get out of the hold and as he gets to a vertical base, he plants her down on the mat with a Powerslam and both of them are down. The referee then begins the ten count for both competitors to get up.
1...
2...
3...
4...
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6...
Both of them start to stir…
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8...
9...
Both Allister and Rosalie get to their feet before the referee counts to 10. Both competitors then start trading punches with each other with Allister eventually gaining the upper hand as he lands an uppercut to Rosalie's jaw. He then bounces himself off the ropes and hits her with the Clothesline from Hell.
BM: Clothesline from Hell! WOWZIES! What a brutal move!
SS: As much as I don't want this bastard to win, I think he has a shot!
BM: We'll see whether he can do it!
Allister then grabs a trash can and puts Rosalie face first on it. He then grabs a steel chair and hits her head with it to complete another version of the con-chair-to.
SS: Con-chair-to!
BM: NO! It's a con-chair-to-trash can!
SS: Well this sucks now! Rosalie is hurt!
BM: There's a cover by Allister if that helps!
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2...
NO!
Rosalie kicks out just in the nick of time.
BM: How the hell can she do that?
SS: Because she's awesome!
BM: I mean seriously. How can this happen after that devastating move?
SS: I don't know, but both competitors are proving just how tough they really are!
BM: They want to be a champion and this is the type of damage that they'll go through to do that!
SS: For once, we agree on something!
BM: Not too often that happens!
SS: Allister has that look in his eye!
BM: He has evil intentions Shannon!
SS: I hope he realizes what he's doing?
BM: I believe he is!
Allister then sets a steel chair down in the middle of the ring. He then picks Rosalie up and places her in the Tombstone Piledriver position.
SS: Don't do it you sick bastard!
Rosalie just manages to reverse it into a Spinning Headscissors as Allister is sent into the left turnbuckle. As Allister is dazed, Rosalie then pulls out a pair of Brassknuckles that was in her pants and places them on her fingers.
BM: Oh come on! This isn't right!
SS: Nonsense nancy boy! This is perfectly legal as anything goes!
Rosalie then punches Allister in the jaw with the brass knuckles. She then puts them back in her pants and covers Allister.
1...
2...
NO! Allister kicks out.
SS: This is blasphemous! How can this happen?
BM: Beats me!
Rosalie then waits for Allister to get to his feet. As Allister is up, she then tries to pick him up for the Maiden Killer, but she realizes that he's just too big.
BM: Houston, we have a problem!
SS: Watch and learn nancy boy!
Rosalie then attempts to improvise her strategy and she immediately tries to hit Allister with a Spinning Headscissors, but it's not working as Allister's strength is now coming into play. Allister finally reverses the attempt and he wastes no time as he hits Rosalie with the F-5.
BM: Allister hits Rosalie with Murder!
SS: NO! Please no!
BM: Cover!
1...
2...
3!
SS: God dammit! NO!
*DING DING DING*
Jimmy Wilkes: Here is your winner and NEW YCW Broadcast Champion! John "Mr. Anarchy" Allister!
The referee then raises Allister's hand as he's all exhausted and bloody after the contest. Suddenly, Terrell Ryder, Kevin Styles and J.T. Banks all come out with Ryder holding the belt. Each of them shake hands with Allister before Ryder officially gives him the belt. They all three go away as they let Allister celebrate his moment in the sun, which he does as he goes on all four turnbuckles and raises the title in the air. He then goes back into the middle of the ring and raises the belt in the air again as the pyrotechnics come out of all four turnbuckles, as well as in the middle of the ring.
BM: A very special moment for John Allister! That was a great match!
SS: Yeah it was! You have to tip your hat off to both competitors as either one of them could've had the match! It was that competitive!
BM: That is it for us today! We will see you next time on YouTube Championship Wrestling!
