Post by Dani on Oct 12, 2018 15:51:38 GMT -5
WWA Presents: Friday Night Frenzy, Episode 154
Date: 10-12-18
Venue: Scottrade Center (St. Louis, Missouri)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
Date: 10-12-18
Venue: Scottrade Center (St. Louis, Missouri)
Commentators: Desiree Miles and Shannon Saint
”Killpop” by Slipknot plays and the fans boo as Mariah Lopez walks out with the WWA World Championship on her right shoulder, while Aubrey Cassidy is right by her side, and The Ninja’s are behind them, with Lethalclaw and Lethalkill holding the WWA Tag Team Championship. They walk down the aisle, not paying any mind to anybody before they all get into the ring. Mariah has a microphone in her hand and as the music dies down, she begins to speak.
Mariah Lopez: Last Friday night was without question a crowning moment for yours truly. I beat two demons to remain WWA World Champion.
The crowd gives a mixed reaction.
Mariah Lopez: None of you on this roster can say you did what I did, and I did FAIR AND FUCKING SQUARE!
Mariah says with a smirk.
Mariah Lopez: Which brings us to tonight. Tonight, I defend my lovely title against Eavan Maloney, the woman who won The Lethal Cup tournament.
Mariah nods.
Mariah Lopez: I admit, this woman is good, this woman is exciting, I have respect for her just as she does for me… but all of that will be thrown out of the window during this match because as I have said before, I will do absolutely ANYTHING to retain my championship.
Mariah is soon interrupted as “The Future” by CFO$ plays, much to the delight of the crowd. Reyna Carter comes out, with a microphone in her hand. She walks down the aisle, tagging a few hands before stepping in-between the ropes to get into the ring.
Reyna Carter: We know you’ll do anything to retain your championship. Hell we’ve seen the same song and dance ever since you unfairly beat Talia for the title.
The fans cheer.
Reyna Carter: You have Eavan tonight, I know this, everybody here knows that...but see, I don’t care whether it’s you or her that’s the champion, because next week, I’m getting my long overdue shot at the title and that’s that.
The two of them are face to face, and are interrupted as “Bring It” by Trapt plays, much to the delight of the crowd. Out comes Crystal Alvarez, who has her third of the WWA Trios Championship around her waist and the CCP World Heavyweight Championship on her shoulder. She walks down the aisle, making a beeline for the ring before sliding in under the bottom rope. She is given a microphone and stands across both Carter and Mariah.
Crystal Alvarez: It seems everybody is underestimating yours truly, which is a big time mistake.
Crystal says very clearly.
Crystal Alvarez: Everybody seems to forget that #TitleForTitleII is not that far away. Crystalina Lopez-Rose-Hilton, whatever the fuck she’s calling herself this week, pretty much ignored the fact that I am getting my shot at Thanksgiving Thunder, trying to reclaim her Ring of Beauty fame by challenging either Mariah or Eavan for the belt, when in-fact, yours truly is in line.
Crystal looks intense.
Crystal Alvarez: Now like Reyna here, I don’t give a shit WHO is WWA’s representative World Champion come three weeks time because you’ll be facing the “KO Queen” with all the gold on the line. It could very well be Eavan Maloney, and that would be a great fucking match.
Crystal pauses before turning to Reyna.
Crystal Alvarez: Or it could be you Rey. You and I had a classic series and we ELEVATED the WWA World Championship to levels it had never been before.
She says before finally being face-to-face with Mariah.
Crystal Alvarez: Or… it could be YOU! I never forgot about losing to you at Valentine’s Day Smackdown, and facing my very best friend with all the gold at stake would be icing on the cake. Two of Danielle Lopez’s prized students, two members of Team Lethality who broke out and made a name for themselves, fighting for it all sounds like some shit drawn up in fantasy land…
Crystal pauses before getting back on track.
Crystal Alvarez: No matter how I look at it, I’m down for any outcome. I’ll face anybody in that ring, any obstacle. It don’t matter to me.
Crystal says much to a pop from the crowd.
Mariah Lopez: Well I’ll make damn sure it’s me. Then I’ll take it ALL TO THE BANK! I’ll add to my ever growing LEGACY! I will be the PREMIER LOPEZ! And I will change the motherfucking game FOREVER!
”Killshot” plays again as Mariah and company leave, while Reyna and Crystal stand there, eyeing her the whole way.
Match 1: Crystal Hilton vs. Sora Minakaze
Our first match of tonight begins, and Crystal Hilton, formerly known as Christina Rose, is back in action here in the WWA as she faces Sora Minakaze, and Hilton has her wife Seleana Zdunich by her side. For Hilton, she was all business and laid right into Minakaze with some STIFF shots. Minakaze staggered back and went for a shot or two of her own, which she connected right in the mouth of Hilton. Hilton got pissed off and LAID RIGHT INTO Minakaze some more, not even letting up one bit. Minakaze couldn’t keep up with the frenzy of Hilton’s strikes. Hilton managed to end things rather quickly when she hit the Rock & Roll DDT, SNAPPING Minakaze face first into the mat. She hooked the leg… and got a Three count to end this one quickly.
WINNER: Crystal Hilton via pinfall!
”Mega Man 3 Intro” by Power Glove plays and the fans give a large mixed reaction to Crystal Hilton being victorious.
SS: That was convincing! Hilton completely DOMINATED that match!
DM: She did, and she still has a lot of pent up frustration!
Hilton and Seleana stand tall together… but that changed as “Bad Reputation” by Avril Lavigne plays, much to the dismay of the crowd.
DM: Uh oh! This is not good!
SS: If I were Crystalina, I’d get Seleana the fuck out of there RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
The music plays, and Kate Steele walks out from the back, in a very very bad mood. Her eyes are fixated on Crystal Hilton, definitely not forgetting about losing the Hardcore Championship due to Hilton’s distraction. Steele walks slowly down the aisle before getting into the ring. She continues to stare a hole into Hilton, who motions for Seleana to get out of harm’s way.
DM: We’re getting another showdown between these two! And it’s PERSONAL!
SS: Of course it is!
Hilton and Steele are face to face, nose to nose, with the tension as high as it is in this blood rivalry. Hilton threw the first punch, and Steele fired back. These two started getting into it, much to the anticipation of the crowd. Back and forth they went, until Hilton managed to throw Steele out of the ring and to the floor below.
DM: Crystal Hilton was ready to fight, much like she was at Halloween Fury!
SS: She’s not a rookie Desiree! Hilton has been around the block a time or two! She’s in what, three Hall of Fames?
DM: Sounds about right!
Steele looks very angry, angrier than she previously was. She elects to fight another day, mouthing off to Hilton, who stands there wanting Steele to bring it to her.
We go backstage where Joanna is standing by with Courtney Erickson.
Courtney Erickson: I’m here with the new WWA Hardcore Champion, Joanna! And I have to ask you, how does it feel to be the champion?
Joanna: I feel really good right now. It has been a while since I was a singles champion in this company. I worked my ass off to win this belt and I’m not letting it go.
Courtney Erickson: Kate Steele though, feels differently about that. She states you only won because Crystal Hilton got herself involved in matters she needed to stay out of.
Joanna: Hardcore matches have no rules. I don’t give a damn about this whole squabble between her and Hilton, but fact is I am the Hardcore Champion, and I will be the champion for a very long time to come.
Both Elektra and Desdemona walk up, and give Joanna a hug.
Elektra: We warriors, we gladiators, are excited that one of our own holds the gold.
Desdemona: Like seriously, Warrior Nation is rising, and Joanna is the catalyst.
Joanna: Girls, its all three of us who make this a rising sensation. And as a complete unit, we will continue to do just that. Make an impact.
Desdemona: Damn straight.
The three of them pound fists as we head back to ringside.
Match 2: Talia Areano © vs. Shelly The Bod [WWA Television Championship]
The Television Championship is to be defended for the fifth time as Talia Areano goes one on one with Shelly The Bod. The two of them circle around the ring as the bell rings for this one to begin. Areano was flying immediately with some kicks and arial offense, catching the challenger off guard. Areano was flying around, and Shelly was pissed, rolling out of the ring to collect a breather. Areano dares her to get back into the ring. Shelly eventually goes in and Areano attempted a Hurricanrana, but was caught and hit with a powerbomb instead.
Shelly had a smirk on her face as she laid into Areano with lefts and rights, keeping the speedy champion down as much as she could. She got Areano back up and hit her with a sidewalk slam, finding herself into a cover… but got a Two count! Shelly gets back up and lifts Areano up with her, launching her into one of the corners before delivering some body blows to her. She whips Areano to the other corner on the other side of the ring. She runs in for a splash… but Areano moved out of the way and got to the apron. She springboarded off the ropes… HURRICANRANA!
Areano quickly ran the ropes, and as Shelly got back up, Areano hit her with a second Hurricanrana! She quickly hooked the leg… but got a Two count! This was high-paced action, and Areano was quickening the pace… but Shelly was keeping up with her and grounded her speed with a thunderous spinebuster! She quickly made the cover… but Areano somehow kicked out at Two! Shelly wasn’t thrilled and had a fit about it. She argued with the referee and shoved her. The ref, not willing to take it, shoved her back and Shelly ran into a schoolgirl pin attempt…
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3!
WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION: Talia Areano via pinfall!
”Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears hits but that’s quickly cut off as Maria Salvatore and Megan Enders came in and attacked Areano, much to the approval of Maria’s manager Maleek Raheem.
DM: It’s a damn shame to see Megan Enders roll with the likes of Maria Salvatore!
SS: I think it’s fantastic for her! It does wonders for her career!
The two on one disadvantage for Areano is clear as day as Salvatore and Enders are extra aggressive here. They attempt a double team move… but much to cheers from the crowd, Melissa Evans came out with a baseball bat and chased Enders and Salvatore out of the ring. Melissa checked on Areano… but it was a trap as Enders came back and laid her out with a boot to the face.
DM: Now that was uncalled for! Completely heinous!
SS: It’s smart! And it damn sure was vicious!
Enders and Salvatore stood over both Melissa and Areano to huge boos from the crowd, while Maleek Raheem is pleased at the carnage both of them have left.
We pan backstage where Eavan Maloney is warming up for her World Title match later tonight. She’s getting in her last stretches… but pauses as a familiar face walks up.
Crystal Alvarez: You are already aware of the fact that I will be watching the match tonight.
Eavan nods.
Crystal Alvarez: I’ve told both Mariah and Reyna that I have no problem facing them if they are the champion heading into Title For Title II, and I can definitely say the same here. If you’re WWA’s representative World Champion once Thanksgiving Thunder rolls around, I would love to have our rubber match.
Eavan looks at Crystal and has an approved expression on her face.
Eavan Maloney: A third match between us would be awesome. We need to have a clear cut winner, and all the gold at stake like you said earlier, is just icing on the cake.
Crystal at that point, is thinking about cake.
Crystal Alvarez: Dammit, I’m hungry. But I do get the point regardless. If it is us, you know how we do things.
Eavan Maloney: May the best woman win if it does.
Crystal Alvarez: Now hold up. The rubber match WILL happen, it’s iffy on whether it’ll happen at Thanksgiving Thunder… but I know well and good it’ll happen sometime in the near future. So yeah, may the best win indeed.
The two of them bump fists and share a hug before going their separate ways.
Match 3: Aubrey Cassidy (w/The Ninja Squad) vs. Masked Enigma (w/Miss Justice and Lady Tempest)
Our third match of the night began and Aubrey was taking it to the former CCP Junior Heavyweight Champion, Masked Enigma! Enigma however came back with her lightning quick offense, and hit Cassidy with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors! Enigma was cheered for her offense while Cassidy slid out of the ring to regroup and talk strategy with her fellow Ninja’s. Cassidy doesn’t look too happy before she got into the ring, but upon arrival, Enigma hit her square in the face with a brutal kick to the face!
Cassidy was out of it on her feet, and Enigma hit a spinning Discus clothesline! Aubrey was out of it and Enigma made the cover… but Cassidy kicked out at Two! Enigma continued to go to work, not allowing Cassidy to find an opening. Enigma beat on Cassidy until getting to the apron. She springboarded off the ropes, looking for a senton… but Cassidy caught her mid-air… and hit a sitout powerbomb! Enigma is down, and Cassidy slumped into a cover… but Enigma kicked out at the count of Two!
Both Cassidy and Enigma were worse for wear here as they went all out, but they weren’t going to stop either. Cassidy had the upperhand, and went for a suplex… but Enigma blocked it, then hit a European uppercut that sent Aubrey into the ropes. Aubrey was tied up and Enigma was punching at her, with the referee making the count, but Enigma let up before the count of five! Enigma got Aubrey out of the ropes… and hit her with a vicious Enigmatic-Plex, with a cover… but Cassidy BARELY kicked out at Two!
Enigma continued to go to work, trying to end this contest. She got Cassidy up and went for the “… And Justice For All”... but both Lethalclaw and Lethalkil hopped on the apron. However, Lady Tempest and Miss Justice immediately came in and knocked them off, brawling with the Tag Team Champions! But this left Bullet Saw and Red Blade and they attacked Enigma and hit her with the Ninja Bomb before placing Aubrey on top of her. The four Ninjas all leave as the referee gets back to the match, going to count the fall…
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WINNER: Aubrey Cassidy via pinfall!
The match ended but Aubrey and the four Ninja’s started to attack Enigmatic Justice, much to the chagrin of the fans.
DM: These jackasses just won’t quit!
SS: Haha I LOVE IT!
It is five on three, with Aubrey and The Ninja Squad having the upperhand here. They go to grab Enigma and go for the Ninja Bomb… but the crowd cheers as Melanie Ramirez and Rachel Robinson come to even the odds with steel chairs, making it five against three.
DM: The Barbarians are here! They have a score to settle with these Ninja’s!
SS: They need to go! They just suck!
The Starlet Barbarians, along with the three members of Enigmatic Justice, all take it to The Ninja Squad, eventually throwing them out of the ring and causing them to retreat to the bat, much to the delight of the crowd.
DM: The damn cowards are running with their tails between their legs, and the Superheroines and The Barbarians are standing tall!
SS: Blah blah blah! They still ain’t shit!
DM: You ain’t shit Taint!
We open up to Danielle Lopez's office where the current Trios Champions, the #BestFriendsGang are all in there, surrounded by the boss lady's desk.
Danielle Lopez: Ladies, I read the Twitter feed. You girls want to defend those titles against ANYBODY next week, correct?
Izumi Sato: That's right. We have to start this domination tour somehow.
Danielle Lopez: I've been a champion before, I know how it goes and I agree with that mindset. Do you girls have a preference out of all the teams that stuck their names in the hat?
Hannah Kristiansen: We'll take any of them on.
Izumi Sato: Yes. Any of them.
Danielle Lopez: Crystal, you haven't spoken. What do you think?
Crystal Alvarez: I too have no preference. We'll whip anybody's ass in front of us.
Danielle Lopez: I see.
Danielle thinks for a moment before coming to a conclusion.
Danielle Lopez: Next week, it'll be the #BestFriendsGang defending the Trios Championship against the returning Killswitch Knockouts.
In the arena cheers can be heard. In the office, Crystal, Izumi and Hannah all approve.
Crystal Alvarez: We're cool with this. I'll be back a little later to discuss a couple of things I have in mind.
Danielle Lopez: Sounds good. I'll be waiting.
The champs all depart the office, while Danielle gets back to work.
Match 4: Talia Skye vs. Athena [Match Two in the Best of Seven Series, Athena leads 1-0]
Match two in this highly anticipated Best of Seven series! Talia Skye and Athena are ready to go. They waste little time getting this one going with a lockup, much like the first match. Talia won the exchange, locking Athena in a side headlock before taking her down with a snapmare, all while the headlock was still locked in. Talia had it synched in until Athena got back to a vertical base, and hit a back suplex to release the hold. Athena was back to her feet, and Talia also was back up as well.
The two of them went at it again, but Athena faked out the veteran and hit a takedown before going for a front facelock. She locked it in and Talia was at a brief disadvantage, until she got to a vertical standing and reversed it into a Northern Lights Suplex… but Athena kicked out at Two to break up the hold. Talia and Athena were once again back to their feet, engaging in a stalemate with the fans cheering back and forth for both fan favorites.
They went at it again, this time with their fists. The fans were back and forth with both of their favorite wrestlers, with Athena eventually winning out here. She whipped Talia across the ring, and after coming off the rebound, Athena hit Talia with a dropkick right to the face. She hooked the leg… but only got a Two count! Athena continued the momentum, getting Talia up and whipping her into a corner before going to the top, punching her ten times before getting her to the top rope… and hitting a queen sized superplex!
Athena is now in full control, and starts with a ground and pound offense, to some success here. She hit a suplex to Talia, then locked in a chinlock, attempting to wear down the head and neck of the “Killa Queen”. Talia was grounded and restricted for quite a while… but eventually, the former WWA World Champion got back to a vertical base, and hit an Electric Chair drop, but the wear and tear that Talia had to endure for the last several minutes, couldn’t allow her to capitalize as she too is down on the mat.
Both of them eventually get back to their feet. Athena struck first… but Talia fired back with a right of her own. They were back and forth, until Talia took full control and began hitting rights before whipping Athena across the ropes. Athena came back off the rebound and Talia springboarded off the ropes… UFB/UNIDENTIFIED FLYING BLONDE! RIGHT TO THE JAW OF ATHENA! And Talia immediately hooked the leg… but Athena somehow, someway, kicked out at the count of Two!
Talia was surprised but kept her head in the game. She continued at Athena, but “The Goddess” eventually fought back and was leaving Talia reeling with each shot. Athena stepped up as Talia staggered… ENZUIGIRI! Talia goes face first into the mat. Seeing as she has this one in hand, Athena signaled for the end. Talia got back to her feet, and Athena did the Handspring before attempting the Goddess Cutter… but Talia blocked it and hit the Double Knee Backbreaker before transitioning into a bridging crossface… KILLA INSTINCT! Athena is trapped and tried every way possible to get out of the hold, but it is synched in tightly. Athena tried to reach the ropes, but Talia pulled away and locked it in even tighter. After quite a long time being in the hold, Athena had no choice but to submit to this dangerous hold for Talia to tie the series at one a piece.
WINNER OF MATCH TWO: “The Killa Queen” Talia Skye via submission!
”Glorious” by CFO$ plays and the fans roar in approval as Talia Skye gets her hand raised by the referee.
DM: THAT. WAS A GREAT FUCKING MATCH! Better than the first in my opinion!
SS: You are so damn biased! Oh your Mafia sister won, yeah yeah yeah!
DM: Nobody asked for your take fatty! But Talia and Athena are two of the best in the world, and they just proved that in a series that in my opinion, is going to be a very tough series to win!
Backstage, and The Gladiator Sisters of Elektra and Desdemona Stratos are seen walking towards the parking lot. They get to their rental car, until they are surrounded by Ella Lopez, Cora Quinn and Harley Green. The Insanity Patients are holding steel pipes in their hands, and Ella has a smirk on her face as her girls are ready.
Ella Lopez: Going somewhere?
The Stratos Sisters look at the three women with the pipes, and try their chances. They do well for a little bit, but the numbers catch up to them in a hurry. The Insanity Patients throw Desdemona right into a waste management dumpster before they slam Elektra down with a high-low onto the hood of a car. Both Gladiator Sisters are out of it as Ella Lopez has a satisfied look on her face.
Ella Lopez: We’re back, and we’re going to take out every last one of you.
The Patients walk away while Elektra and Desdemona are laid out.
DM: Good LORD! That was some heavy duty damage by these fucking lunatics!
SS: I liked it! They’ve been forgotten for far too long, and it’s high and time they take what is theirs!
DM: Up next, it is our main event! Mariah Lopez defending the WWA World Championship against Eavan Maloney!
SS: This is the biggest match in Eavan’s tenure here in WWA! But the champ though, Mariah is at the top of her game and it’s not going to be easy to combat her!
DM: Let’s take it to the ring for the entrances!
The stage goes dark for a few minutes before a single spotlight appears over Katra Zdunich as she does a guitar solo to the delight of the crowd. After a couple of minutes, she walks over to a pedal board on the ground and starts imitating the sounds of creaking gears on her guitar and the crowd roars. The lights come up as American Murder Log start into a familiar song among the WWA fans. Katra walks back up the ramp as her and Zenna Zdunich start the opening riff of “The One You Know”, before Alissa Lacroix on bass and Kelly Taylor on drums kick the song into high gear. Linnea Lacroix walks out with microphone in hand and starts to sing.
I'm a little alike
You before things had changed
In a compass, I ride
All this feels rearranged
You before things had changed
In a compass, I ride
All this feels rearranged
The crowd can hear a harmony though don’t see a second singer before Eavan Maloney herself walks out with a second microphone as the two sing the chorus together.
Tell me, does it matter
If I'm still here, or I'm gone?
Shifting to the after
An impostor, I'm not the one you know
If I'm still here, or I'm gone?
Shifting to the after
An impostor, I'm not the one you know
Maloney walks over to Katra, as she takes off her steampunk goggles and places them on her head. She throws the microphone to someone out of spotlight as she walks down the ramp. She stops at the corner, and sees her wife, Sativa Nevaeh, and hugs her and gives her a kiss. Faint audio from the cameraman, we can hear her tell Sativa she’s coming home with the gold. She slides in the ring and looks around at the crowd. She gets on the bottom two ropes, looking up at the crowd, and waves her arms up and down, the symbol of “I’m not worthy” before blowing them kisses. She jumps backwards off the ropes and paces the ring, waiting for Mariah Lopez.
DM: That was a fantastic performance by American Murder Log, and Eavan Maloney is ready to go kick ass!
SS: Well we know who you're behind here!
DM: You should be as well Taint! Our jobs actually depend on Mariah losing!
The lights turn out in the arena. Smoke fills the entranceway as the beginning of Slipknot's "Killpop" plays throughout the arena. The slow creepy beginning is heard loud throughout the arena, followed by Corey Taylor's voice.
She’s sticking needles in her skin
I turn with an ugly grin
Her canvas doesn’t leave a lot to fantasy
But her peace of mind can’t stay inside the lines
It’s so confusing, the methods that she’s using
She knows she shouldn’t leave a mark that I can see
Will she ever find one million of a kind?
It’s cold and lonely, but that’s because she told me
Lost inside her dirty world,
No one hurts this pretty girl but her
I turn with an ugly grin
Her canvas doesn’t leave a lot to fantasy
But her peace of mind can’t stay inside the lines
It’s so confusing, the methods that she’s using
She knows she shouldn’t leave a mark that I can see
Will she ever find one million of a kind?
It’s cold and lonely, but that’s because she told me
Lost inside her dirty world,
No one hurts this pretty girl but her
As the melody part stops, Mariah Lopez walks out from the back with a Ninja Squad shirt over her ring attire and the WWA World Championship on her shoulder. She looks around the entire arena with a scowl on her face before raising the title in the air. Throughout all of the smoke, she walks down the aisle and the fans give her a large mixed reaction. She refuses to acknowledge any of the fans before she looks at the band American Murder Log. She stares a hole right at them before focusing on Eavan.
DM: Don't even think about it Mariah! Don't even fucking think about it!
SS: She's not allowed to survey the scene? Jesus Christ!
Mariah walks around ringside with the title still on her shoulder. She stops right in front of the announce table and taunts Desiree Miles with the title before flipping her the bird. From there, Mariah hopped on the apron and entered the ring through the bottom rope. She stared at Eavan again before going to the top rope, raising the WWA World Championship in the air and the fans are split between cheering for her and booing the living shit out of her. She hops off the turnbuckle and Jimmy Wilkes is ready to do the introductions.
Jimmy Wilkes: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your MAAAAAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is scheduled for ONE FALL... and it is for the WWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
The crowd cheers.
Jimmy Wilkes: Introducing to my right, THE CHALLENGER! She hails from Los Angeles, California, weighing in tonight at 122 pounds! She is a former WWA TELEVISION CHAMPION and the winner of the 2018 LETHAL CUP TOURNAMENT! She is the "STEAMPUNK WARRIOR"... EAVAAAAAAAAAN MALOOOOOOOOOONEY!
The fans cheer at a fever pitch for Eavan.
Jimmy Wilkes: And to the corner on my left! She is from San Diego, California, weighing in tonight at 128 pounds! She is the third Triple Crown winner in the history of the Women's Wrestling Alliance! A member of the Lopez Family Wrestling Dynasty, and the current reigning and DEFENDING WWA WORLD CHAMPION! She is the leader of The Ninja Squad, "THE LATINA NINJA"... MARIAHHHHHHHHH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEZ!
The fans give a mixed reaction, although there's surely a lot more boos that are drowning out Mariah's most loyal fans.
SS: This is intense! These two aren't fucking around!
DM: They shouldn't, although Mariah will get her ass kicked if she tries anything again!
SS: You're not a wrestler anymore!
DM: You've never been a wrestler, yet you're a color commentator! But anyways, we're about to get this one underway!
Main Event: Mariah Lopez © vs. Eavan Maloney [WWA World Championship]
The main event, the very match Eavan Maloney had been waiting two months for. She is stoked for this one, but Mariah too is pumped up as a win here all but guarantees her spot in Title For Title II against her best friend, Crystal Alvarez! The tension is at a fever pitch as both champion and challenger are face to face, nose to nose with one another. Mariah has the WWA World Championship raised in the air before she gives it to the referee but hasn't taken her eyes off of Eavan, and the challenger is staring at Mariah as well, wanting to get this one underway and take the championship Mariah holds near and dear to her.
The bell rang, and neither competitor is taking their eye off the other. They circle around the ring, jockeying for position before they start throwing haymakers at one another. It is evened up until Maloney is able to get the upperhand with a hard left before knocking her down with a clothesline! Maloney was on fire in the early doing, executing away at Mariah with a ground and pound style offense. She let up, only to hit a running knee drop right to the face of the champion. Eavan was in control and the fans were behind her in the early going.
Maloney kept up the aggression, not allowing Mariah to get out of the block. Eavan went for a snap suplex… but Mariah blocked it, then went behind Eavan and hit her with a bridging German Suplex, complete with the pin… but only got a Two count! Mariah continued on with her offense, now kicking at Maloney with as much force as she could. Maloney was staggering back until being brought to her knees, to where Mariah kicked at her repeatedly before hitting a kick right to the jaw to take her down.
Mariah gloated and was in control, much to the dismay of the crowd. She kicked at Eavan, somewhat mockingly, and the fans aren’t liking it. Mariah went to the top rope and went for the diving crossbody as Eavan got up… but Maloney reversed it into a rollup… but Mariah kicked out at Two! Maloney stayed on Mariah and drilled her with a knee right to the temple. Mariah lunged forward, and Maloney went for it… THE FIFTH GEAR… NO! MARIAH BLOCKED IT, AND SHOVED EAVAN INTO THE REFEREE WHO GOES DOWN LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Eavan goes back to Mariah and jabs at her with her lefts and rights to stun “The Latina Ninja”, and then actually hit her with The Fifth Gear! Mariah is out of it, and Maloney stands there, until Crystal Hilton comes out from the back, carrying a Spiked Baseball Bat. She slides in the ring, and Eavan has a smirk on her face, presenting Mariah to Hilton. She teases hitting her very own cousin with the bat… but rather instead, she BLASTED Eavan right in the back of the head with the bat, busting her open immediately.
DM: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!? CRYSTAL HILTON JUST SPLIT THE WIG OF EAVAN MALONEY!
SS: Blood is thicker than water in this case! Hilton has elected to stick with her favorite cousin rather than listen to Eavan’s bullshit!
DM: This is heinous! This is sickening!
Hilton immediately fled the ring with the evidence and ran through the crowd. Mariah starts to stir, not knowing what exactly has happened. She crawls towards Eavan, with an arm draped over her as the referee makes somewhat of a recovery, and makes the count…
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2!
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3---NO!
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3---NO!
DM: HOLY SHIT! EAVAN MALONEY JUST KICKED OUT! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!
SS: … I’m shocked! I’m absolutely fucking shocked!
Everybody was stunned about that kick out but Mariah can barely move here, and the referee is still hurting, rolling out of the ring to be checked on by the medics. Mariah is using the ropes to get to her feet, and somehow does, but Mya Denton, Yasmeen Dumont and Lilith Evans make their way down the aisle to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Mariah knew they were coming, and attempted to fight them off, but the numbers caught up to her. Denton attempted a high knee… but Mariah ducked, and the knee accidentally hit Eavan Maloney, who was just getting to her feet. Denton appeared shocked, and Mariah snatched her and threw her out of the ring onto Lilith and Yasmeen.
SS: NOW WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY DOING HERE!?
DM: That’s a damn good question Taint! I have no earthly idea either!
Mariah shakes off the cobwebs, and stomps her foot on the mat, signaling for the kick to end it all. Eavan gets to her feet and as she turned around, Mariah lifted her right leg up…
DM: POTENTIAL BRAIN DAMAGE! RIGHT TO THE SKULL AND EAVAN MALONEY IS OUT!
SS: Perhaps Mariah might do it better than Danielle ever did!
DM: I’ll go tell her that so she can fire your ass!
SS: …..
DM: Mariah falls on top of Eavan for the cover! This isn’t right! And the referee has somewhat recovered here!
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WINNER, AND STIIILLL WWA WORLD CHAMPION: “The Latina Ninja” Mariah Lopez via pinfall!
"Killpop" by Slipknot plays and the fans aren't thrilled about how this one ended. Mariah Lopez can barely even stand, as she suffered quite a bit of damage from The Knockouts.
SS: Before you start, you cannot pin this one on Mariah!
DM: Was any of this necessary? Was it truly fucking necessary? First, Crystal Hilton came out and turned on Eavan, then The Knockouts came in and struck Mariah, as well as Mya accidentally kneeing Eavan in the face!
SS: I'm not saying its right, I'm just saying this one is not Mariah Lopez's fault! Nor is it Eavan Maloney's! I think when it comes to the Knockouts, it was three women who are going into business for themselves!
DM: It's a sickening display all around!
Mariah rolled out of the ring and limped her way up the aisle with the World Title in hand, but she was attacked by The Killswitch Knockouts. Denton, Yasmeen and Lilith. The three of them savagely beat on Mariah and drag her up the aisle. Yasmeen gets Mariah up and plants her in a Flapjack position while Lilith has the champ's head into a Cradle DDT position before both of them drop down...
DM: GOOD GOD! THAT'S AN AIDED SINFUL DDT!
SS: This is bad! Mariah might be seriously hurt!
DM: Both champion and challenger from this match are seriously hurt!
Denton, Lilith and Yasmeen stand over Mariah's body to a mixed reaction from the crowd as "Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed plays on the sound system. The Killswitch Knockouts look down at Mariah with disdain on their faces and continue to stand over her as the broadcast comes to a close.