Post by Dani on Jul 20, 2018 21:18:24 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 146
Date: 7-20-18
Venue: Oracle Arena (Oakland, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 7-20-18
Venue: Oracle Arena (Oakland, California)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Match 1: Kate Steele vs. Mandy "The Monster" (w/Alexis Landry) vs. Sereka Tajiri [Winner faces Aubrey Cassidy for the WWA Hardcore Championship at Beach Bash III]
We open up the show to determine who will face Aubrey Cassidy for the WWA Hardcore Championship at Beach Bash III. Kate Steele, has yet to be pinned or submitted and proved herself to be one of the baddest women on the roster, while Mandy is beyond irate at being screwed out of the title, while Sereka Tajiri is the wildcard of this one. Anybody can win this chaotic triple threat match.
The bell sounds, and both Steele and Tajiri go after Mandy in the efforts of taking out the biggest woman in the match. The strategy is effective as both of them throw Mandy out of the ring and to the floor below. Mandy is pissed off, and Alexis Landy is as well. In the ring, Steele and Tajiri go to fight one another, and they do so for a few moments. Mandy gets back in the ring and starts clobbering both of them. The seven foot tall former Television and Hardcore Champion goes on a rampage and starts taking both out at will. She makes the cover on Sereka… but only got a Two count!
Mandy soon grabbed Steele, and hit her with a spinebuster. She made the cover on her… but Steele kicked out at Two! This was getting to be a smashmouth type of match as Alexis threw a chair in the ring, which Mandy got a hold of. Mandy started going on a rampage, smacking both Steele and Sereka with the chair, and surprisingly, the fans are enjoying it despite the fact that Mandy is a villainess. Mandy flexed her muscles and the crowd is into her. She picked Sereka up… and hit a Pumphandle Driver to the steel chair. She made the cover… but at the count of Two, Steele came in with a chair of her own and smashed it in the back of Mandy’s head to break it up.
Steele wasn’t going to waste any time here as she waited for Mandy to get back up. Mandy was a bit dazed and Steele went as fast as she could… and SMACKED THE HELL OUT OF MANDY IN THE FACE WITH THE CHAIR! Mandy went down HARD! A smirk came across the face of “The Siren”, who focused her attention towards Sereka Tajiri! Sereka is now just getting up and Steele laid the chair down in the center of the ring. As Sereka is finally up, Steele grabbed her… and hit the Punk Driver, right on the chair. She quickly hooked the leg… and got the Three count.
WINNER, AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WWA HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP: “The Siren” Kate Steele via pinfall!
”Bad Reputation” by Avril Lavigne plays and Steele immediately rejects the referee raising her hand, electing to do it herself.
DM: What a victory for Kate Steele! Now she is going to Beach Bash to battle for the Hardcore Title!
SS: This woman is insanity personified! I think Aubrey Cassidy is in trouble come Beach Bash!
DM: As do I! “The Siren” Kate Steele is perhaps the most unpredictable competitor on the roster! And she is bones tough! Nobody has stopped her yet!
"Awake" by Ra plays and the fans in Oracle Arena are showering boos as Mariah Lopez enters, with the WWA World Championship on her shoulder. By her side is Aubrey Cassidy, who is holding the WWA Hardcore Championship, and behind them are Christina Rose and The Ninja Squad. The five of them walk down the aisle, with Mariah trash talking the fans before they all enter the ring. Mariah is handed a mic and soon begins to speak.
Mariah Lopez: Another week down, another week I can say I beat Talia Skye.
The fans in Oracle Arena boo loudly.
Mariah Lopez: Unfortunately, we had an unwanted guest at ringside. Yeah Athena, you came back to a "blaze of glory", as if any of us were wanting you to come back in the first place. Am I right?
The fans are booing even louder.
Mariah Lopez: Eh shut up, nobody gives a rat's ass about the opinion of Oakland anyways, fucking cesspool. Your town is known for the Raiders to be packing up to Vegas, and the Warriors to move back to San Francisco, because they realize that this city is trash, just like it's people.
The boos are only getting louder, with one fan throwing a hot dog at Mariah, which pisses her off.
Mariah Lopez: Who fucking threw the hot dog? Eject that motherfucker from the show.
Mariah goes to compose herself.
Mariah Lopez: Where was I going to get to? Oh yeah, tonight is going to be a great night for us. Wednesday we may have lost the Trios Titles, but we'll get those back with our rematch clause. Tonight, myself and the future Mrs. Cassidy-Lopez, will become the new WWA Tag Team Champions, meaning I'll finally have a tag team title partner who is actually worth a shit.
Aubrey Cassidy: I'm the best.
Mariah Lopez: You're more than that. But this'll just prove how dominant we truly are. Nobody is going to stop us. No Talia Skye, no "Horsewomen", and no "Goddess", which I use in the lightest of terms because Athena ain't shit. You want a shot? Fucking earn one bitch. Same goes for Talia, who already had her rematch. If you want a shot at my WWA World Title, you have to fucking earn it. It’s that simple.
Mariah says with confidence, but she's interrupted by a very familiar theme song. "Still I Rise" by Shadows Fall begins to play, much to the delight of the crowd. Danielle Lopez walks out from the back, in a pair of jeans, black boots and a Black Rose Mafia t-shirt. She makes her way down the aisle and gets into the ring. She gets a microphone and begins to speak.
Danielle Lopez: Mariah, Mariah! Um, you see cuzzo. While I might agree with the whole earning it part, there is a slight problem. You're not the one who makes the matches, I do!
The fans cheer.
Danielle Lopez: I have to be honest with you. I'm extremely disappointed in you.
The crowd ooooohs.
Danielle Lopez: I have watched your actions as of late, and knowing the heinous crap that you have done, is sickening. It's disgusting. I know damn well and good I taught you better than that. I never taught you to cheat, to screw Talia over, none of that shit we condone. I thought you were the one person in this family who could uphold to fairness regardless of fan standing. I thought you would not stoop to the levels that Mya AND Mariella went through... but it looks like I was wrong.
Danielle seems intense.
Danielle Lopez: The way you have treated Talia the last several weeks fucking disgusts me. You know well and good what Talia means to me. You know especially well that she has done nothing to deserve that treatment. What's your answer going to be to this?
Mariah has a mic and speaks.
Mariah Lopez: Not for nothing but I'm quite proud of how I have molded to become THE ALPHA of WWA! For years, I was known as just a tag team specialist, a sidekick, or as "Dear Talia" said, the Silver Medal of the Lopez family athletes. I like to think I have proven to be better than Mya, better than Mariella. Talia was my stepping stone to the top. I beat her up and I did what no other competitor has done, beat her, beat Heather, and beat you as well Dani.
Mariah smirks at the accomplishment.
Mariah Lopez: And now? The Ninja Squad runs shit around here. We are THE DOMINANT entity of WWA. Killa Queen Incorporated, The Horsewomen? Those are the past. Talia, you have had your run, but hey it all comes to an end. Just step aside, and Athena, if you don't want to get hurt again, I suggest for you to do the same as well.
Danielle Lopez: It's funny you bring up Athena, because you did put her out of action, and while I wasn't thrilled about another World Title match being ruined, I could understand why she did what she did. Talia didn't get a fair rematch, and Athena wants full revenge, which actually leads me to an idea... but why not bring out a guest or two to... spice it up so to speak.
"Angel with a Shotgun" plays on the P/A and the crowd erupts to a huge pop as "The Goddess" herself, Athena, appears from beyond the curtain and poses for the crowd. She is dressed in full civilian clothes, wearing her newly official "Angels Never Die" black T-shirt, blue jeans, and black heel boots. Mariah's glares at Athena in disgust as she makes her way down the ramp, grabs a microphone from a nearby cameraman, and climbs into the ring. She smiles at the Oakland crowd, then waves at Danielle Lopez, and finally turns her attention to the champ herself.
Athena: Oh Mariah. To be honest I really did like you. That Joshi Match at Eve of Destruction when we tore each other limb from limb was the most fun I've had in a wrestling match in a long time. And that rematch at Wildcard IV, when we took each other to Cunt Punt City, as we both cried out in pain, deep down I craved a rubber match. One where we could find out who was truly the better woman. But I honestly did not think you could stoop so low in such a short amount of time. First you and your cronies try and put me on the shelf, which as you can see, that didn't last long. Then, despite your claim that "I won the WWA Championship without any help," you clearly brainwashed another one of your family members to hand you that title on a silver fucking platter.
The crowd pops.
Athena:Now Mariah, not only does that make you a coward and a fake champion, it also makes you one of biggest numpty’s in the history of WWA.
The crowd lets out a loud pop of laughter. Mariah begins to scream and lash at Athena while Aubrey and the Ninjas hold her back. A "Mariah's a numpty" chant breaks out from the crowd and Mariah turns her attention to the crowd. Athena turns to Danielle.
Athena: While I am out here, Danielle, I want to apologize to you, the WWA Fans, and especially to Talia Skye for last week. I know what I did was not fair to her, but I have my reasons. And I must ask you, Boss Lady. I want my rubber match with this numpty. A pop. More importantly I want her title. An even bigger pop. I don't care if its on a live event, a Frenzy taping, a Network special, or a Pay-Per-View event. I don't care if we jerk the curtain or main event the show. I don't care if its a standard match, a Joshi Match, Steel Cage, Fate of the Gods, anything that will guarantee that me and Mariah go 1 on 1 with none of her servants tries to interfere. And Danielle if you can grant me that match I will promise you this that WHEN I win the WWA Championship, I will make my first title defense the following week and give Talia Skye the title rematch that she truly deserves.
The lights go out interrupting the conflict in the ring. A piano starts and the crowd goes crazy as this signals the arrival of the Killa Queen. A spotlight shines down on the stage showing Talia Skye standing in grey jeans, knee high black combat boots, a 4 Horsewomen crop top, black fingerless gloves, and a black leather jacket with long tassels on the sleeves. The pomp and circumstance of the former WWA World Champion is gone for the night as the Canadian marches with a composed fury to the ring. She grabs a mic from a ringside attendant and climbs the apron before entering the squared circle.
Talia Skye: I am going to say right now if it weren't for my love and respect for my best friend Dani I would be skipping the words and fists would be flying already.
Danielle seems relieved to not have to deal with another brawl between her family and her friend.
Talia Skye: I thought it was about damn time I come out since everyone in this ring has something to say about the Killa Queen of WWA. At Scars and Stripes someone I thought was a friend stabbed me right in the heart. I was told "it's all business, it's not personal. You would do the same." And to a point I agree. I've believed that you do what you have to in order to achieve your dreams, but I have had one big rule. You don't fuck over the people you care about. You do your best to do right by them. You don't spit in the face of the people that have supported you.
Talia says this directly to Mariah who seems uninterested.
Talia Skye: So then we arrive at last week's main event. Yet again another amazing match ruined because someone decided to stick their nose into business that wasn't theirs to begin with. So yet again Talia Skye is screwed out of a championship match. Now this specific instance I can be a little bit forgiving of. I get it Athena. I also want to beat the living hell out of Mariah Lopez. I get that. So I will let you off the hook this time and this time only. I accept your apology. We have a lot in common. We are both top notch athletes. We are dominant in this ring. We both think Mariah is a complete twat. And we both want to get that championship off of her waist and around the waist of someone who respects this business and the competition involved in it.
Talia pauses as the audience seems to rally behind her with support.
Talia Skye: As for Mariah. You've been all over social media touting the "fact" that you have dominated and beaten Talia Skye TWICE now. Facts are facts Mariah. According to the win and loss column you have in fact beaten me. But when you look at the context of those wins something seems VERY CLEAR. YOU CANNOT BEAT ME ONE ON ONE. First you had some nondescript third rate Lopez do your dirty work for you. Then you had the divine intervention of Athena who only got involved because almost everyone in this company that isn't some sort of Lopez cousin or friend or ring rat girlfriend actually wants to beat the shit out of you. Hell even your own cousin Danielle thinks you are disgusting! Read her shirt Mariah. It doesn't say Lopez Dynasty. It doesn't say Mariah Lopez fan club. It says BLACK. ROSE. MAFIA. At the end of the day Mariah your own cousin stands by me. She recognizes that I am the champion this company needs.
Danielle starts thinking to herself, while both Talia and Athena have had their moments to let out what they need to let out.
Danielle Lopez: I have heard from all three of you in this ring, and both Athena and Talia make up some really good points. For instance, Athena does deserve a rubber match against Mariah seeing as how their first two matches never came to a decision, and Mariah also put her out of action.
Danielle pauses for a bit.
Danielle Lopez: On the otherhand, the main event of Scars and Stripes was a fucking travesty. Talia was robbed not just there, but also last week. She DESERVES a FAIR REMATCH for the WWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! And I think everybody here in Oakland knows that's the truth.
The crowd roars.
Danielle Lopez: So after some thinking, and maybe a tiny bit of procrastinating, I have come up with a solution. Coming up in two weeks time is an annual pay-per-view called Beach Bash! The biggest party of the summer, and I cannot think of a better way to do this right by announcing that the WWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP WILL BE defended at the event.
Now she has their curiosity.
Danielle Lopez: Mariah, my dear cuzzo, you WILL DEFEND the WWA World Championship against... Talia Skye...
The crowd roars.
Danielle Lopez: AND ATHENA, IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
The crowd cheers loudly, and Mariah is beside herself.
Mariah Lopez: You can't do this! Blood is thicker than water! We are family, not her!
Danielle Lopez: We are family, and I love you... but the right thing to do is to give both of them their shot at you and that title. And to make it more interesting, nobody associated with you is allowed at ringside.
Mariah is fuming even more.
Danielle Lopez: I think I'm going to take my leave now. Good luck.
Danielle leaves the ring, with Mariah still fuming while Talia and Athena look satisfied but also have their eyes on each other and Mariah.
We open up backstage where Courtney Erickson is standing by with Megan Enders.
Courtney Erickson: I’m standing by with Megan Enders. Now Megan, I have to ask you. How are you feeling knowing the last several weeks, you have been very close to winning but no dice?
Megan Enders It sucks, but at the same time, it is a learning experience. I’m new to the business, and I do understand the old saying that Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Courtney Erickson: To be fair though, you have taken veterans to their limits so that has to count for something, right?
Megan Enders: I suppose. Like I said, it’s a learning experience. I’m learning everyday and I feel like I’m getting better.
Courtney Erickson: Ever since Scars and Stripes, there has been a blonde woman who has appeared after your matches. Care to elaborate?
Megan pauses for a bit before she finally gives her answer.
Megan Enders: … No comment!
Suddenly, the blonde woman that has appeared the last two weeks, shows up and is face to face with Megan.
Megan Enders: What do you want? Why are you here?
?: Megan, Megan, Megan. Don’t act like you don’t know. You know EXACTLY WHY I am here.
Megan looks at the person and sighs.
Megan Enders: Yes Tiffany. I know why you’re here… but why now?
Tiffany: Because I have been watching you, and it’s time I get what I want from you.
Megan Enders: Is this really necessary? In public nonetheless?
Tiffany: Yes, yes it is. Now let’s go. We have so much to do.
The woman, who is named Tiffany, leaves and Enders, rather reluctantly, follows her.
DM: What the hell is going on? Who is Tiffany?
SS: I don’t know but she’s not!
DM: What does she have over Megan Enders?
SS: That’s a good question! I guess we’ll find that out over time, if we do that is!
DM: I hope for Megan’s sake, this doesn’t turn south for her!
SS: She’ll be fine!
Match 2: #5 Hikari Richards vs. #8 Eavan Maloney - Tables Match [Extraordinary Eight Round of The Lethal Cup Tournament]
Our first Lethal Cup match of the evening, and it is a Tables match, pitting a member of the famed Richards family, Hikari, against the former WWA Television Champion, Eavan Maloney, who has a giant chip on her shoulder. Before the match could begin, the referee ejected Alex and Chris Richards from ringside, but the Richards brothers refused to leave. This brought out Cardinal City Pro tag team Da Xtreme Dynasty, who chased off the Richards brothers, clearly not forgetting about the near decade long history those two teams share with one another.
The bell finally rings and both Hikari and Maloney engage in a high paced battle, hitting one another with various strikes. Hikari had Maloney in the ropes and eventually started hitting her with knife edge chops. Maloney’s chest turned red and she was whipped into one of the corners by Hikari, who immediately ran in… dropkick! Maloney stumbled out, and Hikari capitalized with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex!
Hikari continued the punishment of Eavan as she stomped repeatedly on her before rolling out of the ring and grabbing a table. She set it up and attempted to put Maloney through the table but Eavan slithered out of it and hit Hikari with a neckbreaker to take her down. Hikari was down and Maloney raised her up before hitting a kick right to the nose, which caused Hikari to bleed immediately. Hikari was bleeding like a faucet and Eavan was beating the tar out of Hikari with her fists before executing a Russian Leg Sweep!
Maloney wasn’t done as she tried to put Hikari through a table, but Hikari blocked it, then hit a Russian Leg sweep of her own! The two of them started brawling with one another, and Hikari eventually got the better of it. Hikari had Maloney dazed and was looking for the Shock Turn… but Maloney blocked it and that lead to her hitting The Boardwalk! Hikari was out of it and realizing she had this opportunity, Maloney picked Hikari back up… and put her through the table with a powerbomb for the victory.
WINNER: “The Lone Wolf” Eavan Maloney!
”Warrior” by Dead by April plays and the fans roar as Eavan Maloney has proven to be victorious.
DM: By god Taint, Eavan Maloney has done it! Eavan Maloney is now in the Brutal Four Round of The Lethal Cup Tournament!
SS: She gets the match she wants! She gets to face Crystal Alvarez, the reigning CCP World Heavyweight Champion!
DM: This will be Eavan’s biggest challenge to date, and she was taken to her limit by Hikari Richards tonight!
As she was celebrating, she turned around and was face to face with her opponent next week. Crystal Alvarez, with a Puerto Rican flag based bandana over her head and face while wearing a Stephen Curry Warriors jersey over black jeans, her signature black and white chuck’s and the CCP World Heavyweight Championship on her right shoulder. She lowered the bandana that was on her face, and looked Eavan in the eyes before raising her arm in the air to the delight of the crowd in Oracle Arena.
DM: These two are friends, but are opponents next week!
SS: Crystal is unlike anything Eavan has ever encountered before! This is going to be a test like you said, but it’s one we’re all looking forward to witnessing!
”Roar” by Katy Perry plays and the fans cheer as Joanna walks out from behind the curtain. She looks a bit annoyed as she makes her way down the aisle. She steps in-between the ropes and grabs a microphone. The usually non-talkative “Jungle Girl” starts to speak.
Joanna: It seems like time after time after time again, I have been getting the shaft around here. Whether it was The Boston Bombshells screwing with me and Elektra, and of course to Taryn Willow this past Wednesday night.
Joanna stops for a bit, trying to keep her composure.
Joanna: I don’t like being screwed, and Taryn, if we’re going to be completely honest, you’re not a very good wrestler. The only reason you get by around here is because of your wife. Your status as Crystal’s overbearing jealous ass psychotic wife is the only reason why you are where you’re at right now, and you know it’s the truth. Matter of fact, Crystal deserves better.
The crowd ooohs at Joanna’s words.
Joanna: I will get my retribution against you. On to next week. Mariah Lopez, you stupid stupid person. Calling me a curtain jerker. I am a two time Television Champion, and a former WWA Tag Team Champion. I think I have more than earned my stripes around here.
Joanna says with determination.
Joanna: Next week, I will take your arm, title match or not, I really don’t give a damn at this point. I’m just out to hurt you, then it’s on to FM Young!
A smirk now comes across her face.
Joanna: You and I have two more weeks until we get in that ring and mix it up. This is a match I have been looking forward to since you and Hannah Kristiansen faced off at Wildcard III earlier this year. That match was a CLASSIC, and I feel ours will be the same.
Joanna says with confidence.
Joanna: Now Miss Young, I want to invite you to Frenzy next week, that way we can have a face to face and the fans can eat it all up as we draw closer to the one on one match that will steal the hell out of Beach Bash III. I’ll be waiting for you.
”Roar” plays again as Joanna places the microphone down before exiting the ring and to the back.
DM: Real talk, Joanna may have just cut the promo of her career!
SS: There is a lot of fire in the “Jungle Girl”! She is pissed, and honestly I like this attitude! It’s refreshing!
DM: Not to mention the invitation has been sent to FM Young to appear next week! I think she’ll show up!
SS: As do I! It’s been a while since we’ve seen FM Young, and she did say she would be back someday!
Match 3: Big Beauty (w/Kelly Hampton) © vs. Izumi Sato (w/Hannah Kristiansen) [WWA Television Championship]
WIth another title defense right here, right now, Cardinal City Pro’s Big Beauty looks as though she’s not sweating this, but Izumi Sato is not a competitor to be taken lightly. The current Television Champion and the former Trios Champion waste very little time in getting this one going as Izumi starts kicking at the legs of Beauty, but the champion didn’t seem to be fazed as she eventually swatted Izumi away as if she were a fly, sending the smaller competitor back damn near five feet.
Izumi got back up, not dettered and went after Beauty again, but the bigger competitor kept pushing her away. Izumi, getting really angry, leaped up… and actually rocked the TV Champion with a STIFF Kick to the face. Izumi kept on bringing the punishment, not letting up and delivered a brutal Uraken backfist to the nose of Beauty, who was down to one knee. Beauty’s nose was bleeding from that shot. The champion realized this and was very very angry, but to her credit, Izumi was not backing down.
Beauty got back up and went after Izumi as if it were a big bear fighting a squirrel. Izumi was ducking and dodging every attempt Beauty was doling out to hit her, with occasionally kicking the bigger competitor in the legs to wear her down. It was working and Izumi ran the ropes to go for the Running single leg high knee to the face.... but Beauty ducked it, then grabbed Izumi and placed her on her shoulders before dropping down… BEAUTY BOMB! Izumi is out and Beauty hooked the leg, getting the Three count for another successful title defense.
WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: Big Beauty via pinfall!
”Down in the Catabombs” by Dale Oliver plays and the fans boo as Kelly Hampton presents the WWA Television Championship to Big Beauty.
DM: Another title defense for Beauty, and it was over a very game Izumi Sato!
SS: Izumi gave her all, but Beauty is too powerful! Nobody has been able to stop her!
DM: We hope somebody does… and soon!
We are now backstage where the Four Horsewomen are in its entirety. Talia Skye is standing by with the new Trios Champions, Morgan Simmons, Reyna Carter and Terra. They are joined by Courtney Erickson.
Courtney Erickson: I am here with The Four Horsewomen of WWA! And I guess my first question is how do you girls feel about being the new Trios Champions?
The four of them huddle up and talk with one another before Talia stands center.
Talia Skye: Ecstatic. The Four Horsewomen are ecstatic about being the new Trios Champions. It feels extra gratifying knowing that the titles were taken away from The Ninja "Squad", and are now in the hands of three former WWA World Champions. I couldn't be any more proud of these ladies, especially my history making protege who is the very first woman to have won every single championship. Congratulations Rey.
Reyna Carter: Thank you Talia! It feels absolutely amazing to be the first to do such an achievement. It falls right into the category of being the first ever Grand Slam Champion, which I achieved with you by my side. KQI is a history making organization, and we continue to blaze the trails in professional wrestling.
Talia Skye: Couldn't have put it any better myself.
Courtney Erickson: Word has it that there are quite a few teams gunning for those titles. The Insanity Patients trio led by Ella Lopez, then there's the popular Enigmatic Justice trio, the #BestFriendsGang of Crystal Alvarez, Izumi Sato and Hannah Kristiansen, and so forth. How are the girls feeling about those teams gunning for the titles?
In the background, Reyna and Morgan can be seen laughing at the question, knowing well and good what their answer likely is.
Talia Skye: They look forward to any and all teams facing them. Every one of us would be fighting champions.
Courtney Erickson: In regards...
Before Courtney could get this question out, The Ninja Squad, led by Mariah Lopez, walk up to the scene. Mariah is face to face with her former friend, while the other four members are backing her up.
Mariah Lopez: You can excuse yourself Courtney!
Courtney immediately leaves, leaving it to just The Ninja Squad and The Horsewomen.
Mariah Lopez: When it comes to those Trios Titles, The Ninja Squad gets the first crack... but we're going to do it a little different. At Beach Bash, we will have a rematch... but teaming alongside my Ninja's will be my cousin Christina. Christina motherfucking Rose. Cuzzo, have anything you like to say?
Christina stands beside Mariah and starts spouting off.
Christina Rose: Your Horsewomen ain't shit, and you quite frankly ain't shit either. Those titles are coming back home to us whether you like it or not.
Talia Skye: Look who decided to put on her big girl pants and speak for herself. You lesser Lopez's really have a severe case of Inferiority Complex. It's quite astounding to say the least. Not a single damn one of you nondescript third rate Lopez's are on the level Danielle was when she was doing this regularly, and the one who was the closest has turned out to be a big piece of fucking shit. So as far as I'm concerned, all five of you can go fuck yourselves.
Mariah starts to laugh but gets serious real quick.
Mariah Lopez: You're quite hilarious with your remarks. Here's the thing though, you don't have cousin Danielle to prevent me and my Squad from kicking your asses right here, right now.
Mariah and Talia are face to face, nose to nose. However, Christina instigated the brawl by going after "The Brutal Knight" Morgan Simmons. This led to Reyna and Terra going after The Ninja's, while Mariah and Aubrey went after Talia.
SS: YES! The Ninja's weren't going to take their shit any longer!
DM: What the hell are you talking about? That jezebel Christina Rose instigating the entire fucking thing! The Horsewomen are DEFENDING THEMSELVES!
The two sides are fighting, with it eventually going the Horsewomen's way as Terra went on a rampage, helping Reyna dethrone The Ninja's before taking Christina out with a kick. Mariah and Aubrey caught wind of it and tried to run away, but were caught by Morgan who trapped them. They turned around, only to get a double Botox Injection by The Canadian Glam Squad tandem of Talia Skye and Reyna Carter!
DM: YES! YES! YES! THE HORSEWOMEN ARE STANDING TALL!
SS: This isn't fair!
DM: No Taint! This is a very small sample of what these wenches deserve!
The Horsewomen survey the damage they have done to the Ninja's before they take their leave, feeling very satisfied in what they have done.
Match 4: #4 Talia Areano vs. #3 Reyna Carter - Hardcore Match [Extraordinary Eight Round of The Lethal Cup Tournament]
The second Extraordinary Eight match for tonight, pitting the underdog Talia Areano against the longest reigning WWA World Champion in history and one half of the new Trios Champions, Reyna Carter! The two of them are anticipating this one to start. The bell rings and the two shake hands before circling around the ring for position. Carter hits a snapmare takedown before hitting a knee strike to the face. However, Areano is back to her feet and starts delivering some kicks of her own and ends the sequence with a jumping savante kick to the face.
Areano wasn’t going to let up as she continued to deliver kicks to the “Glam Bo$$”. Carter was reeling until she caught a kick and ended up executing a hip toss to Areano as a counter. Carter now had taken the advantage and went to the mat with a side headlock. Carter had it synched in and for a bit, Areano couldn’t get out… but she ultimately found a way and sent Carter into the ropes. She ran in and hit a boot to the face. Carter stumbled out and Areano hit a Hurricanrana, with the pin attempt… but only got a Two count!
It was about midway through the match, and Areano had the upperhand. She was continuing with her various amounts of strikes, but Carter was starting to fight back with some strikes of her own and capped off her offense with a scoop slam. Carter then followed off with a knee drop to the face. “The Glam Bo$$” Iis sailing ahead here and the fans are behind her. She gets Areano up and hits her with a European Uppercut, followed by a backfist. One half of the Trios Champions goes running the ropes… and hits a running version of A Bitch’s Welcome! She made the cover… but only got a Two count!
The two fast paced wrestlers continued to fight one another, with neither really gaining the upperhand. That changed when Carter kneed Areano in the gut, then hit her with a gutbuster. Reyna was feeling a groove and was hitting some more strikes before grazing Areano with a step up Enzuigiri. Carter signaled for the end and was planning on hitting the Inferiority Complex… but unfortunately for her, Areano blocked it and hit Carter with the BK Facebuster! Carter was out of it and Areano made the cover… getting the Three count in what many consider an upset.
WINNER: Talia Areano via pinfall!
”Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears plays and the crowd pops huge as Talia Areano has complete perhaps one of the biggest upsets in WWA history.
DM: My God, I don’t believe it! Talia Areano just beat Reyna Carter!
SS: How the hell did that happen? That’s… that’s damn near impossible!
DM: Well she did it and will go on to face Taryn Willow in the Brutal Four Round of The Lethal Cup Tournament!
Areano is elated as she slaps hands with the fans before heading to the back, while Reyna can’t believe she was had.
We open up to the office of Danielle Lopez, where the tandem of Elektra and Desdemona Stratos are right by the desk of the boss lady, with Danielle present.
Elektra: You’re probably wondering why we are here.
Danielle Lopez: Yeah, what can I do for you two?
Elektra: Now I am a former WWA Tag Team Champion, and even though Joanna and I decided to go our separate ways so she can be a singles competitor again, I decided to form the Gladiator Sisters with my big sister Desdemona.
The camera pans to Desdemona.
Elektra: And after our impressive victory over Hot and Sexy, we were thinking maybe in the near future, we can face the winner of Breaking Habits versus Mariah and Aubrey, for the titles.
Danielle Lopez: That does sound…
Danielle is then interrupted as both Rachel Robinson and Melanie Ramirez of The Starlet Barbarians enter the office.
Rachel Robinson: Sorry about the interruption, but we couldn’t help but overhear The Stratos sisters want a shot at the tag team titles.
Melanie Ramirez: Yeah, and while they’re good, they’re no Shining Starlet.
Rachel Robinson: Nor are they a Dark Barbarian. And despite what my ex-wife likes to say, I am just as big part of why The Lethal Barbarians were a success as she was. And lest we forget, on Wednesday, Mel and I got cheated out of the titles by Breaking Habits.
Melanie Ramirez: She hit my Rachel with a fucking Tire Iron. And I know you despise cheating because you said that shit earlier tonight.
Rachel Robinson: We want a Tag Team Title shot and I don’t care which team it is against, we want the shot.
Danielle thinks for a minute before coming up with a solution.
Danielle Lopez: I got it. Both of you teams will fight it out at Beach Bash. Winning team will get a shot at the Tag Team Titles. Best of luck to you four.
Elektra and Desdemona then have a stare down with Rachel and Melanie.
We now open up to a warehouse in an unknown location where Ella Lopez is front and center, while Harley Green and Cora Quinn are behind her with a shackled Mya Denton.
Ella Lopez: Oh hey everybody, and especially a warm hello to the Knockouts, who I’m sure is watching rather comfortably.
Ella says with a devilish smirk on her face.
Ella Lopez: Mya here is in good hands. She’s safe, she’s sound, and she sure is a playful thing.
Mya Denton: LET ME GO!
Ella Lopez: Such a doll she is. I’ll tell you what, the fun we have had with her has been endless… but we know you girls want her back to uphold Mya Lopez’s spot in the group. Such shame. But I do have an idea for you if you’re interested.
Ella quite frankly, knows what she’s doing here.
Ella Lopez: At Beach Bash III, it’ll be me and either Harley or Cora against Lilith and Yasmeen… with a catch! If you two win, little Miss Mya here is free to go…
Ella is seen chuckling before getting to the next part.
Ella Lopez: But if the Insanity Patients win, not only are we keeping Mya, but Lilith and Yasmeen, you two have to join as well and The Killswitch Knockouts will be no more. Say goodbye to the greatest Trios team WWA has ever had.
The fans in the arena can be heard booing.
Ella Lopez: What’s it going to be? We hope you have an answer for us, and hey, provide it next week if you must. We’re patient… but not THAT PATIENT!
From there, the scene fades out and we go back to ringside.
Main Event: Breaking Habits (Violet Simons and Sydney Hollister) © vs. Mariah Lopez and Aubrey Cassidy (w/The Ninja Squad) [WWA Tag Team Championship]
Its main event time, and the WWA Tag Team Titles are at stake. The Tag Team Champions have wrecked havoc since coming to WWA back in February, but they are facing the WWA World and Hardcore Champion’s. Mariah specifically, is a tag team specialist, with two reigns as WWA Tag Team Champion. Mariah and Aubrey are talking strategy in their corner while Violet Simons and Sydney Hollister remain stoic like.
The bell sounds and it is Mariah Lopez who starts things off against Sydney Hollister. They lock up and it is Mariah who has a side headlock. However, Hollister executes a hip toss then followed up with a side headlock of her own. But Mariah kips up and the two of them are in a stalemate. They circle once more and Hollister went to lock up, but Mariah knew it was coming and ducked it before hitting a Pele kick to stun Sydney before she hit a Crane Kick to take her down. She hooked the leg… but only got a Two count!
Mariah glared at the referee before tagging in Aubrey Cassidy. The two of them double teamed Hollister before hitting her with a double flapjack. The Hardcore Champion was on her game and decided to play dirty a bit by raking the eyes of one half of the Tag Team Champions, causing the fans to boo extremely loud. Aubrey didn’t care as her and Mariah tagged in and out to isolate Hollister. Eventually, Hollister broke free and started punishing Aubrey. She hit a backbreaker over the knee before tagging in Violet Simons.
Simons and Hollister start punishing Aubrey with dirty tactics of their own as they hit a double stalling suplex that dropped Aubrey from a high angle. Simons made the cover… but Aubrey kicked out at Two! Simons didn’t waste any time in staying on Aubrey. Now it’s her and Hollister who stay on Aubrey and begin isolating her from her corner. They tag in and out and hit basic double team maneuvers, along with some dirty tactics. Simons then attempted a Delayed Suplex… but Aubrey fought out of it and hit Simons with one of her own. Both women are down and start to crawl to their corners…
From there, they make the tags to their partners, and Hollister and Mariah are trading blows with one another immediately as they get into the ring. It is evened up until Hollister raked the eyes of the WWA World Champion, then hits the House Boat Junction! She quickly went for the cover… but Aubrey broke it up! This caused Simons to get back in the ring and she went for a boot, but Aubrey ducked it, then hit the Slingblade to the powerhouse of Breaking Habits! Aubrey then followed that up with a sidekick to the face to take her out!
Meanwhile, Hollister gets Mariah back to her feet and starts striking at her, but Mariah is firing back with strikes of her own. The two of them are going back and forth, with Hollister eventually winning the exchange between the two. Mariah is staggering and Hollister went for the Royal Flush… but Aubrey from out of nowhere, chopblocked Hollister in the left knee. From there, Mariah and Aubrey double teamed Hollister, with Mariah getting her up in a powerbomb position. Aubrey grabbed Hollister’s neck and went for the Shiranui… and together, they completed the double team move Wreck That Bitch that The Lethal Barbarians used to use. Mariah hooked the leg… and got the Three count, giving us new Tag Team Champions.
WINNERS, AND NEEEWWW WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Mariah Lopez and Aubrey Cassidy via pinfall!
”Awake” by Ra plays and the fans are booing very loudly as Mariah Lopez and Aubrey Cassidy have won the WWA Tag Team Championship. The new champions take their belts, along with their singles titles and raise them in the air, much to the hatred of the crowd.
DM: I cannot believe this! This isn’t right! Those two heathens are the Tag Team Champions of this company!
SS: This is glorious Desiree! We have Tag Team Champions to be proud of! Breaking Habits were good, but not as good as Mariah and Aubrey!
DM: This is sickening! This is a damn two woman power trip!
Mariah and Aubrey roll out of the ring, loving on one another while holding all of their titles. They are joined on the stage by Christina Rose and The Ninja Squad. The five of them celebrate with one another to major boos from the crowd as the broadcast comes to a close.